Circling Back - You Can't Fake The Sizzle

Episode Date: June 16, 2022

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My name is David and welcome to the Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer. Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin c from super fruit acerola super fruit super right out of the right out of the gate that's dylan dylan's here super fruity there he is dylan's going to be doing the uh vocals today i'm trying to bust all of them what's right here hey guys guess who's not here will try to get him uh i think we can get dumped i don't know if it's time it's not the dude's the dude's feeling sick he really is in here yesterday he had like the thousand yard stare you know and he was just like not not not you know nobody was home i knew something was off so he decided to go home and he's still

he's feeling bad. He's down bad beyond just the tum-tums. He's got the sinus issue. Maybe it's that Saharan dust. Very well could be. It cannot be good for the respiratory system. It's all over the place. It's hot outside. It's dusty.

Cold as fuck in the studio, though. He has to put a sweatshirt on every day. What's going on with you? It's cold in here. What do you want from me? I'm very comfortable. Sometimes I'm comfortable. Sometimes I get cold.

I don't know, man. It's the duality of Dylan. Just here to do some content. Hey. Hey. You know what I was thinking about the other day? New segment? You may be too young for this also maybe just because we were in um a certain

sect of twitter that this was also alive and well in but do you remember gent accounts yes i do do you know gent accounts that wouldn't like your profile picture is archer and no it's no you're you're tracking correctly no the profile picture is a um a someone wearing a bow tie okay but it's it's like chin to mid chest it's an anonymous account it's an anonymous account yeah and it's just some like generic white kid with a bow tie on and he would he would tweet out hashtag gent tips he would give tips to gent be like hashtag gent tip. Make sure that you wait until your date's meal is also right at the table before you take a bite. Yeah, I feel like I remember that, like 2011 to 2014. Dylan was known for a time as gentle tip.

Or he would say like, I can't wait to work really hard and make a living so that she won't have to it was just really simpy like that and it was it was among the worst of Twitter at the time I think they have um all retired by now or at least most of them yeah I can't imagine Gent tips is still going but hopefully those those people have moved on and their careers have families tcot i never knew what that meant gent tips okay gent underscore tip well never mind yeah there's still some out there unfortunately anyway give us give us like your your top three gent tips like like tips for all the gents out there and ladies we got something for you top gent accounts what's that what's the end what's the uh the lady version of uh gent tips is like the southern bell accounts like the you know yeah yeah it is it is but those weren't as insufferable

um it okay i'm having a hard time finding them which is great for everybody because they're mostly on the way out find it um okay girls don't like it when guys make themselves a center of attention hashtag gent tips wow and to be fair that that tweet is from 2011 this this guy just stopped updating this account which is great at what point at what point in your career of running an anonymous gent tip account are you like all right you know what this isn't really paying off like the novelty of being you know getting the occasional semi-viral tweet like it's worn off and the the accounts of this we're not monetizing this account only follows handles with like southern okay srat bluegrass like that it's it's really bad my pledge brother ran those accounts hey here's a gent tip

tell her she's beautiful. Hot lacks passion. Don't call her hot. What are you, a child? Be a gentleman. That's a good way to do it. There was a pretty, I mean, that's that time in Twitter, like Goldman Sachs, Elevator. Remember that account? GS.

Yeah. It was a good account for a while. That guy still emails me. Oh, he's still like tweeting. He still emails me. GSE Elev's still like uh tweeting he still emails me go gse elevator yeah i forgot his name we've met him a few times but he um he emailed me every now and then asked me like what i'm up to professionally speaking and he wants to link and build but john john lefevre yeah john battle tested tips for summer interns

and new graduates 2022 edition oh yeah he's kind of a reoccurring. He's always been really nice to me. Good. Yeah. I never met the guy, but we wish him well. Well, his name's John. We do wish all the gents well as well. So, look, here's the deal.

I'm hosting. I'll be upcoming Father's Day to all the gents only. We'll get to that. Who was the Archer accounts then? They were just another. They were more like. I don't know. Will's the expert on the Archer accounts because I were just another they were more like will's the the expert on the archer accounts because i think that some of them i think he ran a foul of many of the the gentic

or those archer accounts back in the day are those like the epic bacon accounts is that the archer no i always thought they were like completely different genre like tfm commenter oh that was like the you've won the internet today, sir. Accounts that John Duda knows a lot about. Hey, speaking of, I missed this. Did somebody on the show win the internet a few days back? Yeah. It was you.

Well, my son and I won it together as a partnership. He's my partner. My son and my partner. We won it together yeah it was honestly one of my most impressive rts yeah you weren't you weren't here for that discussion no that's why i'm bringing it down i told the whole story about my retweet kind of took it from like doing well to doing really well yeah it was actually yeah it was all about your retweet did will ever like apologize for not our team you see he unretweeted me yesterday wow what a dickhead does that that doesn't undo the macroness of your no the tweet

it's the tweet is certified mega macro mega macro mondo macro and you know what you're not even all the stats because the meme accounts that screenshot it and put it out like i want to see what their impressions are doing too did you update our pitch deck with his tweet oh i already did yeah huge the front page instagram accounts that posted it include the chive head steve bro bible shout out to our friend brandon over there um i saw where some people were saying i'll take things that didn't really happen for 500. Also, Openly Gay Aliens was another account that posted it. Oh, I've heard that that's a good one.

Wait, aliens or animals? Aliens. I've heard of Openly Gay Animals. That's the one I've heard of. Will said he follows Openly Gay Aliens and has- I'm always looking for new content creators. I didn't see any of the comments that you just mentioned. Did you actually see some? No, but I was looking for them. I was too was i was expecting people to be like oh yeah sure he said

here's the thing had i not known you i might have had that thought but like me knowing you and parks i'm like oh that this is exactly what happened you're not one to embellish he straight up said it yeah do you see the lady i'm looking at the lady that came at you yesterday for not being original. Oh, yeah. That's great. Yeah. Do you see that? That's got to be a bit, right?

No. She was like, dude, I've seen this so many times already. Be original. And she said that to a tweet that had almost 60,000 retweets. It's like, okay, well. Did you, last thing on it, did you have anyone rip the tweet and get clout off of it oh yeah um i had i i searched i did i searched a phrase for my tweet and saw that it was stolen by numerous people but thankfully zero of them were doing numbers except for will it was doing numbers that's a

good bit yeah like that speaking of your twitter shouts to mudsy this is non-spawned okay for they bought 500 lemonades from parks yeah did you see that that's awesome and like i support that it's just a lot of sugar i don't even know if they have the supplies to make 500 to be honest with you yeah what's yeah they're cleaning them out well can i do a quick update on that situation sure so parks my son and my partner, Viral Sensation. Yes. I mentioned that he did a... I'm a lemonade man.

I guess I didn't even talk about this. Lemonade style. Anyway, he opened a lemonade and Pokemon card stand to raise money. And he was donating all of that to an organization

called Everytown, which is for the ending of gun violence. And I tweeted it out. Like Brett said, Muggsy donated $1,000. Very, very kind, very generous of them. Some other people stepped up. A lot of backers stepped up. One backer, I think, donated 250 bucks.

I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Anyway, Parks will be donating just shy of three grand to this organization so the kids just kind of killing it right now and thank you to everyone who pitched in that means a lot even if you just shared the tweet that means a lot to me as well so thank you to everybody is it too late to donate um she has already submitted the donation she being Parks's mother. Yes. Yeah. We have to do another fundraiser, dude. Yeah. That we can donate to.

You'll catch the next one. It's all right. He did great. I can still donate to the organization. You can. Yeah. And I'll just put like Parks. I'll give him like a hat tip.

Did he sell any super rare Charizard cards by any chance? Man, that's a worry I have. That he's's gonna accidentally unload like a super valuable um holographic charizard we need we need randy there to do uh or a town or a town are you a big pokemon guy too you are or brando for that matter or brand or anyone who knows pokemon you know we're pretty much outnumbered as far as like yeah dudes into anime versus or it's even i guess keep stacking dorks in this company just getting out of you know dorks hit us with that voodoo next thing you know

hey so here's the deal so we did not record yesterday because will was under the weather so this is obviously wednesday's episode and we are going to do our Patreon voicemail episode immediately after this. Is that okay with y'all? Yeah. I mean, you're asking a lot out of me because I, you know, I've been in Florida on vacation, kind of got vacay brain going fine. Not, you know what? I'm here. I'll put, I'll put the team on my back. We're here too. Yeah. But I mean, dude, like, look, I'm, I got all the pressure here. I i got the buttons i gotta push right had to reformat the micro sd card you know what i'm talking about thanks for doing that but we're gonna drop that one today as well um new youtube video out if you haven't seen it i you know i'm not gonna give it away but we played a game of horse it's kind of a

redemption story for dylan he broke his leg at that court i'm sure you guys discussed this but check it out if you haven't watched media youtube um did y'all discuss like who won that uh yeah dude we talked all about it so we don't need to get into it now okay cool yeah yeah before we get into it let's give a shout out to our friends at frame bridge i got to tell you guys about an amazing new service i found called Framebridge. We've been using it. Will was the first. He loved it. And then I co-signed that. Will had been using it before they were even a sponsor.

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going to talk about it. Is that okay with y'all? Sure, man. I was on vacation. Can you take me through the, I love the Saturday saturday to wednesday so traditionally i guess people rent houses for a week that's that's how it's built sure my parents rented a house down there for a week they're still there along with my sister and her family and long story short we were going to stay the whole week but um my wife got the flu a couple months ago and had to use pto and she's at a new job and she has not accrued enough vacation time it's one of those she doesn't work at a podcast company sadly so she doesn't have the flexibility that how do we accrue pto here you just hang out you gotta go get a drink with me every quarter okay well it's

been a while dave it's been a while let's get something on the books i'm trying to step out so lupe this is kind of a business thing oh i mean remember what happened last time yeah yeah y'all went to carve you just went crazy that wasn't even like planned a credit card the credit card was hot we saw micah there saw micah Things got a little out of control. We met a nice real estate lady. She was very nice. Got her business card. Yeah, these guys were eating filet and drinking martinis to discuss work.

Do you not do that, dude? No. That's how I often discuss work. Go to Applebee's with Randy. So yeah, I went to Florida, the seaside area, and I texted you all about this, the flyovers. So there's obviously, is it Pensacola or what's the Miramar, right? One of the bases over there.

Miramar is in San Diego. I believe that's in San Diego. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, so it is just a hotspot for flyovers. What is it, Fort Walton believe that's in San Diego. Oh, right, right, right. Okay. So it is just a hotspot for jet flyers. What is it? Fort Walton? Fort Walton, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Probably, yeah. That's where you fly out of, fly into, Destin, Fort Walton. Either way, outdoor shower situation. I'm out there showering like day three in the morning of. Start hearing the jet engines roaring. And then it became like high pitched. in the morning of, start hearing the jet engines roaring. And then it became like high pitched. And this was like, I couldn't see what was going on because there's trees and stuff.

And I thought, I legitimately for three seconds thought that something was about to land on the house. I'm like, it sounded that close and it was that loud. It turns out- Was it an F-14 Tomcat? Two of them. They were an F-18 Super Hornet. I don't know what they were.

I did loudly and incorrectly identify them it a fifth generation fifth generation fighter i think he hit 10 g's and a uh what's a star duster whatever the plane was dude my legs went jello i'm not kidding probably because of the hangover and also just it being morning i hadn't eaten but dude i got such an adrenaline rush from that it's it's scary it was very sick they were if they were flying significantly lower probably flirting with the flight deck they under the hard true pilots will know that yeah that's what i said yeah it's not i didn't say flight deck at all damn dude that's sick maybe the we have a couple backers down in the area that are naval aviators those are the guys that came to the meetup maybe

they were maybe they were destroying a bunker in the mountains there. Probably not. I think there's a lot of mountains in the panhandle of Florida. Are you sure? Someone can prove me wrong. I'll kind of let Brett take the lead on this one. I think the highest point in the panhandle of Florida is give or take eight feet

of sea level. Wow. So pretty flat. Brett at washmedia.com Actually it's 18 brett um this is my first time traveling on an airplane with a child a baby how'd he do a 16 month old you've met roads you take him in the cockpit roads no he didn't go in the car he didn't get the tour did he uh was he wondering about the, you know, the flight metrics, aviatronics, that kind of thing? No, he was more worried about like

why he couldn't just walk around the plane. It's understandable. He has a set of pipes on him that, you know, everybody likes to embellish their child's skills. Oh, he can sing really well. First day when the nurses brought him back, the day he was delivered, they brought him to us after something they took him back for there the first thing they said was well he's got some pipes

on him oh and it rings true and while he did not cry the entire time on the flight he is prone to like a loud scream occasionally and you can hear people rose back gasping and that's a little embarrassing luckily most people fly without headphonesping and that's a little embarrassing luckily most people fly without headphones um and anybody you know you're kind of i was self-conscious i was like oh i don't want to be that guy ruins everybody's flight but then i thought about it i was like if you're on a plane and if you're on a plane and you don't have headphones like what are you doing don't feel bad about it man sometimes babies have to be transported via aircraft it just happens you're right deal with that's what everybody said to do.

Be like, don't care what anybody thinks. Seriously. You really don't. I mean, do your best to like, you know, speaking broadly to everyone out there, parents, like, if your baby's crying, like, try to calm them down and get them to stop crying. But like, at the end of the day, you can't feel too guilty about it. Like, you're on a flight. If your kid's running up and down the aisles and likeing into you with their iPad that has a frog thing on it,

I'm going to be like, hey, can you put your child in the seat, please? What feature is the frog thing? It's like kids have iPads that have just three-inch borders on them so they don't break. The bumpers? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I should know about this. If you have frogs or unicorns on them, it's like, please stop hitting me with that, sir.

So we're like still trying to be the, like the, oh, we're not going to put a screen in front of them parents like at this point. Even though like the cell phone is what he wants. But that's about the change. I mean, you can only hold out so long. That's what everybody says. Yeah. He did take a liking to my headphones. You probably saw

the photo at DC rough uh one of my stories that I posted on Instagram but um he has three songs in his rotation that will calm him down first and this is the the one that he's loved his entire life the office theme song he's a little choogy he's a chewy boy says that's that's like an anxiety pill loves the Office theme song. Does like the overhead clap when he hears it. Very cute. Who's his favorite character? Is it Dwight?

Dude, just loves Creed. Creed's a good one. He's a little hipster. Look at this television show. That's not Creed. Nickelback. He likes Nickelback. Roy's his favorite. Roy's a sneaky good character.

So you got that bluey theme song it's a kid's show is that something else um follow up to blues clues by any chance i don't think they're related it's a i think it's australian i think it's dogs like cartoon it is cartoon dogs that's what also what blues blues And honestly, a great theme song. Okay. And then you've got the classic Lori Berkner band, Bubbles in the Bathtub, which is like a... I thought he was a Rihanna fan.

I thought you were going to go with that. Loves Rihanna too, but those are the three... Blue Man Group. He loves the Blue Man Group too. Yeah, we've not taken him to his first BMG show, but we will. Are you going gonna paint his little little bald head uh he's got hair coming he's got hair dude come on dude i know he's i know

the genetics i know how it works i wasn't going there he's in trouble based upon every male in the in the family it's not gonna hopefully technology's advanced um but yeah look it was it was great trip had a lot of fun. Can I tell my alarm story? Did you actually identify any of the jets flying overhead? No. Oh, yeah. Well, my dad was Air Force.

I'm very curious. Yeah, my dad did. I don't remember what they were. But my dad has a decent knowledge of, you know, he was in the Air Force years ago. So he kind of knows but okay yeah never mind i'm gonna stop talking about pilot stuff because there was an entire twitter account made dedicated to calling out our incorrect aviation takes so i'm just gonna help i'm gonna holster them that's a funny account it is which account oh circling back on aviation yeah

i saw them look man we don't always get it right man we're trying our best here we pretty much always do though we're like 99 right brett and if we're not email brett at washmedia.com for concerns yes any aviation concerns please did you did you discuss your now viral column uh in wings no i haven't discussed that we did the the guys at hockey got a kick out of it though last night i bet harps is loving it harps harps is a fan fitzy was a fan yeah i thought the shack about it too oh shacker the boys hey have you acquired a nickname yet no not yet it's still it's still a work in progress hard to harps to his credit has thrown big game out a couple times just to see if it kind of sticks but i don't think people

people don't you can't okay if you're playing hockey you can't have that nickname unless you're actually putting you know putting together some big games like you know i mean i'm a point per game player right now to be honest with you so okay are you are you okay i'm not saying they're big games whether the team is in shambles we're we're one no two and four i guess i mean i need some help are they looking for you out there on the ice you know everybody kind of looks for everybody are they hunting brett yeah i'm just saying like we're down you know is it true you can't skate backwards let's find let's find big game so people are saying you don't skate backwards? Let's find big game. So people are saying, you know, skate backwards. I skate backwards just fine.

I'm not, I mean, I wouldn't call myself like a fantastic backwards skater, but like 20 years of playing hockey, you get pretty okay at it. In the roller hockey years, like when I first started playing, like none of the, there was like one kid who could skate backward well. And then like, it was like a thing if you learned it. It was like, oh oh you got to learn how to skate backward if you're gonna ever be a player the thing about roller hockey is the stopping always intimidated me sure because on ice it's it makes sense right like there's a blade and ice

but with roller skates like i don't get the stopping we we played on a traditional roller rink floor and it would just eat your wheels up yeah like people wasn't sport court people play no brake roller hockey on like asphalt and driveways and stuff and you i would just drag my foot but that's like the lame way to stop so did you see that backer that tagged us in that tweet or that photo of dylan they said they they actually live in dylan's neighborhood and dylan uh was rollerblading and he's got double brakes he's got the double brakes he's got a break on the back of each rollerblade is Is that true? The first thing I did when I got my blades, and I used to blade.

I was really good at it. I would pop the brake off. You used to blade, dog? Oh, yeah. Let's get on the court. I was good, too. Why'd you give it up, man? I popped the brake off. Well, I turned like 13 and I decided to stop. I was into like chicks and stuff instead of rollerblading. Oh, this guy likes chicks.

This dude likes the ladies yeah do you have any gent tips for him yeah gent tip uh make sure hold your girl's hand out on the skating rink you have to hold her hand yeah don't let her fall don't let her fall king damn were you at the roller rink just talking at high school dances with chicks walking around with your double brakes no in fifth grade every friday night we went to uh playland which was the name of a roller rink here in town every friday night in fifth grade like i would like i would go there like wanting to make out with chicks i never did i was that was kind of my i was always way too nervous dude no one wanted to make out more than me and no one my my want to make out make versus actual makeout ratio no one's beaten my

no one's like i would wake up friday morning like i could make out with a chick tonight like it could happen you literally never did it didn't no i didn't i didn't get my first uh make out until um i think like seventh grade okay seventh grade that's still pretty i mean pretty early i think friday night at redbird skate land you you'd see dudes just out there mosting. They was mosting in fifth grade. Straight up. I promise you. I promise you.

It was not in play. But there were a couple guys in my grade who wouldn't make out with their girlfriends. I'd be like, fuck, that's so sick. If Gangsta's Paradise came on and you did not get to the floor. That was the song. Gangsta's Paradise was the state song? Gangsta's Paradise got us there. swarmed the the rink what absolutely that was the song i mean it still goes still yeah that's not bad i'm trying to think of what like we had the knights of columbus dances

fifth through seventh grade that was the first social event you would ever go to that was like not school and not like a sleepover one two step was a popular popular jam at those sierra i can't believe she married russell wilson total boner total boner how long ago was that that he dropped or the broncos dropped that video of his outtakes like it feels like a month broncos country mount up let's rock let's rock you got to give him you got to give him editorial like control to like you can't post that like you know dylan you can't post literally anything that dylan is in without his approval let's rock you got to get that i did one i did one time and dylan dylan had we had to take it down let's rock what an idiot that guy gotta say not a bad russell wilson

it's like whoever decided to post that was like secretly just doesn't like the guy and was you know want to make him look at doofus look at this charge did you guys see that uh there's some controversy in the fajita world and wait can you tell your alarm story first i want to hear about this oh i'll tell the brief version this is this has been hanging over my head since Monday. So we have an alarm system in our home. What's the damage on that? It's very reasonable.

Oh. It's one of the do-it-yourselfers. I won't name the name. I should probably get in touch with them. I don't want anybody hacking me. Kids hack and stuff. Did they simply make you safe by any chance? No, but let's just say this company has a nice ring to it. Anyway.

It wasn't the best. Wasn't my best. Get a notification 6.30am Monday that my front door has been opened and my alarm is going off. Not ideal because you're in Florida at the moment. Many miles away.

Right. About a two-hour flight. So I had just happened to, I just got back from the bathroom. So I was awake and waiting for roads to get up and checking it. And I'm like, okay, don't panic. This is probably a false alarm, whatever. Called neighbors. They finally got back to us five minutes later. Called 311, Austin, not emergency. They told me that there was a, they got a medical distress call from my home.

And I was like, okay, well that's weird because I'm not home. Was it like Randy coming home after a long night at the, at the pound? That's, I was thinking one of y'all two, you or human Randy, maybe tied one on and needed a place to crash. Um, I don't know why, but I was thinking, I mean, y'all were the two that came to mind. Cool. Adam as well. He crowd serves, man. He does. He does crowd serve. And so I'm like, what the hell? I was like, well, that's, that's not a thing. Like we're not there. There's no one there. No one has access to the home. So they transferred me over to EMS and they're like, that's all we can tell you. We can transfer

you back and we can send an officer over there to check it out. So an officer goes over there, does a walk around, says everything looks fine. My front door was still locked, which doesn't make any sense. Right. So I'm like, wait, so the front door was locked, but like the alarm was tripped multiple times. Um, my neighbors said the same thing. So I'm like freaking out. I'm calling the service. Um, I'm sending emails, find out today that the person who lived in my home before me has um a life alert pendant or one of those services you know i fall and i can't get up type deal remember that commercial dylan says the other part of that go ahead one other part nothing you keep going sorry for interrupting so uh essentially she did not change the address when she moved to her new home oh so she needed an ambulance she's okay okay thank you i let what they told me found out today um she needed an

ambulance ems came to my house did she fall and was unable to get up? I don't know. Dylan, I didn't ask. I didn't really ask details. That's HIPAA as well. It's a common emergency with the older folks. Right. They fall and then they subsequently are unable to get up.

Right. Well, here's the creepy part. This is what creeped me out. I didn't find out this information until today. Actually, right before I got in today. Got home last night, walked inside. There was a package that was delivered Sunday inside my house. And also a green note from Travis County EMS inside my house.

And no one told me that they were inside my house. And my window was not completely closed. So confirmed today that they did get the call, have not confirmed that they were inside the house, but that's something they do if they think that there's a, an emergency inside. So they popped my window, went inside my house, did a walk through and left. But they were nice enough to bring a package inside. So that was cool. But dude, last night, we get home. I'm walking through the house. I'm freaked out.

I'm like, somebody was in here. Did you pull the Thule and walk through the house? The Thule was left untouched as was the jewelry. But did you pull it to walk through the house, do the sweep? No, I had a seven iron that I keep. You know that seven iron I keep on my back porch just to swing and make roads laugh?

You probably don't know that. Not using it for much on the course, Dave. Hey, man. You still have my six iron. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, so no, everything's good. But there was Monday morning, that was hanging over me pretty heavy

that someone might've been inside my home. So, wow. To all our older listeners out there, if you have life alert change make sure you update the address when you move also sorry for cracking jokes about you not being able to get up after you fall you are the you are the number one bag of bones joker on this pod you know that right yeah that's my that's my thing eight ten can you put the thing up on the screen i just sent you um i thought i thought it was this creature for a second dave uh we sent it to

randy i did on slack yeah this is never mind the build-up no no no the build-up for this this is gonna deliver i know it is this is gonna stink no people want to hear the story that we probably should have hopefully we'll get it in the next five minutes or so we can oh no atown i thought we had I thought we had a... Hey, it's all right, A-Town. Before we talk about fajitas, can I share something with you? I had El Tiempo for the second time ever the other day, on Tuesday. Monday.

Just okay? The best fajitas I've ever had. They're really good. The best fajitas I've ever had. We upgraded to the... Not to brag. It was a $12 upgrade. We upgraded our beef

to the filet mignon beef. What's that, what's that sending you back? I just, I just said it was a $12 upgrade for two people. From what number? $6 a person.

Give us a hint. What number was it originally? You can just go to the menu on their website. You can probably find out for yourself, so I'm not going to say it. But, the best fajitas I've ever had.

Yep. Incredible. Best queso? No. Queso's good. Okay. It's not the best queso I've ever had. Yeah. Incredible. Best queso? No. Queso's good. Okay. It's not the best queso. Fair.

Fine. Dave, this is the creature, by the way. Why did I miss everything? What is, what? This looks like your furry guy. Explain this to people about my furry guy. The Amarillo Zoo. Oh, this guy?

Yeah. He got out. The meme guy? That's what my tweet was. Oh. Should have done better. He got out. The meme guy? That's what my tweet was. Oh. Should have done better than that. I completely missed your tweet. You should have responded to Dylan's tweet.

The city of Amarillo, Texas has asked the public for help identifying a weird figure seen on security cameras outside the Amarillo Zoo. See, this is probably nothing, and there's probably a very reasonable explanation for it, but I love shit like this so much. It's so fun to speculate on um it looks like that the white furry creature that's right that's why i tweeted dylan why is this thing got long sexy legs it's the meme guy she's got legs dude knows how to use this is amarillo amarillo Zoo yeah what are the theories being floated Amarillo by morning

can we share this from do we share this from circling back for friends who aren't watching at home it would be perfect it's about a week and a half

old on the internet Dave do you think this thing got to Amarillo by morning up from San Antone probably not there's no way the George Strait song

somebody said Rocket the Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy it's the George Strait song Adam knows that reference as do I I don't know that one this raccoon is voiced by bradley cooper up from san anton pretty hilarious stuff he's got a bad attitude but at the end of the day good raccoon wait what where is this camera

mounted what what is the so that is outside the fence of the amarillo zoo so it's it looking to get either inside or looking to so this is not this creature is not in the zoo it's right out it's right we're thinking we think a potential coyote maybe a predator of some sort i think a coyote chupacabra was thrown around i'm just saying and chupacabra always gets maybe it was hanging out by the like uh it's always a coyote with mange that's what they want you to think dave coyotes don't stand on two legs david you've never seen a dog like stand up like maybe somebody was tossing him a treat you think someone was tossing a coyote a treat and it just caught on game camera hey just are you telling me that

stella can't stand up that's not a dog dude okay what it's the furry meme creature okay this is has this been disproven is this this video is from actually the zoo like it's not like somebody's no correct this is this is the amaryllis oh yeah there's the guy yeah thank you adam do a side by side there you go right there oh that's really good yeah i didn't see your tweet brett thank you but it should have done better it did it should it did look same same face it did three figs i mean it didn't see your tweet, Brett, but it should have done better. It did. It should. It did three figs. Same face. It did three figs. I mean, it didn't do terribly, but it did low three figs. What made that creature do this?

Also, is that a real creature? No, it's a taxidermy thing, right? I don't know. It's not a snow monkey? Hey, ask me. I don't know. That's what it looks like that's that could be a good thumbnail i want to retweet it thumbnail chasing i just retweeted myself

don't retweet yourself why not should have done a better number that's sorry dude no not well brett you need to continue to monitor this situation because i would like to know what that is that's that. That's really weird. It appears to be a bipedal, bipedal creature? It appears to be bipedal, and there's also no... Pedal? Pretty sure it's pedal. No, bipedal.

Really? Is that like biopic versus biopic? I think it's just bipedal. There's still no explanation for this, by the way. Biopic is how you say it. Biopic sounds so cheap, though. Biopic is a medical procedure. It's a biopsy, I think you're looking for.

No, I'm just saying that's what it sounds like, Brad. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at this guy. Fucking Dr. Dorn. Fucking Dr. Dorn. All right, figure it out. Adam, spend the rest of the show figuring out what this thing is. Don't even produce.

Can we talk fajitas? Thanks for sharing this with us, Brad. No, Brad, it was a good thing to add. That was sincere. It was a good thing to add. Hey, so I missed this as well. There's a popular Reddit, subreddit, I guess, Ask Reddit. You familiar with this?

People ask Reddit things. The prompt was, what's something that's common knowledge at your workplace that will be mind-blowing for the rest of us okay a little behind the scenes sneak peek huh like for instance uh it's subway they're in like the year 2001 there was a contingency of employees who were drinking coronas in the the meat the meat freezer so that would blow your mind talking about himself not me necessarily but I was left off the schedule. If he gives the sandwich artist a better, more creativity. It did.

Sandwich masons. Sandwich masons. Well, the response that everyone's talking about, the fajitas at Chili's aren't actually sizzling. It's bullshit. Says here they have a sauce called sizzle sauce,

which I feel like is something we should trademark. Hang on a second. Sizzle sauce that you spray over the hot food so it gives the illusion that it's sizzling. Now, Dylan, what's your experience with sizzle sauce? Now, Dylan, what's your experience with sizzle sauce? Sizzle sauce, from what I understand, is just a hot liquid that they pour over it. It's not some special concoction that makes it sizzle.

It's a little deception. So I did a little research into this, and it turns out I don't think chili's is the only one doing this falsifying the sizzle and i'm honestly not entirely sure that this takes away from the sizzle like if this sizzle like um you know increases the uh the amount and the the volume of sizzle i don't think that's that big of a deal. Because they can't bring you a torch plate. I know they do often, but they shouldn't bring you a plate that's that hot. I don't think I ever thought that the meat was actually sizzling itself.

I always thought it was the accompanying sauce. See, me being a total dumbass, I did. You thought beef was straight up just sizzling. Dave, this dude doesn't know straight up just sizzling. Dave. Yeah. This dude doesn't know anything about meat, dude. Dave. I know a thing or two about meat, buddy.

The little platform they use at LT Impo. I don't even know what you call that thing. It's so nice. It's like they custom weld each and every one of themselves. I think it's pretty cool. A little fire compartment underneath, and then there's ashes that fall down it's a heavy piece of steel it's pretty tight garlic butter that you dump the meat oh my god they have the best fajitas david how much they smell i want to i want right are we getting a bag on this ad read dylan's doing i want that scent and a candle it smells so good

it's unbelievable it's unbelievable so the next the next review will be like three guys. When was the last time you had them? Three guys talk fajitas. When was the last time you had them? Is it different from every other episode? No. David, when was the last time you had them? El Tiempo?

It was a very deadly. It was week here. Pull back the curtain. Week like five of this company. Maybe week five. And we went to Houston to do, we brought our pitch deck. This is before Brett. Brett probably wouldn't have let this happen.

We went to one of our ad partners. The first pitch deck was mid. I'm going to be honest with you guys. And okay. Yep. That's fair. It's fair. Dylan did it.

Um, uh, we go down there to like go to one of our ad agencies, ad agencies, and just kind of be like, Hey, we're doing our thing now. We'd love to still work. They didn't,

they didn't care that we were there, but we had, you guys have an appointment. No, we didn't need to be there they were probably our biggest ad agency that we work with they still are by a wide margin and they're great but we were like trying to be you know we're we started an llc we're gonna go uh do some biz dev and we did and they were fine they were very nice we had a fun night in houston um but barrett dudley and i went to i don't know where y'all went i think you and will both had engagements

in houston that night will was going to meet up with his cool friends and you went somewhere else it may have been bayou buds weekend for me i don't want to tell tales out of school here we do bayou buds weekend there we don't do it anymore because my friend moved from houston to austin so yeah okay was it like eugene were you using we would just go out and get twisted yeah we yeah we would buds weekend there we don't do it anymore because my friend moved from houston to austin so yeah okay was it like eugene were you using we would just go out and get twisted yeah we yeah we would use each other quite a bit so barrett and i went to the uh midtown i think el tiempo and sat up at the bar on the second floor is that on last timer man you know uh yeah maybe i don't know it may have been the weekend that two of my buddies got really drunk playing beanbags one night at a bar and decided to play $100 a bag. And one of my friends beat the other one 21 to 0.

21 to 0. What was the damage on that? Well, 21 times 100 is $2,100 is what he owed him. They ended up settling. For? On disclosed terms. Did you all sign NDAs? Right after this happened, we were freaking out.

It was hilarious. We convinced Mike, you know Mikey, Michael. We convinced him. He was the one who won 21 to 0. Who was the loser? Jared. Oh, Jared wasn't a fan of that. Jared doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would get involved in that kind of thing.

Nor lose by 21. It's hard to lose that bad after he was 2100 in the hole we convinced michael to knock 500 off of his tap off of his tab if he could punch jared in the face as hard as he could so he went to a bar and um well up to the bar and jared got a bunch of napkins and he bit he clenched down on his teeth it's like anyway he embraced himself for the punch and then the bartender and like a bouncer saw what was going on and threw us out so it never actually happened but those were the terms of the night and it was phenomenal phenomenal so wait so he was using napkins as like a substitute mouth mouth guard so he didn't break his jaw exactly Exactly. Just like a stack of macros.

Mike's a big guy. Yeah. Right? Mike? No. Mike's a little guy. Jared's a bigger dude. Mike's a little guy.

Oh. Yeah. Okay, I was thinking of the other dude. But if he's a tennis player, man, they get the rotational force. They know how to... No, he's soft.

Okay. He's soft. I can't believe Eugene wasn't involved. Eugene was there. Eugene stays out of this kind of thing. Eugene was there, but he would never get involved in a mess like that. No, nor's soft. Okay. He's soft. I can't believe Eugene wasn't involved. Eugene was there. Eugene stays out of this kind of mess. Eugene was there, but he would never get involved in a mess like that. He's more of like a drive-by gooser. He'll goose you.

I'll drive-by goose you. He will. It was a fun night. It was a fun night. Dylan, how fun was your night when you were experimenting with L'Oreal Paris Men Expert One Twist Hair Color for the first time? How about that night? Tell us about it. It was a fun night. Actually, can I tell a true story about L'Oreal Paris Men Expert One Twist Hair Color for the first time. How about that night? Tell us about it.

It was a fun night. Actually, can I tell a true story about L'Oreal? When I started, when I used it for the first time, Bae, a.k.a. Brittany, my wife, she was like, I kind of miss your grays. It looks good, but I do miss the grays. I get it. Second time I did it, she finally,

she came clean. She said, I got to be honest. I want you to keep dyeing your hair. Oh. Yeah. What was that? It was Will's jazz button.

I hit the wrong one. Were you trying to play I'm trying to bust I'm trying to come? No. Oh. The people thought it was funny. Yeah.

She absolutely loves it and I'm becoming more and more of a fan. We got our wedding pictures back. Oh, yeah. And I'm looking at them in this side, my profile shot. I would just look better without the, I have like a, just a gray, just my sides get gray. This is not a great look.

So anyway. Tell us about the process. It's a very easy process. It took me literally five minutes. It's very easy easy process. It took me literally five minutes. It's very easy to use. It comes in a bottle. You shake it up. You pop the little plastic tab off.

You apply. You let it sit for five minutes. You wash it out. Anyone can do it. It's very simple. Talk about a perfect Father's Day gift for anyone. Get it for your old man or your husband or your boyfriend. Get it for them.

If they maybe are not the type to go out and buy this for themselves, but they probably need it, get it for them. That's the perfect excuse for them to try it for the first time. They're going to like it. Promise you. So easy to use. Perfect gift. All in one bottle. It looks natural. It does. That's the key.

You got to be careful, but this looks natural. Get it on Amazon. Walmart. I believe it, by the Razors. I believe it's by the Razors. L'Oreal Mint Expert One Twist hair color. Thank you, Dylan. You're very welcome, David. And hey, let me be the first to say happy Father's Day to you.

You know what? You're a father as well. Happy Father's Day to you. Oh, that's nice. Really, you didn't have to. Happy Father's Day to Will out there. Yeah, hey, you know what, Will? You too, man. I was about to say it's your first Father's Day, but it's not. It's your second Father's Day to you. Oh, that's nice. Really, you didn't have to. Happy Father's Day to Will out there. Yeah, hey, you know what, Will? You too, man.

I was about to say it's your first Father's Day, but it's not. It's your second Father's Day. Number two. Very cool. So we're doing Squid Game now, real life IRL? I think without the killing. Right.

I figured. You make a lot of money if you win. $4.56 million, I believe. And if you lose, you get to keep your life. Bing Bong. tell me this because again i was on vacation what uh so it's a reality show squid game the challenge who who are they are these just nobodies who go on the show or is it like are they going to do kind of like a challenge like they're going to bring in some bachelor people they're going to bring in some random people from different reality

shows these people we've heard of so fine to find love while competing on squid game yeah no it's a wide open casting i still death do they part i encourage randy to apply this seems like a type of thing you'd be good at we need to get squid game we need to sign randy for this. He's got the squid part now. There's an open testing. Yeah. Are we going to continue to pay him while he's away filming? That's up to you. You know,

it's funny when he was trying to do that one reality show, the single somethings or 20. We never really figured out how that would work. If like he couldn't, or we, we, he just like sent in a video and then it was like, kind of just,

I think, I think the publicity we would get from him being on the show would offset him not working. I don't think a lot of people watch that show. I think it would be fair. I would hear an argument to continue paying him. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm not real sure there's going to be a season two.

I would imagine you get a stipend while on that show. Honestly, that show stunk. I'm glad he didn't make it. That show stunk. They'm glad he didn't make it that show stonk they tried to get they got too creative with the casting it was the most they tried to force storylines out of people most low budget reality show i'd ever seen they just walked around with like an iphone filming it i think it was bad they should have just gone to the basketball court and played horse yeah would have been much more entertaining check it out wash media youtube

basketball court and played horse yeah would have been much more entertaining check it out wash media youtube right so what reality show are you thriving on remember the uh the japanese game shows i do where people would like literally get legitimately get hurt they still do it john cena host i can't believe it's not japanese has not been an american version that's on like there is i think there is but it's not a wipeout't believe it's not japanese has not been an american version that's on like there is i think there is but it's not a wipeout right reality that's what i'm thinking of yeah john cena hosts something similar reality shows in japan go brazy man you're not you're not wrong they're low-key dumb with it yeah yeah there should be like a high stakes wipeout type of show where there's very like you people look like they get

legitimately injured do you ever watch the obstacle one with the uh american ninja warrior i think that's what it's called or they do like that it's it's lame i mean it's impressive what they do the show's lame it's all it's built for people like me what does that mean um tiny in stature okay um probably have some krav maga in their background decent upper body strength lower body strength not really there but and it's just you're just it's just all pull you know you're just it's all it's all lats just engage the last push guys anyway you guys are push guys and then you have to get to the end you have to run up the vert wall the ramp that's the part and then when the worst is when people no I can't do it you saw my vertical that's not good I could they would rather drop in on that so if you're not run up

it that's a great point wow Dylan too Dylan used to play it as he told us who knew um no the worst would be when they got to the very end and they couldn't run up the wall and it was just sad I was like dude you just got through that entire course and now you're here and now you're just sliding down this thing it's tough yeah what game show you excelling on reality game show um oh man american gladiators is the one that i i go to just because i miss it and it was fun who was your favorite gladiator nitro me too double dare 2000 okay shots to summer sanders not holly saunders common misconception summer sanders the ogos i don't think anybody confuses the two does summer saunders have a uh sanders saunders does she have an only fans uh i doubt Okay. Holly does. That's why I'm asking.

I know they're not related, but. Double Dare was cool because it was a mix of challenges and questions. Hmm. Do you guys not watch Double Dare? No, I watch Double Dare. No, I watch Double Dare. Calm down. I was old Double Dare, like original host.

You're getting slimed on Double Dare, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. For me, I wanted to say American Gladiators. I've always been fascinated by the course where there's- The tennis ball machine? The tennis ball gun.

Imagine having that. That thing is so tight. It's awesome. When you get one in here, just light people up. Adam comes in, we just smoke his ass. We've got glass walls now. I don't think it's- By the way, you got voted most likely to break one of the...

or to shatter a pane of glass. With like a football kind of thing? No, backswing. Working on your backswing. Oh. Well, let's not. Okay? I might need to get

the clubs out of here, honestly. Would you just bring me my six iron? Eh, maybe. I've been playing with that six iron for two years and you told me two months ago you had it.

How would you two figure out an amazing race? Just try it. Like Dave and Dylan. I'm just swinging as hard as I can with a seven. I've never seen that. I don't know. Okay.

I'm not doing Survivor. No? I don't do heights. I don't eat weird shit. What about falling in love, like Bachelor stuff? Ugh. I don't know. I don't know.

How close were you to seriously doing The Bachelor back in the day? Or like- Applying for it? Sending in a tape or whatever i mean i i would i was only down to flirt with the idea and to flirt with the application process but i don't want i don't want my personal life exposed in the way that they expose personal lives don't want it so you'd fare better on love island then love island could be sick it could be dope if it's in a cool spot you didn't like golf i don't know if you're allowed to you just have to hang out

stay at the crib all the time man are we gonna watch this squid game thing i'm probably not probably not they're doing a season two i'm sure there'll be like good memes from it but i'll just when the first squid game memes memes were kind of oppressive. Man, the memes always get me in. I'm going to have to watch Morbius or whatever. It's Morbin time. Adam. The memes are just there, man.

Can I still watch it? Can I stream it, Adam? Disney Plus, you can stream Morbius. If Will's not back next week, Monday's episode will be... We're going to all watch Morbius over the weekend and Monday's episode will be a full review.

Can we coast on that? Y'all hop on board? No. I mean, ideally Will's back so I'm not on the episode, but I'm worried about it, man.

A little sinus action? Yeah, but he's fine. You sound like Klein there. I'm going to be fine. You did sound like Klein. I'm fine. Chuck he's fine. You sound like Klein there. I'm going to be fine. You did sound like Klein. I'm fine. Chuck Klein's abs.

Big win. Check out Cold Stove. The IG is back. Klein coming to town next weekend? He is so back. Maybe. What's he doing? What's he up to?

Maybe doing more wedding venue research. Yeah. He was not happy with our answers that we gave him we gave him the best answer and he's like yeah actually no the venue but no thanks yeah he's we knocked it out of the park and it wasn't good enough for him he wants a venue that doesn't exist yeah dude this is austin it's very i mean it's very difficult it's a lot of people to get into said venue i thought mine was the best answer salt lake because they surely they can accommodate all that it is out of town it's a little far it's it you'd have to do buses but uh you know you asked dylan did a bus was kind of fun

didn't get the ride on it hopefully it was a good time i was on the b team bus what was it what was the uh the vibe on that bus we wanted champagne randy tried to go back to get champagne just before the doors closed didn't work oh you were on my bus yeah sorry i just insulted you you didn't answer my my question what was the vibe like it was it was low key to just above average because we didn't have any oh i lied Micah's wedding is the one that I was on there. I was not on with all my friends. So Airbus is kind of funny. You know, when I grabbed the mic and I gave some announcements there on toast,

I said, make sure you fill up a bevy before you get on the bus. I guess you weren't listening to me. I was not listening. I was not listening. Dumb dumb. Might've been in the bathroom. Might've been in the bathroom.

Hey, what an idiot. I almost had to stand up during your ceremony because I had to pee so bad. I'm going to be dead honest with you. I held it, though. All the way to the venue? No, until after. You went inside the crib?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I had to. That's fine. I took my shoes off. I mean, you didn't have to, but thank you. Where do you guys stand on taking your shoes off in the crib? I am very pro taking shoes off because the bottom of shoes

are certified disgusting yep sure um but i'm not the type that's gonna like make you do it or ask you to do it but i do appreciate it it's it's very much appreciated yeah um i i'm on board with all that i mean as somebody i was in an airport for way too long yesterday and i was just thinking like i was just thinking, I'm going to have to go back in my home after this and shower and take my shoes off. When you walk out of a public restroom, what do you think is on the bottom of your feet? It's piss. What do you think? I would hope that there's some sort of

fluoride on it. Use your brain. Dave is right. If not worse. It is. Straight pee-pee. Dude, airport bathrooms. Austin, to their credit, is very good. Austin, good. DFW, bad. Love, feel, good.

Fort Walton, destined. Very good. Mainly because it's a tiny airport. Really? Very tiny. Very few gates. I'll tell you what. I'm big on regional airports now, Dave, because there's no delays.

Understaffed. That is understaffed. A little slow. Austin, how was getting your badge yesterday? Getting the bags was fine, but the airline that might be American... Dude, I stayed getting the bag. Two and a half.

Two and a half hour delay, maintenance, just miscommunication, misplaced strollers, all that. Any chance that your plane rolled up to the gate but had to wait like another 45 40 minutes on the tarmac yeah yeah we did absolutely and i'm calling the dog place saying hey please don't close i need to i'm gonna be a little late going to get my sure you didn't have to pee at all dude you'd be proud of me so i'm on this new medication this is not an ad i don't even know the name but i'm i'm urinating less frequently dave's

back now i did get a mayan mocha from across the street and i am holding one in fierce right now a peepee not a monday breath but do your thing do you want us to do the next read so while you while you while you pee do you think you're you're you up to it buddy pass breath the rock give me the rock give me the dish all right go ahead dylan are you familiar with true bill by any chance i am familiar with true bill thank you it is it is a service that has saved me uh i probably three digits worth of dollars at this point because i didn't even know i was paying for stuff that i was paying for nothing wrong with saving some money nothing wrong with saving some money true bill is the new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions that you don't need want or simply forgot about which was the

case in my uh my case what a brilliant idea for an app love it and if you don't if you don't use it you're basically just like not picking up money off the ground exactly how on average how much would you say people save using true bill per year oh do you have a number i do i do per year yeah on average 90 try 720 what yes okay well i'm way off on average people save up to 720 a year i see adam over here downloading the app on as we speak because companies make subscriptions hard to cancel true bill makes it incredibly simple just link your accounts and true bill will cancel your unwanted subscriptions in one tap and your true bill concierge is there when you need them to cancel unwanted subscriptions so you do not have to

i think i've literally saved hundreds of dollars using true bill because for example uh For example, a New York Times product. Boom. An Amazon product. Perhaps like Prime. Boom. Stuff that maybe I used to use solo and now have somebody else who I'm sharing something with and now we're paying for Hulu toys. Guess what? Truebill has helped me out across the board.

They have over 2 million users and helped them save over $100 million to date. Don't fall for subscription scams. Start canceling today at Truebill.com slash circling. Go right now. Truebill.com slash circling. It could save you thousands a year. Truebill.com slash circling. Man, that's such a good ad read, Brett. Thank you. You knocked that out of the park. Thank you. Have you guys discussed the tortillas? In what fashion? Again, with the Tex-Mex, by the way. We just can't get away from it. Let me play a little audio here. This comes from Representative Andy Biggs at Rep. Andy Biggs AZ. I assume he's out of Arizona. Oh, yes, R-AZ, Republican out of Arizona.

Says here in this tweet, not to get too political, Representative Andy Biggs argues that January 6th hearings are a distraction. And let's find out why. Can I play the audio? Yeah, sure. You guys heard this? They don't want you talking about, hey, the size of that pack of tortillas that I just bought last week before it came out. They used to look like the regular corn tortillas.

Now they look like mini tortillas. Same price. The same packaging. They don't want you talking about that. They don't want you talking about, hey, kids, we're not going to be able to go on vacation this year. They don't want you talking about any of that. Who is they?

What's the deal with tortillas? We're getting smaller. I mean, come on. I mean, are people talking about this? We can't afford it. Are tortillas getting smaller? We need to do an investigation. You guys seen us.

Is he just talking inflation? What's the context of this? I believe it is a combination of like, hey, these hearings on January 6th, Dylan, you're very familiar with that date. That was the date you were out of office. Why was Dylan not here? I was glued to the TL shaking my head.

Were you? You're like, I got a trip over to Maryland. Yeah, I think the argument here is that, look, don't focus on that. Focus on inflation specifically. The tortillas. Tortillas. They're smaller. What's the deal?

Is that true? When's the last time you bought? Dave, you bought the biggest tortillas I've ever seen. You're the tortilla guy. Not more than two weeks ago. I bought the biggest, worst brand of tort seen. You're the tortilla guy. Not more than two weeks ago. I bought the biggest, worst brand of tortillas. You're the one who eats. Because we were supposedly going to do a TikTok thing with Randy where we slap each other in the face with big tortillas.

Meanwhile, my cred just goes in the shitter because everybody thinks I buy bad tortillas. I'm like, no, no, we're not eating these. We're slapping each other in the face because we're in our 30s and we podcast. You're the tortilla guy. You're the one who eats, on average, 12 tortillas at Matt's every time we go. That is true. To be clear, look, there's nothing mini about the Matt's tortillas.

That is not... Ignore their prices because they're going up. That is true. Is the knockout really $20 now? It's $18. Son of a gun. What's going on? I'm officially a house-marred guy at Matt's now.

I'm paying $18 for a martini. I think that's the call, man. It is three and a half shots of tequila in one, so it's like six bucks. I'm just going to start bringing my own martinis there. I don't think that's frowned upon. Hey, regardless of politics, I got to say, Andy Biggs is a good name. Yeah. It sounds like a shortstop

not betting number two andy page it doesn't no you're thinking big leagues i mean that was bob shepherd okay best baseball name ever what do you think it is gino petrali um tino martinez what about yastrzemski no too many great too many vowels rafael palmeiro is a great name. Don Mattingly. Don Mattingly. That's a baseball name. No one talks about it, but he did give me a nod when I was a child.

We know. No one cares. It was a great story. That's a baseball name. Rocco Baldelli. Good name. David DeLucci. We're going to just do Italians.

Mickey Morandini. Willie Mays. Willie Mays. Not Italian. Well, yeah. Italians have objectively good names. Jason Giambi noted italian did he die his brother died his brother died did he yeah jeremy is sad

it's too bad uh milton bradley there yeah that's good uh former ranger great coco yeah that's a good one that's a great one carlton prince prince fielder cecil fielder cecil is it cecil i always call him cecil reggie jackson dude uh maybe maybe i don't know what the what the book says on the history of this guy kirby puckett i always thought kirby puckett was a great name was this was he problematic at some point something i don't remember it may r.i.p by the way i don't know he also passed away i don't know if he was or not. Kirby Puckett is a fantastic name, though. Kirby Puckett.

We're just naming players. We should just go to therapy. The masculine urge to just name MLB players. Big content guy was doing that again on the TL. He just started doing football guys. Football guys. Football's not as fun. Tony Siragusa. No. Oh, the Goose. Goose. R guys. Football's not as fun. Tony Siragusa.

No. Oh, the Goose. Goose. R.I.P. Goose. I could do old Ranger names for an entire show. Like Mark Messier? Probably wouldn't be. Wayne Gretzky?

Nolan Ryan? Brian Leach? Nolan Ryan's... Nolan Ryan is objectively a great baseball name. Yeah. My middle name, after Nolan Ryan. Your middle name is Nolan Ryan. Just Ryan.

Oh. Is that true? Yeah. George Frett and Nolan Ryan. Ryan Sander is Nolan Ryan. Just Ryan. Is that true? Yeah. George Brett and Nolan Ryan. Is your dad a Mets fan? My dad is an Orioles fan. He's just like Nolan. Big fan. The Ryan Express. Yep. Through gas. Got to see him pitch one time. I was a kid. Yeah. Our old Arlington Stadium. How'd you do against him? I was like six years old. You can't imagine I'm putting wood on the ball. There's no way I'm making content.

He's pretty good. Is Mark's Little League season over? Yeah. They lost in the semis. I'm going to tell you this right now. They lost? Yeah. He was devastated when they lost, too.

Man. He's got to learn though the pain of defeat's better than the real victory you know what he he cried and i i looked at him as like people try and comfort him like it's all right i was like you know what i'm glad you have a little emotion here man i'm glad that you wanted to win bad enough that you're like upset about it he's got that dog we were worried if whether or not he had that dog you know clearly has the dog in him david some people some people were saying his virality was going to his head and maybe he was We were worried whether or not he had that dog in him. Clearly has the dog in him, David. Some people were saying his virality was going to his head and maybe he was affecting his focus at the plate.

I try to give him updates on his virality. Like, look, this is how many people have liked your tweet. And he was like, oh, that's cool. You don't care, man. He's already thinking about the next viral tweet. That's how the greats do, man. Yeah. And I bet the way he's built, the way I find out Park's right,

he would rather – he hates bad tweets more than he likes his best tweets. You know what I mean? It's a real hates to lose mentality. He was going viral. Mamba mentality. With a dope tweet, and he was mad over a tweet he had a while ago that didn't do numbers. You got to keep him off Twitter. Yeah. He doesn't need to be on twitter i'm sure he's not but no he's not he's not on twitter

and they're doing tiktok now anyway my niece is on there my parks does not have a phone he's not doing any of that stuff yet how did you guys not win the 2001 world series dave don't talk about it look Look at this lineup, dude. Talking about the Texas Rangers? Texas Rangers. I believe it starts and ends with the mound. You're right. The pitching is absolutely non-existent.

You go Pudge, Rafi, Michael Young, A-Rod, Mike Lamb, Frank Catalano, Gabe Kepler, Ricky Lede, Ruben Sierra. Ruben Sierra's on the 0-1 team? Yeah. Rubes. So was Gallaraga. Ken Cavalier. Now a coach.

Rusty Greer. Fun fact, when Ruben Sierra was a Yankee, I've got stories for days. Went and watched the Yankees-Rangers. Went to a bar, Sherlock's in Arlington, right after the game. Arlington stinks, and Sherlock's is not a great bar, but it's one of the only bars right by there.

We go there after the game. Ruben Sierra is there in like a tight like affliction style shirt just standing there being ruben sierra just jacked clearly juiced just standing there i was like hey what's up ruben man loved you when i was a kid had your card he was like the first athlete who drove like a lamborghini and like that dfws and like i remember like the news in a lambo he's pushing a lambo in like 1990. anyway that's probably a testarossa loved ruben more of a julio franco guy but that's neither here nor there it's just details batting stands always bothered me you don't like that bat over the head it didn't make any sense i tried to teach parks that but famously used a very heavy bat as well. Weird, very heavy. Not my move.

Too heavy. Also famously like 58 when he retired from baseball. Brett, there was a stretch of like 10 years where we would just hit the most home runs and had the worst pitching staff in the major league baseball. Sounds about right. I mean, you went top to bottom. You went Rick Helling, Doug Davis, Darren Oliver,

Kenny Rogers, Rob Bell. Darren Oliver stunk. There's nobody good on that list. The gambler, though, Kenny Rogers. The different guy. Perfect game. He did have Pat Mahomes on that team. Is that true?

Yeah. Pat Mahomes, relief pitcher, 107 innings. Didn't realize that. These tortillas are getting smaller. Are they corn or flour? I don't know. I don't know if that's true. If there's a flour tortilla that's getting smaller,

maybe because there's a wheat shortage. We we'll know this economy that is true we'll know this economy is in a lot of trouble when like you know how now if you go buy like a bag of doritos maybe some chili cheese fritos dylan something like that it's like you pop it open and half the bag's air that's once that starts going down to like a third of the bag then we're in big trouble that's been happening for years it's just steadily is the worst offender which which snack item that comes in a bag do you get the best uh bang for your buck so like you open a bag of popcorn smart pop skinny pop whatever that's usually filled to the brim smart Smart food's good about it. Smart food is good about it. But with Doritos,

and not just them, any chip, really, I feel like pretzels are more full and voluminous than... You know that's strategic, though. I mean, there's a reason for it. It protects the integrity of the chip. It's an air cushion. It's true.

I think they're just trying to stick it to the little guy. Well, I thought they were just trying to, it to the little guy well i thought they were just trying to you know shave expenses off of their production line i mean bottom line that's probably like a perk to the whole situation but it's profits over people the cushion of air in a bigger bag protects the uh the integrity of the chip i'm gonna walk my okay i'm gonna walk my tight little ass down to the lays potato chip chip factory, and I'm going to glue my hand to the conveyor belt in protest of chips. Really?

Well, if you do it in Nabisco, Nabisco needs people. Are they showing their staff? Do they eat chips or just wafers? What does Nabisco do? Nabisco does like Oreos and Nutter Butters. Speaking of that, we need somebody to write a column about s'mores okay i don't know my website i don't know how accurate this is the cushion actually is actually nitrogen gas chip manufacturers fill bags with this preservative gas to help keep chips fresh

if it were filled with regular air the chips would likely turn soggy and spoil really that sounds like more big chip bullshit. So you're saying bags of chips are filled with NOS? I need NOS. Sure. That's nitrous oxide. They're probably not filled with that. Dave had that in his car, though.

Did you ever do that? NOS? Did you ever huff? Huff NOS? Did I ever do whippets? Not NOS, but what is the one that, the nitrous, like the one they didn't say by the bell?

The one that made your voice go lower instead of higher? Maybe, I don't know. I've never done it. I'm scared of huffing. There's one, I forget what it's called. Probably because I've never done that. Fun fact, I've never huffed anything. I've never huffed anything besides a whipped cream thing.

Not an empty one. Not an empty one. Never done a Whippet. By the way, no surprise to anybody here, but I was right about the reason for the bag being, yeah. It serves as a buffer to protect your chips. That's what Big Chip wants. It sounds like it was the first thing you read, not that.

Well, mine was a bonus nugget onto the original, more important nugget that I shared with everyone. So I'm very correct here. But there's also... The nitrogen gas also is there. And it says, psst, nitrogen is a natural gas and completely harmless yeah what's your source here i am on uh tasteofhome.com that sounds

totally legit yeah i'm sure that they've got the food scientists on staff there anyways tortillas man crazy if they are getting smaller, you let us know. Write in to Dylan at washmedia.com. And I will just delete it. You do delete emails. You don't respond to the backers. Yes, I do. Sometimes.

Dylan just needs grammar leads so his tone is nicer in emails. That's not a sponsor today. You would be the best legal writer because legal writing you don't need any extraneous it's just the facts and that's you know the better and i think you would crush that so if you want to like have like a second career as an attorney i probably won't but it's good to know that I have that as a possibility. What would be your trade name? My trade name? Like on the Texas cock, obviously.

Oh. Hmm. Is this a call sign for lawyers? I don't know. Big dog. Yeah. We've got the Texas hammer. We've got the law hawk.

Oh, Texas law hawk. Yeah. What's Thomas J. Henry? How about just be... Dude, why is there not a Texas big dog? Like you should just be the big dog. The dog the texas dog there it is the uid da wg the lawyer that rocks i've seen him everybody knows that guy stinks david comey we have a whole other episode to do i just remember that so you want to talk about this weekend and fun presented by busy

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so we might go to dinner but really i mean i'm looking to mob if you're a lot of listeners in town if you want a mom getting a lot of a lot of people hitting me up is that right two people two dudes. Should we do Matt's at some point? I could use one of those $20 martinis. The thing is the tortillas are getting so small. But the martinis are $20. I'm not spending $20 on a Mexican martini.

I want to go blow $60 on martinis. Dude, shout out Florida for having relatively inexpensive drinks. No plans really until Sunday. We're doing a Father's Day dinner. I'll be with Brittany and my son, Park, my son and my partner. My dad will be there. And then my sister, brother-in-law in there. They're a young one.

So yeah, Carve will be a scene. Can't wait. Love that place. Absolutely love that place. And that's all I have. Brett. I'll turn it over to you. H-T. Love that place. Absolutely love that place. That's all I have. Brett. I'll turn it over to you. H-Town weekend for me. Oh, no.

Really? You stay in town one time. I'm going Friday. Wait, why? Caroline's birthday. Oh, okay. She lives in Dallas. We're all going to Houston. We're meeting up in Houston. What's on the agenda? Dude, I was just there. Definitely LTM. Dude, that's crazy.

He was just there. Up LTM. Dude, that's crazy. He was just there. Upgrade that beef, dog. I mean, we'll probably do a mix of chicken and beef. Upgrade the part that you... Are you going to meet anybody at McIntyre's? No, dude, Max is kind of like, kind of mad now. Place is dead. Those vegas smell so good.

No, Max is actually on... Drift is kind of mid now. Is Drift? I don't think i've been to drift new um matches the spot okay good or uh there's a new uh new kirby ice house in memorial it's kind of sick oh kirby's good yeah very cool i might hit kirby okay anything else little wood rose i don't know yeah just a lot of uh bouncing around that's fun you gotta probably do sushi at some point.

Okay. Carolyn's a big sushi fan, so we'll do a little birthday din. Both of you have exponentially more exciting weekends than I do. We're just laying low. Probably going to finally unpack my suitcase Friday or Saturday. Probably be a big night for me. Let's do mats, dog. I'll do mats.

I got nothing else. Everyone on the mound tonight? My father's day, I have to take my dog to the groomer. We scheduled it and I was like, oh, it's father's day. I don't care. It's fine. Let's be chilling. I got the homie tonight, man. He can come through.

Yeah. Somebody operating heavy machinery behind him? That's the first time I've heard construction noise in this studio from inside while we were recording and we just all stopped down we were just very easily distracted yeah that's about it man got no plans may have a friend coming in town sunday we may go to uh do a little lunch or something but yeah gonna be fun basketball perhaps watch basketball watch hockey watch the sports us open of course we didn't talk about that oh big time have you been following i don't even talk about that. Oh, big time.

Have you been following? I haven't looked at the – I saw more cover 300s. The leaderboard, Rory, is on top. Ooh, he was plus 400 and missed the cut. Almost took that, but I didn't. He minus four. He's leading the tournament right now. Otherwise, the leaderboard is not tough.

Gross. A lot of guys – I heard Spieth had a tum-tum problem. A lot of guys yet to tee off. Lots of okay you heard of david lingworth hayden buckley matthew neesmith or uh patrick rogers i know yeah yeah i know i i saw the uh the amateur dude uh he has since fallen off oh no okay well fun let's go watch it. All right. Thank you all. Um, I love you all. Hopefully we're back at full strength next week. If not, we'll make it work. We will see you soon. Bye. Bye. Outro Music