Circling Back - Who Was The Hottest Dude At The Super Bowl?

Episode Date: February 3, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff man i hate to launch into this but off the top we got major realignment news in the world of Texas high school football, folks. Really? Oh, yeah. This is the news we've all been waiting for. Your new 11-6A district now features Cedar Hill, DeSoto. Give me the dunk.

Mansfield. Give me the dunk. Mansfield Lake Ridge. Waco. Waco Midway. Uh-huh. Waxahachie. Give me the dunk. The Duncanville Panthers. Wowaco Midway. Uh-huh. Waxahachie. Give me the dunk.

The Duncanville Panthers. Wow. That's a district of death. Well, all those other... Me upon hearing that. All those other teams, Dave. They don't have a chance against the Panthers. This is a good district.

This is a very, very sick district. The fact that I've even heard of the majority of these teams. Yeah. I think I've seen a couple of them in person, actually. Kitna. Kitna. Kitna was at Waxachie for a time, so that's your tie-in. That's why I can make this relevant to you. You know I'm a big Kitna guy.

I'm probably the only person in the world that owns a sleeveless John Kitna jersey. You have to be. Von Miller, of course, from DeSoto. The only person who might own a sleeveless John Kitna jersey is John Kitna himself. There's no doubt that he does. Yeah, DeSotooto home to Von Miller uh Errol Spence didn't play football he's a pugilist but he should have still just talking athletes here the weird thing is Waco you know Waco's an hour and a half south yeah that's just

that's a long way to travel I know that there's some teams out in West Texas that travel way further than that we had to do that we had had to do that for a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't ideal. LT played at LaDainian Thomas and played at Midway? He was one of the Waco schools. Was he? Yeah. Because I always just, it kind of short-circuited

me that he never, he didn't go to Baylor. He went to TCU. We beat the breaks off of them in baseball. Midway? Yeah. Why'd you have to do that to them? They deserved it. They were all hyped up and we rolled into town and just wore their asses out. It was pretty fun. Did you go

oppo? I don't believe I went oppo. Why? It was a long time ago. I don't even know how I played that tournament. Yeah, you do. I don't remember. You were dead pole. I went 15 for 15 one tournament though. That was tight do i don't remember yeah you were you know you were dead i went 15 for 15 one tournament though that was tight you don't see people doing that lt went to

university high school in waco so i stand corrected yeah everybody knows that man i'm not a big waco guy you know the traffic there it's the new belton it's not great if you're if you're doing 35 northbound or southbound from austin to dallas um you're gonna have a stopping point there's a little bottleneck in waco and if you use ways it'll take you around it it's not convenient but it's not a great town at this point yeah yeah i feel like i've seen more waco lately because i have to avoid the the traffic there so i just start doing like the random routes that Waze puts you on. I'm not trying to stop there for an extended period of time.

What is Waze batting? For me, I don't even use it anymore, honestly. Really? I just use Apple Maps. I don't trust it. Hell yeah, dude. Sorry. Don't apologize to me.

Yeah, or me. I didn't develop the app. I have no equity in Waze. The thing that I like most about navigation apps is when they navigate you and they tell you where to go. And Waze does that so poorly sometimes that I just can't justify still using them. That's like the key function of the navigation app is that it navigates you. Yeah. So if it doesn't do that, it's like, why am I using it?

Waze for me is the king of putting me on a different road than the highway that I'm on and telling me that I need to get back on the highway and then me just being like, all right, I'm going to miss my exit because they don't know where I am right now. My deal with Waze is who are these nerds that are reporting everything on the highway? Like, oh, there's a car on the side of the road. Early in there, I was- Who's doing that? We don't need that.

I was doing that early on. It's unsafe, though. They're promoting people being on their phones. Right. That's what I'm saying. Who's doing that? I don't get on. It's unsafe, though. They're promoting people being on their phones. Right. That's what I'm saying. Who's doing that? I don't get it. It's unsafe.

Catch me not reporting anything on the road. I will thumbs up if someone's a cop. I'll be like, yeah. Yeah, that's tight. Okay. Yeah, I love snitching on cops. No offense to the blue out there, but I will snitch on them. I love the boys in blue.

But I don't want to get caught by them. But we got eyes out there as well. Yeah, we got shooters. No, we don't have shooters. Oh, yeah. We do not have shooters, Dylan. Come on, dude. No, we literally have cars that we're driving at the appropriate speed limit on highways.

I said I'd take it back. You know I got the magic bullet in the room right now? Gee, can you stop with that? I didn't even get intro'd yet. Oh, you didn't? No. Dylan's shivery. So when I leave the crib, I usually grab a little something to eat.

But I slept a little bit in this morning, and so I forgot to grab. Yeah, you were fucked up last night. I forgot to grab. I didn't even drink last night. All right. I forgot to grab food. So 45 minutes from now, it's about to be on site with somebody in this room. 35 to 45 minutes from now, I'm going to get hangry as fuck,

and y'all are not going to want me in this room. But I'm going to get hangry as fuck, and y'all are not going to want me in this room. But I'm going to try and push through. Keep drinking that diesel fuel from the coffee machine. That's what I'm going to do. That's an appetite suppressant. That's going to tear your stomach up on an empty. I'll tear your stomach up, bitch. Oh, man.

That was 30 seconds. Like a cock fight? Yeah, you said 30 minutes. That literally took 30 seconds before you started going on site with people. I didn't mean what I said, David. I'm sorry. Thanks for having us over last night, by the way. All right, let's play Smush.

Great Super Bowl with a little shindig. We'll get to that. Chill out, dude. I was just saying thank you to my friend. Why don't you eat a little snack? If I had a snack, I'd eat it. We do need snacks here. Should I go on a snack run?

Why is the magic bullet flexing on all of us right now with a store-bought coffee when we have a coffee machine at the office? This is the, I think this is like the seventh day in a row that I forgot we have a functioning coffee maker. Okay. So I'm just hammering double espresso. I actually bought these before the coffee maker was functional.

Dude, same for the weekend, bro. I had two this weekend. You need to line up that sponsorship. I'm trying, dude. I actually reached out to this company. Don't say the name yet. Don't do what I do and give free ads. I'm the king of free ads.

Yeah, you're a dumbass. Yeah. Hey, can I make a major announcement? This guy. Major announcement alert. Major announcement alert. Dude, it's podcast week. Oh, my God. Dude, there are a lot of rumors swirling about the amount of podcasts we're getting off this week,

and I can confirm that there is a lot. People have been waiting for podcast week to get here. There's going to be some surprises this week that I think people are going to enjoy. Yeah, that was pretty good. Thank you. It wasn't even the button, folks. I mean, it's podcast week. We have a lot going on.

This is the first episode. This is the initial episode of podcast week. It's cool. I feel like we've had those before. It's good to be here, man. Dude, it's February's feb february february that r in there it just doesn't belong does it february so we're doing we're doing doing also black history month what's up yeah yeah shout major shout it's also a leap year this month

how does that work though every four years dog yeah fe February 29th. So we get an extra day? It resets the calendar so it fits in the year. This joke gets done every February on Twitter, but I really enjoy the tweets about how Black History Month is the shortest month. Yeah. I always find that like, I'm like, wow, that's a great point. It is bullshit. It's also the homie's birth month, by the way.

Whoa. That is huge. Yeah. The 19th. He's turning five. He's the 19th? Yeah. Man.

What are we doing for his birthday? I know what I'm doing, but what are y'all doing? Because I'm taking him to the Fiesta Texas. Yeah, are we going to that bouncy palace or what? Yeah, we're going to the trampoline park thing. My invite still has not arrived. I don't know if y'all are getting invites. It might be a family thing plus classmates. Okay. still has not arrived. I don't know if y'all are getting invites. It might be a family

thing plus classmates. Okay. I might be hosting a little shindig at this bouncy house around the same time. You know what we should do? We should all take him out for pizza one day this month. Y'all want to join us? We're going to Fiesta, Texas.

Really? Yeah. He's too sure for the rides, Dave. Don't take him on the Texas Giant. Is that where it is? No, it's the Rattler. The Rattler. I don't even know if they still have the Rattler, but it gave my dad whiplash when I was a kid. True story.

Oh, that's not good. No, whiplash is bad. Sorry, Don. You got to do something. He's all right now. He's good? Yeah. Please just be careful with him at the park, Dave.

Yeah, no, it'll be fine. Okay. Is that a water park, too? No. You're looking for Schlitterbahn. Schlitterbahn. Schlitterbahn is the world-renowned water park in New Braunfels. It's three parks in one.

That's where Wurstfest is, correct? Yeah. Okay. I'm learning my Texas history. Big German influence down there. Geography? Yeah. Why is that? There's probably a story.

A little German settlement. I mean, yeah. Of sorts. Yeah. Why is that? There's probably a story. A little German settlement. I mean, yeah. Of sorts. You dropped on a previous podcast, Dylan, that Austin used to be called Waterloo. Is that correct? That is correct. Why is that?

It's hard to say, man. Those people who first settled here called it Waterloo. Probably because there are rivers here and shit. I don't know. Waterloo is actually the name of my parents' water man yeah water waterloo yeah he would just show up and fix the water and stuff you've got me curious now but i'll look it up and let you know that's dan's uncle's name is he the same waterloo register he's the same guy that does our water you know what that guy's name was bill I never got to say this on the pod.

I don't know. His name was Joe Fox. Wow. The water guy. F-O-X. I feel like he's the type of guy that introduces himself as Joe Fox. That's why I know that. Got it.

Okay. Joe Fox, great to meet you. In 1839, the site was officially chosen as the seventh and final location for the capital of the Republic of Texas. The Republic of Texas. So back when it was a nation. Probably didn't even know that.

I did. It was incorporated under the name Waterloo. Shortly thereafter, the name was changed to Austin in honor of Stephen F. Austin, the father of Texas. So it doesn't really get into the origin of the name Waterloo. Guess what? Since it's podcast week, I'm going to give an unsolicited free ad shout out to our friend KJ. He has a podcast, Our Texas Podcast.

It's just Texas history. There you go. Check it out. There you go. If you're interested. How about that? I don't know if they touch on that, but they should. I'm sure they have.

You got to think they have. It's Texas history they forgot to tell you in the seventh grade. Hosted by Brad and KJ. So they interview all the seventh grade teachers and just find out exactly what they forgot to tell everybody, and they're just relaying that now? You know the highlight of my academic career occurred in seventh grade in Texas history?

What was it? When I was doing reading out of the book and I pronounced the word colonel correctly, and Mr. Browning, probably rest in peace, he stopped me. He goes, you know what? You're the first person all day to pronounce that correctly. Wow. And I was like, dude.

Did the crowd go wild? Did you dab? It was like those two Laker fans with the pump in their fist. Pops the shades off. Dave Boyd's on the other side of the room. People are like, running around. Oh, shit.

Hold me back. Colonel, hold me back. He would also casually sip from a flask in class, and people would be like, what is that? He'd be like, oh, it's cough syrup. It was definitely not cough syrup. Yeah, chill.

I feel like that's a problem. Dude, has he been lean in class? I don't think it was lean. I think that literally is defined as a problem when you're drinking in your seventh grade class. I don't think. It's probably against the rules. Well, back in the day, you know, bourbons, grandpa's cough syrup or whatever. Wow.

I get it. But still, he's getting drunk while watching. Yeah. You know, trying to teach kids. Yeah. History and shit. Hopefully, you know, and that's all speculation. Speculation.

Sure. But yeah, can you imagine being the dumbass who goes colonel or whatever? Colonel? Colonel. Couldn't be me. Colonel Jeffries. Why is it spelled that way?

It doesn't make sense. It doesn't. They need to take the R from February and put it in colonel. Dude, they probably got mixed up. Yeah. Those two words specifically? When they were mapping out that language, they like, yeah, they fucked up.

You hate to see it. Who was mapping out the language? The linguists. Isn't that weird? Like, who comes up with words, you know? Dude, it makes you think. Man, are you high right now? All I know is that GIF guy who doesn't know how to say GIF.

He thinks he can name his own creation and he can't. No, he's allowed to. He's allowed to name his own creation no he's not hasn't he done like i think he said both it's gif and jif just to fuck with people does he say both right does he say does he say yif okay never mind both both yeah both hey do you guys know what you should do when you need red wine at 4 p.m sushi at 9 p.m a breakfast burrito at what you should do when you need red wine at 4 p.m., sushi at 9 p.m., a breakfast burrito at 8 a.m., and ibuprofen at 10 a.m.? Call Postmates. You just Postmate it. Well, you don't call them.

You just pull up the app. It's all right there. Well, you know, call can be used for many things. That's true. All right. Call sign Postmates. I mean, you already know what Postmates is at this point. It's your personal food delivery, grocery delivery, whatever kind of delivery service you want

all year round. I love gross-a-lies. Yeah, why'd I say gross-a-lies? Dude, sometimes with delivering grocery, I just put them together and I call them gross-a-lies. I like that. They just catch on. Yeah. It's kind of just my hangover thing at this point, but

last night, had Sally not whipped up a bunch of food, your boy would have been post mating even though i have like a wing a wing stop like two doors down from us like i probably still would have been ordering stuff on there you have to think uh big game sunday is uh huge for postmates yeah you gotta think when you have all the fellas over for the big game when the big game is on and like let's say you didn't make enough wings or gumbo like you're a total dumbass say the host of your party didn't yeah didn't bring the gift of gumbo no and you're just like what do i do postmates is that the ultimate insult postmating something to somebody else's party that would have been that's how much postmates goes hard if i was

like no thanks for the gumbo dave i'm just gonna postmate this burrito uh i would have respected it i would have talked uh bad behind your back, though. Sure. I get it. Who had the worst bring over to your house last night, me or Dylan? I just bought, store-bought Central Market food. Dude, I liked it. I was just full by the time I had the dip. Dylan brought paper plates. I was invited 30 minutes before the game started.

You guys are idiots for not just postmating the stuff over. No, we had too much food. Why'd you waste your time in lines at the grocery store yesterday when you could have been postmating? Yeah, dude. Save it for the segment, Brett. Just a question. It's true.

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app anything you need anytime you need it postmate it download postmates and save with code circling shall we talk super bowl, what's that? Big game. We can say Super Bowl now because we're not doing an ad read. Oh, okay. Yeah. You guys all watched it together. I'm sorry I wasn't there.

We had plenty of gumbo. I'm going to get ahead of the narrative. How much gumbo do you have left, conservatively? Ten servings. Really? I made double the amount what i made last time because there was there was talk of up to 14 people i think we had like nine or ten so i we had it's always better to have more food and i did some bonus wings as you guys talked about and i went ahead and hit him with the theussies. He sure did. He sure did. I think the brussies were gone, right?

We ate 90% of them. Okay. That's a solid showing. It's on site if there's brussies there. Oh, yeah. People are fighting for them. I made them in mass quantity, and they didn't crisp as much as I wanted.

Doesn't bother me. I'm going to run it back, though. Doesn't bother me. I've made some that are mind-blowing. Really? Yeah. Do you use Dylan's recipe? Patreon only. Don't reveal too much.

It's Dylan's Recipe Plus. My recipe's dope, though. I got a little secret online. It's so advanced. That's what I like about it. Why do you make fun of my shit? How's your New Year's resolution going, by the way? I'm trying to be a healthy one. They're healthy these days. It's going well.

It's going well. This idiot went to the gym before coming over for the big game. Did you shower and stuff? Of course I showered. What a stunt. Put your dirty ass on Dave's couch. He had pants on. Yeah, I wore pants and I showered.

And my pants were clean, so I don't really know what you're talking about, sir. A damn fine spread, though, Dave. Thank you for the very late Invite That I got Well I didn't know When you were coming back No that's cool man

I made my way there It wasn't 30 minutes Before the game No it wasn't It was like an hour and a half Yeah Dave texted me He's like alright

I have to bite the bullet And invite Dylan Just so he doesn't see anything On like people's TLs Is that what he said And then He's like he's not gonna come anywhere I think he's still in Wichita Falls.

And then you responded back and you were like, all right, sounds good. And then it was like, fuck. Dylan's coming over. Dylan's coming through. Bringing the bowls. You know how it is. Yeah, he has to be able to bring the bowls. I did.

No, I really did. We didn't need any other food. Given the short period of time I had to prepare, I couldn't whip up something. It developed the night before, so it's okay. Have you alleviated the drain problem? No, it's going to happen today. So best case scenario when you have people over and you're doing a lot of cooking is for your sink to get clogged right before everybody shows up,

and that's what happened. So I feel pretty blessed about that. Were you just doing dishes like with the hose out back and stuff? No. It looks like junior year of college in our kitchen right now. You love that. And you got that one bad roommate who doesn't clean his shit and just kind of puts it off to the side.

And Alyssa's at work right now. Yeah. So you know that she wants this remedied before she gets home. And it very likely will. She was like pre-complaining about it. Love it. Last night, she was like, this is going to suck tomorrow. It's not that big of a deal, honestly.

I mean, it sucks. Do you know what the culprit was for the clog? Yeah, I'm not going to name names. Do you know what the food or substance might have been? I do. Okay. Really? Yeah.

Name names, dude. Onion peel. Oh, really? Onion skin, yeah. Will that do it? Apparently. Eggshells will do it. Yeah, you never put eggshells down there.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that for a long time. I used to always chop those bitches up. That's why I just eat them. Oh, yeah. I'm a dumbass. I had a roommate, and he was like, Will, are you putting peach pits in the garbage disposal?

I was like, yeah. And the second I said yeah, I was like, man, what am I doing? Why would I be putting peach pits down here? That is a very dumb thing. Yeah. It was foolish, and I don't know why I was doing that at the time, but you live and you learn. Live, laugh, love. Yeah, people was foolish, and I don't know why I was doing that at the time, but you live and you learn. Live, laugh, love.

Yeah, people say that. As far as the actual game goes, it got exciting. Was it good? I didn't watch it. What were you watching? Some old Man U reruns? Yeah, I was watching some highlights from the 2002 World Cup. Yeah. It was good. No, I watched the whole thing from the 2002 World Cup. Yeah, it was good. No, I watched the whole thing, guys.

Come on. Who won in 2002? Was it a Germany win? I think it was Italy. Italy was 06. I'm trying to look it up. There's nothing here. Shootout.

Yeah, you're right. I just watched that. I literally just watched that on the Breckenridge flight, too. Really? Yeah, I don't know. 02? Dude, I was fucking partying at that point. I was eight, so.

Who are you guys cheering for? Chiefs. Oh, Brazil won. I didn't even know that. I wanted Andy Reid to get one. Yeah, I did, too. I did, too. Before the game, I went on record saying I wanted San Francisco.

The second I started watching pregame, I was like, I'm a Chiefs guy right now. All in. Yeah, the utility of Andy Reid plus Mahomes was enough to overcome the Tyreek Hill situation. Yeah. And I was like, okay. Andy Reid's paid his dues. Yeah. He had an electric postgame interview.

And Mahomes, dude, I mean, like, if anything, you got to root for Mahomes because his brother. Because of Jackson? Dude, you got to root for Mahomes because his brother. Because of Jackson? Dude, you got to get, yeah, Jackson. Jackson's electric. He's a content machine. If he does not have a podcast in 2020, he is missing out on the wave. Wow.

Did he pop off on any talks last night? You had to think he was talking. He's getting talks off, I'm sure. I'm sure he was. I don't follow him on talk. Well, you got to think. Do you have talk? No, I don't either.

I'm 36, man. I'm not doing him on talk, but you got to think. Do you have talk? No, I don't either. I'm 36, man. I'm not doing talk. Yeah, I think I might have talk. Club Cool's own Barrett Dudley was there last night, and he brought up a great point about TikTok on how many songs have become huge streaming hits because of bits people are doing on TikTok. That's fair.

Yeah. Yeah. I got to get on there. We have a circling back one. That's where I put the Country Boy Will one. It's private, though. You can't look at that one. That still haunts me, that video.

Why? Some people are getting a little free with it on the timeline, and I don't like that. Those screenshots are still paywall. No, she asked permission, and I took too long to give her her permission so she used a different photo but i did give her permission to use it if she needs to during implied consent eh yeah okay but i don't appreciate uh people putting that on the timeline without talking to me first wow my dms are open you can ask wow are there any highlights from the

super bowl for you guys mine was the halftime show. Honestly, there was a moment where I was kind of rooting for San Francisco in that I thought that that Harvard fullback who scored their

first touchdown, I was like, there's a chance he could be the MVP because he almost scored a kid. Yeah. And I was like,

dude, that's just, you want a fullback. It's like content for days for PFT. Oh, yeah. Harvard guy, right? I have that correct.

Juszczyk. Juszczyk. Kyle Juszczyk. Kyle Juszczyk. Love it. Good dude. You know him? Yeah.

Really? Like boys boys? No, not boys boys, but like met him. Through your ex-employer? No, through a friend who went to Harvard and played football. Oh, I get it. You got a friend who went to Harvard. Cool, man.

Smart guy. Fucking smart guy. Wow. Fucking smart guy. What did you think of the Boston accent commercial? It was really good. Pretty good. Is that the one that John Krasinski was in?

Jim Halpert. He is a snack. People were saying that he is the hottest guy at this moment. I mean, he was next to Chris Evans in the commercial. Spare me. He was hotter than Chris Evans? He made Chris Evans. Okay, here's the take.

Chris Evans isn't that hot. Okay. He's Captain America, sir. John Krasinski is hotter than Chris Evans, but Chris Evans, I've never really understood why girls think he's such a hot guy. Chris Evans doesn't have the it factor. Randy, can you do something with that, please? Thank you. What is Jim Halpert season one of The Office?

He's like a four and a half or a five. He's got that terrible hair. He's not in good shape. Now he's a 9.9. I don't get it. Well, dude, he went through buds. He's a Navy SEAL now. He is Jack Ryan.

That's a glow up, man, if I've ever seen one. He's a SEAL, and now he does nothing but Jack Ryan shit. His hair is just... He's an operator. Great head of hair. Dude, his beard looks strong. He's just... He's got me questioning everything right now. Dylan, you're hotter than Chris Evans.

Wow. I'm scrolling photos right now. You're better looking than Chris Evans is. Wow, thank you. You just beat out Captain America. He grows a fuller beard, but he's got a butthead face. I will compare. He doesn't have a butthead.

He's just a jitterhead. He grows a fuller beard, but he's got butthead face. I will compare. He doesn't have a butthead. He's got butthead face. He's like a guy who would have been prom king in the late 50s in middle America. I'm going to need that clip cut. He's that kind of hot. Quarterback.

I just don't think he's that hot. Randy, cut that clip, please. Let me say this. I'm not afraid to call dudes hot. Chris Evans is pretty bad on my radar. Krasinski standing next to Evans is like that time I took a photo with Chandler Parsons. It's exactly like that. You're Chris Evans.

I'm Chris. You think Chris Evans is mad at his agent today? Like, how could you put me next to him? He's like, dude, you set me up for failure. What are you doing? Chris Evans is on Twitter searching his name, and everyone's just talking about Krasinski. I'm like, god damn it, dude. I don't think Chris Evans is going into that commercial thinking he's going to get outshined by Jim Halpert.

Right. But he did. He's fucking Captain America. I've been watching more and more like late season Office lately because it's been on. It's been on a lot. Sally puts on like Comedy Central like while we're making dinner or something. And I'm not a big fan of this move, but like I'm not loving it. It's pretty funny.

Who are you talking about? It's still funnier than most TV shows, but like compared to michael scott on it just stinks what show were you talking late season office late seasons oh yeah i mean it is what it is michael scott it's too weird it's still funny though it's still entertaining who's the who's the dude the strapping young lad with the dark hair that played spider-man and he he was also in the social network. Tobey Maguire? No, no, no. Oh, Eduardo.

John Krasinski's kind of looking like him right now. What the fuck's his name? Good looking dude, though. Good looking dude. Yeah. He was the friend in social network, not Zuck. Andrew Garfield? Yes.

Yeah. I don't see it. You don't even know who we're talking about. He's not that great looking of a guy. You literally don't know. I feel like I could punch this dude's head right off of his neck. He's a little twerp, isn't he? You're saying that you could punch him so hard that his head would just fly off of his neck.

This guy? This guy stinks. He's ugly. His images don't give him credit. This guy's a six, man. Get him out of my face. How many podcasts out there are doing Super Bowl reviews where we're just talking about guy stinks he's ugly his images don't give him this guy's also six man dude how many how many podcasts out there are doing super bowl okay super bowl reviews where we're just talking about whether or not dudes are hot i would not hook up with this dude you're you know what i i might have

i gotta are you on record saying that i'm on record saying we would not hook up so he's he's not in the celebrity pantheon of guys that like if they lean in for a kiss you're like all right i guess i have to do this we're at a cocktail bar. He approaches me. He puts some moves on. He's like, what do you mean? You want to make out a little bit? I'm like, nah, I'm not going to do it, Andrew. You wouldn't most him?

I wouldn't most this guy. At the stiff cocktail? Halpert walks up. That's a different story. You're mosting Jim Halpert. Oh, yeah. Speaking of mosting, man, Mostert. Wow.

Wow. Could have used some more touches in the second half, huh? Yep. Wow. Very much so. I'll tell you what. I tied it together. That was a good tie together.

I really don't have any takes on the actual game. Mahomes was pretty meh, but he did it when it counted. In the first half, they clearly had watched Lions tape to get a hold of Mahomes. Meh may be a little strong, but those two picks were definitely both on him. Oh, yeah. Did he look slow yesterday? I kept finding myself being like, what is wrong with Mahomes?

He shouldn't be running. I think San Francisco might just be fast. He's sneaky, not a fast guy, though. He puts out fast guy vibes, though. He's in the tool threat label sometimes, but he's really not. He looked like Aaron Rodgers to me, kind of just running around trying to improvise. He is somewhere between Lamar and Dak on speed.

Wow. Okay. He's faster than Dak. Lamar's crazy fast. Is he faster than Dak? I don't know. He's got to be faster than Dak. Dak's thicker than Mahomes.

What does Dak weigh? 240? 230? You know? They're not really forthright with those things. You can't even look it up, man. I'll ask a question. How many big boy stacks you put on the game last night?

They put all the stacks. All the big boy stacks. Man, I lost like 10 stacks on the coin flip. No, didn't you say you hedged the coin flip? But I made 10 stacks on the coin flip. No, didn't you say you hedged the coin flip? But I made 10 stacks on the coin flip. Yeah, he hedged his coin flip bet. Really? I put like half on heads and half on tails.

So you just lost and won a shit ton of money all at once. That was crazy. I love that. To zero some game. I love that. Were you guys timing the national anthem? I kind of was. I must have had a weird bookie, though.

Because I took the over, but it was like seven minutes. So I lost a lot of stacks on that. Yeah. Who gave you a seven-minute over? No one's doing seven minutes. I don't know, dude. Demi would have had to have a heart attack. My buddy's cousin.

My buddy's cousin. Scott Rocco. In late trials? Yeah. She went quick. It was a fast one. Yeah. She buddy's cousin. Scott Rocco. In late trials? Yeah. She went quick. It was a fast one. Yeah. She went real quick.

She did a good job. I'm a Demi fan. I thought the music was a little loud. They should have turned down the levels a little bit. She's got pipes, Blair. She's got pipes. Oh, yeah. Can I give a flyover critique?

Yeah. Too high. Way too high. I want like 50 feet above the stadium roof. I don't think they can do that. Oh, you're critiquing the flyover? Yes. I thought you meant you're giving like your bird's eye view analysis of it.

I'm going to go ahead and venture to say there's a very good reason they don't fly that low. I'm sure there is. You can't bust the tower. But you can't be 1,600 feet above the stadium. You don't want to be popping eardrums up in the mezzanine. Are you telling me if your eardrums got popped, you would be like, oh, this sucks? If they were to get popped, I want to be by an F-35. Honestly, in that situation.

But I don't want them to get popped at the same time. They had the timing down, and that's all that matters. It wasn't like she had to hold the note. That's always impressive to me. UT, LSU, they didn't have the timing down and shit hit the fan like it the it was like 30 seconds after the national anthem like they had the flyover which was i mean i'm never gonna turn down a flyover dude but i love the late flyover because it's like you think it's not happening then all of a sudden whoa nothing gets me pumped up like

a flyover so a little fun fact uh when they do opening day or any kind of flyover in Arlington, so Rangers, ballpark, or Cowboy Stadium, the flight pattern when they circle is kind of over southwest Dallas County, so Duncanville. So I'll go outside and look, and there's just jets just circling, and it's just tight. It's almost better than the flyover. You get to just watch them in a holding pattern. It's lit, dude.

It is lit. It is lit. I love a jet, him in a holding pattern. It's lit, dude. It is lit. It is lit. I love a jet, man. Love a jet. I'm a big jet guy. Especially a fighter one. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you see... You good, Dylan? Yeah. There was a critique of the Rose Bowl flyover because they used a stealth bomber and some people were like nobody can hear it they still make noise

what are you talking about well I know that's the point it's like a hybrid though yeah that's the thing about a stealth bomber it's green friendly

part of our green initiative my hybrid's green friendly you hit a lot of greens with your you're talking about here yeah i've been at uh an apache helicopter flyover before in a texas football game it was kind of meh compared to the jets you know you get to see it for longer though yeah. Yeah, but you don't get the sound of the jet engine above your head. Right. It's just like, oh, cool. I've seen helicopters before, and then they move on. Okay.

Dylan, not impressed with the Apache. Apache, it is the deadliest weapon in the air. No, I'm not saying it's not a dope-ass piece of machinery. I'm just saying I would prefer an F-35 flying over my head. Is that fair? You know what they should have done? Is it fair, Brad? I'll give you that.

All right. Instead of a flyover. Someone get this guy a granola bar. Instead of a flyover, they should have just had Elon drive the Tesla truck through the middle of the stadium. That'd be tight. It's a musk over. That would have been lit. It's a musk over?

You hear me. Can we talk about the halftime show? Yeah. A lot of people. I was very excited for this halftime show before it even began for numerous reasons. Mainly the hips. Well, they don't lie. Yeah.

Dude, a lot of people H on the TL last night. Yes. A lot of prominent. Jeb. Luca. Everybody was horny on the timeline. Give Luca a break. He's 20.

Wilbon, did you see his tweet? Yeah, why don't you keep it in your pants, Wilbon? Holy shit. What'd he say? It just echoed the same sentiments, like best halftime show ever, and he's even compared it to Prince, which, I mean, come on, dude. Prince is dearly departed. I was watching.

Come on, dude. Prince is dearly departed. I was watching. He said, best Super Bowl halftime show ever, dot, dot, dot, by far, dot, dot, dot. And I'm a Prince fanatic, dot, dot, dot. But this is unequaled. The dot, dot, dots make it way creepier. You got to chill with the dot, dot, dots. Yeah, it's like he's taking deep breaths.

Like, oh, this is the best. Who was the atheist on the TL last night? I think Jeb. Jeb. You got to think it was Jeb. Got to. Because you forgot think Jeb. Jeb. You got to think it was Jeb. Got to. Because you forgot about Jeb. And then all of a sudden you're like,

oh, Jeb's still around and apparently libido's looking good. Please clap. And they did. They clapped him cheekily. I wanted Pitbull out there as much as anybody did. And the fact that we didn't get him didn't even make a difference.

I was fine with that. I was very happy. Barrett schooled us about the guy who did perform. Very popular. The Pitbull knockoff guy. I've never heard of him. Oh, you're going to get in trouble for that. He has like six times the following of Pitbull on Instagram.

21 million. Dude. This is the second dude. I know Bad Bunny. I didn't know the second dude. Yeah, the other guy. Not Bad Bunny. Jay Balvin, right? His name Jay Balvin other guy, not Bad Bunny. J Balvin, right?

His name J Balvin? Yeah, J Balvin. J Balvin? Yeah, fucks that guy. I don't, like, I'll be clear. I didn't know who they were when they came on. Dude, the fact that Shakira was actually singing too made that so much better. Shut up.

Dude, she was killing it. At one point she was just running across the stage while her voice was going and just had the mic in her hand. She didn't get fucked. I'll just say it. No one's there to hear her voice. If I got to take one or the other, I'm taking Shakira after last night. Ooh. I'm not.

J-Lo, I thought she crushed it. Choreographically, I thought Shakira murdered it. But J-Lo, she had the producers on her side where they were like, alright. Shakira's opening for J-Lo right now. Yeah, they designed it so that J-Lo was going to beat Shakira. Shakira opened and then

gave J-Lo the queen entrance. They did. They did. And I wonder how that was for Shakira's ego. I bet worldwide Shakira's bigger than J-Lo. but in the U.S., probably not. That might be fair. J Balvin has 35.9 million followers. He's not an ESPN anchor?

No. He's the guy who performed last night. Pitbull has. Let's check it out. I'm going to say seven. Yeah. 7.9. So eight. So this guy's apparently say 7. Yeah. 7.9. So, 8.

So, this guy's apparently pretty big. Yeah. J Balvin. Never heard of him. I will say this. I didn't see J-Lo playing guitar or playing drums. Wow. You know who did play or fake play?

Shakira. Shakira's drumming was just electric. She was killing it. Yeah. She looked like the robot the robot at chucky cheese like the the gorilla that's just over there just i heard that wasn't even choreographed she was like no let me get behind the drum kit she just kicked that dude off like hey did you would you uh think of the tweets that everybody had with the when she did the mouth thing yeah

still showing up on my tl yeah and i think i've only seen swings and misses yeah we were talking about trying to think of one myself i couldn't do it didn't have one that was worthy of the tl i thought of one but it was very it was aggressively pervy and that was kind of the joke and i didn't want to put it on my my tl you should have put it on the circling back tl no it would have it could have tanked us so i guess guess that's a very normal thing to do. What? The mouth thing that she did. Normal for whom?

What did that mouth do? So I need to look up the logistics of this so I don't mess anything up. But in – Get this guy a sandwich. I thought she was just like purely Colombian. And apparently she's much more like mixed than I thought she was just purely Colombian. And apparently she's much more mixed than I thought. And that is something that... I'm botching this.

I'm so sorry. No, no, keep going. No, I got to look it up. Just run this car right off the freaking road. I want something else. I'm going to get the facts. All right, you get to the bottom of it. Facts only on this.

Speaking of bottom, big night for Crotch last night. Crotch had a moment. It was the crotchiest night i've seen on network television in a minute i've never seen so much crotch i was i was thinking like x-pac and triple h were gonna walk out and just start chopping just oh yeah but they didn't doing the crotch that would have been tight if dx came out like heartbreak kid comes out yeah you gotta think do you think that was planned or do you think because i don't know it was just it was very in your face jlo's especially it was like a a sliding crotch to the camera i guess it was planned if she did it but i guess crotch is making a comeback

crotch is having a moment they're never leave yeah no crotch never left dude crotch is making a comeback. Crotch is having a moment. Did it ever leave? Yeah. No, Crotch never left, dude. Crotch is in right now. Will, you got your shit together? No, man. I'm botching this. I'm botching this. It's all right, man. Give us like a...

Just like a CliffsNotes. Yeah. Just paraphrase. I don't know if she's like... No, I'm going to botch it, and I don't want to. I don't want to botch this is this your attention gonna get you canceled because if so then don't no i just i think you're botching it more by saying that what you're botching it apparently apparently in the culture

that i'm i'm having trouble placing right now that she is a part of that is a very common thing to do as like a celebratory i'm having fun thing but white people like us don't know that because we are not a part of that culture that's what i do and i'm having fun like we've never been to a wedding where that people are doing that because like we're just cookie cutter lame dude that's going to be the next um soccer celebration like you'd run you slide and then you just do the if they had that on FIFA, I'd be doing that right now. I'm going to start doing that after I land like some killer jokes on spooky season.

I'm just going to like look at y'all and just do it. Spooky season coming back. No, I'm just saying, Brett, maybe. So this note said it's a middle Eastern tradition that they do at weddings and parties.

Ooh, she got a little middle Eastern. I don't know. Dude, now I'm aging on the podcast. I'm sorry. Her husband is a soccer player, and he's Spanish. Who? Gerard Piquet.

Oh, yeah. He plays for Barcelona. He's 33. She's 43. They got a 10-year age difference. I don't care about that at all. Age ain't nothing but a number, baby. That's right, dude.

Either way, you're dealing with a she-wolf. In the closet. It's called the Zagruta. I'm not sure. It's Arabic, and it's an expression for excitement in some cultures, especially in Middle Eastern cultures. People say that this podcast doesn't teach anything. It's a waste of time.

I'm sorry it took me so long to get there, guys. I'm sorry it took me so long to get there. What you did there had integrity. Like me, I would have just went with it and botched it. I didn't want to say it's from another culture and mess it up, but that's what she did. You can't mess up other cultures, Dylan. I was really excited when she did the Africa song.

I didn't think we were going to get that. She didn't say Africa, though. I know. They changed the lyrics, but I didn't care. Like I'm not there for the lyrics. I'm there for like just the beat. What is the Africa song? It was the World Cup anthem at one point. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one's from Africa. Why did she change the lyrics? Probably because I don't think the Super Bowl was for Africa. What did she change it to? I don't know. It was foreign. I think she just kind of said, like, ha-ha, instead of something. Instead of saying words, she kind of did, like, ha-ha.

She just laughed? Dude, you crushed that. We have to run that one back. SheWolf, though, will always go. Yeah. She has hits. There were so many hits last night. I was watching it with Micah, and I told Micah, I was like, this is a hit fest, like one after another. And then at the end of it, he was like, eh, it didn't really do much for me.

He didn't like the halftime show. I was like, dude, shut up. People already are mad at him. I told him, I was like, get out of my apartment, dude. You don't come in here and slander J-Lo and Shakira on the IRL TL. I'll slander J-Lo right now, though. Why not bring Ja out? No Ja?

Did you think there was any chance that Ja was coming out for I'm Real? There's no way. But they did tease it. I don't know if it was I'm Real, whatever. Maybe it was. They went into like two seconds of a one of her uh murder ink hits she did with them but you heard jaw did you they played his audio for a second and i was like wait he's not there is he you can't bring jaw out if you brought jaw not mr 305 out, I think there would be a riot. Yes. Mr. Worldwide?

Yeah. Pitbull? Yeah. J Balvin. Any commercials stand out to you guys? Yeah, all of them were just epic. The Google one had people talking. You know what?

People crying. Yeah, it's weird watching that in a room full of your pals. And you realize immediately, like, oh, this is not a fun one. This is a very serious one. Yeah. Did anyone cry at the rough party? I cried a little bit into the gumbo. Yeah?

Honestly, the... Is that your secret ingredient? Yeah, my tears. The Jim Halpert commercial may have been one of my faves. Just because he was so hot. Captain America. I saw it before. I thought the Bill Murray commercial was actually pretty good.

Bill Murray one was good. Pretty good. Pretty good. That was always going to play, though. What was he carrying? I don't remember. It was like an animal. I'm not sure.

It was a groundhog. Have you ever seen Groundhog Day? Oh, I thought he was carrying something physical. Not just like a groundhog. Is that a teddy shirt joke? Not a gopher? Groundhog Day. It was a Groundhog Day.

Have you never seen Groundhog Day? No. Great movie. It is a good movie. I think it's a... It's not overrated. Don't. It's a little something.

I don't think it's overrated. You said it, not me. Oh, it's really funny, man. That's a good movie. It is. It is. I just... It's not that rewatchable for me.

Maybe because like... The premise? Yeah. It's a very clever movie They don't make movies Like that anymore Now they just want to Remake Groundhog's Day

And that's my scathing I believe you are Saying it wrong On cinema I think it's just Groundhog Day Not hogs I need to fix that

I don't care You should I ride for all the groundhogs Not just Punxsutawney Phil Is the actual holiday Or like the event Is it Groundhog Day Yes both are Just called Groundhog Day.

You're just a big Hog Day guy, aren't you? No, I'm not. Confirmed. I'm right. If you keep correcting me and talking shit, I'm going to put your hog in the ground. Do it, bitch. I'm right here. Okay.

Okay. I'm out of coffee, so I'm going hungrier what was everyone's super bowl mvp i'll start mine was uh kyle shanahan the losing head coach yeah mainly because um it just it occurred to me last night and this is very niche and specific but he puts off major kendall bryles vibes dude fucking uh chad's tweet. Do you see Chad's tweet? Hashtag? Kendall Roy? Yeah, do you mean Kendall Roy?

No, I mean Kendall Bryles, but Kendall Roy is accurate as well. Yeah, Chad put out a tweet, and he's like, I've been thinking about this. And I've been thinking about the tweet that Chad did ever since Chad sent it. Yeah, it's very accurate. No, Kendall Bryles, son of the much maligned Art Bryles, is OC now at Arkansas? Don't love that Kendall Bryles spells his name with one L. Very obnoxious, very punchable.

But anyway, weirdly, my brother-in-law spells his. He's Kendall. He spells with one L. He listens, too. Hey, shouts to Dylan's brother-in-law, Kendall. That's my dude right there. It's too late. That's my guy.

You're going to hear it from him. I just, sorry, as someone named Will, it aggravates me when people spell Will with one L. Well, we may have just lost a listener. No, no. And he's very close to me. He knows I got nothing but love for him. Well, I don't know if he knows that anymore.

He's exempt. He's exempt. They both have the. I'm sorry. I love you still. They both go at the flat brim. They both kind of look like they were like, they probably peaked in 2009.

And oddly, they both were wide receivers for the University of Texas at some point in their career. You know what Browse was? Yeah. Did not know that. Yeah, I think he transferred out. I don't think he ever played. Mack recruited him.

Oh. How about that? Fun facts. Really fun. So, yeah, I guess he was my MVP. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. I guess he was my MVP. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. Whatever.

Who was my MVP? I don't even know. Damien. Honestly, Jim Halpert, maybe. Oh. My MVP. That's fair. Yeah.

I just can't stop thinking about him. Yeah, dude, chill. What do you think of... No major moments with Buck or Aikman. They're pretty by the book. They did what they needed to do. There were a couple moments where I wish we had Tony and Jim, though. Oh, that second-to-last touchdown?

Touchdown, that was like a centimeter either out of bounds or at the goal line. We would have had full Romo-gasm. Full Romo-gasm. Call me crazy, that wasn't a touchdown, right? Not enough to overturn it. I don't think so but yeah it just didn't feel like one to me i was like wait you can't you can't give this i really really wanted it to not be i wanted it to be one but i didn't think it was i did not only because i wanted to see what andy reed would do in fourth down like you've got to go for it you have to go fourth and an inch like you go for it down by three at that point?

Yes, I believe so. Okay. I don't know. But that's perfect Andy Reid situation. Yeah. He would have kicked a field goal. You think? It's Andy Reid.

You can't. Those decisions just don't compute in his brain. Is he a by-the-book guy? He doesn't read the next gen? Oh, he's a terrible clock manager. So is Kyle Shanahan. Yeah, true. He was the OC, by the way, for the Falcons.

He was? When they got... Oh, damn. So he's been on the wrong end of two... Two horrendous defeats. I would call this one horrendous. It's the Chiefs. Ten points. Ten-point difference with, what, seven and a half minutes?

Compared to what the Chiefs did to Houston, it doesn't look that bad. They said the 49ers had a 96% chance of winning that game last night with seven minutes left. Saw that. I feel like that's too high. That is definitely too high. Especially when you factor in Mahomes. Right.

Maybe a 75, 80, but 96 is way too high. Where's everybody staying on Travis Kelsey? He's going to be insufferable for the next eight months. He's a great football player, but he's a douche. Yeah, I want to punch him in the face. Is he a Gronk.0? He wants to be. He might be worse than Gronk.

Why is he so annoying? What do you mean worse than? Gronk's a likable character. Yeah, but Gronk's a little, like during the Patriots years when, you know, everybody hates the Patriots, like he was a little bit like, all right, we get it, dude. You're going to take your shirt off at the club. But he's just a big, dumb idiot, and we love him.

I know. At no point have I ever turned on Gronk. Kelsey's like, fuck you. Yeah. To be clear, I support Gronk in all of his ventures. Okay. Best of luck in future endeavors. He launches a new CBD product every year.

Minus his New Year's Eve appearance. What was that? He was on with Steve Harvey. He spiked the Lego head. It was the most awkward television. He was clearly hammered. Steve Harvey was not prepared for it. No, and Steve Harvey made some comments.

Damn it. I wish I would have seen that. It was very awkward. It was cringe, I would say. I was watching Stormzy perform in Scotland. Big change, man. Was it Mento? Yeah, it actually was.

You actually went to a Stormzy concert? No, no. He was performing on their big New Year's celebration, which was a big deal. Apparently they have very cookie-cutter acts, so having a rapper was like, what's going on? This is crazy.

Got it. Any, any closing thoughts on this, uh, Superbowl? Cool. I'm not going to say it was the best halftime show of all time, but it was top three for me.

Definitely top three, top three for sure. Anyone saying that it wasn't good. It's just an idiot. Yeah, it was good. It was very entertaining. Two relatively,

uh, like snoozy games in a row. Last year with New England and L.A. And this year with this game. It just didn't do it for me in a football standpoint. Fourth quarter was exciting. Fourth quarter was good. But up until then, it was just kind of...

Garoppolo had a chance, man. Yep. He missed it. Yep. He missed it. Yeah. Happy for Pat missed it. Yeah. Happy for Pat Mahomes. I would like to see him, you know, go on a little bit of a run.

Not going to happen. Lions coming next season. If it's not the boys, of course. Then I'd like to see Pat win a few. You got to think Chimmy's last night in Lubbock was. You got to think it was a place to be. Yeah. Those marks just flowing.

A lot of Mahomes jerseys in Austin. I was out and about yesterday, and I saw a lot of KC fans. A lot of Mahomes jerseys in Breckenridge on the mountain. Really? Yes. I've never seen so many Kansas City Chiefs fans just, like, repping. Yep. Shout.

Dude, shout out to the state of Kansas. Dude, yeah. I love that he just deleted it and just went back, and it's just like, eh, all right. Do you think he copied the original tweet and then deleted it and then went back? I wish he would have left it. It's fine.

How does that happen? He should have sent both tweets to cater to both states. Yeah. You definitely do it for Missouri. Missouri is a swing state, so you've got to think about that. Kansas, they're not going blue. They're not going blue. He ain't losing Kansas.

He didn't really need to shout them out. You know what I did after the game last night? I went into my bathroom, took out my electric toothbrush and started brushing my teeth. It was quip. That's the best way to close a Super Bowl, man. It is, man. You got to leave that mouth feeling fresh. Oh yeah. Quip, the makers of the Quip electric toothbrush want you to know one single discovery that matters most for your dental care. It's simply this. If you have good habits, you are good. Oh yeah. You used to have trash habits, right? I wouldn't call them trash, but I've definitely gotten much better habits since I got my quip. Are you brushing for two minutes?

You know I am, dude. It's got the every 30 seconds, it gives you the little pulse. It's like you got to switch it up, dog. Let me ask you this. Are you doing it twice a day? For the most part, yeah. Are you flossing regularly? You know what? Talking about with your teeth, not doing the dance. No. I get it. Can you actually floss? You're asking me so many questions. Sorry. It's rapid fire, dude. Get back to the read. Well, dude, I mean, these guys have sensitive sonic vibrations.

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Quip, the good habits company. Major shouts. Hey, since Dave had to step out for a sec, do you guys want to give your takes on his gumbo before he gets in here? He's trash, dude. Oh, hey, Dave. Whoa, hey, Dave. Oh, what a sec, do you guys want to give your takes on his gumbo before he gets in here? He's trash, dude. Oh, hey, Dave. Whoa, hey, Dave. Oh, what's up, dude?

Welcome back, dude. Oh, dude. How was that tinky, man? Great. That coffee went through me, though. Hey, Dave, can we talk about the gumbo mafia? Dude, gumbo mafia is coming from my neck. Why?

Because you said Panay Ron? No. Dude, we're not talking about that unless it's on a Patreon podcast. It's a Patreon only. Panay Wal, got it. Now you're still saying it wrong, but that's okay. No, it turns out if you try to cook some gumbo for your friends, some bonus gumbo some might say,

people want to, and you want to post a photo, let people know what you did, people will chirp at you, say, look, it's not gumbo. Clearly not gumbo. Are we look, it's not gumbo. Clearly not gumbo. Are we doing it? Definitely not gumbo. These are all things that I've received. Is this a segment of...

Yeah. It's like a cross between and steam. We don't need steam, but I'm just saying I could steam. What were the issues with it? You know, nobody really gets to the merits of it. I mean, there's arguments about whether tomatoes belong in gumbo. I think your traditionalists will say no, but I was informed by a listener that there's kind of a modern trend.

It's like an influence of Spanish culture, so the tomatoes get put in there and it's okay. It's like a mix, a blending of Cajun and Spanish. I don't know. This is all stuff that's news to me, but the real story here is people who just want to hit me with a... I'm looking at your gumbo. It looks like gumbo to me.

I'm looking at it at DC Rough on Instagram. I'm looking at it from the account Will DeFreeze on Instagram. Okay. Thank you. Looks like gumbo to from the account WillDeFreeze on Instagram. Okay. Thank you. Looks like gumbo to me. Tasted like gumbo to me. Why wouldn't this be gumbo? I don't know. Maybe the chicken. Some people don't do chicken

in gumbo. We do shredded chicken in our gumbo. I don't know. I thought it was pretty good. It was good and it was very generous of you to make gumbo for everybody, Dave. I'm having it for lunch. I've got a ton left. I have no complaints over here. I want to try your gumbo.

I had Sally's gumbo for lunch yesterday, so I might make a pit stop at the Rough Residence and just eat a bowl of gumbo. It just hit me that I can't use my sink, so I don't really want to go use any dishes. So I'm going to have to— Do you have any any bowls for Dylan? Yeah, dude. I brought the get the bowls to you. Specifically paper ones.

That's true. Did you do fresh okra or frozen? Fresh. Okay. Shrimp? No, I did not do shrimp. Sally doesn't do shrimp in ours. I like shrimp.

I think I might start asking for shrimp. It does immediately make your gumbo more expensive. What are you doing, gumbo, man? You can't factor in price. I did like the, was it sausage you put in, gumbo? Andouille. Yeah, that was very good andouille. Sausage.

Yeah, that's the brand that I go to. I don't know. I would love to give them a free shout-out, but I don't know which one it is. I just know what it looks like. We'll say this on the wings. I bought the whole wing, and you have to cut off, like, the wingette, and you have to split them, and that's a pain in the ass. My hand is very sore today from doing that.

Really? Yeah, but they're very meaty. Do you want some CBD stuff to put on it right now? I'm already gone off of it right now. Okay. I put some in my coffee. Everyone knows I've been having tendonitis lately. How's that going?

It's going well. I've been treating it a lot. I've been icing it, taking ibuprofen. They say the rice method. How'd that happen? I don't know, man. Honestly, the new Peloton's probably not helping. I've been playing hella FIFA lately.

Yeah, people say riding an indoor bike is really hard on your wrist. It is. You're pushing down on it pretty hard. You're not supposed to, but I'm not in the best shape, so I have to rely on my wrist a little bit. By the way, Sally just finished her Peloton workout. I'm aware. I'm aware.

Yeah. Good for her. Major shouts. Yeah, so hey guys If you got some constructive criticism That's fine You want to hit me back One guy he did come in kind of hot

Then he hit me with his recipe And I'm going to try it It looks great I'll tell you what It's the people who want to come in And throw like a haymaker Putting a picture of something you've cooked Up on the TL

It's a risky move I deserve the blowback Because I have been critical of other people. Yeah, well, it's risky because people are very outspoken about foods, and their way is always the best way, and they will let you know. A lot of people were upset that I didn't air fry the wings. They'll let you know. But when you're cooking for the fellas and the lassies,

you've got to go with what you know and i had to put them on the trigger no one even knows how air fryers work anyway so that's the thing yeah it is a thing i can't just like have people like how did you prepare these i'm like what fried the air yeah big what it's like i don't trust that he's cooked there's some kind of voodoo it was voodoo seasoning shout out me out Meat Church. Wow. Damn. I watched Dave pull trade last night outside in his golf practice facility. It was a sight. It was like when a guy's in his element, you just know. You got to.

You're watching a quarterback who just knows what he's doing, the two-minute warning. You got to see the At DC Rough Swing Academy in person. I did. There's also a 7-iron out there. It's an old Callaway 7-iron. Why are you hitting 7-irons in your backyard? And I've got one of those little mats, like a tiny mat,

and I just take practice swings when I'm letting Randy out. Keeps my game, you know, my swing in check. It's tight. It's a perfect yard for a wiffle ball field. Let's do it. I would love to do a little home run derby. Yeah. Better invite me, dog.

No. No, I'm coming. Wait. The home run derby? Do the home run derby. Okay. Yeah. Did we talk about Baby Nut yet?

No, if you want to talk Baby Nut. Sally asked me a couple days ago, she's like, why'd they kill off Mr. Peanut? And I was like, publicity stunt. They're obviously bringing him back. And I didn't even think about the Super Bowl being. Well played, because they got people talking. I guess.

Well played. I guess. But at no point was I like, oh man, rest in peace, Mr. Peanut. No, but it was just obviously to set up the Baby Nut reveal. It worked. People were talking. A lot of crossover last night. Like multiple brands in a

commercial? Mostly just because it was P&G, which has multiple brands under its umbrella. There you go. Smart guy over here. Make sure if you have a take that you want us to see. That's the biz dev take you want. Yeah. Hashtag baby nut so we can see it.

They used to... Never mind. What? What? I said they called you that at some point. Like, what are... I actually had a tweet ready from Circling Back saying they used to call me baby with, like, N

and then, like the the dash dash and said oh never mind but then i was like do i really want to like yeah you make those jokes from from this account well come on man i know i know don't use it as your burner i know i did i didn't send the tweet hey why did why did your other burner get banned? It wasn't my burner, dude. I know. It was the official sanction account of Wilma. But why did he get banned? Yeah, I mean, I think my tweet said it all. Bad boys, bad boys, what you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you? But that doesn't answer the question.

What'd you do? Dude, it's really annoying because the neighbors, they have this noise ordinance. And I tell them, I'm like, dude, we're not going to turn down the reggae tone during the super bowl and like during the halftime none of this matters on twitter i know but and so like they started reporting my tweets and stuff and trying to like really get it go go up my neck for that and so yeah wilmonds 420 got banned god bad boy shit you hate to see it but like honestly it makes sense sense. Do you not know? That makes literally no sense. Is there a real Wilmonds that's like, oh, this dude's infringing? Dude, hard to say.

Currently, Wilmonds420 on Twitter is banned. It's too bad. Dude, you're going to do a lot with that account. The account has been suspended, Dylan. But for what reason? Dude, I mean, I don't know. There's rumors that we had a baby drinking a Red Stripe last Sunday. That's not it.

And the police were like, hey, we're shutting it down. Is it because you started hashtag baby nut? No, I did not start hashtag baby nut. Honestly, I can't speak to the actual reason it was suspended because we're currently in legal proceedings, and if I speak on it, I could jeopardize all of that. Well, Wilmots are still popping off i know that the actual it's kind of got a speakeasy vibe right now because we're not

supposed to be serving alcohol but like kind of i'm looking the other way who's your social media coordinator uh i'm not at liberty to discuss it is it kill shot it's not Killshot. But I have a meeting scheduled with them later today regarding the suspension. Twitter itself? With Jack? Jack, me, and the intern are sitting down. And we're going to talk through this and we're going to see. What, me? Wow.

Yep. So that's that. Man, that's bad boy shit, dude. I'm impressed. What's the password to get into Wilmot right now? Speak easy. that's bad boy shit, dude. I'm impressed. What's the password to get into Wilmot's right now? Speak easy. It's herpes monkeys.

Oh. Oh, geez. Now here's a story that Dylan's been trying to get us to talk about. I don't think that's accurate. You guys hear about these monkeys? No. Dude, roving bands of herpes ridden monkeys are now roaming northeast Florida. I guess I didn't realize northeast Florida had monkeys. Do they escape from somewhere?

I mean, do you know what's hilarious about this? That monkeys have herpes? I didn't know there were monkeys native to the U.S. at all, period. They're probably not. Hard to say. I mean, are you guys aware of what type of monkey have the herpes here? No. You can't make this up.

They're macaques. All right. Oh, man. Come on. I'm not kidding. How do you spell that? I need to look it up. M-A-C-A-Q-U-E.

The only reason I know about the macaque is because of the wild boys. As you know, nobody is wilder than the wild boys, David. Nobody. They had macaques on their show, I think, more than once, and they would make several macaques on their show i think more than once and they would make several macaque jokes did y'all see the monkeys on the to yesterday that they put like a like a dummy monkey in with the family and they realized there was like this they videotaped it and they look like the macaques monkeys and like they they go through this whole grieving process because

they think it's a dead monkey and it's really fucking sad and you're like why did you do this jeez yeah it's dark i wonder if they think it's a dead monkey and it's really fucking sad. And you're like, why did you do this? Jeez. Yeah. It's dark. I wonder if they think it died of herpes or something. That's probably not it. Can you die of herpes, Dylan?

I don't know, Dave. Probably not. Do you guys want to hear what's happening here? The STD-addled macaques had previously become confined to Silver Spring State Park near Ocala, Florida. Probably botched the name of that. I think it's Ocala near Ocala, Florida. Probably botched the name of that. I think it's Ocala. Ocala, Florida. And are now being spotted miles away

in Jacksonville, St. John's, St. Augustine, Palatka, no clue, Willaka, no clue, Elkton, according to a local ABC. Oh, you know Elkton. Do I know Elkton? Yeah. That one seems easier to pronounce

than the other ones. Even more worrying, over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques, an invasive species native to South and Southeast Asia, carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey. So these macaques are just running around Florida with hella herpes. Are they asymptomatic? Hard to say. How does a monkey get herpes? The monkeys were introduced to the area in 1930 1930s by local cruise operator Colonel, David.

Colonel. Toohey's Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island near Silver Springs National Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates. They're now wandering around residential areas. This could have major implications for

the Players' Championship. If they're already in Jax, Jacksonville is the largest landmass city or whatever. Yeah, I've heard that. Square footage. Brett didn't know that, I bet. No, I did. Brett, he didn't. I totally did.

I totally did. That would be tight, though, if you pull up to the Players' Championship and you're just greeted by monkeys with herpes. The herpes part, not so much, but just monkeys in general. That'd be weird. They're harmless, right? Like, they can't harm you as a human. Like, you wouldn't want to cross them because it would be like a fight to the death.

Are these little guys? They're little, but like, you know, they've got the pack mentality. Yeah, they're not like, yeah, okay. Now, like a herpes-riddled chimp, that's a problem. Well, a chimp in general, I don't think you want to come across in the wild. Macawks aren't big. Yeah, we imagine that. They get up to two feet.

Speak for yourself. They get up to two feet. Dude. Sorry. You just broke the backboard. I'm sorry, man. What the hell? They get up to two feet and 22 pounds.

Oh. Okay. So you could manhandle a macaque if you wanted to. How many macaques could you take at once? Five of them is going to be a problem because one of them is going to run up and try to choke you out. I don't think I can take very many macaques all at once. I don't want more than just a couple macaques coming at me

at one time. Yeah. Are you sure it's not macaque? I mean, I don't know if I should be basing my scientific knowledge on the wild boys, but that's what they said the entire time. Is that the monkey that slaps the horse at the intro? Sloppity horse, man. Oh.

Okay. All right, I'm going to look at macaque's monkey wild boys. Be careful you're spelling it right. No, the macaque episode of Wild Boys might be the goat episode. Not sure if you can find it anywhere. Oh, you can. I just found it. And I will be watching this.

Yes. I go back. You used to be able to get those on streaming. I don't know why I said it like that. Anyway, I went back and watched all of them a decade ago. And I might do it again because it's a great show. I've always been a big Pontius guy. Shout out Party Boy.

Chris Pontius, that is. I agree. R.I.P., right? No, he's a liar. That's Ryan Dunn, you idiot. Sorry. Grow up, man. Sorry.

Pontius is good. Okay. You scared a lot of people there. I scared myself. He's Party Boy. R.I.P. Ryan Dunn, though. Party Boy, most underrated jackass bit i'll say it is that where he just in the underwear he just goes up and starts dancing

on people he just parties he walks up to people and says hey you want to party that doesn't fly in the me too era no it doesn't you have to yeah you purely have to do it to your boys at that point well i think he was exclusively doing it to males which i don't know if that makes it better or not but i'd party with Chris Pontius. You'd have to think you'd party with him. Didn't he have a little bow tie? Oh yeah, that's right. I think I already have the box set somewhere of Wild Boys.

I might need to go find those and pop them in the PS4 and see what happens. He'll probably play. So with the Makach thing, can you kill them? Are they supposed to be taken care of? The bleed you can kill.

All this article said is that it's a dire situation. There's not an on-site proclamation. What was the invasive species there? It's like you see this, kill it. Was it the... Burmese pythons. The python. Like in Florida, like they're saying like kill on sight if you can really yeah i don't think the monkeys plus it's just weird killing a monkey

yeah genetically speaking it's just it's closer like the close you get to murdering a human sure i think that's the point yeah that's damn wow distant relatives catch me not killing monkeys what if it's trying to give you herpes simplex B? Well, joke's on you. Monkeys just kind of freak me out, man. I don't have that. Most of the population has some form of herpes. Really?

Yeah. Really? I say that as a... No, I'm kidding. Seriously, that is true, I think. Yeah, I think you're right. Who's the plug? Who's patient zero from this?

Visa macaques? I have some words. Brett, what? Say visa macaques? Visa macaques. Oh. You're doing too much over there. No, I like it.

Dude, what if these monkeys just got absolutely torched off visa macaques, though? If you saw a bunch of macaques doing visa macaques, you're not stopping them. No, what are you going to do? No, you literally can't. And chasing it with smelling salts? Yep. Holy shit. That's a weird scene.

Can you imagine a little macaque doing a smelling salt and then just turning away and handing it to his boy? Like, no, take it. Their septums are just getting deviated. Yeah. Just roasted. How many macaques can you take, Dylan? You got to think a few, man. What does that mean?

Four or five. A can you take, Dylan? You got to think a few, man. What does that mean? Four or five. A few means three, right? A few is not an exact number. In my head, a few is. Sally and I had this conversation this weekend. I think a few means three. She says three or four. Three to six, I think.

A few is always three in my head. Seven is several. If you mean four. What does a bunch mean? What's the smallest number for bunch? Five. I say seven. Ten.

A bunch. Like there was a bunch of feral hogs. It might be relative, because if it's a bunch of feral hogs, I'm thinking 30 to 50. But if it's like a bunch of gorillas, like five, six, seven, that's a bunch. Yeah, it's relative. Sure. What, David? I was nothing.

Getting weird. It is weird. It's getting weird, man. I'm interested in these macaques. Always. Do we want to read some listener aesthetics? Oh, from the WASH Media survey that we've been conducting for the last five days. Dude, the WASH Media survey that we've been conducting for the last five days? It's over, right?

Dude, the WASH Media survey was Brett's Super Bowl. Big games. It's not technically over. I left it open until Wednesday on purpose, but it's slowed down at this point. I will say, if you're trying to get that 10% off code, that's the prize for completing the survey. That will expire a week after the survey went live. So I don't know how... Wednesday. Okay.

So yeah, if you're trying to get that code, Wednesday's the time. It's washedmedia.com slash survey. Thank you to everybody who's filled it out already. A lot of really good insight, actually. And we'll put out a little one sheet that gives you some results, too, from it. Really? We're going to distribute our proprietary information.

Break down the stats. Just a few things. Mostly, like, income and location. In what? In what? Nice. Here's some reviews. Not reviews.

Excuse me. Aesthetics. Listener and aesthetics. Yeah, the final question was, describe your aesthetic. So here we go. This is in lieu of breaking news, by the way. Guy from Florida said, I'm a Dave in the streets, but a Dylan in the sheets. Winky face emoji.

Water splash emoji. Water splash emoji. Eggplant emoji. Cry face emoji. Yeah, I don't even know what that means, man. This is a guy from Florida? Yeah. I just sleep in my sheets.

This sounds a lot like a macaque's monkey. I just sleep in my sheets. Yeah. Do we open this up to macaques or just humans? You got to think that it's open to macaques if they have access to the internet. Very similar to Will DeFreeze, except younger, hotter, and with a far superior knowledge slash opinions on Premier League Soccer and F1. Wow.

Dude, Gumbo Mafia is comparable to Premier League Mafia. I just got ahead of the story. I tweeted out that I got the 2002 World Cup. I saw your tweet, man. Yeah, I had to put that on i saw your tweet man yeah i had to put that on the tl yikes i had to put that on the tl grew up i hope she reads that what i said i hope she reads that uh grew up close enough to dallas that the quote not quite wealthy enough to actually afford my taste, end quote, has crept into my life. Sure. But not in Dallas, so I've never financed a Tag Heuer. I can say I've never done that either. Me neither.

People financing watches? Is it Tag Heuer or Tag Heuer? I always said Heuer, but... I always said Heuer. Oh, really? It might be like a broke boy thing that I just don't know about. Yeah, I am a broke man. I'm poor.

Casual Parisian funeral chic. Honestly, I am a broke man. I'm poor. Casual Parisian funeral chic. Honestly, that sounds like a vibe. It sounds like a vibe. Dylan hates that so much. That's so obscure. That's a mood. For a long time, I confused Persian with Parisian.

Really? They're very different. Yeah. What happened to the Persian Empire? Did they become the Turkish? Or the Syrian? It's Iran. Iran is how you actually say that.

Oh, okay. I went to high school with a guy whose family was from there, and if someone said Iran, he would say, where'd you run to? That's good. I like that. That dude's hilarious. Actually, he was on the reality show, The Shows of Sunset.

Omid. Really? Yeah. You watch that show, The Shows of Sunset. Omid. Really? Yeah. Wow. You watch that show? I can't believe that I'm saying this. I've actually watched a few episodes of that. You know who Omid is now?

He went to Anderson High School here. Is he famous? Is he the big boy? He's tall. He's tall. He's thin, though. Is he a snack? He's pretty good looking.

The only guy I remember from that show was a big boy. Does he come from great wealth? He comes from money. Yeah, they had a pretty dope pad on like Austin. Does he live in Austin still? I saw him recently at the Bean, actually. So, yeah. Did you talk to him?

No. Is it the Bean? No, it's been two. I'm one of those, like, pretend like I don't see you guys when I run into an old friend. That makes sense. Yeah. What's his name? Omid.

Omid. O-M-I-D? Not sure. I don't know what happened with the with the persian empire right i'll look it up later i know they they got adventurous like to and as far as conquests go and maybe that you know a lot of times that's what does it for empires spread yourself too thin just history repeating bro shouts to rome anyway known Average Steve, not amazing at many things, but not terrible either. Okay.

Master of none. Congratulations, Steve. Steve. Dylan's showing me Omid right now. Well, just so you know. He watches the show. Is that show on MTV? What channel is that?

Bravo. It's still on, actually. They've done 98 episodes of Shots of Sunset. Wow. Still running as well. A little fun fact They've done 98 episodes of Shots of Sunset. Wow. Still running as well. A little fun fact. I'd never heard of that show. Me neither.

It was pretty bougie when I started watching it, but I was watching season one. I don't know how it's gone since then. Pants year-round. Shouts to Brett. Shouts to this guy. And casual tops. I just read that because of the pants you're around. Because that's you?

No one's talked about Brett showing up to the stew with flip-flops on today. Yeah, it's February, dog. Yeah. It's like 73 outside. No, there's a chance of rain. Is there? I didn't check that. So your rainbows are going to get stained.

Sandals with pants, huh? Always. I'm okay with that look. Texans aren't. Yeah. I'm okay with the look. Okay. As long as the bottom of your pants aren't, like, dragging on the ground,

as long as they're a nicely tailored pair of pants, I'm totally okay with flip-flops. Don't do flops with jeans. I've never seen it done correctly. I think I agree with that. Chino's I can get down with. Yeah, Chino's, I'll let it slide if it's vacay. It's a little L.A. for Texas.

Is it L.A.? L.A.? I don't know. L.A.? What the hell? What the hell? Dylan, explain that reference. I probably shouldn't. Okay. Okay. Well, this one's for you. Nicole Kidman

leaving her attorney's office after finalizing her divorce from Tom Cruise. Wow. Okay. Shouts to that aesthetic. I just feel like she's getting a fit off. People are getting really creative here, aren't they? They are.

Yeah. How about that Top Gun trailer? You know, I haven't watched it yet. Very good. Need to. Yeah, I missed that last night. After the halftime show, your boy just went. Or no, was it after the national anthem? Yeah, it was early.

Yeah, your boy was in the kitchen doing something. I missed a lot. I missed all of it. I had to go back and find it because I was too busy getting them wings ready. Wings. Hey, wings. Dylan said he's going to make Parks watch the second Top Gun before the first one. That's weird.

I didn't actually say that. Didn't you make Parks watch the second Top Gun before the first one. That's weird. I didn't actually say that. Didn't you make him watch the remake of Point Break? It's like the X Games. No, I didn't do that either, actually. Aren't you going to name your dog Bodie because of Point Break? No, I've never actually seen that in its entirety. I'd be fine with you naming your dog Bodie. Bodie's a tight name.

Bodie's not a bad name for a dog, really. I hung out with Micah's dog last night, Charlie. He's the Bodie Miller of Michigan. I'm not the Bodie Miller of Michigan. You say's a tight name. That's not a bad name for a dog, really. I hung out with Micah's dog last night, Charlie. He's the Bodie Miller of Michigan. Of Michigan, yeah. I'm not the Bodie Miller. You say that all the time. You said that all the time. I'm Bodie from the wire.

Oh, yeah? Sorry. It's just another Bodie. Let's get all the Bodies on the table right now. I think we covered it. Okay. Bodie Jenner. Is there a Bodie Jenner?

Okay. One of the more attractive men I've ever seen in person. Broie Jenner. Is there a Bodie Jenner? Okay. One of the more attractive men I've ever seen in person. Brody Jenner. Will and I were good friends with Bodie Jenner. Yep. Yep. We went on a cruise with him. Yeah, we went on a cruise with him.

How many fucking cruises have you guys been on? Just one. But it was a high-profile cruise. He was on it the whole time. He and Lil Dicky. It was tight. He has a new show coming out. Yeah, it's called Dave.

He and Lil Dicky were the only like celebrities, which I put in quotes. Tyga. No, who spent the entire time on the cruise. Like they didn't leave at some point. That makes me like him. Yeah. It was cool. I was like, yeah.

Like Lil Dicky was clearly just like talking to chicks. Like, all right. Like, cool. I'm Lil Dicky. How long was this cruise? Three days. Oh, wow. Three nights, four days. Yeah. Brody is a very handsome young man. He's hot. He's hot, cool. I'm Lil Dicky. How long was this cruise? Three days. Oh, wow. Three nights, four days.

Yeah. Brody is a very handsome young man. He's hot. He's a hot dude. He's a hot dude. He has the LA style, though. I don't think he wore anything but all black. He's very LA.

Him or Krasinski? You got to go with Krasinski now, but back then it was Jenner. Not catching me with Brody. The hair on that guy. Oh, he's a fox, man. Hair on that guy. Do we have any more? Do we have any?

That's it. Okay. Let's just fox, man. Hair on that guy. Do we have any more? Do we have any? That's it. Okay. Let's just talk hot guys the rest of the time. Yeah. Okay. Who's your favorite hot guy, Brett? Favorite hot guy? You heard me.

You can think about it. Is Jon Snow an answer? It is. Yeah. Dude, come on. Jon Snow. I think Jon Snow's hot. He's like 5'7".

He's shorter than me. He's not that hot. I've never seen him in person. He's probably hotter than me. I think most people would agree with that, but that's fine. I mean, if you look at my Google history now, you've officially gotten Jon Snow shirtless in my history. He's pretty jacked.

Is he? Yeah. I also like his now wife, Rose Leslie. Not sure who that is. She's in the show. Oh, I forgot. wife, Rose Leslie. Not sure who that is. She's in the show. I forgot. Oh, my God. You're going to love her, by the way.

Okay. Do you have any breaking news? SEC schools begin to answer million-dollar question about alcohol sales. So A&M's gross total alcohol revenue for 2019 was $2.4 million after expanding their alcohol sales in stadium. Seems a little low. Does it? Eh, maybe not.

They have what, like five home games? Six? That's fair. That's pretty good. Okay. What they're saying is that more teams, based on the lack of incidents at these big schools that have alcohol being served, are going to institute alcohol sales in the SEC. The people who are going to cause the incidents, and by people I mean the student section, they're already boozed up. Yeah, they're already drinking. They're already hammered.

And you know what? They're probably not buying that. They're smuggling it in. I know. I went to college. So did Dylan. So did y'all. UT sold $1.8 million worth of alcohol in their first football season serving it in 2016.

Wow, so A&M got them there? Well, this was more recent. I'm sure that UT's have gone up since. Yeah, I'm looking at purely A&M and LSU. They released a list. After the first seasonsu they released a list after the first season they released a list of every single thing that was sold like a categorized list so you could know how many coors banquets are sold maybe coors lights and at the bottom of the list i started laughing because one of the final things that was sold was two vodka toppers. Which I was like, I like that they have this in the system.

Two people. That's it? Got floaters. Well, I think it's probably just one person who typed it into the system. Oh, yeah. And was actually being responsible about it. But I just like that they had such deep analytics that they knew two people did this. You got to think there's some under the table toppers.

You're a big top guy, aren't you? I don't know what that means. Okay. That halftime show. Pretty good. Who has the UT contract for beer? Is it Bud Light? I don't know.

They sell all kinds of different ones. I think it's Peroni. I know they sell Coors Banquets there, because that's what I drink when I'm at the UT games. Huh. Yep. Yep. Yep. Do you? I love it.

And Sally's dad likes it, and he only drinks about one beer a game. He's not a big drinker at the game. In the first game I ever went to with him, I brought him a banquet, and his eyes lit up. He was like, I didn't know they sold these here. I was like, yeah, I got your back, dog. I had one on Saturday at Bolden Acres. Really? Keep an eye out.

Keep an eye out. Sneaky shouts. Sneaky shouts. Sneaky shouts. Oh, dude. We'll cover this Wednesday, but I had my first dog at the bar experience. Are you teasing an episode right now? I'm going to tease it. We're going to push that content to Wednesday.

Tease it. Wow. You don't see that. Should we get out of here? Yeah, probably. Wait, Brett, any more breaking? That'll do it. Okay.

It's been a fun one, boys. Oh, did we talk to Tony Finau at all? No. Congrats to Webb Simpson for winning the Phoenix Open. That's it. Webb. Huh. I wish I had a snooze sound effect right now.

Don't have it. Is he even the most boring guy on tour? Yep. He's up there. He's not exciting. Seems like a good dude. He's up there. Apparently very hot.

Speaking of hot guys. He's a snack. He's not that hot. He's good looking, though. He's not that hot. Are you sure? Yeah. He like a good dude. Seems very nice. Apparently very hot. Speaking of hot guys. He's a snack. He's not that hot. He's good looking, though. He's not that hot. Are you sure? Yeah. He's a handsome man.

You probably think Chris Evans is hot. Who's the hottest golfer? Adam Scott. Adam Scott, probably. Yeah, but he's got a tiny head. Oh, he's got a pinhead, dude. He does, dude. Pinhead.

Oh, yeah. He's hot, though. He wears like a size five hat. Not really. It's probably not that small. But it's small. Okay. He and the homie have the same size heads, though. He wears like a size 5 hat. It's probably not that small. But it's small. Okay. He and the homie have the same size heads, basically.

Really? Is it your 4-year-old son? Yeah. Almost 5, man. Wow. God, the homie's really doing it, man. Can't wait for his birthday party. Spieth missed the cut.

What's wrong with him, man? Not on Spieth, man. Is he bad at golf? If I was him, I would just simply play better golf. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, just play better.

I'd try to get more holes than ones. Yeah. You might need to mix or to leave camps. Might need to go see somebody else. If there was a golfer that could figure out how to get a hole in one on every hole, they would win a lot of tournaments. You got to think that'd be a pretty good score. Yeah.

Is Spieth like change the swing guy that went horribly wrong after that? Man, I wish I could give you a real answer to that that wasn't me talking out of my ass, but I can't. Can you actually talk out of your ass? Yeah, you ever seen Ace Ventura? Yeah. Dude, that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen at that point in my life. It was hilarious.

There was nothing funnier. It was great. It's like, dude, did you see this? He's talking out of his butt, Dad. Yeah, it's his butt, but it's talking. And that's one that got many kids in trouble for doing it at school, talking out of their butt to the teacher. While your seventh grade teacher is sipping out of a flask,

you're just getting hammered. You're talking out of your butt over in the corner while Dave's pronouncing Colonel correctly. It was the original booty chatter. What is the next sports tent pole, I guess? What? Tadpole? Tadpole?

Tentpole. I thought you were just going to say, what is the next sports? What's the next sports, Dave? What's going on in sports right now? You're saying big event? I feel like we just don't have... It's the Masters. Right?

Well, March Madness, I guess. Yeah, March Madness. XFL. Starts Saturday. I'm not on that, dude. Yeah, I don't care. I'm not. They need to prove themselves to me before I go in.

You got Joel Klatt involved. You got Dallas Renegade. You got Stoops. Big Game Bob. Who's your QB? Uh, Jamarcus Russell? I don't know. Jamarcus Russell. There's some familiar names. He's got to be 400 pounds at this point, right? Jamarcus?

Yeah. Who do you think is having a worst time at this point, right? Jamarcus? Yeah. Who do you think is having a worse time right now, Vince Young or Jamarcus Russell? Jamarcus. Jamarcus, dude. Well, Vince Young is very, very protected in Austin by UT. Had UT won the national championship, Vince Young would have been there partying with everybody. I didn't see one lick of Jamarcus while LSU was celebrating. He may not be invited.

May not be welcome around. Why? I don't know. He didn't do anything bad. He had all that lean, though. I mean, it doesn't bother me. Sometimes you sip lean, Dave. You ready for this?

Dylan, I'm going to let you guess real quick. Quarterback of the Renegades, Dallas Renegades. There's a tie-in with the coach. You'll know him. Stoops. Tie-in with the coach. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. I don't know. Landry Jones. Oh.

He was in the NFL, like, not so long ago. Back up for the Steelers, right? Yeah. I think he actually started a couple games. Not for the Steelers this year. They had their Doug Hodges, Mason Rudolph thing this year. Maybe a couple years ago. Well, recently. Yeah, yeah.

You're right. The XFL is going to be full of names that you're like, oh, I remember that dude. Which I think that's going to make it interesting. Are they doing nicknames on the back of jerseys? No, no, that's different. make it interesting. Are they doing nicknames on the back of jerseys? No, no. That's too bad. He hate me.

He hate me. Your name would just be Baby Nut. Yeah, probably. You've got to think. Baby Nut. Dave, who's your linebacker? Also launch snapper there? 43?

You really think I can read that? I think it's time we probably wrap this thing up. Yeah, Dave doesn't even have the mic in front of his face. Dave can't even read. He can't even. You can do Colonel. Christian Kuntz. Christian, is that how you say it? You wanted me to say it the other way.

Oh, I didn't know. No, I think you did. You're German, so I didn't know how you pronounce that. Well, yeah. Let's get out of here. With a Z. Yep. Time to go.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.