Circling Back - White Guy Phrases & Salmon Smuggling

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast Monday. Great to be here. My name is Will DeFries. On my left side, David Ruff. And I'm, you know, it's not every day you log into X or Twitter, see what's trending and find something that just kind of makes you happy. I saw, I opened this up, I saw that Arnold Palmer is trending. And you guys probably don't, I mean, he's, he's one of the goats, right? And he's my dad's favorite golfer.

So it just, as I look him up, let's see why he's trending. It's just cool. Let's see that his memory is still out there. People are recognizing not only what he did as a player, but how he was an ambassador for the game. What else and? Huge cock yeah

Yeah, these cars ever were 70 seconds in I mean this guy's all man thanks to our friend Donald Trump for Delivering that news to all of us. I think I knew which I don't know that I don't know thing I don't know about like the size look at him I'd heard that he's in his forearms great point which Can you tell the size of a man by his forearms? Maybe hopefully I'm not even sure

That's my favorite thing that that Trump said over the last few days, huh? I'm not sure it's my favorite thing that Trump said over the last few days I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying. I'm saying these are big guys. He also said guys ever. He also said Mark Cuban is a loser. Wouldn't take his phone calls anymore while at the White House. And he went rogue, a weak, pathetic bully. He's got nothing going really slow or really low club head speed.

A total non athlete. I just say I don't know that Mark Cuban has ever played golf. Yeah. I don't know if that criticism moves the needle for Mark Cuban that much. I also don't think Trump is putting up numbers on the track, man. Although if we're going to start using like that as a metric for rating a person, like, oh, this guy's got no juice. Guy's got low club head speed. Like I'm fine with that, actually, even if they don't play. Like you could say that about Randy. Mayor Pete.

I just I know. Trump won two club championships and they weren't even seniors. Yeah, they were regular club championships. I don't think he's long off the tee though. You know, no, Trump. No, but he's pretty direct off the tee. You know, I'm not going to I'm not going to say anything negative about Trump's golf game after the Bryson video. Like he's impressed me. I know people are criticizing his putting stroke, but he put all those

putts into a two putt territory, which is not something that I can say I do. The lag putting is there. Yeah. Like I, I'm not going to sit here and say that it's bad. Like if we're going to, if we're going to criticize Trump's putting stroke and say that he's a bad golfer because he brings his putter up at the end, then like we can just, we can just keep criticizing Scottie Scheffler's swing. Dylan, if you knew how to putt, lag putt specifically, I feel like you could break 100. Believe it or not, I

broke 100 many times. Did you have the widest putting stand? I don't I don't do that anymore. You used to stop bringing it up. There was a day there was a day when this was early on in my Grand Ex career where we went and played early in the morning. And I think it was like mid July. Like it was a hot, hot day. And when we started playing, it was like probably 78. And when we got done, it was 105.

And Dylan had a putt on 18 to like, I think, win some money or like maybe it was a big putt for a push. And I was standing up on an elevated part of the green just looking down. And Dylan was just wide out there. And I was standing up on an elevated part of the green, just looking down and Dylan was just wide out there. And I was like, there's no way that tired, hot Dylan is making this putt. You used to feel like if I had the closer my eyes were to the ball, the better I would just see it

and make more flesh contact. I don't know, I stopped doing it though, a long time ago. I remember you stopped noticing. I remember the hole he's talking about. It was 18 at Grey Rock. You hit a absolute nuke off the tee. Oh yeah. About 30 yards out. And then I think you three jacked it.

From, you hit a wedge on or something. It was close to water. You middle school sick dated. It was close to water so I putting willed it. I didn't hear what he said. Review the tape. Okay. The chip scared me because of the water

and it was a big hole. So I putted it from off the grain and I came up like 30 feet short. It was ugly. Yeah. And then from there I to put no matter I think a three put stance was like a sumo stance almost okay we can move past. Randy knows Randy's been to sumo we can get past that. You know, sure. So the you say when they're doing their stops. Randy knows, Randy's been to Sumo. We can get past that one. No shoes. That's what you say when they're doing their stomps. Randy, do you want to turn the camera around so people can see what you're wearing right now?

I am officially in the Arby's drip. Not the French drip. How did you acquire such an item? I won the best dressed at college game day. I didn't know they gave out a best dressed awards. I did not know either. And I, well, it was, it was, it wasn't even a competition. As soon as I got up there, like other two people like,

well, we know you won already, but yeah. So I got this, I got this here. I'll even stand up. It's a matching set suit. I got, I got meat suits. I was hoping it was a onesie. Dude. That's nice though. You can hoping it was a onesie. Dude. That's nice though, you can break it up

and just wear the meat sweatshirt casually without the pants. Just rocking the flaps. Good for you, Randy. Dave, are you gonna wear this to the meetup to make up for not wearing the- Actually, I don't hate that idea. Randy, I have handed off the torch.

You are now the Arby's guy. No, no, no. And I just wanna say- Everyone knows I'm doing Dimmadome for the meetup. I can't be wearing this. I'm stopping off the torch. You are now the Arby's guy. No, no, no. And I just want to say- Everyone knows I'm doing Dimmadome for the meetup. I can't be worried about this. I'm stopping the steal here. Dave, you are still the Arby's guy. I think this might be.

No, no, no. There's no- It's a voluntary transfer, peaceful transfer of power. No, I am not certifying those results. Simply not happening. I'm Jan Six in it if you're doing that. It's a fan. My January 6th is keeping Dave Davis the Arby's guy.

You're getting you're getting reelected whether you want it or not. Well, I gotta say, Randy, I did not. I didn't realize that photo of you on the little walkway at game day. I'm about to really embarrass myself. I thought that was photoshopped. I didn't know that was real. Yeah, that was me. That was me. Shout out to you. And if you guys are wondering, you can go, wait, hold on, let me just.

What else did you win? You can just go ahead and I just post on Instagram. Go ahead and check me on Instagram. Oh God. Don't make us do this. Did you get to meet the, what's the young lady's name? No, we, as soon as, well, the thing was, I could take you through my whole experience if you want me to. Yeah, we got nothing else to do. Yeah, yeah, as soon as well, the thing was, I could take you through my whole experience

if you want, if you want me to. Yeah, we got nothing else to do. Yeah, yeah, sure. So I showed up at like 5.20 in the morning and it was a packed house already. And I found out later that all the college kids like camped out in that lawn all night. So it was like, oh shit, like I couldn't even

got here earlier. It was pretty much luck for you getting in there. It was a shit show, the crowd control was terrible, the cops were yelling at everyone, it wasn't the best. But I eventually got right up to where they were letting people in, then they stopped. And then I got in 30, 40 minutes later as more people were leaving.

And as soon as I stepped in, a guy from ESPN was like, hey, do you wanna do a costume best dressed thing? I'm like, yeah. So they took me backstage. Did you ever consider leaving when you saw how much of a shit show it was? Because I was worried that you had left by the time I even woke up.

And I was really going to implore you to stick around, but I then saw on Instagram or somewhere that you were still there, so I was encouraged. I very much did have the idea of this sucks because it was shoulder to was like shoulder to shoulder. And I was just getting like pushed around in the crowd. It was, it was not great. It's a bunch of drunk college kids.

Like, what do you expect? You got to send the pledges overnight. They were like, trying to get on the loud speakers being like attention for your safety. And as soon as that was the last thing I heard, cause then everyone just started booing and yelling. They weren't drunk at 7 a.m though, were they? I mean was a Friday night into Saturday I'm sure they probably were some of them were. Are you unfamiliar with drinking? Are you not frat? I'm from oh coming from the jeed interesting.

Oh wow low blow. Wow. Jeeds are more frat than frat. Arguably. People don't realize that. Arguably because he's gaming the system because he still gets to hang out. Thanks for doing that, Randy. I enjoyed you being there from afar. I got sad when I saw the text group and you said how crowded it was and KJ hit you with like a sad face. I was like, oh no, the thought of Randy

like walking away alone, hat, giant. Dug demidome costume. Giant hat in hand. Yes. Getting into an Uber and just having to go home and take that off. Is it true that you got banned for your first sign that you brought in?

No, but they said more like Doug give me dome. Oh, no, no no, they did have someone who assigned the set elect Quinn yours the sheriff of a Fansville and some like security guard comes like you could not have political ads in here. He's like it's the quarterbacks I don't care if you bring that what you're getting kicked out like to some person. I was like, I did wonder about that because you'd think that there would be more political stuff. So to hear that they're so aggressive towards it, like that actually does make sense. I guess it's like, if it's specifically a political ad, there's plenty enough Trump odd there eating, we're eating the dogs. So it's like, if it's specifically like a political,

because it was like kind of the sign I'm talking about look like a political, like one that you put in your front lawn. So maybe that's what it was. That's lame. You're telling me that like a campus cop overreacted? Pretty much. No way. So I eventually got in and they pulled me backstage

and I went back there and like Saban and McAfee like walked right by me. So that was kind of cool. And then I went on stage. Was Saban giving inspirational speeches like during commercial break to the crowd? Is that what you posted? I think they were just, I don't know. So that wasn't on TV.

No. I don't know. Okay. They were just kind of breaking down like game play and stuff. And then they're like talking about like how he would be in the locker room before a game So he was just giving like one of his speeches. He'd probably give to his his players I thought that was a cool behind-the-scenes post. Yeah, that was cool. I enjoyed it. That was cool So yeah

my costume contest and all that stuff like they do a lot of stuff for game day where like it's During commercial breaks they do like these cast the contests and like they did like a dance contest and stuff Yeah, I won. Is it true you met like a nice young lady? Nope. Are you sure? I wish. Okay, I saw, you have your fine friends on

and I saw that you were at the A.P. house Saturday night after the game. See what I checked, he was at the Theta house. Double down. Yeah, I'll double down. I actually did the rounds with the Cuyo too. No. Which one was your favorite?

Yeah, you know, I kind of liked them all. Okay. It was funny because these like, the college kids, like some of them knew who Doug Dimmadome was and some of them were too young to really understand who it was. So it was a mixed crowd of like who got in, who didn't. But like the crowd knew.

They knew Dimmadome. I thought your sign was pretty solid too. Georgia is Demidone. Which was my idea not Brett's idea. Don't let him claim it. Oh man. I kind of okay. I've got tape on that. We'll review it. But yeah, no it was it was kind of a shitty time to start off but then as soon as I got in there and started doing stuff, it was a lot better. Well, proud of you for getting in there Randy. Good job Randy. You did us proud. I was really thirsty for that college game day Twitter interaction when I started firing

off tweets from Circling Back. Sorry for not mentioning you in that. The tweet already had too much action on it to delete it and take it down and re-at you. All good. So, but you did great. Hey, we got a major announcement. It's officially meetup week. New York City, Gem Saloon, October 26th, which is a Saturday, 5pm. If you show up, just be like, yeah, I know Brett,

he used to get drunk here all the time. They'll treat you well, I guess. I'm very excited for this meetup. There's been a lot of pants, beers conversation flying around. We'll see how that goes. A lot of costume conversation flying around. We'll see how that goes. A lot of costume conversation flying around. We'll see how that goes. I expect this to be our biggest meetup we've ever had. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. Hopefully people show up.

We also are doing Spooky Season tomorrow is the game show. I already have a one point lead on everybody because I get an honor point. Randy was doing some research using the Sunday Scaries YouTube account. And so I'm awarding myself one honor point for revealing. I would have gotten more points. I would have gotten more points had I holstered this information and not brought it to the masses. For the question that I was looking up, he would have gotten four points and I will give you to start off one integrity.

Thank you. Thank you. That means a lot. So are you going to insert a new question in here now? Yes. Yes, for sure. I'm gonna apologize. I am not gonna be able to make it tomorrow morning. I have not announced this. I will be sending someone in my place to proxy. Okay, good. I will not be here.

So the person I will be sending though, I think you'll like. Okay. Have we met this person before? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

You have. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Okay. Cool. Can't wait. I will say whoever this is, if they happen to win, that will continue your, uh, your five in a row. Oh, it is my proxy. It's my proxy. Just hang on. I gotta see if my three o'clock is open tomorrow. Interesting. Anyway, no, I'm not. I'm just kidding. We're having fun. But I won't be here. So sorry. Hey, forget about it. Oh, oh, forget about it, girl. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, bro, bro, there's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and then go.

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when you were doing that i just thought of r e r e b r e b o u n d rebound oh no i don't know that we did the same one but it was home run h o h o m h o m e we didn't have cheerleaders in high school because our cheerleading squad got banned after a spicy performance of pour some sugar on me at a football game when I was in eighth grade. A freak off. They were dressed in leather and had whips and were just dancing on stage. And I think a lot of the parents were like,

you know, in this little small town up here, I don't know if we should be doing BDSM content at high school football games. And so yeah, we had zero cheerleaders. Were y'all the Rams? Yeah. Duh. Dylan, did you send me a video of that?

No. My hands did not move. It didn't send anything. That's just weird. We had a cheer called Trojan Train. All right. Insists upon itself. I know.

Yeah. But we didn't think much of it at the time. We were like, oh, that's okay, Trojan Train. T-R, there's a whole thing. We, uh, we are mascot was Indians and there's a chance that definitely don't happen anymore. No, why don't you go ahead and hit us. You know, I'm an Indian, you're an Indian.

We're an Indian all. And when we get together, we do our Indian call and then we do the call. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we get together, we do our Indian call. And then we do the call. And I'm just not doing it. Do the call. No, no, no. Don't do the call. Do the call. I'm gonna sue they don't do that chant anymore. Yeah, yeah.

That might ruffle some feathers. I didn't mean it that way. Oh, come on, man. I didn't mean it that way. These are my people you're talking about. Don't act like Northern Michigan is not a Native American heavy community. You know I got all the love.

Native baller. Yep. That's true. Yeah. Fair point. Yeah. Fair point. Dylan, what'd you get into this weekend?

Thanks for asking, Will. I actually had a really good weekend. Okay. Contrary to the other weekend that he had that just sucked. Dylan Shivery. Thank you. Thanks for the glizzy mug. Anyway, Friday low key. I'm going to skip Friday. Thanks for the glizzy mug. Anyway

Friday low-key. I'm gonna skip Friday. I just cooked with gels had some what'd you have? Yeah She made a a salmon bowl. That was spectacular Is that on the rundown more salmon later on this big? It's a salmon. Well, we actually have a special guest Tim Sammons coming. He was so good. He saw Rooker on him. We're gonna do a, aren't we gonna do a stream room this week on the slamming salmon? Please watch that movie. We're gonna have the salmon stream room.

That's good, that's good. The salmon sister. Let's do a river runs through it next week. You'd see it. My Saturday kicked off. Red pits? By going to Will's in-laws home. Was very kind of him to give me an invite that little pre tailgate tailgate situation at their house He's my in-laws call me the outlaw. Okay, because they don't want me in the family

They had a nice keg of German marzin beer. It was good the same one that will had at his place They get that idea. I don't I just said I straight up pulled them I was like y'all got to get the same cake we got. It was popular. They had some good some good food, a good food variety there. They had donuts and cookies and chicken nuggets and breakfast tacos. Where are the nugs from? Chick-fil-A. So they went tray.

They did a tray of nugs. Yeah. Okay. I respect that. How many did you eat? I had about five nugs. And I put up about- And half a donut. I put up about 15. I could, yeah. I had half a donut. To go single-didge-

Fricks had three donuts. Did he? Yes. Honestly, to go single-didge on the nug tray is embarrassing. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to, you know- Five nuggets. I didn't want to overindulge.

It's a tray. I was with my lady friend. I wanted to thank her. I was just a total slob. Dude, I think he's been infected with the woke mind virus. Yeah, what's your deal? Anyway, eating five nugs off a nugget tray from there. I went to a football game, Georgia the Bulldogs were in town number five versus not my number will previously number one Longhorns and Despite the outcome of the game. I had an excellent time the stadium was absolutely rocking the best flyover

I think I've ever seen in my life. Killer drone show celebs everywhere. No, that drone show came out of nowhere. Drone show was dope. Texas, you know, they showed a little fight in the second half, which I really love to see. If you guys see me on my phone, sorry, Dylan, I'm not texting. I'm actually emailing with the Austin district attorney's office. They're investigating a couple people in here for potential throwing projectiles. No, they can't

penalize me because I didn't have the arm strength to get my beer review in the tape. I have a lot to say about that particular time of the game. And too much depth later. Check it out. I caused this scene in my section. I was the only one who saw the play develop in real time and I was trying to explain to everyone around me how how terrible the call was and then they showed the replay and then that's when stuff started getting I have never booed harder in my entire life than that was that PI call. I've never been that's why my voice is not all there because of that one play I was boo. I think I might have embarrassed the people that had us the game because I was booing so hard

I embarrassed myself. I was so angry. I was so mad. I would have just been up there thumbs down anyway on the record I did not throw anything on the field, but also in the moment. I didn't hate what they were doing I hate I'm sorry to say I'm not proud of it You know what it was that bad some people around just weren't impressed with it. And I looked at Sally and I said, no, that was such an awful call that like the refs deserve to have shit thrown in the field right now. You're saying it was a doom? It was a doom. You know what?

Small victories on my way out of the stadium. I'm sad, you know, going home with the L. Rudy's barbecue in the stadium had a surplus of unsold chop beef sandwiches. Oh shit, that would have changed my entire day. I'm talking like 300 of them and they were like we got chopped beef here and I was like yeah you do and I ate a choppy sandwich on the way out and it made me happy right in my tum tum. That actually sounds good as hell. It was great. Can I issue a warning on chopped beef sandwiches? Okay. Fjord Astrun Bergström has great food. If you're a pinch for time and you see the salt lick, um, you

can just go grab a chopped beef pre-made. Not good. They made it with what? They're fine. But a lot of times they're overly sauced and it is just not, it's not what you want pre-flight. Have you done the breakfast tacos with the barbecue in it? I have. It's pretty decent. It's good. It's also, I do like that. If the line is too long, a taco deli, pivoting over to get some barbecue breakfast tacos, ain't the worst.

Sunday. That Sam Taylor talking trash on the food at the Austin airport, like get out of here. Yeah, go back to where is she from? Austin, I think. Gosh, she's got so much real estate in our town. Yeah, Sunday, Chelsea was very kind enough to get my family together for a little birthday brunch for

your boy. It's your birthday today. My birthday was on Wednesday. This Wednesday, this Wednesday, the 23rd of October. She got the fam together and it was a lovely time with the fam. I really, really enjoyed it. The weather was great. And then got chill with parks the rest of the day when costume shopping and we just

had a great little Sunday. And watch Halloween Two, which had to cover his eyes for one of the scenes because there's a topless young lady. He probably liked it, but he didn't get to see much of it because his dad covered his eyes. Come on, let the boy watch. He's picking up on my love for spookiness. And I thought you were gonna say your love

for topless women. And for breasts. Yes, both of those things are great. There was nothing like the feeling of being a little too young to watch a film that had breasts in it and just being like, oh dude, we're almost there. He pretends like, he's like, oh yeah, I don't wanna see this, but he's like,

he's peeking too. I got word in high school that our friend's older sister was gonna rent us American Pie later that night. And it was the best day of my life leading up to it. It's been like, we're gonna see the pervious movie ever made right now, outside of Porky's. That scene, yeah, make it grow up real fast. Anyway, it was a good weekend.

What'd that boy slot into? Some nines? No, my days of doing that are I'm just kidding. My feet have grown. Yeah. I was home with the boys. Your lutes? The lutes.

Lute number one, Randy, my dog. Lute number two, Rhodes, my oldest human boy. And lute number number three Sammy. And Friday night, low key was like all ready to go watch little little Purdue football. It was like, here we go. This is it upset alert. Finished by Randy. Let's go see what they're doing against the not once that I have any confidence that they would put on a display of an attempt of a win.

They wouldn't good. No, it wasn't good. So I pivoted was texting with will a little bit. And you mentioned you were watching the blink 182 ACL set. So I had not watched that yet. So I regretted it Because you didn't go Or yeah All it did was make me regret not going like I had to turn it off because I was like angry at myself for passing Up the opportunity to go not once but twice it honestly it made me a little bummed that I was very just we'd just seen them

but still Um, so I did that I I actually that is what I did. And Friday morning got up, lady down the street came over to watch Sammy as I took Rhodes to tee ball. I just wasn't, I'm not about that. I couldn't do, I couldn't have a baby and be out on the field like. You got to divide and conquer. It just wasn't going to happen. So we did T-ball. He was one of four kids. The coach was on vacation, so nobody showed up. So I got to try to help coach a little bit.

One of four? Uh-huh. That's tough when you're in the outfield, man. He hasn't missed a practice. Got a lot of ground to cover out there. Yeah. No, he's about it. And I like it more because he gets more reps,

and I feel like it's almost easier to coach. But it's probably less stress on the kid to just be like, oh, I get to go up and rip it like a million times. Pretty much, yeah. That's all he wants to do really. But after that is when things got interesting. So we get home, TV stopped working, internet, Google fiber went out.

Oh no, did I come over and do some gardening and cut your line? It was not a line cutting in our yard at least. I think somebody, they said somebody like a guy with a good tan came over and they say they got snorted, which I don't know if that's an industry term. Not sure who it was. Somebody was like pre-gaming for a big football game

or something weird, I don't know. I'm not doing this. Anyway, so that was out. So, okay, fine. I guess we'll have to do puzzles and shit. Play outside. Well, about an hour after we got home, my oldest boy, the oldest boy started not feeling great.

It was like daddy, my stomach. I'm like, oh no, he, my stomach. I'm like, oh no, he's a dad. I think I got to throw up, goes in the bathroom, just fucking just blows. Oh no, like a good chunk blowing. You don't want solo dad weekend to have any pukes involved. Right about this point, I began to not feel great. I started having that feeling of full stomach nausea. I was like, oh, oh no. And meanwhile, the baby is just deleting diapers. Eating them?

Gross. Just going through them. You gotta throw those away in the special container. The tum-tum bug is hit the house. No, I never had a, I did not puke. I did have to take like, I was digging through old medicine. I was looking for anything. I found some Zofran.

Didn't do anything. I think it was actually prescribed to my dog, which I think is fine. Whatever. Yeah. You can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I never puked, but I did have other issues. It's Ria time.

It was tough, dude. And we had no TV, no internet. I'm sorry, dude. I set up the hotspot for the Wappy, so Rhodes could watch. Dave, somebody who's both had no internet for an entire weekend as well as stomach bugs twice now this fall, I commend your fatherhood journey right now. I was honestly, thank you, Will. I was planning on going to said party, even though I was not invited, not invited, but

Will invited me. I wasn't invited either. I was like you know, not invited not invited but will invited me. I wasn't invited either I was like bounce house whole deal. I was like we're gonna get the boys there have a blast We were so down bad. I was like, I'm not even gonna send a text. I felt I was like, whatever So by the time we text this game comes on I get everybody to bed and I fired up on my cell phone It's already 20 to nothing. I fired up on my cell phone. And it's already 20 to nothing. I'm like, damn, I really wanted to see a good game.

And luckily it was interesting in the second half, but it was real tough. So I took like three children's, what's the, what's the? Motrin? No, Motrin, motion sickness with a D. Dremamine. Don't just get me to look like I was crazy. Dramamine. Don't just get me to look like I was crazy.

Dramamine, right? I wouldn't have come up with Dramamine, but you're correct in that. I was in bed at 10, it was nice. So yeah, Saturday much better, or Sunday much better. Everybody was good. Mom got back from her little gals trip out to Round Top. And we were good. The house was good.

I think she thought she was about to walk into a real problem. I cleaned up pretty well. I'll say this whenever one person leaves, whenever one parent is out for the weekend, the house always seems to be cleaner once the weekend is over. Yeah. Than if both people are around. You also don't want them to return home To a dirty house and they'll be like really yeah, like it's not good. No, no

You gotta be like no like you need them to return home and be like no, this was easy What like this was no sweat? Your place is totally clean You're probably wondering day. When did the internet come back? Uh this morning nice nice, so um commercial free uninterrupted football on my cellular device yesterday. Terrible. Terrible.

Yeah. How about you? My weekend started Thursday. Got together with some of my lutes, went to vampire weekend. Had a good time at the show. It's just jarring how much one single beer costs at anything that's associated with UT. But good show. On

Friday I stayed in. Sally had her lutes in town so she went out with them. They went to a sushi dinner and I thought to myself, man sushi sounds awesome. And so I ordered some sushi to the crib Traveled very well hit that chicken karage Your boy was stuffed and then I watched a blink-182 concert in bed What a night knocked it out of the park Uh on saturday, obviously had to go to the horns game Um, we went to two different tailgates beforehand had a great time the horns game. We went to two different tailgates beforehand. Had a great time at the game have to say. It was just an

it was an unbelievable atmosphere and yeah honestly I think the most fun I had was booing the refs and when they were getting shit thrown at them and it was just an enjoyable time. Shout out to our uber driver for allowing us to Venmo her instead of paying for the full Uber price. She's a real one for that. And then last night, moseyed on downtown with producer Micah and Boo Boo and Sau Gal and hit that Lyle Lovett show. I need to talk something out with you guys.

I kind of already talked it out with Dylan a little bit, but we got to meet Lyle Lovett after the show. We had some backstage passes and we went up and started talking to him and Lyle Lovett knows Micah's father, which is how we got this access. He was great. He immediately knew who Micah was. He immediately gassed him up and we decided to get a photo with him. But Lyle Lovett took out his cell phone and handed it to someone to take a photo because he was going to send it to Mike, his dad. And so the only photographic evidence that I have of meeting Lyle Lovett exists only on Lyle Lovett's phone and his phone only. Did you check his story? Maybe he posted.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know if he tossed up a story, but it's I'm like, man, I would love to get this photo of you know me and Lyle but I just don't know if it's gonna end up making its way toward me so it's really on Micah at this point to get this photo done but man I have to say after doing Chapel Rowan last weekend on Sunday of ACL straight into another Sunday concert this week I'm very much looking forward to going to bed early as hell next Sunday. I don't like getting home after midnight on any Sunday night, but it was worth it to go to that show.

And as far as concerts go on a Sunday night, Lie Love It ain't the worst. That seems like a good Sunday night. We didn't move from our seats the entire time. Only stood up to give a standing ovation at the end before the encore and didn't take one single pee. Had one tasty boy, I think they're called. Is that what they're called? Icy boy.

I had one icy boy. Micah tried to give me a hazy IPA and I said, no, no, no, sir. I don't do those anymore. I've retired. But overall, great Austin weekend. I feel like I should be a little more tired today than I am but oh Yeah, oh Randy now which I forgot sorry Randy I had a fun going on this weekend

Randy and I went to the record convention yesterday met up at about 10 a.m Got the world's largest stamp on our hands is you're still on your hand, dude You can see a vague silhouette. I had to stop scrubbing my hand with a sponge because it was like it was hurting my hand um what'd you cop randy i got i got five records okay i paid i only got one oh yeah well i paid too much for the elvis greatest hits i know that much but uh then i got some diana ross some don Summer. Listen to this guy. Got some Leonard Skinner and some Doobie Brothers. Coltrid Randy. Look at him, he's in his disco era. What's your favorite Doobie Brothers song?

Name five songs. Probably Listen to the Music. Whoa. It's a great song. It's an all time song. To the music. Put that in the all time song playlist. Randy's All Timers?

No, just the general all timers. Randy's faves all timers are a different thing. So inspired by Dylan, of course. I got one album that I was very excited to get talking heads and it's, it was very difficult to find. So once I saw it, I even said to Randy, I said, the only thing I actually am really looking for is this talking heads live album. And, but I, and I said, I don't think I'm going to see it here. Not two seconds later, I turned my head and I look on this wall and it's sitting right on this wall behind the booth. And I was like, I feel like I'm crazy right now

because I just said this and it's right there. And so obviously I had to get it. Good for you. It was immediately as he said it looked up. Oh wait, no there it is. Yeah, I was like, oh, I have not seen this in the last year since it came out and it's right there. But yeah.

Had a good time. It was a good Sunday. The hazy IPAs really started to bite me in the ass once we arrived at that record convention. But you know, glad we made it, Randy. Randy and I did get separated like numerous times where I was like, I don't know where this guy is right now. It's just me and Randy and a bunch of dudes over the age of 60 walking around this place. Very true. Very true.

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thought this was very circling back-coded, but I still think it is. There was a TikTok that went viral. Randy, actually, do you have that handy? Do we just want to watch this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just give a full idea for the people at home. I need some help from the Caucasian race.

Why did y'all stop coming up with phrases? Y'all used to be in y'all bag. Y'all used to give us some of the greatest phrases. When I was growing up, you know, the older white folks used to say, I don't give a rat's ass. Or, you're skating on thin ice, buddy. Or one of my favorites, get a load of this guy. I just, I feel like y'all just stopped doing that. What happened? Like, why y'all not giving us these good phrases anymore? I really miss y'all going like, oh newsflash pal. You know what I'm saying? Hold your horses bucko.

My favorite one? Off the rip? Get a grip buddy. I love telling people get a grip. That used to be my thing. See somebody acting out a lot? Man, get a grip. You know what I'm saying? Now we ain't got that no more because y'all just stop making phrases. I need y'all to get back and I don't give a rat's ass that's it right there. Yeah, rat's ass. Who? Who? Who? That was a ball.

Who thought of that? Like I'll never forget when I was a kid, I was acting up. And this older white woman goes, beat it twerk. You ain't never gonna hear nothing that clean ever again. You never gonna hear beat it twerk from anybody. We got lame stuff now. I need beat it twerk back. I need twerk.

I need beat it twerk back. I need beat it twerk back. I need beat it twerk back. I need beat it twerk back. I need beat it twerk back. I need beat it tw. You never gonna hear beat it twerk from anybody. We got lame stuff now. I need beat it twerk back, I need twerk back in the vocab. I need twerk back. I need the Caucasians to get back on their job, reach back in that bag and give us some more phrases.

I'm tired of what the young people talking about. I need some of their new stuff. Someone's put together the white phrase or white people phrases tier list. I don't know how much I agree with that. I was trying to figure out first which is because The name of these tiers are like the top tier is wonderfully unseasoned. I think that's saying that it's supremely white. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I think, I think it goes from top to bottom. But, okay, got it. Yeah. There are some classics on here, obviously, but he's right. I don't, what are, are there any new ones that have hit the scene in the recent years? No, because everything that we're saying now is just like a Gen Z phrase that we're just repurposing for humor purposes on this podcast.

Gen Z lingo has kind of taken over, you're right. Like we've been saying aura and Riz and things like that. Like we're not hitting him with the no more Mr. Nice guy. Some of these I've never said. News flash buddy. Like check yourself before you riggedy wreck yourself I've never said that in my life. You've said that in your life, dude. What are you talking without without riggedy? I've said it Ice cube I

Believe he common dude that didn't you just have an entire song called that shotgun blast is bad for your health Shotgun blast is bad for your health. Is that how it goes? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, like for sure, dude. Sally has been criticizing me lately for having too many dad jokes in the mix. You're a dad. I feel like my puns have been on point lately at home.

And she's just been calling me out being like, that is such a dad joke. And I'm like, yeah, that's kind of how I want to roll. It's like whenever somebody would be like, if I complained about something, which I do often, and someone's like, that's such a first world problem. It's like whenever somebody would be like if I complained about something which I do often and someone's like that's such a first world problem I was like well yeah I live in the United States of America like I it'd be weird if I was having third world problems here that would be a big signifier that something's going poorly. You mess with the bull you get the

horns a lot of these are rooted in the uh the old west I imagine or in theory and that's just a good one. That's one I still use. Can you confirm just based on watching the Ken Burns documentary on the great American west? Yeah. See if they have any buckos in there. He actually has about 25 minutes on the origin of buckos. Buckaroos, hold your horses, you're barking up the wrong tree. These are good. These are just down home, frontier even. Well, that just happened. That sucks. That one doesn't. That needs to be done, dude. That needs to be not on here at all. It's in the same vein as that's it. That's the tweet. If you are ever finding yourself typing out, that's it, that's the tweet. If you are ever finding yourself typing out, that's it, that's the tweet,

and thinking about pressing send, please just delete the entire tweet. Unless it's very clear that you're being sarcastic. Like if we did that, people would know, like, oh, he's goofing. No one's tweet has ever knocked my socks off and they're like, that's it, that's the tweet. I'm like, wow, you really put your foot down there, buddy.

But that was it, that was it. Bucko., wow, you really put your foot down there, buddy. That was it. That was it. Bucko. I mean, some of these are just things that I say that I don't realize how like, you know, pasty white I am. A lot of these things I say and don't realize it. So a lot of these I do as a bit saying.

Well, there's some in here, Randy, that are just straight up Midwest. Yeah, like, uh, Just gonna sneak right past you. Yeah. Do they have open here? I find myself going, Randy, that are just straight up Midwest? Yeah. Like, uh, just going to sneak right past you? Yeah. Do they have open here? I find myself going, oh, oh, that's a, that's a Brett. Brett loves saying, he's a big old. No, but Brett, he does it in a different way. He doesn't do it in the Midwest way. He doesn't do it when he's like, Brett does it for, like, he's like, he's calling out scared or something like that. Yeah. Somebody has a bad tweet that might get them like in trouble.

He'll hit them, he'll like send it with an O. Yeah, he's indicating that's a bad thing. The Midwest Ope is simply- I'm sorry. Yeah, like, oh, yeah, my apologies. I'm in your way. Ope, ope, ope. I was walking through ACL crowd after Chapel Rowan

and the amount of oops, oops, oops, oops, I was just like, well, stop. Like no one cares that you're in the way because everyone's in the way of everyone. I think Newsflash Buddy is the whitest of all these. I used to do Newsflash a lot during just pointless PGP columns. Just be like, oh, Newsflash. Just an easy way to just say something. Just going to sneak right past you. No gee willikers. I've never heard hot Belgian waffles. In what situation am I gonna say hot Belgian waffles? That's new for me.

Okay, okay. Wise guy's good. Yeah. There's no you and one army. That's a big one. Oh, that's on here. It is. Oh, where?

Fantastically flavorless. Yeah, that's right next to the nice tribe pal. All right, gotcha. Pal's a good one. You have one army there, I guess, yeah. You can add common palatine of anything and it makes it very white. All right, gotcha. That was a good one. You have one every day, I guess, you know. Yeah. You can add comopality in of anything and it makes it very white.

I mean, how do you deal with someone calling you boss these days? It's demeaning. It's purposely demeaning. But if I'm at Starbucks and I order a drink and he goes like right away, boss, like that doesn't come off as demeaning to me. But if like, let's say if my brother-in-law says like alright boss

I'm just like why the fuck are you calling me boss, dude? What's your problem? Yeah, you got you got beef with me Yeah, like you can you call me boss now Randy calls me big boss man all the time and I don't like it big boss man No, I don't like it at all. Hey hate to burst your bubble, but you're big bad boss man No, you're skating on thin ice here Randy Remember when the big boss man showed up at the big show's dad's funeral with his uh his speaker uh he's just yelling at the big show. He like ruined the funeral? Nope. No. Okay. No, Dave. Check it out. It's a funny clip. Not cool. Why don't they just play on like the USA Network? Why don't they just play like mid-90s wrestling? Because I would I would watch

that fast and I'm watching regular wrestling right now. I think as most of it didn't age well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got away with a lot. Dude, I was legitimately scared when the undertaker kidnapped Stephanie McMahon. I was like, damn dude, like they can't just get her back. Cause it's all just like a wrestling league.

Yeah. Like they really have her in a coffin right now. Hell in the cell. You can't put the CEO's her in a coffin right now. Hell in the cell. You can't put the CEO's daughter in a coffin. No. You're a buried alive match. Am I ever gonna see that person again? They're buried alive.

When they would do a cage match, it was like, shit dude, they have an actual cage here. Like, we're gonna see blood tonight. They're not getting out of that cage. You understand, Dylan? I understand, David. Sometimes I don't know if he does. There's a cage.

I understand these references. Around the ring. Yeah, I get it, man. I think I would have thrived in a cage match scenario. That's what I would always do with the WWE video game that I'd rent from a showbiz, showbiz video. Was that your hometown before Blockbuster took it out? Yeah, no, we weren't allowed to have Blockbuster.

So we just had showbiz for years. I couldn't have Blockbuster. They weren't allowed, you're not allowed to have Blockbuster. So we just had showbiz for years. I couldn't y'all have Blockbuster. We weren't, they weren't a lot. You're not allowed to have chains in Harbor Springs, Michigan. All right. Yeah. Keep the mom and pops in business.

Yeah. It's nice. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want some like, you know, fast food every once in a while without driving 15 minutes, but you know, it keeps it quaint and nice. This is a good one. Watch it Einstein. Calling someone Einstein that's being dumb, try and make them smart. Oh, that's a good one. Watch it, Einstein. Calling someone Einstein that's being dumb.

Try to make him smart. Oh, that's a good one. What about I got news for you, Walter Cronkite. No one's ever said that. Yes, they have. It's a very famous movie quote. I've never heard anybody say that in my life. It's now we're going to say. Yeah. Maybe you should dip into the stream room and watch a little Zoolander. That's rock and roll is a good one.

That's a good one. You know what? It's time. It's time to get going. It's rock and roll. Yeah, but that needs to be that needs to be preceded with one of these. You gotta slap both sides. Well, let's rock and roll. Well, well, it's just a good

one. Well, well, hate to burst your bubble. That's too low. I feel like that deserves to be up. I think uh while that just happened and I hate to burst your bubble. That's too low. I feel like that deserves to be up. I think while that just happened and I hate to burst your bubble, I should be flipped on this. He's right behind me, isn't he? Awkward. That should be on there.

Awkward. Yeah, it's like for a goblin mode when girls started using the phrase, a Fawkward. I'm so Fawkward. No. Oh. Just means fucking awkward? Oh, I feel like that was like a 2007 play.

It's like Fugly. Yeah. Just fucking awkward. What's the new Goblin mode? Brat. Oh. Brat's not totally Goblin mode, but they're adjacent. Like if you're not in, if you're not in Brat mode,

then you might be in goblin mode. Brat. That's a good idea for a Christmas sweater if I do say so myself. My wife. Dave, last week you needed to tell a story that you never told to us. It did some numbers on the Twitter machine, on x.com.

Can you enlighten us into what happened in, uh, Carolina? Well, well, I tweeted about this just a little bit. Um, I was playing a, around a golf with a couple of guys, a couple of cousins on the cappuccino side of the wedding and I've never played golf with these guys, never met these guys. We're there and, and um it's slow it's a little slow and uh the the rain I think they're called I don't know if they're marshals up there or rangers the rangers up around your way right uh or do y'all do marshal we've had this back in the day. I think we call them Rangers. Okay Park Rangers course Oh strangers like

No, we call them I Think we just I always call them just a starter. I just use that as like the general term Okay, so there some courses they have an actual guy who that's all he does is sit there on work the t-sheet start And then they've got what we call them marshals. The marshals, the one who's going to tell you to pick it up, come out there. Uh, Hey, you know, go ahead. It's clear up there or you guys, uh, there's a homeless man on hole four in the woods with an ax. Yeah. That's a legit thing that came up to me and Dan on a golf course. What was that? That's insane. And what's the, what's Jimmy Clay and Kaiser? It was at Kaiser.

Oh, that actually was said to you? Yep. Whenever a Marshall comes up on the course and tries to say something about the pace of play, I just want to look him straight in the eyes and be like, it's not my fault. I know that we're playing fast enough. You guys got to pick it up.

Like it's never me. I'm a fast player and I do it because I don't like lingering. Like it is never me. I'm a fast player and I do it because I don't like lingering Like it is not me Please mosey on sir. Well, that was actually what this conversation was about So we're on a T box and where we're waiting and we can see that there's like two other groups on the hole in front Of us. We're like, okay, we're gonna be here for a minute. So we're sitting there Marshall pulls up and he's like, hey, how you guys doing? He's an older feller

Marshall pulls up and he's like hey, how you guys doing? He's an older feller This is in North Carolina and he's just kind of mixing it up with us asking us where we're from Bob what we're in town for all that and I'm gonna cart by myself and he's right next to me so I could reach out and I could grab his cart if I wanted to and he's talking to the guys behind me and As he's talking he's like, okay Well, you guys are we know you guys aren't the problem.

And he kind of puts his fist out, his left fist. And the way it's out is it's pointing toward me. And I'm thinking, he wants me to bump this fist. You know, just put a fist out there in this way and not expect a bump, right? So he's not even looking at me. So I was like, well, he's going to know you were no looking at it. He's hitting me with a no look fist. Swag. Okay. That's a signal of an all time starter right there. He kind of ends the conversation maybe with, I don't know, I don't know, just one of these phrases that we just talked about like, hey guys, pick it up hey guys, I got a skedaddle.

All righty. Well, you guys just have a good one. And that was good. I go in and I try to bump it and he catches me bumping and he just kind of lifts his fist up and the underside of his fist, if you can see, if you're watching at home, it's more of a visual, where the fingers are folded, see? It just scrapes right over the top. And his-

Wait, which one are you? You're on the bottom? So I'm on the bottom. Yeah. This is him, so his knuckles here. No, dude. Not the important knuckles, but the mid-finger knuckles. They just scrape right over the top

of my finger tendons did top of my hand did he was he still no look in this at this point he had kind of he had kind of looked at me and when you realize what happened and I kind of just at this point once I felt where those knuckles were I just dropped I I just got out of there and I realized I Don't think he was bumping me and He came back around we saw him like on the back nine and then I kind of noticed He definitely wasn't bumping me. He just has a thing with his hand where that's I don't know if he has like golfer's elbow Or tennis elbow that's just kind of puts his hand out.

Maybe there's something to it like a health issue. He just puts the fist out there. This is reminding me Dave of, I don't even remember who the guy was. I can picture his face, but when Troy Aikman and Joe Buck were in the booth and they introduced their guests in the booth. And Joe Buck kind of gestured like this towards him. And the guy just went over and shook his hand and Joe Buck was like, what? And then, but the look on Troy Aikman's face

was just this huge shitty grid. Like, I can't believe he just shook this dude's hand. It looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole. I saw this happen. I think it was on some late night talk show. I think it was ice cube actually, he was the guest. And whoever was, it could have been like Conan O'Brien or something. He was like hand talking a lot and he was doing hands like this.

And mid conversation he has a hand like there in ice cubes reaches over and shakes it. And clearly wasn't supposed to be a handshake. And you can tell the look on his face is like, Oh my god, that was that went really poorly. It's crazy how these things just stay with you. When they happen to you. It's one of those things where if you if like the next day you're driving and you think about it in the car, you just you like I'm I will always be like, oh, why did I do that? I think COVID is to blame for a lot of this actually, because the fist bump became very popular. True. And then when is a fist bump became very popular. True.

And then when- Is a fist bump offensive now in 2024 versus 2022? When COVID started to cool down, people reverted back to the handshake, but some people stuck to the fist bump. So there's a lot of this going on. I have very much adopted the fist bump for people that I don't really know that well, that I'm not being formally introduced to. It's like, oh, what up, dog? And it's't know I don't need my I don't need my palms touching everyone's palms you know no I'm not gonna fist bump like a 65 year old dude like but I mean I don't know where your palms have been yeah you know like I don't know if I'm out at a restaurant I've adopted the Dave mentality of like I'm not shaking hands while I'm sitting at the table like if you come up to my table and say

what up like and I'm sitting I'm doing that thing where you sit down and you're talking to someone like this who you don't really know. Like, yeah, I'm probably just going to toss one of these up. Sure. It was Josh Harris, the new owner of the commanders. Someone. And he went in for it and it was just, it was terrible. It was so bad. Yeah. Somebody walked into the, the tailgate the other day and they had something in their hand and I put out my right hand to shake their hand and they hit me with the left hand like one of those and I was like man I get why you did that but like you gotta transition that stuff over while you're saying hi to everybody. You can't do a left-handed shake because your right hand's occupied. No. It's really uncomfortable. There's nothing,

you know what the fist bump and Will you think you alluded to this the if I'm sitting down at Matto Ranchos. Here it this is this is one of my favorite looks ever this is the worst bump you look at Troy Aikman's face when this happens yeah you know it's we see is it but we still like the win yeah I mean you're no second stranger you're no stranger to uh professional sports team managing general partner he knew him well this guy knew it immediately that he fucked up oh yeah when you put your hand behind your back like he put the hands on the hips. It's just like I got to holster these things for the rest of the interview. He holstered the hands.

Yeah. You're sitting down at Matt O'Ranchos and like some dude that like Dylan went to high school with. I've never met or maybe I've met once or twice walks over. And I what's up? He's saying hi. And I'm like, I got tacos here. I don't want to do the full shakes. Then I gotta go to the bathroom and wash my hands again. When they come in for the bomb, that's so perfect.

It's like it's made for dinner time. Yeah, it is. Bumps are made for dinner time. Yeah. You got to show it early. Does some before, during and after. You got to show it early. Did you hear Will said? No. What's up? Is that a cocaine play? No, no, no.

Yes, I realize that it is my fault. I just saw, I thought this guy was so just living life because guys who were marshals, usually they're just retired. They're just out there. They want to be outside. Beautiful North Carolina morning, you know, 58 degrees, sunny. He's just loving it. And he's just throwing out fist bumps to everybody. And he's getting cocky with it. He's hitting you with the no look. And I'm like, you know what? Yeah.

Oh, it's just the way it like gently scraped over my hand. It was all sensual. It was, yeah. I mean, and I'm not afraid to say that. Well, I'm glad that you're not like almost thinking about it all the time now. Every night. How'd you rebound on the next fist bump that you did? Got to get off the Schneid. I went in like ultra aggressive.

Yeah. Like whether it would you ready? You want this fist or not? You're getting it. You know what I mean? Just this is the sound. Ready? Sounds bad, but yeah, I do get it. You know what I mean? Just, this is the sound, ready? Sounds bad, but yeah, I do get it. Yeah.

This is why I like high fives. If you do a bad high five, you could say, let's redo that. I've done redone high fives multiple times. That's very white. I mean, do you just confront it? Do you just confront it immediately? Like, oh, that's so- Like, man, that's stonk.

We should redo that. I've done that. Let's forget that happened. Let's reset. I just don't want someone to walk away and's like, man, that's stonk. We should redo that. I've done that. Let's forget that happened. Let's reset. I just don't want someone to walk away and be like, damn, will has the limpest handshake of all time. You got to remember, though, when you when you feel awkward, so do they. Oh, yeah.

And they think about it. They don't blame you. They're like, I fucked that up, too. I know, dude. When you like I always centered around myself. If someone grabs my hand too early for a handshake and I did limp, but it's got to feel limp to them, too. Like they have to shoulder some of that responsibility.

Dude, the worst one of these, in my opinion, is when you shake someone's hand and they hang on for longer than you hang on. So the first second of it's like one firm pump and then you just go limp in their firm hand. The worst is when it's an old person and you can feel their big ass knuckles that are just riddled with disease.

Come on. Just chilling in your hand. I don't know if that's the worst. Riddled with disease. They got their arthritis knuckles that that grabs the forearm while I shake the head. It's one firm pump and you let go. Anything beyond that, you're just asking for trouble. One firm pump and then you let go. Yeah, it's all right. Boom, let go, move on with your day. It's like McConaughey and True Detective. Don't hang on too long. It's just trying to alpha,

you're trying to alpha the person if you hang on too long. They're gonna go limp in your hand, you're like, oh yeah, I just alpha'd you. It's a cocky play. It's the guys who come in a little bit stealth. I try to hit you like real like, that you gotta be careful of. Cause you know, you wanna bring in,

if you're going like a good DAP, you gotta show it like a couple feet out before you're within contact, so they know to prepare for DAP. Like in high school, one of our friends dads was known, like we knew him as like the bad handshaker. This is what he would do. Oh no.

He would extend his hand and once he, once you put your hand in his, he would bring you in to his hip. Oh. And then he would just start like doing this. He would start like in a circle. He would side wind you? He would bring you into his hip

and just do a circle shake. It's like, dude, what are you? Dude, that's kind of drippy. How long you been getting away with this? Sounds like a Tommy boy. That's what like Trump does. It's an alpha move. Yeah, it takes you off balance, dude.

It's like, what do you, puts him in the driver's seat. What are you doing here? You're bringing me up, you know what? I'm just a chestnut. You know what's been going crazy for me lately? Dude, my side hug game is crazy right now. I'm a side hugger. Like if you see me at a tailgate.

Your wife is getting a side hug. Oh yeah, I'm just, hey, how are you? Double pump, out, done. I've noticed Dylan's been like, when he's hugging wives and like uh he's like where's my hug? I know you're a where's my hug guy. Bring it in to daddy. Yeah. What's that about? I don't do that. No. I'm a side. I'll I'll side hug your wife. Dave, was that therapeutic for you to maybe unpackage that a little bit on this pod and get that out

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Hmm we talked Tim salmon earlier I'm sorry. You can go on with the story. Hey, man. What's up? I feel like I feel like Dylan was trying to avoid the conversation about dinner on Friday because he hit up that microwave for the salmon. He just grossed out by even the thought of fish. I eat fish all the time. Yeah, their fans are a little off putting, but they actually jam.

That's a good take. Okay. I wanna send so many tweets about fish fans because for some reason my algorithm has a bunch of fish in it even though I don't really listen to fish nor do I interact with anything on Twitter that would be directly fish oriented. But the fish fans that follow me on Twitter, I like them and they're not part of the annoying crew.

Like Brobibble Brandon, he's not the annoying fish guy who's like being, he's like the nicest guy in the world about pretty much everything. And like, I don't want to send a tweet and have him see it and be like, oh, Will's just shitting on like my favorite band. He's like a one percenter, whatever it's called. Two percenter from A&M. Yeah, a lot of love with the two percenter for sure.

Love that about him. I don't know why I found this story funny, but a man from Wales has been fined for smuggling salmon up his sleeve. I know it's confusing because I said Wales. We're talking about the country here. It'd be nearly impossible to smuggle a whale unless you're cutting the head off. Arnold Palmer did it for years. He did smuggle a whale.

Huge cock. Any guesses for how much you get a fine for trying to smuggle a fish in Wales? I feel like they don't play over there. Our man's got hit with a $2,500 fine for smuggling this piece of this salmon in the sleeve of his jacket. It's hilarious the way that he tried to smuggle this. Instead of covering it up, he just let the head of the salmon stick out of the sleeve of his jacket. It's hilarious the way that he tried to smuggle this. Instead of

covering it up, he just let the head of the salmon stick out of the sleeve per this photo that's been taken of him. It's clearly visible. Yeah, like that's clearly a salmon that you're taking out. So what's happened is that you're not allowed to take salmon, it's catch and release only for salmon over a certain length. And this guy just caught an absolute horquer, a big chunky boy. He was just ripping pig lips like crazy. And he tried to take one home, you know? You got busted. Can you imagine, like you could have just gone to the supermarket and paid paid

twenty five bucks for some salmon and instead you got hit with a twenty five hundred dollar fine. He wanted to be closer to the process. That's more than what that that's more than what, that's like, it's not more, I was gonna say. That's close to what like Jay Cutler paid this past week. Totally unrelated. This just makes me think of the guy who snuck a bunch of weights into his fish

at that fishing tournament, so they'd be heavier. Did they ever prosecute that guy? I think they just beat the shit out of him. They should have beat the shit out of him. He was, I mean, he had won tournaments previously. Same guy who turns in a minus 47 at charity scramble. Yeah, same guy probably done that too. If you if you if like a if like a park ranger comes up to you and you

got this salmon hanging out of the sleeve of your jacket. Like do you try to act like oh dude, I don't know how that got there. That's my that's all do my bad. That must have just jumped in there. I try to act like, oh dude, I don't know how that got there. That's my bad. That must have just jumped in there. I'm I'm borrowing this check from someone else. I don't know how I got in there. Sorry. Dylan's like, I don't even like touching it. I can't even touch it. What an idiot this guy is. Don't change the subject. Don't change it, dude. Is it comforting knowing that you'll

never get busted for smuggling salmon because you're too afraid to touch him? I've I've addressed it many times. I'm not hiding anything. I just don't like to touch fish. Not a huge thing. Hey, I got some breaking news here, Walter Cronkite. Okay. Two men who admitted to stuffing fish with lead weights and fish fillets in an attempt to win thousands of dollars in an Ohio fishing tournament last fall

were sentenced to 10 days in jail forfeiture of a boat valued at $100,000. Oh, that's- You can take a man's boat away? That's quite a penalty. How do you do that? Asset forfeiture. It was used in the commission of the crime.

Damn, okay. Oh, that's fucking rough, dude. 10 days in jail. I forgot that he put filets in there too, to like blend it in with the rest of the fish. Do you think it was low key the the second best day of their life? That's a good point. You got that boat taking away brother. That's right dude. Hey, hey man take it. I ain't gonna fight you. You're doing me a favor out there brother. That's fine dude. A forfeiture means you don't you don't get to sell it.

It's just taken from you and probably auctioned off at a public auction. Yeah, there's probably some poor SOB out there who bought it at auction. He's like, ah, fucking hell. Like putting weights in the fish is one thing, but shoving other fish filets in the fish is gross. Yeah. Like that's just gross.

It feels unholy. You can't turn duck in a fish that you're trying to portray as being heavier than it is. Like that's just weird. Yeah, hopefully it was at least the same kind of fish. I had a Hawaiian pizza last night. Okay. And we didn't order it this way, but they tossed on ham and bacon. You ever put bacon on a Hawaiian? I've never ordered a Hawaiian. Wait, wait, wait. What was the fruit on there? Pineapple. And you went bacon? We didn't order the bacon. Sally just simply ordered the Hawaiian style pizza.

Did you put bacon? I'm sorry. I missed it. There was bacon. There was ham. There was pineapple. I'm painting a picture. I don't even want to say, dude.

Sally needs to stop ordering pizza from East Side Pies. So their pizza is so mid. The large pieces are so large that you can't even eat them. So you took a bite. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Took a big old bite.

And you had, uh, you had the sweetness of the pineapple. Yeah. Yeah. Sit, you know, the citrusy, acidic nature of the pineapple with fat, little tart, you know, saltiness of the bacon and the crispiness and crispness. And the ham. And the cured ham, David. Oh my god. What is this? Double juxtaposition? Daily double. Do you see what I'm saying? Like. Yeah, I understand, man. Cuz not only do you have like the texture play

with the crispiness of one and the, and the, you know, the softness of the, of the pineapple, depending on how they prepared it, one of savory, the saltiness and the sweet tart. Yeah, yeah. It's registering for me. I do understand what you're saying. It went double juxto.

Mm hmm. Okay. That's pretty cool. When I was watching that juxtaposition going down, Dave, I was going like this. Wow. That's what he was going like. It's top five Jif. The Hawaiian pizza with this combination of ham and pineapple isn't really a traditional or popular dish in Hawaii. It was actually invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant in the 1960s.

While you can find it in Hawaii because it's available on many pizza chains, it's simply not a local staple or something most Hawaiians would consider part of their everyday cuisine. Local Hawaiian food tends to include things like poke, loco moco, laulau, kalua pork and fresh seafood. What is loco moco? Because that sounds delightful. I need to know. I'm looking it up, David.

Loco moco, what? It's a dish featured in contemporary Hawaii cuisine. The traditional loco moco consists of white rice topped with a hamburger patty, brown gravy, and finally a sunny side up fried egg. I have to admit, this sounds like something you can make while you're high and didn't eat dinner and didn't have like actual ingredients for a meal, but this sounds great. This sounds like a bodybuilder Instagram guy is trying to show you like an easy way

to like hit your macros. Dude, what's up fit fam? Let me tell you about this thing they got over in Hawaii called the loco moco. If you want to get all your gains. That's exactly right. Yes. Dirty bulk.

Everybody's doing the loco moco. Come on baby. Do the loco moco. Come on baby, do the loco moco. Do it with me. Everybody's doing a pretty dance now. The mic's in my way, alright. Come on Dornel, do the loco moco. Can I call you Dornel? That kind of felt good. It's been a minute since I've heard that one. You're always talking about making Dornow films.

What? They call him this fucker old fish hand. They're like, wait a minute, let's see your hands. Show us the other one. And here they got old fish hands. There's a million different other places you could have put this fish other than the sleeve of his jacket.

And if you're going to put it in the sleeve of the jacket, just cover it up. If you're bad at it, you put it in the sleeve of the jacket, just cover it up. If you're bad at you put it in your pants. It's like he's got weight. Yeah, you got a pants salmon. Yeah, you got weight. Waiters are perfect for this. You got to drop that.

If someone brings a full salmon to the meetup, I'll pants salmon it. Pants salmon? Yeah. Oh, what if it's like slides down your pant leg and just pops out the bottom just looking like Arnold Palmer. It's just it's in your boot at the end of the night. No, it's flying out like the salmon cannon

You think Arnie ever? Cross paths with old first lady Yeah, I do Yeah, Oh Nancy, you know which one I'm just asking. Yeah Mr. Palmer, I Think it's a red flag when people Like Jack Nicklaus over Arnold Palmer. Ooh. The aura is just different between those two.

I mean, I respect Jack's majors. I respect his wins. I respect his salty game, but you gotta see, like Arnie's motion was simply bigger. I mean, yeah. And you think Jack's punching air right now is that no one's like, bro. Yeah, and he glazes Trump too.

He's like, dude, talk about my crank, Trump. Yeah, that's kind of, ooh, yeah, might be some tension over there. And the mega verse, cause I mean, it's like, dude, you're not just gonna not talk about what I'm doing here. Yeah. We've showered together. Where a lot of pros just taking showers like it was a ball game. the were a lot of pros just taking

showers like it was a ball game I can't imagine a golf golf environment. I don't I can't picture that. I don't know although like country clubs that was back when like it was all men and you could just walk around the club naked like

wasn't that a Mickey Mantle thing. He's like walk through the breakfast buffet just with his dong out. I think that was in the locker room. Alright though he wasn't just doing that at his dong out. I think that was in the locker room though, right? The he wasn't just doing that at his country club. He

wasn't out at Shinnokok. He's showing the cock. Okay. After around, you know, for a tournament, they don't like shower in there, right? They just go home. No, I think, I mean, if you're Rory, you skip media appearances and just uh

head straight to the courtesy vehicle. That's a callback. Just saying. It's a sports tie-in from Will. Love it or hate it, you gotta give it to him because he made it. I'm just in the arena trying things right now. Just seeing what's happening. What are y'all doing at home? Just hating. He's just over trying **** Can we can we talk Al Pacino real quick before we mosey on today before we skedaddle out of here. Al Pacino had one of the

more ridiculous interviews recently. I'm not going to play anything from it on this episode, but the two things that really stuck out for me are that he has a Shrek iPhone case. Hell yeah. And that he has a 16-month-old that he doesn't live with, but he said that he would send him text messages every once in a while. Al, I respect that you're texting with your son, but I just don't know if your son's sitting there texting you back and reading this kind of stuff, or I don't think he's the one actually texting. I think this was my realization that Al Pacino should probably

stop doing interviews. I think there are some celebrities that might just need to take a step back from the interview. He looks rough these days. He doesn't look great. I'm sure he's, I think he's happy. Show the photo. Why is NBC using this photo to promote an interview with him? There's better pics of Al. Dave, I don't think there are, man. I don't know if you've seen him. Use an old one. Okay, an old one, yeah. Use anything current. This is as good as it gets. These guys aren't doing the interview together, right? Correct. Okay. Because I was going to say, if you're in the middle of an interview that includes Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel,

like I am going to, I would not even accept that. Can we all accept that Al shouldn't be doing interviews? That's my Bill Maher. I've always hated Bill Maher, but after his Hawk Tuah interview, like I will never look at that man the same. Like he is gross. Maybe he meant FaceTiming and he just, he's old. You know what? I hope so. Perfectly rational explanation.

Yeah, that's understandable. That's dad experience right there, Dylan. Yeah. Al Pacino is not texting. And he's got the huge text on him. I was gonna say, can you imagine how big those letters are on his phone It's the biggest I offer that's kind of Regis. I don't know

Have you seen heat? I? Don't think so. He got to watch heat. First of all, is it heat? Sorry I'll watch it. Is it a gangster? Is it gangster shit? Yeah, is it gangster shit? I mean it's fucking gangster shit. You can't have a gangster move without Al Pacino or Robert in the airline He's not what if I told you this? He's a cop oh Is he a dirty cop? Oh, or is he I'm not gonna give it away Okay, you know, I like those dirty cops

You know those cost be dirty in those in those uh mafia films. It's not really mafia but it is organized crime. I will say that's what I have the utmost respect for the boys in blue. Not all organized crime is mafia. I I respect all the clean cops out there but just know that if I ever become a cop, I'm probably gonna be a dirty cop. Fuck, that's so tight. Like II think that there's gonna be too many offers flying my way. I think I'm probably going to be a dirty cop. Fuck, that's so tight. Like, I think that there's going to be too many offers flying my way. I think I'm going to be easily manipulated.

Just know that I'm probably doing some shady shit on the low-low. Yeah. You taking envelopes? You know, I might be greasing some palms or getting my palms greased a little bit. That's like too bad, but like... Nah. I'll look the other way for the right price. You're not going full training day?

Nah. Training day, you just... I don't know....get a little too much on the chip. People have been wondering you just, I don't know, get a little too much on the chip. People have been wondering if Willie likes to get wet. He's a little too and more. Dude, training day needs to be talked about more in just, you know, great movie conversations. It is right under uncut gems in like anxiety inducing movies. It's a better movie than uncut gems, but it's right, they could have made that movie unwatchable. Like for us on rewatchable, I should say.

You know what I'm saying? I don't know if I'll ever rewatch Uncut Gems. I won't. It didn't give me like the worst anxiety, but it was just such a it just got to the point. It's like, oh, man, I need I need this to wrap up. It just went there's a lot. It went way too Rishi for me.

Uncle Tom's. Yeah, Rishi Rishi's entire existence is like an Uncut Gems episode at this point. Uncut Gems. I almost want to send Randy a movie clip from Heat, but we've been going very long. We can just do it next time. What is Brett doing? Brett just opened like a fucking party bag of Tostitos. That's what it sounded like.

That was the loudest shit I've ever heard from him. It sounded like the ice just spilled out of our thing. Actually, that's probably what happened. It's probably what happened. Oh no, he's got the hurt shoulder. Oh no. Yeah, I'm worried about his shoulder. I have to, dude. He needs to go get that checked out. Coming in four days later after it happened and saying that it still hurts is not what you want. Yeah, I was worried because he was pretty quiet on the TL over the weekend. So I just didn't know. Yeah, be careful.

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