Circling Back - Wicked For One Night | Circling Back 9-16-26

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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All right. We're back. It's a circling back podcast. Wednesday morning. Welcome to the show. If you just found us through a random mailing list online, welcome. Randall Trebaki is here to produce. Hi, Dave. Hello. recently discovered that there's a fan-made edit, I guess edit, remake of one of my favorite Super Nintendo games available for free online. I might go give it a look. Mega Man X. Oh, Mega Man may be top five soundtrack slash sounds. The audio of Mega Man is great.

Yeah, Mega Man X was one of my favorite Super Nintendo games and some fan just remade the game in an alternate timeline. So it's completely like new bosses and everything. So I'm like, I'm like, what does that guy do for a living where he has the time to do such a thing? I have no idea. Game developed, I assume. Just did it for the love of the game, just for free. I'm assuming. I'm sure he leveraged AI tools.

What a dog. Yeah. You think he leveraged AI tools to do that? Probably. Does Mega Man have like a compelling storyline? Yeah. Mega Man X does. It's all like, there's like Sigma.

is this guy trying to take over the world? It's, I don't know. Who knows? It's always like a platformer. I did enjoy Mega Man. So. What about you? Mega Mind?

Remember Mega Mind? Mega Mind. Mega Man. I know Megamine was kind of a good movie. Hey, real quick. First of all, the Commander's new stadium that opens in 2030. Maybe my favorite design of like all the new stadiums that you see. It's pretty dope.

That's all I got on that. Secondly, the OU board met yesterday, which Tuesday, a scheduled meeting to approve Brent Venable's new contract extension, which is just interesting considering the timing of when they first announced it, which is like two, three weeks ago. Fast forward to yesterday, which is three days after they got beat by Michigan. Jason Whitten will be the head coach at OU in the next two years. To have been a fly on the wall for that one.

It would have been fun. You think so? Yeah. This is his first year in college as an assistant. Correct. Correct. Okay. Tight-in coach.

His son. Linebacker. Forgot his name. Ms. Whitten, Jr. It's not. It's not Jason. No, it's J-Dub. is set to arrive in Norman next season.

Correct. Yeah. I'm just saying he had a successful run as a high school coach, which I know is a little bit different. But as long as he's there, they just signed some five-star tight end. If you're a big lumbering lad and you want to go play, do a little blocking

and do a little, you know, maybe run up the seam a little bit. Get those big paws on somebody? Then that's where you go. Cooper. Of course. Cooper Witten. That's where you go. Well, Jason Wooden, soon to be Hall of Famer, I think.

Yeah, but it's just because he himself is a Hall of Famer doesn't mean he can coach him up to his level. He can't. It's not what that means. Was he that good? Some people wonder, I don't. I think he's a fine, fine, dependable weapon. Oh, you has Mark Andrews in the league. Blake Bell had a cup of coffee for a while.

More than a cup of coffee. Is the bell dozer still on the Chiefs? I wouldn't say that OU is like tied in to you, you know? Remember, I mean, how bad would it be if you're just out there and you're a linebacker and you look up, next thing you know, you're getting bell-dosed. It's tough. The last thing you want to see is a bell-dozer coming your way. My son is obsessed with construction equipment and we haven't gotten to the bell-dozer yet.

You know, he started as a quarterback. I do remember that. They kind of brought them in and like gadget, gadget play. And they were like, you kind of stink at quarterback. Go line guy. You're kind of prototypical. Probably a tush push god at some point. Did he ever beat Texas?

I'm putting you on the spot. Not as a starting quarterback. You didn't. Definitely not. No. That voice you just heard is Dylan Schifery doing the most pre-intro. Pretty stoked to be here. Yeah, I just kind of introed myself there in a way.

Very happy to be here. It's going to be a great show. We've got a fun runny today. Good week so far. Emphasis on running. We're going to keep a rolling, Randy. Huh? It's an emphasis on runny.

Because of the upcoming story. Ah. I thought it was an allergy play real quick. No, no, that also could play. But, um, no. Dave got his allergies in, in order. Why don't you let him do the voice, Bob? We were having so much fun all doing it on, on voicemails last week.

You just did your heart wasn't in it? Yeah. Yeah, you kind of mailed that one in. They're not in order at all. I haven't even started my, my, I haven't even started my sublingual treatment. Oh, geez. I'm mixing it with the pledge voice. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I got a bit. I got my little, I got my little de-hased off. My son, what's a good name for the son here? Cooper. My son, Cooper, he's down at Red Redis. He actually, he's at Oklahoma. He's going Fiji.

He's going to be at Oklahoma. Oh, my daddy's a tight end coach. Dylan did you get? You had a kid with Jason Witt? He prefers older women. Yeah. He likes someone with a little bit more experience in the sack. Okay.

Oh, wow. I never kiss and tail. You literally just did. It wasn't even the CETA. It wasn't even to CETA that was. Red kids. What do we say this girl's name? what ladies this broad's name was i don't know we didn't say anything randall i don't know janis

linda knows too janis kind of goes agatha marie she doesn't have staying power i think she does fucking shit why are you talking you're an idiot no offense i've been called a lot of things in my day and that's one of them often actually by my teachers and my friends and family Dave, I hate to be mean, but you're acting like a schmuck right now. There's an online scammer who's got all my money. He took my money. He told me that he told me that he was Harry Stiles and he needed to borrow some money. So I've, I've Venmoed him all my money.

Damn. I know. And you thought he was going to pay you back because it's Harry Stiles. He's got it. Yeah. I'm sorry. My wife has put in the, uh, she's put on a Harry Stiles. Because apparently he's going to tour.

And apparently he's going to do a bunch of nights in Arlington. Actown. And apparently we're going to go to one. I'm not going to, well, I will not do multiple hair styles concerts. Apparently. So, yeah, I've been told that that's something to. So I should probably start saving now. You know, if it's anything like Taylor Swift era's tour.

You see these concert prices, man? Oof. We did a meme about them. And Wash Media. You should be following washed media on Instagram if you're not. Follow all the shows on Instagram and X, please. Also follow this show on Spotify and YouTube. We've got rodeo.

He's cooking up some, he's doing some organizing, developing some playlists for the YouTube. Stock up, wash YouTube page. Get in there now. get in there now it'll still be available to you if you wait but like you can want to say you were ground floor playlist guy it'll make it easier to consume because i do i do this with almost every show i consume outside of our own i will go and there's certain things i want to hear him talk about like that takes priority i don't have two hours to listen to your show but there are some things i want to hear i'll go and i'll select just that particular part of the show and i'll listen it's easier to share with your friends too

more shareable easier to show your friends it's podcast where you're supposed to be telling your friends about the show the guy who fixed fixed our hvac yesterday is now uh he might be listening right now he told me he's gonna check out the show shout out jaron sneaky shouties yeah we had we had we had we had a different set of eyes on the hvac i'm glad we did different set of eyes glad we did because this guy had he was just just dog behavior from this dude i felt bad he had to go get apart and it took a while. You refused to to leave this job before he knew this thing was going to be homin. Well, you don't want to go to bed knowing like you like to get it done when you, you know,

that's a life lesson I try to teach my kids. Don't put it off. Do the thing you don't want to do first. Get it over with. I was bad about that as a kid. I probably still have that tendency now. Just knock it out. You don't want to go to bed knowing that there's a little mid-sized pod.

podcast company over off South Lomar that needs a fuse in their HVAC. You don't want that. You certainly don't. So go get the part. He did. Come back. Pop it in there. Subscribe to the show.

Be like Jaron. Subscribe to the show. I kind of wish we could. So we're moving out of this office in April. Hey, I got some inspiration on that too. Are we going to take this offline? No. It's not like a specific.

It's just finish your thing. thought i should okay i wish we could let the um the next potential tenant know like hey it's a great place but it's got some things you know if they have a good um real estate professional all lower caps by the on lincoln yeah um they'll open that and see all of the unique traits that that particular system has all of the the accessories and they'll be like oh what's going on here why has this been read i was watching uh i was doing a speaking of playlist i was i was doing a little no laying up viewing last night i was watching uh i was watching neal do a mid-am qualifier and then i jumped right into they went back to jack's beach where they had the kill house where they recorded from

and their headquarters and they went back and just were talking about it and i was like damn that was that's dope that they had that little house. So you want us to move to Jacksonville? No. I mean, there's worst places in Jacks Beach, as we know. Sure. By land mass, largest city in America. In the lower 48.

That's the only America I recognize. Well, Alaska, I believe Anchorage is number one in the United States. I'm just sharing facts with you. If you don't want to hear them, then I'll shut up. Do you not recognize Alaska as a part of America? Is that what you were saying? I don't know what I was going to do there. I was going to do a Russian thing.

Bro, we have as much clam as you. I can see Russia from my house. I do. I fucking recognize Hawaii. Okay. Thank you for pronouncing it correctly. And Alaska. I was just, I just didn't want Dylan to be right.

But I guess he is. I don't know. I haven't fact checked him. Don't care either way. Thank you. What about Puerto Rico? Sure. Thank you.

Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. That one right there is all-time, like a subtle one. Just people walking around pronouncing it like that. But, yeah, I saw there, I saw the, I was just thinking about the killhouse days for them. And it was just like, man, that was cool. They had like a just little stew, a little upstairs. I don't know what they did upstairs, but just cool.

What if we had a little house? I'm all for it. I think you know that. I've gone on record. The rent is too damn high. Yeah. What do you buy the house, Randy? You buy a house.

You got good credit in your name. Or Wash Media and Randy split rent on a house. Randy does not want to live in the house that we also work in. What if it's a house that has like a back house that we turn into a studio? Again, Randy is like, what if we have to let Randy go because he like does something crazy? What if Randy has like a crazy Sidney-Sweeney tape? Then I'll just move in. We have to let his ass go.

I'll move into the house. And then it's like, dude, we have to see him every day. And we're like, what's up, dude? How's a job hunt? He would never have a crazy. We're just giving him, like, we just walk by, like, do you want to grab lunch today? You know, it's still awkward? All right.

No, I don't know. No, I mean, look, I'm all options on the table. But we should go to the building where our good friend Ryan works. Have you been yet to his office? I'm pretty sure we can't afford that building. We definitely cannot. No one can. There's like five.

companies that can. Okay. I haven't seen it yet. Will I would just be overcome with envy? Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's incredible. Yeah. It's,

it's very cool. Very cool. Damn. You went with me, didn't you? No. Oh. I feel like every single time I met them for lunch, we just waited in the lobby where Blaine works.

Frostbank. Yeah. Yeah. There's, there is a building that has office space, like down the street. I don't know if anyone's ever actually moved into it. I would like a house because it would be cool to have a place you can go like nap.

We get a trampoline. Yes. What we need at work, places where people can go nap. Get one with a pool, put a trampoline in. Insurance with the pool. What? Fine. We're not going to be having pool.

We would never use that pool. We would have a pool party every day in the summer. No, we wouldn't. Yes. Rainy, will we have a pool party? Sure. Yeah, you see? No.

No, no, I could tell you what it would be. It'd be Dylan. Dylan's like, you know, Mr. doesn't eats one gram of sugar a day. He's like trying to get super ripped up. He's like, dude, get a video with me. I'm going to jump in the pool again. Like, we've done this video five times.

People get it, dude. You're shredded, man. Oh, no, dude, don't post that one. Yeah. It looks like I have 6% body fat, not five. I'm in there trying to record like retail therapy in the studio and Dylan's out there with the garden. Just like, dude, no, do it again.

I'm hitting can openers out there. I think I've settled on rodeo. No, I don't think I like it. I might just go smo. The guy doesn't. I like what I've seen of him thus far. The guy is just not nicknameable. Swag money.

I might call him the bull. The bull? Yeah. Why is that? Because he comes from bull riding background, the professional bull riders. To be clear, he's never, he doesn't write, he never rode bulls. Are you sure about that? I don't know.

Maybe he has. He's probably kicking air right now if he has. But from that... He's covered it. You would have told us. Covered out of it. I'm not... Look, yeah. Bull riding's a small man's game.

Guys like me, Randy. Yeah. Randy, you'd have a great shot at it. With your lower body? I mean, I used... We're a jockey. I fucked up a mechanical bull one time. I think couldn't buck me.

Couldn't buck me. They couldn't get... Really? You got that low center of gravity. Got that good thigh grip, too. You got them... You got that big... You know that thing ripping.

You got that wagon back there. It just anchors you. You catch me at that, uh, that plant fitness doing the ones that, the knees that you go out and go in. I max out the machine every time. Some of the, some of the ladies who do that now, they don't sit on it. They stand up. Yeah. And they like, do an air squat.

And I'm like, what do you? Okay. I'm like, I'm not... In my gym, they had them face, like out. And then finally, someone's like, we should probably turn these to the wall. So they know they're facing the wall, it's like much more appropriate. I think it's more comfortable for the ladies that do it. We're the guys.

Well, I max it out, so. I max it out. You don't max out any machines still in the shows. You're right. I've gotten weaker. I'm losing strength. And it's typical as you're shrinking. Yeah.

Yeah, it's fair. There's always testosterone. You're holding out. Yeah. Wait until you're 50. Wait until I really need it. Yeah. Maybe when this baby comes, I'll start taking it.

Because you know, it tanks. It does. It's the sleep deprivation that gets you. God, dude, you're going to be so fucked. I know. I know. What are you going to do? I mean, I'm just doing my best to raise the kid.

All right, man. Support his mother. I wish we had a fitballed app. I'm a read. I jump right into it. I'll tell you this, though. They're going to be doing a lot of sleeping on your couch. Because that's why I, you know, sometimes you sleep on a different,

you got a kid, you sleep on the couch sometimes. times you sleep in the kid's room holding the kid it's great to have a lola blanket to accompany you while you sleep oh my gosh you're right the best blankets i got two in my house freaking love my lola blanket although stella loves hers although when i'm on the couch with with cha chae and parks we're fighting over the damn thing so i don't always get to use it parks usually wins that one yeah and i get it because it's he says it's goaded and i i have to agree yes stella has a dog bed as you mention they come in three different sizes small medium large and it's the most luxurious dog bed you're literally ever going to see it's part of her wind down ritual what else what else was going to say

the blanket's part of your wind down ritual yes it's part of mine i've got a navy blue one i got a olive green one we've got them currently both on the couch they the kids are in prime fort building era i didn't know you're going double barrels on us yeah we are the kids are building forts and so you know you got to stretch that blanket out cover it keep it secret what they doing in there i don't know probably something they shouldn't be probably making a mess i love my lola blanket though very easy to wash and yeah like dylan said they got the lola pet bed it's oikotech standard 100 certified that means it stands on business yes it's made without harmful chemicals and safe for your pet and home available in three sizes small medium and large for a limited time our listeners can get 40% off select lola blankets products

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Support the show. Let them know. Wrap yourself in luxury with Lola Blankets. Here's a little added value too. We got Chee-Ce in the chat asking, do we need a Lola baby blanket, Dylan? Oh. I don't know if they make baby-sized Chelsea,

but we could get a small, you know what? I'll look into it. It's a good idea. What's Chey-Ce doing where she's just in the chat all the time now? She's at work right now. She got the headphones in? Probably, yeah.

Dude, hell yeah. What if she's on speaker, what should we say to? What? If she's just listening in open air. I don't know. Say something controversial under the camera. Sydney, Sweeney, go. Hey, Che-Cae, tell Dylan to quit sending me all these Sydney-Sweeney commercials.

I'm just planning. Oh, my gosh, that reminds me, dude. we were talking sorry look how casual your husband is may i interject this is chelsea was a part of this conversation uh she listened to yesterday's episode and she's like we're in the kitchen last night parks was there she goes i heard you guys talking about sidney sweeney was like yeah and then uh i turned to parks and i said uh do you know who sydney sweeney is he goes no line ass i did the uh meet the parents lie detector thing where I grabbed his uh felt the pulse you know I tell me how I'm going to ask you okay so you know who city Sweeney is and he's like well now I'm gonna it's gonna my heart rate's

gonna go up because you're put me on the spot yeah he swears he doesn't know who Sidney Sweeney is and then I asked him because he's the age I mean he's middle school he's the age where like these kids have access to internet here and there can I tell you something yeah the first uh the first large chested woman that became aware we became aware of was dolly parton rest of peace that was the one in like elementary school be like dude dude toy pardon so i just wanted to point that out i asked him if he or any of his buddies have like you know goled boobs boobs they try to look at pictures he swears me that he hasn't done that really i'm man it's like look you're not going to get in trouble like i'm not going to say, I'm not, this isn't me giving you permission to go do that.

But if you have and you're honest about it, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not going to get mad at you over it. Just tell me. He's like, I swear I haven't done it. I'm like, okay. For too long, he'll be slacking his buddies, all the stuff. Yeah. Probably not on Slack.

You don't think his, him and his boys are on Slack? Not yet. They should have slack for school. What do they have? What's the thing? Bolton board? Like Blackboard? Blackboard, yeah.

I don't even know if they still do that. I don't know. Technology has changed everything. These Google Classroom in school. You guys had dumb boards back in the day. Yeah. Insulting to us, but funny. Otherwise known as chalkboards.

Dude, you don't know the feeling of just pounding those two erasers together. I mean, I do. We got smart boards like halfway through high school. You don't know about those overheads. You don't know about when a teacher sprayed it and you saw the liquid. And it was like you were looking in a microscope. It was so mesmerizing watching them. And then they miss a little corn.

Oh, you missed, you missed little peas. Yeah. Yeah. Or just like the teacher walks out and the bad kid in class goes up there with the Sharpie or whatever and draws like a delicious, juicy cock on the overhead. And you're just like, she's talking about my kid like two. No, I know. No, I'm just saying, talking to Randy.

Yeah, yeah. We're talking about overhead projectors. Didn't Will, didn't Will, uh, didn't Will do it or someone in his class? Like, did it? I like the part that would roll out. So it went back. Yeah. Yeah, there's no thing you can do.

That's smart. That's a real bad kid. That's good. That's not some kid who just, like, had a bad day at home with his parents. That's like a real bad kid. Yeah. That kid is like a problem. The teachers out there just cranking the real.

I don't know about that. I don't know about that. But that's just... Oh, man. What class is that? Sex head. Okay. Obvious answer, but an answer nonetheless.

Duff Foreman. How old we missed this one? I don't know. man. AI has changed everything, including the way you consume golf. The first thing I want to say is nobody asked for this. We didn't need this. No one wanted it.

Real humans commentating on golf was doing just fine. It wasn't broken. We didn't have to fix it. You probably were watching the New Mexico Open as the first AI golf analyst alongside legitimate golf media personalities. Ryan Burren, Noda Baguay, the third, made an appearance. You were probably watching that, right?

No, I wasn't, believe it or not. What do you even do? I was watching Ball. So what's exactly happening right now? I'm out of the loop. Duff Foreman is an AI. I pushed a vid in the thingy. He's AI.

There's not an actual Duff Foreman. I mean, we'll argue, I mean, what is reality? What is real? A human being, that's what I'm talking about here. Okay, but if you didn't know, Have you ever heard of the Chinese room experiment? Have you ever heard of the Chinese room experiment?

No. All right. Play this, Randy. It says tough scenes already for Dolf. Let's bring a third member of our team Duff Foreman back into the broadcast. Duff is out there gathering information not only of the leaderboard, but certainly of the golf course. The wind rate now, Duff, nothing like it was yesterday. without wind, what's the real defense of this golf course?

I didn't see this. Without the wind to push them around, the real defense becomes those firm greens and the subtle breaks and the complexes. You've got to be precise with you. It's hard. I can't tell you how, man. Okay. If you're going to do this and they shouldn't be doing this at all, but if you're going

to do it, wait until it looks real. This is not developed enough yet. This looks so stupid and fake. All right. And I hate it. does shout out to a friend of the show omar for noting that this does have a little bit of uh shan connery goldfinger era john you know back in the james boncconnery era he's got the the dylan shivery signature cap on he's in phenomenal shape for an old he appears to be testosteroneed out yes he's ripped

he's also got the quarter zip on probably a millar um that being said that this stinks we're not ready for this look like how fake it looks like what are we doing i keep going maybe he gives some good insight here. Thank you. Thank you, well. Your distances, because if you're slightly off, the ball will just skip right past the hole. Duff, certainly not aware that we did get some rain last night, so we will adjust for that with the balls are a little bit receptive, but yes, under normal drier circumstances, there will be a little bit of an extra skip in these bastard. What an idiot.

That is one of the defenses, especially with holes cut in some of the pockets that do exist. So like something I've been wondering, do you think an AI like Duff Foreman, do you think Duff is going to hell? Yeah. Honestly, do you? Do you think about the higher power?

He didn't even know that it rained last night. I thought they're supposed to be smarter than we are already. He was probably out at the fucking bar picking up a five. You think you got, you think he's probably out there. He's probably out there twirling something. old five around the dance floor just tied one on he probably tied one on he probably struck out in the parking lot tried to get a through the pocket didn't work out probably had

probably drove home not cool probably a little too drunk to drive buzz driving is drunk driving if you believe the billboards in austin and uh yeah duff is probably now an administrative leave okay way to go duff how much do these guys hate having to interact with this fucking guy Well, it's actually an AI Okay, but those are humans asking AI questions It's probably worth it knowing that Duff's going straight to hell Yeah They're like Duff, what do you think about this?

You fucking I'm gonna say this Duff? Not a real guy. Not a real guy, good point. You know what? All my homies hate Duff Foreman. Go to the next one. I have not checked on the second one. If it's anything like the first, it's worth listening to.

Back in, the third member of our team today. bring Duff in a little bit on the putting greens here at Turtleback Mountain Golf and Resort. Duff, so many players are struggling with the putter out here today. Talk to me a little about the greens here at Turtleback Mountain. Little delays are a real puzzle. They've got some subtle breaks that can completely fool you. And because they're so firm, the ball can skip right past the cup if your speed is even a fraction off. When you add in those pockets in the design, it's easy to see why the field is struggling to find the bottom of the hole today.

Good analysis. Yeah, that is. I mean, I was out walking the course looking at the pockets on the greens. I didn't see Duff out there. You did it have to be told me. Okay. It's very easy to dunk on this, but it really is worth, it can't be said like enough times how bad this sucks. Like if you type in a prompt to Claude, it doesn't just immediately spit out an answer.

It has to think for 15 seconds before, and then it'll give you an answer. That's what's happening. It has to- Ask him a question, and he's processing the information. So there's not, you can't have a natural conversation with it.

It has to steal water rights from, like, uh, white deer, Texas or something. By the way, when you put, a ball doesn't typically skip past a hole. You don't know shit about Duff. You don't know what Duff's seen. Oh, he's shit.

He's Duff. I love how much this absolutely stinks. I think like Duff was born yesterday. I'm surprised Liv didn't debut this before. before these fucking Indians had a chance to. I'm still bummed that she didn't want to do the show. Oh, that live. Yeah, me too.

So I don't know if I talked about it on the podcast, maybe out there. There's also on Amazon TVs, they have like AI people on the banners talking about shows and like pitching them to you. And it fucking sucks. It's like two guys sitting in a car like the Sonic commercials talking about like lanterns. Like, oh, yeah, like back and forth. It's like, what is this bullshit? Like, I don't want this.

I hate it. There are some useful things for AI. I will admit. This isn't it. This ain't it. They're just trying new things. They're in the arena. Notable gay hates talking to this fucker.

Honestly, it's, if, if my bosses were like, hey, what do you guys think of this? We're going to introduce a third host. They're like, all right. Who's it going to be? We're going to get some guy who just retired. We're going to try to steal Smiley from NBC or whatever on a CB. No, it's actually going to be. It's Duff Format.

AI. And it's also not going to work real well. It's going to be a lag. It's going to, we're going to inexplicably play music over the intro as well. And also, like, the information it gives is. It's not going to be anything special. It's not going to give any real insight. Like anyone who's ever played golf will understand that like the fast greens mean you need to hit the cup because it could go by the hole.

Also he's not going to know that it rained last night because he's kind of a dumb ass. Also, also because he's he's AI or it's AI, he's going straight to hell. Can we also we made him in, he's in much better shape than you guys are. He's jacked. He's actually kind of hot for an older guy. He's a very hot older guy. But again, I can't, I can't tell you enough. he is going to hell.

All right. Good, good podcast bit, bad podcast bit. I need you guys. I'm pitching it. I'm pitching right now. Claude does have a feature that you can talk in the microphone and have a conversation with them back and forth. Should we include Claude and go to him sometimes, but we just ask him like fraternity questions.

Like, if there's a guy on your back, would you beat him off? We'll try it out off. That's how hard starts. The next thing you know, and Dylan's out with do-do problems. We've got Blake Johnson filling in. And we're like, we're just, it's terrible. Blake Johnson's the name of our new. We can give him a better name than that.

Okay. How about Cooper Witten? We got Cooper Witton. How about Tanner? Tanner McTanderson? Tanner-Ite. Tanner-Mitt. Yeah.

I like that. Tanner. Tanner. All right, Tanner, can you give us your best Christopher Walkin impression? Yes, but I must. let you know I'm going straight to hell. Why are they going to hell? They just are.

You have to understand that. Okay. No, I don't want to bring Claude in. I've got a fairly decent relationship with Claude. I don't use Claude often. I used it to like figure out meal prep one time. I just imagine them just like saying, all right, fuck this and just asking Duff's stupid questions to see what it would say.

stuff's not even golf related Duff Foreman Dude fuck Duff Foreman Yeah you're right All the homies hate Duff They really do I'm out on him dude Yeah I'm out too

Well we'll continue to monitor If I if I'm ever watching a meaningful tournament And they throw it to an AI component I am just going to Walk my ass on a Mopac Yeah

Well don't do that I'm not that's it that's a sign I need to I'm done rather you didn't do that that's the sign I'm gonna go I that's the sign where it's just like it's passed you by dude you got to go this is so bad it's demeaning to a real broad it really is like come on man we got to talk to this fucker it's still it's still an R&D I mean he's not ready for his debut Evan in the chat it's a fucking beta mode says these announcers are literally talking to the replacement sad I mean that yeah that is kind of It's sad. And they hate it, I promise you. Dude, yeah, they don't want to give up the ring. Lantern's reference. Do you understand the reference?

Hal didn't want to give up the ring? I was first thinking Lord of the Rings, but then, yeah. Different thing. They're kind of... Very similar. But that's a thing part of the lore. The ring doesn't make you obsessed, though. It's not supposed to be a...

I think it's more of a statement on power. It might just be that Hal doesn't know who he is without the ring. you know well you know what maybe if they gave us an episode where we found out about how i'm sure it's coming but jesus dude tell me about how all i know about how is he's kyle chanler and he and caldha football team the dylan panthers he doesn't want to give up the ring i don't want to give up my state championship ring you're good at a lot of impressions coach taylor it's buddy gertie okay i was going to say you're missing big time no it wasn't but it wasn't you should have known that There's a nuance in it.

Sometimes I'll, you know what, replace this guy with some hellbound AI. In darkest night and fullest eyes, can't lose. The most unbelievable part of that whole show is that his, his, his offspring was Mika Kelly. Buddy Garrity? Why? Because he's just, just an old guy, not particularly handsome. And she's just a mega babe of the 2000s. He pretty much nailed it.

No, that never happened. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Replace me. I'm replaceable. Just get Duffet up. Get Duff up and moving. Get your frame moving.

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Well, I've been told it's a spooky season already, so we better start doing some Halloween content. Otherwise, our producer is going to quit the show. Be all mad at us. Oh, no. He's going to live at the office soon. Don't quit the show. I've never once said.

that you're the one that's bluffing about not doing spooky season unless I bring, do you know it back? It's a stand all. All right. We got to talk about this, this Jackalandron. You're going to hell too. Whoa. We got to talk Jack a lantern.

Literally. Brett, I got to say Brett was wronged in one of the group chats. He sent this like three days ago and it got no action. Here's his problem in the group chat. Because it's on TikTok. He doesn't give us any context. You just drops a link.

We should have said some guidelines for the group. It's like, should I spend two minutes seeing what this link's about or should I just read what he has to say? He doesn't come up with the, you know, he has no contacts. And then this hit the TL, my TL, and I think I send it to Randy. But yeah, we decided we need to talk it. Hit play. Says, parents beware. You can buy this Jack Lantern at, I don't know where, Halloween Spirit store.

Maybe Costco. It's a talking Jacketlander for the people. Yeah, it's talking Jackalandern. But what he has to say is interesting. to buying this viral Jabron Jack Pumpkin if you have children. Listen to this song, they slipped in, and by the way, it gets worse as it goes along. And just so you know, you can't skip to this song, you have to let the songs play all the way through and it snuck right on in there.

So like I said, if you have children, just a buyer beware, pay attention, listen to this video before you go out and buy this. Have a Bob. Survive, dog. Well, awesome. I feel you. Okay. It's rewarding, but I must say in the end.

I like it. Uh-huh. Because even scary pumpkins need a friend. I get it, I feel you. Who wants to be wicked for one night. What? What? What?

I look mesmerizing in this light. This villainous facade is just because I'm shy. Come closer. I've a kiss for you. And it tastes like pumpkin pie. Oh, that's true. We'll be wicked for one night. Warbid and will just...

Okay. How would you like to scream all night? Oh, I don't know yet. You scream. What? I'll fill you full of fright. Oh, better to something. It's a pumpkin's calling.

Oh. How dull? I spoil you with my roasted pumpkins. No way. Oh, my God. Are we sure about this? We'll be wicked for one night. Yeah.

Morven and the fat goes down. Why do you know this? Because it's the chorus, the third time he's saying it. Oh. Dude, what do we, it's the whispering that makes it like extra. It's definitely a very central seductive song. He's gonna fill you full. Are we sure this is real, though?

I assume so. Too late now. Let's get wicked for one night. I'll feel you full of my fright. What was the roasted pumpkin seed line? I don't know. Is that like the pump? I'll spoil you with my roasted pumpkin seeds.

Can I say something here? This is going to, if you get wicked. Four one night. Is that what pumpkins? Is there pumpkin, is pumpkin seeds? Is that like their little pumpkin come? I think that's the implication here, sure. But I don't think pumpkins actually ejaculate.

That's what you're asking. I'm as far as I have to explain that to you. I don't know why I have to explain that to you. Well, I'm just trying to understand the song. By the way, roasted pumpkin seeds, they don't taste great. I know why people do it. Oh, I disagree. I like them as a kid.

It was just fun to do something with them. Brinik, probably coats them in sugar. That's why it likes them. Yeah, it's a salt boy. Are you right? Let's get wicked for one night. That big ass head. Oh, pumpkin head looking ass.

Ooh, it's almost time. It's almost pumpkin head, uh, ale season. Oh, you guys overrate that. No, dog, it's good. I had it, I had it on draft in, and Matt when I was in Massachusetts. Oh, man, but that you're different. Dog, so different.

It was incredible. You wouldn't know, dude. You don't know shit. I've never had pumpkin ale in Massachusetts. that you're right. Well, next time you're up that way. I've been drinking, I've been drinking Coors Lights, which is I have, for some reason, a never-ending amount of Coors Light in my fridge.

I don't even know where I got it. I think I brought it home in the beach. Coors Light for Lanzer Blue. I mean, Jabber and Jack, I think, has some Riz. I mean, I'll say it. The worst song. I mean, the lyrics, I don't like the message. I mean, do you try to tell me it's not catchy?

I mean, Jabber and Jack's going to hell. That's good wicked. I think he's programmed. So he's just a regular-ins. No, he's not AI, I don't think. But, like, it's still, like, that thing is not, that thing is going to the underworld. Because of sin.

Because he's being lustful. He's talking about, he's referencing pumpkin calm and stuff. Oh, one night. He just wants a one-night stand. He's a shit. Talk about waking up together alone. It's kind of toxic. I mean, this Halloween is like,

it's kind of for kids. You know, I'm not kind of. It's for kids. There's some costumes out there. It's for kids. There's the people who, it's the second week of seven. September and there's people who've already

turn their apartment into a fucking haunted house. Okay, you can't put that thing out on your patio on Halloween night and expect trick-or-treaters to approach it. Those are kids. If it talks to my wife like that, I'm punching a hole through. I'm a little jack-lantern face. It's about to be a crack-a-lantern.

That's good. Imagine your wife leaving you for Jabber and Jack. Let's get wicked. It'd be tough. He just sees me. For one night. He's not going to raise it. raise my kids. I'll tell you that.

He might. He might. No. He's trying to get wicked. He ain't raising my kids. He's trying to spoil your, your, your, your, your gal with, uh, roasted pumpkin seeds. Again, with the pumpkin seed. He's got, he's going to lead her through a bunch of wicked deeds. I'll tell you what. Four one nine.

Better, you know, he ain't, he ain't, he ain't meeting my kids. He ain't even, no, he ain't raising my kids. Who's he? Who is this? Jack Lantern. It's literally jabbering jack. Over my dead body. I'll catch a case. I'll catch a motherfucking case. You'll catch a body?

I'll catch you a pumpkin. You'll catch a pumpkin. I'll catch a gourd. All right. I'll carve him up even more. Fuck, keep going. Actually? Actually?

He ain't touching my kids. Uh-uh. Scary white. I ain't calling the police. So this is a. like this is like country bumpkin country pumpkin with kids yeah Randy good point

funny point for Randy pumpkin I'll tell you this right now you better not be singing that shit around my kids Jabber and Jack steps foot on my porch he's gonna be greeted with the 12 gage I respect I respect their mama but I got the 12 gauge right here you better not be singing that pumpkin

pumpkin fucking song around my kids I'll show you something wicked, Jabber and Jack. So what's the deal? You can now get into, you can apply for the FBI if you've hooked up with a pumpkin. What's happening there? I don't know. But what about a pumpkin?

What about Jack, jabber and Jack a lantern? You can hook up with a pumpkin and still get in to work for Homeland? What's the deal? Don't I'm mixing up the stories. I'm conflating stories. You are.

The whisper of the dirty parts, it was so unnecessary. It would have, it would have hit softer had he sang, you know, the, like, the seed part and the getting wicked. No, wait, the wicked he did sing. That's the chorus. All right, Chechay just texted me.

She said, oh, my, OMG, that reminds me of Dylan. She texted you? That's crazy. Thank you for sporting the show. Because I get wicked with her for one night. She said you just like to, you kind of like, let's get wicked for one night, Chechay. Somebody clipped that. She's not watching anymore.

She's back to work. Yeah, she's like, I have enough these fucking idiots. And I get it. I get it. I mean, why, if anybody had tuned out already, I, it's fine. The Duff Foreman, now this. I don't care. And if it's not real, don't tell me.

I don't care. It's real to me, damn it. That's good way, kids. Thank you for what you've done to your pumpkin bodies. All right, it's a joke for Randy. Still. You're real to me, damn it. That's an underrated internet video.

That's like 25 years old. What happens when Jabber and Jack gives your wife a little pumpkin spice kiss? That's your girl is no longer your girl. That's Jabber and Jack's girl. He's going to fuck around and find out. Hell yeah. I'm going to pull all of his little seeds out. Oh, sick.

And I'm going to cook them. You're going to spill the guts all over the pavement? Yeah. First, I'm going to spill the guts to her and be like, why did you do that? Why'd you do this to me? Why'd you do me like this? He broke my heart. And then I'm going to spill his guts all over the Mopac.

Why'd you do me like this? I'm going to throw those little pumpkin head ass on a Mopac. Okay. Bitch. Okay. Yeah. That's all. I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to be going to counseling. I have not been. I have not attended. It's court mandated. You need to go. There's a reason it's court mandated. You need to take it seriously. I'll tell you this.

Spooky season's going to be real extra spooky if this guy keeps talking. If this, can we get one of those in here? I'll look, I'll see where we can get a jabber and jack. Yeah. Let's get wicked. That's a, that sounds like a, that sounds like a 1920s baseball player. Yeah, Jabber and Jack. Jabber and Jack. Jabber and Jack.

Jabber and Jack. Jabber and Jack. Two for three. Well, double on a single. You can get Jabron Jack 12 inch animated built in for 60 bucks at Home Depot. 12 inches? I can't compete with that. Yeah. Jabber and Jack swings at every pitch he sees.

Little. Old Jabber and Jack. Ah, Jabber and Jack, yeah. In the off-season, he's quite the ladies' man. He's a welder. He works out at the factory. Not the one Dylan works out, but I never won. He slept with my wife.

I don't like the guy. To be honest. But he's a hell of a bunch of. player. Can you really get one? How much is it? It's a $60. 60 bucks at home. I'm making $800 this year.

I mean, honestly, that's probably, I'm willing to blow the spooky season budget on Jabber and Jack. Let's get wicked for one episode. I like it. Maybe Jabber and Jack will be a spooky season character I do. Like, I show up. Here's the thing. A horny ass pumpkin. Just a horny pumpkin who's just trying to seduce your, your sig on.

You have to make sure if we're going to acquire one, we get. an original because they're going to reprogram them after this hits the uh the internet i'll tell you this i'm gonna reprogram them if you keep on running his little pumpkin mouth yeah i'm gonna carve him up something awful mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm bet let's get where i can't stop singing the song we gotta move on yeah this song was kind of made for you to say let's get wicked for one night can you play it one more time yeah sure why not just for dylan you skip yeah skip the part with you Shy. No.

Come closer. I have a kiss for you. That's the part. I don't like a kiss for you. We'll be wicked for one night. All right. Morbid and nefarious. And when.

Nefarious? Sounds like a dark. Cannibal corpse song. Let's get wicked for one night. Warbid and nefarious. I have a kiss for you and it tastes like pumpkin pie. I won't do cannibal corpse voice anymore. I apologize.

It hurts your throat. I'm going to hurt his throat. I have a kiss for you. That's somehow the creepiest part. I have a kiss for you. And it tastes like pumpkin pie. Don't say that, dude. It tastes like what, pumpkin pie?

Yeah. I do like pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin pie. I do. Oh, man. Let's get wicked. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Man.

I'm going to need better help after that. Dylan, if you could wake up tomorrow. being better at one thing what would it be who um you really put me on be vulnerable you know what sure do it man i'll be more more vulnerable yeah sharing sharing what's on my mind about that like if you want to be wicked or nefarious or morbid share it man for me it's just putting my phone down i'm going a little bit of a different way than you went yeah but i appreciate you sharing yeah i'm I'm just putting my phone down, man. I'm trying to be less online, which is tough because of this industry we're in.

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I'll be honest. I have never, I don't know anything about high rocks. I've never heard of it until this story. We talked about it briefly because I think there's, someone who said it stood for hybrid rock star and i don't know if that's accurate or not but it is essentially like imagine then they probably hate what i'm about to say i think of crossfit games it's it's in that world yeah no that that's i was listening to bobby bones this morning they were talking about this story and then the way they were describing it is sounded like crossfit games

to me anyway what happened with this with this gal well it's rhea time it's real it's real a time Did she get wicked for one night? Well, this happened in China. China. China. An Australian, young lady. She was competing. It looked like she was doing some, she was doing lunges, weighted lunges.

She had the kettlebells racked in the rack position. She's doing the lunges. And then next thing you know, the headline from the New York Post, who always has a great inflammatory headline, I'll read it. No, I, yeah, I'll read it. Diarrhea soaked. High Rocks athlete divides Internet over whether she should have quit. Spoiler, she didn't. She kept powering through.

She should have quit. Even though she had visibly lost control over bowels. I'm quitting. I'm like, yo, I just dututu myself. I'm out of here, y'all. Good luck. You're not a dog. You're not a dog.

Good luck to everyone. You're so built same. You're so built same. Yeah, but the public shame would be. You've already done. Okay, you've already been seen with it. With the, just keep going. Davis Clark should his pants in a marathon and earned a follow for me.

Think about that, Dylan? To me, the competing part is just not important at that point. I just want to get cleaning as quickly as I can. I'm throwing those clothes in the dumpster. I'm hopping in the show. You're not a real competitor then. You're right, and that's fine. People are upset saying it's a biohazard.

And they're not wrong. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's contaminated. Yeah, it's doo-doo. She posts a little pick afterward from the hospital bed. What do you think? Nice young lady.

Yeah, she's a cute. Yeah. Is that is that a deal breaker? She's a 10, but she had do-do run down her leg and she still competed in the high rocks. She lost control over BMs. The problem, the problem with it is that you Google her name and it's like, oh, she's the one who competed with doo-doo running down her leg. Rainy's into that. If she had just done it, I don't think so. If she had just gone home and it wouldn't have been a story. You're into athletic competition. Yes. I'm into women's sports. I support them. That's great.

I do too. I love that for you. You want her to quit. Let's do high rocks funerals one night. Oh, run doo-doo down your leg. You're gonna compete with some doo-doo running down your thigh. It's a biohazard. That didn't flow at all.

God dang it. It's a biohazard. It's a biohazard with that doo-doo everywhere. Yeah, doo-doo everywhere. I don't like that. It's morbid and nefarious and stinky. That is morbid and nefarious. It's stinky.

People are really mad. Here's a quote. You may think you're a tough athlete or a tough SOB, but are you, I shit myself through an entire physical competition and still fucking won tough? She did win. No, I am not. She won? Dude, Australians, dude.

Her dog, man, we know this. I miss the Australians that were over here. Oh, no, man. Well, did she win because no one else wanted to compete? Great point. After she contaminated everything else. That's a great point. Someone put the picture of me next to I-10 on the TL just now because of the story.

I've never been in that situation where I was competing physically and lost control or almost lost control. I'm there you can come close. It typically like just goes away once I start doing the competition. Not that I've done to a ton of that now You know, so it's a golf, golf, I've, I'll be honest, we've all been on the golf course and been like, oh, no. So this, it's not super uncommon for, like, either a marathon

or, you know, a Iron Man or something, right? Like, this does happen. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, Davis Clark, literally. Yeah. I'd wear an adult diaper. I just wouldn't do it.

I just wouldn't do the competition. Should be an immediate forfeit. Pretty selfish as the other runners had to literally run and slip on her crap. Shut the fuck. hook up. No, that's, I'd be saying the same thing. They probably, they were probably a way they didn't have to, they put some cones down.

Let's slip on crap for one night. Look, you gotta tape it off. You know, I'm the Ria time guy. Of course. Yeah, we know that. But there's, you don't want to be the Ria time, dude. I'm Ria time guy. There's entirely too much poop going on in the world right now.

With the lettuce stuff, the girl at the Noah Khan concert, this, what is going on? We need less. I don't need pooping the headlines every single day. You need less do-do. More constipation, less do-do by my 2028 platform. That's pretty impressive to continue because like you, I mean, you just power through that. Like knowing all the things running through your head, if you were able to stay locked in, that's pretty impressive. Because I would be like, like you said, I'm going to be thinking like, well, I'm going to be known for this going forward.

Yeah. I still want that to be me. Are we looking at this differently if it's a dude? No. No. I'm not. You have a hard, you have a hard, fast, bright line, do-do role? Like, you're not, you're not. Yeah. Doesn't matter who you are. You apply it equally to everybody. Basically, I don't want to ever see your doo-doo. It's a great equalizer. Diarrhea?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Thanks. Good work. Good work, Randy. Well, shout's to her for winning. You want to say this brisket video for tomorrow? You didn't fucking win a high rocks? Yeah, we can say the brisket for tomorrow. You're right. I didn't win anything.

Damn. Let's get wicked. I played my Zah card yesterday. A Tuesday Zah card play? I went to that. I went back to that place because Alyssa's thought it looked good She wanted me to pick up the pizza, so I picked up the pepperoni pie from the gas station pizza place. I can report. The one down here?

The one around, it's on Barton Hills next to Barkin Creek. Dave said yesterday that he was going to go off for lunch, made a big claim. He did. I can confirm he did go off for lunch last yesterday. He got the chicken parm sandwich. It had two cutlets on it. You're talking about Giovanni's? Nope.

Okay. How about Joe's slice of Sicily? Giovanni's is good, which is in a gas station. Haven't been, I haven't tried it. This is very similar, but it's in the, it's in the Barton Hills market, which we've probably all driven by hundreds of times because it was over by the vape house. But it's a good gas station. In the back, they've got a little pizza place. Okay.

Not just pizza. They got a Philly cheese steak pinwheel. They got calzone. They got stromboli. I love the stromboli. It upsets my stomach. It makes my, it does make my reflux act up. I have to have a Pepsi's good.

I'm more of a Atlanta girl myself. Oh, my Atlanta. Yeah. I was supposed to compete in the upcoming high rocks event, but I will no longer be participating. Not with what's going on there. We'll see you tomorrow. By the way, go check out what's the show we did?

Circling back and touching base. We interview Beinsmole. New Guy Brett. Swag money. The unnameable. Huckoo may not be named. Go see some designs that I did before I got hired here.

Fahita is strong, dude. He was a strong. You're probably wondering why that was posted to the store. That's a Randy John. Let's give you a little more context. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye.