Circling Back - Wiesn Koks Doohickeys & Randy's Itinerary

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

It's officially meet-up week so vibes are soaring. We break down Randy's proposed itinerary, discuss our Weekends in Fun, Dillon tries wiesn koks from a doohickey sent to us by a listener, Dave and Dillon debate "Everybody Wants Some," and we circle back (!!!) on Hawk Tua girl who didn't get nearly enough credit from us last week. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (36:15) Wiesn Koks Doohickey From Backer (41:30) Breaking Down Randy’s Chicago Itinerary (52:30) Dave watches Everybody Wants Some (1:07:10) Circle Back on Hawk Tua Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for discount on site!) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for 10% off purchase of $399 or more) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast wash media headquarters in austin texas my name is will defriest my left david mr frosty ruff hey dave grohl dave ruff here and boy do i have a few things to say to you man you better watch it buddy better watch who you're talking about okay i have a lot of people in your mentions a lot of people in your dms bud just cool it with the rhetoric pal he's just not right i hate to say it but like she definitely sings at her concerts i don't if you're gonna criticize taylor swift for anything why are you criticizing her for not singing at our concerts you know that's a great question and uh he's gonna find out who the most online fan base is and let me tell you it is not the foo fighters yeah it's just a i i i think he

thought he was doing something but like i think out of all the things you can criticize her for him i don't think it's that if i'm if i'm taylor swift and i hear that i'm just gonna shake it off yeah ritz's new favorite song good i will run 1989 into the ground parks hates taylor swear really wow what's his deal i don't know he's got he's got his core group of friends so it's half girls half dudes are they bad boys and the girls all are just obsessed like most elementary kids are i think and he's just so put off by it it's not it's not justified hatred that's that's natural for like that age yeah you're gonna like that's still the he's still like oh girls you know he's in that you know exactly people listen to the foo fighters still like i don't understand how they have such

a following that they get like top billing at like music festivals they're huge in like the i would say probably the 40 and up but do you know any like do you do any of your boys like listen to foo fighters all the time like i just don't i bought the first album and really liked it i did too and i did too but like i just don't i don't know anyone that's like no oh i'm i'm excited for acl this year obviously not this year but for like the foo fighters it's all olds yeah and i look i can't say anything bad about dave grohl because you know nirvana one of my favorite bands of all time but uh the foo fighters catalog it's just boring. It bores me. So I'm going to go back to doing my podcast, Dave.

How about that? I think I need to earn some respect for Nirvana. I think I need to go on Reddit and just search, like, how do I get into Nirvana? Like, where should I start? What are their best performances? I can help you. Would you believe me if I told you I went through a Nirvana phase at yeah i believe some point in my life you were my age yeah a little older but i fucked with them heavy for a little bit it was kind of hard not to yeah you know if you were into

music at all i i bought his uh his journal or my parents got me his journal that they printed uh for a christmas gift okay because i asked for it okay i just thought it looked cool when i saw it in a bookstore uh they shouldn't have given me that journal there's a lot of weird shit in there um and i wasn't a nirvana fan i didn't listen to them he famously said that the only way he would wear a tie-dye t-shirt if it was as if it was stained with jerry garcia's blood which i just feel like that's a little out of pocket it's like it's okay it's a little aggressive yeah it's okay it was a different time yeah 90s were wild this is gonna be an excellent episode is it yeah is it i'm calling it i'm calling my shot really yeah you're out here

rocking your your creamsicle row back can i say something for can i say something no i listened to a little cycling back yesterday yeah i saw that i saw you tap in on twitter well i was with chelsea and she's like i've been listening to three episodes i was like oh she's mid-load and i got in we we went to dinner together so i got in her car and it was it was playing i was listening to the vortex bottle episode really i was laughing my my butt off man it's a good pod man. It's a good pod. It was funny. It's a good pod, yeah. I was like, this Dave guy. Once you figure out the jokes, this guy is really, really funny. If you're a Dave fan, please glaze him up.

He instantly became my favorite. He was just making these jokes, talking about pissing his pants, drinking Jolt Cola and Crystal Pepsi. It's already a joke. This guy's got something. They've been calling you Mr. Krispy Kreme the way you're getting glazed that's right anyway you're funny you're you can be funny sometimes paul creamer is what they're calling me uh somebody i don't know if there's a commenter on the dylan's track house or on the reddit or a voicemail somebody somebody referenced the siphon's throat being like a vortex being the same uh design pattern as a vortex

bottle and i've been thinking about it for four days yeah it could be i've never i've never checked out the you know you never the makeup of my throat you've never gotten an inside look at your throat no you need to go to an ent and they're just like wait a minute they're gonna call for further testing you've a vortex throw i've never seen this before i heard nancy reagan had a vortex throat come on man what what war on drugs didn't go so well it's really it's terrible that her legacy has been so tainted because now whenever i see a photo of nancy reagan anywhere all you can think of is just what did she do that melting uh lincoln statue oh yeah why'd you say it like that the wax one melting All you can think of is just, what did she do? That melting Lincoln statue. Oh, yeah.

Why did you say it like that? Melting. The wax one. Melting. I forgot who it was. Culmination. I think it was one of the Barstool guys. It was like, it looks weird now, but wait until they add the Nancy Reagan part.

Then it'll make more sense. And that was a pretty good tweet. Yep. Yep. Pretty good tweet. Yep. What did you guys think of Kendrick doing six straight? That somehow was not on my radar at all.

I didn't know it was happening. I didn't know the concert was happening, but I really got enjoyment just from the simple fact that he did it six times and people were absolutely loving it. I've always wanted to be at a concert where they play a song numerous times because it's hitting so hard. There was a song by Jay-Z and Kanye West about some gentlemen who go to Paris.

Right. And they played it about a million times in a row at their show in Paris, which I think would be really fun to do. I've watched that video numerous times. Kind of a fun Friday night watch. If the artist is so excited to perform it that many times, how can you not be? Yeah. That was sneaky on Amazon.

What does Drake do? You know he lives in, you know he's got a place in texas in washington county he bought a ranch okay huge ranch drake and that's where he lives now out washington county way where's that near uh brenham oh i'll do neil he's pretty good right two and a half hours home of bluebell ice cream right out uh college station way he has a ranch out there yeah how about that did not know i don't know what his play is after you get like just decimated like that just go back to doing your ghostwriter your fun singing and dance songs with those actual crypts and bloods shaking hands on stage is that the power that Kendrick wields?

I don't know. I think. I don't really. It's hard for me to be like. I think if you steal valor from one of those groups, they'll come for your neck. So probably authentic. Like Drake can't do that. They're crisis actors.

Drake cannot bring Crips and Bloods on the stage and have them shaking hands. To be fair, neither can we. He brought out crisis Crips. We can't bring Bloods and crips in here either you can't do crisis crips dude oh what would you be what would you which which one would i join yeah oh um i think blue looks a little better on me than red yeah but red goes hard i'm also uh red does go hard also bloods just sounds doper yeah i think i'm going blood um don't ask me kuh i'm joining i'm joining the crips dog okay you and i are ops yeah snoop dog i had i had acquaintances who were both

lbc man we talking about i i i you know i was kind of in the middle i knew some people on both sides both sides had good guys if you told told me that the guys that were on stage, I am assuming very much that they are gang members. You could tell me that they would go back to their home, and you could tell me that they would get raided by their gang for going and doing that, and I would not be surprised. It's best if there's a truce. It's good for business.

At my middle school, believe it or not, we had some gang members there. I think they're a little bit older. I think they're held back. Anyway, I wore a Calvin Klein shirt to school one day, and it just said CK on my chest real big. And this crip came up to me, and he was like, a crip killer? I was like, dude, no. I swear.

I don't even know. It's just a shirt, man. I was scared. So to be clear, you. I don't even know. It's just his shirt, man. I'm scared. So to be clear, you had never killed any other rival gang members? No. I was like, hey, I've never killed a soul. And if I would, it wouldn't be a crime. I bet he snatched your chain off, too. I didn't.

You probably just gave it to him. He probably didn't even snatch it. You probably just took it off and gave it to him. You probably unhooked it. You probably took your shoes off, took your watch off, took your wallet out, and just fucking taped it. Please. I used to wear a Jerry Rice jersey to school a lot.

They probably didn't mess with you because you were carrying around your bat it's true then you just care around a bat like uh casey jones yeah it did it was dope man it's pretty sick yeah anyway that's my interaction with the gang member better watch your speed hey man what what what what are you repping dude you're like well i'm not repping anything i just played baseball he was like i read the game dude i love it i'm a student of the game it's like man i'm just trying to go to math class like i don't know i don't know anything i don't know what's going on here please leave me alone you went to math class yeah i was in that's what level he took i was headed to algebra or something hey geometry like i always thought geometry was gonna be like the easiest one i think it was like ninth grade geometry ended up being pretty hard you thought it's not easy you thought

you're just gonna learn shapes yeah i was like how difficult could this get and then they're like well you gotta fucking do the isosceles yeah a lot of math sine and cosine or whatever no your boy your boy hated geometry once the cosine shit was introduced to math i was like i'm out i think i tuned it out i will not be cosigning that i don't know i to math, I was like, I'm out. I think I tuned it out then too. I will not be cosigning that. I don't know. I kind of realized. I was like, well, you know. This is not for me.

I feel like I've gotten as far as I need to be. My career will involve zero math moving forward. My math teacher tried to convince me to become a math teacher. Really? I looked at her and I was like, that is absolutely not the route I will ever take. Maybe you shouldn't be a counselor. I was a pretty good math student. I got the basics.

But yeah, geometry was not for your boy. It's the only final that I cheated everything on. I really lost a lot of respect for math, specifically, I think, algebra too, potentially pre-AP when Mr. Spurlock sent me home for wearing a mullet. Well, it was a shirt we screen printed. It was just a guy with a mullet,

and it just said, suck me beautiful under it. So you wore that and one that said, if you can't beat it, suck it? That was in ninth grade. This other one was senior year. So I got sent home twice in high school for a dress code. Well, at least two times for dress code. You're a fucking bad boy.

I never got sent home. I didn't either. Remember suck me beautiful? It's from that film. We did it on the stream, American Pie. Well, at least two times for dress code. You're a fucking bad boy. I never got sent home. I didn't either. Remember Suck Me Beautiful? It's from that film. We did it on the streamer, American Pie. I wore a Budweiser shirt once at school, and they just made me turn it inside out. I was wearing Tasmanian Devil boxers in second grade, and my buddy, he showed off his boxers. He was showing someone.

He was like, check these out. Showed them off. And so I was like, well, I can flex on him. I got Taz ones on right now i took mine out did a little flash like that pulled him up showed him to the people second i did it i i mogged on my boy so hard that he pointed at me and he yelled teacher he's showing his underwear to everybody and i was like what the fuck dude what a narc i was like what's your problem you beat his ass no we were real ones we were real ones but i i think i just i i mogged on him too hard and he didn't know what to do so he just he ratted

me out he set you up no he was he had that plan the whole time damn he might have sometimes you got a mog on your boys though he might have i ended up getting out of it because uh the other kid in our class samson got an eraser stuck up his nose and that took precedence so so i didn't end up getting in trouble some Some young lady stabbed my leg with a number two pencil in middle school and the lead... Do you still have it? I think the lead's still stuck in my leg, honestly.

Yeah. There was a kid in our school that got stabbed with a pencil and you could always see it. Yeah, I saw it for years. I think it may have worked its way out. You should get that removed. I know, right?

Back in your day, that was actual lead in those pencils. Yeah. There was still cocaine in the coke shut up man hey we got a big weekend back then it was a number one pencil come on man hey hey come on okay i heard there were ticonderoga still walking the earth at that point. Old ass. I don't even know what that means.

Don't fucking roast hand me, bitch. I need some hand cream. Sorry, Will. My kind of town, Chicago is... Less than a month. Shut down.

Less than a month away. It's very soon. This week, we'll be stopping by Mugsy. Very excited. doing a little meet up with mugsy you can get 20 off in store in chicago baby we're going to be at the armitage armitage how do you say it no one knows we're going to find out when we get there christopher walk and help us out armitage uh thank you it's

it's gonna be at that location from uh randy tell us the time five to seven i have retired from telling people the time for any of the events as i have been led astray and bamboozled numerous times five o'clock local time we need like a whiteboard with itinerary on it yeah yeah my friend facts you might be in luck that's facts. And then Sluggers on this Saturday, we will be hanging out, having fun. 6. 6 p.m. To question mark, question mark, question mark. Oh, dang.

To question mark. Hey, I'm a relatively new listener. I found you guys through the dumb zone. I actually live in Chicago. Welcome, you dumb fuck. Which one of these two do I need to go to? Is Friday a meetup too? Help me out.

What if you did both everything about that you idiot i work in the river north ish area or downtown it's that area the what you armitage armitage oh then you should go to you should go to that on friday and get a beer with the boys maybe buy some some of the best jeans in the biz 20 off the entire store 20 off dave will be rating people's fits uh in the dressing area the following night david so keep keep up this is friday's the first one the following night saturday then you can go to sluggers because that's where it's really going to start popping off all right so if i had to blow my load at one of these things which one's it going to be or can i do a double blast i think you blow your financial load at the Muggsy one.

And then I think you... Because Muggsy does end at seven and there's a hard pivot, I think you should then blow your other proverbial load on Saturday. Can we call it something else? What do I do in my refractory period? Don't know what that word means. Hydrate. Is that like the days you have after?

It's like the time between um the two it's like it ups the taint area come on man what are y'all doing i'm just fucking trying to help out between the meetups you get it that actually makes a lot more sense than i gave you get it okay what it's not a gross pain because it's got cool max denim all over it why are you working from Max? Okay. Speaking of, Mugsy makes damn comfortable clothing for guys everywhere. They started by reinventing the jeans game in 2015, and now they make the best jeans, chinos, tops, and joggers ever.

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so the only risk is not knowing how great they truly are. And just a reminder, we've got that Muggsy happy hour, 20% off in-store Friday, June 28th, this week from 5 to 7 p.m. It's a pretty good deal. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Pretty good deal. Is that a mug? I'm wearing my Muggsy tee right now.

Damn. Damn, he's Muggsy-mogging right now. It's time. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, bro, bro, there's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, bro, bro. There's a crazy event happening.

Let's just go have fun and let go of it. Let's go. Dylan, I have one simple question for you. Yes. What did you get into this weekend? Thank you so much for asking, Will. I had quite an eventful week. It started on Friday, as most weekends do. I went to some live music down south of Marway. In a church?

Okay. I was wondering what band you were seeing. I saw a young lady. Her name is Bree Bagwell, a friend of a friend. She related to Jeff? I'm not sure. Okay. It was in a church. There's a church next door to Madel Ranchos that most people don't even realize they've driven by a million times. It's right there. It's a pretty big property. They had a full bar?

Okay. I've never drank at a church outside of communion. It felt a little weird. I drank red wine just because I didn't want to step out too much because I was in a church. Red wine belongs in a church. Okay. You're allowed to have a margarita if they got a full bar. It felt a little weird. It felt a little weird that's all weird yeah yeah i mean was it a faith-based performance no

okay no it was not performance she was not as far as i understand she's not a uh uh a religious act she's just she just plays country music and she was pretty good pretty good pretty good vocals does she have any uh songs, I don't know, the legend of Sloppy Joe? Ooh, that's a great question. Did she do any covers? She did. She didn't perform it.

Okay. No, no covers. Just original shit. Was her grandfather a bootlegger? Yes. She did mention her grandfather was a bootlegger, also started a church. Wow.

Maybe she started the church that she was performing. The duality of man. Yeah. So that was fun. Saturday, big, big day. Picked up the little guy from camp. What's up, buddy? That looked like a movie.

Man. So last year, I picked Parks up from Camp Longhorn. And for those who don't know, it's a sleepaway camp. It's a week long. And when he saw me, he burst into tears and gave me the tightest hug. He was like, oh, my God, I miss you so much. This year, he goes, oh, hey. What up? up hey what's up dad so he had a great time he was not as homesick as he was the first year and it was it was great to see him man he's super tan and just

happy to see us great kid man successful camp do you you get nervous that he's not going to apply sunscreen while at camp? I give him pep talks. I'm like, hey, sunscreen every day, my friend. Luckily, the counselors there, they're pretty good about making sure that the kids apply sunscreen. So that was cool. Yeah, it was awesome, man. I rode out there with his mother and her husband. And it was just great, man.

It was good vibes all around. Took them out to... Congrats to them, by the way. And it was just great, man. It was good vibes all around. Took him out to... Congrats to them, by the way. Took him out. Yeah, thanks. I don't know why I'm saying thanks. Yeah, congrats to them. You can thank me on behalf of your ex-wife.

Went out to eat afterward all together, and that was lovely. And then Saturday, just low-key, man. You want to hear some Brie Bagwell lyrics? Yeah. All right, this is good. I guess this song is called get it sexy it says uh slim thick caramel skin five five this bitch at ten hair done bills paid catch me sliding in a benz

uh i'm sorry this is this is sexy red this is not oh okay i see how you get those two confused they sound they sound a lot alike that's different i'm sorry dylan go ahead no that's cool man uh the rest of the weekend just uh on that with chelsea and it was pretty low-key we went to got hat creek last night oh wow you went frat creek on sunday you didn't go sauerkraut he's not dylan hates sauerkraut you go you go crowd on that bish i don't go i didn't go crowd on that bish no what kind of sauce what kind of dipping sauces you roll with you know they come sauce yeah. Hat sauce? Yeah. I got the hat sauce.

Oh, dude, we were calling it frat sauce because we poured some Everclear in it. Yeah, dude. Why would you do that? Sounds terrible. We were going to get so hammered.

That sounds terrible. You know, remember back in the day you'd be drinking with your buddies and you'd just come up with really dumb shit and then just do it forever? Yep.

We did something called the Daniel Boone Society and you could only be in it if you did what we called a Daniel Boone Society, and you could only be in it if you did what we call the Daniel Boone shot, which was bourbon and A1 steak sauce. The A1 steak sauce completely covers up the taste of the bourbon. That sounds kind of good. Yeah, it wasn't that bad, but then we made it exclusive. We were like, no, there's a Facebook group. There's only four of us in it. Y'all can't join.

That sounds kind of sick. Daniel, or... Never mind. Go ahead. No, say it. Facebook group. There's only four of us in it. Y'all can't join. That sounds kind of sick. Daniel, or never mind. Go ahead. No, say it. No, no. Say it with your chest. No, it's fine. No, I want to try that shot.

We'll do it in Chicago. Cut. Well, I'm not going to try what Dylan just slacked me. No one saw my fingers moving. We're not doing Daniel Poon sauce. No, okay. We're not doing that. We're just not doing it. Come on, man.

That's so gross. Edit out that part where I fucked up, Randy. And that's that's my weekend man that's a good weekend that's a good weekend that's a good weekend i went swimming yesterday that was dope he doesn't have good enough of a tan yet the kid looks the kid looks insanely healthy parks oh yeah oh yeah he's a healthy kid he looks great you look great thank you i got some color i didn't wear any sunscreen the paloma is really uh please stop doing that please wear sunscreen dylan okay i might be paying i might get a little peel not even on you know i don't put up for this shit dude you want to wear it on your face buddy i'm out here getting i'm out here getting you gotta put it on every day

show us your face you gotta put some you gotta put spf on your face every single day like no offense but my skin can handle it better than yours i'm just saying dylan you're right you're not wrong no the reason i'm aggressive about it is because i've now had things removed from my body because of it and now i'm like well this isn't worth it i get it i get it i will be ruined my golf round i'll be better i like your little color man it's pretty frat though that everywhere that i have these sun issues it's the golf it's the driver's golf cart side so you know i'm just going out super frat i had the ability to procreate remove from my body that's tight i'm actively trying to seek uh treatment for that as well

three i got a guy or two yeah shooting blanks man you think that's funny that funny to you i just i'm sorry uh how about your weekend davey boy bitch uh i went and saw a concert at a church did you go the same one i was there oh i was actually working it though he's the soundboard guy i was her roadie oh yeah that's cool um brie bagwell not related to jeff bagwell i did look it up okay does this explicitly say like not related to jeff bagwell in parentheses on her debut album like one of the like google just fills it in like no not related no everyone's asking that was the top thing actually seriously on the drop down menu yeah um man it was it was just kind of a rest up in between weekend um

laid low yesterday i'll just get to my sunday how about that? It was quite the busy day. Sunday was gym, gym pool with son for, God damn. Come on down to gym pool Ford. We did two and a half, three hours. It was way too long. Did you have him swimming laps? It was more of a, you know, the cool little thing that you put underwater, you pull back the thing and it

shoots the squirt. Yeah. Does that make sense to you, Randy? We played with that for a while and got home and then it was time to do the lawn and had to mow an edge and in that order, actually. It's interesting. It was just a long, long day outside. Then we had House of the Dragon. A delightful episode. I look forward to you guys, mainly Dylan, watching it. Do you watch that shit right now? Dylan, I'm not saying that.

Wait, what are you slacking? Dylan, dude, stop slacking. I'm not going to say that Dave should have edged then mowed. What are you doing? You're out of pocket today. You can say it. What are you doing? You're out of pocket today. You can say it to my face, dude. You're out of pocket. I'm right here, man.

No one saw my fingers doing anything. Oh, I saw a fucking hand pecking. Yeah, I know. It's weird. It's always when you guys are talking. You would have heard it. You heard me clacking away over here. But no, Dave, I have not watched yet.

I just finished the Ren Faire doc, and I still have to finish the boys. How do you feel about the Ren Faire doc? Does it get a Ren Faire Randy seal of approval? I will say that I want to go to the Texas Ren Faire more than ever. Okay. It's going to be really cool. Do we need to watch it?

Eh. Okay. That's all I need to know. Big no. Yeah. I did watch something on, I believe, Thursday or Friday featuring Glenn Powell, friend of the show, in the future maybe. And I will discuss that at a later time on this episode. But that's just a sneaky pre.

I downloaded exactly two movies for the flight that I went on. And they were both Glenn Powell movies. You're obsessed with them. Yeah, I downloaded Anyone But You. And I thought about running it back for my second flight you've already seen it yeah yeah and and i think it gets unfair criticism i think it's a great movie one of the best movies ever made you love that movie because swains gets naked is that why no i just like romantic comedies set in very idyllic places and australia and the

house that they were in is like the perfect setting for a romantic comedy is set in very idyllic places and australia and the house that they were in is like the perfect setting for a romantic comedy it's beautiful like um how naked like no clothing shower shower sex with glenn oh yeah damn what does that do for you dave they don't there's not a lot of Glenns out there. Too hot, young people just having sex in a shower. Did you see McConaughey wrote like an article on Glenn Powell for Texas Monthly? No. Like, he just got knighted, dude. That's about as good as it gets.

Did he pass the torch? Moving back to Austin. Did he pass the duchy? He's doing, he's absolutely doing the playbook right now the mcconaughey playbook he's getting his rom-coms out of the way two years from now you're gonna see him transforming his body for some brutal role and he's gonna win an oscar for it does he have the acting chops i think he does i think he actually does but i think we've only seen him in like broey stuff yeah i don't know that baseball movie wasn't very bro-y

dylan's an idiot yeah he is okay i had a busy weekend i had one of the busiest weekends i've ever had and i'm exhausted had to go out to scottsdale we're doing an ad deal with sunday scarys for weston so i got to go hang out at uh thein for the day and do some stuff. And that was fun. 111 degrees in Arizona, which is not ideal. Randy, I know you're a big heat guy. You doing 111 ever? Yeah. You don't like 111.

I was just chilling straight on my balcony yesterday, just sweating. It was great. Just calling me? Yeah, accidentally, yes. My sweat accidentally called Daveave fucking weirdos uh i i had a little i don't know why but i had this little feeling when i went to arizona that there was a possibility that i might go to las vegas after and i didn't say anything about it until the morning that i left for arizona and i said sally i'm packing a shirt just in case I go to the sphere. And I was

kind of kidding. And she goes, yeah, you will be pretty close to it. And from that point on, I was like, I think I'm going to do this. I ended up getting all my work done very efficiently and it was not very much to change my flights. And I, uh, I decided to go to Vegas and, uh, luckily for me, uh, DJ pie of no laying up was there hanging, and I spent some time with him, got lunch, and we hung out before the show and then at set break. And so I wasn't totally alone the entire time. Is he still stashed up? He was looking good.

He was looking good. I think, yeah, he was stashed up. Yeah, we got French dips together. Oh, that's cute, man. Yeah, we had Miller Lite and some French dips together. Hell yeah. We shared a water. Not the same water, but we each had a water together during the set break before returning to our seats.

Okay. Real dog behavior. Just two bad boys drinking waters at set break. How was the drum solo? Really fun. I sat in the 200 section, which if you listen to the other episode about the sphere that we talked about it, the 100 section was awesome. I sat in the 200s this time, and it was incredible. Like, if you have 200 levels tickets at the Sphere, you're in a great spot. They have the haptics in the seats. So when they do the drum stuff, like, it's literally just beating your heart out.

Like, you feel like you're having heart palpitations. I love that. That's what I look for in a show. Did you have that at your concert? Yeah. Yeah. Did you get heart palpitations i love that that's what i look for in a show did you have that at your concert yeah yeah did you get heart palpies from brianna or whatever her name was brie bagwell yeah we call her bags uh i declined a nightcap after the show as i needed to go to bedding i was getting up at 5 30 the next morning to catch my flight uh you know your boy just sat on that flight just absolutely vibing out watching watching the Manchester United 1999 documentary. I hadn't seen this, what you were doing. Yeah, like just vibing, dude. No Wi-Fi on the return flight from Vegas,

which is never what you want. Just no Wi-Fi, straight up. It just wasn't working? It wasn't working. Got a little night nights, got my film developed, went to dinner on Saturday. I was just gassed. At the end of the dinner, I was the guy sitting there just like,

why didn't you raw dog the flight? You know what? I actually should have. I should have raw dogged it. Yeah. That was your chance. I should have. It's the best I've ever felt leaving Vegas, which was great. Having zero hangover leaving Vegas is like, you feel like you have superpowers. Yesterday I had a little boat day. I did a boat action. Had some friends in town that rented a boat and just went out. Had some crispy peronis. Had exactly one frozen margarita. And then I had Tex-Mex for dinner. Just a classic Austin summer day.

Just a blast. Look at you, man. I didn't do any pencils. I didn't want to get my hat wet, so I just kind of slinked into the water like a little bee. Did you wear your Muggies um jeans i didn't wear any mugsy jeans it was a little hot yesterday so i went with my uh i went with some bonobos some new shorts in the rotation randy have you been rocking your four inchers not yet but i i was i was close to it this weekend randy has procured a pair of four inch inseam uh swim

trunks and uh the vibe guard is going to be off the chain down. You got to be careful. You got to be careful. You can't walk on Rainy Street with those thighs out with those four inches, dude. You're going to end up face down. What's that supposed to mean? You're going to get murdered. Oh, okay.

The Rainy Street Ripper is going to get me? Yeah, dude. He's still lurking. He's going to see those things walking toward him and not be able to contain himself. That's a trophy right there. Bingo, there's my guy.

Yep. Got him. Tracking way too much attention. He's gonna do a Birdman gif. He's getting some more pulp. Dude. Somebody else?

No, I don't think it's that, but I think other cities are like learning about what's going on and being like, oh, that's weird. Oh, you know what? Here's a crazy thing. My neighbor who I call the cops about for the wellness check, the pizza box guy, his job, he creates reality television. Like that's what he does for a living.

He's doing a show about the Rainy Street Ripper. It's like under production right now.'t that crazy um they're doing like they're investigating but like is it like a netflix john or is it like a i don't know it's like an independent project is it faith-based my my my faith-based my 500 based initiative my 500 pound Okay. Yeah. That's his show. Oh, okay. He created it. Okay. Yeah. Is he listening? So apparently he said some attractive private detective is going to get to the bottom of

the situation, and they're just doing a whole documentary on it. I bet. I bet they'll crack the code. They'll get to the bottom of it. Hopefully Randy is not on the tail end of that i haven't seen any more smiley faces popping up lately makes you think where's the smiley face and all this the smiley face killer dude tag dude you gotta google it do you know nothing about the city you live in you're you're gonna get taken

it's not a smiley face killer oh okay the smiley face is probably like the most tagged graffiti in the world. Okay, David. I used to study graffiti. No, it's definitely a penis. There's someone in Philadelphia doing graffiti. It could be a penis. And they're just graffitying, and it says that – I think it says something to the effect of hooking up with girls with nipple rings

tastes like you're licking quarters or something like that. But this dude's just tagging it all over Philadelphia. That sentence you just said? Yeah. with girls with nipple rings tastes like you're licking quarters or something like that but this dude's just tagging it all over philadelphia that's that sentence you just said yeah that's bizarre yeah okay that's a weird way to tell people you hooked up yeah i hope she sees that bro hope she sees that dog cool metal taste been tasting that's awesome bro time you see that regular tags around here not the smiley faces uh buscar yeah buscar everywhere he's everywhere his city it's every time i see a new one from him i'm like dude great work buscar he's he's on his fucking shit right now you notice that shit maybe we should uh

i don't know start a rival tag maybe like hey maybe there's somebody new getting in the game Bruce Gard just cross out Buscar and put that's what no we write what I just said oh okay

Buscar means to buy Buscar what is to sell because we could start doing sell Busy you need to stop what

you need to stop that is that is inappropriate he already said he said Busy that's inappropriate. God, dude. Man, after being in the sphere for so long,

I was ready to get out of a round space and into a square space. Vendere. V-E-N. V-E-N-D-E-R is too soft. What's ven? V-E-N. That means... What?

Come. Do not ven. Do not Come. Do not ven. Do not ven. Do not ven. I'm going to ven. Start this ad read over. I'm going to ven. Sorry.

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What does it look like, dude? Looks like we got a do. When did this doohickey arrive at the stew? What do you mean, what do we got here? What does it look like, dude? Looks like we got a doohickey. When did this doohickey arrive at the stew? What do you mean, what do we got? It's a doohickey, like you said. Where's the chin thing? Oh, the chin. Yes, yes, yes.

The what? Indeed. Okay, so I need to get out in front of this. The chin holder. I don't even know what this is. I saw this in the studio when I walked in today, but I don't actually know what the point of this is. Should we get the V's and cocks and demonstrate?

I don't know if it's necessary. It might be. If you would like to, Dylan, I think you should. I think Dave should. I'm trying to go cocks-free until Chicago. I'll do it, but you can't put it on camera. Then what's the point? That wasn't one of your...

Shut up, Andy. I've done it, but I'll put it on camera. Hey, let's do really entertaining things and not recording. That's going to be our little secret.

You guys are going to have fun with it and make me look like a big old dum-dum. Got this brand new computer and he doesn't even want me to use it. Okay, so this guy appears to be dressed

in traditional Lederhosen. Lederhosen. He looks to Okay. So this guy appears to be dressed in traditional Lederhosen. Lederhosen. He looks to be quite German. There appears to be a hot dog protruding from his genital area. A large hot dog. It's a wiener dog. The size of his entire torso. It's quite large.

Can someone explain to me what this block is? That's where you rest your chin upon. That's where you rest your chinny chin chin. Oh, so. Hey, show them how the hot dog goes up, Davey, to lift the V-Zin to you. Is this your thumbnail? That's definitely the thumbnail. Is this your thumbnail?

Is this your thumbnail? Yeah. And it's got a little spot at the end of the glitz for whatever powder you want. It looks like somebody's already. Who did it? Dave did it. I did it. No, I did not. Randy it yeah so i had to test it out there's a residue there's definitely some resi in here and uh yeah it says here i'm not it says day one toucher first time do hickey designer and fabricator i'm not certain when you'll receive this but please allow me to be the first to issue a blessed global garbage man day. In closing this package,

you will find a one-of-a-kind proprietary product designed with y'all and the pod specifically in mind. I've not been able to test it yet, but I assume the in-house booger sugar connoisseur, Dylan, will find a way. Hope y'all enjoy. I'm truly amazed. So this is 3D printed?

Yeah. By a backer. Yeah. No one else has this. This is a one-of-one. Leo, I believe is his name. Shouts to Leo. Yeah. No one else has this. This is a one of one. Leo, I believe, is his name. Shouts to Leo. When I saw it initially, I thought to myself, maybe this is 3D printed, but I didn't think

it actually was. Someone's got it. I figured he got it from like, what's that new website everyone's buying shit from? Timu. Timu. I figured it was a Timu purchase. Someone's got to do it. Shout out intern Timu.

Someone's got to do it right now. Do it. With the Vs. Who's got the cocks? Fuck y'all. right i mean this is cool it's really cool my only issue with it is that it's too large to go on the um on the shelves over here it's it's combining two bits here which i really respect yeah i didn't even notice it was a hot dog until we just sat down here. Yeah, it's a nice touch. What's your move here, player?

Dylan is approaching me here. How about you? He is now sprinkling a powder. I believe that is Visincox. Is that Visincox? Legal in the United States, by the way. And now unharmful. Here, let's try to...

Very legal. This is not cocaine. I did have a little post-nasal drip the morning after we did it in the office, but I think it's just... I don't know. The doohickeys might be falling apart. The doohickey fell out. I don't know what that thing is for.

Randy forgot to bring glue today. Yeah, I was supposed to glue it. It's going to be on there. You don't need to close it. This is uncomfortable. I don't like you being down here so now we're doing what he's doing here he's got the lederhosen gliss he's going to rest his chin upon the uh the chin rest um again this is

yeah people know they listen to the show and now he will take a bump of visencox from the lederhosen 3d printed i'm gonna run it back you might need to turn a little bit too yeah you got to really get in there not much is coming out you could just pretend yeah oh oh he's fucking high dude this guy's crazy all right we bringing this to chicago i yeah randy put this in your carry-on please make sure it gets there are you bringing like camera equipment and stuff to chicago i don't know i'll put it on the whiteboard and then actually fuck it let's talk let's talk about this fucking whiteboard thank you leo thank you leo randy do hickey yes, Leo. Are we going to just leave this here for the rest of the show? Sure. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Should we rest his... Should we give him a little rest? Okay. That's so dumb. Okay. It's more of a visual show. Randy, put it up there.

YouTube.com slash circling back. New computer. Hopefully it looks better, too. I got a new camera. Look at me, everyone. Yeah, Randy got a new camera. So if me, everyone. Randy got a new camera. If we fall into a producer week wormhole, that's why.

Which one's new? That little guy down there? We need you to bring that new computer to Chicago. The one that's on you. The one that's on me is new. Self-serving camera. Much ado has been made about this meetup we're having.

It's even color-coded. Look at this. And so I walked into the office today and saw that the whiteboard was out of position, which is always something you like to see. If you're out of the office for a couple days and you come back and the whiteboard is not where it was before, you know that people were cooking. Someone cooked here. Someone cooked.

And what I soon realized was that Randy was making a full-blown itinerary for the squad and and i just don't know if we need this strict of an itinerary it's a loose itinerary how loose is this itinerary it's pretty locked in everything in in black on this itinerary is locked in it's all the stuff and everything blue is just i kind of put as an idea i want to add some context for will since he wasn't here when you were filling this out. Dave and I were at our computers, at our desks, just going about our day. And Randy was pacing in front of this whiteboard, like trying to get input from us. Something – you got bit by the bug, dude.

Like he had a deadline to get this itinerary out or something. Do you guys have certain tasks that like once you start doing something, you won't be able to – like you just know you'll fall into it? Because I feel like Randy has more of these tasks than anyone i've ever met but he was like okay saturday like we have nothing like what should we do saturday like i don't i don't know man we're just gonna wake up and figure it out like it's not a big deal yeah he's like no no no like which day should we go to to parlor i was like i originally said sunday then he was like no i'm not doing this i'm leaving early sunday i'm not gonna go i would be sad to miss parlor but like I also don't,

I want zero drinks in my body on Sunday. I am a get on a flight home, completely sober guy. That's what I do. I don't drink. Randy's going to be pounding. This is why I need to have this conversation. We're having the conversation.

I'm here. I'm seeing over here on Saturday that there's been something loosely penciled in loosely penciled in, loosely penciled in, a bean slash boat tour. Yeah. I don't know if I have that in me. Bean tour. I'm not doing a bean tour. I'm adamantly against the bean. Is there a bean tour? You just walk up and see the bean? You just walk up and see the bean. We probably should go see the bean. We need to go to the bean. I'm not doing a boat tour though. Okay. There's a big gap on Saturday and I had no idea what we wanted to do. I think you're do. I want to do a little shopping.

I thought I put Magnificent Mile up here. I don't think I did. I forgot. No, you did. It's right there. I don't know if I want to go to the Magnificent Mile, though. I need the retail heads to come out and give us some store recommendations in Chicago. I think you would like to go to Magnificent Mile.

I've been there like a million times, though. It doesn't have the luster for me. You don't want to go to the Ralph Lauren store? No, I mean, I would. I would. I kind of want to go see the Neo-Gothic Tribune Tower. That's pretty cool. You've been saying that.

That's kind of like one of the things I want to cross off my list. You got some gargoyles. If this thing had on here like 10.30 brunch on Saturday, if that didn't say brunch and it said Chicago mob tour, like that gets the motor running. Ooh, is there a mob tour? There probably is, yeah.

I bet Vincent does it. He could do both. I'm going to do everything in my power to avoid day drinking on Saturday. Everything in my power. Okay. This 38-year-old body's not made to go hard.

Guys, there are gangster tours in Chicago. Dude, there have to be, right? Like, that would be so cool. I'll fake smoke a cigarette. I might hit a museum. I'll bring my Newsy cap. They got some real nice museums there. He's going to bring his Newsy cap.

They do. Oh, you go to the Field Museum, you can see the largest T-Rex skeleton. The most complete one. Unless that T-Rex had a Tommy gun, I don't give a fuck. I want to go on a gangster tour. What if we got a Tommy gun and put it in the T-Rex's little tiny arms? Go to Shed Aquarium.

That would be such a dangerous animal. Shed Aquarium goes kind of hard. It does go kind of hard. Is it planetary? Why were you so adamant on putting together like a full itinerary of everything? I just wanted a loose. It's mainly like where are we going to go eat? Because that seems like being the biggest thing.

Everything in blue is up in there. I just, it's kind of where we'd be eating and stuff. Can I make a prediction right now for this weekend? I don't think there's any way. I don't think there's any way we make our dinner reservation Friday. Oh, you think we're going to be at Muggsy still? I think we're going to be having a good time at Muggsy, and I think we're going to end up pivoting away

and doing a larger group thing than just going to a dinner reservation. That was one of my predictions. I said we won't make that. Oh, was it? Yeah. I would like to bring up, I think on Wednesday,

I'd like to bring up your column and maybe do some predictions. I intentionally left my predictions very limited as we were going to talk about it this week. Quite. I am going to be in a bad mood if we do not eat dinner. We're going to eat dinner. I just don't know.

We're gonna make the res. I will be, I will be very, very, I feel like we're going to end up getting something like casual. Yeah. Cause it's going to be a fog situation. We're just gonna be fratting on so hard.

Man. Like the highlight of Chicago last time was that, that steakhouse dinner be a fog situation. We're just going to be fratting on so hard. Man, like the highlight of Chicago last time was that steakhouse dinner at... Wow. I guess it's glad we're talking about it with my loose itinerary. My highlight last time was meeting the listeners. That's a late dinner. Like me? Yeah, like Randy.

I like Connor. My highlight was when a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed young Randy Trumbacki scurried up to me with a drink made of only mint liquor and water. And from that moment on, my life was never the same. Leather jacket, if I recall? No, that was an awesome meetup. I actively tried to get Randy hired at Grand X, by the way. I want it to be known.

I sent an email. It's true. I sent an email. We'll see how the itinerary goes. Him and J-Bone. We're going to have to drop bags before 3 p.m. Yeah, that's the biggest. 3 p.m. You got to get rid of these bags. We're dropping bags. It's a hotel check-in, but we could probably check in early. That's why that one's in red. What's the best way to determine who in the company has to raw dog the flight?

I think someone has to raw dog it. I feel like Brett does that just on his own. He doesn't watch movies. He's the most likely to, but again, he's incapable of not opening his laptop. Brett just sent us a text, by the way, and said, can you talk about how there are potentially like 50,000 calories on this loose itinerary? It's Chicago.

Welcome to Midwest. No, no. The one thing, I can't be eating hot dogs and Chicago-style pizza for every single meal. Welcome to Midwest. No, no. The one thing, I can't be eating hot dogs and Chicago style pizza for every single meal. And a beef sandwich. Now I'm hot on the museum idea. Let's go to a museum. I'll do a museum.

I hung over a museum. Oh, dude, Dave, museums are the best place for a hangover. I mean, is that right? They're the best place for a hangover. They have water fountains everywhere. It's quiet. You can sit in the same spot for hours on end, and no one even looks at you because they just think you're getting deep on some painting.

Is that where they went in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? That museum? Probably. They went to the museum? They went to, I think, the art gallery, which is more... It's not on the museum campus, but it's close. Okay. Can't remember what it's called.

I would like to go. I might go. I might do this. Y'all might catch me at a museum. The art gallery has the lions in front. I'm going to make a prediction. Saturday is just going to be a free-for-all. People are going to split up and then reconvene for dinner.

I can already tell. We're going to be sick of each other? Honestly. Yeah, but – Should we like take Thursday off here so that we don't get sick of each other and then we all get really excited to see each other at the airport Friday morning? Okay. Blue.

Can you go over the colors and what they mean? Blue is just my ideas. Black is the stuff that we have baked in, which I guess the 9-15 dinner is becoming a little bit – that was the reservation. Oh, is that 9-15? Yeah. Okay. I might be asleep. So blue is just everything I put out there.

It's just a loose itinerary. 10.30 brunch at Parlor I put because that's when Parlor opens. I do kind of want to see Dylan confront the workers at Wiener Circle. I want to see Dylan get big mad before the meetup because they say something about him. I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen. Dude, no. Dylan's the most likely to get big mad at Wiener Circle. And that's down the street from Slugger, so that's why I put that there.

Yeah. I've never been to Wiener Circle. Neither have I. I do have a bar that I'd like to check out if we have any wild hair in us at some point. Is Wiener Circle cash? Yeah. Yeah. You walk up and they make fun of you and you get a hot dog and you leave.

Oh, it's that place. Yeah. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. Got it. I've got a couple live music venues we can maybe go check out for some fun stuff after any of these events. I'm listening. There's one called Kingston Mines.

It's tight. Like Jamaican? I think that there's roots of Jamaica in the bar, restaurant, whatever venue. But I don't know. I don't know specifically if they have like, you know, just, you know, music from the islands there, but it was always a hotspot for my buddies. I'll go anywhere. We got a, we got a big list from Duda.

All right. So. Okay. We'll see how this goes. So the boat tour is getting replaced by either museums, mob tour, or shopping. Is what it sounds like. We'll see. Hey, good job on this.

Probably not shopping. That's what we'll see. I might go. I might go to a couple stores. It's always nice to try stuff on in person. We're just going to get in there and vibe. 20% off Mugsy from five to seven. Yeah, I'll do my shopping there.

Yeah, I'll probably pick some stuff off of Mugsy as well. Will you rate my fit, Dave? If you ask. Yeah, I'll do my shopping there. Yeah, I'll probably pick some stuff up at Muggsy as well. Will you rate my fit, Dave? If you ask for it, I'll do it. I'm just going to make Dave rate everyone's fit. Don't get mad. That's all I'm saying. Honesty is the best policy. Listeners.

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It was Stream Room. Stream Room. Stream Room. Yes, I watched the Glenn Powell smash hit that everyone has seen everybody wants some let's go dylan hated it it is a baseball-ish movie baseball related it's a baseball movie it is a movie about a college freshman a college freshman moving into uh i guess it's like an old frat house and it's now the new baseball team house and it's basically the summer right before school starts and it's

from richard linklater the director of days confused among other movies and you will realize that very quickly because it is very uh dazed and confused-esque. And I fucking, I really like this movie. I would have loved it when I was 25. Here's the thing. Like, what I liked about it the most, Dave, is the plot. Yeah. What is the plot? These guys move in to the house, and then nothing happens.

I like the plot. I get why you wanted more in-game action. You wanted more baseball stuff. Yeah, like, are you wanted more in game action you wanted more baseball yeah like are you looking for like live action baseball stuff the only thing that happened was one of the guys

on the team like lied about his age and he's actually like 30 years old like Willoughby yeah it's like okay what is that

okay and then he's just not in the movie anymore dude you're just you're not who you used to be you've changed so I have talked to a former

a former college baseball player Kyle Banduo and also also a newly published author. I saw that. Yes. Congrats to Kyle. Yeah, go pre-order his book, Movies with Balls by Kyle Bandujo. Go get it. We have one copy coming to the studio.

I've also pre-ordered one for the crib. Dibs. Go pre-order his book movies with balls by kyle bandujo and he loved this movie too because he said it's very um the the dynamic of the of the characters the personalities of the uh teammates is very very um accurate you didn't say that you didn't say that dylan's just dylan's just big mad because he doesn't like you're so silly he doesn't like baseball and drinking beers anymore he just likes playing video games he just watches 10 minutes of harry potter movies and goes to bed like it was like the foundation

of this movie was solid dude but like nothing happens like literally there's there is not a plot what if what if link later's listening to this podcast right now? Cause he's an Austin guy. And what if he's like, okay, uh, we have to rename the movie. Most people want some,

except for Dylan. I don't even know what, what, what the title, like, what does it mean? Dude, everybody wants some. Kyle Bandujo.

It's the best, it's the best baseball movie of the last 15 years. Perfect movie. He said, baseball influences every part of those guys' personalities duho it's the best it's the best baseball movie of the last 15 years perfect movie he said baseball influences every part of those guys personalities and how they interact it was really authentic you didn't play college baseball bitch i didn't phone drop oh yeah i just i'm gonna have to disagree with i just like this movie a lot it look i don't know if I'll watch it again, but if it's on, I can. What year is this supposed to take place in? 1980.

Okay. If I was 19 or 24, if I was in that early party stage of my life and this came out, I would have probably made it a big part of my personality. What's the most fun you've ever had watching a movie in theaters? Because this is up there for me just because they were doing an event for it and they were encouraging people to just drink tall boys which was fun and like i think part of the reason i loved the movies because i got to i did that that way man mine was probably top gun too when um we sat in like the first row because you guys have better seats than us yeah well y'all had the worst seats in the house because you just like loitered in the lobby

the entire time. Yeah, y'all ruined it. And meanwhile, yeah, we had to sneak, we had to sprint in to get third row seats

so we wouldn't get screwed too. Hey, I, we thought about going to a section I defended it so many times what happened. Y'all were like

throwing popcorn into each other's mouth in the lobby while we were looking for seats. We didn't know that it was general admission. I truly thought that we had like assigned seats

and then I walked in and realized we didn't. I was devastated. I think we're all on the same page. I truly thought that we had assigned seats. Then I walked in and realized we didn't. I was devastated. I think we're all on the same page. I think seeing a Halloween, a Michael Myers movie in high school, because the whole crowd, it was a Friday night, and no one's there to get actually scared. So people are just fucking around, yelling at Michael, yelling at Jamie Lee Curtis. And that shit hit different when you didn't know what you knew now.

Movies in the fall, all the high schools there. Like it just hits so hard. Blair Witch Project in theaters when every, we knew it wasn't real, but there were still people who would try to make you think like, no, this is actual footage. And the theater was like going crazy. I never saw Blair Witch. It scared the shit out of me. It scared a lot of people. Do I need to watch it at some point? Like it that's gonna suck now like i was gonna say i i just don't have a desire i

never had a desire to watch it if you know nothing about it going in and you're like in the right state of mind like it's pretty terrifying what kind of project are they working on they're trying to document this the the witch this like legend of a witch that lives in the woods they wanted to go film it and shit just goes haywire man no but like one of them like doesn't do any of the work it's like a whole whole deal but it wants to take all the credit yeah it's real fucked up dude uh no the and like look finally the fits in this thing go crazy yeah and also dylan did you not recognize a lot of the scenery? You should have.

A lot of it was in San Marcos. Really? That house was San Marcos. Did not realize. Out San Marcos? Why? It looked a lot like our old frat house, which has been demolished. Oh, no.

Yeah. Dude, I used to get demolished in that frat house. That's crazy, man. I remember that weekend you came down. Yeah, dude. People were like, let's just give this guy a bed. He doesn't even go to school down. Yeah, dude. People were like, let's just give this guy a bit. He doesn't even go to school here. Yeah, dude.

He's like five states out. I was going to fucking stay with my chapter and hang out with some of those guys, but they're just fucking dorks here. So I wanted to hang out with some real frat stars. Dude, we would have affiliated you right then and there. Dude. Oh, dude. Normally, those affiliates aren't cool, Randy, but these dudes are legit.

Oh, dude. I got too many situationships back at school. I can't transfer these. He came down. He was just putting so much frat sauce on his burgers. It was great. How is the situation not done something with the word situationship? That should definitely be a dating show that he's on. Hey, remember that photo of him the other day?

Dude, he looks great. He looks so bloated. Dude, I don't care that he looks bloated. I don't care that he looks bloated i don't care that he looks bloated the situation looks great all things considered the man was in jail the dude the dude has been pumping illegal substances into his body for so long he could look run down and like like just awful and he looks exactly like he wants to look bloated meaning like swole bloated though not like oh like yeah but like clearly on some stuff but his arms and chest are just extremely large he's got the gut i guarantee he's got the gut that has visible abs it doesn't make any sense is he 50 now no well maybe i thought

somebody looked it up the other day and he's like way younger than 41 i don't really dude i thought he was like he doesn't look that no way older than everybody okay he's not 41 because this says he was born in 1982 wait so he's 42 if he's at a birthday this year he's 42 he's not 42 he was like he was so old when that show started i know that's why that's why i guessed 50 they used to joke about how old he was but maybe they were all 21 and he was 30. 33 or something. But was that only that long ago? Man, I don't know.

It was a situation either way. I loved how much he said that word in the first two episodes. He was electric. He was so good. That was must-see TV when it was coming out. We would be posted up on thursday waiting for that new jersey shore to come out all i could think about in this movie was how dylan like i because there really is not like a a defined plot and i was just like yeah dylan must have hated this shit

he's a plot guy i just i just needed i needed i need some some drama or what's your movie right i need the root for something you know what's your movie rec? I need to root for something, you know? What's your movie rec? All right, so... The Boys of Summer. This part, you're going to make fun of me, but I started this movie last week, and Chelsea and I both fell asleep watching it,

so I finished it last night. Did you fall asleep or did you pass out? We fell asleep. The movie is called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Have you heard of it oh yeah i saw that theater you did yeah it's so fun it's a really good movie so it's about this uh covert operation and unsanctioned like the car dealership operation but you gotta stop no okay that is a dealership

the british military they're trying to take out this uh this ship that's bringing supplies for the german u-boats it's a world war ii movie it's based on a true story and it's just fucking awesome if you like getting if you like watching nazis just get like murked just absolutely taken out it's it's a really fun really fun movie i don't know i don't know how this take will age i'm very anti-nazi dude i'm glad you said that i i absolutely agree it's fun man henry cavill stud at the end do they tie it together how does it there there is a conclusion there's believe or not there's a whole storyline and what happens i don't want to spoil it why not because people might it's a it's a new movie people might want to go see it or okay but you are aware how it you always spoil movies you want me to spoil no i don't want

you to spoil did you finish the movie it did you didn't finish the movie do you like it randy i don't think you finished the movie yeah i i guess it's fun i should have known but like i did not know spain was neutral in world war ii i should have known that but i guess I didn't I'm not super this is a Guy Ritchie movie I haven't seen too many Guy Ritchie films but is it is it a take that he's just like

a Tarantino ripoff a little bit this is a very Tarantino-esque movie when it started I was like is this Tarantino I'm not a real film head

so it's hard for me to answer this but I've never heard that before but when you say that I kind of get it this movie it feels so much like a tarantino movie well like guy ritchie was making he was making movies a long time ago too yeah like before like like because you can see tarantino like you you can when you watch his movies you can see the budget growing and growing and growing and growing and like guy ritchie was making pretty good wild ass films early in his career but yeah i don't know

i i don't i don't love guy richie i i wish i liked his movies more because i like the idea of them did you like the gentleman i never watched it no you didn't like the gentleman i went when i when i made this connection in my head i went back to see like his catalog of movies and i'm i have seen very few Guy Ritchie movies. Have you seen Snatch? I thought you watched the movie. I liked Snatch. Okay. Yeah. The movie? I didn't love it as much as some people loved it, but I liked it a lot.

I really liked it. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels? The Man from U.N.C.L.E. I really liked that one. So, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was one, yeah. I turned it on, and I wasn't immediately taken by it, so I just went on to something else. I shouldn't have done it. I should have watched it. Anyway, if you're on the fence about watching this movie,

I say go for it. I actually really like The Simple Life. The one with Paris. Yeah. And Nicole. I think that's the best one. Yep. It's like they go to a farm and they're totally out of place.

What are we going to do? These pigs? What are we supposed to clean this up? They just mow down Nazis in this movie at a rapid- Again, I want to be crystal clear. I don't freak with them. Okay, Will does not freak with Nazis. And I'm going to co-sign that.

Dave? Oh, they both did Nazi revenge porn type of- Tarantino did Inglourious, right? Yeah. Also, the guy who played Hugo Stiglitz in Inglourious Bastards, it plays like a really bad Nazii in this movie like he's not acting well or the nazi is doing really bad he's a really terrible human being oh okay that's that's tough if that's your typecast it's impressive to be so terrible that just the word nazi doesn't

describe how terrible you are agent calls you up like got another one he was a nazi i think he's a nazi defector in inglorious bastards oh so he Oh, so he's a good guy. He was on the Inglourious Bastards team, yeah. Okay, way cooler then. Yeah. You got range if you can go both. Yeah, and now he's an evil Nazi in this one. Which, yeah, they make it very obvious that he is above the normal Nazi level of evilness. Yeah, this ain't your grandma's Nazi.

This is a bad boy Nazi. Churchill was the one who signed signed off on this mid this this unsanctioned secret mission the one that you watched the concert at winston oh winston churchill the former prime minister that church is on a hill isn't it more of a usda minister is right yeah all right next to matt's that's just it's a more high key it's a hill, but it's a hill, sure. Yeah. Oh, man. Anyway, watch it.

It's a good film. They call it the hill country. I call it church. Okay. Oh, take me to church. I think I've seen the trailer for this, and I did not know it was even in theaters. I will watch this at home. Do it.

What's at home? The female lead might be- Prime. You got to rent it on Prime. Can I just buy it instead of renting it? You can. Okay. I think I this at home. Do it. Looks like the female lead might be. Prime. You got to rent it on Prime. Can I just buy it instead of renting it? You can. Okay. I think I'll do that.

It makes a lot more sense, honestly. By the way, have I told you about this shitty-ass show that I was tweeting about? It's a kid's show. It's these two little kids, and they just run around. You know what I'm talking about?

It's real bad anyway uh they'd suck you in they give you like the first two seasons and then when you run out it's like the thing that pops up when it's finished is you can buy season three for 19 blow me not meanwhile your your three-year-old's like oh we gotta buy oh man that's bullshit no no we don't they know what they're doing that's genius it's g it is genius like, no, we don't. They know what they're doing. That's genius, actually. It is genius, and I don't know how we came out unscathed. I want to just give this show a shout out. It's called – That's when you tell your kid, oh, I didn't make another one.

Sorry. It's called Diana and Roma. Love Diana, and it's these two kids. And it's just – I don't even know how to describe it. If you're a parent out there, avoid it at all costs. It's hell trudging through the kid shows, man. It's true shit. It's a true pile of shit.

I don't let Fritz watch certain shows if I'm the only one at the house. I'll just say no. Like, no, you're simply not watching that. I respect that. I make him watch the blank screen. I make him raw dog play time. Sit there. Enjoy.

Can we circle back on something? Sure, man. It's what we do. Can we circle back? We didn't give Hawk Tua enough love. I feel like we've got a pretty good sense of when something's going to do really well, when it's going to go off. You know, we giggle about it.

And I feel like there were people in this room who gave it enough credit. I actually feel like you were pretty hot on it, Dave. And you knew that it was going to do well. I brought it to y'all's attention. And so, okay, I don't remember how it was brought to the attention. I didn't think it had juice. I thought this was just some random clip. I showed y'all a video from this seat right here

before we started recording. You know, he was like, oh, okay. Yeah. I just figured it would fall into the abyss of the internet. Like,

I mean, they've been, people have been spitting on it for years. And, uh, Micah, thanks. It was every,

it was on every single feed that I saw this weekend. It was everywhere. It's taken over. Randy called me out for something Friday and it was deserved. Go ahead, Randy. I said that, um, cause on Dylan's track house, he was, they kept on making jokes. It's taken over. Randy called me out for something Friday, and it was deserved. Go ahead, Randy. I said that because on Dylan's track house, they kept on making jokes. He's like, no one even knows what we're talking about.

I was like, I'm pretty sure it's pretty big because I had seen it a day or two before Dylan. Then it was becoming big. Then as soon as I got it in my group chat for my brothers who are not online people, I'm like, okay, this is, this is huge. They never share me. It has officially reached the, is the most, most shared thing like this meme vid from friends of mine who I don't talk to often who are definitely not online because they are texting it like crazy. I'm honestly waiting for like a relative

like an aunt of mine to like send it to me or something which would be really weird don't send it like this girl's gonna be on like the year-end raps of things how's no one remix this i've seen some songs are they good there's some ai generated hawk to us yeah okay they're actually not bad brett the fact that brett hasn't done it is kind of honest we should talk to him the way she says spit on that thing is like i just want to hug that girl and be like you're so genuine she's cute you're so genuine she's cute she's wild ass you see how she loves pookie forever like did these go watch the extended cut shout out to shouts to pookie man yeah he bought the 1999 version.

It's okay. You're allowed to procure it. No, it's everywhere. You don't have an OnlyFans subscription? I did see it. Do you have an OnlyFans subscription anywhere? No. Okay.

Not yet. Do you have a friend that you guys all Venmo to have on? Like who bites the bullet? You know, I've never gone beyond the paywall in uh only fans never okay i got you is only fans legal to have in texas yeah is it i mean is it nothing else is yeah yeah yeah i think it is okay should we set up an only fans where we just post episodes just to make it easier for people who might use only fans more than they use patreon or could be a better platform yeah a lot of people got new tech a lot of people make a lot of money on on there um you like the girth master girth master all we

need is okay who would you rather do a video with so we need just to end up in a dude perfect video collab that would do wonders for our youtube or what if we end up in a Dude Perfect video collab, that would do wonders for our YouTube. Or what if we end up in a Girthmaster video? That's a hard question. They're not going to want to – Dude Perfect won't want to collab with us after we come for that ass in this video we're going to do soon. So you're saying you would rather do the Girthmaster video? No. That's what he's saying. That's not what I'm saying.

It could just be a hang. It's like, what is Girthmaster? What's a normal day for the Girthmaster? And you just like – you go around town. He goes, gets breakfast, gets some coffee. He goes goes to uh he's gonna like feed that thing man that thing what do you do before like filming a porn like what's your day look like if you're doing prep work you gotta do it you're looking at paging through like a coffee table book of all those sex positions that people

tweet about all the time cock push-ups is there a coffee table book on it oh yeah what's what's up with those they're all over my tl there has to be some website that just has them and people just screenshot them all the time some of those are um impossible they're hilarious i really yeah really some of them you can't you try you can't bend your thing down you know all the way down and you're thinking of something very specific that's not in our brains right now there are some positions that are like you test it with uh our little doohickey anatomically impossible i forgot we've been doing this entire episode with this uh german man with a hot dog

in front of him you got to do a lot of stretching takes years of prep just be careful is this dave loki looks like him like is it dave i think i think you just type in uh generic german guy into uh 3d printer and it pops it looks like dave i mean i think that's you it might be that would be a real compliment you could tell me that he got like vladimir and just said, it's close enough to Dave. Let's just do that. Honestly, yeah, it does resemble Dave now that I'm looking at it. Yeah, I think it's Dave.

It's Dave. I'll take it. Where's this thing going to live? Right behind Dylan's head. It doesn't fit on there. I'm going to have to get it on its little shelf. Get another Amish shelf. Dylan said trash can.

I'm not going to get it on their shelf just for the trash can, you said. That's disgusting. We're not going to keep that thing their shelf just for the trash can, you said. That's disgusting. We're not going to keep that thing around. What? Yeah, we are. Please send us stuff

to do V-Zinc cocks out of. What? It doesn't even work, really. What is lost in translation here? You just didn't do a big enough bump. It's going to leave a little layer

at the bottom every time. Yeah, it's a problematic thing. But Randy's going to bring the glue up here and fix it. Sean Paul style. Okay. Stick to you like glue. Is that it?

Yeah, I was way off on the Hawk 2. Everybody knows what I was talking about. Where do we see her next? She's going to be on some podcast. Edmonton Oilers got, or the Edmonton oilers girl got uh a playboy shoot she'll be on the the alex cooper podcast here in the next couple days no she's too she's not big enough for that she might be the most viral meme but she'll do fallon alex cooper

does like legit interviews now not that she didn't before i guess but she's big time fallon or kimmel I'm telling you. Yeah. You'll have her do the top 10 list on Letterman. I think I'm going to go on Craig Kilborn. Show hasn't been on for years. It's probably not Craig Kilborn. What would your late night dream show be to be on? Current or 98.

Letterman. Conan circa 97, 98. Dude, I was a big Letterman guy we were a leno household leno got better guests but letterman was funny i thought that letter i thought leno had a better show but i i liked uh i liked letterman as a human more like i liked listening to him more but like leno had a more entertaining full show, in my opinion. I don't know why we're talking about this. Look, I didn't hate Leno as much as a lot of people.

No, I prefer Leno. I think Leno got a lot of shit. I also think that he had nothing to do... I don't think he had much to do with the Conan situation like people blamed him for, but I also think that he probably just shouldn't have never retired in the first place. Leno invented the... You guys hear about this?

You guys hear about this? You hear about this? He did. Does Leno have triples of the Barr about this? You guys hear about this? You hear about this? He did. Does Leno have triples of the Barracuda? Probably. He's a big car guy. He's a big car guy.

He's a huge car guy. He's probably got triples. Why does he always wear a Canadian tuxedo these days? I don't know, but I want to get to that level where I can just do that and people are like,

yeah, that's acceptable. That's who you are. That's what it's all about. Leno gets unnecessary hate. I think I agree with that. Like, I think he probably had something to do with ousting Conan

once Conan was on, you know, the Late Night, Late Show and was doing it. But like, I don't know. I don't think you have much

of a call there. Give me Conan late 90s when he was still getting away with Hemp Bot. And the Masturbating Bear. Masturbating Bear. Just bear just triumph it's a common dog

just bitch that were like the chuck norris lover yeah the chuck yeah give me that you know these have you been watching old conan episodes me and my brothers we're big conan guys where's my kayak this is really i was hesitant to get into conan because the people that were liked him were so obsessed with him that it was always one of those things. It's like, do I want to be that? It's a loading thing. And then I understood it. And I was like, yeah,

I get it now. There's a lot of, there was Conan gatekeeping back then. Yeah. You had to be careful. Yeah. Yeah. All right,

let's get out of here. Only three more episodes till the meetup. I'm excited. Bye. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos.