Circling Back - Winter Storm Watch & Landman Finale | Circling Back 1-21-26

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

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Ranchos, the metal ranchos. All right, we're back Wednesday morning. Circling Back podcast. Doing it live because it's Wednesday. And Monday through Thursday, we do a live show. Live product, it's also a visual. My name is David. Producing today, it's the bird man himself, Randall Trebaki.

Hi, Dave. Big stuff happening at the bird feeder this morning. Big stuff. Would you like to know? Like such as? Yeah, you got, yeah, tell us. Well, I got, I think I had all four birds that are coming by this time of year. The AI recognition keep on calling it a morning dove.

It's clearly a white wing dove. I actually submitted some user feedback to tell them that it was wrong this morning. It's definitely a white wing dove, not a morning dove. A different call doesn't have a turtle dove. Doesn't have white wing tips. But then a house finch and a house sparrow. Did you ever have a Finch phase? A Finch phase?

You got a titmouse in there somewhere? The titmouse hasn't come to the camera yet, but there's some black tuft titmice. I don't know if that's the play. I'm assuming it is that come by. They were in the other feeder in the background. And then a Carolina chickadee. All in.

It was tactical. All business. In out. Got the sunflower seed and flew away. So it was actually a lot of action. Yeah. It was actually a male and a female house finch. that stopped by.

Pretty cute. They were eating. How do you know? Because of the coloring, the male is more red and the, it's like a car, pretty much the same thing as a cardinal. Correct. You passed my test. So I've been really enjoying this bird feeder. And we can tell, Haas.

Someone on Reddit, there's a post on Reddit. There's other bird watchers out there. Yeah. It's mostly the older folks. Once you, someone has said once you like, there's a tweet that says, you turn 30 and And then birds start becoming a little more interesting. It's a slippery slope. I've fallen into it.

I must have missed that. I'm 40 something. Hadn't hit me yet, but I can't wait. One day. Or something. One day. Dylan Shivery. Thanks, Dave.

Happy to be here. Got my new Warby's on. It's a different frame than yours. Different color for sure. Yeah. A lot more wide, too. It's not a full-on swagger jack, but it's a semi-swagger jack. You look like you're running with Johnny Mansell's crew.

Also, I can wear them inside much easier than you can. Right, because mine are sunglasses. You're just sunglasses, yeah. And these lens transition, you see. What does that mean exactly? It means as you go outside and it gets brighter because of the sun, the lens will darken and turn into a sunglass. You understand?

So if I'm standing out there and I look at your sunglasses, they'll appear darker to me. Yes. Interesting. Like a chameleon. Yeah. They're pretty much like the birdwatching. It's more popular with the older crab, I think.

The transitional linch? Yeah. Lens? Yeah. I think so. How long are you going to keep these up? I don't think I'm ever going to take these off. What are you talking about?

I think you will. How does Chels like them? She said she likes it. I don't think she's all the way in on them, but she likes them. They, uh, I'm getting the big light reflection from these, uh, big, big boys and it makes it hard to look at you. That's fine. Don't look at me, dude.

There's nothing going on already. That's fine. We, we've had a setup in the past where it was hard to look at the person you're hosting with. So nothing new to me. I'll just awkwardly look at the camera. But I'm happy for you. Yeah, I'm loving them so far.

Shout out to Warby. Yeah. Upcoming sponsor. February. February. People don't like that. Well, that's good. What else you got? Just ready for the show today, man. Okay.

Got some exciting stuff going on. We got a winter storm just absolutely closing in on us that we're going to have to talk about. Tomorrow we have none other than Jack Hammer, known to some as Dan Register. Really? Known at others as Dan Register. Danny Dimes, Danny Regs. Don't go, Dan. He's in the building. I don't know what we're going to.

going to talk about. I'm just going to let Dan go. It's been about a month or so. I think the last time he was on here is actually producing when Randy was taking one of his vacations. One of my vacations, you mean my Mexico work trip where I had to work hard? Sleep like a vacation to me. I was a vacation. It was a lot of content. I was doing a lot of work. No one is, you've did more content than everyone in this company ever. Patron. That's probably more of an indictment on everybody else, but you still did. It was a good trip. I like that.

But yeah, Dan's going to be in the building. I got to catch up with him. But keeping up with him via text. He's, he recently congratulated me on a text. Just hit me with a good text or a good tweet, Dave. Was that the Bella Danger one? Yeah, it was. I had a lot of people like that.

I don't talk too often to reach out and say they saw that tweet. And they were like, hey, good job. It's good. I was like, thanks. Let's see what kind of numbers that bad boy's doing. the 23K when I gave it a like. It's doing all right. Somebody accused me of using the wrong,

using that Jim Downey meme wrong or doing it wrong. In full disclosure, I totally might have done it wrong. I don't know. Which is the right way. I've only watched the clip like once. Oh. Because he says Jeffrey Epstein, the financier?

So you said, A Bella Danger, the Miami fan? No, the sports fan? A sports fan. So how are you doing it wrong? I don't know. No, he said I did it backward. I was just looking at the quote tweets to see if any, I was getting any blowback because

I don't know, I just want to see. What is this supposed to be like the financier, Jeffrey Epstein? I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't really matter to me. Either way, hey, you're going viral. I'm not going to delete the tweet. You're going viral.

Not really getting any followers, but whatever. You got like what, a mill, two mil, off that post? Like dollars? Yeah, then like the currency? Yeah. Isn't Elon paying you? I don't even have that set up. I'm leaving money on the table.

Yeah, you are. We do have a Nabella Danger follow up later on in this program today. Okay. She's in the orbit of potential guests. We have three female guests that are all somewhat possible. Yes. What, how did Farah Abraham, okay, she liked a couple of posts from the circling back account? It seems like she might have some kind of bot.

because anytime you get like an account, she's got a somewhat big following. I didn't look. She's got... She's in the milly. She is. She's got several milly. Okay.

Well, she, I don't remember. Did you post something on her thing? No. What was the... I DM'd her. From circling back? Yeah. That's it.

Okay. Well, her account liked two of our posts last night. And I assume it wasn't. wasn't her doing it. No. But you never know. You never know. She's a teenager and a mother.

She was a former teenager. Me too. Former teenager. Same. What do you smile at about it over there? I shouldn't be. It was something someone said in the chat. I don't mean to laugh at your disability,

but you've said that you're red, green, colorblind, and someone pointed out that you're blocking the blue light. Does that mean you only see black and white color now? That's pretty good. As far as I know, this doesn't affect how I see color. Next week is theme week, meaning on Tuesday on Patreon, we will be dropping a house party, exclusive house party stories, voicemails, emails, all that.

And I got one this morning. It just says house party week, sliming out a day one. and I have not read it yet, but I'm excited to read it. Sliming out. Yeah. It might just have to be a two-hour show. I mean, we could... Let's do a long show.

I mean, people pay money for it. We can go along. I was going to say, we could always do it another time, too, but like, we want to do we, we want to do rotating themes and stuff, you know? Get some new themes every month. And speaking of, we did circling back on touching base yesterday. We used to do a show from like 2015 to 2015 to 20, 2019-ish, 2018, late 2018.

It was called Touching Base. It was us. Randy wasn't here. Our producer was Michael Weiner. Michael Weiner, the Dripping Springs resident. And Will DeFries. And what we do is we like to go back and revisit some classic audio from those times. Some like maybe lore, some seminal moments that we might still reference to this day.

And we did that yesterday. So Will sat in here. We kind of riffed for 20 minutes, then we listened. It was very fun. I think that was a really good episode, a lot of good feedback. So go check it out only on Patreon. And then we're going to record listener voicemails, which always drop on Friday. 888-618-48-44-2.

Drop us a message. Be tactical. Get in, get out, things of that nature. Circling back on touching base, a great show, as you mentioned. But also, if you missed the days of us just riffing with Will, you know. There's a lot of that in those episodes because he sits in and we have a lot of fun. And a lot of robiness too. So check it out.

I mean, you're still going to have Randy to deal with. But like, I think Randy's, Randy was, Randy's good. I was, now I was checked out. I was watching my bird camera live. Yeah. Yeah. The screen's gone. The number one response I got when I posted that photo was, y'all are definitely never going wireless.

Because like from my vantage point, it is just wire city. It's just all wires. lot of wires. 2026. What's our estimate? What's the estimate you gave us on? Like how long it would take and how much money's? To go completely wireless?

Completely. Like, I don't want to see a wire. I don't want to see a single wire. You know, up there. I don't really think the technology exists. It's getting there, though. Wireless power is really becoming a thing. I watched a whole YouTube video about it.

Do you guys see that I think it was Japan? Japan. Japan. They beamed in power from space. They had solar panels in space and the energy that it collected. Yeah, I've been seeing that. It beamed it down back to Earth and it was usable. There's been products that because, I mean, you get solar power 100% of the time.

Right. Like, you constantly have sunlight. It never stops. The sun never stopped shining in space day. Where, like, Brett's property would probably still, I mean, it has a lot of sunlight, but not, 100% all the time, you know. So what's stopping everybody from doing that? Big oil?

Big fossil fuel. Now that it's proven... John Fossil? Proven to work? Maybe we got something there. I don't know. I don't know the answer to your... I feel it would be a bigger story.

I think the tech isn't fully there yet, but they're doing tests. It's like when we hear like, oh, we got nuclear fission. And it's like, oh, this is going to change everything. But it's like, what does that really mean until something happens? Who knows? I think we're going to continue to use oil. The West has famously moved away from nuclear and moved more towards nuclear. Yeah, that's true ever since Bush.

Yeah, nuclear is the next big wave. Yeah, I'm bullish on it personally. Yeah, he is. How are you feeling about Lucy? Do you got your breaker in? Ooh, you know I got my Lucy in, Dave. I pop it in before every episode. That's how I get dialed in.

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says he's got a uh event there's an event there's an event happening He has to be at this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. There's an event he has to be at until 8.30. Then he wants to link. So it's going to be a later link, but I'm fine with that because I'm, I don't know if you check my callie or the PTO Cali. I put it on the right Cali. I'm out Friday all day. Got cowboy shit to do. You know what it is. He said, they're serving as Terry Blacks. I'm not even going to eat. That place stinks. That's a bad take. It's a bad take. Terry Blacks is good barbecue. We went there recently. Barbecue Hardros always like try to dunk on it. It's like it's really, really good barbecue.

It's like a lot of barbecue and intercellars better. Maybe. It's good enough to where like if your plan B is Terry Blacks, you're still doing better than a majority of the country. Terry Blacks is really good. But there is, in my opinion, a noticeable difference between Terry Blacks and then the tier one barbecue in Austin. But the difference for me is a weight.

You're right. It's not enough to like change plans for. I mean, it's plenty good. It's really good. Okay. Yeah. If you're visiting. He thinks it stinks though. Yeah. If you're visiting Austin, I think Terry Black's your best bet because you're going to be able to get it relatively quick instead of having to wait like two hours in line. I love the idea of John just turning up his nose to the catered Terry Blacks. Like that's like good place to get catered. Like if your company flies you down to Austin for whatever reason and it's like, we're getting Terry Blacks. He's like, oh, God damn. Ugh. It's like my kid. My two-year-olds learned yuck.

Oh, no. I'm like, dude, no. I wonder why John Duda didn't text me. Last time he was in town, he did text me, and we did link. I don't know why I'm not on this one. I guess he says I want to hang out. I don't know, man. Or maybe my phone just hasn't been working.

Let me see. Maybe you just didn't see it with your new lenses. I got full bars. Charged up. I have been getting texts from other people. Huh. Oh, no. My wife got the new iPhone.

And now, like, I've been fine, not having, like, I'm marking, like, a 13. This thing's old as hell. We have the same one, I think. Yeah, I'm fine with it. But then she got the, like, the baller one. And she got a cool case. And now I'm like, ooh. Like, her camera obviously is much better.

Yeah. And I'm just like, damn. Like, I'm in content. I should have a better camera. I should have as good of a camera as she has. No offense to her. I think the new one's, like, a lot fast. Like, the network's better.

I don't know. This one, I've had this one paid off for like two, three years, whatever it is now. And it's like, it works. So I don't feel the need to go out and get a new one. I've been holding out for Brett to get like an Apple sponsorship. I don't think that's going to happen. It doesn't seem like it's going to happen. I think Apple's doing just fine.

Yeah. Selling phones. Hungly. Yum. Yum. So what are you talking about? More on winter storm watch, y'all. Is this real?

what we're about to talk about? The storm? The storm's definitely real. Yeah, I guess you haven't looked at the European models, or at least those kind of models. European model, it's a little bit more of aggregate and tends to be a little bit more accurate for our neck of the woods.

So headed down this way is a storm. It's a clipper. It's a serious storm. It's a serious storm. The likes of which we don't see too often in these parts. He's a serious storm. he pokes holes in the ground. Yes, that is true.

We're looking at a low on, according to the weather channel, I don't know how accurate that is, a low of 17 on Sunday. And for Austin, Texas, that's down there, my friend. That is straight down there. And most importantly, it looks like we're having freezing rain, which. Easily the easily woted per sip, right? Yeah, I think. Well, hell sucks too, also frozen.

Hales, woted. Hale's woted, but like, hail, hell hit your house, hit your car, not great. You're going to have, you know, freezing rain, though, that's just, that's just fucking up 48 hours of things, you know. Why can't it just freaking snow? Why can't we get the cool shit? You know, somebody, I don't know if it was one of my son's teachers, but he found out that it was maybe going to be winter precipitation, and somebody said snow. So he's got his hopes up. He's like, we're going to make a snowman this weekend.

I was like, no, no, no, no, I don't know. Buddy, I'm really sorry. He's been fortunate. He's had some snow here in his lifetime and played in it, built a somewhat decent snowman. That ain't this. It's going to get so cold in like up north that they're on exploding tree watch. Did you know that the trees can explode because the moisture inside expands to such a degree that it just pops? just busts?

Yeah. Did you know that? Never heard of such a thing. The iguanas probably going to be falling on the trees. That's in Florida. Yeah. I mean, it's going to hit Florida,

isn't it? Bring your iguanas in, all your pets. No, I didn't know that. I mean, that that you say that, that makes sense. I don't think I've ever witnessed it. I definitely.

I don't think we see that much around here. So this would be the third winter storm, bad winter storm I've had since I moved down here. 2021 was the one where it was a week long. And then there was a bunch of snow. And that one was, long one. 2023 was,

I feel like similar to what this is going to be, where it was like a day or two of really cold freezing rain. And that was the day like, there was a ton of damage around because tree limbs were falling all over the place. I lost my AC unit. Yeah.

Due to a relatively small tree I had on the side of my house falling on top. Have you found it yet? That's funny to you. Yeah. A little bit. I saw like full on like, you're laughing.

20 foot trees. Completely topple over into people's homes. So it might be that bad. It was bad. We're on grid watch, as we often are, because we're on our own grid, because Texas, they, there's some legislation that's been passed to hopefully prevent another 2021. But we'll see. We'll see.

I am concerned considering last time in 2023, I was, there was like 75% of people had power, and I was one of the people that didn't. And then Dan, you said. to live where I lived back in 2021, and he was the last person to get power. So my grade is not great. Oh, man. I didn't lose power in the 2021 storm. I lost water halfway through, and that stunk.

But I can't complain too much since I had power and all that, which was crucial. Can you pull up the guy we're about to talk about? Yeah, this is what I was asking. Like, is this real? Okay. Here's what I'm seeing. So somebody posted to Ted Cruz, Teddy ballgame, was spotted on a plane yesterday headed to laguna beach okay now if you don't remember that

that significant storm that we just mentioned the really really bad when people died yeah um Ted went to Cancun people spotted Ted in Cancun and he claimed that okay this is one of my favorite politician things he claimed that he was flying with his daughter to drop her off in Cancun and and then flying back because she doesn't like to fly. It's the biggest bullshit of all time. It's such bullshit. No one has ever done that. No one's ever flown to another country with their daughter who is old enough to go to

Cancun. This is not a small child. Yeah. And drop them off and then fly home. No one does that. It's just a bold face lie. So important to be fair here, Laguna Beach, there's not a Laguna Beach airport. So I think John Wayne is 15 miles.

John Wayne is close. I mean close like if I was flying to Duncan if I was going up to Duncanville I was wanted to fly I would fly into Dallas Fort Worth DFW probably which is probably about 15 15 miles from there so whoever posted this tweet heading to Laguna Beach we don't know if he's going to Laguna Beach either way he's going to SoCal yeah and who knows the fact that he hasn't put out like his team hasn't gotten out in front of this or put out a statement is kind of crazy. Maybe that there's some big reveal that he's going for something that's like a funeral or something important. I don't know. But it is funny. The optics, this guy has to know,

like, dude, if there's a, if there's a storm coming and like you are spotted going, leaving the state to go to a baller location that has great weather, like Southern California, Cancun, you just can't do it, optics wise. You've got to know this is not the time to fly. You've got to know this is not the time to fly commercial especially. You're the seat you're the senator from Texas. People are going to snipe you. He has because you're very recognizable. You're Ted Cruz. The first picture from 2021 when when that came out was funny because he was not going to mask. It was a mask time because it was COVID. And he, uh, the mask had a the state flag of Texas on it. He had a tucked in polo. He just looked so like, it just looks like so Ted Cruz in the in the photo. It was so funny.

there it is yeah that that's the one also um got to point out his daughter nowhere to be found in frame yeah who he's uh supposedly flying with to drop her off don't know there are many pictures i don't see her in any of them so who knows but this is not a good look for old ted ted did tweet that his team and he is are monitoring the incoming coal front that could bring snow ice and disruptive weather conditions to parts of Lone Star stayed this week. You can stay out today. So he's just basically saying he's monitoring the situation. Okay.

Yeah. I don't know if he's monitoring it from SoCal. I mean, he's there already. So he's got to be monitoring from there. Yeah, he should bring it. He should just come back. He's got to be in the situation room. When he got so much heat for this the first time, did he,

he immediately like flew back, right? I think so. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's tough. that you can't enjoy a vacation because you're going to get bullied online.

It was a bad look. It was a, it is a bad look, but also like I was thinking, what was Ted going to do? Yeah, I know. That's the other part of it, too.

Ted's going to, like, I don't really know what. Ted, we need you here, man. He's not the governor. But, no, I mean, he should,

it is a, it is a horrible look. People were freezing to death in their homes in Austin. Yeah. It was really, bad. It was really bad. It was, it sucked. That was, uh, we had a two week. We had roadie. We had roads. He was two weeks old. And we did not lose power, but we did lose water. I lost both. And it was during COVID, it clear like we said. So like, still wasn't great. But yeah, maybe. I think, I think it being during COVID kind of helped because it was just, you're already like, well, fuck this fucking, everything sucked already. So it wasn't like we went from like, shit being dope to like, oh, no.

It was like, ah, we're already kind of hunkered down here. It was really fun for a couple of days until shit got serious. Yeah, people were like skiing on 360. It was some of the best snow that I've seen in my lifetime, which says, you know, what snow in Texas is like typically. Yeah, it was a good amount. There are pictures of me as a two-year-old, so we're talking 1985, 86 maybe, probably 86, where I'm standing in my front yard in like maybe three inches of snow in Austin.

And I think before the 2021 storm, that was like the largest accumulation of snow the city had seen in my lifetime to give you, you know, a frame of reference in how rare that snow storm was. And it was wild. I mean, I don't know how many inches we got, but it looked like we were in a different, on a different planet almost. It was crazy. We just don't see that around here. here, Dave. I don't know about a different planet. You're right, a different part of the country, maybe. No, I just didn't feel like Austin. You know what I mean? Typically, yeah, well, typically, it's like, if it's, I feel like we're going to tap out bad snowstorm in, in DFW or Austin. It's like

four, four inches, five inches. Like, that's like, okay, whoa. We get a dusting every now and then. Problem is, dude, freezing rain just sucks. It just like cold piss. It sucks. It's cold piss. It's Cold piss, it freezes. It was kind of cold piss. Seeing like that 2023 storm, just seeing like how it coated everything. The trees looked really cool. But until I started falling all over the place. There is a chance that we won't be coming in here on Monday.

There's a chance. It's true. Because Sunday's the coldest of this little storm. Could be a late show. Yeah, it's really going to hit us Saturday night is when this stuff's really going to start happening. I am at this moment still scheduled to go to Lano Friday morning and I don't know

I of all the guys who were going to my buddy's ranch out that way I've got the shortest drive I'm obviously it's you know what what is it about hour 10 hour 20 to Lano so everybody else is Dallas or Houston Houston I think we find the Dallas guys I'm a little worried about

But I don't know what the plan is. We might have to go down there and hunker down and wait it out. You guys are going to be in your ranch clothes all bundled up and be cuddling around a campfire, getting all snug with each other. Probably a little bit colder out that way, too, than it will be here. Yeah, I'm kind of, I don't know. It seems like typically when we do this trip, it's been a couple of years. But it's like we always have like unseasonably warm temp. And it's like, oh, no.

You know, you go out there in the winter, you want to. you want to have the fire pit go on, you want it to be cold, but now it's like we're getting like the opposite end of the spectrum. I don't know. I'm hoping for the best for everyone and for me, but knowing my luck with these things, it's a great time to follow me on Instagram at Rainey Trimbeki because if I lose power again,

you know I'm going to be doing content. Go check out my... We need to find out, like if the office holds tight, because we got the fire station right down the road. I mean, that's why I came in here last time. We have power? We had power. Dan and I were planning on spending the night in here, and then we went to our buddy's, uh, Georgio's place.

But yeah, if I, if I lose power, I might just come into office with an air mattress and sleep in here. But if not, you know, the couch is not terrible. It's not terrible. But follow me because I will do content and go check out my previous saved stories on my profile if you want to see other winter storms. You don't have to do that. You can go do it. It's a plate. We're pushing it. There's nobody like, man, I got to go check out Randy's previous winter storm. They were fun. People really enjoy.

I mean, it was good content, but it was just, I don't know, somebody's looking for some, you know, someone's on the dumper looking for something, something to scroll through. I don't know, maybe there's somebody out there. You'll see what happens when Texas hits, I kind of lost my mind. I remember, that was a fun. It was fun, like, Dylan said for a couple days, then I was like, well, this is, this feels apocalyptic. It was very much like Pledge Ship.

Most fun, I'll never want to have again in my life. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, I could never do that again, go through Pledge-Shift.

No. They fucking saw. God, they were so awful to us. Hey, Randy, have you seen the OM Cheeseburger from Applebee's yet? No, but the Applebee is by us closed. Have you seen? Okay, so the OM Cheeseburger is a cheeseburger cut in half. Then they place it down on a plate, like open face down.

Oh, my God. And it's in melted cheese. Oh, my goodness. It's a smash burn. It just feels like a Randy John, and I wanted you to be aware of it. I have not aware of this, but thank you for making me aware of this. So, that's just, we just don't need that. This is the most ridiculous thing since I saw the KFC double down where the,

look at that mess of a plate. There's a sandwich and the buns were chicken. Do you guys ever cut your burger in half before you eat it? No. This is crazy. I typically don't either, but some burgers lend themselves. Obviously, the OM cheeseburger, like, that's part of the allure. It's face down and the cheese.

Damn. I mean, probably good. It's Applebee's, so it probably tastes like reheated stuff from your freezer, but I'm willing to give it a chance. All I know is that I went to Applebee's once with Omar. We both got two drinks, an appetizer, and two entrees. $42. And it was like $42. And it was amazing for the whole bill.

My wife flew into love. field in Dallas go to airport and they have like a great chilies she like had like two hours to spend there and she's like where should I go it's dinner time like go to chilies just go to chilies she was like I ended up going

a cool river which is like the nice swanky like steakhouse in there and I'm like you really you just you went and bawled out a little bit you had a chilies I respect that dude I'm like okay so I was doing bedtime

Thursday night getting the boys down and just getting yelled at getting poured out by two kids under five she's just having a martini and like a steak cassidia or something she's ordering apps

that's so sick vibe him yeah catch one last vibe before that trip's over I respect it respect it after uh after will's sister-in-law's wedding

I think it was we uh we had layover in Houston and there's a popadose in that airport. Excuse me. It's a Papadose. It's a Papadose. It's a Papadose in the airport, yeah.

And I went to order chicken strips. And they honestly were the, they were, I don't know if they're the best chicken strips I've ever had. They hit better than, like, at that moment, like, just coming back from Cabo. It was goaded. I've never had airport Papados, but Papadose is a great restaurant. Never had it. I think it's Hobby.

Also, Hobby Airport in Houston has Papacitos. that you can pick up breakfast tacos at before you fly out. So the same ownership, but it's a Mexican restaurant? Poppus brothers, Pappas. Yeah. You can go pick up, get you a breakfast taco before you fly. That's great. It's kind of nice.

I've been told that Long John Silver's has really good chicken strips. They used to have planks. I think maybe that's what it is. Tudder, we under new ownership. Dude, the little breadcrumbs, a little fried crumbs at the bottom. you'd feel like a real piece of shit, but once you'd finish the chicken plank or the fish plank,

you scoop those little pieces of fried goodness up and just eat them. Like you knew you're eating hell. Like you're like, this is going to take at least two weeks off my life. Just fried batter. God damn. Just batter balls.

Zach in the chat mentions that that burger was face down, buns up. It's true. We've all been there. We've all been in Ticovas. Oh, yeah. My eyes are pointed north watching the incoming storm whilst my toes are pointed west in my tocovas. When you're at the ranch this week, you need to walk around your toes pointed west the whole time.

I refuse to have them point in any other direction. Man, to cause. I had my mattress pointed turned. Yeah. So that way, you understand. You sleep with your boots on. Yeah. Yeah, you know.

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Point your toes west. And if you're looking for, like, a groomsman's gift or, like, a gift for a groom, or you got something, you know, you don't know what to do. You know how, like, you're buying boots for somebody who's never had a pair, like you don't live around here or wherever. T-C-O-V-S-E-G-E-R-V-E-T-O-O-W-O-W-P-P. point your toes west um landman i well finally i finally got around to landman last night the finale i saw some chatter on twitter people saying that it was one of the best episodes of television ever i saw that guy who tweet that and i want to point out that that guy is a fucking idiot but it was a good for landman for season two easily the best episode of this of the of the of the

But dude is not one of the best episodes of television. People like that guy and people who are like, oh, Landman is a fantastic show. I think they're lying to themselves just a little bit. Well, that guy, can you find that tweet? I know I'm putting you on the spot and you have to like search. I'm curious if that guy is like a political pundit. Because people who are like deep in the culture war, they are like, well, they need Landman to be seen as like a legit show. It's the, it's the super like wannabe alpha male types who are like, it, it feels.

fits their, uh, their worldview. Yeah, they're not just a worldview, but they're, uh, I don't know what I'm trying to say here. It, it makes them feel like they, they should be, they should enjoy the show because it's a show, it's like it's porn for them. Because of the, the persona they like to portray. Sure. Like they would feel like a, like a beta bitch if they said that it wasn't a good show. It's like, I'm supposed to like land. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. That's, That's the one I saw. It says, come on, man.

The Landman season two finale is one of the best episodes on television I've ever seen. And I'm almost 65 years old. Click on his profile. I want to see what his bio says. Okay, it's a Tucker Carlson quote. So yeah, that makes sense. It was Tucker Carlson calling him stupid, actually kind of dumb. Editor of Commentary.

Commentary.org was this? Well, they do a lot of commentary. He was followed by Norm MacDonald. So how about that? Okay. I never got the norm follow. He did interact with me on Twitter. I have it framed.

Commentary is a magazine. Okay. So there you go. He's a, whatever. I don't really care, but it is not one of the, it's not. It's just not. It's a good episode of Lamb Man. So what happened?

So everything, I'm going to give mega spoilers. Is that going to bother you? No. So in the penultimate. Tommy old Tommy Norris got fired by Demi Moore Okay

Is that a sentence that breaks your brain Yeah Demi Moore is in the show I just I feel like that's something that gets overlooked She's a A-lister And who is who is Is this his son? No So

Billy Bob gets fired Oh okay he's Tommy North I didn't know Yeah yeah yeah And And that's kind of how it ends. And you get the finale and you're like, what's going to happen? Well, his people decide to go with him and it ends with like, he's back in the game.

See, his whole, his story is that he was kind of a wild catter and he lost it all back in the day. So he got on with his buddy who hedged his bets, who was played by John Hamm. He was able to continue with his company. And Tommy was like his number one guy, president of the company. John Hamm died. So Demi took over the company. And she made a move, a very reckless move, or she's basically staking everything on this offshore rig. And it has to produce.

Otherwise the company goes under. Tommy, Billy Bob Thornton's like, no. terrible idea. It's got like a 10% chance of producing anything. It's like drilling six miles under the ocean. Whatever. So she fires him because he doesn't agree with that. And so the whole thing is Tommy being like, fuck it. I got one. His quote, and it's kind of, I will say, there's some good moments in this where he's, he's like, I got one, I'm going to see if I got one last home run in me. And you're like, oh, hell yeah, dude, let's go. And it ends with like him and like assembling a crew out on one of their leases

and everybody's like finds out that Tommy's starting up a new one he's spinning up a new company and everybody's like hell fucking yeah dude pretty badass okay um so he's about to be the landman well he's about to be

no he's about to be the man like the man like he's going to be number two under his son because his son if you'll remember went six for six his first his first six times poking the earth they all produced with cartel money

Most people don't have that kind of luck typically No but the funny thing is Billy Bob Tommy Norris The whole thing is He's like

Doesn't want to get in bed With Andy Garcia's character Who's like the high level Legit But still one foot in the cartel guy The money guy Who's financing a lot of this The episode basically lands

With Tommy going to him And be like I need some money So Tommy's in bed Oh there we go With the cartel. Now, this season did not have any, like, low-level cartel, like cartel hits or anything like that. It is just him and this guy, the super high-level cartel guy, who's the money guy, who looks completely legitimate on paper. But Tommy knows, like, this is still a bad dude.

So that's where it ends. But you also have his daughter. She's at TCU. She's struggling in cheer camp. she doesn't train or anything and they're like they've got her doing lunges and all that and the over the top

um they them from the previous episode the roommate the roommate who's like pronouns meditates has a pet fared ferret they wrote her into like

this character sucks is what like they intentionally made her like really really like rough around the edges not friendly towards the daughter, well, she ends up becoming more friendly with the daughter because she is a physical therapist or she is a trainer. She's on the training staff.

You mean they? They. Excuse me. You know what? Thank you, Randall. And she's, uh, there's like some, some high school kids that are, uh, just watching cheerleaders, the cheerleaders practice and are just like, just chirping them, which I saw this, I saw this clip. Yeah.

And then Michelle Randolph's character comes over because they start chirping at her old roommate. And they're like, oh, are you on the football team? Which I'm like, dude, that the character is not even like a big character, like a large character. They're just being mean or whatever. And it's just so like forced. But she goes over and sticks up for the old roommate. And you're like, oh, okay, they kind of had a moment there. She just pretty much flexed.

I'm really hot. You can never give it with a girl like me. That's exactly what happened. That's pretty much what she did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. And then you're wondering like Michelle Randolph's 20. playing this like college freshman.

I'm wondering of like the other. And to be clear, she looks like she could be a college freshman. Those kids looked like they were straight up from high school. I think they got some young actors that were doing the chirping. Anyway. Those were actually the kids that were drunk outside of Will's house the other day that Will yelled at. Oh.

Tune into circling back on touching base for that. Penultimate. I forgot about this. Billy Bob's son killed a guy. Okay. Now we're Yellowstone. I was about to ask you, like, what's, what's, I know he was in hot water with the whole cartel shit. He's out with the, like, so cartel, other than like, we'll hear more from them in later seasons, I'm sure, because it's going to go south at some point.

But, so, you know, like the worst storyline in the whole, in the whole lot is Billy Bob's son. The, he's a geologist. And he met, you know, the, he had the guy in his crew died. when he was first getting into oil and gas and then he just fell in like the guy's widow fell in love with them like two weeks later. So now they're living together. She gets a job working at the patch

which is the old watering hole. That all haunt for all them old landman, all the roughnecks. And she gets a job tending the bar there. She's cute. She's a good looking gal. And a couple episodes prior, she kicked this old son of a bitch out

who was creeping on her. He shows up. and sees her in an alley when she's on her break and he starts beating her up and he starts like trying to do like real bad stuff to her and she's fighting him.

Well, her fiancee, their fiancee now, Billy Bob's son shows up just in time just as this guy's like got her unconscious in the alley

and he starts beating the shit out of him and like just pummles the guy like hits him, knocks him out then just keeps hitting him and you're like, one of those scenes. Yeah.

So it's one of those. And next thing you know, the guy died. And now they kind of want to press charges because he was defending his fiancé, but also, like, this guy was knocked out clearly. They have security camera. And he hit him like 17 times in the face. So it's looking bad. Meanwhile, Billy Bob's like trying to figure out what his next move is going to be.

He's got a meeting with the guy from Chevron. he's in Dallas. Every turn the guy's just getting his dick kicked in. I want to get my fucking dick kicked in. Everything. Yeah, I fucking smoked out here. So he finds out like his kids getting questioned for a murder. And then next thing you know, he's driving.

He's driving over to Dallas from Fort Worth. And he goes like, God damn it. He's like, God, what else you got for me today? And immediately there's a traffic jam that he pulls up on. And there's like a massive fender bender that happens around him, cars slamming into each other. He's unscathed. And he just gets out of the car, looks around, and he's like, starts talking to God again.

And then rather than stop and see if everybody's okay, he just gets in the truck and just goes around it. You shouldn't have let you. You're not really supposed to do that. One of my main complaints with Yellowstone, obviously another Taylor Sheridan show, is that anything that can possibly go wrong will go wrong. And then more will go wrong. It's just, it's they, no one ever catches a single break ever. Well, he did kind of catch a break in that, um, in the span of about three hours, his son goes from about the, um, from, you know, probably being indicted for murder to, um, he's good because, because Tommy goes down there and just talks to the, uh, right. He talks to them boys down and said he all that works.

He goes down there and talks to the chief of police and he's like, hey, can't do this. They never explain how. Tommy has so much power in the Midland Odessa over like, because he's buddies with like the sheriff, but like now he's going to meet the chief of police. And they're all just listening to Tommy. And Tommy goes in there and he's just like, hey. So they're going to drop charges just like that? They're not going to press charges.

Okay. That's all it takes. Tommy had to go down there and talk some sense into him. We're not talking about petty theft here. Talking about someone got beat to death. On, on camera. Yeah. So.

That's great. It was just great. That's how the world works, David. Other than that, you know, a good finale. It was a good finale. I'm going to continue to give it my business. All right. Should I watch it?

No. Okay. Good. I was leaning toward no anyway. Oh, you know what? That's not true. I told this to W.R. Bowen on Twitter. I'll never tell you whether to watch it or not watch it.

I'll just tell you what I think of it. Because honestly, you might find it, it might be fun for you and Chels. I think y'all might have fun watching it. Because there is a, and there's so much Texas porn in it, too. Like, just like, oh, cool, there's TCU. Oh, they're at that spot. Everything is Texas, super Texasy, right? It's kind of fun.

And Billy Bob's character is a good character. But it is over the top. And you guys might, you guys might enjoy it. Has he come down Austin Way yet? No, I'm waiting for that. There's going to be a time where, like, he's got to go down there and deal with some blue-haired little out around Austin Way. He's got to come down here and pour somebody out who doesn't understand oil and gas,

and he's got to give him, like, a four-minute monologue on why fossil fuels are important. I'm like, all right, we get it, dude. I saw a headline. I didn't read the article, but apparently Billy Bob was critical of, they got snubbed, some award show, and I don't know which one it was. And Billy Bob said, oh, that's just because of the politics in the show. And I think it might be because the writing is just so atrocious.

I mean, if you wanted to tell me, like, Billy Bob got nominated or Allie Lauder's character got nominated, I would be like, yeah, okay. I mean, they really portray these characters very well. But, like, if you're not going to get like a best screenplay, or it's not a screenplay, but you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not going to win awards for writing. It's just not.

No. It's not. Yeah. I mean, I don't have to come in here and crap on the show every week for you all to know that at this point. No. I appreciate that you do. I mean, I got to talk to somebody about it. I'm the only person outside of a couple buddies, one of my buddies who was a big fan.

And create a podcast so they can talk about their interests. I'd love to. I'd love to. I'd love to have somebody to come. come in here and talk landman with for like just 15 minutes a day. That's all I need. Maybe we'd start a website using Squarespace. I don't know. If we were to do that, we would use Squarespace, the all-on-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or scaling your business, Squarespace gives you everything

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What's up with that? I am a real estate professional. What is up with that? Of course I know that. I don't know. People just aren't. What's the show with, what was that show? Modern Family.

Phil Dunphy in that show. He was a realtor. And he said realtor. and they got a lot of criticism for the way he said it. And that was his career. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Apparently, this is his daughter, and the billboard says, The Clap You Want, because her name is Madison Clap.

That's good. Two P's. Two P's. It's fun. Madison Clap. Don't know her. I did not know that his daughter was here. So Jackass, we've talked about that quite a bit.

Looks like they've got a new one coming out. in June. They do have a new one coming out in June movie. And in like a great turn of events, my Algo is shifted from Mexican Bull fighting to just your old jackass clips. It's a good algorithm I have. I think I sent you one. And the reason I sent you this one is because I was looking out on my phone laughing to myself last night. And my son wanted to see it, what I was watching. And I let him watch this. And I turned the sound down. And I turned the sound down. It may have been a bad idea. And then I thought about like,

does Gen Z find jackass funny? Like, do they understand, like, just play this? The caption here is the old running two-footed head kick. It's the old running two-footed head kick, Dylan. I don't know if I've seen this. I said, hey, how about, how about bam, double-flying kicks you in the face?

Fucking shit. Dude? People can do it. Okay. Somebody would tell it. Dave could do it. Dave could do it. You can't.

Nobody can do it. Nobody can do it. Nobody can do it. You go. So, bam, how many people can't double kick in the page? Go ahead. There's 40 people here and nobody can kick me in the face with two feet, but everybody thinks it's so easy. Oh!

He gets serious there, dude. That's an athletic move, man. Okay. So I'm obviously cracking up with this. And, you know, Roe's like, he's like, I want to watch.

I'm like, all right. So I turned the sound off because I'm like, I don't want him to hear anything. But he's like, why did he just do that? And I'm like, why did I just let you watch this?

He didn't laugh at it? No. He, like, looked at me like, what? He's like, all he's heard for the last. five years of his life is don't kick someone don't kick feet are not for kicking i really hope the kids

these days can appreciate jackass there better not be like okay boomer to jackass i don't know i i got wonder i'm gonna have to ask some some younger people like my cousin's kids if they like that on high school if they find it funny because like i'd never really found three stooges funny but that's because it's slapstick comedy that isn't real the the real element of jackass is what makes it funny to me i mean there's a whole generation of kids that like their dads they grew up like not only watching this but like replicating it and like this like this shaped kids I don't know personalities but like dude ninth grade everybody that's all we came into school Monday morning like freshman year high school that's what we were talking about this I think we've all put a buddy in a shopping

cart and pushed it as hard as you can against like a curb and sent him flying it's so fun we've all done that, right? So fun. And like the natural, like, guys, guys are always going to be, you know, nut tapping each other. Yeah, I'm sure like Roman soldiers were probably giving each other tappers and stuff like this is like things. Among other things. Yeah. Among other things. You know those Roman soldiers were. Yeah. Big nut tappers among other things. Physical injury and farts will always be funny, even if you guys don't think they are. Who are you talking to? People will.

I was thinking about the time you sent me the seven most insane farts of Instagram. Dude, they were insane. I mean, like, they were. The fact that matter is they were insane farts. What's better, that are the top five CTE hits. They're different, but I think that this, the seven most insane, like, the idea of, like, hearing your buddy do that, me like, like, do that fart was insane. Dude.

No, I, I, but no, a great place to be. If you really want to like feel better about things, just go go on Instagram, just go search and just start searching for jackass. And then the next week of your life, you'll be getting served a lot of that stuff. And it's, you're going to like what you see. The, uh, the giant hand from like one of the last couple movies that, you know, is a giant hand. It is like that they have to pull back with like a catapults and it's got flour. And like they get a dude. They get one of the guys and they're like, hey man, can you carry the soup in?

So he's got a tray full of soup. And like we man's like the guy like the he's playing like the straight guy. And he's like, hey, what's up dude? And it's like they all haven't seen each other in like years because like they haven't since like the last movie. What's up? And then all of a sudden the hand just. But how do you how do you trust your your jackass friends when they ask you? carry soup into a building. That's on hand. Exactly. You had to know. That should have like,

Spidey Sanses should have been tingling at that point. Yeah. Jackass 3D when they got the slow motion camera, they were having so much fun with that when they were just doing the Rocky thing where he's throw water and punch them. Dude, I need to show Parks the, the bar scene with all the little people. It's one of the funniest thing. It's an all time. It's an all time skit. It's so good. Speaking of all the time, I'm on Underdog Fantasy all the time. And we have very little football left. It's time to get in the game. Three games left.

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Miami yeah she's she's trying to be an attorney okay okay I want to get it right ESPN cameras found her at the at the game at the Natty yes and it was a moment during the game where I it was Miami wasn't doing well so she was she looked a little distressed and of course it became a big deal on social media she apparently is not happy at all with ESPN about what's going on here. They just showed her. I know. I know.

I don't understand. She said, let me find her quote. I would give anything in the world to not have ESPN film me. And I am so deeply sorry to anyone I offended with my attendance at the game. Who did she offend? I don't know. I mean, maybe because she's a known porn star and, Households.

Housholds were talking about who she was and what I don't know. There's nothing offensive about it. But it's not like he has been like put her name up there. Like, oh, Herbie's like, yeah, there's a. That's, I don't have a herbie. Nobody has a fucking Herbie. She sounds. Hey, my dog's here.

I'm going to block Will to freeze. I'm going to block Will. There's a Bella danger. She sounds like a sweet kid, you know. Sorry to anyone. You didn't offend anybody. She ain't no kid, host. You're, you're queen on this.

She's a woman. She's a lady. She's a lady. Yes. in the law student, according to Randy at University of Miami. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

And there's people who don't enjoy Randy on the show. Yeah, what are you talking about? Give me a fucking break. Will we talk about my birds again? I can't, maybe I, there's probably something that maybe just so many households got to see her and then people are talking about her and I'm sure she probably got some nasty mail.

Is she trying to move on from that chapter in her life? because she's retired, yeah, from porn? I think so. She's in law school, yeah. She's clearly not doing, uh, yeah. She's not, she, isn't trying to hide it. It says like her Instagram references brazzers or whatever, but like, it seems like any of these women that try to go into content and have a career outside

of the adult film industry are always like, want to put it in their past. But it's like, well, yeah, they don't, they don't want it to be like the, the, the finding thing. Yeah, exactly. Which, but it is. We had, guys are just horny. We had Mia Khalifa. on our show. She did porn way back in the day.

And I was- Or like three months. And I was careful not to like, you know, I wasn't going to bring up porn with her. No. I think, I was watching a video one time where she was being interviewed by some podcast and they introduced her as former porn star.

And she got so offended that she walked out of it. She's like, don't intro me like that. Like, all right. Yeah. It's like if you have Santa Claus on your pod. Mm-hmm. And you're interviewing about. like his role in a movie yeah you don't ask him about delivering toys or his other job yeah

the most bizarre idea for a sketch you know that's based on a billy bob thornton interview yeah no it's it's based on because he was a musician like he was a drummer for a band and like if you watch the clip of it it's like pretty much it's it's almost like identical yeah it's it's very clearly like oh this i mean it wasn't just they're mocking that interaction wait is billy bob Thornton gets, is like on a radio interview with, I assume it's a music station. Mm-hmm. And he's going on there in his mind, they're going to ask me about my music. Yeah, because I want to be taken seriously as a musician as well.

And they bring up his acting career or something. And he just goes, you weren't supposed to ask him about that. Oh, come on. Yeah. So it's pretty funny to go watch that. We all know you as an actor. I kind of wish I hadn't seen it because it makes you kind of, and it was a long time ago, but you're watching, you're like, oh, Billy Bob Thornton was a. pretentious like you're like this this guy's kind of stinks dude have you seen chevy chase

in an interview lately uh there's a documentary out there i've seen clips from holy shit i cannot i'm not going to bring myself to watch it because it just looks too awkward i i watched a clip someone posted a clip from an interview the other day and it was a lady interviewer and asked him something and he just he was just beyond rude to her and he was like you're trying to understand me and And she was like, well, yeah, I'm just trying to, yeah. And he goes, and he said, you said, you're not intelligent enough to understand me. I said, I'm a deep, I'm a deep person. I have feelings.

And it was just so weird. Yeah, he's, he's a known asshole. Yeah, everyone knows that. I didn't know how bad it was until I said that. Yeah, it's, it's kind of, it's a, it's a bummer. It is just as such, he was such an icon. Absolutely. Back in the day.

So many iconic films. Anyway. But yeah. Sorry, ESPN filmed you. You didn't offend people. We're okay. It was funny. Offers extended to her.

If she's ever in Austin, we'll have her on, talk law. We won't bring out what they? Look, can you, I can't imagine being like, yeah, we're going to have former porn style around. So what was the porn night? So what's, what's your favorite scene? Who's your favorite partner? Oh, God. Let's pull up some screenshots here.

What was like in this? What are you thinking here? Is this one take? Cool. Anyway, now we got to talk about our sponsors. Better help. Yeah, I'm going to need that now after seeing all this. Was it Lana Rhodes who's trying to get all of her films taken down?

I think a lot like she is. I don't know if she is, but like I said, multiple of these. Her, I think Riley Reed is another big one that's kind of like regretting it too. I don't know. Yeah. It's perfectly, I, I, I can understand. Yeah. I don't, I don't want people to introduce me or know me just as the guy who worked at

subway. It's like me with, like me with the egg video. I just want it to be. Use the guy. You're the shit your pants and wrote about it guy. Wiped clean from the internet, you know? That one can live on. That one's funny.

I like that one's too. Yeah, but you want, that defines you as a person. I don't think so. I think it's just a small footnote. Yeah. And he also shot. Shot himself. All right, we got Dylan Shivry.

Dylan, this is the guy who shoot himself on the side of the road. Mm-hmm. What's up, man? So what are you doing these days? How's that bottle doing? Hang on, let's pull it up.

No. Stoodle-e. This guy stinks. Check his car. Okay. Okay. Are we going to do our radio morning show sometime?

Get J-Bone on? Well, if J-Bone wants to, if he wants to, to J-Bone wants to come by the office next time he's in town, maybe. I'll tell you who's coming by the office tomorrow. Dan Register. Danny Regs. That's a guy who'll come by the office.

That's true. That's so true. You know Dan's coming by. Oh, yeah. I wonder if he's going to bring some protein for us to huff or whatever. We still have the bags of his protein in there, I think. Why do we keep the bags of protein? I think we just look up.

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