Circling Back - Wienermobiles, Fortnite, and Pop-Up Shows

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Will finally takes the dive into gaming with the squad, Zuck's high-quality Hawaiian beef, Dillon assuming the role of driving the Wienermobile, Zach Bryan's pop-up show in Austin (and which pop-up show we'd most like to attend), Jeremy Renner's unhinged in-law behavior, TWIF, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: ⁠ https://www.youtube.com/@CirclingBack Shop Washed Merch: ⁠https://www.washedmedia.shop/⁠ (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:06) Fortnite Will (26:20) Zuckerberg Farming The Best Beef in the World (37:35) Dillon’s Side Gig (50:15) Zach Bryan Pop-Up Concert In Austin (59:00) Jeremy Renner Meets The Parents (1:05:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rocket Money: https://rocketmoney.com/circling Earlybird CBD: https://earlybirdcbd.com/ (BACKER for 20% off) For Wellness: https://forwellness.com/ (code CIRCLING for 25% off) Groove Life: https://www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the washed media headquarters in austin texas my name is will defries to my left david mr cover your pipes rough all right here it is my official in out list of 2024 we'll start uh with out out Bogging with the boys. In. Living in a tunnel in the Bronx with the boys. Thanks, guys. Bogging? Bogging's out.

We're not bogging. I obviously know what that means, but for people at home who don't, can you explain it to them? I want to first go out and say that bogging is on my in list. Oh, okay. I am to first go out and say that bogging is on my end list. Oh, okay. I am officially so in on bogging. I want to listen to Glorp music while bogging so bad. I got a video for you. I want to get gloopy.

Go ahead. If you're watching YouTube, you can watch this at home too. Here's some. This is some traditional bogging. Those thoughts you hear are just dude's faces into a bog. Okay. How are you saying this is out? Where's the nearest bog?

It's so late 2023, my dude. Dude, can you imagine how good your skin looks after you're done bogging with the boys, dude? This looks dangerous. Yeah, this doesn't look like a good idea. This is giving quicksand vibes. Where's the nearest bog? You're betting quicksand? No, aren't you? Didn't you have a run-in with quicksand? Aren. This is giving quicksand vibes. Where's the nearest bog? You're betting quicksand? No, aren't you?

Didn't you have a run-in with quicksand? Aren't you scared of quicksand? I'm a little scared of it. Who's not scared of quicksand? I respect quicksand because in Harbor Springs, there are natural springs around the beaches and stuff. And so these natural quicksand things will pop up in certain parts of the beach. They're not like huge, but they're these little tiny things.

And one time I decided to stick my hand in just to see, and it was like, oh, this is way more real than I ever could have understood. I haven't seen one in years, though. This was as a kid. I don't know if there is a prevalent up there. Did we talk about that guy who filmed a tutorial on how to get out of quicksand,

set up a tripod and filmed his own death? I don't want to talk about it. You've seen the video? Yeah. I haven't. Yeah. The key is to not get in the quicksand in the first place right but if you do happen to find yourself don't panic what's how do you do it like you know i i am not here to give you legal advice or survival advice

if you want that kind of stuff you should ask barrett where do you find quicksand don't you pronounce it quicksand yeah do you bitch oh normalized living in a tunnel under the the bronx bx bx in the building there's more under the building there's a time in my life where if the boys pitch living in a tunnel underneath the city to save a little coin i would probably would have done it to save a little coin you don't have to pay any uh utilities you live in the utility you kind of are the utility yeah you're just living under there right oh the ultimate utility man dylan shivery we've got a hard freeze headed our way folks headed to austin texas gonna be in the teens let's play a little game called will the austin power grid hold up it's not headed to austin texas gonna be in the teens let's play a little game called

will the austin power grid hold up it's not just the austin power your girl's got a hard defreeze coming to austin or is it good or is it gonna be very dangerous for some folks i don't know it's my girl's got a hard defreeze it's just scary that it's it sucks living in a city that you have to plan like a week in advance for 16 degree temperatures like do i go buy you know jugs of water right now like what's what's the situation you're always talking about how you want to go see some big jugs i do part of the problem you're gonna go clean out heb people are gonna go in for the shopping but what happened oh people freaked out because it's gonna be under freezing load up on tp bunch of dylan's i have so much uh so much liquid death at my house

that like i'm just different right now. If anyone wants to do an exchange, I've got some sparkling that I like to unload. Okay. You know I'm a still boy. Liquid death got the bag, by the way. Still to freeze. Guys who started that got paid. Good.

So shout out to them. Good. Good branding. When they first, we did reads for them two or three years ago. We were like, what the fuck? Yeah. And now it's like, oh, yeah, those guys are like billionaires. Now it's in Whole Foods.

Cool. Have y'all tried their competitor that's climbing the ranks? What is it called? Element. It's called Keep Living. Oh, I was hoping for something, like, really aggressive. L-M-N-T. Like, yeah, like something about homicide or whatever.

It's really salty. It's really salty. It's really salty. It's a sodium play. Salty? Yeah. It's for salt of the earth guys like us. We were staying at a hotel for my sister-in-law's wedding, and they would leave these on your bedside table at night,

and they're just so salty. It tastes like you're drinking salt water. But if you cut it in half and just do a little half dose, it's interesting. I'm not really here to cut my water. No like you're drinking salt water. But if you cut it in half and just do a little half dose, it's interesting. I'm not really here to cut my water. No, you're cutting the water, dude. I feel like if there's one thing I shouldn't have to cut, it's water. Yeah.

No, water's good for you, man. I'm just on that electrolyte grind, though. Yeah. I was kind of sad at Barrett's bachelor party. We were on the mountain, and it was lunchtime. You'd think a beer would be in order. I got half of a Stella Artois can down. But the boys were just electrolyting hard.

And I was like, dude, we're old now. You had to pound some Troes? Yeah, there's way more Gator Light or whatever they're calling it, the new Gatorade electrolyte drink. There are way more of those on the table than beers. And it was like, yeah, I get it. PGP. Y'all were doing Gator Tales too from what I heard.

I don't think we were, dog. You know me, dude. Come on. I'm scared. Dave never passes up a good Gator Tale. We're not doing uppers in 2024. It's year down or something? We're just altering our minds.

It's sad boy season. No, it's not. It's not. Y'all are taking it the opposite direction. I'm trying to be in the middle ground. We'reing our minds. It's sad boy season. No, it's not. It's not. Y'all are taking it the opposite direction. I'm trying to be in the middle ground. We're expanding our minds. You're trying to get weird with it. I don't know.

Not like actively. I'm pretty tired all the time. You guys are living on the surface. I'm low key in this tunnel down here. I'm just living here with the boys. Are you smoking ketamine? Yeah, we're just doing ket. I didn't get past the memes.

What was the story there? I'm just doing ket with the boys in the tunnel, yo. What was the tunnel story? They're living past the memes. What was the story there? I'm just doing Ket with the boys in the tunnel, yo. What was the tunnel story? They're living in the tunnel. It's Orthodox Jews, a group of. Just for shits and gigs? Pull up that dude's post from December. If this is real, but there's a guy who on Twitter was vindicated.

He tweeted something like early December, like he keeps hearing people speaking Yiddish under his floor. I did see it. And then this comes out. There really was a tunnel. Some of you owe me an apology. He's like, wait a minute. That's a good follow-up tweet.

That's insane. I love it. I mean, wow. Yeah, you could hear him down there oh this is true imagine how crazy just like hearing yiddish underneath your floorboards when you're like don't have a basement yeah i think you're going crazy or haunted yeah but no there's just some orthodox jews building a tunnel i knew some uh yiddish words um my parents famously lived in germany for a time um i was born there anyway um i knew pretty

much just the words you shouldn't say and i didn't know what they meant and one time to my uh my my literature teacher in high school i used one and he's like do you know what that means i was like i really don't he's like you should ask your dad what that means and i asked him and it was like a penis head or something what was the word i think it was schmuck schmuck i think that was may not have been that let's make sure confirm it and i please that's a foolish or contemptible person no there was another one and i used it and i think it was like the tip of a penis is it a schlameel i don't know we used to say that word i never really understood what it should look it up make sure we're out make sure we don't need randy to do some editing right now just in case i think he's supposed to meal good you know have fun you

know it's truly hard to say i'm shocked that i got schmuck right in the first first time i'm not you're a big fan of dinner for schmucks right steve corral is that a good one no okay so meal is the same thing as a schmuck incompetent person or a fool there's some fun words in in that language yeah you're a regular shamil hill oh maybe it's because uh schmuck might come from the word for foreskin. I don't know. Whatever. Hey, to our friends out there, I don't know.

I'm sorry. To all the boys in the tunnel right now listening, we see you. And to Mr. Gowazinski, I apologize for calling you whatever I called you. You think he's still listening? Probably not. Great teacher, though. I just Googled Yiddish word for penis and schmuck came up. Okay, well, that was it.

Maybe I shouldn't have called him a penis. don't call your teacher a penis yeah just normally don't call your teacher a schmuck david like that's so disrespectful we were having fun it's so disrespectful i was the teacher's pet i thought i could get away with it i always brought him a little apple what a schmuck you were man were you a teacher's pet no i was such a teacher early on yes but not not past let's see when did i start drinking uh my buddy dustin's dad's coors lights and smoking his cigars out of his grill uh probably in ninth grade is when i stopped being a teacher's pet that's right yeah i realized at an early age how how much of a benefit you can get from being a teacher's pet. I had a responsible older sister who carried our last name well.

And whenever a teacher saw my name on the roster, they were like, oh, I know your sister. And I was like, yeah, you do. Yep, she's real nice. Real nice gal. And I'm kind of a shithead. And I'm going to try to charm you out of doing homework for a while. You weren't a shithead. There's no way. You were no schmuck. I wasn't. I wasn't a shithead. There's no way.

You were no schmuck. I wasn't. I wasn't a schmuck. I was very irresponsible. Hey, do you guys hear that? No. I think it's time for Will's five-star review. Of the week.

You guys ready for this? Oh, yeah. It's a good one. It's from Bobby B-Hole. Actually, it's from Nib b hole actually it's from nibbles mcgee okay it's from nibbles mcgee and the subject is bobby b hole okay got it this says nyc backer my wife started listening to the pod and has been repeating all your jokes around my friend group unfortunately all my friends now think she's funnier than me due to this fact it hard to say if my marriage can survive this travesty but irregardless uh-huh due to the juxtaposition i think i would get you guys in the

divorce five stars oh that's big oh man it's gonna be tough to comment on that one until we see what she looks like oh really who gets cb on divorce jesus we gotta do a new york city uh meetup i know we'll probably talk about that but i, we could just straight up go to the tunnels. A New York City meetup would be one of the easier things we could possibly do. Hey, is it within bounds to say the cities that we've narrowed it down to? Sure. No one's going to throw a flag on you if we're doing sports stuff. No one's going to do that?

Hey, we're not going to tee you up. All right, so we've narrowed ited it down folks for the meetup dylan and brett they just can't they can't holster info it's impossible for them this is harmless to get out there though right i'm surprised brett hasn't already put out a usa map with eye emojis over every city we've thought about he is such a uh the king of p flaring. He's a pea flaring. The last month, he has been just the pea flare god. Yeah, dude. What's his problem?

I think I know. I wonder if it's paid any dividends for him. All right. I don't want to ask what pea flaring is. Were you not here for that episode? You talked about it. I don't think I was here. Okay, like you travel to a city,

and you put a post up that announces your arrival it's like all right he wants to slide in my dm since i'm in okay so what why is it called p flaring oh he stands for you know the oh so you're shooting one in the air part of the female anatomy come on it's a good term yeah you know now that you mentioned it you're right he's a good term. Yeah. You know, now that you mentioned it, you're right. He's a big P-Flair guy. See, I didn't P-Flair in Breck. I waited until I got home. Well, you're married. It's a little different.

Yeah, exactly. I waited until I got home to post any stories. I didn't want to get Kim Kardashian like yesterday's episode. There it is. So now all married guys now are like, crap, am I not supposed to post when I go? I'm just going to like Chicago for work. Can I not tell my friends?

You're going to overthink it. Yeah, I just wanted to flex like this cool restaurant I went to on the first night of our vacation. Like, am I a scumbag now? That's not your pee flare. Yeah, they get back from a guy's trip and the wife's waiting for them at the front door. Pee flare, huh? Yeah, nice pee flare. Pee flare, huh?

How'd that work out for you? Did you get any pee? Did you get any bites on that pee flare? Okay. We've narrowed it down to nine cities so many cities no it's not this is a fun this is a fundraising opportunity you're right single didge do people know like the actual plan is are we waiting to reveal that we could say it so from this list of cities, you are going to, if you want the meetup to be in your city from this list, you are to donate. We're donating to charity, right?

It's a charity play. Donate to charity in your city's name. Whichever city raises the most funds, that's where the meetup will be. We chose based on the size of the market, like the demographic. We have a list of, you know, top demographic cities. So we kind of from,

from that list and also just cities that we want to visit. No offense to ones we don't. But we really prioritize the actual best cities. We want it to be a fun situation for us.

I don't know the difference either. Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was, nevermind. Give us the cities. One of these cities will be getting a circling back meetup this year atlanta seattle new york denver washington dc chicago madison

wisconsin nashville charlotte ah what city on that list damn it is the bottom of your list oh i'm gonna say y'all are not gonna like the one that's on the bottom i'm gonna say charlotte i don't really know why i have no i have no i've always wanted to go to charlotte i've never done it i've spent one night there because i was traveling but i you did one night in charlotte one night in charlotte hey uh randy Hey, Randy, can you spell Charlotte for us? I believe it is C-H-A-R-O-L-O-E-T-T-E. Is that correct? Stop.

Randy thinks it's a four-syllable word. I'm so mad Ames wasn't on there. If you're from Charlotte, I really have nothing against you. No, I'm not saying you. It's just the least sexy to you right now. I get that. Yeah, maybe. I get that.

My least, it's controversial. I feel like Nashville might be a beating of a town. I think we've got a lot of good backers there, and I feel like it's in a great location for other backers to get to. So for that reason, great great but just as a town i feel like it's just going to be like going to uh toby keith's i love this bar i don't want to get over bad country music nashville is is the city that i think in my mind is going to win out here i don't know why i could see it we're atlanta my bottom is Chicago. Why?

We've already done it. We've already done it. I want to spread the love. I want to go somewhere else. I've been to Chicago a million times in my life. May I share my number one with you guys? Sure. I hope Madison wins out. I've always wanted to visit Madison, Wisconsin.

Okay. Also, maybe J-Bone will be there. And our friend KJ as well. Nah, I'm not going to be there. I think that would be fun man life would be really groovy if we could make all this happen speaking of that let's hear from our friends over at groove life yeah you've seen dylan at the bars he's always on dirty six he's pulling out his wallet buying rounds for everybody and and when you pull out his wallet you realize like oh this guy's too old to be on dirty six he's pulling out his wallet buying rounds for everybody and and when you pull out his wallet you realize like oh this guy's too old to be on dirty six he's got this he's got this

old ass wallet with all these like credit cards in it i don't even know how he sits down with this thing in his back pocket it's just got to be just annoying on the back it's got to be shifting your spine in ways that you can't even believe right right what if i told you you'd get a wallet that's sleek and fits perfectly in your pocket, Dylan? What if? I'd be very interested in something like that, Will. Well, this podcast is sponsored by Groove Life. The Groove Wallet is a sleek, low-profile wallet engineered for everyday use. One simple thumb motion fans up to six cards out to easily access and find everything that you need. With its durable, high-quality aluminum outer shell, this wallet is unlike any other wallet you've ever seen.

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products that's the best offer you'll find but you have to use our link groove life.com slash steam for 20 off your order one last time that's groove life.com slash steam for 20 off your order one last time that's groovlife.com slash steam for 20 off your order did something last night boys squad's been clamoring they've been calling me soft dub lately soft dub to freeze went up to the goon cave last night right okay hooked up the ps5 that's been sitting in this box since uh december 25th and uh i fired it fired it up okay you know your boy you know your boy was just downloading games left and right i downloaded one that i already owned i downloaded a free one and i downloaded one that i purchased with my cold hard cash baby so are you playing this with a smart tv uh i think it's a smart tv cool yeah i

posted a picture of the cave last night on Twitter. And although there is a chair in there, with the TV being on the ground, it doesn't give a good vantage point. So I was just laying on the ground like a little kid just with my face in front of the TV. On your tummy? Yeah. My back hurts so bad. Why were you doing that? Because, dude, it's so much more HD when you're eye level with it as opposed to when you're just sitting in the chair like two feet above it.

You just need a couple of boards and some center box. As a video professional, I can confirm. It's more HD that way. What am I supposed to say? What's the non-NARP way to say it? I don't know. But I can see more of the details. To be honest, when I was sitting far away and up in the chair,

it just kind of looked like a PS4 game still. But when I got down on my tummy, when I hit that prone position, I got more detail out of the players and stuff. Okay. Yeah. So was one of the games Fortnite? I downloaded Fortnite as my second game. FIFA 24 was the first download because you know I'm just on the sticks just absolutely running it fortnite's free

right yeah very cool a lot of in-game purchase opportunities though yeah that's where they get you i had to make sure to make make it so you had to enter a password every time because i know fritz could he one time he grabbed the ps4 controller and suddenly he had like six things in our cart parks asked for v bucks it's like the fortnight currency for christmas and he got some hell yeah uh i'll admit that once i got to the menu of fortnight i didn't know how to even start the game you know what it is it is kind of confusing it's not a good man it took me forever to figure out how to just start playing the game and then when i was dropping in i was just like it's over for me daddy dropped in daddy dropped in and daddy got daddy got so confused that daddy turned off the

game in the middle of it that's a virgin lobby yeah you were in you gotta go you gotta go no bill bro i don't know what any of this means you'll figure it out you just need you need some reps under your belt i think i'm gonna get into this harry potter game though i don't want to hear any more about that dude do i get to get sorted i again i want to get sorted dude you big ravenclaw vibes sally told me i was uh i actually know yeah i took a quiz and it said i was ravenclaw some nerd dork shit what what are you then nerd dork dude hufflepuff i'm all about that fun time dude you don't want to zip fools up with us how How am I the opposite of you just when we go to Harry Potter world? I don't know. What'd you ask me, bitch?

You don't want to zip fools up with us? I don't know if you want me zipping fools up with you right now, because I don't know if I have zip in my thing. All I had was like an axe. You need to go find a chopper. How do I find a chopper? They're everywhere. I couldn't even find people.

You just walk around the map. I was the random dude dropping in and everyone's like where's this guy going yeah just go walk around you'll find a chopper oh you dropped squads you didn't drop solo i didn't i don't know to be honest i don't know what i dropped you're a terrible teammate i don't know i don't know how to do it dude yeah we'll show you how to do it all right all right the one thing i do need and i want people to send this to me in my dms at will defrees on twitter please send me uh the best looking gamer headsets that exist i can't do that i can't do the big clunky boys with like the light up sides and stuff mine is so i need something minimal i can't i can't sit there alone like at 11 p.m at night

with like light up things on my ears. Dude, you got to just lean into it, man. Can I just go AirPods? Not many of them light up. Mine doesn't. Mine are really ugly. Mine has a rumble pack. Really?

Yeah. Dude, the new PS5 controller, if you score a goal in FIFA, it makes the sound of a net. That's sick. Like the ball hitting the net. If you hit the post, same happens what's that give us that sound that's good it was not good it was just okay yeah that too that's a good sound you guys want to come up and hang in my cave can we goon together we can there's even a shower so for like i see that so if we get too

gooned up we can all shower off together it's usually sweaty is there a bathtub uh no bathtub you're gonna get sweaty on the sticks but there's a skylight a little salt burn over there there's a skylight that's covered in dirt and i'm like how's this skylight ever gonna get like you know sky get up there on that roof i'm not gonna that. That's the recipe for me falling off the roof. You hear about Will? Yeah. He was trying to clean off his skylight. Cleaning his skylight over his goon cave.

Yeah. He fell off and shattered his spine. I feel like your chimney sweep guy probably knows a guy that can clean that skylight. He could probably do it. You know what? He'll wear a hat while he does it. I can give you his number. It's a family operation

i've seen him driving around it's really him that man's been in my home i can't have him in my home because he's gonna see that my home does not have a chimney he's gonna be like what's this guy doing you gotta get a chiminea for the backyard is it chiminea season yeah it is are you kidding yeah chiminea season really starts in november do you know a fireplace no no dude the vibes are all off i haven't had one in a few years man what's our uh smokeless campfire thing solo stove yeah i need to recover mine from my uh sister-in-law i don't think she's ever taken it out of the package but i need that thing it's smokeless that's the thing about it yeah this is non-spawn too dude it's there's no smoke you're gonna catch so many bodies in that cave with us i don't think i

am randy tell them you're gonna catch i'm worried i've talked too big of a game about getting into fortnite and now i don't want to do it it's intimidating when you've never done it but once you get some reps in you're like okay i get it i'm gonna facetime with james next time i drop in so he can kind of guide me he'll guide you he'll put you on some choppers, you're like, okay, I get it. I'm going to FaceTime with James next time I drop in so he can kind of guide me. He'll guide you. He'll put you on some choppers that you make from. No, he was hyping me up via text when I was waiting for all my games to download. Felt good.

I needed it. Because I was just like, when you set up, it's like being a little kid when you set up a PS5 or something. Has to do all the updates. You have to go download all the games. And it's like, just put something stock on there so i have something to do while i'm downloading these games he texted me and randy a bit ago about randy's instagram post did randy just get a gram off mid pod and he said uh insane midwestern riz about randy facts he said something else too but i don't want to it's a little more aggressive i'll leave out can randy say it if he's willing to no just uh campo mommies year three post dude insane midwestern riz on randy

okay i'm i'm logging in right now to see what randy's doing rocky randy is what he's calling himself i usually river randy but they're going uh they're going to the mountains how much of this was ai generated none of it not really. Really? So you have these giant – this looks like your apartment's porch, Randy. It looks like Brody. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's AI generated. Are things Photoshopped?

Yes. Randy, your arms are way too big, man. You need to calm down. 14 and three quarters, 15 while fully flexed. Your arms do look really big in that did you work did you pump before that of course you did a band workout didn't you did no no i tried a band workout over the the holidays i got some i will never use a resistant bands again they're terrible why hey right i try it i just i could not get a good workout with them oh yeah you can randy if

you could uh if you could possibly uh put on some long underwear underneath your snow pants i don't think it's very safe for you to be skiing around with no shirt on underneath your snow pants i've seen girls ski in bikinis i can do that if i want to see in the movie hot dog no what you guys just talking about that speaking of meats talk about zuckerberg randy missed out not being in a pit viper ad that is facts yeah what's he doing he's making the greatest beef in the world dude can i ask you a question and feel free to delete this if it's out of bounds do you do you have a business insider subscription no but i'm now learning i'm now learning that uh my free article has gone away for the day. That's okay.

We got the Zucks. Hold on. I think I can make this one. Well, all they were doing in the article was going over Zucks' Instagram post. Do you want me to read a couple excerpts from this post of what he's doing? Oh, come on. He started raising cattle at his ranch in Kauai, and his goal was to create some of the highest quality beef in the world the cattle are wagyu and angus and they'll grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch frat frat hung over all the time

gotta take this a real quick deviation here have you ever seen the movie angus no i feel like that's one you might have seen no okay randy probably before your time back to zuckerberg it was a pretty shitty movie is it about beef no it's about a kid who gets bullied but then he realizes he's like bigger than everybody and then he just whips some boy's ass is his name angus yeah okay would you eat some of zuck's beef yeah fuck yeah have you seen the photo it's real it's real beef because he seems like he would be in on like the fucking fake lab shit i agree but he dude he did start like he's a meat smoker meat smoking would not have gone to the distances that it went without

it becoming a bit via his instagram video or via his uh facebook live video i'm not saying that's the reason meat smoking is popular but it became much more of a bit to talk about and it became much more normalized after he did that video i think we need to thank him for that sweet baby rays he's just such a dork he is a dork i told dave that like even though i think zuck has more skeletons in his closet than like elon does i'm a bigger fan of zuck for some reason i think it's because i think it's because instead of like using his money to to fuck with my favorite app all the time he uh he's using his money to to grow the best beef in the world in hawaii like that's how i want my billionaires to be spending their time i don't need to go to space i just want to make some dope beef yeah like

that i that's actually a cool endeavor to take on can i I make a slight steam room sesh on Elon real quick on Twitter? Have you guys been getting served the Shark Tank ad? It's not really Shark Tank, but it is a keto diet pill. Oh, that has- It has all the Shark Tank people. Kendra Scott? And it's not endorsed by them. They've all bitched about it to him.

And yet I still get served 20 times a day. Why is Kendra Scott in that picture? Again, it's not endorsed by them. I have muted the account that serves that ad. Brett has 10,000 accounts muted on Twitter. I'm sorry? He has 10,000 muted accounts because he mutes every ad that he sees on Twitter. I'm sorry? He has 10,000 muted accounts because he mutes every ad

that he sees on Twitter. I started to do that. So I've started doing it every single time now. No, but dude, I don't see, like I was getting really annoyed at the Shark Tank one.

I decided to stop. The Cheech and Chong gummies. Oh, muted. Muted that. How much budget do Cheech and Chong have to pump these gummies? I muted Tommy Chong.

Yep. Sorry, Tommy. And you know what? Pull back curtain. I didn't think Cheech and Chong have to pump these gummies? I muted Tommy Chong. Yep. Sorry, Tommy. And you know what? Pull back curtain. I didn't think Cheech and Chong movies were funny. I'm going to co-sign that, Davey. I am interested in this meat. Some of the commenters aren't impressed.

One person said this is an absolutely ridiculous waste of money, land, and resources. It's his land. You can kind of just do whatever you want on it, right? Aren't people mad? Didn't he buy like half of Hawaii? Shouldn't we just be happy that this guy doesn't have an island called Little St. Zuck and he's not bringing other billionaires to it

and having sex with children on it? That's a huge plus that he's just concerned with meats and not getting zucked on. Dude, it took him a second. It took him a second. They realized the gas that was just coming out of Dave. Remember when his dad was just there for the taking at that South By event?

Dude, we should have taken his back. We just let him be. That's big of us, honestly. There are a lot of people asking why he has a $100 million bunker underneath his place in Hawaii. Have you guys heard about that? Does he? Apparently, he's got a big old bunker down there

that's resistant to nuclear weapons. Him and the boys just living in it? And people are complaining about that. If I had all the money in the world, I think if I had a place, I'd probably put a nuclear bunker down there. If you have it like that, not honestly yeah who did what contractor do you bring in to build that like how do you find like all right you got to get somebody who's done some work for like department of defense it's like hey man zuck needs us out there to build a bunker just for him and the boys

i don't even understand what kind of cut this is dave can you learn me up on what our man's eating right now like this is an aggressive piece of meat i would say this is definitely a t-bone t-bone thickens hey if there's some kind of catastrophic event world event i think i just want to go down with this ship you know i don't want to be like one of the few to survive you don't want to last of us the situation no it's like when you're i'm not cut out for that life when your parents asked if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too yeah if all my friends killed themselves i'd probably kill myself too it sounds miserable yeah like that'd be a that'd be a lot of trauma to unpack for the rest of my life aren't the elite i'd also wonder

why they didn't invite me in the first place. What's the animal? Lemmings? Mm-hmm. Are lemmings the one just all walk off the side of the mountain together? Penguins will push one penguin off to see if it's safe down there, right? Really? Yeah. That's fucked.

How did they choose it? Blood in, blood out, gang. Did you choose the weakest one? I don't know. I think you just choose the one closest to the edge. Tommy's trying to get a gram off over there that's some dark shit man posing posing with the view suddenly they're getting grams he's just thrown down to the seals dude it's not ideal aren't the uh aren't the world elites buying up land in like new zealand for like world war three they're gonna get because like it going to be off limits down there.

Isn't New Zealand like 95% government land? Staying that way? They famously filmed a lot of Lord of the Rings there, I believe. Not a nerd film. Not a film for nerds, dude.

That's why I haven't seen it. Didn't it win a number of awards? Because you're a nerd? Many, many Oscars. I don't care, dude. That's why I haven't seen it. Didn't it win a number of awards? Wait, because you're a nerd? Many, many Oscars. I don't care, man. You don't get it, though. The king returned, dude. I don't know who the king is. Aragorn?

The guy, look, the guy who is stoked on Fortnite and also is stoked on Game of Thrones, you can't be not stoked on Lord of the Rings i told you i'm gonna start with hp i'm gonna be my hp shit and then i'll graduate to lord of the rings if i'm into it those are same same to me which one's better i don't know they serve different purposes harry potter's easier to consume harry potter's's more warm and cozy around the holidays, whereas you're just getting fucking pummeled with action

when it comes to Lord of the Rings. Really? Let me put it this way. Randy, you can help me. Will, help me. I feel like Harry Potter is an easier universe to digest. It's very much like, okay, I don't have to know a ton of backstory on each character and who their great uncle was.

Whereas Lord of the Rings, you're going to watch Lord of the Rings, you're going to be like, well, I've got to go watch The Hobbit now. And then you're going to have to make the connections between like, oh, this dwarf, who is this dwarf's great grandpa? Was he in Lord of the Rings? So there's a lot of that kind of shit going on. Gimli sounded glowing. Glowing, yes.

Shout out to all my glowing heads out there. Okay. I'd be all fuck with it. I mean, even just as a standalone film, Two Towers is one of my faves. It's so good. So good. Is it like Tilted Towers? Jeez, dude.

Randy? Dude, they wouldn't even know about a hot drop in Tilted. They're not a couple of Fortnite OGs. It's a hot drop, dog. And to be clear, in Two T two towers maddie b's not in it are you sure he wasn't like an extra he could have been an orc they could have dressed him up like an orc dude those orcs are not handsome fellas no no seemingly old dudes right yeah what's up with that yeah that's like that's kind of sick

do we know if they're older do they just look old because they haven't been taking care of themselves? They come from the earth. Every orc looks 38 and there's just a dude losing his hair. Pretty much. They've all been there.

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and it worked. This is one of those things where I get sent it a bunch of times on Twitter, and I just act like I don't see it so so i'll bring attention to it hot dog maker oscar meyer announced on monday that its wienermobile spokesperson application is officially active the brand is on the hunt for 12 new hot doggers to drive the company's 27-foot-long hot dog-shaped ride around the U.S. $35K. Think you're built for that?

Negotiable, maybe. Is that like... Do they have an aux cord so you can hook up Dylan's faves? Is that your annual compensation? Or is it like, here's $35K to drive it across the country? Because that's a whole different story. Well, the job is one year, and it's a full-time paid gig um there you go and it offers the opportunity for fans dylan to become oscar meyer spokespeople on the road i'm

just not a fan you're a fan dude i mean yeah i've had an oscar meyer hot dog before and they're fine what's your favorite gliss i don't i don't even have a favorite gliss probably a jumbo dog from the ballpark, honestly. Randy seems to have some aggressive opinions regarding Gliss. I just think if you're going to the store, an all-beef ballpark is the way to go. I don't know why I skew ballpark over Oscar Mayer. Oscar Mayer seems too chalk.

Ballpark's low-key a movie. When I said ballpark, I didn't mean the brand. I meant from an actual ballpark, just for the record. This guy goes to ballparks, folks. A jumbo dog from the park was yellow mustard and sweet relish. You fucking kidding? There's nothing better. God, look how horny he is for this gliss.

You're so horny for this, dude. We had gliss as a yellow dog. We had turned dogs the other day. We had turned dogs. I got some bad news for you, dude. If you go get a gliss in Breck, you ain't getting no relish, playboy. What the fuck fuck you can't do it at elevation relish doesn't hold up at elevation i don't think that's a thing it's the

oxygen yeah it's oxygen play pickles don't don't play in elevation well not like that i don't know how you play those chopped up pickles that are made into relish that don't play okay fair enough yeah not none of it does this tickle your fancy no hot doggers will travel about 20 000 miles a year visiting at least 40 united states cities and attending more than 1200 events bro let's go out this weekend i'll tell you why this is not a good job for me one i have a job already i'm here right now too i got a son i got a son here you know a whole situation you can bring him with you yeah how much fun it would be the best summer of his damn life if he was riding around the wienermobile and you guys were you guys were sleeping in a double bed

in the back of that thing i don't think that's gonna do much just do it i guess you could save on like uh rent and stuff you could like you know give up your place for a year yeah you could go to yellowstone and just like vibe out there in the wienermobile can you do you sleep inside the wiener i don't know dylan think about how much glizzy you'd be slinging out of that thing i don't know what that mean what do you mean i'm not gonna sell hot't know. Dylan, think about how much glizzy you'd be slinging out of that thing. I don't know what that means. What do you mean? I'm not going to sell hot dogs out of this thing. Well, think of how much you'd say.

That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.

That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. I rarely eat hot dogs. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you pull up to the Barnes and Noble parking lot or wherever the activation is. And you go out and they're like, oh like oh god here's the oscar meyer

mobile and then you leave and then like the girls are like wait was the hot dog guy kind of cute and next thing you know what if i take your girl home on the fucking wiener mobile people it's over for you do you think it'd be do you think it'd be hard for you to get the job considering it'd be a hot dog driving the wiener mobile again i'm not a hot dog you can't double down on lizzy like maybe this could you know like i there's a time in my life where i would have taken any position at like a cool company just because i wanted to get get my foot in the door like you could do that here and you could work your way all the way up to uh ceo and glizzard dente of the company yeah i don't want

to do that oh yeah is this your selection year is that going going to be too much time on your plate? No. You could use it as your campaign boss. Look at the big glizzy on the dash. You could do what you've been saying you're going to do. You could storm the Capitol and just use the glizzy mobile as the battering ram.

I didn't say I'm going to storm the Capitol. You could just pull that thing right through there. You said you wanted to, but since they already did it, you can't you can't do it now you gotta think it's a bulletproof glitz like you can't feel cool riding around in this thing right so if the choppa sings if the blicky comes out the the the glitzmobile's not getting penetrated just jan 6 in the glitz can i bring stella with me yeah sure well don't drink and drive come on man hear about dylan yeah he he got that he got that he got fired because he was drinking stella artois do you guys hear about the guy that

got arrested he got recently like last last couple i saw a random news story about it this dude got arrested because he got his driver's license, and on the way home, he cracked a beer in the car to celebrate, and then he got arrested for it. What are you doing, dog? I couldn't wait until he got home. He was 25. Really?

What took him so long? Well, he might have lived in a city. A lot of New Yorkers don't have driver's license, Dylan. Fair. Low key, I'd give that dude a bid. It is kind of frat. Drinking is frat drinking it's not folks okay it's not say he drank it he just cracked the beer he probably drank it he maybe thought he was in

the virgin islands where you can have a drink and just not be drunk it was a better time then you got arrested but he's open container bro that should just be a ticket i don't know maybe he had some priors and that's why he didn't have a driver's license okay i think he's just driving around with a pair of pliers you never know when never knowing that uh that gas line will go sideways on you my 1995 Subaru legacy that i sold before i moved to Texas had a bad gas line. And it was about $200 to fix it. But instead of just spending the $200 to fix it because I didn't want to spend money,

I just filled up the tank with $5 worth of gas every time and drove it. Oh, that's such a beaty. Yeah. I didn't drive much. That's tough. Wait, didn't you sell it for like $300? Or didn't you sell a car for a very low amount? sold it for two hundred dollars and honestly i think the guy just gave it to me as a pity because he was like this he could probably get more money for the scraps of

this but i'm just gonna give him two hundred dollars and tow it off myself damn i would have given it for free i didn't want to deal with this thing anymore it just sat there it was a tough winner on that subi it would be funny if somebody was like got fired from the wienermobile job just for like just hooking up with too many chicks in the way like yeah he was just cleaning up you're just you gotta chill man have you ever seen the one in austin the wienermobile just rocking in the parking lot have you guys ever seen it in austin serious question um i i have seen one i think i've seen it on mopac before and i was like that's the straight up wienermobile i think there are more than one does that think street legal've seen it on Mopac before, and I was like, that's the straight-up Wienermobile.

I think there are more than one. Is that thing street legal? I don't know. It's got to be more legal than those. What do they call it when they have the... Essentially, they have like maces coming out of the hubcaps? Oh. Oh, the elbows poking out? What's up with that?

That can't be legal, right? Is it? Why can't you have tint on your... You can't have any tint on your car, but you see dudes driving around with like this coming out of their fucking five feet on each side it's crazy so dangerous i think you know my neighbor had uh had those on his cutlass and then one day he didn't and i don't know if he sold them or if they got stolen or maybe law enforcement was like hey man that's super illegal it's like an episode you ever watch speed racer as a kid i kind of want you just to show up with someone

your car and be like oh yeah i don't know where i got these you can't be in the lane next to them it just shreds your tires yeah it's ridiculous but they are sick i watched tokyo drift the other night okay it's okay okay thank you is that the one that has a scene when there's like a parking garage and there's like a ramp to another level and the guy just um drifts up it the entire way like around the loop to the top level of the parking garage like you know a lot of just doesn't bang the the concrete barriers he just drifts all the way in a loop to the top it's pretty impressive it's very i mean difficult to do i'm surprised that's what you isolated dave because do you remember who the

first race scene is against brad from full house really really yeah they're racing for his high school girlfriend oh is she okay with that he's behind in the race and she looks at him and she goes i thought you loved me it's like you can't race for your girlfriend is it enforceable i don't know she volunteered it man you couldn't even make that movie these days you couldn't make that now what a ridiculous thing to race to race for someone's girl yeah what's the conversation like if you win that race and you're like so like hey can i get the hell was that so like after you win let's say you win and you've never met this young lady like

do you want to i know this is weird but i did win the race yeah you are mine now like it's a deal you want to go to like taco cabana it's open that's where i would go just go away from the breakup like hey can we get back together like that you know i know i lost the race but you're not really going in his vehicle right you guys are in love now like what's going on here that was just kind of a bit yeah we're getting married actually wow hot doggers will be offered a $35,600 base salary with a weekly allowance for $150 for meals and personal travel. Think of how many discounted hot dogs you get with $150 a week. Oh, my God. Do you have a pro deal with Oscar Mayer?

Mm-hmm. No, what I don't think you're understanding here is that hot doggers go above and beyond traditional spokesperson duties to represent the iconic Wienermobile, a sizzling fixture in American zeitgeist since it hit the hot dog highways in 1936. You ever been on the hot dog highway? Not yet. Does that eventually run into Rainbow Road? It's here. I think we might have a Wilm in the building picking up some some gear for camp will mommies this weekend get her on the show which will mom yeah bring her on give her

a mic see which one is it i don't fucking know we'll know what does that matter probably the one that dm'd our accountant asked if she could come in the office and i said absolutely i didn't check it anytime dog let's do it let's do an impromptu interview you get her in here can we hear from our friends over at rocket money before we do anything wild ass yeah rocket money keeps me from doing stuff wild yeah it does it does rocket money was something i never knew i needed in life i i i me getting kicked off of accounts left and right because uh these these streaming accounts are just like they're somehow sorting out who's using each other's passwords. And so now I have all these streaming accounts.

I got free trials going. I'm just got a mixed bag in my bank account. I don't know what's recurring and what's not. Luckily for me, Rocket Money has stepped in and shown me that not everything has to be a recurring charge. That just sucks money out of your account every single month when you're not using it. Now that you're gaming, you got the PS2. You got to sign up for whatever online service that gets you on there and if you ever stop gaming dave you know i stay on my game

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Did you say Texas? He did. Austin, Texas. Yes, there was. Zach Bryan. I discovered him last month your ground floor and i told everyone like hey you gotta listen this guy named zach brian you made him famous i made him famous yep i was just sitting there one night and i was like i'm gonna listen to a little zach brian and drink a

little nip of whiskey and i told everyone you know he's famous it's crazy how i discovered him just realized you have a garage now so you have like a whole new place to drink you have no idea how good my garage is for garage beers dave can i show you a photo of my garage for garage beers i don't think you're ready for this dude hold on i only have it in my text with james as he's the one who i asked him if we could have a uh a boiler room set in my garage james is not drinking beers in a garage i'm just gonna put that out there he will if there's a dj right there that's fair he will if there's a dj look at this thing dude that thing's just prime show show player that's a garage i'm drinking in got that new whitewash paint dude damn son yeah the maintenance team went crazy park a whole ass car in there too well some cars okay some cars just wait till the amazon boxes start getting there. Be real cool.

Yeah. When the hail started up the other night, it was a little tight getting in there. Just a little bit. So he did a pop-up concert at a place called Sagebrush. I'm not familiar with Sagebrush. I've been there. It's a little honky-tonk dance hall, South Austin. Out around Congressway, huh?

Yes. South, South Congress. Yep. Have I been there? out around congressway huh yes south south congress yep have i been there out round probably uh oh son of a gun that's not that far from me is it it's not like it's like i'm leave south side of town right yeah but it's like south southeast ish how long after the tweet was sent from him which has now been deleted, probably to stop people from going. How long after did you actually see it? I've been a sagebrush. I liked it.

I want to go back. I didn't see it until Landry sent it to the group. I saw it 23 minutes after it was there. And I thought to myself, 23 minutes. You know, it's in Austin. Could I be one of the first 100 people to show up if I actually really, really wanted to? Maybe. It would have been tough, but maybe. You know what I thought I had? Some of the Austin influencer accounts were there and very active,

very much getting video front row, like Austin365 and all that. I don't like that they were first up on there. It made me realize I probably wouldn't have got in because I know, I at least know of some people who are in the Austin Influencer Adjacent account thing, and they would have told two friends, and they would have told two friends. I guarantee half the crowd was people that they went to school with. It's fair. Yeah.

Fear of showing up and not getting in would probably be enough to keep me away from something like that. Yeah, but you could just go to the gas station down the street and crack a beer in the parking lot and listen to them absolutely jam. Acoustic set. From outside? Yeah.

I don't know, man. Come on, dude. It was just him and a fiddler. The music's in the air, dude. You don't need to be in front of it. Okay. He's so good, man. I would have loved it.

It's a small venue, too too who's your top artist right now they're in austin texas on a school night on a tuesday night who's your top artist that would get you off the couch and get you in a car and driving hoping that you can be one of the first hundred people there don't do like megastar don't do like don't say like drake like elton john who's underrated. Well, Drake had his secret shows for South by and stuff, and I was trying to scheme to get there. I was following the right Instagram accounts,

and I was trying to do everything you could, but it just didn't work out. Honestly, Zach Bryan is who I'm listening to most right now. Not that he would be my answer to this question. Obviously not, because you didn't go. I didn't have a chance to go. It was late everyone technically had a chance were you doing your application or what oscar meyer the hot dog car dylan the hot dog i thought this was a factory joke yeah

the oscar meyer why would you apply to a place why would you apply to a place you know the ongoing factory joke i don't understand that joke yeah you're to a place? Why would you apply to a place? You know, the ongoing factory joke. I don't understand that joke. Yeah. You're already picking up shifts there. Do you need to, are you applying for a, are you applying for a promotion there? I think you do. Don't tell me you're already gainfully employed in the factory. Yeah. Okay. It's quality control. That's so stupid. I could get, I could have got the green light for Isbell. Green light from my wife. That's a good one for you.

She would have been like, go. That's a good one for you. Isbell would have been a go. It's got to be in that category where the artist isn't in a megastar like we just said. Drake, Taylor Swift. All that stuff is like, dude, yeah, of course. Let me throw Leon Bridges at you. That'd be fun.

Leon Bridges is a good one. What I like about what you guys are doing right now are these are people that would actually do this. Yeah. Exactly. Leon Bridges is great. Love Leon. We've done a lot of Ryan Bingham talk due to the Yellowstone stuff.

Ryan Bingham would be one that I would go see. I used to be very much into him. Yeah. It's a good one. I'm trying to think of like some acoustic artist that I'd like to go see, but nothing's really resonating with me right now. John, your boy. Yeah, but is he too superstar right now?

He's mega. He's too superstar. But I feel like he might do it. He would do it. He would do something like that, yeah. He straight up ended his tour in Japan just because he wanted to vibe out. What about Billy Strings? Ooh, that's a good one. billy strings oh that's a good one

billy that's a good one i would do billy strings at this point i've i i have only seen him in concert once at uh acl and i had an absolute blast even though it was acl like i feel like that's not the the best way to see an artist for the first time not familiar with billy strings really i got offered billy strings tickets like really good billy strings tickets for uh moody center in austin probably knowing how much tickets are going for there it's a lot i got offered free tickets from someone that sally works with and uh unfortunately i was out of town that night and i had to give them up absolutely brutal there's an outdoor place i don't know if it's even still there in dallas it was like a i don't know if it's a truck yard or whatever but

they have a little stage and they got cover bands and they have like a chicken place called Chicken Scratch and beers and stuff. I like a little chicken fried. Yeah, you know. Do they have cold beers? They did. We're there one night, just Alyssa and I,

and no band playing. Then all of a sudden, Rhett Miller, lead singer of the old 97s, was just there hanging out and he went up and did like five songs on his guitar, like out of nowhere. It was like, oh, we just saw. That's a good pull. It's like, that was cool. I've never had a moment where I'm watching a concert and someone mind-blowing comes out on the stage.

I thought the biggest chance we had for that was Jay-Z at ACL that year. I thought he was going to bring someone out. Didn't bring anyone out. He brought nobody out. And he ended the show early. He put on a hell on a hell of a show though i was up there i was too high on ross's weed he's good he was good like every song every song felt the same to me even though it wasn't i was just i was just standing there with my eyes wide open like wishing i hadn't hung out with ross for the hour before the show you were on that gas i was on that

gas gas yeah i couldn't handle it dave couldn't handle that shit either. I got a bad history of not being able to handle that at ACL. Yeah. I'm the guy in the crowd not dancing at all. Just staring at the lights.

Drugs. Shut up. Drugs. Hell yeah. Decriminalize drugs though. Sure. Legalize cocaine. We should make that shirt

honestly it's a money maker we know that somebody did make it like remade it yeah and i probably did well with it i haven't seen a back-to-back shirt in a while yeah the rg stuff's kind of falling behind in the uh seeing it regularly out in public. It's a shame. I haven't seen any rowdy W shirts out there. No, the world's a little less rowdy these days, I guess. I haven't seen a Cincinnati Harambe shirt in a long time. I think we sold four of them. We're still getting royalties on that.

If anyone ever sees a Cincinnati Harambe shirt out in the wild, please take a photo for me. Someone listening has one. Yeah, there's at least 10 people listening that have have one i can't believe that got made i was so happy i'm so happy you got a benjamin out of it oh dude tax-free bitch let's go tax-free they shouldn't offer that deal because i was just throwing up ideas hoping they'd make them not thinking they were good at all and they made like three of my ideas it was great make harambe alive again i'll go down in history it's a good shirt yeah it's not make harambe alive again you don't get it dude you can't bring him back to life it's a play off maga no i get it can we talk about our friend uh jeremy renner yeah real quick

we were talking about jeremy renner and i saw an article talking about how he's now dating a young lady who's a couple years ago stole a government vehicle and got a felony whatever so i saw this i was trying to do some jeremy renner research and i saw from in touch weekly jeremy renner accused of insulting felon girlfriend's family after calling them fucking idiots i read this whole story earlier it's like well i gotta know what's up so i went and looked and the family based in reno nevada have accused uh has accused jeremy renner of insulting them they keep harping on her being a felon like okay let's anyway i thought this was interesting apparently they met in a club. Amber's brother, that's her name, Jason Nelms, explained to the outlet that the relationship

became more romantic when the 28 Weeks Later star, they started video chatting and her family in the following months met him. And then the relationship took a negative turn in November when Jeremy invited Amber, her mother, Tracy, and friends to meet his daughter and parents at his Lake Tahoe mansion. As the family made their way to the house, Jeremy allegedly called them nasty names on a phone call and refused to come out and meet them at the entrance. Quote, it's kind of an out in the boonies area where he lives. They're trying to drive out there and they're lost. They don't know where it's at. It's dark. The roads are icy and bad. Jason recalled to the outlet. They're calling him up, just trying to figure out where he's at. And at

one point he's like, what are you guys fucking idiots? Do you not have a brain between the three of you? Jeremy eventually sent his nephew outside where Amber and her family arrived. My family's standing back and he's really coming off as a dick. Jason claimed he was real cold to them. It was like, quote, bow down, end quote. When Amber's mother's friends went to shake Jeremy's hand, he allegedly asked, who the fuck are you? What an asshole this guy is. That's so disrespectful.

There's no way he was really like this. I don't know. Dude, I don't know. I don't know. There's been some historical stuff on Jeremy Renner that indicates that he might just be a dick who the fuck are you who the fuck are you who who says that to anyone at their house fucking famous people do is this the same place where he got his leg run over seriously yeah it makes sense dude it was like his whole body

okay yeah right is this place where he ran himself over? Yeah, pretty sure. It would make sense. It's a remote area. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tahoe, DFM, like you said. Cool. Fry. Yeah.

Anyway, I just, like, it's funny to think, like, because I really am like, dude, no one's actually like this, but there obviously is someone like this. And if it's Jeremy Renner, then... Yeah, but even if you're, like, the most famous person ever who can provide like as much as you need to to make like your your in-laws happy it's refreshing to know that they still struggle with in-laws you know everyone's been there by the way she she evaded police in a stolen government vehicle that's why she's a felon we've all been there yeah we've all been there yeah she hit she hit a uh a car that had a child in it haven't been there yeah we've all been there yeah she had she had a uh a car that had a child in it haven't been there yeah she didn't know haven't been there she didn't know maybe they

should have had a baby on board sticker you fucking idiots should we make beautiful should we make beautiful babies on board sticker yeah that's good i like that just vince vaughn sitting there that's gonna sell let's reach out to his people and see if we can use his likeness yeah is there a joking way to say like a fucking idiots he had a brain between the three of us he had a speakerphone when he said that they all hear it he just ass fucking idiots like was he serious like you're trying to find your remote house in the middle of nowhere you dickhead don't you guys love when you answer the phone in your car and someone's riding in the the passenger seat and it goes on the speakerphone they're like hey

you're on with me and dave don't don't make fun of dave he can hear you oh you got to announce right away it's common courtesy yeah people who don't it. It's just, what are you asking for trouble? Yeah. The demeanor of the call always changes to a much more positive. Like, oh, okay. Oh, hey, how's it going? Hey, how are you guys doing? Otherwise, it's like, hey, did you do this?

No. Hey, did you hook up with fucking Sarah last night? That's not what my wife asked me. Huh? You know, like. Why wouldn't my wife ask me that? If you're talking to your boy, you know. Yeah, I guess I follow.

Okay. I'm going to make that one of my New Year's resolutions. I'm going to call my boys more. That's good. You should. I just feel guilty calling my boys on like a ride home from work when I could just call my parents, you know? Yeah.

It's like, why would I not just call them? That's pretty sweet, Will. Sometimes I call my entire family and no one picks up on the way home. Damn. That's always a tough pill to swallow. I'm sorry, man. Then no one calls back. Yeah, no one calls back.

So I have to call the police and get them to talk to my family and make sure they call me back. Oh, man. It's not great. Dang. Yeah. Yeah, so this weekend in fun. Hey. Hey. Presented

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purchase, so make sure you load up that cart because I guarantee you will want more. You will want more. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Well, thanks for asking, Will. Friday, Parks and I go down to San Marcos and hang out with some fam. Got a little pizza night with the fam.

Zocard? Zocard? Have you already played it this week? Where from? Just be honest. Have you already played your Zocard this week? You got Domino's, yes. You did, don't lie.

Yeah, it's true. On Sunday? Sorry, no pizza for you for you bitch you hit the no-no on sunny i did maybe i'll just get a salad just wait till midnight saturday yeah take it home i'll hold the pizza for you know 28 hours you fuck that's what i'm saying yeah uh yeah so that's that's what's going on friday saturday and sunday um I'm pretty open, actually. I get Parks back on Sunday. We'll probably do something chill. If the weather's nice, don't think it will be. I think it's getting really cold that day.

We're going to play a little baseball. We've been practicing a lot. He's got spring baseball coming up. Should be good Saturday. Okay, good. Yeah, just spend the day with the little man. Go do some fun stuff. Chill. That's it, man. the day with the little man. Go do some fun stuff. Chill.

That's it, man. I got a pretty chill weekend. What about you? Emphasis on chilling. Right. Saturday does look delightful. 63 and sunny. Friday looks great.

Oh, my God. Yeah, bro. I'm just looking at this, wishing I some like dope plans to inform you guys about but uh pretty wide open fellers um be winterizing my home in preparation for the deep freeze but am i coming over yeah we're doing pizza saturday what? Are we not? Did you already put your card? You have to present your Zocard at the door. Sorry. Oh, buddy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you all hanging out Saturday? Oh, I'm sorry. Your Zocard doesn't, it's not in your wallet. Why not? Are you all hanging out Saturday? It's not your wolf wife? We're doing pizza Saturday. It's a thing that we've been doing for like two years.

Yeah. Yeah. Why aren't you ever there? I'm finding out about it. Hey, this time don't park in my neighbor's driveway, Randy. Oh, man. That's my bad. Sorry.

Anyway. The one with the the elbows pose elbows can't even fit in there yeah so like i don't have i don't have big plans it's wild card weekend you know i'm wild hard for wild card thursday night thursday evening should i say we got golan jr hopping on the too much dip live stream me kj uh dylan maybe but mike golic jr will definitely be there micah might even make an appearance micah's champing at the bit to hop on it's gonna be fun 6 30 central how did you guys get golic for wild hard for wild card week. I DM'd him. I also didn't tell him it was called wild hard for wild card. I don't... We actually had a discussion in the office. Like, should we tell people it's wild hard for wild card?

No. I think... It's a great name. It's my favorite episode of the year for that reason only. I actually missed it last year live. I was bummed that you missed it. No. It's going to be great.

YouTube, subscribe to Too much dip on youtube but also i think we're gonna if randy doesn't fuck this up i'm just kidding it's a simulcast deal so i guess we're gonna try to do twitter and instagram at the same time as youtube see how it goes we'll see how it goes hey guys we're just just a real bootstraps company, you know? Hey, 2024. We make bootstraps now. We do. Leather. That's it. While my weekend is currently wide open, I do have some things that I've been considering doing.

Ready for this? Mm-hmm. There's a monster truck show in town. While I do not currently have tickets, there are tickets available, and I've also entered a lottery for some tickets that could yield some tickets. And so we'll see.

Moody Center? Yeah. Little dude and I might head over to the monster truck rally and see what's up. How'd they get all that dirt in there? You know what? I've never thought about that. that is a lot of dirt to get in there can you be able to imagine the cleaning crew after with all that dirt getting kicked up brother i've never been to a monster truck show it looks fun i haven't either it looks sick and i think i think for like a little kid around fritz's age it'd be like you get kicked out

greatest thing in the world yeah so that might happen um saturday night a little concert going on i guess here is 310 venue in austin texas uh just from you yeah d-man and i went one time there's a band called the touch of tray uh it's a it's a play on both the grateful dead and fish it's a grateful dead and fish cover band they're good 310. They are good. And so, I don't know. The concerts are on 830 on Saturday night. I've gotten clearance to go to it.

It's just a matter of if I feel like it and if I have any squad members that want to go with me. I could maybe go. It's a fun little venue because it's like, it's not totally centered around the music. Like, you can just kind of hang out to the side and drink beers and enjoy yourself. Last time, there was a really relaxed crowd there for reasons that we could probably guess.

Yeah. They were all high. I thought it was just a chill crowd. Oh. It's, you know, now that you mention it, it is kind of a, it's an interesting venue because most people are there for the show, but there is like a bar that's right there

where if you're like not really that into it, you can just hang out there and it's not crazy crowded. It's the easiest place to get a drink at a concert. Ooh, I like the sound of that. It's the easiest place ever. It's a cool little venue. It's 350 people. It's kind of fun. I don't know.

Might go to it. Other than that, our house is in complete disarray. While Sally spent the entire last weekend cleaning, I still have a lot of things that I need to unpack and get put in its place. It's just, it's just, it's not good, guys. It's not good. So I guess I'm just going to hang out in the goon cave. When are you getting your TVs hung professionally on your walls? I'm not getting all of them done professionally, Dylan. I'm doing you a favor and I'm getting the most difficult one done professionally because it would be very annoying for you to get to do. Hope it's not level.

I hung a, I hung a picture yesterday. You hear about these French cleats? Not talking soccer. A French cleat is a thing that you put on the wall, strip of metal, and then it coincides with the strip of metal on the back of the photo and it allows you to easily hang large art on a wall. Okay. Takes a little bit to go hang it i was doing it last night i was trying to hang two next to each other the first one went up great super level next one just took a step back and realized oh no i've completely fucked up this wall i think i sorted it out it's okay but you know we got we got a lot of hanging to do this weekend not hanging brain randy just relax hanging photos my bad i

thought so we should um it'd be funny if like we gave dylan directions to like hang out and like the directions led him in his uh oscar meyer wienermobile right into the monster rally but like right into the middle of like the you know the dirt and he's like well what's this and all of a sudden the monster trucks just fucking destroy your shit. You think I'll use Michael Scott it right into the middle of the. Yeah. We give you like a printout, a map quest. Like, Hey man, just follow this.

This is what we're hanging out. Like, Oh, where am I? And you're like, Whoa, there's like 50,000 people here. What do we do? It's crazy. If the Wienermobile showed up to a monster truck rally, they would let it in. Cause they would assume it was supposed to be there.

Right. They'd be like, Oh, the Wienermobile a minute hey where do we put the wiener mobile oh this will be part of the show right yeah if i was working that event and the wiener mobile showed up like i didn't know we were getting the wiener mobile okay right this way sir yeah go park over here and we'll handle you later yeah you just park that thing anywhere right and go park it right there next to the flaming loop yeah they probably have flaming i'm gonna hassle you if you're the wienermobile no yeah yeah it's like being an a-list celebrity when it comes to showing up at places like if you show up in the wienermobile they're they're letting you

do whatever you want randy what are you getting into this weekend i think i'm gonna apply for that wienermobile job i mean honestly probably just just go to Denver to go to Camp Omami. I knew you were going to Colorado. No, I don't really have too many plans this weekend. Just going to bottle my mead. Shut up, dude. Okay. Shut up.

I'm so pro mead, Randy, and he is so anti giving me any mead. He said he was going to bring some to Brett's holiday party. No mead there. He said he over-cloved some mead you guys ever over clove your mead yeah all the time yeah and i'm like dude i love clove i'll drink that give it to me and randy nope nope like give me a housewarming gift of me dude i will bring in some mead next week hold me to it i will bring some in next this is like, Randy was asking me for a comfort color shirt and a tuxedo for about three straight weeks

and I think this is payback for me not giving him either. Well, yeah, I don't really have too many plans this weekend. It's the beginning of the year. No one's got plans. Might go to a crazy event.

Maybe not. Who knows? That's my life now. That's not my kind of fun. Might go to a crazy event. I am celebrating the weekend a little early tonight. I'm going to stop by P. Terry's. I'm going to get a plain cheeseburger.

Maybe even a double. And I'm going to feed it to Rosie for her seventh birthday. Aww. Nice little tradition. But nothing for yourself, though. I might get some side fries. Man, Parks loves P. Terry's. I might get some side fries man parks loves p terry's okay i'm making some side fries for the boys okay ritz loves fries that's all she wrote good episode boys had fun bye-bye you