Circling Back - World Records, Dude Perfect, & Twin Peaks with Hashtag Chad | Circling Back 1-28-26

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

Hashtag Chad, formerly of Dude Perfect and now with the LPGA, joins the show to share some Dude Perfect lore, Alex Honnold, Bill Belichick having to wait on the HOF, Twin Peaks filing for bankruptcy, and why millennials are aging better than other generations. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (11:45) What’s up with Hashtag Chad? • (33:45) Alex Honnold • (43:15) Belichick HOF • (47:40) Chad Tells Dude Perfect Stories • (59:00) Twin Peaks • (1:07:10) Millennials Aging Well Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Lola Blankets: Head to https://lolablankets.com/ and use code STEAM and get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products - Lucy: Go to ⁠https://lucy.co/steam⁠ and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order. - Fair Harbor Clothing: Head to https://www.fairharborclothing.com/ and use code CIRCLINGBACK20 for 20% OFF your full price order now through 2/28 - Leesa: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 20% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. My name's Dave. Welcome. Wednesday morning. Producing today, Randall Trumbacky. Hi, Dave. What's up, man?

That piss took more than a minute 30. You had quite a stream going, huh? Yeah. A serious pisser. He's a serious man. Yeah, the timer went down all the way to zero and then it was just dead air. That's the first time that's ever happened. What do people see when that happens? It's just a yellow screen.

Oh, it's how fitting. Yeah, that's a bad teammate. Right. Right. That's all right. Noted Austin Cowboy Dylan Schivry. Oh, man, happy to be here. Really happy to be here. I'm excited. I'm excited for today's guest. got a bone to pick with him like right off the top. Like right off the top.

A fish bone, no doubt. Yes. Sorry. He's going to be rattled. We got, I'm rattled. We got breaking golf news and it's fitting that our guest today is, uh, he's golf adjacent. Actually, no, he's straight up back in golf. He's straight up back in the game.

But let's give him the introduction that he deserves. Chad Coleman, formerly the chief brand officer at Dude Perfect in a key figure in Calais golf social media strategy now leads marketing efforts at the LP. GGA tour to boost fan engagement and global reach for women's golf. A University of Arkansas Razorbacks enthusiast and dedicated family man, he shares humorous takes on sports mishaps, college football heartbreaks and pop culture quirks that resonate with meme savvy audiences. I love a good meme savvy audience.

His ex-presence highlights a blend of professional pride and lighthearted banter often tying back to his entertainment roots. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him is Chad Coleman, but to us who will always be hashtag Chad, Chad, thank you for joining us. Boys, wow, Dave. Did you come up with that yourself? Stayed up late doing that one, yeah. He had a little help.

That was impressive. Thank you. Well, do my DPT help? No, a little bit. Don't even know what that means. Never. Look at the... Guys, thank you for having me.

I'm excited, and I can't believe the... I finally, we finally found a time to make this happen and it's podcast week. Can you believe it? I mean, who would have thought. It's pretty crazy. Way back when it was announced it would be this week. We don't even know we would have you on. It's just the stars have aligned.

The guest slots on podcast week must be really hard to come by, so I'm honored. You know, tomorrow we have another guest lined up. He's Brent Rooker. He's, you might know him from baseball. From 39 home runs. 39 pissers. Yeah. From the game of baseball.

But he does not have two Emmys that he showcases to my number. knowledge. No, those, those are Emmys, right? Or are those Academy Awards? They are. Yeah. I forget they were there. But yeah, there's a real, real Emmys, two of them. You don't have any Emmys. I don't have any Emmys yet. Yeah. You'll get that. Working on. Hey, like I said, I do have a slight bona pick with you, hashtag Chad. What's you got? You have my number. You can text for you whenever you want, and I love, I love a hashtag Chad text. I truly do. So why is it? That you only text me when Texas is getting their shit kicked in on the football. It's the only time you reach out.

I text you, I texted you before I announced the took the job at the LPGA and I gave you some insider news on that. Okay. The only time you text me one on one is outside of a group chat environment. It's always, it's like, man, Arch doesn't have it. Let me back check Arch doesn't have it Dude what's wrong with

He doesn't have it And yeah Earlier in the season He didn't have it That's true And I'm over here It's just like steaming Watching my team

Just looking terrible And then hashtag Chad Arkansas fans Just swoops man You know what That's fair You're right Okay

Thank you for acknowledging It's all right man Wow now he's gonna be forcing it It's gonna be all right I know He's got a big a point to do it now Hey Chad I've got breaking news

in my family. What's that? I hope she's not going to be upset that I break this news. My niece has chosen to attend Fayetteville. No way. Arkansas. Raiser back. It's happening.

Let's go, baby. I love that. I'm pretty excited. Because, you know, me, I dabbled in Arkansas fandom for a year when noted Duncanville Panther, Jaquinda Jackson was just tearing it up there. his final season. We really bonded over that. We did. We really bought him that, Dave, yeah.

Chad, Chad and I used to text about Arkansas football for that one season. And then also, anytime there was like a Dallas sports, like, just something really bad. That's usually, that's it. He'll hit me up and be like, dude, what are we doing here? What are we doing? We're really moving. When I first moved to Texas, I relied on Dave quite heavily to fill me in on. in Texas high school football scene because I wanted to get that.

And so he's been a good resource for me there. He's the guy. I'm the guy, dude, not Mike Roach, not any of those guys. They all hit me up for my intel. I'm the guy. People don't know that. Can we get your knee-jerk reaction to the news? We've got another golfer.

I just saw this. A live defector. A defector. That was the word I was looking. We've got another defector. None other than Patrick Reed, Captain America, as he's known to some. Is back on the PGA tour? Yeah, I think they're saying he's going to play the World Tour D.P. until September.

And then he's going to be back full time. I don't know what, like this just happened. So I don't know. I'm kind of happy to have him back in the mix just because you're right. It is kind of fun to have a villain. But your thoughts, Chad, you're a man of great. Chad, you're a man of golf? Love this.

I have missed Pete in the game of golf. I just have he is. He like the, I feel like the world of golf just needs like that villain. And it's rare that golf gets a personality like him who truly is like that villain. And he's just a content machine, everything about him. He's really good at golf. Probably has the best hand than golf. great short game just fun to watch

I'm all in I think golf needs more villains and I've missed Pete I've missed him for the last couple years so glad to see him back and this question is for Dylan Dylan what does this mean for the four aces yeah they're gonna

a big big hold of field day I don't watch live you have no idea what do you think they do though who do like who would yeah how do they remember If you're Dustin Johnson, who I believe is the captain of the four races, what do you do? Dude, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to make an offer. You got to go on the recruiting trail.

Yeah, you have to. You got it's a big hold of field day. Okay. Man, how about the PGA tour getting back to pretty polarizing figures with Brooks? Brooks less or so than Patrick Reed, but I like it. Patrick is like one of the big ones, you know, like, it's crazy how much leverage Bryson has right now. Like you got to think that if Bryson leaves,

Liv is done. Like I don't know how they, they recover from that. And so Bryson has so much leverage right now in terms of like negotiating his next deal with Liv, where with Brooks leaving and now Patrick and who knows that there's any other big names, James that that'll leave.

But I think Rahm is probably locked in because he joined later. So he's probably locked in for another year or two unless he breaks his contract. But Bryson is sitting here with all leverage. And he could say, hey, if you want me to resign, I'm going to need $500 million or something like that and take you or leave it. And I think Liv is going to be in a tough position. Oh, no, Lib, don't collapse. Sorry, I can't stand.

This guy. I can't say it. And anything that's bad for live is good for the PGA tour, and that makes me happy. I like the team aspect of it personally. I was, you know what I mean? Yeah. I get enough of that scratch with the team format, you know, with the Ryder Cup. Thank you.

Every couple of year, man. That gives me enough. The Lime Cup even better. We got to get our boy Pee on the Ryder Cup. team again. Yeah, we do. We need that. I agree, Dave. I think there's something to the team aspect. I don't think they did it the right way, but I think they were on to something. It just, it, I've always hated it because it felt like it took, it felt like now I had like two golf tours to follow that were neither, neither of them were that interesting. You know,

when you take the best stars from the PGA tour to a tour that is like unwatchable, and not interesting and you can't find it on TV. Then it just makes like the overall product worse. I'm like I went through a period where I was like uninterested in professional golf for a while because I'm like it's just I don't know. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, totally.

Now I was watching some of Brooksies, I call them Brooksie. Yeah. I was watching some of Brooksies presser yesterday. It's press conference, Dylan. And I know, I don't know if you saw. I don't have the clip available. but there's a guy asking questions and like he hit him with like a buddy. He's like, yeah, yeah, he's like, he called him, he hit him with like a buddy.

He's like, hey, man, so what he's like coming back? How do you feel coming back? Like you haven't really played that well or you weren't really playing that well and blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, well, you're the one doing a buddy. And it's very awkward press conference. But I just want to say I'm happy to have Brooks back. As a guy who's like back and forth on Brooks. No, back to what Chad was saying, you need, you need guys like that.

You like, I mentioned they're polarizing. Like, it's healthy for going. But what I don't think you're understanding is that Chateau-Briand, if you've never had it, right, the Wagyu. I know, you don't, you don't, he actually doesn't eat steak in the States. He doesn't eat steak in the States, Dylan. Really? Really? Huh?

Huh? People forget that, dude. He's a liar. He doesn't eat steak in the States. That would be my first question. If we ever got access to, uh, have you tried? Yeah. That would be the first question.

Probably my only question. still like not eating steak over here? What's the situation? He would hit us with it. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, well, actually, I'm going to show you this clip from Farity from seven years ago. Yeah.

Chad, this first segment's called, what's up with hashtag Chad? I love it. Pretty self-explanatory. What's up with hashtag Chad, man? Last time we were together, you and I, we were playing golf, me, you and some dudes. They're pretty perfect. Remember that? Before.

Nice, Dorn. Yeah, thanks. That's what you get with him. That was fun. Remember that? That was fun. That was a blast, man. How did,

where did we play again? Driffwood. Driffwood, yeah. That place is cool. Man, a lot has been a, first I want to say that in regards to Dude Perfect I

Dave has a lot of bits Circling Back has a lot of bits of which I'm a huge fan but I think Dave's being the sixth member of Dude Perfect bit is his Mona Lisa I mean it is so deep and so funny

and it absolutely killed me when I made my announcement post I think it was like on Instagram or something that I was leaving Dude Perfect and you commented like we're going to miss you or something. I just started cracking up. I mean,

it is, you never miss an opportunity and it always delivers. Are the, are the dude perfect guys aware of Dave's bit as the, the sixth member? Oh yeah. Okay. I send it,

I send it every time he does on us, I'll send it to them. I love that. That's good to know. It's so good, man. But yeah, no,

it's been an interesting last couple weeks. Excited to take on a new gig. very, very bit of their suite. I've been here at New Perfect for six years now. And obviously, like a lot of, have a lot of fun here and have grown close to these guys and have done a lot of a lot of things here and just felt like, you know, I had this new opportunity to come into the LPGA. And at a time when I think the tour is gaining a lot of momentum, I think women's sports in general are having a moment and as a golf fan like I've always rooted for the LPGA it just feels like it just feels like there's a lot of untapped potential and so the the new commissioner

Craig Kessler has been awesome he started last summer has already made a few really big changes he's a younger guy and there's a there's a ton of opportunity out there that I think with the right leadership and vision you know there's no reason the LPGA can't be the next breakout property. So a lot of work to do, but a ton of opportunity. And, you know, as a girl dad, like my oldest daughter is seven and she just started golf lessons and she loves it. And so, you know, it carries a little added meaning there when you have, when you have kids, especially girls that you want to, you know, set the tone for. And so super excited. Dylan just slacked me. He said, hey, make sure you ask him if we can get Charlie

hold on. I don't that. I did not. That didn't happen. Just see what's on my slack. No, I'm just joking. You can do that. I actually got put on the text with her last night. So I'll get the end and then I'll make the ass. I'm sure she totally would be down. We'd love that. Hey, so any, any behind the scenes, dude perfect stuff, you want to tell us now that you're out. You know, Dylan's been gunning for our boy, is it Garrett? Garrett, so, Garrett said, I met Garrett at Driftwood, nice guy. They're all really nice guys. Garrett is, he only owns one world record. I'm going to completely ignore his rant about Texas fans after A&M got bail from the

playoffs. I'm going to completely ignore that and talk about how he's the only member. As far as I know, correct me if I'm wrong, the only member of Dude Perfect that has just one world record in the Guinness book. I think everyone else has like, I think Tyler probably has a thousand at this point. What world record is it? I think he has the longest blindfolded hook shot. No, that's Cody.

That's Cody. Okay, which one is Garrett? I thought that was Garrett. I thought here's one. It's perfect if we've had this wrong the whole time. This is phenomenal. We've been calling out somebody. I thought it would have been funny to create like a, I don't know, like a YouTube channel

of the guy who keeps stealing Garrett's world records. after he gets one like you go like you're just gunning for you just go over the top like every you know you'd be you'd be surprised how easy some of these world records actually oh i know but well so somebody are so obscure like no one's ever tried this yeah they're so obscure that no one has ever actually put like any time into trying it so the records are pretty beatable um and a lot of them are like okay if i dedicate an entire day to this i can probably beat it like you know so we're obviously like impossible really hard but you'd be surprised at how many out there like like Dave could just go we should see if Dave can break a world record today he he absolutely could find your world record

I mean you can invent you can invent world records right I mean as long as you have like a you can you have to go through Guinness and it's this whole process they because you'll basically say hey here's the record we want to we want to break they will Guinness will come back to you and say, okay, based on like what you want to do, we did this with Rory, I remember. We're doing golf world records with Rory. I think it was most drives hit over 300 yards in a minute or something like that. We, we had a record that we wanted to, uh, to basically make up. And so you can't just like make up a record and then do it once and say you have the record. Guinness will come back to you. They'll evaluate it. And they'll come back to you and say, okay, since this is a new

record, we are going to set the existing standards that you have to beat. So they'll come back and say, like, we think the, you know, the record should start at if it's most 300-yard drives in a minute. We think the, we're going to set the bar at 12. And so you have to beat 12. And here's the parameters. It has to drive, it has to fly over 300 yards in the air. Like, they are super, super detailed. Like, it is actually like, it is actually like, kind of crazy working with them because of how serious they take it. And all these, you know, ends and out of what you can and can't do. And the very specific conditions in which it has to be done.

And like, if anything is off, they won't give it to you. It's pretty crazy. So you think it, you thought it was all a joke, didn't you? No. You thought it was just a joke. I just, I just wanted Garrett, I just wanted Garrett to be back down to zero. That's, that was my thing. They suspend him.

But now I'm not even sure how many he has if we got that one wrong. Well, either way, that one does sound pretty getable. It's getable. It also sounds like it would tear my shoulder to pieces if I tried it. So I'll just leave that to you. Like, I know I could do it, but will it take me, you know, 12 hours to do so is the thing. Like, it's going to take forever. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Here's a couple. So Dude Perfect has this segment called Absurd Recurts where they will, uh, these are records. I'm pretty sure we haven't done any of these since I've been here. There was an older segment. I'm pretty sure these are the ones where we made up records and got them verified for Guinness that I think Dave could could achieve today. Okay. Okay. Kobe owns the record for blowing a P 8.8 meters in one breath. One breath blow a point blowing a P 8.8 meters.

Okay. Dave, you could do that. Say no more. I think you could do that. Kobe caught 21 ping pong balls with shaving cream thrown by Tyler. So I remember this one. Kobe had you just put a ton of shaving cream on top of his head, like a mountain, a pile of shaving cream. Ooh. And he was sitting in a spinny chair turning around. And Tyler was throwing ping pong balls and they just had to stick in the shaving cream.

So 21. ping pong balls caught with shaving cream in a minute i think it was uh oh dorn this one this one be great for you okay uh you like to punt donut holes i do cobi's got seven donuts in one minute while being blindfolded that one seems doable well he did he ate eight eight them or stacked him what you say stack them blindfolded is what i'm reading let me let me figure out i need to get more intel on exactly what that is but that one feels doable okay again again Yeah, these are things that no one has ever tried except for the dude perfect guys. Yeah, but it's been memorialized in the pages.

These are official world records. Dorn, another one for you. Tyler opened 52 cans with one hand in 60 seconds. You can beat that? Oh, oh. Maybe. Yeah. You've had that hand on a lot of cans.

I'll give it a shot. I'll give it a shot. Loves Diet Coke. Okay, so if I were to attempt one of these, I have to contact Guinness first, the Guinness book first? Do they have to send a representative? Yeah, there's another way to do it where you film, you film yourself doing it, and then you submit it to them, and you submit all the footage, but they require like specific angles.

I can get you some more intel on that because I want you guys to break one of these absurd returns. Yeah. You can just video it and submit it. And then if they, if you have the right angles and you have done all the things the right way, then they'll give it. Anything to get on the dudes radar, you know, if we take a record from them, I want, I want Tyler, like, scroll on his phone and being like, oh, huh. Looks like we lost one, you know.

Who are these idiots down in Austin? Oh, that's the guy we play golf with. He would take it personally. Yeah, he would. Yeah. We're just going to. They'll light a fire under him, which I think is dead. I've always said he's got mamba mentality.

Tyler. Yeah. Like, because I remember when we played golf, I played in a different group. I played with Chad and one of the twins. and then what's my what's my boy the tall dude tall guy uh Cody Cody Cody but Tyler was up like I don't know if Tyler had a good round going but he was like he was locked in like we're coming up like we're coming up on like 18 and he's like up there like seriously trying to like is I think he's very competitive is he the goat in the world of trick shots I mean who's

for sure the goat and trick shots I mean dude he is I've never I'm still just just in all like I've never met someone who's who's more athletic I mean he can pick up any sport and be like it may not look pretty but like like when you play him one-on-one on basketball his game does not look pretty but he's so scrappy he'll find a way to win like pickleball like it's it's crazy I've never seen someone from like just a sports perspective who is like so good at so many things. And then on like for trick shots, like there's, you know, he's the only one out of the dudes that will, that's able to like take the challenge of a really, really, really difficult

shot and lock in and be like, I'm not leaving here until I get it. A lot of the other dudes are like, we'll try it a couple times with like, screw this. Like this isn't happening. Name names. I don't want to do that. tie is like the exact opposite the harder it is the more of a challenge it is to him and he'll

he literally will not leave until he gets it like his his mentality is totally different it's it's pretty crazy honestly what do you think the longest he's ever spent on a challenge is if he's if he's going to be so locked in to do it well there was there have been a couple

that literally he would come in uh and and try a shot for like eight straight hours, not get it. And then obviously go home, come back the next day, get back at it. I would say probably like the world's highest shot that we did back in 23 from the Stratosphere Tower in Vegas was A, a miracle. And B, of course, Ty would make that because it was an impossible shot that never should have gone in.

We never even got close to the goal once one time in three days. was whipping. Like, we were throwing, like, basketballs, and they were going across Las Vegas Boulevard and into apartment buildings and upwards of, like, 800 yards away from the goal. And he's just sitting there doing the same motion from the top every time. Like, someone would put a basketball in his hands, and he would literally just go like this. And then they'd put another one, and he'd go like this. And those two balls would be 500 yards apart.

And it was just impossible. Like we just were like going through the motions the last day we were there. We had like an hour left to film because we had to shut down Las Vegas Boulevard. We had this whole coordinated system with the city. We had cops. We had like all these safety precautions. And Tyler's flight got pushed back an hour. So we're like, hey, you have another hour to try.

He was like, great, cool. And so in the last hour, keep in mind, we haven't hit the goal yet in three days. and usually on shots like this, you're hitting the rim or the backboard like 10 times before you make it. And so we're sitting there and like the ball takes like 15 seconds to get from his hands to the goal.

Like it's just I was down at the bottom and I was looking up and I just see this ball tiny ball coming down and it just starts going and going and like think about how long 15 seconds is. I'm watching it right now. I know it will. And all of a sudden it like starts turning toward the goal and we're like, oh, this looks good.

And then it just smashes into the goal, hits the backwarding goes in. We're freaking out. Every attempt, does he look at the camera and do the line? Or is it like you film that and then he's and then you just like a sneaky cut away? That's a good question. Usually they try to do the line every time. This one we did it because we're like, we need to just get shots off. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. We don't need to turn around every time saying it. So he did that. line like a couple times and then we just cut to the make. Man, maybe I need to stop washing my hands. Stop using soap. That's the key to success. People forget that.

Maybe, dude. Maybe. Man. Cope is out to get you. He's just different, man. You want to go ahead and name the what the dude that like went out the night before and just like couldn't perform in Vegas was just like, dude, I can't. I can't.

I can't, I can't today. I can't, man. I was at the table. It was too late. Well, I don't know about because they're at the table's too late, but that's kind of Garrett's M.O. Garrett is very much, I'm going to do the bare minimum. And you know what? To his credit, like, that's how he portrays himself.

So, like, he, you know, he leans into it. He's like, I'm the bare minimum guy. Like, if I get third place in this battle, that's great by me. And I'm going to go do the bare minimum. And that's kind of his persona. Dylan's always calling him. Barrett. It's a play on words. Yeah. Yeah. I want you right now, while we got him here, look into that, which camera is the one he should look into this one? You can address Garrett.

Garrett called out your University of Texas Longhorns. Yeah, do you have something? Look into that camera right there. Now is your chance. I just want to say, Garrett, your world records, buddy, they're in trouble. I'm coming for that ass. I don't know how many of you have, but when I'm done with you, you're going to have zero. Oh, my God. Zero world records. I love that. Also, yeah, Texas beat A&M. There's facts.

Here's one that Garrett has, Dorn, that you might be able to get. Farthest target hit bouncing an arrow off water. So an archery shot, 126 meters, 413 feet. I didn't even know you could bounce an arrow off of water. That's interesting. Yeah, you can. Yeah. I might try a different one.

That might be beyond me. You want some little more entry level? I want to know which one like means the most to him. Which one fills him with the most pride. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I'll tell you what, dude. What fills me with pride is given a great gift.

Most golf puts hold in a minute. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your ad read. I'm sure it's going to be phenomenal. No, it's not what that was at all. Most golf cuts hold in a minute is 35 held by Garrett. That feels like one. What distance? Yeah, that'd be a certain distance.

It was. I was actually there for this one. I think it was, let me see. It was, I want to say like nine feet. So just like set them up in a circle around the hole? So you have someone who is placing the ball. That way it's the same stroke each time. Yep.

Yeah. Gotcha. That's gettable. Dave, go ahead. We'll go out to Lions and do that. That's getable, man. We'll go get that, and then we can go home, have some cocoa, and then just hang out under our Lola blankets.

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People forget the Chad's fingerprints are all over the launch of Wash Media. He invited us to San Diego right after the cancellation of touching base. That's true. And we went out there and we interviewed Chris Harrison and Colton Underwood. and then we were off and running with a great start thanks to our friend right here. That's true. Chris, dude, speaking of random people who text me about the LPJ announcement, Chris Harrison.

Nice. No, he still had my number, haven't talked to him, probably since then. That's huge. Send me a text. I thought that was cool. I think he's still an Austin guy, right? I think he's a Barton Creek guy, but the thing about Chris Harrison, absolutely will not play a Pete die course.

Not a Pete die guy. Won't play it. Like, does not enjoy a Pete die golf course. It's one of the things he told us during our, He was very adamant about it too. He's like, nah. He clearly had just had like a bad experience. And he was just like, you know what?

I got to say something right now. Like, well, you guys got me here. But he fired a 102 and I'm not playing die. I can do that to you. He can do that to you. Dude, that was a great trip. We liked with, uh, it was a great trip, man. I love working with you guys back in the day, knew that you had something special.

Obviously, look at you now. You guys are crushing it. And I just believed in the vision and the mission and I'm proud to see you guys where you're at. A lot of people were speculating when you put up your announcement. They're like, oh, dude, Chad's going to Austin. Chad's going to wash. Yeah. It's a logical next move for him.

I need to get this more institutional experience before I think this job will help set me up for potential at Washington. Yeah, that's the end game for you. We're looking at 10 plus years experience on our job posting. And you're six at dude perfect. Just give it three at LPGA. Then we'll talk. Okay. Yeah.

That's great. You want to talk about Honnold? Yeah, Chad, did you watch Alex Honnold climb Taipei 101? Is that what it's called? I did, man. That was nuts. I actually got my daughters were in on it too and they were like, they were hooked. That was a spectacle.

I couldn't watch it. I have a, I'm, I'm terrified of heights, like maybe more so than anyone you've ever met. I can't, I couldn't even watch another person doing it. Palms got sweaty, got real anxious. Easy. Yep. Dude, it's when he, there's a video from people on like the 89th floor. Everybody, you probably seen it, but they're just hanging out.

They're having a little party for Alex and he climbs up and he's right there and he's just like casually, like, smiling and waving. I couldn't even believe that. I know I couldn't I wouldn't be able to like look him in the eyes because like what if you what if that was the moment he slipped up and he had I was the last person he had eye contact with I'm like oh yeah he's found me so off pudding that he just like go I was also shocked that they allowed people in those rooms like you get someone who goes rogue and starts banging on the windows and like makes him lose a drip it just seems like a lot of liability issues there or uses like a camera flash to take a picture or just something to do something to do you get distract him, you know, whatever. Or like he sees Dylan's new lenses. Yeah. His transitional Warby Parker's. The other thing was the thing that freaked me out the most was at the very end when he's

all the way at the top and the wind looks like it's whipping 60 miles an hour. Oh, yeah. And he just stands on top of the ball with nothing to hold on to. And he's just standing there taking selfies and the wind is. like absolutely ripping. And I'm like, and he's he, there's enough room to like literally just put your two feet to stand on top of the ball. That was the most like nerve-wracking part to me. I was like, how do you not like, how are you so calm and how do you not fall off? But I found out that like, I don't know if you all read into this. I kind of got a little bit deep into the,

into the uh just every all the stories about this and apparently like this is like no big deal for him like this was like walking in the ground like it was virtually impossible that anything was going to go wrong um like it was such a cake walk that like to everyone else it looked insane and it is insane but for him it was like a piece of cake like it was not even one of remotely the hardest things he's ever done he's uh he's unbelievable um i i asked this question in the yesterday in the office and i want to get y'all's opinion on it um speaking of world records i looked up the world record for most pull-ups which i think alex honald would be like a guy that could set such a record uh 1,224 is the record for the most consecutive pull-ups you're allowed 15 seconds of rest in between

that is an unbelievable number that is an insane number yeah I mean we've got our friend James who famously does was it 10 sets of 10 yeah yeah which is a lot but not that man I was gonna say he that Alex Honol could probably set a record like this

but now I mean that that's unbelievable dude he I'm just looking on the Guinness website he racked up several world records from his El Capiton just that climb alone got in first or free solo solo solo climate fastest time to climb it artist route climbed fastest time to climb it solo and oldest person to climb it so like just that one climb earned him five world records the the photo of the tower in Taiwan stacked up against

capiton it's like twice Capiton. That shocked me, dude. Twice as totally away. I was thinking that the tower was taller than El Capiton. That shocked me. I was like, that makes that what he did there even more incredible. Yeah, when you say like this was a cakewalk for him, that puts it into perspective. Like he's done this times two.

For me, like, there's Tyler Tony and there's Alex Honnold. Those are my two dogs. Those are my dogs. Those guys are both dog mombom. mentality guys. Yeah. Interchangeable at one and two. Yeah, he, that was a fun little wormhole to go down because I'm like, has anybody ever like scanned this man's brain? And they have. Yeah, they have. And in Free Solo, they scanned his brain. Yeah. And, oh, there we go. Thank you, Randy. Yeah, fear, fear does not register in his brain. He's his flatlines. Well, yeah, it's kind of a

dormant thing. He feels like a slight amount, the slightest. Now, uh, did you all see, like, his hands and forearms when he would like they were doing some close-ups just has monster hands and just monster forearms like uh they were showing uh somebody posted a video of like random people walking by the building and trying to yes literally trying to climb up to the very first like level and like no one could even do that i know and he makes it look like he's just walking down the street that's it's he's he's unbelievable freaking out. Yeah, I was watching on my phone.

And I was like, I don't know if I should let my kids watch. Mike Rhodes, my five-year-old, like, he was like, what are you watching? I'm like, I don't know if you want to like. They had a delay, right? Yeah, I was, I was just, I was just like, are you ready to comprehend this? I don't want to like set you off on like a path of like to where you're, uh, extreme guy. He starts climbing your house. Yeah.

He's just scared. Like, I mean, he's doing a rock climbing thing. for his birthday at that little rock climbing center so might be well on his way we have a wall here at dude perfect you should bring him down sometime oh yeah where where uh where do you live in relation to dude perfect perfect headquarters are you you're not in friscoe are you now i'm in like prosper like 10 12 minutes north oh you're north north north so y'all did get smoked by that storm yeah it was it was pretty bad okay and you're not to set the record straight.

Hashtag Chad ain't leaving Texas. No, nope, staying here. LPGA is headquartered out of Daytona Beach, but my role will be remote, so I'll be traveling to a lot of events and tournaments and doing probably a little bit more travel than I have been. But, yeah, work from home, which will be a first for me. Any LPGA events currently scheduled

or rumored to be scheduled in the Austin area anytime soon? Not this year. I actually looked when we were first chatting about when I took the job to see if I'd be y'all's way. There's not any this year, but it's a Solheim Cup year in the Netherlands, which will be electric. Really some good major championship venues. You've got the U.S. Women's Open at Riviera, which is sick, L.A. The Women's British Open is at Royal Liverpool. No, sorry.

where is the moment's open riviera's alma that's like a top five dream round for me yeah the place is unbelievable uh royal rhythm sorry so yeah some really good venues man um be fun yeah that's that's pretty sick um as is randy's new shirt oh i just got to say randy randy's looking strong in the fair Harbor. Which one is that, Randall? I got the same one, by the way. It is the long sleeve textured shirt. It's a button up, but it's very nice. It's a, it looks very ripe for spring. I got the jeans on, by the way. You got the jeans on. Springs right around the corner. Yeah. If the closet is feeling a little tired, Fair Harbor's got you covered. They make insanely comfortable everyday pieces you actually want to wear. From their best selling swim trunks to their unbelievably soft hoodies, jeans,

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We have like the same brown and green one, and I feel like you and I are going to have a real embarrassing day one of these days. I reached for it this morning. I was like, I just wore this recently, so I reached for this one instead. I'll tell you exactly what this is. It is the ocean front shirt in color shell. Well, you look very handsome. Say it looks scromdily. I said we had cool Randy today, and that is exactly what we got. Circling 20 for 20% off your full price order due to 28th of February. Man, I hate to really, Can we just talk Belichick real quick? Sure.

Did you, Chad, you like the sports. You're not just a golf guy. You like the other stuff. Do you see Belichick will not be a first ballot? I did. Seems kind of crazy. But what do you all take on that? I laugh for a minute because it's one of those stories that like grand scheme for me,

it doesn't really affect my life. And like most people. But like what more do you have to do? It's so preposterous that it's like hilarious. I'm like, dude, what? I'm like, what did he do? And then I was like, oh, yeah, I guess he got spy gate, deflate gate. But I'm like, he's got seven rings?

Six with Patriots and one as an assistant with the Browns, if I recall. Yeah, 10 Super Bowl appearances and capacity. Like what more do you have to do? Literally. I mean, yeah. Whenever someone like like like JJ Watt, who I feel like is pretty well respected, you know, in the NFL comes out. This is absolutely absurd. Everybody, like Jimmy Johnson.

Jimmy Johnson was like tweeting. Jimmy Johnson was calling people assholes. I didn't know he had Twitter. Was he? I was like, dude, you'll piss off Jimmy. Jimmy's just out there fishing, drinking Coors'Lights, and all of a sudden he got the, he got Twitter figures. He had to get on X, the everything app.

Yeah, it's preposterous, although like, do you think any of the Jordan Hudson stuff of late has kind of tainted his, his rep? Could that have affected votes? I mean, that should make you more likely to vote for him. Surely not. What could he's doing? No, it's Bill Pollian is the guy who's rumored to of, because you need 40 out of 50 votes. So you need four-fifths, right?

So 10 people, are we going to find out? I don't know. Everybody's kind of coming out and being like, no, I've definitely voted for him. And then Bill Pollian, who said, at first he said, yeah, I voted for, or no, he said, I don't remember if I voted for him. And then it was, yeah, I definitely voted for him. Then he came back and was like, I don't remember. May it may or may not have.

I feel like you remember. He's an older fellow, but. I'll tell you what the mark against him, I assume, according to some people, is that Tom Brady left the Patriots, goes to the bucks and wins a Super Bowl. Just like, oh, that's crazy. He had the goat on his team. And that's why he has all these rings. And then his career, his pedigree kind of went downhill after that. I mean, that's insane.

That's so. But that shouldn't be. I agree. I mean, it shouldn't be a thing. If he was on the, if it was marginal, if he had like one ring or two rings with the Patriots, then maybe that argument is like, ooh, well, actually. But no. But six.

Like insane. And just a preponder. Just a story that I just didn't even, first of all, I didn't even realize he was on the ballot this year. And then just to see it. And then just to see people coming out and going after Bill Paulian, who was a GM of the Bills during the 90s in the Hall of Fame, obviously. it's just it's just funny and people are really mad about it and i'm just like oh my god it is it is absurd one of the more absurd sports stories um that guy's just had a year man yeah yeah yeah yes i don't even remember how like deflategate and spy gate went down i feel like they weren't that big of a deal

they were they were they were big spy gate more still than deflate gate but they were they were both pretty big deals. Deflategate never, I mean, that was, that seems like I was on Brady. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. Deflategate feels more like it was on Brady than Belichick, but still. I'll give you a chance right now to look into that camera right there. And you call out whichever Hall of Fame vote. You call out the Hall of Fame voters. Tell them to make it right. I don't need to come to Bill Belichick's defense. I think he's doing just fine. This is a new segment. It's where I make Dylan call people out by look. I want you to cut wrestling promos. I assume Garrett's watching this live. He's probably, he probably came and continue on with this day.

He probably, you probably drove home, man. I hope he drives down here and tunes you up a little bit. I kind of want that. He's working on a few more world records. Yeah. Do you have any like, do you have like an untold dude perfect story that you can tell us? Like from just a fun, like crazy experience you had that like people wouldn't know about. Like you, you obviously got to meet. You met Brady. Everybody. buddy. Like the highest of the hot. The one that comes in mind is this was probably I think two years ago.

We were at the Masters and we were doing some content with the Masters that year. And so we got clubhouse badges. And this was Thursday of the tournament. It was really hot. We got up by the clubhouse and we were like, hey, let's go like, let's go inside, have some lunch, take a breather, cool down a little bit. So we walk into the, we walk into the, men's grill and it's like packed and the waiters like, hey, like, it's going to be a while, but there's a cigar room right next door. If you want to, if you want to like go chill in there for a little bit, we'll let you know when it's ready. And so I walked over and like peaked into the cigar room and there was one, two people sitting in there. It was Roger Goodell and his wife.

And Roger was just smoking a stogie. There's TVs on of the tournament, watching the tournament. And like, it was a pretty big room. And it was just them two sitting there. And I was like, yeah, okay, let's go hang out in the cigar room with, with Roger for a little bit. And this was like right, right after we had done our first season of our alternate stream on Thursday night football, which we won two Emmysport. I'm not sure if I brought that up yet, right there. For real. And so he, like, we had never met him, but he was aware of that.

And so struck up a combo and, like, sat there for probably two and a half hours, just us. And Roger and his wife, it could not have been nicer, was like telling us all kinds of stories, very inviting, very, like, just not what I would have expected, like, an experience or an encounter with Roger Goodell to be like, he could not have been nicer and, like, more generous with his time. I'm not kidding, like two and a half hours. We're like, we can't leave. Like we don't want to go back out on the golf course because until Roger kind of like signals, hey, I think we're done here. We're going to keep this going. And it was awesome.

His wife is great, super down to earth. And it was awesome. And then we saw him that a few months later at the NFL draft. And we did, the dudes did announce one of the first round picks. And so we were kind of standing backstage. And he sees us from across the room. He's like, my guys are here. Come on.

Back in my green room. So, like, we went back into his, like, waiting green room with him. And he's awesome, dude. I love Roger Goodell. He's great. That was probably one of the coolest things. That's a good one. That's a good one.

I got a question about the Masters. You guys famously got to play Augusta National with things that weren't golf clubs and golf balls you got to you got to do go do your dude perfect thing on the on the course it wasn't well received by everyone right what were the conversations like at the office amongst the guys when all that was going down and then the the publicity it was getting afterward yeah it was i still can't believe that happened um it it was so weird filming it that day because we were like, it was like a stealth team, like only a few people on the Augustus side knew about it. We had to, we had to like get started.

Like the one role from them was no one can ever know that you were on the property today. Like you can't hold up any members. No one can see you. You can't disrupt anything that we have going on today. And so we were starting on Aymond Corner so whole 11, like 11, 12, and 13. And we started like first thing in the morning. So when the first group teed off on one, we started on 11. And, you know, with like when you're filming, you have a bunch of cameras.

You're trying to get reactions and sound bites with everyone. Like, it takes a while. And we were with Bryson. And so it was just the weirdest feeling like watching these guys throw like nerf balls and kick soccer balls and around a living corner. It felt so wrong. It felt like the FBI was about. to come out of the woods and arrest us.

It was just such a weird feeling. And we got to like 12 green and we still had the part 513th to play. And they were like, hey, the first group that was off is like about to make the turn. You guys either you guys have to hurry up or we have to leave right now. And so we're like under the gun, under the pressure and pulled it off. And it was funny because we did. that project knowing that it could be nixed at the last minute and we would we just had to be okay with that like they were going to show the chairman chairman ridley um once the final video was

done and he ultimately could have been like no and we'd have been like okay yeah like we had to kill it and uh it was like the day before the video was supposed to launch and um the video had just wrapped up i think we did a good job of like uh you know it was a fun one dude perfect style piece of content, but like we woven the master's, you know, history and like the reverence of it really well. And I think we, we, you know, it was a fine line that we had to balance to make it feel like a dude perfect piece of content that kids would want to watch, but also like educational about golf and the masters and the history of the tournament and what makes that place special and all those things. It was a pretty, we ended up really

striking that core. We had Jim Nance do like the intro and the voiceover. So some nice touches in there. I think the video turned out awesome. And the people from Augusta National were like, yeah, we went into a meeting, got out our iPad, clicked play, put it in front of Chairman Ridley. And he just sat there in silence the whole time, watched the whole thing. And the first thing he said after it was over was people actually watch this. And they were like, yeah, a lot of people watch this.

And he was like, all right. And so they're like, thank you very much. We're going to get out of here. And yeah, there was some backlash, I think, from like the golf purists, which I understand we knew was going to come. But I think ultimately it accomplished what both we and Augustin National wanted to, which was this was not a piece of content or a video that was aimed at golf loyalists or purists. This was something that their goal was try to get a younger audience, you know, wanting to watch the Masters and wanting to watch our video and then asking their dad or their mom or whoever to watch the tournament that week.

And like to become a fan of golf, a fan of the Masters. And so to access that audience that we have, we had to do it in a way that felt like dude perfect, not just some like dumb down even burden of anything. And so to their credit, they let us really take a big swing and I think, you know, ultimately it accomplished what we both wanted to do. So it was cool. It was. Yeah. It sounded like you guys were prepping for the bin Laden raid. The way you described it, it's like got to get in. No one considering it's what it felt like.

Guys, we got to get out. They can never know we were here. Are you guys like training for that in a warehouse, like a separate warehouse? You guys were just running through it over and drilling it over and over and over and you get out there, just executed it perfectly. No, I mean, those those things like our team is really, our production team is used to like running gun, doing things quick. Like they're very nimble. And so, um, and we, this is a format we had done before. And so I, we weren't too concerned about it. It just these things take a little bit of time. And we like, the one stipulation was no one can see you guys. And the members that teed off on the first when we, when we started on, on 11, when they made the turn, it was like, pressures on. Like,

we may have to actually go hide in the woods if they get too close. Yeah. kind of thing. But yeah, it turned out great. Did you approach them about it or they approached you about it? I assume the former. Yeah, it was a little bit of both. I know, I had known a few people that worked for Augusta through my time at Calaway that I still kept in touch with. And then we became pretty good friends with a member who basically is in charge of all the digital and social for the tournament.

And so he was basically like, hey, if you guys were ever wanting to do something, what would it be? Like, let's talk about it. And so we were like, okay, let's send him our craziest idea we can possibly think of first. That way, when he says no, the next thing we come back with in comparison won't seem as crazy. And we were like, what's the like most outrageous, like offensive thing we could suggest? We're like, oh, all sports golf at aiming corner. Like doesn't get crazier than that. And he was like, yeah, I think that makes a lot of sense.

God. That's all. That's so great. Chad, I know you got to run. Thanks, boys. I appreciate it. Thanks for hopping on. That was a lot of fun, dude.

Where can we find you? You can find me on X the Everything app, hashtag Chad. Actually, at hashtag chat across all socials. So we'd love to connect, link and build, LinkedIn, Chad Coleman. Hit me up. You're the man. Thanks for doing this, man. be Chad. Thanks, buddy. Catch up later.

We appreciate you. Talk soon. Yeah. Later, man. That was great. That was great. He's a pro, man. It's a good interview there. Great interview. We still got more podcast than I do. I got to talk to you. Fuck. I'm sorry, dude. That was a cool story, dude. Just in a gilly suit. They're just hiding out and waiting for the members to get through.

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Old bankruptcy. Good riddance. Don't say that. Don't say that. That's not Joe's pussy. Yeah, maybe that's why. Do we order shows? No.

That's where, uh, you're your favorite guy. Yeah. Nico. Was that Twin Peaks? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Nice nachos, pussy. A sad day.

It was a sad day. I guess. I think I've only been like twice in my entire life once was with you guys. Uh, no, Twin Peaks. Apparently, yeah. So their parent company, I was looking into them a little bit. It's a little dicey. The CEOs had some, from what I've seen.

seen alleged he's been a there's been some some legal things go check that Wikipedia uh but yeah the parent company's going into bankruptcy this reeks of of private equity um but yeah they're going to do a full reorg they're not closing any stores to my to my knowledge but um i've been told here from an anonymous on slack it says any any waitresses that um lose their job um that we're alleged we're hiring a social media intern and he emailed dylan at washmedia.com so anonymous slack source i guess who who was it anonymous but it says email dillon at washmedia dot com where am i supposed to get beer that's just slightly above freezing you know could probably your fridge put it in a freezer for a little bit that's a good point yeah pool pork nachos though pussy notches pussy

It's not just pussy. God, damn. I could go for a frosty-ass beard. Dude, first Hooters, now Twin Peaks. The restaurant industry is just struggling. Yeah, what's going on? It's because guys like Randy. How's the Tilted Kilt doing?

Tiltz-Lewil doesn't have been around for a while, I feel. I draw the line. I've never been in a Tilted Kilted Kilt. The name is just too much. Catch me at Ohos Locos. I was pretty surprised at how they dressed at Twin Peaks, the waitresses. It has become more scantily class. Quite aggressive.

Will you go to Ohos Locos with me? Like, I think they're like number one Austin beer sales. Not many places you can eat nachos and look at butt cheeks at the same time. Yeah, I don't know if I, I call me old. Not the oldest, but old. Leave a little something to the imagination. Yeah, I was a little bit surprised at that.

Weren't you saying, that's not fair. No, come on. Pull up Ohos Locos. I'm not kidding. They beat Matt's out. Rancho. Crazy eyes? They beat Maddo Ranchos in alcohol sales in Austin. I saw that. It's pretty loco. You know how much tequila you have to move to top metal ranchos? I didn't even know this place existed when I was before I saw this list. Top anything with enough

tequila. It's a sports bar, huh? Yeah, dude. They're just, they're moving product and lots of it. Dude, these ohos are loco. Yeah. That's the thing about it. Yeah, crazy. Look at the, okay, timeout. What is the daily especially ales? Why is there just fireball with the, no one's getting fajita to the fireball. Oh my God. Yeah, they are. Come on.

Dude, those, those marr, the frozen marg with the corona. Those are sneaky really, really good. Dude, I just want to go here and drink cold beers. Where is this place? My Cerva, my sports. More beer, more sports. Yeah, I mean, what more do you need? ingredients, better pizza, a host locos.

I mean, this looks, they have beer towers. This is a scene. Where is this located, Randy? What's the closest one? I bet I'm going to guess I-35 service road. All the restaurants are service-rooted. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, there's three of them.

Yep, I-35. No, there's more than three. There's multiple. My goodness. That's a lot. Go up. Go back up to the very top. Here?

They're just holding sports balls. They have Locos-O-Hos, man. Shorty's got those UFC gloves on. Yeah. Okay. I'll do it quick. I'll try to figure out how many locations they have.

You don't have to. There's a lot. There's more that we thought. I was going to guess three. Let's call it 20 something. That's a lot. That's pretty loco. Crazy eyes.

You're right. Of course I'm right. Why is that ice cold? beer in a mug sounds so good right now. Because it always sounds good. Low-level alcoholism, probably. Probably. But still sounds good.

Maybe just some shots of fireball with my fajitas. Still nuts. I don't want to eat with fireball. Like, fireball, if I'm in a golf course, if I'm in a golf course, I might do a fireball shot. In fact, I probably will, but it cannot be within 30 minutes of me consuming food. No one's doing fireball with a meal. 25.

25 locations. It's pretty good. That's a lot of locations. I'll tell you this, though. After I'm a have a long day at Ojos Locos, I love to go lay my head down at least on my Lisa mattress. That's how I rest. Man, you got that hybrid cooler. I got the legend hybrid cooling mattress.

Yeah. And I've never slept so well in my life. I love this thing. It's kind of one of those things where like when you get the box delivered to you and you take it out and unfolds, you're kind of like, You know, some mattresses take a while to break in. Now, you just lie down on that thing, and it's like, yep, this is the mattress for me. I didn't realize how much a mattress could change my nights until I switched to Elisa. We did that back in the day, too.

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blocking her out like get the i just want to get the fuck out of here Sidney? Enough. Too much Sidney on my timeline. Too much skin. Yeah, I guess maybe I'll unfollow her right now. Yeah, I need to temporarily block her.

What's she been up to? Till this dies down. It's fair. Oh, you're throwing bras on the Hollywood sign? Oh, no. Don't throw bras all over my home. Oh, no. Why is she here?

Dave, uh, Alyssa. Dave Sidney's out on the lawn again. She's got bras. Your car's covered. David, whose bras are these? Cold police.

Sydney came by. I guess I better get another straighting order on Sydney Sweeney. Hey, can I talk millennials real quick? Huh. Yeah. I don't know if you guys have caught on to this, but there's buzz going around,

but millennials of which I am a member, so is Dave. Randy is two. Randy snuck in. Yes. They look younger than generation. older and generations younger than them. So people are comparing, you know, old photos of, like, then 25-year-olds from, you know,

that are boomers and Gen X, and they look a lot older than modern-day millennials. And also, apparently, Gen Z is aging at a more rapid clip than millennials have. Is Gen Z an old PGP writer? Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, no. It's not. Have you guys seen this anywhere?

I've seen it. You brought it to my attention. You looked and I'm curious. I saw this like six months ago. Is that how old this is? It was pretty big a couple, like maybe a year ago or something like that. I saw a theory floated out by Dr. Kelly Reed. It was a board certified dermatologist.

She's a dermatologist. Who practices at Westlake Dermatology in Austin, Texas. This is an article I found. And Dr. Kelly Reed says that Gen Z is more stressed than millennials are. And also millennials are more, they pay more attention to their skin with like sunscreen is a big player in this article. Sure. Gen Z is like anti-s sunscreen and also a more stressed out generation. Why are they so stressed?

probably because the job market. Yeah. If I had to guess. Among other things. Among other things. Probably because they didn't learn stuff when they were going to school during COVID. Oh, that?

This is me. Very stressful. I'm going to be honest with you. I think there's a reason. Vap. All these kids vape. That's listed in this article as well. There's vaping.

So many Gen Z years, vape. It seems like all of them vaping. This article also says they drink more, but that's contrary to everything I've been reading up in Toronto. I've not heard that. We drank a lot.

Yeah, they drink, I think they drink a lot less than me. There's no way, look, I'm not trying to be this guy, but I'm going to be this guy. There's no way they outdrank me from 15 to 18. You're not drinking anymore. But I'm not drinking any less. Exactly. 15 to 18, I was drinking. So millennials are the, that's the sunscreen generation.

You know, and you know what? I feel like there's a, we're probably a little less like, uh, manly. than like our, uh, the boomers. Are we pussies? So like, we're more likely to like ask our wives, girlfriends like, hey, what's you putting on your face there? And I know it's not just men, but like, because I, I, I 100% will be like, ask like, like, what do you got there? She's like, oh, you got a, you got a vitamin C serum. Can I try it? Next thing you know, I'm doing a vitamin C serum and I'm putting it on my face. And now, and look at me. I don't look a day over 38. This article talks about the cast of cheers.

Ted Danson being the star of that show. He's 35. And this picture, I believe. Yeah, that's crazy. And he looks 50. Yeah. I think there was more. Yeah, here.

I hear me the last time. Millennials look fantastic for our age. And you cannot tell us otherwise. And the reason why you think we don't look great for our age is because we have set the new standard of what it looks like to age. And let me give you some examples. I'm 30. I got cat hurl a little bit of shit.

I'm 37 years old and I'm about to be 38 this year. I'm about to give you some examples of what it looked like to be my age back when I was young. Alan Bundy is 39 years old. George Gusanda, 31 years old. Oh my God. Look at this entire cast of cheers right now. Look at them.

Literally, I'm older than every single one of these people in this photo. I'm a full decade older than Kelsey Grammer. If I rolled up to your house and I was like, Oh, I brought my grandpa. He's 35. I'm 37, but I'm literally older than him. These two are both supposed to be 45 in Father of the Brite. Like, there is a world in which all of us, all three of us, went to the same elementary school. And of course, Homer Simpson is exactly the same age as me. So if you see a millennial out here being like, oh my gosh, we look so young per age is because the difference between us and you is so much closer

the difference between us and them. And like, we set like a new standard of aging. So of course, fine, we'll admit. Jane C, you obviously look younger. You are younger. You didn't have to stunt like that. They grew up harder. What about Gen Z, though? Social media. Vapes.

The vapes. I think social media is absolutely stressing people out. They had to be exposed to more chem trails than us, probably. Okay. Think about that. I think social media is a major player here. Player! It's toxic.

Yeah. Big time toxic. it is dude it is man how good was hashtag chad though no one's even listening more after the interview concluded they're like all right he's just it was a good guest he's a really good guest brent rucker tomorrow yeah what a week this is going to be and it has been already i get chad print all during podcast week that's pretty sick that's all we got we'll see uh later today no we won't we're recording today but yeah we're recording today but yeah I don't, it'll be, it'll go live for it.

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