Circling Back - White Parties & Tweet Limits

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

A post-holiday weekend episode featuring Recapping This Weekend in Fun and This Weekend in Fun? Are you freaking kidding me? We also discussed the white party in The Hamptons that had every A-Lister there, Elon's limit on how many tweets you can read, a muni golf story from Will, the crazy plane lady who saw ghosts, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:25) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:00) Elon’s Tweet Limits (41:10) Hamptons White Party (51:25) Dehydrated at the Muni Course (1:01:30) Plane Lady Sees Ghosts (1:08:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Chime: www.chime.com/steam  Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  AG1: www.drinkag1.com/circling (FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Pigpen in Austin, Texas. My name's Will De will defries to my left mr oink dave roth okay i don't know if i can let mr oink slide i just don't know if that's the one i am i have been rolling around in the slop though you're the one giving pig my giving pig what about me is giving pig right now specifically let's check your venmo history oh we'll see how many yeah how many how many microtransactions have come out of that bank account lately yeah i don't i don't like these aggressions you're putting toward me hey what day is it because it freaking feels like monday right

if it's not it's wednesday isn't that crazy hump day already short week though don't point at me like that bitch put your put your pistol away anyway mr oink's happy to be here it's been it feels like it's been a week without podcast and it's podcast week even though it is a short week so let's get this going thanks guys i see you have our shirt on too that's great yeah this is my edith's shirt that was crowd sourced and can't uh where were we cabo i like to wear it next week it won't fit you if you want to pay pig uh dylan and i a little bit for that shirt that you're wearing right now that we help pay for you can you can send us our share y'all oinked me yeah you oink you guys pigged me you guys are gonna start doing that at

restaurants i'm gonna start i'm gonna start tacking on a t-shirt to the general tab. Bring on the merch. Let me tell you, it's a lot more funny if you just do it with a bumper sticker and put it on your buddy's car. And then he's like, what the fuck? Trust me. Yeah. It's a good move.

Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, guys. I missed you guys over this long four-day weekend. Sheesh. Sheesh. doesn't it feel like monday though oh my gosh it feels like monday i know it's like where did the week go i guess we weren't here hey happy to be here man fucking brett asked me the other day he's like so what's the deal with like next week i was like what like we told you not to sell ads for like the third and the fourth what's the deal and then he was like he's, so people are coming in on, like, Monday?

And I was like, what are you talking about? No. Like, what? Yeah, I'm going to come in on Monday. We're not doing any pods, but we're all going to be in there just hanging out. And then he's like, well, what about Tuesday? And I was like, why are you asking? Like, don't put me in a position where I have to, like, blatantly tell you, like, don't come in on a national holiday, my guy.

Nothing upsets Brett more than telling him you can't sell ads on a certain day of the week because of holidays or whatever. There are certain times. There are very few days that we don't sell ads. We don't sell ads on Memorial Day, Labor Day, 4th of July. Christmas. Christmas. And then we take the week off between Christmas and New Year's. When we tell Brett that we can't do that, he's just incensed. He can't understand why we wouldn't want to work on Memorial Day. I'm like, because everyone else in the world takes it off besides like service people and stuff like that.

He's absolutely different. It's not a good thing. He called us soft one time because we were like, no, we're going to take this day off for a holiday. Yeah, I would consider us to be like nice managers in that respect. Yeah. We should have told him he needed to come in and do a call sheet and start cold calling people. Cold call 30 businesses. He told me he's never made a cold call for WASH, obviously cold emails. Dude, he shouldn't have said that. Now we're going to make him.

I want to set up a scenario where he's having to make some calls. Yeah. He absolutely has to start making cold calls. If you have a business that you want cold called, email Brett. Just say, hey, please cold call me and leave your number. Yeah. He'll do it. We'll make him do it. He's going to love it too. email Brett just say hey please cold call me and leave your number yeah he would he'll do it we'll make him do it he's gonna love it too and make sure you have a lot of buzzwords

like marketing solutions and if you do get a number that calls you from like I don't know the Saratoga Springs area like make sure to do a bit when you answer because you might be

on an Instagram live of just us recording Brett doing cold calls to backers this is a bit that I could actually get behind he's gonna love it too should we just should we just have a daily cold call at lunch

make brett call a random backer but he has to do it on speaker so we're all in there just waiting there's like watch oh yeah it has to be on speaking over his shoulder yeah we need full transparency here stand over his shoulder while he's cold calling people and afterwards you're like all right so that call went okay. Here's where it could get better. We should just get the high-intensive sales trainer guy in here. Got to reel him in, Brett. Yeah, man.

You got the hook set. Your energy needs to be a little bit more positive. We're pretty cool bosses. Dude, what do you guys think of the twist at the end of the idol i saw a clip from the idol yesterday i saw someone describe it as catastrophically horny wow weird no way not that show i i have watched all five episodes and i i'm officially ready to give my my final take on The Idol on HBO. It's as bad as everyone says it is.

There was a glimmer of hope for me at one point, maybe episode two, when I was like, okay, I could see how this could get pretty interesting. It is one of the worst shows I've ever seen. And the twist at the end of the finale is one of the worst twists I've ever seen as well. My sister and brother-in-law just started watching it. No. I think because they've heard you talk about it and i'm like no no no what he's

saying about it because it's that's he says it's not a good show if if they're listening right now please get out it doesn't seem like it's their speed no no no uh the i'm not kidding when i say it's almost like they tried to make the twist in the finale like the worst possible conclusion you could ever do so the twist in it in and of itself is a horny twist no no no no the twist is not not a horny twist the show in general the show's horny day yeah just the show the show itself is catastrophically horny the writing is just catastrophic dylan is just simply horny dylan you had something go ahead i was gonna say you probably love it oh because you're a very horny man me yeah you're giving a hornball i'm giving pig

you're giving tedros you don't want to give tedros i saw the clip of uh the weekend uh walked in and one of the i guess one of his gals i don't know if she's a member of his organization or not she's like kind of flirting with this guy this really handsome guy and he's like talk looking at her waist being like oh my gosh you look so much better and weekend's like what the fuck's going on and he slaps the guy in the face and fires him it's just wow i was like that's aggressive it's not how you handle that situation you know what straight up toxic i've never slapped a man in the face before i'd like to i had a dream the other night do you guys ever have dreams where you're trying to punch somebody but you can't complete the punch

often i had a dream the other night where i was completing the punches maybe too easily and i was just like have i turned into an absolute monster damn but i was just absolutely wailing on this dude is it that with my with my fist with my with my closed fist closed fist. With my punches. Yeah, it's okay. We got it. We know. Look how Randy's face was very concerned. You got there. Yeah, I don't know, man. Maybe this means I can also hit golf shots

in my dreams, too, because that's always been a major issue for me. Why is that a dream that everybody has? That's so weird. I don't like it. You stand over on the first tee and you just can't even pull it back? that's so weird i don't like it you stand over on the first tee and you just can't even pull it back no dude i can't pull it back because it's a branch in my way there's always a branch in the way and i'm like why is this branch here if i was if i was right-handed i could i could hit well you need to find your branch the ball are you doing are you doing the weekend i don't know kind of was kind of how he talks huh you're doing the

you're doing tedros but in my dream playing golf with me. I've had that dream so much that I've become aware now. Like the fifth time trying to hit it and I can't. Like, okay, I'm dreaming. Yeah. That's how I feel about punching people too in dreams. I'm like, I'm just dreaming right now. It's okay.

I used to have a recurring dream where I was just dunking on people all the time in games. It was awesome. That sounds awesome. It was. I get most excited. Probably once a quarter i get a dream where i can freely fly that's sick and like i can go anywhere and the entire time in the dream i'm thinking dude you're dreaming but this is so sick so have you ever seen waking life

yeah yeah yeah yeah no waking life is the most anti-dylan movie ever actually you i can see you getting into it maybe. Why? Because it's mid? It's a movie that is animated, but it was filmed and then they animated over the film. And it's all about the dream state. Are we sleepwalking through our waking state or wakewalking through our dreams? Yo, that's a big question. I'll tell you what, man. My beer better not be woke walking because i need it 100 don't

don't do that you please don't do this to this movie dude i'm just trying you don't like you combining bits dude we can't i i know i'm gonna like i have like good i have good it's link later i have good like associations with this movie from like high school and stuff and now now i'm gonna i'm gonna associate it with woke free beer for the rest of my life well you know shout out ethan hawk is alex jones in this movie please don't tell me alex jones is alex jones man in car it sounds like he has a cameo this is 2001 this is back when he was still dude now we need to watch public access i do not know alex jones is gonna be in waking life that was not on my bingo card for this Monday. He's in a movie about lucid dreams. Okay.

I have to go see this scene now. Let's go. I will watch. Let's do a stream room. I think no, no, no. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's all on YouTube, like the entire movie. At least certain scenes of it.

I'll be sure and check it out. Dude, it sounds like your vibe. Yeah, dude, for sure, though. It's so fun dylan of the three of us which what who which list of the listeners like if i had to guess who would have the like the most awesome dreams who are doing like great athletic things it would be dylan yeah of course dylan doesn't have the uh i can't punch anything dream it was sick because i was just like i'm punching nerds the unsuspecting white guy who could just just yam on people out of nowhere and it was really cool for me really enjoyed those and then i'd be like wait a minute i don't really i'm not able to do this

in real life this is probably a dream and i'd wake up do you ever have the uh walk up to the trough about to pee and you wake up and i go i gotta i gotta pee you know that's a fun one i kind of i have i have dreams where i'm trying to peace on it's not necessarily at a trough but i'm trying to pee and i can't then i realize like i should probably get up and actually go to the restroom instead of just keep dreaming about pain because i'm about to pee my pants yeah i never have thankfully i mean not since i was a child anyway I just want to get that out there. Yeah. Go on record. Say, I, Dylan Chivry, have not peed my pants since I was a child.

I, Dylan Chivry, have not peed my pants since I was a child. I have, however. What about the bad side? Gone number two in my pants, which I wrote about on a website that's still up. Time Magazine. No, no. Time didn't publish that one. They published something else I wrote.

But it was published by Time. Go check it out. It's really well written. It's so swag. Dave, if you could get published by any major magazine, what would you get published by? Probably Time, right? And I actually want – I know you're going to do a bid answer, but I also want your actual answer as well. Probably East Bay.

That'd be tight. CCS. Just buying some cleats. I want to go CCS skate catalog. just right ccs just buying some cleats i want to go ccs skate catalog i want i don't know what rolling stones become but rolling stone in high school to me was like really cool yeah yeah like edgy i don't think it's edgy anymore i think somebody bought them i feel like it'd be like pretty like you'd feel highly esteemed if you got something printed in like nat geo or something time no time like is pretty legit time sick time's legit like out of all the magazines that could have reached out that's a good one i thought it was a prank on me the whole time i would have to

until she's like yeah here it is like oh wow well the new york times reached out to publish an article where they interviewed me about hating on the the wedding announcements and i was too afraid of them twisting my words or making it sound like i was just like hateful person should have done it so i backed out i remember that they ended up the right choice they would have somehow spun it to make you look well they ended up still talking about me they just said quote one critic said and i was just like that's not fair you're the critic like don't you're a critic one critic you are one critical critic bro that was fox huh okay i think it's time boys dreams are crazy though i think it's time yeah that's true man it's

time for will's five-star review oh shit dang it is wednesday of the week wow you guys ready for this what's this one about this one has to do with dylan oh they all do does it say fuck you no this one's uh this one's from a noted listener, Wiry Muffin. Wiry Muffin. Yeah, that sounds like someone's Wi-Fi password. Oh, yeah, dude. Wiry Muffin 744. What does that even mean?

It says, Big Dog ate the pay pig, all caps. It says, Big Dog, a.k.a. David Ruff, is scaring away all them pay pigs. If anyone was a pay pig at the Washed, it would be Will. If Dorn started an OnlyFans, you could feed it right back into Washed. You can hire me as a consultant anytime. Salute emoji. That's good. Dude, thank you, Wiery Muffin, for your five-star review of the week.

So wait, in this review, I am the big dog and i ate the pay pigs or scared them away i'm arv dude what does that mean yes you're the big dog so i mean you can't be the big dog and the pay you the bet you you are the you are the whatever and the whatever you're not going to catch me on only fans but you might catch me on feet finder at some point why don't you just do it OnlyFans about your feet? Take out the middleman, you're saying. Username, do I make you Dorney, baby?

That's a play on Austin Powers, David. I'd get a few. I'd get a few in there. I still think that Beyonce wishes she could scrub her cameo in an Austin Powers movie from the entire entertainment landscape. Dude, entire entertainment it wasn't even a cameo she was like this yeah a lot of interest because dude it's beyonce like she's she's so far above an austin powers

cameo dude you can't call it a cameo she was straight up like it was featured like it was awful writing the it was beyond like the movie wasn't funny anymore, the bit. It was like, okay, we get the novelty. She called him Sugar throughout it. Yeah. She was Foxy Cleopatra.

Oh, God. She looked good, though. She wants it back, dude. Jay-Z's looking over. She's just like, don't look at me like that, Jay. You do that Linkin Park album, dog.

Oh, shit. That was a good album, though. I don't know. I'm not really familiar with it i'm gonna do everyone at home a favor hey siri play jay-z lincoln park hey man i ain't kicking her out of bed for eating cookies hey that no don't don't do it she's trying to that's on you dog i know she's trying to play it i don't want that. It's time to recap this 4th of July on Fun Boys, presented by our friends over at AG1. The number one most important thing is just your health in general, boys.

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Had parks for much of the holiday weekend, which was fantastic. Had the sister and the brother-in-law come up. We did some swimming, drank a couple Miller High Lives. Did you all gather on the TV and watch The Idol? No, we did not. Good. couple miller high lives did y'all gather on the tv and watch the idol no we did not good who ate more hot dogs or glizzies this weekend joey chestnut or you this is kind of your super bowl it was joey chestnut by a wide margin like how many how many he beat you by um how many did he have 62 i think so he so. He beat me by 60. Okay. And also he ate his over a 12-minute span, and mine was, you know, I took my time.

I saw he also holds the record for like most pulled pork sandwiches, which seems like the least fun to eat. A pulled pork sandwich is quite hearty. It is. A lot of meat. A lot of meat. It's pulled. I've always said man pull pork not punches i never pull any punches you do say that often and i don't really understand what it means

i've always i never really wanted to ask you because i don't want to embarrass you why do you say that so much it's kind of weird oh yeah man i'm crazy i just be out here saying stuff not really there's not really a highlight just Just a nice, steady weekend of family fun and a couple of adult beverages and grilling out. How'd you dress those glizzies? I go yellow mustard and sweet relish. We got dill. I didn't make the purchase. Someone else did.

So I did dill relish instead of sweet. But it was still good. It's funny. He said dill. didn't make the purchase someone else did so i did dill roast instead of sweet but it was still good it's funny he's a dill do you want i have a so i i'm i'm a dill guy um sally actually no no no i'm talking about the pickles dog uh uh sally accidentally bought some bread and butter sweet pickles the other day like do you want to holler at those do you want me to bring those in for you hey i don't like those either they're trash i don't need i don't need you to bring pickles in the office for me that you don't want but i do appreciate okay because like we just have all these bread and butter pickles that are just sitting in our fridge like i don't like those either. They're trash. I don't need you to bring pickles in the office for me that you don't want, but I do appreciate Okay, because we just have all these bread and butter pickles that are just sitting in

our fridge. I don't know what to do with them. Shout out to the listener who two years ago sent us pickles. Dude, they were good. The garlic, we just finished those off a few months ago. They're quite good. Damn, you were just holding on to those pickles, dude. Well, I'm not going to name names, but someone in my house wasn't it wasn't a fan but i am you're giving kindness

with that offer i appreciate you yeah i mean i just don't like sally thought she was doing something good but she didn't realize that i'm a i'm pretty dill exclusive oh man did you sign a dill with them guys this is not scripted yeah hard to believe that's my favorite question let that deal go down this is a strong player for bit madness i don't know this is giving this is giving a seed i think it'll be dead it's not dude this is giving eight seed. I think it'll be dead in two minutes. It's not, dude. This is giving playing game loss. Yeah. Yeah, that's more like it. What about your weekend, David?

Yeah, what'd that boy do? Well, I actually got the best way to present my weekend would be to show you guys a video because I got a lot of footage. And I'm just going to show you guys how I kicked it off. So, Randy, if you could help me out here. This is what I did. It's more of a visual thing, so check us out on YouTube.com. Yeah, there's music to this video that you clearly didn't watch

when I sent it to you. Why are you doing this? Uh-huh. This is my favorite. It's just me and the boys just kind of messing around before, like, the big weekend. Just, oh, yeah, showing off the boots, the Wranglers. Are they showing us their belts or their ass? Dude, I don't know.

I'm sorry, but, like, if anyone... This video went viral over the weekend. It's a bunch of dudes just getting ready for... I haven't seen it. You haven't seen this? I haven't seen it. You haven't been in the group text. It's me and the boys.

This definitely hit the group, the GT, dude. Sometimes I get overwhelmed by all the stuff going on. I get it. And this whole like... This whole Elon holding them back in the text like... What the fuck is that? That's intentional. That's intentional.

I know. That makes me angry. He's a fucking... We'll get there. He get really mishandled just hey what a uh got to give a shout out to uh and twitter user coach beans ttu who uh who tweeted this video it's it's not him per se it's uh it's a tiktok and he said men used to fight wars now they do whatever this is and listen to morgan wallen which i guess that was a morgan wallen that's the thing like if brett was in like college right now would he be that far away from being in this crew that's why i don't i don't think he'd be that far away if brett left the northeast for college yeah had brett had brett actually gone to old

miss for college yeah like and he wouldn't he wouldn't be that far from being in the no dude he'd be in the game big time yeah he'd be showing us his abs while he has like boot cut jeans on and that video is the reason there's a couple reasons i haven't got any tats that that video right there is one of the major ones i just i when i see that i'm like well i don't want to be that guy imagine what it feels like filming this with your boys that's the thing that was my weekend it was a freaking movie dude that was an absolute riz fest oh my god dude freaking uh jenkins text me what's the dillio it's probably these guys probably get chicks too man yeah they probably get way hotter chicks than we ever dreamt there's one guy in the group who gets chicks the rest of them just kind of stand around hoping like somebody talks to them trust me i know how that goes yeah if clayton

fumbles it like uh dustin will be there to pick up the scraps yeah you know or tristan tristan tristan's there yeah no dude it's open game she's a cool chick that is so embarrassing why do people fuck it oh i thought we were over that like i thought i thought we were done with with people doing cringy country boy tiktok stuff and like we're just not there's work left thought it ended with you morgan wall and it's just keeping all these fucks around they're keeping them all relevant it's all those fucks at the gym with the hair that they brush forward dave you know yeah i'm so scared of fritz turning into a scumbag dude he's got we got a lot of time i know well it's gonna happen dude by the time our sons are that age it'll be a new douchey trend that they're all doing you know social media though it scares me with these kids man that actually

wasn't my weekend it was a oh it wasn't it was a humorous prank oh i went to um i went to cypress, Texas. Not to be confused with Spring, Texas, which is right next door. But I went to Cypress. We got you clarified Cypress, Texas. I was worried you went to an island in Europe. No, I did see Tom. Love Island, UK. Tom was in Rhodes, Greece over the weekend at a nice resort.

That's cool. So shout out to him. No, we go down to her uncle's every year for the fourth. Just hang out. some do some uh smoking really you meet smoking got after some herbs this week smoking on dog cigarettes damn Dave was really celebrating that freedom dog damn fool i decided to pick up my uh three packs of new ports a day have it again so i was smoking ports sitting in the pool just a pool sitch and uh my body feels like i was throwing throwing a two and a half year old around a pool for three days in a row and that's exactly what happened i thought you're in good shape dog yeah you know there's not a lot of it's no it's funk it's not functionally strong

as i'm learning because i've kind of got a sore hip gets uh gets real old tossing them but uh he took to the little uh puddle jumpers the little floaty things for the first time which are a game changer if you're a dad because otherwise you're just carrying them around the pool which is kind of a beating so that was very very positive and then yesterday we went to uh capped it off, came back two days ago, got in town, went to noted New York Times bestselling author W.R. Boland's home for a little Fourth of July, little cookout with the kids, kids from his neighborhood. They had one of those inflatable slides, water slides.

Pretty dope deal. You can actually buy them at Academy. That's where they got it. Non-spawn. Very cool, man. They're kind of-spawn very cool man they're kind of sponsoring us like in general yeah they're a sponsor they should sponsor us for the uh for what ross had because it was it was quite dope they just sent us a new swag actually is that what you guys are looking at yeah dog yeah dude sick yeah dude we're fucking deep in

the row game you need to go check it. Um, but yeah, but it was overall a delightful weekend. Uh, probably the least online I've been due to, uh, what we'll talk about here in a bit. I celebrated my freedom this weekend, um, had a couple of Miller high lives, made some, uh, frozen margaritas in our ninja creamy blender, which I have to say, if you own a creamy, I highly recommend trying the margaritas. Did you see those hurricanes we made? Before I go insane, brother. How'd you make those?

Those looked like they were going pretty crazy. Dude, fresh squeezed lemon juice, dark rum. I know your boy loves dark rum. Oh, you know your boy loves dark rum oh you know your boy loves dark rum who's gonna call me during a podcast come on be a professional passion fruit syrup oh really you did that i don't fuck with passion a little bitters little a little dash davy little dash of bitters you know i'm talking about yeah and then we blended it with ice and whatnot and it was delicious yeah we we tried several different recipes of the margaritas and what i found out is that when you start taste testing frozen margaritas things can spiral real quick it was

a good time uh and overall yeah it was just you know i spent a lot of time uh with the fam this weekend just me sal fritz saw a lot of sally's uh you know brothers and sisters this weekend which meant that i i just kind of ate a lot of food and was kind of a scumbag just sitting around just casually enjoying myself that sounds great um i did have i played my za card this weekend um it was a place i'd never eaten at in austin it wasn't like i was averse to it just never found myself at this establishment. A little hungover from the margarita tasting. And Sally and I were walking down the street and I caught a whiff of something.

Home sliced pizza. Dylan has been riding for them for a very long time and I have to give him credit where credit's due. About time, man. Thought to myself, you know what? I'm going to make Dylan happy. I'm going to stop in. I'm going to get a slice of pizza.

I'm going to call it a day. I ate that slice of pizza and I've gone on record saying it's my top slice of 2023 so far. So you were at the Congress location. South Congress. South Congress, which I've heard is the one to go to. It is the best one. The original. It's the original, right?

Have you heard that one? People? Just kind of an awesome thing. They say it's your best New York slice in town. I've never been to the one up north. I don't know if there's much of a difference, to be honest. I haven't had the South Congress one in years, probably. Well, the one up north doesn't get their water from New York City. Okay.

Parking for anything on South Congress just absolutely sucks these days. Did you go church parking lot? No. We luckily went early enough that we found a street spot. It's a beating down there, man. Yeah. Yeah. We luckily went early enough that we found a street spot.

It's a beating down there, man. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, you know, it's just, it feels good to be back in the mix at work, you know? I was kind of like sitting there yesterday just being like, man, I don't know what I would do if I was unemployed or just like rich because like I would just feel really bad about myself for how I spend my free time.

Just nothing productive going on. Yeah. Yesterday was a weird day dude it's weird having fourth of july on a tuesday where like you don't get wednesday off you know like it it makes more sense to like i like it more when it's on like a thursday because then you can justify taking friday off and just letting it rip all weekend ending the long weekend on the major holiday it just feels weird yeah What's up with that? I got to thinking as we were driving down to North Houston that we should have just taken multiple days and gone down to the coast or something.

And I might do that next year. Because Flounder was in Port A doing his thing, and I was watching videos of him, and I was like, dude, I want to be down there with him. I want to be down there with Captain Flounder. Yeah, normally when I see Flounder doing stuff, I I was like, dude, I want to be down there with him. I want to be down there with Captain Flounder. Yeah, normally when I see Flounder doing stuff, I think to myself, man, I'd rather be with him. I did enjoy a little golf this weekend.

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What's his fucking problem? What's this guy's problem, dude? He's ruining our app. The timing of this, whatever this was, was so bad. Because you had, of course, you've got MLB trades, but you've got, more importantly, NBA free agency. And that's what what twitter that's like for me that is a major reason i got on twitter it's because i'm looking for woge bombs you're doing it you're checking it and i i popped on like before i think it was was it thursday or friday

maybe saturday and i'm like why can't i see anything so i texted luca donthick our social guy and i was like hey i can't see any these tweets. And they're not showing up in the group text either. They're just showing up as like a Twitter link. Come to find out, they're doing some stuff behind the scenes. Dumb question alert. I read his explanation from his tweet. Something about data scraping, whatever. Yeah, he's full of shit.

Scraping data. What is the reason for this? Why limit the tweets we can see just to conserve data well i don't know there's a lot of answers to this that we could give you i don't know what he means by scraping stuff like that's just not what i'm about i'm not about that nerd shit you know right but no like there are theories out there that the issue was it going to july 1st and they hadn't been paying their google cloud bill Twitter hadn't been for a long time. Apparently they started paying it

once the new CEO started working there. But there were worries about, I think, traffic and stuff like that with Google Cloud or something. Then there's like, I don't know. There's all these theories out there. We can put on our conspiracy hats. He takes our check marks away. Some people think that he's just trying to dismantle Twitter

before the election next year what do you think about that dylan you want to go you want to go full fucking the tinfoil the product uh is getting shittier i'll tell you that yeah it sucks yeah i think i i've been trending that way i think basically everything he's done um in his career has been uh backed in some capacity by federal funds and government interaction and i completely am on board with the idea that he is he has acquired twitter to tank twitter yeah serving me like gore posts on the tl that i'm not asking for out gore like gorp core y'all know what i'm talking about people just getting crushed by you don't like climate change

gross dude i thought you had to like what i'm not getting as much gore on twitter what i am i don't know you are yeah people are i want to uh actually uh do the opposite of thank you for a quote tweeting that one video that you had where you yelled at elon that was disgusting what was that one again i don't know i don't want to revisit it, Dylan. It was disgusting, my friend. Some dude got his arm eaten by a lion because he put it through a cage. And I'm like, I don't want this stuff, man.

I've seen that one. And people are messaging me and being like, dude, I'm getting the same kind of shit you are. I would simply not put my arm in the cage. I have to admit something. As someone who scrolled Twitter very aggressively the day that he limited tweets, I never got limited once. Did y'all? Oh that he limited tweets, I never got limited

once. Did y'all? Oh, yes. Oh, I never got limited one time. It got me bad. The only reason I could think of was that I was formally verified. So maybe there was something in my account that signaled I was still verified. But I got to the point where I was like, dude, I've been scrolling for like 30 minutes. I could probably keep scrolling. And I was like, I'm just going to keep scrolling and see if I ever get limited. I never got limited once. Daddy got limited. Are you still getting limited now? No.

Will low-key pay for Twitter? No. No, you know I'm not about that. You know I'm not about that, dude. I don't know. That's another theory on this that he – you limit people who aren't paying, so they'll sign up for your verification, which has been widely panned. Which I – You know what?

If there was a way to pay for it and you wouldn't have to have the blue checkmark, I might be interested. You don't want people to know that you paid for it. No, absolutely not. No, I just don't. There's no way. There's no way, especially after all the shit he's done in terms of making the app a worse app. I'm never paying for this app at this point. If he was making the app better, I might go down that road.

But now I hope that these alternatives that are happening work. Twitter has been and still is mostly just a really fun social media platform. But if he keeps doing this, people are going to leave it, man, and it's going to be sad. Just give me the threads. Dave, do you have any threaded shirts? I got a few. Can you explain how to get threads, David, or what threads is for the people at home?

It's the meta version of Twitter that's launching this week, I believe. It is the Zuck's answer to the tweet machine. Okay. Do we see this as a viable option? Well, it is actually going to collect much more of your data if you believe what's being said out there i don't know exactly typical suck how much more that is than twitter but health and fitness financial info contact info that's all sorts of data that's been across everything for as long as we've been i don't need so much so that the current version of it will be banned in

the eu because it does not comply with regulation as much as elon is is giving annoying about all this shit i don't i don't want to support zuck either man that i i hate him even more oh i don't know about oh i do really yeah you could easily make a case that zuckerberg is the worst person than elon musk easily make that case that sucksucks. I don't know. He doesn't... Oh. I mean, they both have their issues.

But I am signing up for threads. Only because, as a preliminary, in case it pops up, if Elon really does tank Twitter, which he's done a great job of thus far, then I'm going to have to have somewhere else to go.

I'm worried Twitter's not going to be a thing by 2024. I'm worried the app's just going to straight up shut down. How much has he lost on... What's it valued at now compared to what he spent on it? He spent, what, 40? No way to look it up, man. Yeah, it's something I should... You need to give me a couple days to do the intel.

If you download threads, all your followers on Instagram transfer over to threads, correct? Yeah. This is great. Oh, it does? This is great. So I'm not starting from scratch? No.

That's fucking right. No scratchies, dude. Basically, all you got to do to sign up. This sounds like we're doing a sponsored post. We're not. Do you want to know how to sign up for real? All right, guys. All you got to do right now.

I got a hell of followers on Twitter. Go to the search bar on Instagram, type in threads, and then click the little ticket that pops up in the search bar from there it'll take you along the ride but is it is it through the instagram app or is it completely separate sitch the app uh there's a separate app okay but i think it works hand in hand with uh did you catch me on fucking threads it'll probably suck and whatever but i'm doing it just in case but apparently it takes you don't have to you know i was worried about us losing our our handles like people would go squat on them no dog i've been running fives my handles are fine that's good you have the handle like van excellent transfer over good that's great news for us. I think that's great news for our company if

Threads actually becomes viable as we have a good handle on our Instagram activity. Elon. Twitter was so fun, man. He's taking the fun out of it. Yeah. It's stupid. Limiting tweets is just a crazy move. You're taking a product that you want many people to use. Having an audience base that is actively using your product is like the greatest power that you could have. To whittle that down and say you have to pay, it's like, dude, what are you doing? Taking away the Twitter, the tweet preview and iMessage. Why would any company, why would any company pay to advertise on that platform when they

are actively stopping people from seeing tweets i can't answer that man like if you're if you're why would you why would a company put in effort into their twitter content if there's a really good chance that free users aren't going to be able to see their stuff we don't put i mean we can admit that we don't put any effort into our twitter game right personally or professionally professionally like from a company standpoint there's very like we have met over other platforms we have never had a meeting where we're like okay we got to figure out our twitter game yeah no and i don't and we are not for especially from things that i've read we're not alone in that like company big companies not small to mid-size

big companies like they don't put any like a lot of them don't put a lot of stock into their twitter compared to other platforms because it's just not there for that anymore when i used to run the tfm accounts and this is when the twitter account had 1.1 1.2 ish million something like that i don't know what it has now nor do I care. But the tweets did nothing. Like, they didn't drive any traffic. The impressions stunk.

The engagement was awful. Instagram was a totally different story, obviously. But the tweets are... Sounds like your tweets weren't fratty enough. Maybe that was a problem. Maybe they just weren't frat enough. It's true. It's true. But yeah.

Yeah. It's just. But yeah. Yeah. It's just a fun place, man. It's not... I don't know. Was Elon at the white party this weekend? I don't think he got that invite. If you were throwing a giant white party, would you invite Elon to your white party?

No. Who threw this party? Michael Rubin. How should I know michael rubin is he related to billy now he's a billionaire i don't really know who he is either philly rubin quite honestly no rest in peace i'm thinking of billy mays sorry not a different billy now billy rubin is that thing that sounds like a used car dealership that actually just has to do with childbirth billy rubin is um are you american businessman and philanthropist he's the ceo of fanatics the world's leading provider of licensed sports

merchandise um i how does he have it like that when when he just as the fanatics guy um i think fanatics is is is pretty big i. I remember when it was just Football Fanatics, and it was just for literally just buying football stuff. And now it is the biggest dealer of all this stuff. It's crazy. Extreme business guy voice. Yeah, they built it to scale. They scaled their business.

Remember when we discovered that scientific term that was Billy Rubin? Mm-hmm. I Googled Billy Rubin, spelled out like billy space rubin and it took me to that compound do you remember it well or did you completely forgotten about that you guys are killing me did y'all just talk about it well then oh sorry it's okay you were i was like literally researching it while i was doing billy rubin content uh yeah he i don't he's not a shareholder in the 76ers anymore, but he was.

I think that's correct. Anyway, dude, he's tied in with everybody. He's getting like shout outs and Meek Mill songs. He's everywhere. I feel like this crew should not have been at the party. This was a who's who. I have to say, this probably was, across the board, the most successful group of celebs ever put together.

Just because you had sports world, entertainment world, music world, movies, all that, TV. But man, I bet there were some really shitty conversations at this thing. Like, what is fucking uh what's james harden and tom brady gonna talk about like can you mag tom brady's such a dud what like i don't understand how like beyonce and jay-z are at the same party as like some of the people that i've seen at this like the chain smokers yeah like they shouldn't they shouldn't be rubbing elbows or was it just the chain smoker was it i think it might have just been one single chain smoke how does drew not catch that invite dude maybe he he's got a new girl i think maybe he was in paris yeah that dork should not have been there

i think he does pretty well yeah the chain smokers at this i i honestly i think that if if there's a party on the hamptons the chain smokers just kind of have an open invite at this point what an unreal collection of people how do the chain smokers get invited to everything live events pga they grow closer it's been it's like eight years ago are they in the illuminuminati? You know what? You want to go down that road? We can. Is this an Illuminati party? Lori Harvey was there. Yo. You know there's a fan club on this side of the studio.

She bad. Lori Days. No. That was Springsteen. Glory Days. But with Lori Harvey's name in it. Okay. I was definitely going to land that, but yeah.

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, J-Lo, Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Brady, and Will Mbappe. I'll be honest. Mbappe was very surprising to me when I saw the video going around just showing everybody that was at this party like if you're an american celebrity and you're there i kind of get it like it's the fourth of july hamptons all the squads there but for mbappe to be there like is that like that's a big deal oh leo looks terrible is this memeable leo dude no no because that's a perfect we're gonna get it up get in trouble for you just professionally taking photos. No, it's fair. Leo's got like, I've been drinking for three weeks straight face. He always kind of looks like that now.

Yeah, he kind of does. He's on a constant bender. He's going to age like Jack Nicholson. So what does that mean? Not good. Well, bio reports, not doing great. Jack, not Leo. He showed up to that Lakers game.

Yeah, he looked awesome. He goes to pretty much every Lakers game. Yeah. No, he was missing for a while. Oh, he was? And then he showed up and it was a big deal. He hit the playoff games. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. That's when he made his reappearance. about yeah that's when he made his reappearance okay it says here that entertainment consisted of uh usher neo and cole campbell the phenom she's pretty crazy really wonder what's what he performed probably a michael jackson maybe hey little cutie i don't i don't know specifically oh emrata dances her way out of the party twerking in a see-through dress. That's not twerking. Just going to say, um, before making her way home. Cool, man. Yeah, this is a, this is a big deal on the, on the Twitter. This is why Twitter is important. So I can look at these dope parties that I'll never be invited to. How do all these people RSVP? Yes. I don't, I'm just shocked by the amount of people that showed up for people like like this they

have their schedules are pretty well set pretty uh far in advance because they have places to be i don't know man did he used to have a hamptons white party like every summer now we just got michael rubin doing it i want to go to diddy's i'd rather go to diddy's white party too yeah yeah what he is my friend that is fact yeah i've took that picture together i bought a new white shirt this weekend i would wear it to a white party if i had one okay we should photoshop somebody into this i thought about that i thought like you know the video that's like professionally taken i thought it'd be really funny if we all just dressed in white and just spliced like things of us in there like with high life and stuff.

I have a white J.Crew pocket tee. You think that would play there? Dude. Yeah. I'm sure. I think Jay-Z was actually wearing that same J.Crew pocket tee. Oh, really? Yeah.

Sent me back about $23. Yeah. Yeah. And Boppe always shops at J.Crew factory. Really? Big fan. I wondered if like, uh, there was anybody who just was like, you know what? I'm going to wear a blue shirt.

I'm going to wear a blue shirt. I'm going to wear it. I'm not going to do it. And if they were let in, you got to have some balls. You go to that. Can you imagine being like Cousin Greg or some shit and you didn't go to this party because you didn't think anyone was going to go

and then suddenly you look at Instagram and you just see the whole squads at this white party? So I'm actually surprised that the actor who played Kevin or C cousin greg is not there yeah he's kind of going through some pr stuff right now unfortunately yeah what do you do uh there are some very uh serious allegations uh and appears to be proof as well uh of him enjoying the pursuit of young ladies and by young ladies i mean uh young ladies so yeah cousin greg might be on on just uh keep at an arm's reach watch yeah you can't be doing that no no it's not good

it's not good michael rubin estimated net worth 11.4 billion that's pretty good man that's pretty good for being a sports website guy. Something about him, I don't really... I don't know. There's something weird there. I think there was like a potential connection to Leon Blackwell. I think through the 76ers. Back in the

day. Apollo Capital. Just looking to that. We'll talk about it on Touchy Face. Is Epstein trending right now with 34,000 tweets about it right now? You see that report that came out, Dave, about his with their scraping or suicide no i did not report came out they're saying it was an actual suicide oh i mean who's doing that report you know out of here yeah who's doing that report his brother actually had a second autopsy done and uh It found different. We'll leave it there.

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i didn't talk about something during my weekend of fun. Well, hopefully you're going to talk about it right now. Played golf this weekend. Probably talked about it during this weekend of fun last week, but went and played golf. Some things happened. My normal tee time kind of got screwed up, so I went to a local municipal course.

Mo Willey, you guys familiar with this? Oh yeah. I haven't played in years though. They said, hey, come on, stop by brother. I don't think they- With this heat today, brother, it's going to be a lot of people. Why is David Koresh calling you? He's like, there's going to be a lot of people canceling today, brother. Come on in. We'll put you on the list. Morris Williams is the official name of the golf course. Dylan, have you read the scripture? Morris Williams is the official name of the golf course. Morris Williams not only is a beautiful municipal golf course, they have an all-time grill.

Great tacos. Great drinks. I had a quesadilla from there. Incredible stuff. So they call us out of the course. We didn't have nachos. You gotta stop making everything about ponchos style. They do sponsor uh colt mccoy though that's cool they used to sponsor us yeah i still like my they're welcome back yeah

i actually have a i'll be back i have a white poncho shirt that would go really well at a white party i don't know if that'll play there why that's got pearl snap okay maybe i had a couple pearl snaps at the Michael Rubin party? One person did. Somebody did. Did you all see Joe Burrows fit? Yeah. Can I say?

He's cool, man. He's a cool cat. I hate to say it. He's a real cool cat. I don't know why. Fuck Joe Burrow, man. Oh, shit. Okay.

Sorry, he's my wife's hall pass. That's funny. He's in town right now. I don't think she's going to cash that in. I hope not. That'd be bad news for me. I just saw that he's over at cash that in. I hope not. That'd be bad news for me. I just saw that he's over at Hula Hut. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Can you imagine? Uh-oh. Is he getting a footlong enchilada? Anyway. Anyway. The tubular taco?

They got to change that. I like the tubular taco, dude. Yeah, you would. It's tubular. Tubular is not used enough. And so my buddy and I, we get paired up, okay? We play with some dudes. Didn't know them.

These guys weren't friends. You always got to be worried about if you're getting paired up with two dudes, they're not friends. Oh, no. It's 100 degrees at least. I look over. One of the dudes is in a cart. The other dude walking. Like walking like brother what are you

doing oh amazing to burn so many cows so he go he he goes back and he tees off from the tips i'm like okay mr walking is going from the tips we got a big dog on our hands christopher walking was out there playing just do the voice so he goes to the tips He just bombs one down the middle of the fairway. And I'm like, okay, we got a player here. This guy looks a little bit older than me. He looks to be in his early 40s. He's wearing a bucket hat, got a big old dip in. He's listening to poolside radio.

He's just absolutely vibing. He's got a hog. Hell yeah, dude. I love it, man. So I don't know. I'm not keeping track of his score, but he's playing well. He's taking minimal strokes out there, and I'm very impressed with this guy. But the heat just keeps on hitting us.

I mean, we didn't tee off until 1235. About the ninth hole, we get up there, and this is an uphill par five. We get up to the green, and he's about i don't know he's got a 60 foot putt in i look at him i'm like you're up dude he looks at me and he goes go ahead dude i need a sec and i'm like oh my god what's our is our man gonna make it like what's going on here so i hit my putt probably nailed it because that's what i do i probably three putted um i look over and i say to my buddy i'm like dude i'm worried about our guy over here like i think he's i think he's on pass out watch

so we get to number 10 and he's just lumbering back there and i'm like dude i don't know what we're gonna do with this guy like we need to shed him he's going to be a problem at some point we're gonna have to like call like 911 to get him off the course if he doesn't get off this course we'll say we gotta shed him shed him that sounds that sounds malicious like lock him in a shed no dude i was just worried about this guy like he's walking in 105 degree heat yeah i didn't see him drinking a lot of waters i saw him drinking a few medellos what's the fit did the fit go brazy on him it kind of went a little brazy if i'm being honest like this, this guy, he looked like a player. He had a salty game, Dave. Damn.

He had a silky swing. He was giving swag. We get to the 14th hole, and I'm like, dude, this guy, he might die on us. Like, I'm worried about this guy. He's going to ruin your round. He hits his drive. I thought it was a well-struck ball, but he's clearly losing power here. It goes about 175, and I'm like, okay he's clearly losing power here. It goes about 175.

And I'm like, okay. He hits his approach shot. Couldn't be me. The approach shot just goes directly into a tree. Oh, no. He just looks over at us, and he just goes, it's been fun, guys. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no.

He's leaving us. Oh, no. Walks up to the green, shakes all of our hands. And I'm looking at everybody else. I'm like, dude, do we need to help this guy? Like, do we need to toss him in the cart and like bring him all the way back? And I've just never seen someone so defeated in the middle of a round of golf where they were playing so well in the beginning and just deteriorating. What do you mean, what?

What do you – just get in the cart, dude. You don't need to be a hero out here. The only saving grace when I play golf in that kind of heat is like driving from one place to another in the car because you at least you get the breeze going. And that like is a little, you know, reprieve from the heat. Like this dude is just taking it the whole time. You don't need to be doing this. What are you winning by going out there and walking 18 holes or I guess 14 holes. On a holiday weekend. Holiday weekend, 105 degree temperatures.

I drank 60 ounces of water out there and I still felt dehydrated after that round of golf. That's loco. Did y'all think like at any point, maybe right after he hits a shot, did you ever think about like running him over with your golf cart? Dude, the weird thing was,

right before we thought about running him over with our golf cart, this guy took out two cans of cream corn and just started putting them all over the golf course. Dude, I've seen some new videos of people getting run over with golf carts. It's like it's low-key trying to come back. Well, no, it shouldn't. We're not going to perpetuate it, but some other media outlets may be doing that. Stop shattering your boy's pelvis with the golf cart don't smoke your boy with the golf cart yeah just don't smoke them at all right

i don't know i kind of like the trend when people are getting hit by golf carts so far yeah dude we were doing numbers so we don't we don't know what happened we assume this guy at least made it to the parking lot for all i know he could be dead right there was no ambulance uh when you got back to the clubhouse? No ambulance. I'm just like, I didn't know what to do at one point. Like, do we say something to this guy? Like, dude, you might need to go inside.

Like, you're clearly powering down. So. How do you handle that? If you're the other guy. Also, how was he? The other guy? The other random, yeah. Alpha as fuck.

Yeah, hell yeah. Helicopter pilot. Oh, fuck yeah. He wore cargo shorts and had a mustache. I was like, dude, I'm so in on you right now. What did he have in those pockets? Did he have like T's and stuff? I think he had a glizzy or he was just happy to see me, if you know what I mean.

You're saying he was aroused. He may have been a wreck. Probably shouldn't be talking like this. This guy could definitely like kill me. But he was in a cart? Yeah. Why did the homeboy just hop in with him? I don't know, dude.

I don't know. Probably because he was giving hard. He was giving near death. Well, no, the other guy driving was apparently. Oh, because he had a boner. No, he didn't have a boner. I need to go on record. The helicopter pilot did not have a boner.

He was a very good serviceman. No one's playing golf with a boner. It's hard to maintain a boner throughout a round of golf. Especially like an almost five-hour round at Mo Willie during a holiday weekend. It's a strong blood flow. Yeah, yeah. The Frodo Margarita is out there pretty good. Pretty good.

It is a municipal course in Austin that I do like, and I don't go to more just because it's on the east side, but it's really not that far. It's not that much further than Kaiser. I highly recommend Mo Willie. Yeah, if you're coming in for a weekend and you're just looking to play a Muni round of golf or something, you're if you're coming in for a weekend and you're just looking to play a muni round of golf or something you're not going to go that wrong on mo willie

it's a nicer course than lions you get yeah it's a nicer course oh 100 way more uh undulations things of that undulation ball rolling it's not exactly a mouthful to say some of course is nicer than lions no line sucks yeah but let's say that but it's our shitty course you know yeah it's it's my shitty course do y'all think maybe this guy's wife called him no it was like hey if anything if anything this guy had more of a vibe of like like i i'm gonna go home and and sit in a lawn chair in my garage and crush like 12 beers right now which sounds honestly awesome yeah it sounds like my weekend and fun really no you just sit at alyssa's uncle's house just crushing beers in

the garage hung out in the garage most of the time yeah i just didn't really feel like talking no i like the idea of this dude like he told his wife i'm gonna go hit some balls at him oh willie they even have i don't even know if they have a range they got a good range okay so i'm gonna hit some balls just i'll be back in a bit. And then he's like, you know what? I can walk on. I can get nine in, maybe 18. And he gets that call. He's like, you've been gone for three hours.

Sorry, babe. I've only quit one round of golf in the middle of the round since I moved to Austin. And it was not because of heat. It was because of hangover and not playing well. I was with David Ruff. I walked off the course at number nine. I wasn't because of heat. It was because of hangover and not playing well. I was with David Ruff. I walked off the course at number nine. I wasn't proud of it.

I might sell my clubs. Really? Yeah. I'm left-handed, so I'm not your market. No, I'm going to keep them just for those emergency rounds I have to play. I want you to sell them and then Brett's like,

hey guys, we got a quick turnaround on this deal, but we got invited to go play Pebble. Cabot or, yeah. How disgusting was my hat when I texted y'all after that round of golf? That was revolting. Yeah, you were sweating. That looked like a hat that I had worn. No one had more salt from sweat on their hat than me after that round of golf.

Disgusting. Filthy. Shout out to the quesadilla, though. Shout out to my man, Chad. I hope you're okay out there, dude. I're okay we have plane lady randy can you queue up plane lady you may have seen this or you may have missed it i missed this made its rounds around i think i missed this because i i have no clue what's about to happen do i need to turn up yes yes yes yes it's a very important audio this happened on an american airlines flight over the weekend i'm like

dallas to orlando orlando what i said so i like orlando orlando This happened on an American Airlines flight over the weekend. I'm like Dallas to Orlando. Orlando. So I like Orlando. Orlando. Say whatever you want. I'm telling you I'm getting the fuck off. And there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off. And everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it.

I don't give two fucks. But I am telling you right now. That motherfucker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and you can fucking die with them or not. I'm not going to. Bye. What is it about planes that just bring out the crazy? There's a ghost on the plane.

Why does she think there's a ghost on the plane? What's going on? It says she was drunk. Was she drunk? There are motherfucking ghosts on this motherfucker's plane. This is giving psychedelic. This is giving... This is giving...

This is giving like Looney Town. What? I'm worried about her. What are you, my dad? Nah, he's from Looney Town. What the fuck? Is an anvil about to drop on her? Yeah, what the hell's going on with her?

I have never been on a plane where somebody was losing it. And while I don't want it to happen, I would like to be like, I would like to send a video like that to you guys and be like what the fuck did i just see if i'm ever on a plane where we get delayed or grounded because someone's going crazy i'm gonna be the most angry person angry version of myself that i've ever been guess who was on the plane this is joelle and bead you're getting you're getting close oh you're kind of close not really who'd you say keep going jones uh think like chris harrison Think like one of the most important comedians in the last 30 years. Um, uh, Wanda Sykes. No, you're close. It's Carrot Top.

Oh, okay. Carrot Top was on the flight? He was on the flight, yeah. And he did like a video saying that. That's in really good shape. It's a five-hour delay. He's on juice. I saw him at the downtown Dallas, like, LA Fitness once.

Right when he started doing, like, the juice. And he looked, he was big. He was very big. He was putting in work? Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, Carrot Top was on there. That doesn't really like contribute to the story, but it is kind of funny.

No, it's – if Carrot Top is present for something, it's nice to know that he was there. You sit down in your seat and like, oh, this is funny. I'm sitting next to Carrot Top. Can't wait to tell the fellas. And then this happens. The best part is the camera and everybody – Oh, it pans over.

Turn around. What? Okay. Wait, there's not a real person back there. Like who, which, which person is she talking about?

Have you guys ever gotten on a flight where you, like you were so drunk that you maybe shouldn't have been on the flight? No. I like over. Yes. I've been, I got hung. I was hung over after something one time and I went to the airport and I had a

friend at the airport and it was really early in the morning and they were like, let's go get a bloody Mary. And I was like, Oh, that sounds great. And we ended up having two. And I just to the airport and I had a friend at the airport and it was really early in the morning and they were like, let's go get a Bloody Mary. And I was like, oh, that sounds great. And we ended up having two. And I just remember being like, I am hammered right now. You were lit. Because like the shampoo effect just completely set in. But like I have never been so drunk that I thought to myself like I should not be on this plane.

I can't imagine just getting to that point. I'm always too aware of feeling as good as I can for a flight. Exactly. I don't want to get – because you're trapped on a plane. So it's like let's not risk being sick or too anything. Very careful. Did she try to shake this ghost's hand? That's a good question.

I want to know the answer. She said, that motherfucker isn't real. That motherfucker. Is there any possibility that she got like the alert to be real that day and that guy that guy just ignored it dude that could be it actually some of y'all still aren't being real i haven't been real and i've never been at least they got her off the plane like this happened before it took off but it's didn't it say five hour delay yeah it was a long ass delay great you can't just like open the door and let somebody off once once it's closed there's like a strict laws against that shit like how do you get them

off there's ways oh ask that question again i don't you thought you would say something meaningful and you thought we wouldn't just step all over it i guess that's a valid question because they do take people off planes but i don't think they get once it's taken off you can't take them off the plane once it's taken no because then you throw them out the door and they probably die in the way when they hit the ground all that shoot bye have that old guy on on her back like uh when i did the tandem skydive had this old dude on me he's great he did like 10 000000 jumps. How old?

That would have been uncomfortable if he was real old. He was like 60s. I mean, it's not old. Not like almost dead old. Old for skydiving. Falling at Mach speeds is what's kept me alive this entire time.

I've actually died six times. My heart started beating from the adrenaline whenever I'd jump out of the plane. I'll digitize that video and share it with the world digitize it there's a player there's this uh place up in like outside of sacramento sacktown up uh around american riverway and um okay we went and we went skydiving and uh there's a group group of australian dudes who just moved there to to run the school and like one of them them does the camera work.

So he dives down with you. And he's just floating around you getting videos. That's pretty sick. Just vibing, dude. I will never do that, but that is sick. Just vibing. I didn't know what to do. So I just was like, yeah.

Yeah, what do you do? I don't know. I don't know. You can't criticize someone for what they do while skydiving. Because your adrenaline's going. You're in a new situation. There's only so much material while you're as you're dropping and you got a marv or whatever on your back yeah your your brain's in a somewhat of a different state i feel like i don't think i'll skydive i think it's over i'm totally out on it actually i think about it

there's a number of bits you could do yeah Yeah, yeah. Doing the Budweiser WhatsApp, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. You can't hear it all, right? Eh, not really. It's high speed. I don't know. If your boy does the WhatsApp

while he's skydiving... What? I was going to go somewhere with that. I'm no longer going there. Dude, you crushed that. I'm no longer going there. That was good, man. Okay.

Oh, shit. Hold on. Did we recap this weekend in front of this episode, but now we have to talk about this weekend in front of the episode? What day is it, Dave? Dude, it feels like Monday. You never see that. Is it not giving Monday?

It is. You're right. It kind of is, but also like... We don't really have that much to do this week. I'm still licking my wounds from last weekend in fun. I haven't even thought about this weekend in fun. Well, that's because you didn't go through a pop-punk phase like Dave and I, and you don't

have set plans for Friday. I'll just give you guys a four. You guys didn't invite me to this thing, so I'll let y you all go ahead and do it. Dylan, do you want to spend way too much money to go see Blink-182 this weekend? No, I certainly do not. There's probably still tickets available. This is my wife's birthday present. Oh, for sure.

Hop on and look for the tickets. I don't have any plans. So you guys, go ahead. I mean, we're kind of just doing the same thing. We're going to a rock show. We're going to go see Turnstile and Blink. I'm going to go see Blink and Turnstile. I'm going to get in the pit.

Hopefully get beat up before Blink. Like I was saying earlier, I'm more jealous of the dinner you guys are having than I am of the concert you're going to after the dinner. All right, you're giving jealousy right now. I'm giving I miss that jerk chicken chicken you're giving not island vibes no i'm saying i wish i wish i was going you're kind of the carrot top of this show he's a very successful comedian so it's true shape so it's true yeah he's also shredded yeah he is he was also on a plane recently which means that he can afford to fly places which is also sick you're kind of kind of giving top, honestly. A carrot top. You are. Don't say giving top, David. We know what you're doing here,

and I'm not going to accept that. Can you just let us do our fucking weekend? Do your shit! You're fucking jumping in. What song are you most excited to see at Blink-182, David? If they don't do Aliens Exist, I will be very sad. I haven't looked at the... I have not looked at the playlist in a while, so I don't remember it exactly... I have not looked at the playlist in a while,

so I don't remember it exactly. I know what they close with, which I'm happy about. Give me some... I need all the Dude Ranch songs. I need Damn It. I know that's not a deep cut, but I need Damn It.

Damn It's the one that got me in the door. Well, all that happened, all that I saw in the playlist was that they're just going to play a lot of bangers from Dude Ranch. that's fantastic and a mother state take off your pants and jacket uh give me a little anthem part do i'll take it all i'll take it all i'm excited to close the chapter of my life that was blink 182 i. They were my first ever concert that I went to, and I have always wanted to see them again.

I'm very excited for it. I'm excited to go and spend $18 on a beer that I'm going to drink during the first three songs. That makes me have to pee, and then I have to go take a pee break, and then I'll come back and be like, well, I'm not going to drink anymore because I don't want to go to the bathroom again.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I know how this works. Yes, fact. Quite well. break and then i'll come back and be like well i'm not gonna drink anymore because i don't want to go to the bathroom again you know what i mean i know how this works yes fact quite well yeah i mean this is gonna be this is good and here's the thing they may only play 90 minutes but their songs are like two and a half minutes long at the most i'm not worried about it bieber only played about 90 minutes when i saw him some of the best 90 minutes of concert i've ever seen beebs dude he was just holding the entire audience in his little tiny hand imagine how good that feels dude he was just shirtless with

leather pants on for the entire concert no to have uh in a you know an arena have a bunch of dudes in your hand to just just have the power to like just you know it's got to feel so good you know you're you know you're killing it up there and they're just waiting in your every word that's how that's how i feel at listener meetups yeah imagine how powerful he feels when he just hears yeah and everyone just starts screeching uh-huh 80 000 i don't know how many people are in there not that many a lot not that many yeah how many people 35 in there. Not that many. A lot. Not that many. 30, 40. 35. Yeah. I bet he could do 40.

It's at Moody's Center, I would imagine, tonight. Yeah. Not that many, dog. Not that many. Some of them are that big. 20. Well, you got to think. He's performed in front of at least 60,000 people before. In total?

Over his career? Yeah. Probably. Woodstock 99. I'd probably say that for sure. Woodstock 99. his set's legendary no dave and i are gonna go vibe out with about 15 000 people okay oh i gotta get my oh man i gotta go buy some vans or some etnies damn david damn daniel back at it again with the white vans damn david you know know that viral video?

Dude, he was on Ellen. They did crush that video, though. It's still good. It's still good. I was talking about this with someone recently. I still enjoy the Dom Daniel. Does that kid have a podcast? He works for Friday Beers.

No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. You believed me for a second, though. That wasn't a no, he doesn't. That was like you didn't for a second though that wasn't a no he doesn't that was like you didn't totally believe what i said i didn't well i thought about back in the day like make bro bible what if i told you uh the cunt punch chick what if i told you the uh the the damn daniel guy was actually rusty featherstone would you believe me no but it would be a phenomenal ending to this or i guess new chapter in the story. That'd be a guy who knows content.

I'm worried about Rusty, though. Damn. Long term. Dude, they're just selling him out, man. I'm worried about him, dude. You can't, like, we haven't heard from Shoenice in a while. The last person we had that was a career drinker was Shoenice. Chase the Bag King.

He's flying too close. Yeah. Guess where I'm going Sunday. I didn't tell you guys this. Ready? Yeah. close yeah guess where i'm going sunday i didn't tell you guys this ready yeah going back to school i've got a little uh i got my orientation at brisket u brisket university my parents bought me a brisket course on how to smoke a brisket wow some brewery in cedar park so i'm going i'm finally cashing it in so i'm gonna go and they're gonna dude show me how to do it,

and I'm not going to ever mess up another brisket. I need you to take a first day of school photo. Okay. What are you going to wear? Dude, the bigger fit for you this weekend is not the Blink-182 concert. It is what you wear to your brisket class. You got your tongs, and you're sitting there posing in front of the smoker. Hey, little baby.

I'm Dave. as you're sitting there posing in front of the smoker hey well baby i'm dave i'm gonna i'm gonna go uh like columbia pfg fishing shirt fuck that's a that's a good meat smoking shirt is this is this is this group gonna have like a ton of tea or is this group like on the low t side of things because like they're at a brisket class and they just don't do it naturally yeah no that's i that real uh real meatheads are probably out there making fun of me right now no dude you're gonna have like you're gonna make friends at this thing i don't have any it's true you did but then he left after 10 holes it's true he's 14 he made it to 14 he made it to 14 yeah so i'm going to i'm gonna do that i'm going there uh sunday afternoon hoping hoping

it's indoors i might just go to the brewery and just hang out and just watch dave interact you should just go just go should we just go get drunk at this brewery and just watch dave with his friends most meat smoking is done outdoors dave i hate to why i don't think we're gonna actually we'll probably i don't know there's tight a few hot box to brewery with your meat smoke yeah it might be kind of tough in there. It's going to smell great, though. Is that a joke? Kind of tough in there?

When you take Dave's brisket off, yeah. You don't deserve that, dude. I'm really sorry. You're giving Lincoln Riley. Nothing. No. I could do a brisket right now and it would look nothing like that it wouldn't be great but it would not be lincoln-esque is he the worst brisket it's the worst it's one of the worst that's ever been posted it's the worst one that someone

influential has put on social media sure you think anyone was doing a brisket at the white party no thinking about he's doing blow at the white house yeah i bet you they're doing blow at that white party too someone he was doing cocaine yeah you gotta think what if obama found out that someone was doing cocaine at the white house with during his tenure that's a felony this guy's uh talking my head off got all sorts of ideas peace in the middle east that's what i would do if that's a good idea i was on coke at the white house i would just like give my uh like my five point plan for peace in the middle east yeah it's good

i probably play with the dogs out in the back. I hope there's no fentanyl. It's a big problem. Wow. It's a big problem. Wow. Thank you for... All right. Okay.

That's a PSA from Dylan. It's killing a lot of people. It is. It's true. It's true. Just looking out. It's true. Just looking out.

I'm not doing an Obama. I'm not very good at it still. Do it. I need to workshop it in my car. All you have to do is not mention fentanyl. Yeah. I'm not good at it. I'm not very good at it still. Do it. I need to workshop it in my car. All you have to do is not mention fentanyl. I'm not good at it. I can't do it, dude. Dude, it's like the easiest thing,

it's easiest president to do. That's pretty good. Oh, you're doing cocaine now. I am. Okay. That's good, man. Keep it away from Joe. Sleepy Joe? Keep it out of Hunter's hands. Wouldn't that it out of that sleepy joe could use a bumper too

don't look at those laptops all right what's on the laptops hard to say why am i getting so many phone calls all right you're too distracted here just connected to the bluetooth is really prank call yes it's wednesday and people are pissed. All right. Bye.