Circling Back - Wrigley Field, Buzz Ballz, & Jonah Hill Wants All the Smoke | Circling Back 8-3-26

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circle Back podcast. Monday morning. My name is David. Hello. Welcome to the show. I'd like to introduce a guy. He needs no introduction.

You've probably seen him around town. You've probably seen him on his viral Instagrams. He's the frozen drink reviewer guy. It's Randall Trembacky. Hi, Dave. I wouldn't say they're viral yet, but they will be. Vival. Vival. Viol.

We'll see. Hey, two in the books, three more to come. Wow. At least filmed. Different locales? Yes. Well, two different locations. And I might have been harsher on the third location.

Let's just say. That's a tease. That's a tease. How have they reached out to you yet to like, um, Hey man, we really appreciate it. We want you to come back. We want everything to be calmed. When does that happen?

And what point of influencing is that? I think you have to have at least, what, three, three-ditch, six-ditch, I guess, followers? Yeah, how many followers do you need before you can start demanding it when you can be, like, a real ass about it? Because remember that? That happened, like, a couple years ago. There was some, a lot of people got put on blast. Some Austin influencers got put on blast for, like, going up and being like very like diva-ish.

Yeah. And I really need that for you. That's as influencers everywhere. I feel like Will could probably be at this point with that. A diva? He could be a diva with the scariest, one milly. If he was doing reviews and stuff. Hey, the Austin Eater guy is, uh, I don't know if you listen to every episode,

but he's very much aware of us. If you want to get him in here, maybe pick his brain a bit. Ooh. I thought you were the Austin Eater. Like I eat like food? What do you mean? Well, you're very health conscious. Yes, I am.

I try to be. Here's the thing. You said it's my influencer side quest, and I can't combat that. But I'd have no, like, desire to be an influencer. You're just doing content. You're in the arena. Yeah. I just like Frozen's.

I'm like, well, I could do this. You found something that you love and you can review it. You were doing the reviews for us in the office. We're like, you should probably just record this. Yeah. We reviewed some buzzpubes. balls more on that later in that episode i might have one this thing's freaking i might have one here a bit you're not you listen you're just not going to do that i mean i'm sorry to call you out

in your bullshit but you're just not going to do that don't shivery me i'm pretty stoked to be here it's my only it's my only episode this week my only regular episode this week i'm leaving town tomorrow i'm sad about that and having fun with you boys in here you know mixing it up doing our thing Hey, real quick. Okay, real quick. I'm just going to drop a quick rowback note in here real quick if that's all right with everybody.

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We're like literally in the month that college football is starting. Dude, can you? It's crazy, right? Dude, man. We have to college football. Oh, man. I'm so freaking. stoked. Me too.

Oh. I was just like, I'd like to go into like hyper freeze and just, you know, be cryogenically frozen until that first kick off and wake up and like, oh, fuck. Let's go. 26 days away. Yeah. Well, actually, that's it. I don't know if the first game's on Saturday.

You might be on a Thursday. I don't know. Either way. TCU, TCU onk again. Yeah. I think that's the one that's in Ireland. Don't quote me on that. We got to stop doing games.

over there. Sorry, I'm against that. I don't mind as long as it's not my team. That's fair. If it were my team, we don't need that. You're saying how... Time zones. You're saying how serious programs don't play on week zero.

Weren't you saying that? I think historically that might have been true, but that seems to not be the case of these lately. Also on Thursday nights, you're also saying something about that? Who plays Thursday night? They're a college game. games on Thursday. Yeah, I know there are, but I'm asking, like, are you saying that because there's specific teams playing that you're trying to, like, paint me against? That's actually, no, that's actually a take I've had in the past. I was just trying to, I was just trying to put

that shit on here. I mean, like, Georgia doesn't play on Thursday. Dude, I like college football so much. I don't care. You could put, like, two teams I've never heard of how I freaking watch it. Ohio State's not playing on a Thursday. Dude, I would not only watch it. I would freaking gamble on it. Oh my God. What? Yeah, and I would, like, side on scene, not even like, looking at, like, the roster. I don't even need a death chart. I would just, I would just blindly bet on it. I don't give a fuck. I didn't know you were like that.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, shout's to Marcel Reed, though. They could put college football games on like Tuesday morning and I would watch. I would take off work, dude, seriously. Seriously, I might too. Like fire me. I don't care.

I'd quit my job. I don't care, dude. If they were playing college football 24-7, I would honestly just quit my job and just bet blindly. Yeah. Seems risky. A little bit. Yeah. I don't care.

I just fucking love it, dude. That's how much he loves it, Randy. It literally cannot get here soon enough. Yeah, I mean, it's, this is the month. I'm going to need something to get me through this baseball season. I don't think it's going. Are they sliding? Our boys.

I got swept in Houston. Oh, man. You can't let the Stroes get you like that. They've got the hottest player in baseball. He's on. He's something. He's mashing. We'll see if he keeps it up.

Start of the year bad, too. Good for him, though. it was weird he was mashing it was like he knew what was coming okay he's just a really good hit I'm just saying like his perceptions right not because like there was some

they were utilizing technology to like okay okay that's not what I'm saying at all I'm just saying he's not saying he's not saying he's not saying that he was like seven whatever he did he just destroyed us you're good for him I had a question about that because I brought it up

because I was explaining the whole trash can situation to Megan so was there actually buzzers underneath their shirts i don't think that was never approved but there's heavy speculation wasn't it proof what didn't they think the buzzer was in someone's butt no that was in you're thinking a chest yeah okay wasn't the buzzer in like a ball that had alcohol on it and it was not that good 15 percent well there's the clip of altouvae who uh hit a walk off i don't know

it was a home run or base it but he he crossed his home plate and he's grabbing his jersey like this and he's like, don't take my jersey off. He's like telling him, don't take my jersey off. And so speculation is that he had like some kind of device under there. I can't imagine a player his caliber having a device. You cheating, son of a gun. I cannot imagine that. Okay.

His numbers went down to after the scandal. So the trash can was definitely confirmed the buzzers never were. I believe that's what, yeah. You know what, though? They kind of did as a favor because, like, I mean, go look at what the Dodgers did. I'm always beating them. Why even like compete? Why even compete?

Why even get my hopes up? Why? I don't know, man. Yeah, that's, oh, yeah, cool. You're in first place. Yeah, go, yeah, go, yeah, go on, man. What's the point, all for not? Look at the Dodgers.

What are we doing, man? What are we going to do? What are you going to do? Beat the Dodgers? Yeah, dude, our lineup that puts up like two runs a game. Oh, we already have a trillion in payroll. Let's add Tarek's scoo ball to it. Okay.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, go make a run. Yeah, this is your. year to beat the Dodgers. It's not actually a trillion, by the way. I just do that number out there. I'm not, Matt.

I'm not on the anti-Dodgers thing. I'm like, damn, that's annoying. The Yankees's been doing this for, I don't know, decades. Yeah. But parody in baseball is lacking. My crazy, we're not going to get the answer here. We're not, we're seamheads, but we're not total seam heads.

I just feel like somebody could have offered a better package to, like, another team. Like, I feel like, you know what I'm saying? Like, the hall for the tigers. You thought they got fleeced? I'm not saying they got fleeced, but I'm just like, a lot of times, maybe I don't follow farm systems enough. The Rangers have like the 26th, 27 best farm system in baseball. We lost it.

It's not good. We used to be top 10 always. The farm. But we done lost, we did. We done lost farm. Got a World Series out of it, whatever. Anyway, it just feels like there's usually one prospect where it's like, Oh, they got fucking that guy.

Yeah. Back in the day, it might have been, oh, they got pro far, dude. Fucking pro far, dude. Right now. Anyway, I don't know. That's me. And that's me. I'm just, I'm just sad.

It was, it was, it was tough. I'm, uh, I've been on this rangers train. I like it. It gets me through the, uh, the summertime. I feel you. That and third eye blind. Dude, I'm just counting down the days until a college football starts. Dude, I'm glad you brought that out because I cannot freaking wait.

I'm a, I'm an absolute sink. We're in the month. Today, by the way. Breaking news. Do you know that? We're breaking news? We're doing cold calls today. It's not getting released today, right?

Yeah. But we're doing calls. Oh, it is? No, it is. No. We're releasing cold calls today. We'll release a Tuesday, considering it got some stuff to do right after the episode. So we'll release a Tuesday.

Normal time release, but we're recording it today. And that's on me. It's because I'm leaving town tomorrow. I won't be here. We want to get one. I put up the thing, the link. Go do it. more people to want to get a cold call.

Want some new blood in there too. Okay. Some people have a little more free time on their Monday afternoons than their Tuesday afternoons. Yeah, might get a different crowd. Some people just take Mondays off. Maybe just to think about college football, dude. Just sit around and think about what's coming.

Yeah. Oh, were you sick yet? No, I just had to think about all. I just took kind of a personal day where I just personally sat around. Had to go through all the lineups in the conference. It's so sick. Subscribe to us on Spotify. Listen to this show on Spotify.

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That's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at W-A-R-B-Y-P-Y-Parker dot com slash steam. Oh, Randy. Hi, Dave. You want to hear about my weekend? That's the segment. I'll be quick because plans changed. Friday, after work, did a little happy hour.

Went to Pool Burger with the girlfriend. Oh, did you get a frozen cocktail? Got two frozen cocktails. Hey, you're just going to have to wait on those reviews. The Mai Tai? Hurricane and the Skinny Marg. All right. Half price until 5 o'clock, Monday through Friday.

Friday. Friday. Friday. But that was about it. We're supposed to go to San Antonio Saturday, do a little day trip. But your boy got a little sick. I don't think I got the parasite, but we were parasite adjacent. And it was enough that I was like, we didn't have any reservations and just like, don't want to be stuck in a car for two hours and pull Dylan, you know.

What does that mean? I'm new here. Yeah, I'm new here too. I found you guys through... Sounds quite insulting, actually. Stalingrad Weekly. Oh. That's how I found you.

Really? The feature on us? They did. This is my first episode of listening. What was the write-up about? Why were we were in Stalingrad? The zany producer guy. I don't know.

Super polarized. Well, I see. There's a trade where we got one, like, an arms dealer for a WMBA player. We had a great college career. Pulling a Dylan, which I guess, what I meant by that is I didn't want to shit myself in my car. Okay.

Yeah. What my car? Or else I would have pulled over swiftly. It took them too long to pull over. It's like, dude, I was like, hey, man, like, this, it's coming out. You got to, you got to, you got to pull over. Let me get out of this car. And he just, instead of pulling over, he just started laughing at me.

What if you would have pulled over as a Swifty? What song would you have all you're doing the deed? Probably blank space. Yeah. Because that's what was left. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's real time. Right. More like rank, rank space. Oh, what?

Rank is in like the smell. You're disgusting. Well, you're the one who crapped himself, so who's the more disgusting one? Good point. No offense. So just stayed home pretty much the next two days, but I did feel accomplished because a project that I've mentioned in the past, that's like a gift for someone that I start. that I started. I looked, started in January. I was actually able to finish this weekend. So I'm happy out that.

And Instagram posts will come one day when I give it as the gift. Look out for that post one day. Yeah. So I felt it was very nice to get that project off my shoulders. So that was about it. Watch House of the Dragon. Just stayed indoors and worked on a project. We'll go to San Antonio.

Thanks for no one for giving me Rex except for the one guy that gave Dave a wreck on behalf of me. I don't know why you just didn't DM me, but okay. You needed to check the circling back account. There's, I think, some DMs up there. I see. Come on, man. But, yes, we'll go to San Antonio at some point soon. Make up for it.

I'm nervous. I'm filling in a little tease. I'm filling in on the OCC this week, Wednesday. And I'm a, I am. It's a high pressure, sitch. This is a, last night's episode was big. Are you talking about last night's episode? is a Patreon? It's a Patreon. Okay, gotcha. You're not doing the screener for the finale.

Correct. No, they can't have me on for that. They need to have Ross. But I'm doing the Patreon. And I'm, even though I'm like, Barrett will probably give me a heads up on the questions and stuff, hopefully. I'm still, the way he is able to just, he knows every name like that. And it's not like a, uh, who's a, wait, who's, uh, who's, uh, who's, uh, the third cousin on the lannister side? Like, he just knows every name. Whereas me, I'm just like doing the fucking, um, that kid. You know, uh, you know, the, the last son of the, you know, like, Amon and Agon's little brother that's with Ormond. It's also his cousin, but his brother. Uh, yes, yes. That's me.

So you should go listen. You'll hear that. Yeah. Check out their Patreon. Dylan Shivery. Oh, man. Thank you. Uh, pretty quiet weekend.

The shivery household. Parks has an ear infection. So went to the doctor Friday. Got that taken care of. got some drops so he he's he's on the men there um but he felt okay enough on saturday to have a boy over a buddy a little sleepover situation i said a boy his boy is what i that sounds less weird um so yeah it was a sleepover situation on saturday and uh just just just good times man what are these kids are they are they at the age where they're just like ruining your night yet

like no i i made him shut it down at 11 i was like i don't want to hear you guys after 11 all right and they parks is pretty good about they like playing they're not playing spy where they're like sneaking around army crawling trying to like see if they can like no are they just like playing like fortnight uh they do play some fortnight yeah they do they this is what they do this is it's a big thing with i don't know if this this is everywhere but they all have ipads and so they face time their boys aren't there uh it's that they use the ipad as their comms so they're they're playing Fortnite with their buddies elsewhere, right? Nice.

Tight. Yeah. They're big on that. A sleepover at this age, it's like peak fun for these kids. They're always trying to set up sleepovers. Do they have God tiered comms? I don't know. Now, only Jaybonne has got to your comms.

And then Sunday, you made him a big old breakfast. Make my famous pancakes, big hit. And that's that, really. Did some, some domestic shit around the house Sunday. Okay. Yeah. He did some domestic shit around the house. Yeah.

Do you have any domestic beers or anything? Like, we, we move some plants around and got a new pot for one. You know, it's tough that you don't want to hear about. New pot. Be careful. Yeah, no kidding. Hopefully it's not Delta 8, right? Like land in jail.

Very much like Will Ferrell and old school. Like, you're going to go to bed, bath and beyond. Yeah, move some plants around. I just saved you the deeds on it. You don't want to hear about it. But yeah, it was a very domestic Sunday. Do you watch any killer flicks? We rewatch, we kind of had it on the background, but red one.

I don't know why Chelsea put it on, but we had that on. I don't know if it's new, but Megan was watching the Iowa murders? Ah, yeah. I don't know if that was a lot of shit. Yeah. I haven't seen it all right. I already know what happened. Yeah.

But I just was not good. What's red one? It's that Christmas movie with The Rock and Chris Evans. Chris Evans is in it. It's good. It's good. Nice. It's entertained.

I like the y'all are already watching that stuff. I don't know why she put it on, but I do enjoy it. It's like, I'm not going to find it. Yeah. David. Back in the day, you'd been putting on red tube. Red tube. Man, I haven't heard that one in a while.

It's not even funny. No. I'm new here. What about you, dude? I'm new here. Who's supposed to be? to be like, what's, do you guys do jokes? Like, is it funny? Is it a comedy show? Like, who is the usually when the jokes turn horny, it's because you made, you made the joke. Oh, okay.

Yeah. To explain, yes, this is a comedy show. So sometimes we do jokes. Thank you. Oh, man. What do you want to know? What is this? What did you do this weekend? Oh, what did I do? Man. Swim lesson number two for the Sam, man. Didn't go poorly, but I did end up bouncing over to the younger kids class. he just doesn't he doesn't really want to interact with the teacher and you know what i don't really blame him not because of anything with the teacher it's just the uh you have a lane you have the teacher and you have one other kid in the class and they kind and i'm like my two and a half year old she's not gonna be able to like handle this and does she just give him like a freaking packet yo she just hands him a packet and so this is how to swim go read this no i anyway it was fine i went over to like

where there's actually kids that are probably one-year-olds and almost two and just kind of did let it float around there. It was fine. And then we hit the pool all day. Again, it just zaps me, man. Being on the sun like that, it just smokes me. Are you bringing like snacks? Yeah.

And what's the meal look like for the kids? For the kids, it was leftover jets from the night before. Sick. Also, like, cut up fruit. Um, they'll get a popsicle from the lifetime cafe. Um, I ordered some Cajun tacos. I'd heard they were good. My buzzer went off.

I walked up and they're like, oh, it's not ready. We just want to see if, is it okay if we do flour tortillas because we're out of corn? I was like, yeah, that's fine. Went and sat back down. My buzzer went off again 10 minutes later. Oh, it's not ready yet. We're out of all tortillas. So we can refund you or I was like, just, just pour it in there.

Just give me like a bowl. So I ate a Cajun Taco bowl, a deconstructed taco. It was kind of a Dylan, honestly. That sounds awesome. It wasn't bad. It just, I needed like 100 extra calories. Think about the carbs you didn't consume. Yeah, I did, and I was hungry.

Oh, okay. I had a meal. Okay, Randy had a meal. It was from some bro fitness account, but like the recipe looked really good. I hated the video, but I loved it. It was face down sweet potato, you know how you do? then on top of that, some Parmesan cheese, then some chicken, then some avocado,

then some pico de gallo, then some cottage cheese. You guys are both on your Dillon's shit right now. Red crushed pepper. Dylan's trying to take credit for this. It was so good. There's a guy, is it the guy who does all sweet potato stuff? There's a kid out there who does sweet potato meals, and that's it. Chelsea's big on the big sweet potato like you mentioned

and then just different meats and fixings on top. That's like one of our things. I'm very particular about what goes in the sweet potato because I think there's a lot of different. I wouldn't like pico de Gaio with my sweet potato. I don't think it goes. I am like pretty basic. It was good. Brown sugar or maybe just cinnamon.

See, yeah, I'm used to the Texas Red House loaded potato where it's, you know, butter, brown sugar. Sol your shoe covered in shells. Marshmallow, yeah. Yeah. So this was nude for me. Are they at the age yet where they're like putting potato chips on the? the sandwiches at the pool? No, they haven't tried to do that yet.

Oh, it's a good move. Just wait. I feel like Ross still does that. I'm serious. I feel like Ross was doing that at Grandex. Rod, right, is he still having like the seven-year-old lunches with the PB&J and Cheetos and a glass of milk? He used, I don't know, he used, I was about it a couple years ago.

It always made me want to eat Cheetos. I'll still eat a PB&J on you. I love a good PB&J. I'll leave the crust on, though. What about you? Same. Okay. We're making grilled cheese tonight in tomato soup.

Okay. This is all good stuff. All good information. Yesterday, a little gym sash hit the house, house of the dragon, all that. Inside with Rodi. Sammy took a nap. We went to that low sugar ice cream place again, D-Light. Very good.

You need to try it, right? You need to try it. Yeah. It's good. They got good stuff there. And I won't bore you with anything else. Kind of a low-key. Oh, yeah, I did some posts.

I had a couple high noon Saturday night because I kept getting sent people cooking steaks, mainly men whose girlfriends or wives had left town. More on that in a minute. But yeah, I really appreciate it. I almost think it's becoming a problem. And I'm a little bit worried about where this leads for some relationships. Do you understand? Yeah.

If you're new here, people are guys are taking advantage of like having a night in the kitchen by themselves and they're just going off almost in a way to like kind of show up the uh their lady friends getting a lot of control yeah um actually pull up the one i sent you somebody even like took it it's no longer just pulling a dave uh some people are pulling a dillon this is from the subreddit looks like someone wife out of town pulled a dillon grilled some hot dogs it's like about i don't know 18 hot dogs you are the new l gliz i don't know why people are still tagging i don't know man i i guess maybe i it cannot be changed set in stone this

made me laugh a lot they look great pull the dillard i mean obviously i'd like i don't know about i can't speak for dylan i would like to put them in a bun with some condiments well i think that's dillon doesn't like the car so that makes it like that's a real dillin yeah so is that how you enjoy your glizzies typically just a plate of dogs yeah He makes him into a bowl. He makes a little hot dog bowl. Deconstruct a hot dog. Dude, no one is doing that.

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I don't want to spoil it, but she would, she would. had me move it. She had me bring it in through the garage because she didn't want the kids to see it. And there was a witch cat made out of wicker. Oh, I saw those. I do like that. Sorry, I'm like, I'm like Home Depot Costco minded.

I'm thinking everything is just giant. No, no, no. It's probably regular. It's not going to fit my head. It certainly isn't going to fit your head. Okay. Maybe it's, it's not a giant, a hilariously large one, sadly.

Okay. In fact, I don't really know what she's planning on doing with this. This is a nice little decoration. I saw it and I was like thinking about getting it myself. It's a nice little decoration for sure. I was going to let that one go. It's just a little decoration. Oh, it's a little decoration.

This is my life. This is my life, everyone. God, the gift that just keeps on giving. Yeah, I don't know, man. That's great, dude. I actually got something from Home Sense, which is just Home Goods. And it's two doors down from Home Goods.

Same company. I don't know why they have a separate one. But it's a starry night cookie jar, haunted house. Not the Van Gogh. Yeah, the Van Gogh, Starry Night-esque. And I fill it with cookies. How about that? That's cute.

It's already out. Like, it's only Halloween stuff. What? Where is it located? It's like two doors down. Maybe three doors down. If it was three doors down, I'd call you Superman. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I do know that reference Yeah That's what we call an Ali-oop In the comedy world The old Ollie Upe It's when you do it on a skateboard It's actually difficult

Right Has anybody ever done It's an Ollie U It's an Ollie U Oh it's the old OOOOP Has anybody ever caught a pass on a skate This is this is just For sure

What is it had Has anybody been on a skateboard Had somebody throw up a lob Hit an Ollie And threw it down And then landed it Someone's surely done It's never happened.

Oh, I bet. That's never happened. How about we get our dunk backer to do it? There's a snapped ankle waiting to happen. Jonah Hill. Speaking of having your shit snap. What's up with Jonah Hill, man? Look, there was some, there's a lot of,

there was a couple celebs taking major L's on the TL this weekend. He was probably number one. My four U-tab, every time I bounced over there, there was a new, quote tweet just shitting on this uh it's on uh what's this what's this podcast smartless smartless it's uh jason bateman and um other guy the other guy oh will arnett oh will arnett yeah yeah yeah the underrated will arnett in my opinion and um this this is this is uh jonahill i'm just thinking of that will arnett funnier die skit the mcconnorneh one the olson twins one oh yeah yeah yeah i love I love Brazilian jiu-tit-to. I love, except my body is begging me to not love it.

42 isn't, my wife is often like, you're not going to become like a professional fighter. You know that, right? Like, you're a comedian. But let me ask you something. If we got into it. I would fuck you up. You'd fuck it up, right? I would fuck all three of you.

Yeah. And that's the best part. My favorite thing is people are like, oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy from Superbath. And I'm like, I would fucking annihil. I'm not kidding Every fight If you see me Try it

Every fight ends up on the ground Who's got it? Unless you are way bigger than me I have like a fucking fuck around and find out Pause it Fucking fuck around and find out A lot of forced laughter there from well Arnett The guy I just cast up

It sounded like a little over laughter Yeah I saw someone say This dude has zero aura reminds me of the fat guy from super bad i need to know how they got into this if he's the one who just brought it up out of nowhere it's even worse like the worst thing is like is this how i sound when i talk about like oh i could blah blah blah a little bit oh i didn't think about that you know are people people were just like yeah dude sure man that's badass yeah dude you sure hit a home run yeah man

you can definitely punt definitely hit a home run at fenway dude for sure you could punt a cell phone 40 yards. What did you say you could do recently? If throw it 70 yards, you can punt a Detroit-style piece of pizza. That's the one. That's the one that people are probably like, yeah. 40 feet?

That's not far, man. Okay, but it's a piece of pizza. It's still a piece of pizza. You just don't know how, you never know how it's going to be. Can we get back to Jonah Hill? You kind of made this about yourself. Look, everybody knows jujitsu guys guys who got into it i somehow never did even though we had

we're we're in a very like jiu jitsu at every turn like town where there's a ton of gyms and parks is doing it yeah doing your son's doing it and they look there's i gets to whip his ass though i don't know man yeah you could probably take your son um but one thing people don't like is when people talk about it like this you're really not supposed to he but he ran a foul of two things so he pissed off like the jiu juts the real jiu jitsu guys who've been doing it for a long time because like you're not supposed to like you're not supposed to take martial arts or jiu jitsu and be like the guy who's like ready like just looking for somebody to test him like that's a bad look in in their world you also don't want to be the guy who just sounds like this to people who don't care. And the fact that you're

Jonah Hill, the people, no one is, no one likes what he's done here. And I, I really think he would like a do-over. But he does look good. He's lost a lot of weight in the last few years. But Will told me he's like five, six. I don't know. I'm not saying that I could take him. I don't, I don't really, I'm not trying to challenge Jonah Hill, although plenty of people on X, the everything app, are trying to challenge Jonah Hill. He did say try it. He's asking for smoke. You don't want to do that, man.

No, man. Like, respect what... I respect the skills you've learned in the dojo, whatever they call it. It's not a dojo, but sure. I respect it. I'm sure that he can handle himself better than before he started taking Jiu-Jitsu.

It's kind of like guy who takes, who's, like, taking boxing classes at, like, whatever. you know the the cool hot place to do it and it's like dude man i wish you would like you learn how to throw a punch like awesome that doesn't make you like unbeatable yeah yeah i am in the the camp of like person that trains and like has knowledge of fighting is way more dangerous and it's like john the hill i'm not as scared of but like i think back about those uh football guys that like got their asses beat in the it's oh you yeah oh yeah oh yeah guys a

Wide receiver for OU at the time, and they're in a bathroom and Stillwater or something. And these two kids, and it was in Oklahoma City, I think. They were getting into it, like, waiting in line with these two smaller guys. And those guys they didn't know were wrestlers. They were, like, college wrestlers, and they got destroyed. Yeah. There was a Texas football player on 6th Street one time who got in a scrap with, I don't remember the guy's name. I remember this.

He was an MMA guy, like half his size of the football player. And he just absolutely wore his ass out on 6th Street. The football player did or the guy did it? The football player got his ass me. Yeah, he got beat down. Here's the thing. You don't, it's not cool to talk about like how into jujitsu you are is the bottom line. Or like, there's a lot of things that that applies to.

Right. Yeah. It's like, plus, you know, I think people know that when I, when I tout my abilities, I'm doing it like tongue and cheek. I'm fucking around, you know, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get a laugh out of the folks. Yeah, man. you guys don't see what happens out there. Plus, when it comes to fighting, I would never, I would never tout my fighting abilities.

Dude, people, like, see you on the street. It's like, oh, oh, look, there's the guy who crapped his pants 25 years ago, huh. And you're like, dude, I will fuck you up, man. I wish you would. Fuck around and find out. An unironic fuck around and find out, by the way. There's something about fighting, too, that makes it more cringy than just saying,

like, I can throw, like, a football farther than you. It's like, oh, you're, I want to, like, beat your ass, like, do violence upon you. It's like, fuck, dude, you're, you're not tough. Yeah. I, Jonah Hill. He probably taps me. I just don't, I just hope you don't see a headline soon that like Jonah Hill gets jumped at a whatever. He's probably, he's going to tap me, hidden me.

This ends with me getting tapped. I'm like, I see him at like Abba. He could probably make me tap. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, like technique wise, if he's actually that into it and he's training enough, then yeah. Does he do the, he could probably work me. Like, I'm not going to get a fight with him.

You walk up to him and like say, hey, see. Super bad. Does he, like, fall down on the ground on his back and start, like, doing, you know, like trying to get you. Yeah, he pulls guard. He's like, come on. It's like, oh, I thought we were going to fight. No, I'm ready. I'm ready.

It's going to be bad. I would like to know how long. It's going to be super bad. I would like to know how long he's been training and what color his belt is at this point. I don't know. The jiu-jitsu guys were all like, oh, this is classic guy who's been training for like a year. Right. Which doesn't make you.

It's like, remember how parks. put me in a head of yeah yeah he learned that like a week ago he like got he like went to the boys he's like dude check this out he's like whoa man Parks is like dad I know how to make you pass out like I could do it but you got to tap

it's like all right and he does know how to like cut off your air supply in the neck yeah two things here one one from me I'm not seeing a lot of cauliflower on this ear so he might not he's probably not that serious about it and then from the chat someone asks

how fast would Jonah Hill take Micah's back? He also looks pretty strong. That's a great. That's a fight I want to see. Micah should call him out. Micah would not back down from a Jonah Hill scrap. Micah did train Jiu-Jitsu for like five weeks. Did.

But even before Mike ever trained, he always said, and still to this day, we'll say no man will take his back. I loki took his back at Grand X one day. It's been done. Yeah. No offense to Mike. I did it just to say I did. it but he won't he won't admit to it hey can we pull the audio of him from the reel we posted

and just make that our new week i put that in the weekend and fun you don't you don't like his we had the party and it was lit well what if we just add that we can we can we can we can we get in there maybe i'll uh i'll figure it out i'll figure something out i'll pull the audio find away dude find a way send me the video no i'll find a way it's a tough look i'll just join a hell these days no one takes him up on the offer. He can't go to the bar for at least six months. Like he... But he's married.

He's lost weight and he looks good, but he also doesn't look like he... He's, you know, strong. Yeah, I wonder if he's on testosterone. He doesn't look like it. I would be. If I were him. Do we got the window guys back?

Yeah. They were to clean the windows. I think they know. They usually give us a heads up before they do that. Yeah, well. We'll see. Not today.

Would you hear that he's your age, Dave? What are you trying to say? You think I should take him? Yeah. Stand up, I'm not really scared of him. It's just when he gets a hold of me and brings me in and gives me a big old hug. And I start hugging him back, and next thing you know, I'm passed out. I mean, if we're talking about fighting celebrities, it's always a good time to check in.

Jackie Chan is 72 years old. No. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way he takes me. You first made that claim how many years ago, though? 10? Okay.

62-year-old, Jackie. chin i'm just saying it's not that that doesn't reflect like my unique abilities it's more of like his deteriorating abilities i'm gonna get hit i'm just saying it's gonna be bad it's i don't know how bad it's gonna be but uh no my my son sammy's new thing is and you put him down to go night night and you try to walk out of the room he he goes he's a where's my hug guy he goes where's my big hug he wants his big hug that's cute dude where's my big hug he's my big hug I'm really worried about it. He cherished those moments, Dave.

What if, I know, I've actually, I think about that a lot. Because we're probably not going to have any more kids because, you know, I had my balls from here. Yeah, he's going to have his balls removal. What happens if? I think like this is the, I mean, yeah, it's a sad thought. It's like, this is the last, you know. What happens if he, like, looks at you one day and goes, Dave, you'd look better if you smiled more. You're saying my son is going to be, where's my hug guy and you look better if you smiled.

God, he's already. Where's my hug guy? His mom, too. God, he's going to be like 10 years old. He's like, come mom. Where's my big hug? That's all he wants. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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All right, we've got to talk about Mario Lopez, better known as A.C. Slater. It looks great still, by the way. Dude, he is a handsome, fit man. That is very true. I wonder if he ever sacrificed something to, like, a demigod to, like, get eternal youth. You ever wonder that? Those dimples go crazy. You still got them dims, man.

Says, I can't take my niece anywhere. Oh, that's cute. He has deleted this, by the way. So this is a screen share that someone, someone got for us. So as we know, once it's on the internet, it lives forever. Ooh, can I guess what this is? I haven't seen it. This is her like, I don't know, maybe she's doing like a funny, maybe she's got like a really good voice and she's like doing God bless America singing it. I don't know, something real cute and fun.

Ooh, let me guess. Is it like maybe she gets a little kooky, she pulls up some like popcorn, she's like, oh yeah, yeah, it's a good guess. Yeah. And that's neither one of you guys are correct, though. All right, well, let's just see what this is. Made with Grock, imagine. I can't take her anywhere. Oh, my God, look at you. You're a mess, the mustard.

Yeah. Is that real? I don't. What? What? Of all the things to use AI for. So he was at a Dodger game and just decided to pull out a little slop. Tank top, by the way.

He got to show the guns. Yeah, he put a little slop. She's eating if you're not watching this and you should be She's eating two hot dogs at once and she gets mustard and relish all over her face And for some reason decides to rub the mustard into her face and it's very suggestive It's just very you didn't have it. It's just gross Is he weird? Well, it seems that he has a niece that he can't take anywhere That's true

I mean, look, have you ever made anything with Grock Imagine and posted it on the TL? Not yet I haven't. Look, I don't like, say by the bell is maybe the first show, non-cartoon show that I watched religiously. And I don't like that one of the seminal characters is now posting slop to my T.L. I don't like that. It makes me feel a certain type of way. Yeah.

He's clearly had the most, I'm not going to say the best post career, say by the bell, but he's had gigs nonstop, right? Entertainment Tonight or whatever. He's been like an entertainment correspondent, a host, all that kind of stuff. Whereas, you know, we all know what Tiffany and Bertheson.

We all know what she did. They bought the bell. Actually, the photos are still downloading on my parents' desktop. I need to go check on those. She did show some booby. Mark Paul Gossler. He's done some stuff.

What was the, he was the lawyer show? Yeah. Franklin and Bash. There it is. What's terrible? He's done things. I like,

I like him. They did a remake too. RIP Screech. Rest of peace screech. Dust and Diamond. No longer with us. Lisa, I don't know.

Oh, you actually sent me a clip. You said, this is what Jesse Spano has been up to since, say, by the bell. It's from the movie Showgirls. What is this? I didn't send you that.

You're clearly making this up on the spot. I don't know what the fuck this is. Oh, wow. Yeah, she also, she showed her tease. Barrett does point out in the chat. Well, he asks if they're mustard forward and mustard first. I believe these hot dogs are mustard first. So Brett would be very happy with this.

Yeah, Brett is in on mustard. He's in on it. It's an underrated condiment, and he is going mustard first on his hot dogs. I don't like how AI slopped up these glizzies with the, I don't, I like the zigzag across the hot dog. That's too much mustard, yeah. This is too much mustard. It's way too much stirred. Again, this isn't real.

But I just want to say, like... It's too much stirred. It's too much stirred. I'll be out of Dodgers game in two days. I think this is a real, you know, a photo they took, but these hot dogs... He posted a real video from the game on his timeline. Has he apologized for hitting us with a slop? I think he just deleted it and just going to pretend like it didn't happen.

Here's the deal. We're not letting this go. No, no. It's not how this works. We've got a podcast to make. I wonder if he fired this from his seat inside the stadium. That was my thought. He's like, oh, this is good.

It's definitely, I love this one. It's definitely, wait, what's worse, though? If he went home and was like, oh,

so time to think about it? Yeah, because I could see him getting caught up in the moment. He's at the game. He probably had a couple, you know, $18 beers, and he's like,

oh, this is going to be, he just fired it from the seat. No, that would be more explainable. I'm going to, we're going to make you a star. Yeah. She's like,

not like this. Unk. Come on. Randy, to answer your question on Slack, I don't know how old Denise is. I didn't ask that. I could definitely maybe him just being out of touch and thinking this is something silly. People will forget, just because he looks great, he is onk. He is very, yeah, hold on.

Let's see if he's how old he is. Jackie Chan still is 72. Dude, if that dude, it looks like that at 55, that's remarkable. No, he base 53. 53. He's my final answer. 52. He looks.

decade fucking phenomenal like that's in that's i would guess this guy's 38 yeah he either has a blood boy or he sacrificed a child to a damn my god he's just got one of those jeans man we can't even see you his pants okay walked into that one i got parks uh an otani jersey for for wednesday oh he's not reping cubs that's why we chose this game i chose this game because a i want him to see Wrigley Field and B, O'Tani's his dog. That's his favorite player. So we're going to knock out two birds here. Oh, dude. I'm reping

a club's hat. He's going to have the Otani jersey on. You want to knock out a bird. You have to go a game with Randy Johnson. Okay. All right. Mani, that's good knowledge. Thank you. As we have established, I only know wacky sports facts like Gruden hitting someone

with a pool noodle. And Antonio Brown coming to training camp. Hot-air balloon. That's a good, that's elite knowledge there. I should have known that one, but I didn't. Can't confirm he is drinking what looks to be a cocktail in the video that he,

the real video he posted from the game. So he was a little bit inebriated, possibly. What are those shades? Sneaky tight, not as tight as warbies, but those are cool shades. Are these guys just here like I want to go? I don't know, man. Just tune it out. Don't let it bother you, dude.

I'm fucking, dude, I can't. I'm chopped. We need Jonah Hill to whip this guy's ass. Hey, just rip open the curtain, Randy. Not going to do that. No, I have something that's not on the rundown. I don't want to, I don't know. I didn't want to make it like a full segment.

What you got? So the 6 UT Ball League that my son is in, they have officially announced that they are doing player assessments. For like a tryout. Yes. and here's some facts that we know now okay

friend requests will still be honored to an extent it's 6 you for the fall in 6thew we have had issues where 6 to 7 kids are all 6 7 chain requesting and those 7 kids are 7 of the best 25 kids in the league and that's not fair for the other kids okay so that's why they're doing this

it's a 5 to 6 minute assessment gauge kids when I separate all the kids out to the coaches, we have a more fair team stack across the board and not elite teams like we ran into in the spring because like you mentioned, okay. Yeah. So they're trying to create more parity.

Yeah. But initially it was like, what? Kids are doing tryouts for T-ball? I am actually not, I'm kind of excited for it because I think it's something that, it's a five-minute assessment. They're probably just going to go hit three balls off a T. they're probably going to play a little catch

and then probably run around the bases and that's it right what else would they have them do yeah take a few hacks play catch maybe take a couple ground balls see what kind of arm you have and that's it so park skipped t-ball he only he started

during coach pitch no machine pitch actually and then it was coach pitch so I don't know if his league did tryouts for kids that young but the tryouts every every year he's done it, they've had tryouts because, yeah, you've got to make the teams even.

However, the coaches, they still find their ways to stack teams. The teams that the top two teams were light years better than the worst team. The worst team was like, seemed like the kids were all like maybe just turned five, if that. So anyway, this was a source of controversy. Or, you know, there was a lot of talk. When the initial email went out, a lot of the moms and the group chat were like, Like what? Like no because they were worried there's gonna break up the teams because like a lot of the kids it's t-ball They're playing because like five of their buddies from school are on their team. Yeah, and that's how Rhodes's team is

I think Rhodes would still want to play, but I think he would be sad if he got Pulled from from you know that team. Yeah Yeah, also like Cubs is well maybe they're saying So are laying chance to make new buds. That's what I said and I don't I think he would He would be shy first practice might be a little tough, but it's It's probably going to be most kids. It's not going to be, he's not going to be probably the, you know. The two best players in Parks' league, this is like they're in majors. I mean, these guys throw gas and they hit like actual home runs over the fence. Their dads are buddies and they are always,

they always coach together. So these kids, I don't know how the rule goes in our league. You have to take your kid with your first pick. That's probably what it is. Anyway, these kids do not belong on the same team. So you get two kids, right? Coach can take his kid and then an assistant coach's kid or one other kid. That's how it is, I think. don't really know how the process works when they do the draft but yeah we have a full try out and coaches are out there just giving them scores for everything and then they like five days later we find out the teams because they do their they do their draft they should leverage which is probably fun for them to do i bet yeah i just i just don't want like him up there like if all of

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Rocketmoney.com slash circling. Yeah, we had some buzzballs. We had some buzzball type-ish. Buzzball Friday. Peach tea flavor and margarita one. Tequila Rita. Tequila Rita. As.

Straight up. Tequila Rita was bad. I thought it was better than the other one, Dave. It's so funny because it was vireta. I tried, when I tried the peach reida, peach tea, what was it? Peach tea? I think it was just peach tea, yeah. I thought that was, I would take that 10 times out of 10 over the Rita.

I didn't think it was that bad. Listen, they both stung. It was too sweet. It wasn't something I would typically drink, but it was better than the tequila rita. I think the first one that each one of us had was worse than the other one. It just nuked our palate so hard that, like anything we would have had after that, it would have been like, no, this is good. So I thought the peach is better and we thought the tequila Rita was better. just because they're they're just that initial first drink you have just like oh this is terrible i know

that the the gen z like they're they're on the buzz balls and they're they're like new to drinking and they don't really understand like there are options out there like you know we've we're real drinkers you know we've been doing it for a minute but i promise you there there's better shit out there guys you got to you got to go find i guess that's true back back when i was in like in college we were doing you know jungle juice and i was we were doing a cormix vodka like i was isn't really thinking like, oh, this is the best tasting thing. But I didn't think it tasted bad. But if I had it now, I'd be like, this is terrible.

In high school, every chance we had to get beer, we always got Keystone Light. Correct. That's what we got. And at the time, I was like, yeah, it's just beer, right? And then I later realized that it's literally the worst beer there is. Correct. It doesn't get worse than Keystone Light. We were a big Keystone fraternity.

But like, it was funny when we had like Dad's Day, so like all of our fathers came to tailgate with us like we were getting good beer which was bud light bud wiser miller light instead of you know that that that's that dad's and hams in a keystone the amount of people who responded were like oh you guys there's actually tried this flavor it's much better like everybody has like one that they like and while acknowledging that the other one suck it's it was really funny uh landry said we need to do a four loco friday you know i've never had a four local in my life I had one and it was original recipe and it absolutely

destroyed you. It ruined my night. Yeah. It was also like 2 a.m. That's the book on those. I was like 26. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to try the blue one

but they didn't have any when I bought them. But I tried three different flavors and they were all ass. So, and I'm the sugary drink guy and it's just, they weren't good. You think they have an ass flavor? I mean, they had three different ass flavors,

just different types. Which actually I was in the store yesterday. Dave and can I can I inch you guys and maybe these are right next to the buzz balls should we do some lits some electric coolers this is the guy of shit that'll if you are in like the testing pool for UFC or some

sport this will get you popped if you're a collegiate athlete don't don't drink any oh they have alcohol in them yeah they're 15% they're the same like pretty much the same exact thing looks like a light bulb that's the point it's a light bulb it is but it's an electrolyte

alcoholic drink. What if we made a phallic one and they just called it hog? I don't know how to respond to that, yeah. I'm just saying like, you know how liquid death had like an absurd over the top thing and now they're like billioners? What if we did this and it wasn't good

but it was called hog and it was just extremely phallic? I don't think they have electrolytes. Seems like everybody's ignoring me and I've got a billion dollar. Okay. I guess I misinterpreted an electric cooler. Your billing ideas of having hogs. Dave,

honestly, I'll keep it real. It's a terrible idea. You guys don't freak with the vision. We were talking with Brett. Apparently there's some in the Northeast called super lights. No, no.

We're not like, yeah. Those are electrolytes. We're not supposed to like blow it up yet. Yeah, but either way. That's why I thought this was electrolyte too. It's a good idea.

Imagine if that bottle. Also like hogs. Yeah, imagine instead of a light bulb, it was a delicious cock. Oh, we've got to stop saying that. You've got to stop saying. Whatever it was H-A-W-G.

It wasn't like, dude, I'm going to go pick up some howls. I mean, it's better. That's a better brand. So we'll be doing Lit Friday. Somebody said we should do Beatbox Friday. Beatbox was a sponsor, a Grand Neck sponsor at one point. And I said, hopefully the boys are pulling a couple of Romos. We know, you hope that we got Popford.

drinking and driving. That's not a nice thing. Somebody said the Chaco Chiller is good. Look that up, Randy. Chaco Chiller, Buzzball? Berry Cherry Limeade isn't terrible. This is what somebody else said. See, everybody has one that they're like,

all right, hear me out. Not the worst thing. You're going to die, but it's not going to be a painful death. I can pretty much write it in ink. I will never try a buzzball again the rest of my life. People also pointed out, Why weren't you wearing shoes in the video? What are you doing?

Sometimes I like to just catch a vibe. With your nasty ass. I like to ground myself a little bit. Orange wine with cream and natural flavors. That's the chaco chiller. Dude, natural flavors. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. This guy said uncass darn giving,

uncass dorn giving his expectation level and having to tell us it's the floor because he's unable to actually touch the floor of his gold. I guess because you're so fucking old and immobile? I don't know. Do I have, I've actually never been able to like touch my toes

when I bend over. I'm not flexible. So this is one Barry Cherry Limbade was the one that I wanted to try more than anything but it still probably isn't great.

I don't know, man. I just feel like you guys aren't serious about making money. I'm serious. Hog. Do you want to do some lits this Friday?

Cracks some hogs this weekend. Ooh, I like that. I'm not cracking hog. Can I talk about John Meteor real quick? What if Emerald? What if Chef If Emerald drop one and it was just a pepper shaker and you just go, how would it go? And it's just like, it was almost like it's dropping liquid into you.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's, that's another idea. It's just crazy how like you guys have blinders on when it comes to great business ideas. I won't, but I would sip on a Smirnoff ice. They are not as bad as Buzzballs. It's fine being able to chug a smirnoff.

If Buzz dolls was that whole thing, like, I would be like, no, I'm just not going to do this. I had to chug one a few years ago, my first WTI. Cool. This guy, Taylor, so funny, he iced me. Ice. Yeah. It was funny. What's the ice one?

What is it? What's the drink? Smirnawanaffite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's just sweet. Imagine ice and your hog and your boy. I'm going to ice you at some point in here.

Dude, hog your boy. You got hide a hog under his pillow. He wakes up. I'm like, dude, there's a hog under my pillow. And he has to fucking crack that shit and drink it. Ooh, imagine putting one of them hogs in your boy's luggage and he goes through TSA and they're like, oh, there's liquid you can't have there. He's like, oh, who hogged me? I'm looking for a hiding spot around the stew so I can ice you at some point.

Why are you trying to get the subject off of hogging? Because I don't like the idea. Plus, I'm going to ice your ass. What's this last segment? If it's so good. We got two more. We got two more. Well, I can talk about my week and fun since I'm not going to be.

be here. And do that. I'm going to, I'm going to check out and just think big picture business. All right. I won't be here. So I'm going to talk about my, my week I have.

I'm taking my son Parks to Chicago tomorrow. Just thought of something. We have like a fucking extreme flavor. And it's called Wildhawk. Oh, that's good. Sorry, go ahead.

That's extra alcohol. Taking my son of Chicago tomorrow. This is like a, so I got, we got baby coming, you know, in January. This is like my,

a trip with my son that's like, hey, man, I'm going to be busy with the baby. You're still my dog. Let's go do a trip kind of thing. We're going to see. Is that how you would talk to him? Yeah. We're doing Dodgers at Cubs on Wednesday afternoon. Weather doesn't look great.

I'm a little concerned about the rain situation. But we'll be there on Wednesday flying out tomorrow afternoon. So we'll be there Tuesday night. And then all of Wednesday and we're leaving, it's a quick trip, two nights. We're leaving Thursday evening. And other than the Cubs. game. We got pretty good seats, kind of splurge a little bit. We got good seats. Can to see his boy Otani play, and he's going to get to see Wrigley Field, which I'm really excited about.

He did Finway last year. So those are the two, like, iconic ballparks I wanted him to see. So this checks, checks that box. Scooball is throwing tomorrow. Tomorrow. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know why it's crazy. It's not crazy, but that's like just such a quick turn. Throw them into the mix, man. Get them up moving. Yeah. And so, yeah, we, we're going to do some very Chicago stuff. I'm going to get them a proper Chicago dog somewhere. We're going to Giordonis. Gerdanos. I'm going to go there. We're going to go there probably Wednesday night after the game. Don't post any AI slop on the TL. I'm just going to go ahead and warn you. I can't take my son anywhere. He's just two Chicago hot dog. Actually, that might be kind of fun.

He rips his shirt off. He's just chugging like beers. That'd be kind of funny. And then little Rezi for lunch on Thursday at Oshivol. He's a big cheeseburger guy. I've heard nothing but great things about that burger. So I'm going to see what that one's all about. Not sure if we'll have time for a museum situation. Probably not. But Dave's got a question. Yes, Dave.

Oshaval is the dope burger place in Chicago? Yes. Are you going to order a normal hamburger? Are you going to remove the bond? Oh, great question. Vacation carbs don't. They got the vacation exemption. People wanted to know.

I'm going to eat a proper burger. I've heard this. I've got a place like that. Will's gassed this place up. A lot of people gassed this place up. If you go to a museum. If anyone wants to recommend the way to spend Wednesday morning before the game. I know it's like it's a work day.

So it's kind of a weird like game days. I don't know. Chicago, they do a game day's all the time. I understand that. But what should we do morning up before you go to the ballpark? I want to, I'm going to, we're staying really close to Wrigley Field. We're in Wrigleyville. So we're going to, my plan is to walk around and get, get the scenes in before we go in the stadium.

But if one has a good recommendation for how to spend that morning. That bar that we did the meetup at. has cages. Yeah, sluggers. We're not going to sluggers. You could go to Lincoln Park Zoo. It's free, I think. Packs?

Yeah, it's a small zoo, but. Anyway, that's my week, and I'm very much looking forward to it, man. That's all I got. And if you approach, Dylan, remember, he will fuck you up. No, no, I'll give you a big old hug. Give you a bear hug.

Where's my big hug? But Parks will take your back, because he's been training. So be careful around the little guy. What if they had like an unmarked flavor of hog? And it's just feral. Because you don't know what it's going to be. Just a feral hog.

Yeah. Yeah, that's something. I like to think that wild hog is like the one with extra alcohol. Like the, because you can't do a caffeine, you can't do a caffeine alcohol drink anymore, right? That was what happened for local. They kind of ruined it.

Yeah. They ruined it for everybody. Truly unrulys. Those are like 8%. instead of the 5%. Interesting. Okay, we'll talk offline. Yeah.

All right. See you tomorrow with Barrett Dudley. Did I announce that? Barrett Dudley in studio tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, Dave. What? He's doing his Barrett.

That's my Barrett. Yeah. That's disrespectful. You've, okay. I'll be there. And then, dude, I'll be on OCC. Everybody wants me on the OCC. And everyone that's in the chat right now,

submit it to cold call. We might call you. couple hours. There's a guy in here who wants to talk about his cockfighting experience. True story. Maybe we'll call him. See you then. Two to three today. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Hey, y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair. With Wayfair, there's no what if. Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit Wayfair.ca.