Circling Back - Wrangling Zebras & Male Influencer Mogging

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

Pookie's Jett and Tony P caught wearing the same shirt, Bumble allowing Randy to act first now, Andrew Tate HATES that you cook your own food, the Washington rodeo bullrider who wrangled escaped zebras, soaking Zyns in deer blood, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:32) Jett and Tony P Caught Wearing Same Shirt (22:50) Bumble Pick-Up Lines for Randy (34:38) Fellas, Is It Gay To Nourish Your Body? (41:30) Real Guy of the Week: Washington Zebra Wrangler (49:30) Fellas, Are We Soaking Our Zyns in Deer Blood? (56:45) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for discount on site!) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) TalkSpace: www.talkspace.com/circling ($80 off with code SPACE80) Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale — code CIRCLINGBACK) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen, this call's about business. Business. All right, we're back. Circling back podcast despite the theme music. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. You know, despite what a lot of people are saying, I am not... I don't need to speak for Valentina's Barbecue.

Because I've been their number one supporter, number one fan, just because they're potentially being investigated by the Department of Labor, excuse me, the feds, I don't have to say anything. I have no association with them other than my frequent barbecue needs consumption. And because they have not paid employees in a number of weeks and appear to be under new management and are currently closed, that is not on me.

Not good. I don't know, man. You were kind of the de facto marketing team for them for a little bit. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that. You could be implicated here. Do you think you're in the dossier? Is this like, oh, fuck, I'm in there.

I'm on the flight logs, the Valentina logs. Yeah, are you in their binder of patrons? Maybe. It was that time I placed an order order then waited two hours for my food actually for your food did you tip on the order i don't remember you probably should have because they're not paying their employees yeah i probably should have tipped a lot for what dave is saying yeah that was my last time going there that's tough dude like you don't want the place that you've hung your hat on to be the place that's going down for financial crimes.

Allegedly. Allegedly. You speak so highly on their food. Well, it is gas. It's fucking gas. I don't know if I've ever had it. What? We did it for a Grand X thing at Star Bar once.

I do think that Dave is correct. You've issued the take, Dave, that you think that tortillas should be served with barbecue and not bread. Ooh, I forgot about that. I don't think I can argue with that. It's a strong take. It's such a better thing to have with barbecue. I believe it was right after Fritz

was born. I believe that's what we brought. I wasn't sure. I was like, I hope they like this. It's different. No, dude. The results were... You liked it. Quite positive, yeah. A little Tex-Mex barbecue. Those things go well together.

That is one hybrid in Austin. Austin's a town of hybrid fusion foods. Tex-Mex and barbecue go together quite well. No qualms with that opinion at all. It's kind of a juxtaposition play in a way. Really? Hold on, let's dig into this. We don't need to that's pretty self-explanatory you have the text and then the max and it juxtaposes with the max okay and together it has a beautiful synergy of text max but then within text you also have barbecue whoa there's layers to this shit wow there's levels dude

much like kendrick's diss track yesterday are we gonna dissect all the lyrics no hopefully not all of them should we get james in here to do that for us speaking of dissection dylan chivery um yeah hey very happy to be here uh man i I'm glued to this Deion Sanders situation. This is bad. He's dogging on college kids very publicly on his Twitter account. I'm not here for that. Don't like it. He's a punk.

You're just pro-glazing on the Twitter account of college kids. A head coach. Please pick my school. Come on, man. Hey, I know you didn't choose Texas, but we wish you the best in your career. Come on, man. glazing on the twitter account of college kids a head coach please pick my school come on man yeah hey i know you didn't choose texas but we wish you the best in your career come on man are you a reply guy to recruits no no that's where that's the worst y'all would have put a stop to that a long time ago if you saw me doing that dude that would be so bad no no i don't do that i don't think i there's i mean no offense but like i couldn't do a podcast with you if you

were being reply guy hey come join the longhorn family hook them have you ever dm'd arch before being like hey dude like just want to know like you're well supported down here no no we really want you on this side we even talked about that mural that popped up in east austin that arch mural what is there an arch mural yeah no i'll put it in the group one day it's so bad dude i don't i i muted you oh okay i didn't tweet i think if i was a muralist or was doing street art graffiti would you choose arch manning i think i would do it i would do a little bit of a fucked up face so people talked about it yeah yeah no if you're a graffiti artist you have to do like a

little bit of a messed up thing his eyes are half an inch like that's what all the sculpturists do with like soccer players and stuff they just make them look fucking weird like cristiano ronaldo the ronaldo one is hysterical yeah did they redo it what did they redo it or just i don't know it's so bad they need matted to sew up in there to go off sure oh great hey randy just threw his creamsicle colored iphone what What are you doing? Here we go. Producer week. Starting a little late. Yep.

No, actually, it depends. Randy, do you start your weeks on Sunday or Monday mentally? My weeks never end. I'm always locked in. Okay. Good answer. Okay. That's what we were expecting.

Okay. Randy forgot to schedule an episode out for Sunday. I did not forget to schedule it. I almost made it producer week starting on Sunday, but I decided to end the week on Sunday for Randy's sake. When you did text me that, I was like, oh, no, here we go again. But when you said that, it was like an error on their end. Yeah, I was just trying to make you feel better on a Sunday morning, my guy.

It's okay, though. You also could have just never sent it, and I would have never felt bad. It's true. It's true. Did I stay up too late last night. What? While I was playing video games. I didn't even mention I finished Lord of the Rings last night.

How'd it go, dude? Wait, the first, all movies, or just the first? Dude, they had some good video games associated with Lord of the Rings, too. Did you ever play any of the video games, Randy? I never played them, but I watched my friends play them. Oh, man. They're good. I finished the first one. It's one of those situations. You just go I never played them, but I watched my friends play them. Oh, man. They're good. I finished the first one.

It's one of those situations. You just go over to your friend's house and watch them play? Yeah. Those are the worst friends. You're just sitting in the cuck chair. Do you feel like you've caught the itch? No. Come on, dude.

I'm not even sure if I'm going to keep watching. Just watch number two. I know that's not a popular thing to say. No, no, no. Just watch number two. Come on. I can't believe the guy who watched the first lord of the rings over a five day period broken up didn't really dig it's a three day i watched it in two different two

different you gotta get on you gotta get on the wave though and keep riding dude oh i'll carry on two towers is so lit i'm gonna watch two you've been talking it up i'm gonna watch two towers the battle of helms deep is just like one of my favorite action sequences of all time. It's the Battle of Helm's Deep. Yeah, I hear you. Wait till Legolas rides the shield. He's handy with that bow, I'll tell you. Oh, yeah.

He's nice with it. He's nice with it. Seems to be unlimited ammo. Yeah, he never runs out. It's crazy. They regenerate. Okay, that's cool. Anyway, I will continue on, and I will keep you guys updated on it.

How about that? How about it, Randy? That sounds good to me. Okay. I feel like Randy needs to watch some kind of tight movie that you like that he would hate. You watch Major League for me? You want me to watch Transformers or something? That's not my kind of movie. Oh, Michael Bay don't like michael bay that much randy gives liking michael bay more

than dylan does major league which jason statham movie should he watch cranked fuck yeah i'd go back and watch death race that was good major league i i feel like i've never seen it randy this is not part of the deal. What's Major League for me? Wow, man. Do you have a genre of movies that you just don't like, Randy? Do you like courtroom dramas? No.

I don't know. I'm not... There's nothing I really dislike, but I'm not a big horror guy. Okay. I like... Okay. You just get a clown. I'm not a big horror guy. Okay. I like... Okay. You know... You scared of clowns?

I'm not a big romance guy. You don't like a rom-com? You're more into like... The rom-coms are funny, but... Do you walk on the other side of the street when you see a gutter? So you don't like The Notebook, for example? I've never seen it. Okay.

You're more into like the Step Brothers stuff. I feel like it'd be harder to watch The Notebook now with Gosling in it knowing that he just does bits now and he's kind of sneaky hilarious he's hilarious i feel like i'd be watching the notebook now and just be like okay he wants to laugh so bad right now mcadams was bad in that movie dude it's not all about how the main female lead looks in movies though you know i didn't i'm not even gassing up the movie i'm just saying she looked good i actually i don't think i've ever seen the notebook full through. I've never seen it. I wouldn't mind a dark summer, rainy day.

Make that one scene just hit different. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. What scene? It's a chick flick. It's sopping wet, dude. It's a chick flick. They get sopping wet.

It's a powerful scene. It is, dude. What are they doing? oh they get sopping wet that's a that's a it's a powerful scene it is oh yeah what are they doing making out i think it's more of a profession of love hmm channing tatum he wrote her letters every day and she never got them very sad why was there her mailbox overflowed and the post office was holding their mail? I think someone was intercepting them, if I recall correctly. Fuck yeah. She was on Simp Island.

She got primed. No fly zone. Pretty much, yeah. Wait, why? That's fucked up. Because they weren't supposed to be together, according like family and she was wow her boyfriend her boyfriend was some like i think i remember this correctly yeah her family didn't want them to be together she was cheating why are you glazing this movie he was like a he was like a poor dude and she was like from a you know an uppity family

that kind of they were just trying to get to america on a cruise liner right uh different different movie yeah that's uh titanic it's like a running trope it's titanic yeah what's uh okay different story completely she had a boyfriend the whole time uh no started starting out like he won her over and then like well we can't be together. Okay. Just making sure she wasn't orbiting him or breadcrumbing him. No, no, no. No, I think it started with some love bombing.

There's some real love there, Davey Boy. Whoa, really? Mm-hmm. Hey, estimated time of arrival for Golden Tee is mañana, by the way. Hey. So that's exciting. I don't normally like doing what I'm about to do here but i feel like i've speak on it got no i feel like i have no way of doing this other than this we really need a name for dylan's golden tea venture yes like we i i think dylan and i were talking yesterday unless anything's changed like i haven't come up with

any ideas that i think are actually good same got nothing. I feel like there's something obvious out there we're just completely missing. Dave, you had one idea, right? I had a couple. I actually had a good one yesterday. I don't remember it, though. It wasn't a joke one about golden showers or some shit? I don't get the reference.

Yeah. Is it because you're like... Does it rain in the game? What about golden years? Because I'm old. I had a fan say golden hour or golden hours. Don't hate it.

Then we could use that Spacey Casey song as our theme song. We might have to license it from her. Honestly, any reason to get in touch with Casey is a good one. We could hit her up and be like, hey, golden hour. She sounds better really the famous singer sounds better singing her own song yeah i love her we'll think on it

that album's got very few skips if you have a good recommendation like make it be good don't waste my time like send it my way you can find me on twitter at d chivery what's the plan what are you going to be doing with it what is this show you're you're teasing oh thanks for asking dave it is a live stream of golden tea among other things it's going to be a fun a fun a funsies for everybody situation but it's going to be a center around golden tea okay stream it so if will and i want to start our golden tea journey yeah we won't be doing it on this show. Why not? Because if it's like Dylan's Golden Shower.

It's not going to be about Dylan. It's just going to be. It's Dylan's Golden Shower. It's like, yeah, it's not going to have my name in it. You can hop in. Well, I want to sign up for the handicap system, get a couple rounds in, see where I fall. Because I've never done that before i don't think i've ever completed a round seriously okay and so i think i'm gonna go on

will's handicap journey and uh and just be in the background you'll you'll you'll get the itch man once you start spinning that track david just got that handicap revision newsletter did i get one of those i want a handicap revision 12.5 dude what, dude? I want my handicap to go down via newsletter right now. I need some pops. Let's go, baby. Ooh, yeah. They're saying I'm popping on three. Dude, I got my revision newsletter.

I'm at 11.8, dude. Fuck. So this machine has all PGA. I'm not giving you any pops. Courses. It has PGA courses, yes. I don't know if it has all of them but it has like the heavy hitters i believe so you could sign up for the gen app and get a handicap for your golden

hour your your golden t thing if you want i'm just gonna ignore that question no you can't do that oh it wouldn't make much sense randy one one is virtual golf the gen app i believe is uh reserved for real golf ball golf real ball golf real ball golf not track ball golf no different thing what's cool about it is that like you're playing golf right but you're like indoors i'm following okay so you don't need like a transitional wardrobe for it because you're just always indoors but if you do need a transitional wardrobe i think we should look over to our friends at mugsy that's a good idea you think about that i love that you heard of these guys you familiar with mugsy the most damn comfortable clothing for guys everywhere started by reinventing the jeans game in 2015 now they

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I feel like this rocked you to your core when you found this out. Dude, no, it didn't rock me. If anything, I want these worlds to intersect, and I want there to be some spice uh we've talked about tony p on this podcast he did not poop his pants during a marathon but he's the other guy and then we've talked about jet and pookie and uh randy can you pull this tweet up um they were caught wearing the same shirt at different music festivals this past weekend if you think this wasn't coordinated then you're living under you think the company was doing galaxy brain and they're like all right we need to make sure that these two have the same shirt on i don't think the company coordinated i think these two coordinated no they didn't coordinate

okay what are the chances they're not even close to each other what are the chances they go same shirt same what weekend like around the same time right yeah see i think no dude i think it's like i think i don't think it's like sponsored posts but i think that they got sent packages for like festival season or something and they both selected the same shirt at the same time i figured they could they've they've realized that they could grab headlines no if they went same shirt dude i don't think no offense but like i don't know if i don't think jet's operating at that level of social media at this point i gotta i gotta be honest here tony p is just absolutely body bagging dude he mogged on him dude he look at that he's straight mogged i watched the video where he was trying this on i think he's rocking it with all

birds is he low-key super handsome who's wearing it with all birds tony p tony p well dude i actually if you're gonna to wear Allbirds, doing it to a music festival is not the worst place to do it because you can just cook those things and get it over with, you know? Just a suicide mission for those things. I need to see what Jets got on. So we still got people out here. Dude, you know what he's got on downstairs, dude.

He's got his boots on, dude. He always wears Lucchesi. Are those Paige jeans? Is this a stagecoach play? Definitely Paige jeans. What are you talking about? Who makes that shirt? I fuck with it.

Probably like Revolve or something. I don't know. What's that company we like, Dave? Corridor? Yeah. That could be a Corridor shirt for sure. Tony P says it. He frequently calls it his Miami Vice look.

You understand the show? Yeah. Don Johnson? Yeah. Okay. You understand the show? Yeah. Don Johnson?

Yeah. Okay. Maybe they have the same, like, talent management company. Could very well be what's going on. Yeah. I mean, you know what? Now, I wasn't in on the coordinating theory, but the more I'm thinking about it, I kind of like the black on black. I guess maybe that's like a dark denim that Jet's got on.

I don't. Yeah. I kind of like the black on black. I guess maybe that's like a dark denim that Jet's got on. I don't... Yeah, I think some sunlight might prove that he's doing the black over some real dark blue jeans. That shirt's black? Tony P's got... Yeah. I thought it was dark blue. No, Tony P's just straight hitting him with the white pants. And I feel like the white pants is definitely the move here.

Two different festivals. Stagecoach and Glowfest. Project Glowfest. He got the dual post too. He's got the better caption. Two different festivals. Stagecoach and Glowfest. Project Glowfest. He got the dual post too. He's got the better caption too, Tony P. Is Tony P getting, is he getting the sunglasses bump here by just looking like he's tighter

because he's wearing like a dope pair of shades? Yeah, absolutely. Do you guys have any clothing items that just like scare you that someone else can be wearing them when you go out? I know we get a lot of the same stuff in packages from like row back and stuff.

But if I show up to the golf course, I've shown up to the golf course and been wearing the same polo as someone. It just makes me feel like a dork. As someone who's not very fashion forward. I don't have, I don't have that concern. I think Dylan and I wore the same tux to Mike's or Barrett's wedding. That's a lot.

Yours was dark blue Navy, which is, you're even great. Who mogged? Yeah. That's the question. Did he mog on you or did you mog on him i'm unfamiliar with the term you're not a mogger dude what does that mean guy wouldn't get into mogwarts i mean i looked i looked good in my talk my mind's a classic black tux we had the same cut though it's the same same brand same cut everything is just different color

yeah bargain just means looking better than someone did you go black bow tie yes okay because there's black details on that touch right yeah yeah it's a play you've really flexed on us dude it's kind of like the yin and the yang you understand right it's not it's not quite the yin and the yang i don't think it's like the sweet and the spicy it's just a navy tux david honestly i think your outfit that night had a mommy to it he wants an untraditional color for a tux is all that it does all that happened there really had a new mommy to it dude it was just like it threw me in a tailspin didn't know which way it was up or down i don't like mullet will very much why you're too cocky i'm mogging yes i'm logging on him dude stop mogging he's got nothing well he did the thing look he did the thing okay

dave and i have a similar green jacket and i feel like there's sometimes where i i am like i probably i need to text dave right now and make sure that he's at least okay with wearing this a similar jacket mogging refers to different enough that if we wear them at the same time it doesn't really matter but it's a good jacket for Austin I don't think jackets matter as much what is looks maxing imagine dude come on dude

so mogging is just being more physically attractive than others I got some retail therapy episodes I'm going to send your way we got to learn you up dude I do listen to retail this guy doesn't need a mute though he's got a strong enough jawline yeah that's true I got some retail therapy episodes I'm going to send your way. We got to learn you up, dude. I need to listen to retail. This guy doesn't need a mute, though. He's got a strong enough jawline.

Yeah, that's true. I don't like that Randy's picking up stuff. No, dude. Randy's getting retail therapy coded day by day. I will say that my fashion stuff has gone way up being a producer as retail therapy. Yeah, Randy actually pays attention to episodes now because he understands the words that are coming out of Barrett's mouth. Wow. Looks maxing. Tight.

Yeah, looks maxing is just like i don't know it can involve extreme care of yourself can involve various factors such as height jawline chin hair voice fashion and overall dominance i'm thinking about looks maxing my voice and adding some vocal fry they kind of had me the overall dominance seems like a catch-all it is is, yeah. But does overall, okay. It's just maxing your look. Yeah. Maximize. There's like dudes out there that are like breaking their own cheekbones, trying to like restructure their face and stuff.

Who's the comedian? Tell me that's not a real thing. It is. Breaking it and like reforming it? Oh, yeah. Who's the stand-up that got in trouble? Like people got mad at him a few months ago. Oh, the hot guy?

He's like hot, but he seems like you'd like him yeah i know who you're talking about someone told me about like there's some like good looking like tiktok comedian that also sucks matt rife matt rife he is a very handsome dude give it to him but i didn't somebody come out and say like there was a plastic surgeon sounds like a d lineman allegedly when you google hot comedian and it immediately pulls them up you know you're doing something good you know you're hot yeah his ratio is probably like a juxtaposition play for him which is why he's famous because he's hot and a comedian does does he has he messed with his jaw jawline or cheekbones because dylan i i'm proud to announce that i know absolutely nothing about this after he had his little

contro um it's a very angular jaw Surgeon came out and was like oh I wish I had never done that But I don't know if he was joking or not Whatever Why Surgeon came out The black lung Okay See you later Randy there's some big news specifically for you for me yeah um bumble i think they're doing kind of shitty yeah and so uh i think like

what they've made a change where uh now the ladies who traditionally had to lead the conversation before, now they can put up a prompt and Randy can respond to the prompt without them having to engage in conversation with you. Have you seen this? Is this new? This is a new feature. Yeah, you might need to run an update. I don't know how new it is because they do have compliments. Are you on both? Yeah.

What's the point? Bumble is just not great. I'll be honest with you. Tinder and Bumble are trash compared to Hinge. Well, Randy, because of this change and because I want you to dip your toe in the water, I've asked ChatGBT to come up with some pickup lines for you based on some of your interests. Can I read you seven of the pickup lines that it spit out?

What are you showing us? What does it say? I opened up Bumble from the first time. I started that good, dude. And it gave me a thing. It said, hey, we got a new update. And it's telling me exactly what you're telling me. All right.

Well, I described you to ChatGPT. What's the description? I told him that you like going to Renaissance fairs. Talk about his thick, juicy backside. No, I didn't talk about his thick, juicy backside. I didn't want to make it sexual. I wanted keep it pretty interest-based you know i wanted them to form a connection it's a major selling point though it is it is uh i told him you enjoyed video games uh gardening origami um one of them said are you a damsel in distress because i'd slay

any dragon to earn a smile from you oh he's go pretty tame dog he's used that before surely this says are you a controller because every time i see you make me press all the right buttons oh it's fucking good that's good randy write these down no dave it gets much worse it gets really like i don't like the origami pickup lines are disgusting lay one on us if love were a folded paper you'd be a perfect crane can i learn more about your intricate folds don't like that intricate folds i use that at the bar next time i see someone dude you're gonna get put on a watch list buddy you gotta be careful intricate full this is one that randy i can see randy actually using okay is your name shakespeare because whenever i see you

you make my heart doth verily leap i would never have you ever busted out the old english no come on well in a comedic way i don't even know what that means what that just said your heart leaps dude you own a sword yeah yeah you're damn right i do do you fucking need to embrace kind of is it kind of like weird that your first sword was gifted to you and you didn't like get it bestowed upon you by an authority? No, I feel like your first swords are a pretty thing. My next sword, I'll win in battle. Dude, imagine

not getting your first sword from your consort's father. Could not be me. We know some things about that sword. Not the best. A lot of lies. Alternative facts. Would y'all fucking watch the show it's like we're dancing around shogun over here i had oh i'm sorry i'm watching this is my fault

this is my fault have you even started it have you watched elves and hobbits and fucking fantasy land have you even started for that have you you started it? I'm six episodes in. Okay. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Okay. So Dylan and I are the... You and I are the bottleneck

because I'm a little behind you at this point and I have stopped watching for like the past two weeks. It's dark over here. I paused it for freaking Frodo, man. I've been playing too much FIFA, dude. You watched one movie.

But I feel bad because it's a three-hour movie. I'm the person in the room at all times who you can't talk about Shogun around because I haven't seen it. And I'm starting to really feel the heat. We had sauce in this bitch. We couldn't even talk Shogun. And I'm watching Puck.

Like I got shit, dog. Yeah, you had the host of the premiere Shogun podcast, Oysters, Clams, and Cockles. Oh, man. I had to close the door so I could talk to him. Squad is in disarray right now. Well, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to finish shogun even though apparently the finale fell a little flat for some people which i saw on the to oh wait the north explosions

these aren't my words a lot of michael bay guy okay i wouldn't say i've enjoyed a movie or two of his sure but it's not like my thing people wanted like Battle of the Bastards or some shit. Yeah. That was sick, though. You gotta admit. That's by far my favorite battle scene ever. Really? Battle of the Bastards, even over at Helm's Deep.

Wow. Didn't you say instead of Shogun, you'd rather show Crank? I did say that, yeah. Why'd you... Did you set up the... are the crank turn the lights off where that joke that you just that show is very different if it's called show crank yeah i don't know if i tuned into that one no it shows how they did all the pulleys and stuff on the boat on the ship dude can i get my ship back it's a rope and pulley system yeah you understand

i'll understand i'll say no i know how yeah i understand pulleys and how they work and the purpose it's a give and take play i just put off kind of uh i need to get my shit back vibe that the easy did occ make that meme i don't know it's the dumbest meme but it makes me laugh every single time he just wants to get his shit back dude he's just bringing that energy everywhere torinaga just does not like all the backers are bringing a can i get my forms back energy to the circling back podcast are you a potion because every time i'm you, my health just seems to refill. That's a video game pickup line. That's a fantasy and a...

It's a Fortnite play. I'm going to be... That's all of the above. I'm going to be a hundo with you, Playboy. Don't ever use the word potion. Dude, what about elixir? No, it's somehow worse. Don't use potion.

It's worse. I don't think I'd ever use a pickup line. They're inherently cringy. Did people used to do that back in the day? Here's the last origami one. Actually? You've been reading that book. It's self-aware cringe, though.

You've been reading that book a lot, right? The damsels will know that you're being far. For sure, dude. The damsels will know you're doth-gesting. Yes. The final one was just, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in the folds of your beauty. It's another Oregon.

Again with the folds. I don't know. That's not a thing. No one's described a woman's body with folds. I'm deleting this note from my computer just so no one thinks that I'm like a predator. Potion. Yeah. It just sounds so wizardy.

That's my potion sound. My brother in the arcane arts. Just trying to look for love is gandalf really not coming back is he just gone go you'll see what happened i think so he fell he fell if only there was a sequel readily available to watch he fell into hell basically well here's what happens he comes back but it's james gand. That's me every Sunday, dog. Okay, I'll watch that.

Yeah, it's James Gandolfini. Recast? Yeah. They recast him for every movie. Is he coming back? Fucking Frodo. You'll have to see. It was kind of badass when he went toe-to-toe with the Balrog, though, right? Yeah, but there's no way they're getting rid of that character.

What's this fucking guy? I'm fucking worried about jewelry. He sounds like he doesn't... You like the show. I'm following the show. I mean, I don't hate it. It's okay, have like it's not nerdy to like a movie i don't hate it i just just you know that's just not my my bag you got your nerd guard up take it down player it's i'm fucking doing the trash to watch this shit dylan you i feel like you have like

this thing where you don't want to like it. I want to like it. You're complex. Cause you don't- I gave Game of Thrones a try and I liked it. You like to, you downplay your nerddom. I don't think so. You do, cause you game more than anybody in the office. Yeah, you're a gamer. That's not true.

Yes, you do. That is not true. Yes, you do. And that's not even a joke. That is not true. Dude, I don't know. I've been putting up some real gamer hours lately. You would be playing solo Call of Duty at like 3 p.m. on Tuesday during COVID.

Yeah, I did do that a couple of times. I was definitely playing FIFA every day COVID. Every day. This dude's diving into hell. Yeah, once a week. Spraying democracy, though. Yeah, that's part of my duty. What does big video game need to do

to get the camaraderie back that everyone had during COVID? We need another pandemic. China. We need a release of virus. My biggest regret of COVID is not getting into Call of Duty. It was a fun time.

And Dave's acting like he didn't participate because he absolutely did. Oh, I never denied never denied it i loved it it was fun it was a lot of fun i miss it that's the only way to make friendship after 35 we had the choppers were just singing in verdansk you got your boys over there like 10 buildings away trying to snipe giving away our position you got klein klein ducking in a corner when we're in a middle of a gunfight surviving yeah it's like oh you guys are dead it's extreme vince mcmahon yeah it was four on three klein what do you think oh so you guys were talking hypothetical situations clearly talking directly about somebody yeah we we all died now it's uh

1v30 so let's just go ahead and win this for them. The reason I never got in was because I was worried I was going to be so bad that you guys were just going to hate playing. You got to get reps in. Yeah, yeah.

I get so stressed when I play shooter games. I will say, James and I recently were playing with Dylan and we were like, Dylan has gotten a lot better at Fortnite.

A lot better. You said that? Yeah, you're pretty nice with it now. Choppa's going. He's embraced his pimpness that's true nice dude parks played with sauce last night that was funny it was funny i i left to take stell out i come back in and he's on the headset with with james like okay we just hired james i don't know how this happened but okay go for it james hangs out at the office enough.

I think we just hire him. We can figure out something for him to do. Does he do video? Games. We have him putting that new producer listing up. Well, when Randy goes on his eight-day bachelor party or whatever. Yeah, when he goes on his bachelor party retreats.

I take like one vacation a year. bachelor party or whatever. Yeah, when he goes on his bachelor party retreats. I would just mess with him. I'd take like one vacation a year. Let's talk about talk space instead of Randy's vacation. You're always trying to go on vacation, Randy. Come on. You guys familiar with talk space? Sometimes things get you down. Sometimes it affects your life negatively.

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things about andrew tate but this tweet yesterday was one of the first ones that actually made me like annoyed with the guy it wasn't the human trafficking here's alleged human trafficking okay alleged um i'm just gonna read the tweet that's on the screen right now imagine being a full-grown man being excited by cooking not war not conquest no you get adrenaline from making an omelet fucking nerd chefs are worms omg what if the meat's overdone omg who cares hardly getting knocked out is it hardly what does the last line mean i'll be honest dude i don't really know man this is a this is a good troll tweet i gotta tell you do you think this is tongue in cheek

i don't know because he's he's such an ass that like this this is on brand for him but i don't know if he's doing a bit okay like with this like whole like hyper masculine like thing that's happening in certain sects of people and worlds like isn't hunting and like killing your prey and then like nourishing your body with it like the ultimate like isn't that what like liver king fucking loves like isn't that like what people talk about trying to do it's some it's it's alpha twitter alpha culture is he going to snap kitchen he's uh he is really pivoting he says he eats only for the nourishment is he getting frittatas from snap kitchen and just fucking heating those up he says he eats as quickly as possible and it's only for like to keep him alive basically boy what a what a real boring existence he also says he also says that um he doesn't have sex for pleasure sex is only

for uh reproducing i respect okay i respect that that's a good bit he also has a good bit he also has zero children okay so oh okay so has he tried it sex for pleasure i don't know i would assume he's tried it he was so not he was disgusted by it. Like, where's the baby? Like, what am I doing? This guy is, sadly, like, he has so many, like, loyal followers who just take every word that he says. 9.1 million of them. Oh, that's more than I thought. Is it just a bit we don't get?

Are we not in on the bit? The alpha culture loves him like you know that guy we made fun of like the rucksack guy the the grind mentality guy sure that's like an he's an andrew tate guy like that's it that's the that's his demographic i'd never heard of andrew tate till a couple years ago and i i'm astonished that he has uh had the staying power was and even was in jail in europe was he originally a ufc guy i think he's still under house actually fight i believe he's i don't think it was ufc but it was kickboxing i don't know what level he was at i got the tweet that dylan's referring to here sex is for making children any man who has sex with women because it feels good is gay okay okay hold on i gotta say this is good oh you like to feel good oh you like to sex with the women oh does that feel good i've never thought that having sex with women make you gay but here

we are he makes a compelling argument also cooking don't yeah you want to know how you know i'm gay i love cooking i'm so i i enjoy making food for people i do like his fifth line there that's kind of that's good work fucking nerd cool why don't you retweet it chefs are worms retweets aren't endorsements well you should start stealing that tweet this one yeah yeah maybe i'll just start maybe i'll just start tweeting out andrew tate tweets see if it hits the same coming from you i just don't think it will you do you do you're mogging now that's true it's true like cooking dude's not like that's how you prepare food i want a burger right now. Yeah, is he just ordering?

Did he just overcome? Is he just doing takeout for everything so we don't have to cook? Yeah, but if he doesn't eat for flavor and stuff, does he even get cravings? He's just above cravings. He overpowers his mind. He just bakes chicken with no seasoning just to get the protein? I could definitely see him being a guy that just has a fridge full of chickens. Like Dan.

No, Dan's got a tub of guacamole and an entire rotisserie chicken. He just demolishes it at his desk. We should put up a sign on a bunch of light posts around the office that just says Dan's going to be eating a full chicken with a guacamole and just get a crowd around him. He also kept like a big five pound tub

of protein powder on his desk at all times. That was tight though. No, it was a crazy flavor too. Glazed donut. It was glazed. I mean, that is a, look, Dan is a caricature. That sounds delightful delightful a glazed donut flavored protein does sound

it does sound like it'd be pretty good god my favorite dan moment from grand x there's a million but the one one of them that sticks out was just like i think carter was asking him questions about the logo that he wanted done for sup's dog where the bear was spiking the football that was a rebrand for too much dip no but what was the other one the one that micah has my backdoor cover oh backdoor cover yeah and like i didn't i wasn't privy to the original design ideas and just hearing it all unfold i was like this is fucking tight this is so damn this is so cool a bear can we just can we just have ricky just make that ricky's listening we just have Ricky just make that? Ricky's listening.

Ricky, can you just make a bear spiking a football on the ground? Just give it to Dan? Like, here you go, man. We can have Brett do it in like 16 seconds. No. Brett is so into AI. He's doing it from his phone now. Just send it.

Oh, that's too far. He was Mondoing yesterday and sent me an AI shoey photo of Mr. Rogers. Did you see that Instagram now has an AI feature inside the app? Yeah, that's what he was doing it with. Oh, really? Why does it pull up when you just want to go search for something? Because they want you to use it. I don't like it. It makes me think I'm going to do something wrong.

Yeah, I was trying to find a video yesterday for Will, and then it like generated an AI image of what I was trying to find. Like, no, no, I'm trying to find a specific account, but it's annoying. Has anyone ever used the Twitter? What's it called called gronk or something it's like a twitter ai it's like grok right no i'm not gonna use that dude i'm no one's grokking i'm not grokking i'm gonna grok right now it's a premium plus play yeah i'm just not a. It's a premium plus play. Yeah, I'm just not a premium plus boy. No.

Can I give an award to my real guy of the week? Sure. You guys familiar with zebras, the animals? Uh-huh. Striping guys, right? Yeah, they usually live in like, you know. The plains of Africa?rica yeah we got a bunch in texas all on rich people's ranches exotic game ranch yeah i think that's like as cool as you're

gonna get if you go to like a texas safari well a bunch of zebras got loose in washington straight in the swamp not that washington dylan city of the state state and uh they had to hire a uh a rodeo bullfighter to help wrangle the three zebras let's fucking go is this guy the coolest fucking dude in washington imagine just being tasked with that it's like hey dude we got to catch these zebras out here you're a bullfighter right that hell yeah brother i'll say this if this guy shows up to the dick saloon every single drink is on me physically on me literally body shots oh just whiskey off my body okay yeah he probably under that like can. Can you imagine just Dylan texting and driving down the highway while this dude's just going after it?

That's some real alpha shit. Not the Andrew Tate tweet. This guy can't even fathom the fact that he almost got stomped out by a bunch of horses once. I know that story sounds ridiculous. I was scared for my life it was absolutely terrifying oh i get it does it still like make your heart skip a little bit when you talk about it no but it does take me back to that moment where i was like this could be it

they could clobber my brains out at any moment don't take me back i had to dive into cactus to evade them. I came out with a million needles stuck in me. It was terrible. It sounds like Dave during his common street drug. It was a tough time for me. It was a real tough time. You ever dive into cactus, David, intentionally? Yeah. You know, I don't think I have.

Came out looking like fucking Hellraiser. I stepped on one once. I've never lived it down with my buddies. You ever trip over one outside a Vegas hotel room? Yeah, you ever do that? No, I haven't. I did blow out my flip-flop. I'm on Cactus Watch in two weeks, aren't I? Stepped on a pop-top.

You are. Be careful, man. They'll get you. They'll jump up and get you. I'm going to do a dude with a sign outside of the sphere, like band Cactus in Las Vegas. Can't have it. I don't think it's that big a problem.

A big player on my Explore feed lately. I'm getting served slow motion, high quality videos of people getting demolished by bulls in like a bull ring. Like slow-mo, like the best quality camera you can own. Yeah. And there's just somebody like – Just getting smoked. And they think they can jump over them or they can – they just have to do like a little pivot and it ain't working.

And so I'm watching people's like rib cages get absolutely demolished, just crumpled. Would you do the running with the bulls in Pamplona? No. July. Don't need to. I just looked it up. Let's go. Don't they kill the bull at the end? I would absolutely do it. Yeah. Don't need to. I just looked it up. Let's go. Don't they kill the bull at the end?

I would absolutely do it. Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad for the bull. Yeah, they kill him. I would do it. I'll do it right now. I would probably do it. It'd be so fun.

I'm at the front, though, with all the narps. I got my horses in the back. Right. These are bulls Yeah No I just want to do it For the vibes and the outfit

Yeah the outfit's dope Do you think this guy Requested beer for his man And whiskey for his zebras He should keep one Is that how the song goes He should get to keep one If he saved all their lives

What are you going to do With a zebra Vibe Looks like they're A lot of trouble Zebras Yeah they're just like stripy horses they're little they're little horses yeah they're just fucking they just chill they're just fucking yeah they're just kind of zany horses dude there's extra as fuck you get an ag exemption if you have a zebra i don't know let's look that up okay might be worth it what were we gonna get a kangaroo

yeah we talked about we put in a call didn't we no i emailed him we did our homework during the last episode of touching base so uh why did we want that i don't know if i get the email back was that when that dude like threw like a nasty right cross on that one that had his dog yeah that's when they were piecing each other up. He got, he like fist fought a kangaroo and for some reason we're like,

well, we should own one. He squared up with him. Yeah. Straight up. He didn't know what to do. He'll be tight. He's a good Shane Gillis

part of his new standout. It'd be tight to have a kangaroo just rolling with you on 6th Street. Yeah. Go to Buford's to watch a game and he just clears it out.

Yeah. With tiny-ass arms. It's got to be a chick magnet, no? Kangaroo, I don't know. Kind of stink. It was a small one. Kind of stink. They can get pretty jacked, which will make you look kind of puny.

That's true. General you. They just walk around bowed up at all times. Yeah. They're ready to squawk. They're kind of a problem on 6th Street, actually. They're kind of asking for smoke. Are there any that are big enough to where I could just hang out in its little pouch?

No, they don't get that big, Dave. Like we go into the bar and I just kind of pop my head out. Like, what's up, guys? I'm here. We could just put you in an Uppa Baby and it could just carry you around. That would be tight. It just wears me like CT wore bananas. Exactly. My feet are dangling does that give the egg yeah no yeah no i was kind of into dave but i saw his

feet dangling when he was getting carried around by the kangaroo and it was just like giving child yeah the kangaroo was carrying me around. Yeah, that was true. I understand where the ick is coming from. It's giving child. Yeah. Yeah. It was. It's giving toddler. I have enough children in my life.

Nah. They're cute, though. Kids or kangaroos? Oh, both. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stamps.com.

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question what's the common use of deer antler spray like what is it what is it intended for i think it's just getting diced up no like, like, is it... Okay, what's it made of? We'll start there. Deer antlers? Deer antler, yeah. They grind it up in a Vitamix. Like, really? I have no idea what the stuff is.

Why is it called that? Wouldn't know, never touched the stuff. Did look into it, again. I honestly, at one point, was like, well, this would be an easy way to up the gains. And then I read it doesn't do anything. Okay. Do you have an answer?

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renders it a very powerful nootropic even more when reacting with nicotine. Nutrient dense and saves the digestive system energy. Like a battery.

It's been community noted. It says do not soak zinn in deer blood and put it in your mouth there are multiple diseases that can transfer from deer to humans recent studies show that chronic wasting disease a deadly virus or disease has the potential to spread from deer to humans bro i had chronic wasted disease a few years ago it was a rough time got it i appreciate how my boys helped me pull through it was a tough time for dave you remember that dylan i remember that yeah you couldn't you couldn't stop i was just smoking chronic wasted all day when people do this when people say just outlandish shit like this and they try to get all sciencey it's just like

where did you learn this and what what's your background you know i'm a dumb guy and even i knew like okay you should not put wild animal blood into your mouth straight into your your bloodstream i'm smart enough to know that there's not like a you know it's not an hiv play per se like such as but there are other things de Deers have ticks too. It's going to be like 2015. Yeah, dude. My buddy Connor actually started COVID-23. He soaked his zins in some turtle blood and transferred to him.

COVID-23. He did it on purpose though so he could play Call of Duty with his voice. No, dude. He leveraged the markets pretty well during that time. He kind of made a fucking killing on it, honestly. Randy, what would that 23 mean in COVID-23? Actually renamed St. Bart's after him. It would mean the 23rd variant of COVID for sure.

That's what I mean. Sure. You laughed me out of the gym when I said that. I did. Jerk. Dude, it's because it started in 2019. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that, Dylan.

That's facts, dude. Dude, will the next pandemic be in 2019. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that, Dylan. That's facts, dude. Dude, will the next pandemic be made in the muscle farm labs? Like not the lab in China, the Wuhan lab? What are some other ones? Are the pre-workouts? Insane labs? Insane labs, America labs.

Dude, that's ground zero. That's where the next one comes from. There's just some dude's garage. Fauci's just trying to get yoked. It's a dude who wants to get yoked and wants to shut down the world, so he has an excuse to just do nothing but lift and play solos. Zen. It's kind of giving Dylan, honestly. It sounds tight.

It's fucking sick, dude. Dylan Fauci over here. We have fun. There's some funny replies to the tweet, too. What? I won't read them. Why? One of them mentions the R word, which is not funny,

but people are normalizing it again. Shit. Don't normalize it. I'm not the one doing it. Stop normalizing it, though. Looking Randy over here at this black eyed peas thing. I got a feeling?

I know what you're saying. I got a feeling. A lot of controversy. A lot of people reaching out to me about your show yesterday. Yeah? How many? About what? Three.

There were some scoring allegations being tossed around early in yesterday's Do You Know It? A Game Show podcast beyond the paywall. Yeah. You misspell someone's proper name by one letter and you get 25% of the points. I actually don't think you should have gotten points for that. I respect that. It's a spelling play well i guess you're just gonna have to listen to find out folks it's all right it's okay i could see the way it was going when you were giving out uh wiping confetti points

that's because he was sitting next to you yesterday was probably my least favorite episode of do you know what i've ever been a part of 2009 notably shitty year for music oh great year for music awful year great in hindsight one of the worst blame it on the alcohol was a certified bob yeah but are you sure it wasn't pour you a drink yeah by usher like you're positive shut the you know you can't mix usher and t-pain up there's there's bad blood there that's true he told t-pain he ruined music i actually uh dipped my uh big old hooter in that bad blood and i threw it in i got a top deck right now i was top titties on that's bad boy shit yeah hell yeah ilined it. Because baby, now we got dear blood. I don't have any other lyrics for it.

Do your dance. Which one? You know the one. This one? You shake titty? The shake my titties one? How's that not been clipped? It didn't bring a clip.

That's not good content. No, there's something to it. Randy used to make gifs all the time and now we don't have any GIFs. He's kind of given up. Dude, the GIFs were really popular, Randy. If you request a GIF from him, he'll come through with it. It's true. Let's make some today.

I probably still have like five GIFs that I could upload right now. Oh, wow. But you're just not doing it. I could upload them. Fucking Randy. All right. I could upload them. Fucking Randy. All right. I'm going to leave. Didn't mean to hit that one.

Good to hear that sound though. Shout out Barry Rigby. Yeah. I do have a Wilmont's hat idea that I've been tossing around lately. So keep an eye out Keep an eye out Bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening I like to turn up There's a crazy event happening

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Dave's wearing a Roback right now. You guys are going different waves right now. Dave's on that classic grind. Dylan's on his party boy grind. Randy's also wearing a Roback. Shorts on, too. Rolling with the Robies. That's right.

Squad loves Roback. Squad loves it. Yep. Honestly. Yeah. I like to just chill in their hoodie. No undershirt. Just straight to the skin, man. I'm more of a chill in the pullover.

Oh. No undershirt. The crew neck one. Yeah. Crew neck is dope. Yeah. It's a goaded lounge material. It is.

They got it all. It's just popping off over there right now. They just released a fish taco one, Dave. Dave? The Mezcal one, too. Did you see that one no oh dylan's got a slide up in that oh yeah okay i didn't know that a mezcal one yeah yeah okay i might do a little shopping check that email okay interesting okay dang they do have some how do they put out mesquite at all times this is you know what i'm waiting for damn they have a wisteria might be uh talking out of turn i need the robat crew sock the color of the mescal is i would trust the hell out of their sock dude

oh they got swim trunks now and they're awesome with the with the liner the liner is really good it's a good line i know it's not that it's not that net that netting that trash oh god don't even get me started the worst washed 20 it's a new code washed 20 will get you 20 off at checkout one time use code something's great the circling back podcast timeline oh god i don't know is it hot dog related like what what is it i don't really know Everything's great. It's the Circling Back podcast timeline. Oh, God. I don't know. Is it hot dog related? Like, what is it? I don't really know.

It is. How would you make an assumption? Play it with audio. You know what happens when you make assumptions? Hey, Ricky, I know you made this, my friend. You got to watch it. What is it? You got to watch it.

Play it with audio. I don't get what this is. I don't want to play it. Can someone explain to me what this is? Oh, it's a glitz gritty. Locked in, let's get is? It's a Gliz Gritty. Locked in, let's get it. It's a Glitty. Which one of y'all tweeted it?

You might have noticed I was distant for the first 30 seconds. It was a rollback ad. I can't send any circling back tweets. You got locked out? Yeah. That's weird. They banned me. They added El Gliz to Fortnite?

That'd be sick. It wouldn't. No one would use it. People would be really confused. You don't think people would play as a hot dog in Fortnite? I don't think so, no. No, they would. No one knows.

It'd be so funny to see you get shot and the bullets just go through you. You're fine because you're a hot dog. You regenerate. Yeah, the organs are all grinded up. They're all over you. Yeah, you've got like every piece of organ in you. That's a fair point. Yeah.

Can we just get on with our weekends and fun? How about that? Hey, Dylan, I have a question for you. Okay. You do anything fun this weekend? I have some things planned, yeah. Really? Two baseball games, in fact.

Little League baseball games. One Friday evening. I'll have the little guy all weekend because his mom's out of town, so I'm really excited for her. Saturday morning 9 a.m damn got a bunch of family coming in for that gonna hang out with some fam and then I'm going up uh to freeze residence way party popping off the ponies are running derby the Kentuckyby david you're gonna bring any of that shit a crypto i'm bringing crypto and my son please if you guys are gonna smoke crypto just do it in the garage all right all right it's separated from the house so just go over there and just smoke the crypto they're

extracting that shit from the internet yeah so that's my saturday i'm looking forward to hanging out in your front yard hopefully what's the weather doing I'm looking forward to hanging out in your front yard. What's the weather doing? I'm too scared to look. Okay. You know what? We've dicey before. It's fine.

And then my Sunday is pretty open, actually. So I don't know. It should be a fun weekend. I don't have a ton planned other than those things, but I'm looking forward to it. 40% chance of precipitation, at which point the party might get canceled. If it's actually going to rain during the party,

it's canceled. You're not canceling the party. Humidity, 69%. I'm showing up no matter what. Dylan said precipitation. You ever watch the derby at a bar? Yeah. What would be like the best bar to go to for a derby?

I think it's the, I don't know. It'd be fun to go to Bob's. We got all that horse racing shit all over the walls. I'm seeing mostly cloudy, 24% chance of precip. Whatly cloudy? 24. That's what I'm saying. Why are we doing 24?

Because big weather, dude. Come on. 25 looks too obvious. Looks lazy on their end. It's true. Good good point looks like they're not doing any analytics yeah 24 is it's a little too on the nose okay okay i'll be there too rain or shine i'm gonna be there i don't care if you're raining i'm canceling i'm just putting that out there come on you've got uh tree coverage it's got to be pissing though. Yeah.

Why don't you just buy a tent? Rent a tent. Like a big tent. I don't know. I'm stressed about this party. I kind of put it together and invited everyone without even thinking about it. Are you going to provide finger foods? Yeah.

So I think I'm actually going to go pretty big. There's talks of a fajita tray. See, now that you've brought that out you can't cancel i know i know um there was talk of a nugget tray nug tray got canceled and so uh i tossed out hey what if we thought fajita um and so i i'm currently trying to you know figure out how many pounds to order. Do you hear what he's saying? Are you paying attention? He's getting a tall track. I'm giving the gift of fajitas to people at my house. I've been a whore since he told me yesterday.

Yeah. If the weather is bad, it just turns into a fajita party and we're still in business. It's true. It's true. I won't be live smoking the fajitas in the house, though. So you guys still can't smoke crypto in the house and think that the fajita smoke is going to outweigh it. We'll go down the street.

Rosie's got a weird aversion to crypto smoke secondhand. I get it. What's her problem? It's digital. She's just got to build up a tolerance for it is all. Secondhand crypto smoke is powerful, too. Facts. Oh, we've got our second-to--ball practice saturday oh man don't cry because it's over oh that's gonna be sad he really likes it

he's starting to they're starting to the team's starting to really become friends bond oh starting to see like them kind of goof around a little bit. That's cute. Yeah. I don't want, you know, two more practice. I don't want it to get rained out either. Are they going to win the chip? You know, they're not keeping score. They're not. Okay.

So probably not. There's not a chip on the line. Does he throw a big old plug in before he goes out in the field? Oh, yeah. We offered Big League Chew, and he was like, kind of laughed in our face. It's like, okay. Okay. He's just doing the skull long cut. That's good.

Yeah. That's a good starter. That's what I said. He's good at spitting. I saw him warming up the other day with three bats, and he just spit straight into this little tiny metal container, and it made a ting noise. Ting.

So swag. It was pretty tight. So swag. His little baseball pants have a little circle worn into it. Yeah. Dude, why does he put all the tacky shit on his helmet? it was pretty tight so swag his little baseball pants have a little circle worn into it yeah dude why does he put all the tacky shit on his helmet

you can barely even see the logo he's throwing junk that's sick dude because he had a problem like those first couple outings like his fastball he's got the velocity

he just wasn't moving but now he's kind of figured out like well you can't get a grip on it without like a little dirt you know right he lost there's already been two kids on his team out for the year he's not he's not afraid to to brush you off the plate too i heard you go up and down on you yeah broke a kid's

hand the other day that's his strike zone not yours you got to set some boundaries for the batter yeah you know yeah you understand right i understand i totally get it yeah uh he actually has a b-day party um before your party so we'll be his birthday it's not his oh he made the first though he does kind of think that though every time we tell him he's like no it's not been kids do be like that yeah kids are cool kids rock uh and then you know gonna be big sports weekend maybe we'll have a we're gonna have a game six no matter what happens we're going to have a game six, no matter what happens tonight. We're going to have a game six

in the Mavs. Clippers, John. We're going to, it's going to be big. Going to be big. Tonight's a big one, man. We've got a 630 puck drop and then the Mavs tip off

at like nine, nine-ish. Oh, dude. So, I'll be cool tomorrow. Put your whoop band on for tonight. I want to see. Oh, my God. I should, I honestly kind of wish i had done that i wish i was still doing a whoop for the uh put it on i want to see what your heart rate does there it is other than throwing a banger what are you doing my mom's coming to town which is part of the

reason i'm throwing a banger um yeah she's coming down to see the kids and so uh it's time to get a dinner off on friday night it's gonna be steak night you know your boy's gonna be absolutely feasting on some steak and some garlic mashed potatoes or i don't know you guys want to call it right now should i go with garlic mashers or should I go with a loaded baked potato? Garlic mashers for sure. No question. But when it's a baked potato, you get all the toppings and the fixings and like the way that they all. If it was twice baked, then I would hear an argument.

I think I would go Beepo. I like, I kind of want the Beepo more. I'm back in on them you know that right yeah you made an announcement i took some time off too exciting i dabbled with sweetie pose but i'm back in on baked potatoes i might go no bacon on the load of baked potato because i just think it's a little much when already having a steak you know i don't need that much that's just a lot that's too much yeah so we'll see and then yeah saturday just all prep dude um how many beers do i need to get how many people you can be like a dozen dudes

there probably a zillion at least like 400 beers i think okay okay there were 13 drank at fritz's birthday party yeah but that's a i was two of those that's a three-year-old's birthday party this is a derby party okay here's the next question i have for you guys uh in terms of cocktails uh given the proximity to cinco de mayo i'd like to offer a margarita option um you have a machine i did purchase a margarita machine it famously does not work and is uh just out at micah's place it'll mix it it's a good mixer it's true it will mix it's true um but like how do i do large format margaritas at the party you have to just you can't be squeezing a bunch of limes you know all right i know i got see i gotta go to i gotta go to central market like right now and get their lime juice yeah call it

a day don't don't do a pre-mixed situation because it's all sugar no i but but like here's the thing dog like i have to do like a pitcher or something you can get the no get the lime juice yeah yeah i'm not yeah i'm not doing mix so i'm talking no no i'm but i'm gonna pre-make like the yeah i got you the ish i don't know dude i get stressed before parties uh just out of this do we need to bring our own deer blood for the margaritas i'm pre-soaking uh the zins right now okay fuck yeah yeah i have a whole array do a little swirl in your marg though think about that deer blood swirl yeah yeah a little dot deer blood dot for the boys little uh free deer blood floater does blood float hard to say don't know who's to do a pants beer at the party?

Ooh. We'll see about it. Are we going to do some sort of gambling? Are we going to have some juice going? I do think we need some kind of juice. You want some action? I think we need to all write down horses on a piece of paper, throw something in the pot,

call it a day. We'll see. Dylan will do a pants beer if he wins. Yes, I will. Okay. I can't because I'll have my son with me. I can't explain that one. I'll have my son with me.

You're bringing Parks? Yeah. Kids are invited. Okay, don't do it then. Dad, what is... All right, do you want the names of the horses? Do you want the names of the horses? Yeah. I think Dylan needs the first one.

Why? Is it hot dog theme? No, it's door knock. Oh, yeah. We talked about this one too much, Dan. Oh, you did? Yeah. Sierra Leone, Mystic Dan, Catching Freedom, Catalytic.

Okay. What? Did you guys choose horses? No. No. Forever Young. There you go. Sally's going to pick that one.

Track Phantom's kind of sick, dude. I like that. Are you kidding me? Is Brett going to go with West Saratoga? That's a terrible horse name. We haven't gotten Brett's horse takes yet. Dude, he always has a flawless plan, and it's never worked out. Never worked out.

He lost me hundreds of dollars last year at the uh kentucky derby i might go society man oh wait a minute yeah i'm all in on epic ride i think you should go with mugatu it's good these are good it's a zoolander play that's all we got voicemails launching tomorrow bye all we got. Voicemails. Launching tomorrow. Bye.