Circling Back - Woke Chili & Haunted Houses

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

An update on the life of Temptation Island's Montoya, whether or not using beans in your chili is woke, Will's house may be haunted, Austin's possible next pro sports team, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:00) Montoya Updates (26:40) Are beans in chili woke? (40:40) Austin’s Next Pro Sports Team? (48:20) Low key though, are these early signs of a haunting? (58:40) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling  Huel: https://www.huel.com (15% off using STEAM15) Factor: www.factormeals.com/backer50off (use backer50off for 50% off + free shipping) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day. We are coming. All right, we're back circling back podcast. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Roth. and welcome back podcast. My still. I got a little puck, a little stick and puck. But to those who celebrate, you know, we might've missed it yesterday.

I think yesterday was, Dodgers don't care. Yeah. But to those who are partaking in the baseball, I say, hey, enjoy this day. Will, this goes for your Tigers as well. Thank you. Thank you. Big baseball guy over here. Made the playoffs last year, not to brag.

I know we have an item in the runny about a potential pro sports team moving to Austin and Randy got me just thinking about the potential for a base, an MLB team moving here and it would be a dream come true. It's never gonna happen, but man. Be cool if it was baseball. That would be a dream come true. It's never gonna happen but man. Be cool if it was baseball. That would be so sick. I think that's the best the best one to have in your hometown is Major League Baseball of all the pro sports

teams. We already got it baby because the opportunity to go to games live is like. Because there's 200 games. Yeah because there a hundred of them are here. 81 home games. Tickets are gettable. You know what I mean? Yeah. Sure. Uh, anyway, I haven't really thought it through. I would, I would say an NFL team would be a big boom. Be sick.

Yeah. I would love it. I'm just, I think baseball would be my number one if I hadn't picked. Cause you think you could walk on. Yeah. Why are you trying to get that spring training? No, I only think I would love it. I think baseball would be my number one if I hadn't picked. Because you think you could walk on? Yeah, why are you trying to... Get that spring training invite? No, I don't think I could walk on. You know that you're not walking on the pro baseball team.

I don't think they accept walk-ons, actually. You get an invite to spring training, you show up, you show out in Surprise or wherever it's gonna be. Have you ever heard of The Rookie? I was in The Rookie, so yeah, I think I've heard of it, you dumbass. Can you say you were in the... Never mind., I think I've heard of it. You dumb ass. Can you say you were in the never mind. You can say nookie. No, I was going to say you were in a schnookie Jersey Shore.

You always had a thing for her. She's funny. Yeah, I do have a thing for her. She was not the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. That was Sammy. Snooki, just an absolute train wreck. She was such a mess, a hot mess. I'm launching a new podcast. I'm going to rewatch that show actually. Micah's going to join me on it.

We're going to talk about it. What's it called? We haven't settled on a name yet. Jerse Day? That's a good one. I'm pretty sure Micah recorded Jer Shore podcast and just put as little effort into it as possible and then just applied for other jobs at Grand Ex the entire time. I don't think he actually cared about that at all.

It's a good move. I did an episode of it with him once and it was his show. So he could do it how he wanted, but he would, there was no room for like deviation or banter. It was like, boom, hitting this point. Pure recap. Boom. Boom. It was not like a let's riff on something. It was just, it was a, this would happen on the show. This is what people wanted. They just wanted a straight up

longer recap of the show than the actual show was. And you know, at first I was like, dang, this, I don't, I don't really like this. And then I realized, I was like, dang, this, I don't, I don't really like this. And then I realized I was like, you know what? I'll just, it's Mike's show. Micah knows what he's doing with pods. I'll defer to him. It's the situation.

It was his abs. And great abs. Have you seen Ab guy lately? Yeah, but since it's been cold outside, he's a shirt on oh, you know, he's punching air Yeah, he fucking hates it. Do he peacocks man? Who's that guy? The guy I see on the trail who had who very clearly has fake abs. I snuck that You know, I showed y'all you hit him with a creep shot. I don't remember the creep shot don't know Oh, yeah, buddy. Don't avoid your I was I was pretending here in arc

You're a voyeur. The poops are he was standing right by the Stevie Ray Vaughn statue on the trail. Mm-hmm. So I was pretending I was just like recording the the city backdrop and the statue But he was standing next to it and I just I got a couple shots at Wow So we're just taking photos of people in public. I know I Didn't like release it to the public. I just it was it was an internal share. Did you release? To anybody I sent it to you guys. Yeah You think he was peacocking by the stevie ray vaughn statue to make it flood down in texas Um

No I think he just wanted everybody to see his fucking situation. Yeah, just fucking. He's diced up. Dude, Mike was like Sneaky 42 on that show. Yeah. No, he was, I'll be honest. But he was necessary. He was necessary though.

Oh, he was a great addition to the show. He was our age trying to go hard with these dudes and would later, um, evade taxes and go to jail for it. Yeah. He's out. Yeah, he's out. He's fine. You gotta free the sitch. Everything's fine. You should get that pardon. Oh, he's out. He's already out. Yeah. He's good. It'd be funny if Trump for some reason had to pardon the situation. We were talking the other day. I don't think Joe Exotic's getting out. Hey, speaking of getting out, who did we trade for this school teacher

with the weed situation? I don't think anybody. We just. I think we just got Fogues. Damn, that's sick. He had a weed situation. I think he had half an ounce of weed on him in Russia and that's why he was imprisoned.

Y'all gotta stop burning in Russia. Like it's pretty straightforward. Don't bring weed over there. Yeah, like it's not like they're just gonna throw it out the airport clearly. Like they're gonna detain your ass. See, I don't wanna spoil the agency and I also don't wanna make assumptions

about this guy's career based upon a fictional show. You gotta watch out if you're another country, you gotta watch out for American teachers in your country. They might be. It might be working for the agency really not saying this guy really OK. OK. I gave that show a 20 minute watch and I decided not to continue on. I'm sorry.

Apologize to yourself. I'm on my Severance grind. Sorry, Dylan. Chopping away. Me too, dude. I'm enjoying Severance. Chopping away. Sick.

Oh man, Steve Witkoff was actually involved in that. In what? Getting back that prisoner. Who's that? He's a billionaire, but he's like a hundred millionaire. I mean, he's got, he's got F you money. Yeah. Like if he needs a billy, if he needs a billy stack, he can get a billy stack. He probably is a billionaire. He just has that money like tied up overseas. I think he's closer to a billionaire than a zero error. Yeah, no he is. It's like 580 million or something he's worth. It's good if you get it.

I heard he's hung downtown too. Yeah. What? He was at the inauguration, wasn't he? You heard he's hung? Dylan, you're a punch in air. You don't even want to know his nickname was in college. You're right, I don't really care.

Steve Wicca. Wait, why did Steve? Hold on. Mark Fogel. I didn't know there was a weed connection. So I think that's why he was jailed, right? Yeah, I mean, his charge was like drug, you know, possession like, and you know. You're right. It pains me to say it, but this old fuck's right. And we didn't have to give up like Thanos or like Lex Luthor or anything? No, we had to give up Pete Davidson's.

I heard Trump was actually trying to give Brittany Greiner back. Bro. We'll trade you Greiner for Fogo. Straight up. We'll give her back. On paper, it doesn't make sense, bro. You gave up Luca. Yeah. For what? AD. Street clothes. He barely plays, he's already hurt. Already hurt.

Fuck. It's tough. That's already hurt. Already hurt. Fuck. It's tough. That's a good fan base in Dallas. Fine. And M M F O's they sell out home games. His accent slowly becoming a South American. No stop. I don't know why. We'll just, we'll just end it there.

Hey, can we talk about yesterday's Patreon episode real quick? Can I interject? Hey man, justiate, bro. That shit was gas. I had so much fun doing that. It was circling back on Touching Base where we played old classic clips from our old podcast, Touching Base. And it was so much fun. It was a nice little trip down memory lane. It was, man. I feel like we've grown as podcasters. I don't know.

I think we choose our spots more now, but I liked the unhinged nature of each of those episodes that we recounted. Sound quality has come a long way, thankfully. How was the reception to these episodes? Was it good? No one cared. I haven't seen a lot of booty chatter on it. People like he. The patrons liked it. Of course they did. I uh, I got a little feedback from one of the main characters, Dan, who's, oh yeah, Dan. Familiar with Dan. He wanted to clarify.

He was always on backdoor cover. That makes sense. Including when he was fired. He just came in and did it? I actually kind of do remember that now. He would just come in and do the show and that's how he got his job back. Had Grand Ex let me go and we had touching base,

there's absolutely no way that I would have come in and kept doing it. There's just simply no way. That's the difference between Dan and us. He's a dog. He's a grinder. Also, I asked if he's spoken with the guy since. I'll just put it this way.

Dan, before the wedding, that guy was in Dan's, He was a ranked friend. He was a top 20 top 20 He's no longer ranked using the AP top 20. He's no longer a rank fell out real fast. Yeah, he's he's off the bubble He wasn't included in the conference shift and he just got left behind in a yeah He's terrible conference. He's not gonna make the tournament, the friend tournament, the Dan friend tournament this year. All the NIL money from that state's going to a different school. He's in Dan's friend NIT bracket.

And struggling. It is fun. I was glad that we didn't have groomsmen in my wedding, just because I didn't wanna deal with it. But it is fun to see the official ranking of friends when you start doing groomsmen or at least like somewhat of a ranking

You want to hear the a really really sad funny story about me in that I once got downgraded From groomsmen to usher hit that usher Really by strips. Do you think he called me and said he was very apologetic, said he messed up, and he downgraded me? I didn't care. I'm 23. But you're the front-facing person at that point. You actually need more faith in the ushers than you need in the group. Honestly, I swear to God, that's how he sold it. He was like, you're the face guy. You're going to be one of the face guys. You're the... I'm actually upgrading you. No, he's such a good salesman, such a good,

he sold me, I was like, yeah, I'm not even bad. That makes sense, man, yeah. If that had happened when I was like 30, I probably would have been like, man. Even though it still feels like your best friends are next to you up there at the altar, I appreciate what you're doing. I'll be back here.

I was with an A-Team member, I was with Cobble. It was me and Cobble rushers, so I was like back here. I was with an A-Team member. I was with Cobble. It was me and Cobble were ushers. I was like, that's a fire, a couple ushers. It's hard to do. I felt second fiddle. Cobble's a goat. Shout out to Cobble.

Dude, Cobble's a weapon. I don't know, Cobble. He's my PB, bro. He's one of the best guys you'll meet. He was the best guy around. West Texas. So you've done some nasty **** with him. Yeah. You ate a couch together. We we did. We ate uh we had uh actually was a lazy boy. No hardware. Springs and all. We had no you didn't eat the springs. Yeah we had to no you didn't eat the spring. Yeah, we had to eat the springs. We had

you can't handle the springs. You're right. Didn't you make some shoes with them? Like you glued the springs to your bottom of your shoes and just bounced around canvas. I don't know. What the **** I don't know. You never thought about that as a kid. No. Oh, you never had moon shoes. Do you ever try to get those shoes with like, to make you stand on your toes to increase your vertical? No.

No. I knew that that wasn't gonna take me places. Yeah. That was a thing for a minute. It's a fruitless journey. Yeah. Is that what you did to touch rim and break your leg?

People forget I used to be able to dunk in high school. That's a fact. You weren't on the team? you know, touch rim and break your leg. People forget I used to be able to dunk in high school. That's a fact. You weren't on the team. I I play it up until I played freshman basketball. Okay. Then I just gave it up for to focus on

baseball. You ever have regrets? You're like Kyrie's size. No. I was nice with it but I I wasn't going anywhere with basketball, you know? Yeah, I could dunk though, that's facts. You were just worried that you couldn't like take it to the next level?

I was part of it. I just also didn't enjoy it as much as I enjoyed baseball and the seasons kind of overlapped a bit. Actually not really, no they didn't. Well, what if I could tell you that you could take your nutrition to the next level? I'd be very interested in something like that. Well not really. No, they didn't. Well, what if I could tell you that you could take your nutrition to the next level? I'd be very interested in something like that. Well, meet Huell, today's sponsor.

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What's up with this Montoya dude? Are you up to some more shit? So last week, or on Monday's episode, we had to kind of modify our Montoya footage due to copyright issues. So we can't play any clips today, but I have to say, there's people on the internet who've had better weeks than Montoya's been having.

Is that because of the graphic nature of the footage or just because we were showing footage that was copyrighted? I think just copyrighted. Okay. Yeah, I think you have to be careful with temptation. Because if that footage was too graphic, the footage that we might be showing today.

No, we're not showing any. Is extra graphic. Yeah, it's like a pack of wild dogs. I saw someone say that Montoya's down two one in the series right now. It's all right. Ball up top. The most down bad person in pop culture. You think he's questioning his relationship with,

what's her name? Anita. Anita. You gotta be questioning her faithfulness at this point. Yeah, at this point I think they just need to break up. He's gotta move on to bigger and better things. I think it's Ombre. It's good. You get it. Yeah, it's like she needs an ombre like a guy Because she's hooking up with random dudes was this the same guy

It's gotta be okay, I would not judge if even if it were not What this is a different night? not judge even if it were not. But this is a different night. Yeah, I think so. Okay. So someone set the clip off. So the second clip, the one we're talking about now, this is after everything. This is a new day, new night, in theory, the next night, maybe two nights.

And it's the boys, all the boys are out and like the, the host is like, all right, you're up now, Montoya. And instead of a TV that he's going to watch it on, they have an iPad set up on like a bar stool or like a little, which feels cheap. Maybe bring out the TV. He's not going to watch. It's been determined like he's not watching. He's actually if the host facing the boys he's Squatted down facing the ocean facing the opposite direction seen enough at this point But the boys are gonna watch it form and they're gonna fully open they're gonna give him some some intel and this clip I think is arguably

just as good because They're showing the clip and like they're showing the guys and they're like, oh, you can tell on their faces. Then like somebody's getting rag dolled on those sheets. I don't know who it was, if it was Anita or the other guy. And they just showed this one dude who has the Spanish broccoli hair and they just show his face and he just shakes his head

like, god damn. They're not making love. They're uh yeah they're porking. This is a crime of passion. Yeah the broccoli. The second the second shot of them having sex is is just the bed banging up against the wall. It doesn't last long. This guy. Done and dusted? Yeah. What about the underwater BJ that happened? Okay, so flipping the script a bit. Was that him?

Was that Montoya in the pool? No, it wasn't because it was a different girl who was upset about it. Okay, so yeah, the other clip is in this one, it's the girls watching the guys in the other house. Mm-hmm And I guess some young lady's boyfriend is in the pool with a young woman Also was Montoya in the pool. It was oh, yeah, and the girls so they were showing the clip is the girls watching including Anita

Anita, honey. Oh, she okay. That's right. She is the one that's crying. Anita, you might need to sit this one out. Yeah. You had a dude playing bongos on your butt. Yeah, I don't think she's allowed to get too upset here. You know, I think there's justification for being a little upset if you're emotionally connected to the guy, you know? But, you know, you kind of,

kind of get your world rocked the couple nights before. He was serviced underwater. Yeah, I've never seen that before. It's a new one. Yeah, logistically tough. You think he thought it was just like the jets going? No, I think he knew what was happening.

Yeah. This is the horniest show I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, it's impressive stuff. Too Hot to Handle is before this was the horniest show I'd ever seen and my life. Yeah, it's impressive stuff. Too Hot to Handle is, before this was the horniest show I'd ever seen and they didn't show anything like this on that show. Well, yes, because on Too Hot to Handle, you're not supposed to touch anybody.

Yeah, but they do. They do. You tweeted the other night, like, how can I watch this? Like, is there a way that Americans are watching this show right now? I didn't get an answer. I think you're gonna have to go illegal strain. I basically was told, find a way. I can probably find you a go file.com link on

like Reddit or some shit. I just, I kind of want to see how like all the events leading up to this, you know, we've seen all the good stuff, you know, but I want the backstory. I want, I want content. Oh, she's getting back story, my friend. Yeah. Poor Montoya. Will, can you translate this Spanish? Bacio tratadeo y Montoya, scandalo en vacina a la extintacion. Scandal in the pool. Spana.

So it looks like, yeah, there's some sort of, I think there's a scandal regarding the mouth play in the pool. If I had to handicap this relationship working out between Montoya and Anita, I'd say it's, the chances of it not working out are far greater. You don't think they're gonna work out on the outside? No, I think they're toast. I think they're done and dusted.

Yeah, I mean, I think the people on T people on temptation island they go in to test their relationship and I Unfortunately, I think their relationship has failed in this respect test is has failed. I think I'm in a pretty like Successful and respectful relationship and we haven't had any of that go down lately. Yeah, it would be difficult to overcome something like this. Can you imagine if we just like, like what if we had an iPad just at the crib and it was showing us like the girls' dinner, what they were talking about and stuff.

Like how fast would we turn that off and just move on? Like, I don't want to see this. Not because they're doing anything bad. It's just like, okay, they're just talking about like influencers and stuff for like two hours. So I was just reading a book. They're talking about shoes that I've never even heard of before.

Yeah, this is boring. They're pronouncing it correctly, but because I pronounce it incorrectly in my head, I don't know what they're talking about. But it is Lou Booton, right? That's obviously Lou Booton. Vladimir Booton. I give your drug teacher back.

So this show was ongoing. Like it's currently airing, I would imagine, since these clips are slowly being released. So we haven't seen the end of this. We don't just have to be doing everything in their power to keep Montoya around. It feels like every day I hop on Twitter, I'm seeing like two or three new clips.

Yeah, I'm waiting for something to pop up. I'm monitoring the TL. I got keyword searches or three new clips. Yeah. I'm waiting for something to pop up. I'm monitoring the TL. Yeah. I got keyword searches, getting noteys. Yeah. Yeah. You have Google alerts set up, right? Yeah. Pouring one out for Montoya,

just having a tough time over there. I don't think he's taken it all the way with the other chick. He's just been mosting and maybe the underwater thing potentially. But that wasn't. Can only hold your breath so long. Yeah. You know hippos can hold their breath

for like five minutes underwater. Believe it. What about whales? Makes it a very dangerous animal. Well, they're an aquatic animal. True, but they breathe oxygen out of their blowholes. I can already see Randy trying to fact check my ass right now.

Five minutes or longer, yeah. How about that? Yeah. Some humans can be five minutes. Dude, hippos? What's the record for a human holding his or her breath? Yeah, look that up, Randy. Well, whales can- It's probably David Blaine.

Whales can hold their breath for 45 minutes, up to two hours. Who can? Whales, the animal, not the country, and a human record for holding breath. Tell me it's David Blaine. Seven minutes. Please be David Blaine.

Come on. 56 year old freediver holds breath for almost 25 minutes. How is that possible? Budimir Sobat from Croatia. He's a real air sucker. In 2021. That's dog behavior, man. Actually dogs can't hold their breath that long.

You know his boys were worried. They're like, is he coming up? We got someone should go down there. Everyone's looking like, you need to go down there? Is Montoya down there? Montoya! That's nuts.

24 minutes, 37.36 seconds, officially. What was the previous record? Oh. Four. I don't know. We bought Fritz a book that is just this book that is about if two animals fought, what would happen?

It's a very violent book for a three and a half year old. So guy coded. But like one of one of them is Rhino versus Hippo. Do you know what wins? That rhinos get in the work. Yeah, rhinos get in the work. They don't have any lateral movement. But the book has all these facts about the animals

One of them is that they can hold their breath for five minutes underwater. They have other ones They talk about this like rhinoceros beetle and on the other page they have this hippo beetle that looks like a hippo Oh and like they have all these facts all over this book and on this page with the hippo beetle Underneath it in really small print. It says one of these beetles is not real. The Rhino one is real. Yeah. And I'm like, why would you put a fake thing in here and have like tiny ass print? Like my kid's gonna be walking around thinking

there's a hippo beetle out here. He's not reading the fine print. He's, I exactly. Just look at the pictures. It looks real in the picture. A sick ass book though. You want me to give that to one of your kids for a gift? I think Parks might have that book actually. It's

pretty tight dude. The the first one is killer whale versus a uh great white. Parks does have that book. Yeah. It's hardcore dude. He loves **** like that. Maybe you just re gifted it to me. Probably. Probably. I have a question. Are beans and chili woke? What's going on here? No. And I've got a good answer as to why. And I will hold that until the end of this. So this is a Reddit post, huh?

A Reddit post has gone off because someone rattled there, I think cousin. Yeah, his cousin's known for making good chili. And I'm going to read an excerpt from this. It said, he said his cousin's very concerned with things being woke. So he said, the other weekend I was at his place and he was making his famous chili. So I got the idea for a little prank. I was like, I'm surprised you still put beans in your chili. And he was like, what? Why? And I was like, beans and chili are so woke, everyone is saying so. And he was like, I'm surprised you still put beans in your chili. And he was like, what, why? And I was like, beans and chili are so woke, everyone is saying so. He was like, what do you mean?

And he was like genuinely concerned. And if some, as if something was this serious. He said, I said something like, yeah, beans and chili are woke. The original conservative Texans who made chili only use meat and chili. San Francisco liberals started adding beans to the

chili in the 1960s because so many hippies were vegetarian. Now all the woke scientists are saying beans are a better protein source than meat. And he didn't say anything to that. He forced his cousin to stop making a chili with beans because it was woke. And then his cousin realized that he had just been lying to him after telling people that he was not going to use beans anymore for his all new chili recipe. He posted on Facebook. How could you? It says, how could you do this?

One of the last arguments we had on touching base was about chili, whether or not it was a soup. We might need to revisit that one. The fragility of masculinity, man. But my issue is, so I don't mind beans in my chili at all. Give me the extra cows, give me the extra protein. How about that? Isn't it kind of alpha to get to up your protein?

It's a very like hardcore Texas thing to have the opinion that beans don't belong in chili. I think I've only had beanless chili like twice. Most people in Texas just flat out make it with beans. I know, but then they don't talk about it. Like, I feel like people flex the no beans in Texas thing, but then everyone makes it with beans. I'll say that.

Yeah. But it's like an unspoken thing, like, well. Look, just so y'all know, I'm serving you chili that has beans in it, like real chili doesn't, but I make it with beans, here you go. And it's like, oh, this is really good. Like, I don't mind the beans being in here. I prefer my chili with beans. Here you go. It's like, oh, this is really good. Like, I don't mind the beans being in here. I prefer my be my chili with beans, but my chili cheese dogs. I don't want beans on that. I understand that

I get that route. It's different. I get that route. I don't really care how many chili cheese dogs you eating Like, oh, yeah, come on chili dog. Chili cheese dogs are fucking fire. They are good. I had two the other weekend. Did you? I bought a bunch of materials for the Lions game, didn't end up making them and they lost. Wild. And so I made some the next day.

You know what? Sonic's favorite food. A hedgehog. Yeah. Pretty sure I have a can of chili and I have some hot dogs. I might have chili cheese dogs tonight. You should. Yeah.

Let us know how they are. Send us a picture. Yeah, send pics. I will. What if you sprinkle some fritos on that thing? Oh, is that something people do? Can I ask a crazy question? Please. Is it crazy that I sometimes don't get beans in my burrito bowls at Chipotle? I feel like I'm wasting a free option, but sometimes I just don't want the beans. Is it because you're worried about the excess water?

Sometimes the- Bean juice? Black beans don't do a lot for me on their own. I go pinto. So I will go pinto, but sometimes the pinto, just I look at it and I'm like, that doesn't even look that good right now. Do I really want to freak with the pinto?

I get it. It's more of a sustenance play for me. I haven't had Chipotle in over a year. Why? Honestly, I think Brett ruined it for me. Brett comes in with it. It's more of a sustenance play for me. I haven't had Chipotle in over a year. Why honestly, I think Brett Brett Brett comes in with it like every other day and it's either like fine or bad That's because Brett does what you're not supposed to do and Brett orders it ahead of time and goes and picks it up rather than Just going and going through the line No one goes to the Chipotle near our office anymore. It's fucking dead in there.

Yeah, what's going on? That parking lot stinks. It does. If you go stand in line, which you're only gonna be behind one or two people max, you will get a much larger bowl. That's so true. Like it's crazy how much bigger the bowls are.

I compare to Brett every time we get him the same day. In mine, it's always bigger. Always. And it just wrecks them too. Well, it also helps that I take my phone out and record them while they do it. So fucked up. He just gets a needed every time.

You want to lose your job, bro? More beans. I'm watching, bud. Got a big social following too. See, I ate a lot of Chipotle when I was doing the pescatarian thing. So it was like the easiest way just to get full as fuck. Yeah.

And if you didn't get any meat on it, you can get free guacamole. Guacamole is not extra if you're extra. I didn't know you could do that. Yeah. It's a great, it's a good meal. You don't need the meat in that. It's kind of just like a big dip.

It's like a seven layer dip with a fork. Yeah. I might be trashed, but I fucking love seven layer dip. It's so good, dude. It's a great dip. I don't care. If you bring it to my Superbowl party, I'm happy. Could you see Dan go into like H-E-B and buy the seven layer dip

and just eating it at his desk at Grand Ex with a fork? He would add a ninth layer. He would add an eighth and ninth. He would add a ninth layer. He would add eighth and ninth. He would dip his chicken in it. What, Randy? So I went to Matt's. I went to Matt's on Saturday. And before some of the dishes,

they bring out a little plate of shredded lettuce, like tomatoes and guacamole. And I have always thought that that was like for your fajitas or for extra fixings. Guacamole salad. They put it on and said guacamole salad. I was like for your fajitas or for extra fixings. Guacamole salad. They put it on and said guacamole salad. I was like, wait, this is a salad? But they also have an avocado salad.

Yeah, they do. And I'm like, what, how do you decide? How do you decide who gets the sliced avocado, which is much worse than the guacamole salad? It might be a little more fresh, but like there's no flavor in that thing. It's iceberg lettuce and avocado. Just mixed it up and ate it as a salad.

I was like, oh, this is interesting. You thought they were bringing your- I thought, yeah, like your additions, your toppings for your stuff this whole time. And it knows it's salad. Man, that's a big miss. I mean, I don't think I've ever had a salad with shredded lettuce.

It's a completely unnecessary thing that they do. The shredded lettuce is kind of like, what are we doing here? I appreciate the guac though. It's a completely unnecessary thing that they do. It's not, the shredded lettuce is kind of like, what are we doing here? I appreciate the guac though. It's a crunch play. Yeah, I guess it is a crunch play. Do you, is it uncouth to put sour cream in your chili? No, I love it.

I'll do that shit all day. I don't care if it's uncouth, I do it. Yeah, okay. Sour cream is, it's underrated. Do they, if I pull up to the saloon, are they serving their chili with sour cream? They actually have a dispenser in the wall. His name's Spencer?

Come on, man. It's like a whole, oh my God. Oh God. Stupid Will. Mm-hmm. How do you say that? Mm-hmm. Sour cream at the lemon party.

What? Anyways. Excuse me, sir? Maybe I shouldn't have chili cheese dogs tonight. No, you shouldn't. My diet's been terrible lately, so. Yeah, keep it going. What you did over the weekend is, is honestly the most hardcore

diet run I've ever heard of anybody in Austin. Yeah. Recap real quick. Uh, Perry's pork chop into via three and three pizza to taco deli, breakfast tacos to Terry Black's barbecue to, uh, Matt metal ranchos, brisketket enchiladas to be specific and to Wingstop. Oh my God.

Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. Did you fast? I would have just not eaten Monday. I said leftovers, I had leftover Wingstop. Oh yeah, they looked really good actually. Smelled great. Randy did give me one of the barbecue wings

and it was good. There was some slander about the barbecue wings on the show. I didn't like it. And your ranch dressing was different than what I had last time I went to Wingstop, dude. Last time I went there, I'm almost positive they just squirted a bunch of Hidden Valley into a thing. You seem like something was going wrong

with the Wingstop when you went. It was really, it was like they got Tyson Any ties there's a hidden valley because someone forgot to it was horrible. Oh Well, it could be bird flu, yeah You also went to a different wing stop to me Do we need to worry about this bird flu stuff still Still, bro, was that you? Still eating eggs. It was the chair. Okay.

Got a grumbly stomach talking about this chili. Oh. We can talk T-bars and left eye. Audible grumble. Now, who's the leather chair? Go. Is that the Roeback jacket? It sure is, man.

It looks very nice. Washed 20. Washed 20. Washed 20. It looks like it has form and function. Oh yeah, that's the one where your chest, your core is being warm, but you have more range of motion with your arms. That's right.

It's like a vest with sleeves. With very lightweight sleeves, yeah. Which you could describe a jacket as a vest with sleeves really. And a shirt. Yeah, that too. I love this thing. It's perfect for like a 60 degree walk, 55 degree walk. Isn't it better just to put like a sweatshirt over your forearms and just walk around? Oh yeah.

That really doesn't work for just walking around. You look kind of like a dum dum, but if you're podcasting, it's perfect. Oh, okay. It's a little bit chilly in the but if you're podcasting, it's perfect. Oh, okay. If it's a little bit chilly in the room and your arms are chilly, it's great. But don't put beans in them, because that's what we're- Do chili arms.

Oh, chili arms. What would that even be? Oh, chili arms. I don't know, man. I don't like it when people put chili on noodles, man. Ooh. Who does that? People do that sometimes. That's a Texas, like Texas spaghetti or some shit, I don't like it when people put chili on noodles, man. Ooh. Who does that? People do that sometimes. That's a Texas, like Texas spaghetti or some shit.

I don't know. I've never seen that. I'm not a fan. Idiots. Skyline chili do that? Probably a German thing. Never had Skyline chili. Skyline, I'm sorry to my brethren in Cincinnati,

but no. Give me Texas chili parlor. Texas chili is way better than anything they do up in Cincinnati. I only Give me Texas chili parlor. Texas chili is way better than anything they do up in Cincinnati. I only go to Texas chili parlor if I'm doing two magnums, followed by two purple margaritas. Put a date on the calendar.

Should we do it for my 10 year anniversary? Followed then by? Wedding anniversary? No. To knock out martinis. How do you explain that? My 10 year Austin anniversary. Should we do that?

Is that coming up? April 29th. Vax? Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna be a liability that day. I'll sell it with you.

If I'm invited, your new friends will be there. Remember that time that we all went to the pub last week together and Dylan forgot about it. Didn't forget about it. He forgot. It was so, it was such a good time for him that he forgot about it. Forget about it. I did have a lot of fun. Hey, forget about it.

And you brought one of your new friends. I did. I did. I'm trying to make everyone friends with everyone. Nice fella. The world's a better place when we're all friends. I enjoy talking to him. He was surprisingly welcoming to me.

He knows a little, he knows a knows a little uh Dallas music ball. Posing surprise. I like talking Dallas music with people. You want everyone to be friends with everyone, Will? Yeah. Sounds kind of woke. Well, sounds like you eat beans and you're chili. I would. I would. Yes, I'm not very picky about my chili but I also don't love chili My wife loves chili. I like chili the second it gets cold out. She's like should I make chili like yeah you can My father-in-law makes excellent chili to the point to where I don't even make chili

I just wait until he's got some and we bring it back Venice and Chili's gas. Yeah, it's a little less facts, dude Damn, we're like the Texas foodie boys. We're the number one food podcast in Texas. You see that the tide's kind of turning on him? On McLovin. McLovin? Yeah, people are kind of like, actually. I think McLovin's been reading the comments

and adjusting his behavior. Actually, this guy who doesn't try any of the food they talk about, he's got something. He serves a purpose. They had to talk to their clip guy like, hey, we can't leave McLovin hanging out to dry like this as much as we have. Every podcast has that one guy that people make fun of. Let's hear from our friends over at Shopify. I would never make fun of someone for using Shopify because Shopify is dope.

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to upgrade your selling today. Again, shopify.com slash circling. So we're getting a pro sports team. That's not the Austin FC Verde potentially. We're getting like a NFL team. What if I told you a group that includes former Milwaukee bucks owner, Mark Lazarie, Fran Harris, Jenny Just, and NBA star Kevin Durant. What's that?

Officially submitted a bid to own a WNBA expansion team in Austin, Texas? All right. Oh, here we go. I'm an Austin resident. Go ahead, buddy. Born and raised, been here for 41 years now, and I have been horny for sports for professional sports teams here. Horny for them. Mm hmm. Give me baseball, give me football, basketball, give me, I would love hockey.

And the two we're going to get are fucking soccer in WNBA. Are you shitting me? Glad I'm not in this clip. The largest city in the country without the four aforementioned. Whatever. What's wrong with soccer, dude? The most popular sport in the world. I don't I

don't enjoy watching it. They don't wear pads like like your little football players that run around. MLS is like tier four professional soccer. It's not even the best of the best. Shut up. We got messy, dude. Yeah. We're the goat. Yeah, he's

62 years old. He's not that old. Yeah. Might be younger than us. Rainey's about to make you feel stupid. He feels so dumb. I know he's not actually 62. 37. 37, don't. He's in his twilight years.

He'd kill to be 37. If he was still prime messy, he wouldn't be playing in Miami, I promise you. I did look it up. He won a World Cup. The rookie was 35. So. Gives you a blood boy, Hoss.

It is weird to me that Aaron Rodgers is younger than I am. He feels like so old in professional sports. I mean, he is. Future Pittsburgh Steeler, Aaron Rodgers, that one? Yeah. They gotta just, they gotta stop getting, Steelers need to just find somebody. You can't go from Russ to fucking A-Raj.

It's hard to find a quarterback, Hoss. Justin Fields. Hoss. No. We're getting a WNBA team, and I for one will support it. I'll support it. It just doesn't get me too excited. I'll support them until they trade our franchise player

that's beloved by the city. And that will happen. They'll do that on you if you're not careful. I'll support them only if we trade our star player for a Russian arms dealer. Be sick if since Durant was in the ownership, he could like play. I don't know if that's legal though. He's a celeb shot? Yeah, I don't think that's allowed.

Dude, he would put up numbers. Yeah, probably. He's arguably the best scorer of all time. He'd probably put up numbers. He's arguably the best scorer of all time. He'd probably put up numbers. He can create his own shot. Gotta think he's got one of the biggest wingspans in the WNBA. Yeah, he's a tall man.

You remember when he came out of Texas, went to the draft or did the combine and he couldn't bench 135 or something? And they were like, oh my God, dude. This guy's fucking weak. He does not live I heard a lot of analysts say that like some guys who can't do that. You actually have a lot more strength in other ways Yeah, they say it's normal. I remember going to one of his uh, his games at texas and he only played one year So obviously he was a freshman And it was like early in his early in the season and there are two guys sitting in front of me from the opposing, fans of the opposing team.

They were like, this guy, this guy's supposed to go to the NBA like a lottery pick, this guy sucks. He ended up being pretty good. Like, he's too skinny. He can't do anything in the league. He's gonna get thrown around. Yeah, that's outplayed out for sure. Yeah.

Silly. They didn't know ball. It's pretty good. Pretty exciting stuff. We're going to name the name this team. I don't know. I figured you could throw out some names. Go ahead.

The ladybirds. Oh, actually that's pretty good. That was right off the top of the dome. That's pretty good. Okay. Her husband might've killed JFK. She did it. Yeah, she's good. That was right off the top of the dome. That's pretty good. Okay. Her husband might've killed JFK. She did it. Yeah, she's good.

Yeah, I don't believe that, but. She's got that wildflower center out South Austin way. Yeah, this place is nice. Yeah. Lake is named after her now. Is it still, what happened with that? Ladybird Lake. I thought they changed it, I don't know.

No, it's still Ladybird Lake. But it's a river. Yeah, it's confusing. Because it's dammed on either end, it is considered to be a lake. Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't. It's the Colorado River, you're not wrong. It is the Colorado River.

It should be the Austin, Colorado's. It's a little confusing, I think. Okay, I'm just trying to throw out ideas. You're not doing shit over there. The Austin. Austin brunch restaurant with Ivy. fluorescent sign. The Austin influencers.

Yeah, there you go. It's terrible. It's terrible. Austin podcasters. So I went to the first, the inaugural WNBA game here in Austin, and it was fun for a little bit, but drinks were like $18 a piece. So I only had six of them and... They were nice enough to cater it with restaurants that were in the arena.

That is still my favorite Sam Taylor. She just ordered catering. That was a sponsored thing. They were nice enough to fill the order though. That was a sponsored thing. Like they gave, they catered it for free for a shout out. Pretty sure. Not to defend Sam Taylor, she doesn't need that.

No, no, I liked the like I like the defense of her. Yeah, she needs to exist. She's probably a nice young lady. I'm sure she is. I don't know. I don't go to her gym, so I can't tell you. OK, the Austin. He's cooking Austin Run Club. That's cooking. Austin Run Club?

That's terrible. Fuck. It's a basketball team, David. Yeah, I know. It's confusing. It's confusing. I'm saving the Austin bats for the MLB team that we're definitely going to get. We've already had the ice bats.

I think we should be... The hockey team. Yeah, but a bat with a baseball bat? Wait a minute. Hold on. Ice bats is kind of a sick name for a hockey team in austin What the austin ice bats? Yeah, they're no longer we had the fort worth fire the dallas burn. No sock hockey. That was based soccer was dallas

Can't remember what worth fire was a dope name Dallas bird had sick jerseys dude.. You should get a throwback Burn jersey. You would just use the Moody Center, right? Yeah, probably. Go ahead, make a joke. I don't have one. What do you mean? You were doing a joke series before the show about them playing at the Moody Center.

Yeah, you had a tight five about how on-brand it was they'd play at the Moody Center. Go ahead. What were some of the jokes? I was spitballing. I don't want to brand it was. They'd play at the Moody Center. Go ahead. What were some of the jokes I was spit balling? I don't want to steal your material. That was a good type five you had though. It was a good type five. It was weird that you were just doing it

for the four of us. Thanks for allowing me to platform. Yeah, I mean, there really wasn't one. It was just at work. That's true, yeah. This needs to happen. Cine just needs more activities that aren't like DJ sets. I'm not sure. City just needs

the games. Yeah, should be popular. Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah, I don't see why not. Yeah. Is there any chance my house is haunted? I'm excited for this one. What's going on, man?

Talk us through it. Okay. So I have this window. I want to clarify that before I get into this. I know it could just be the changes in temperature, but there's a weird occurrence that just kind of threw me off a little bit. So I have this window in my bathroom. We don't have a fan in our bathroom because it's an old house and they just don't have one in there and so I will open the window to let the steam from the shower go out. The steam.

What? What else would go out? I think he's making it like, let the smell seep out of the window when you're doing it too. Oh, you can do that too. You can do that too. I think that's where he was going with it.

I'm gross. Yeah. Straight up. And probably two weeks ago, I walk in. And I'm going about my business. And I just hear the window open. And I'm like, it's weird. I open it once in a while, but not all the time. OK, is this a push out window or like a slide up window?

Slide up window. So it takes muscle. Slide up window. This one's pretty smooth. Okay. You know, it takes a little bit of something to get it up, but like you can open it fairly easily. Sally's not calling me in the room to open it for her.

Cause she's a strong independent woman. Typically locked? No, not latched. I was like, you know what? We've had some really cold temperatures lately. The wood's changing. Maybe something's up. Then the other night, it was quite cold outside.

Colder than you would want it to be to open a window. I walk into the kitchen. I just go, what? Why is the window open? Sally goes, I don't know, I thought you opened it. No. So I go to shut the window. And as I bring the window down to shut it,

the latch at the top of the window is flipped around and I can't shut it without unlatching it and like forcing it down. And even then forcing it down, I can barely latch it without unlatching it and like forcing it down. And even then forcing it down, I can barely latch it back and swing it back. And this is the kitchen window. So different window. Okay. So Fritz can't reach this? No, no one can reach this.

And so I'm like, and I'm trying to figure it out and I'm like, I can't get it. I can't get it to go down partially because it was latched the other way. So it shouldn't have never been up in the first place unless someone touched it. And then it wouldn't go down. And I saw that there was a screw in like the lining of the window that had probably just fallen down. But how did the window get open in the first place with the latch flipped the other way? And now I'm just overthinking every single little tiny thing in my place. If I hear anything going on, I'm like, what the fuck was that? Like we have a gate that the wind will sometimes knock. And now I'm like, what the fuck was that? Like we have a gate that the wind will sometimes knock. And now I'm like, maybe it hasn't been the wind

this entire time. Maybe homies just coming home from a late night out at deep Eddie. Yeah, I got some bad news. I think you might have a foundational issue. Do you think he's a contractor? Gotta get the subs out there. Yeah, we might have to check it out, man.

I have to do some peering. It's expensive. Gonna have to get a permit from the city, dig under the house. All in all, you're looking at 40 grand starting point. Yeah, it's haunted, man. We can finance it. I don't want to alarm you, but your house is haunted.

The latch thing is weird. The latch being the other way, I was like, I don't like that the other window just open the latch being the other way I'm sitting here just like what okay I couldn't even shut it it was so difficult to shut dude your your ghost has no concern for like heating and cooling no it doesn't care electric bills gotta be through the roof cuz this fucker he doesn't care he doesn't put the nest on eco mode when we're out of town. No, he's probably fucking ratcheting it down to like 68 and they're like he's in a hotel room. Bougie ass ghost. What's the top three thing about hotels? Should I leave like a trap out? A ghost trap? Yeah. What would that look like? I don't know. How do you trap a ghost dog? I don't

know. This isn't Ghostbusters. I know, but should I like? You need a proton pack. Yeah, there you go. I mean, you have a dog and little kids in there. They should be able to see this ghost if it was walking around. It's 12.30 a.m. the other night.

Rosie just sprints out of bed and starts barking. Oh God, that was my next question. That's very important context here, bud. 12.30 at night. Did you go check it out? Yeah. Dylan sometimes gets up from his seat and barks out the window.

Yeah, it's true. Not so much these days. It's true. I don't know, actually. I don't know. But yeah, I didn't think about her getting out of bed at 12.30. It was one of those times

when I thought it was like 4.30 in the morning and I tapped my phone to see what time it was and saw it was 1230 and was like, yes. That is something I'm hyper aware of his dog behavior to like, I feel like I'm good haunted wise unless like Randy gets up, my dog that is, and like starts looking at a corner of the room and is like growling

or hair, you know, hair standing up. That's when I would be like, yeah, this is, this is bad. This is real bad. I was playing fetch with her the other day and she just started sniffing in this one area in the corner next to our bedroom. Just wouldn't give it up. And I was like, what's over here? She ain't she ain't squirrel driven like that This is outside. Uh-huh. You think about bringing in a crew thought about maybe someone's buried back there I'm that spooky season story. We had yeah lady with the rug on tik-tok. Yeah, buddy rug. I don't bloody I still think something's up with that. I would like an update from her

You know just bury a rug like that up with that I would like an update from her you know just bury a rug like that no that rug's been used for something it shouldn't be wouldn't you just set it on fire if you like really wanted to get rid of it just be easier we had we had to eat one during point ship a rug yeah urchin or no turkish and eating a rug would actually be pretty easy compared to a recliner. Compared to a recliner, yes, I wouldn't. There's nothing easy about it. I don't think though.

It's like a flauta. Do you put beans in your recliner when you eat it? Roll it up. A flauta. Dude, it's the flauta of playchip. You haven't been flautating lately. It's the most fun thing. It's the most fun furniture you can eat. Yeah. Should we have flauta week. Did you have to munch one?

flauta Y'all were just doing recliners during your pledge. I'm yeah, we say we just the lazy boy Like I mentioned you guys had a brand name recliner. Yeah, it's frat. Yeah, it's frat Did you eat the cup holder all of it the wood handle on the side all of it the refrigerator built into the left side arm Damn, it's tough man. So you weren't munching carpet like David was I'm sorry. You said that you you said a rug Yeah, eat a rug. What are you doing? Talking about is that you doing was that a spring pledge thing?

Let's edit out this fucking guy. Let's put time between this and the next ad read just so it's not like. I don't know what Randy's doing. Should we have a moment of silence for the rapport? Makes anything horny, this guy. Anything dude. I think we need to investigate it home further.

Put a dash on the board. Will, I think we need to put like a, do a session, EVP session. A what? EVP, EVP session. A what? EVP, electronic voice phenomenon. Oh, within my house? Yeah, but we'll go there one night, get the kids out, put the fam up in a hotel, we'll go,

we'll do an investigation, okay? This is just excuse for us to have a sleepover. Yeah. Get Sally and the kids out. We're gonna end up blacking out. Get some pints, we'll be involved. We're going to end up blacking out. Get some pints will be involved. We're going to be smoking joints around the fire pit at like 2am. Build a fort.

Sorry, babe. We got to we got to we got to figure this out. We find out like we didn't have batteries for it or something. We didn't. The store is closed. Shit. 7-Eleven doesn't have the type we need. We didn't get anything Dylan, didn't you say you only use type d batteries? I didn't say that man. Okay

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What are you getting into this weekend? What are you getting into this weekend? Don't have a lot going on Friday, Saturday. Matt's was like kind of getting tossed around last week. I'm due for a Mattel's trip. Don't know if it's going to happen or not because things like this don't typically come together with this friend group. I feel like you kind of got wronged in that invite. Yeah. Why?

I always do. Why? Well, Barrett was super horny to call him out about going to mass like the previous week and then Dylan was like, all right, let's make it happen. I feel like he no showed that text. Yeah, we got nothing, a big nothing burger from Barrett. I did the good friend thing knowing that I can't go

and immediately just saying I can't. I appreciated it. Like I didn't want to leave it out there. Like, oh, what's up? Is Will going? Is he not going? Like Like does he have juice? I had no juice. I just picked up cheeseburgers from Hat Creek with that gift card by the way. It's actually pronounced Frat Creek. Ah you're right. The H is pronounced. Sunday however is a big big day. We are celebrating my son Parks turning 10 double digits. Got a birthday party on Sunday at Blazer Tag. Oh, I'm gonna show up in Wreck Shop.

I'm gonna just, I'm gonna go in there. I'm just gonna light these kids up, dude. I'm gonna bury him. Dan wants to do his birthday at Blazer Tag. I'm for that. That's sick. That's sick. He's, he's, Parks has been there a few times for birthday parties and

the kids have fun. I've never played laser tag in my life. Oh my god. It's fun. We didn't have like a place. So it was like not a fake opportunity business opportunity. True. Yeah. If anyone wants to uh start a northern Michigan laser tag place, I'll I'll invest. My little man's turning 10. Isn't that crazy? Damn dude. That's crazy. Away from today actually.

He's out here being old. I know man, double digits, time, she flies. Is it BYOB? They serve alcohol there. Okay. Do they have blue drinks for Randy? Is Randy gonna show up dressed as a Spider-man Spider-man I do have it in my back in the back of my car right now. I never met a man in a second So that's all I got

Should be a good one Davey Interesting I was in I was actually hired to do a kids laser tag birthday party this weekend on Sunday. Hired to do what exactly? Just because I am widely known as the blazer tag king of the south. I went through a series of training. I was kind of the green beret of laser tag. Wait, is that why they've always called you bitcoast? Yep. They were just wanting me to go do a demo, just a quick demonstration, showing the kids the proper way to shoot.

Um, not point the lasers in the eyes. You know, just basically like laser tech safety 101. It's like a third, I'm going'm gonna go maybe have a beer or two, show the kids, do a demonstration and leave. So I've got that on the agenda. You wear the chaps, right? You have those laser tag chaps. What are those?

It makes it harder to get hit. Cause you have the chaps on. There's definitely a way a clothing, certain clothing that makes you an easier target There's a way you can like cheat and laser tag. Yeah, you can just turn the vest inside out One of my friends did that so sorry. Yeah, you can't be doing that That's fucked. I'm gonna have that laser gun up to your head if you're doing that when i'm around Uh

Man pretty wide open. Uh, matt's does sound delightful. Um, it's just there for for rodies I'm going to go to the bathroom. Man, pretty wide open. Uh Mets does sound delightful. Um it's just there for for Roadie's birthday a couple weeks ago but man, I've been thinking about it. Those lefty style nachos just hit right.

I have to run that back. If you're at Matt's this weekend, this is to the listeners. order some lefty style nachos and hey, tell them Dave sent you. Yeah, hey, I'm going to order some Mexican style nachos. I'm going to order some Mexican style nachos. I'm going to order some Mexican style nachos. And hey, tell them Dave sent you. If they don't know what those are, just say that

they're also poncho style. Yeah, do that. Confuse them with another Mexican restaurant. I was there with Dylan the other day and the waiter came up and was like, uh, do you guys know what you're going to get yet or do

you need some more time with the menu? And Dylan looked at the waiter and goes, do I need more time with the menu? I pretty much own this place. I know every single thing about the menu. We're ready. The way you know this is a not a true story is that Will doesn't go to Matt Sorrento with me. I was with Dylan the other day. You just didn't forget about it like you did about Kelly's. People are wondering. Sure. People are wondering. That Kelly's run meant a lot to me.

Oh, that's fun. We love seeing you that are. I don't know. How could you forget to put up with the lads Dylan? Probably because he had six. Did you have six beers? Awesome. I had three. I had three. Good time, man. Good people. Good time. Just talking I'm going to start my pre combine scouting. My big board is not ready. So, I gotta get on that. Will, how about you? Man, I'm going to be straight up honest with you guys. I'm

going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be

honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm going to be honest with you Friday. So, you guys noticed you two forgot about that. Here's your reminder. It's Valentine's Day on Friday. You might want to do something. Might want to get something in order, boys. I'll do something. We're picking up food for Valentine's Day and we're just eating it at home. What are we getting? You're probably wondering. I don't know. Factor meals. I think we might go Italian. Fasolis? Michael Fasolis. I don't know. Factor meals. I think we might go Italian. Fasolis?

Might go Fasolis. I don't know. I think we're going to pick up some stuff for Valentine's Day. Just do nothing. Unfortunately for me. Oh, actually, my weekend is starting tomorrow night, boys. Going to a concert. They're called Perpetual Groove.

You familiar with them? There's just a heady ass jam band. So ridiculous Instagram story. Why are you looking at Instagram stories? Well, I'm telling you about my weekend and fun. I'll tell you guys after. So I'm going with my brother-in-law to a concert. Should be fun.

That's really the only fun thing I'm doing this entire weekend because my wife is on call at the hospital. Which brother-in-law? Harry. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna chill. Okay. Yeah, yeah. They're like one of the first jam bands

I ever like listened to dedicatedly. I just ski to them all the time. You see who's up for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Pahish. He'll probably get in, right? Yeah. Then I don't know if he'll get in. And Sunday, I'm on dad duty all day. Sally's going to a wine tasting in Fredericksburg or something.

I guess you inspired her. So I'm just getting left in the dust. So yeah, I guess husbands don't get invited to fun wine tastings on Sundays anymore. Sorry, man. Not bitter. Don't go see our friend at Berg. No, I'm not gonna tell her to go do anything. I'm jealous that she gets to go on this nice little

wine tasting on a Sunday and I'm just gonna be sitting at home with no football on. That's tough man. Yeah it's not great. It's not great. So yeah. Just FIFA. I dabbled a little bit last night. You know after that PlayStation outage over the weekend I was kind of fiending. Yeah oh yeah. I went three and two last night. Okay. Lost my first two, won my last three, got promoted, feeling good about it. There you go. We're in a better spot.

Man. Randy, anything big on the docket this weekend? Absolutely, as of right now, nothing. Might go to a Pink Floyd laser tribute show. I've been told it's really cool, so I might do that. It's the year of live performances for Randy, but otherwise, I don't know, maybe try to eat better. Stop.

Okay. You're gonna be a Taco Bell twice this weekend. Dude, they've got rid of the Taco Bell breakfast at my local, at our local Taco Bell. And it's terrible. I loved it. I loved it. They had good breakfast.

Never had it. Poke poke, you owe me a Coke. Ha ha,. I loved it. They had good breakfast. Never had it. Poke poke you owe me a coke. Give him a coke. Give me a coke. At least they have the keto breakfast that everyone sell out of. Taco Bell. Really?

Yeah, they had the their Crunchwrap Supreme breakfast was good. They used to have a taco where the shell was chicken. No, the shell was egg, right? Egg. Yeah. Grossed me out. I don't want to touch the egg Is that does that weird? Surely it comes in a paper wrapper of sort that you can hold. Yeah, but yeah, I feel you It's like an almond almost

You think about that you pick up? Yeah, it's a pickup almond You think about it you pick up. Yeah, it's a pickup Alma Alma game is fucking crazy. You're getting better, dude. I'm gonna make an outlet on Sunday I'll send it just Chelsea send me some pics. I love the omelet. Okay, and You're doing better. Thanks boy. I think I think we did bring you up the last voicemails So I think I think Friday big one might go to DMV. So we'll see People have been wondering what I was gonna do. I hate I hate ending it like Michael the DMV. So we'll see. People have been wondering what I was going to do. I hate ending it like that on DMV. Yeah, I'll take my car in afterwards too, because my check engine's light on.

So I'm going to have a great Friday. You should check that engine, Hoss. Think about that. I have an idea now. Let's get out of here. 69 minutes, great work, guys. Bye.