Circling Back - Zoo Escapes, Tennesse Cops, and Mob Bosses

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

When an animal escapes from the zoo, there's only one podcast you need to tune into to get all the details. We probably aren't that podcast, but we talked about the situation in Dallas nonetheless. We also dove into the cop in Tennessee who had affairs with numerous coworkers, the arrest of Italy's top mob boss, and The Chainsmokers having threesomes with fans. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:15) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:30) Dallas Zoo Escape (43:40) Tennessee Cops Absolutely WILDING (50:00) Italian Mob Boss Captured (58:00) Chainsmokers Threesomes Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com (STEAM139 for $1.39 per meal on your first box) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live my name is will defries my left that boy david ruff did you guys see disick was at the proper no yeah disick was at the proper boys uh yeah so i'll do moi shit that's kind of a vibe would you know disick if you saw him i think absolutely of course absolutely there's no question if i saw any of the Kardashian slash Jenner crew, I mean, I'm not proud of this, but I would know who all of them are. Well, we're friends with Brody.

It's facts. Brody. What? We hung out with the hottest of all the Jenner Kardashian clan. You got Brody ahead of Kendall? I know you've been a Kendall guy since like day one. It's tough. Well, not day one.

Day whatever, when you turn 18 is. Right. But that's when I noticed her. My favorite Kardashian is, my favorite one's Clayton Kardashian. Yeah. With a K. They call him Clay for sure. Right.

Saves time. Yeah. One less syllable. Yeah, he is pretty sick. Yeah. He's an accountant. Really? Yeah. He stays out of the sick. Yeah. He's an accountant. Really? Yeah.

He stays out of the limelight. He doesn't like it. Yeah, he is a specialty practice. He's a grinder. Yeah, dude. I mean, he's kind of the brains behind the operation. Oh, yeah. I thought that was Chris.

Would you approach Disick? Didn't he punch a mirror one time? I don't know. To be honest, out of everyone you can approach in that crew i feel like disick would be one of the people that might actually talk to you but he's out right like he's not yeah it was blood it was a blood out situation i think courtney finally had enough of his shit and just dumped his ass yeah do you guys know that he's got a clothing brand no do you know what it's called so you don't know what it's called is it hollister it's called talentless that's cool i mean if you're gonna name something you know what

i respect that might as well go full self self-aware with it yeah i respect that a lot we should just rename this podcast no we have i have talent i see a lot of talent myself when i look in the mirror david. Are you okay? No. Okay. Dylan Chivary, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, man. Super happy to be here. You guys look refreshed, looking good.

Dave's sipping that bing bong over there. Look, Brett went to some kind of ranch situation over the weekend. New York City? And apparently he had himself a little time. He learned how to work a shotgun for the first time and he's he's really cocky he's the kind of guy who doesn't pick up his shells oh no way he's so cocky about it um i guarantee you didn't clean that shotgun either by the way no he he probably didn't uh clean up his shells after a rally around the family but he's already talking a lot of booty

chatter he he goes i didn't miss a single clay he's he's like there's no way that's possible he goes okay i went like 98 he sent a text to our friend uh intern klein who has a some he has a ranch his family does and he wants to go he wants to challenge dave and i to a uh a skeet shoot off it's just like he wants to out texas us you can't out skeet me so i guess we're not going to bring our wives on this trip uh yeah he wants to out texas us and i don't think i sorry well appreciate what he's doing it's not a skeetly do competition skeetly b it's not a skeetly b comp i'm not i'm not i'm not a great shot by any means but he came in here with his chest

puffed out this ends with like us actually doing this and brett accidentally like shooting somebody yeah like shooting someone in the arm like does it it just grazes the arm is he gonna dick cheney somebody yeah yeah tell his face shot i could easily see him inadvertently just accidentally shooting someone in a non-lethal way yeah that's just poor discipline you can't you don't shoot if there's somebody right there especially if like their face is within uh mere feet of your shotgun earlier i said dave and i when the proper thing would have been dave and me and it's going to bother me for the rest of this podcast so i just wanted to at least nobody cares the proper way is what you just said but like the respectful way would have been including

me in that conversation as well. He didn't challenge all three of us. You did kind of take that L. That was a subtle L. I'm kind of an outsider these days. It's okay. I'll get back in. We went to dinner.

I want to bring him down a peg or two. That's what I'm trying to say. Gross. Not like that, man. Not everything can be gross. You't like a good monday morning peg joke the second of the morning actually did i miss a peg joke it wasn't really a joke but no i was sending a text earlier to somebody and uh it was trying to auto correct a word i was doing to the word peg and had it actually done that and i would have pressed send without reviewing the text i would have had some splaining to do yeah some would

have been a real lucy ricky situation because your boy would have been splaining yeah emphasis on the former i don't know lucy i don't know the difference between the former and the latter in that situation it's always kind of escaped me. It's okay. Lucy, I'm home. Were your parents big I love Lucy people? My parents were. My dad had every single episode on VHS.

Every single episode. She was kind of bad, wasn't she? I don't know. Lucy? Yeah, she was kind of bad. I mean, yeah. I was more of an Ethel guy. Really? I think it was low-key kind of bad. I mean, yeah. I was more of an Ethel guy. Really?

I thought it was low-key kind of bad. I'm not familiar with her game. You could tell she was a freak, though. Really? Yeah. Actually, the palm trees that Sally and I got married underneath in California were called Lucy and Desi. Not a lot of palm trees out there are actually named. People don't realize that. I think Lucy was a babe.

Do you think? It's hard to say because it's in black and white, like a lot, you know, the show was. But this is in the black and white situation. Megabay. I don't know. Let's not undersell how much of a catch Desi was, though. How many? But this isn't a black and white situation. Mega bang. I don't know. Let's not undersell how much of a catch Desi was, though.

How many? Ricky was hot. How many beers for Lucy? I'd talk to her sober at a bar. Yeah, for sure. I'd be nervous, but I'd do it. Yeah, I'd be nervous. They were calling me Lucille Baller for a time.

Why? That was when I was running point on the ninth grade in the freshman basketball team. I hurt my knee and the coach didn't like me, so I didn't continue playing. I thought you quit so you could join the ski team and talk to girls instead. You would have gone D1 if the coach liked you? No, probably.

I mean, I could have walked on. I had some interest from a few schools. But it's not a big deal. Can you name those schools are you allowed to or uh yeah um like what's the most north carolina oh wow really i thought you're gonna say something else uh yeah i didn't i didn't quite have the grades to to get looked at by duke but coach coach k came to a couple of games i was like hey man you need to study a little harder we can maybe offer you a ride and i was like coach i'm gonna keep doing me you know mj went there north carolina yeah right pd pablo

also went there and jade's dave yeah i mean a number of players went there when it go through he's the most notable anton jameson went there yeah former maverick that's true a lot of people don't talk about jerry stackhouse yeah he did pretty sure i think yeah pretty sure okay yeah okay i was always a dude i was the dude guy the dookies oh god i'm too tired i i'm too tired to do my dicky v today you are pretty mellow right now the dookies that's good the dookies is everything all right yeah i was i was up with a tum-tum issue last night damn oh no major shouts though now we're fine i feel i feel bad for you and your tum no dude it's bad i think it's better what'd you drink for dinner i've been drinking i've been drinking my uh my gas all morning so we all good okay what'd you have for dinner last night you know what i have for dinner dog it was mushroom bolognese night oh just a classic classic uh vegetarian twist on a on a french

favorite Dylan is so averse to mushrooms that it makes me like eating mushrooms even more why do you hate mushrooms they're disgusting this is the most third grader take you have it's a slimy fungus like Like, why would I eat it? Watch out for those fungi. Fungies. You think that eating like an animal that was brutally slaughtered on like a mass scale, you think that's less icky than eating a mushroom out of the ground? The texture and the taste is far superior to that of a mushroom.

Dylan is a big advocate of factory farms. I saw him. I was actually at Central market the other day and i walked up to the fish counter and he said yeah do you actually have any uh farm raised it's not true he's like i see that you guys have this free range chicken um do you have any like where like they keep the chickens in like a like on top of each other in tiny tiny cages caged chicken yeah do you have any i just like how it tastes yeah i like feeling i like feeling the struggle of the meat that's so twisted man yeah it's freaking that's what you get with me sometimes though man i'm

never gonna twist it yeah you'll come in and be like my stomach hurt but next thing you know he hits you with that will's unhinged this guy doesn't care clearly i should probably get off the uh lucy uh no please don Lucy stuff here. No, please don't. Just a nice show. Big week coming up. Major shouts to all the patrons out there. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast.

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Wow. Company man. That must be nice, dude. Well, Dylan and I are on it, along with our friend KJ, who lives in Madison. We are not going to record today. We are going to record tomorrow. Why is that? Well, tonight we've got the Dallas Football Cowboys taking on Tom Brady in the Tampa Bay Bucs.

Is this the last game of Brady's career? We don't know, but we're going to discuss it tomorrow. We figured we would have a whole week. I don't think it is. By Monday, there would have already been another round of games. So it's just like, well, if Dallas gets their doors blown off, we've got to have Micah involved somehow. No, I don't know if I can handle that, man.

Yeah, we have to. Okay. We will be recording tomorrow. How do you guys feel about this game? Not great. You guys feeling good? Not great. People that I respect and trust feel better about it than I do.

Like who? Stephen A. Smith? Jake? People on the radio. Dax just, you know, he hasn't been playing his best football lately. People are wondering if he's going to be a starter next year. He will be. Oh, shoot.

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Rocketmoney.com slash circling. Dylan, what'd you get into this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. I'll get mine out of the way pretty quickly as it was a pretty low-key weekend for your boy. Didn't do a whole lot. Not much to speak of. I think Dave's taking a little siesta while I'm talking about this.

Pretty rude. Also, thumbnail chasing. Not a big deal. Yeah, that's cold. That's a cold-ass thumbnail, actually. Yeah, it did go to home slice over the weekend. It's kind of the highlight. No, that's not true.

Yesterday was the highlight. I went down to San Marcos. My sister. Hell, yeah. Day drinking on the weekend. It's kind of the highlight. No, that's not true. Yesterday was the highlight. I went down to San Marcos. My sister. Hell, yeah. Day drinking on the square. Nice. My little niece lived down there. Went to go visit them.

It was a great, great time. A little NFL Sunday. Watch some football. Pitchers and pints action. Yeah, dude. The kids got a little bike ride off. It was a lovely, lovely Sunday afternoon down in San Emo. Did you see any of the spring pledges?

Weirdly, I didn't go to the frat house, Dave. Those kids are always weird. You didn't pop over and just see what's going on? Those spring kids usually suck. Hey, what's up, Dorn? We may not even take one next year. Hey, fall class 02, what's up with it? Did you all see the story that I had in the rundown today but took out of the rundown?

Why'd you take it out? Well, the headline itself, I was like, that's pretty frat. And then the more I read it, I was like, I don't know. That's not very frat. Can we just share the headline? The headline was that there was a kid who ate a bus seat. Is he alive? Yeah.

What frat was he in? Well, it made it sound like he ate the whole bus seat, which I thought was kind of frat because pledges do that all the time. It's very frat. But as it turned out, he just gnawed on it and then took a chunk out of it and got fined $200. No cap. That's a terrible story. Yeah.

I was like, why did the BBC report on this? This is not a good story. I'm not ever going to eat a – A what? I don't care if I was a legacy pledge and I was just so into it. If they made me eat a freaking couch with my pledge brothers,'d be like no i'm not doing it hey it's couch eating season i'm not doing it no you got it no you you you start it and you eat like a ton of the the padding i think that's the move you eat that's where you go with the padding the padding yeah

do you think it affects your gut biome talk about your tum tum issues man i don't feel like that's that foam in there is not going to be yeah but you don't want to be the pledge who takes forever and then you get like the wood framing part of it like you don't want to be that guy yeah you don't need the wood framing because like like that like that hey that fake leather that faux leather you should throw a foam party for your 40th i went to one foam party ever they're awful and it was the most miserable thing i've ever been to in my life. They suck. It's the worst thing that the late 90s ever did.

I went to one single phone party as well. They're filth. I went to one single phone party, and I lost my favorite winter hat at that phone party. It's forever made me hate phone parties. Guess where I lost it? Wait. In the phone. You were wearing a winter hat, so it was cold.

Yeah, it was cold. Hey, people are hooking up in that phone. Oh, for sure. Hands are wandering. In the foam. You were wearing a winter hat, so it was cold. Yeah, it was cold. Hey, people are hooking up in that foam. Oh, for sure. Hands are wandering. For sure are. Under that. I remember being like, damn, dude, I'm in college, and I'm at a foam party. Like, I made it.

And then I lost my favorite hat. Dude, my life is like Van Wilder. Yeah. That's what you would always say. I would always say that. You're like, I'm kind of like the Van Wilder of this school. Yeah, I would. The new pledges come in. What's up? Dorn. Yeah, Dorn. I would always say that. You're like, I'm kind of like the Van Wilder of this school. Yeah, I would. The new pledges come in.

What's up? Dorn. Yeah, Dorn. Another Van Wilder type. Yeah, this place is pretty chill. Anything else? You ate pizza? I didn't go to the frat house.

You ate pizza and went to the- You didn't frat stomp anyone? How are you going to go back to your old stomping grounds and not frat stomp anyone? It's not there anymore. I didn't even get close to campus. I drove right past it. Yeah. Did you go obsess him?

No. Okay. You're down Bobcat. No. Did you check out Wackerfield? Anyway, shouts to GJ Kenny. He's got some recruiting momentum going right now.

So it's good. Dave's all about it. More on that tomorrow. Anyway, Dave, how about your weekend, man? I'm sure it was really cool. I did not eat pizza. I still have your Zocard. Dude, I've been trying to play my Zocard all 2023,

and I've gotten shot down numerous times. I wanted to play it last night, and Alyssa, my wife, hit me with a, sure you don't want to, she literally goes, sure you don't want to play it tomorrow for the game? And I was like, that's why I married you. Wow.

I can't quit you. She's got your front, your back, and your center, David. She's a real keeper out there. You got to hold on to her as long as you can. We did not eat pizza, but Friday. Are you going to do it tonight? Are you going to do it tonight? I am.

Where? I don't know. Do you like the menu? Do we want to talk about now what menu did you look at you know i prepped you i told you like hey i'll watch it we can talk about it so you knew oh the movie i watched that last this guy's chasing uh m MVP no no he's going for most valuable podcaster today I don't have it in me today

I don't have that dog in me today he's going for it he's not doing great he's taking all the shots he's having a Trevor Lawrence first half can I give you my take

on the menu I wouldn't want to be you in the second half that player I thought the menu was fun I thought it was good I didn't think it was great

but I did enjoy it and it was a nice way to spend a Friday yeah the sous chef scene did – what was your reaction? Yeah, fast forward to 24 minutes if you don't want to hear any spoilies right now. 24 minutes is where I can guarantee that we will be done talking about the menu. I kind of knew what was about to happen.

I was very responsible of you just now. I kind of – the buildup was there – was such that I was like, either this guy's gonna do it to himself or uh tom ridley was gonna do him oh man i was not expecting it and uh jaw on the floor facts i'm gonna i'm gonna keep a ranking of movies for myself this year that's my fun ranking and i think i think the menu is currently the number one in the power fun just fun just fun like yeah not i'm not talking like best movie if you have a movie of the year whatever though i'm talking like that was fun we had a good time what was the line you said last week

about going to brown and he's like did you go to college yeah i went to brown you have student loans no you're gonna die tonight i was like fuck yeah dude yeah definitely kill the people that don't have student loans i actually agree with that it was kind of a cosmic gumbo we were saying that as we were watching sure uh john leguizamo possibly my favorite character well that and the food the food critic was great too the food critic the food critic couple was my favorite they were they were dynamite what's the young lady's name that was a queen's gambit that actress? Anya Taylor-Joy. She's great. Also, final season of Peaky Blinders, final couple.

Bloody crime scene. They're doing the thing because she's very hot right now. She's trending upwards. She's talented. If you go do a rewatch of a Peaky Blinders episode on Netflix, they have Cillian Murphy. Tommy. Tommy!

And her behind him even though she's not really in the entire series that much important character the last couple seasons but it's like I see what you're doing you're capitalizing on this and that's what the Golden Globes are doing as well she was nominated for a Golden Globe for her work in the menu out of everyone in that movie I don't think she

was far and away better than anybody else in that movie i don't think she was far and away better than anybody else in that movie like i thought it was a very good ensemble cast food critic give it to her give her the fire she was good what else did i do this weekend oh i know i brought the uh the fam we linked up with uh will's fam plus barrett, plus Sally's friend, whose child I misnamed. It's okay. Dave heard the name. I did. Dave took a shot downfield when we first sat down at the dinner.

Did you Quinn you? And said, so how old is... Do you want to say? I said, how old is Chad? That kid's name is definitely not Chad. Is it close? No. It's Chad. Is it close? No. It's Jack.

And Sally, I think Sally realized what happened, and she tried to, like, step in and be like, Dave, Jack is blah, blah, blah. Like, she said something, and I could tell she was, like, subtly trying. She heard and didn't know if her friend had heard. And I was like, I just, like, I was like, look, straight up. I just beefed your name. I thought your kid's name was Chad. Sorry.

What's up, Chad? Dude, it's hard remembering kids' names, though, because like adults and stuff, like you've seen them on Instagram and stuff. If you're golfing with somebody that you just met, you can write their name on the scorecard. It makes it real easy to remember these things. That's how you remember people's names?

Playing golf? 100%. 100%. Yeah. Clark's got the green hat on i'm so bad about forgetting someone's name one second after they tell me what it is yeah and when it's a baby and you can't even confirm what was your name because when when the old you know baby you can't associate like personality with their identity because they don't really have much of one yet it's like just a little baby wow they don't i bet you don't forget beautiful baby's names

i certainly do not you got that rolodex oh yeah yeah we went to el rancho and we had a great time good really good food it was good it was like high quality uh no i went skinny marg and then i switched over to pacifico damn i thought you'd been looking hella trim lately. You beefed it. You're in a cutting phase. And then Barrett and I, we'll bail. We went to Kelly's. I know.

You bailed, too. I'm upset I missed it. I kind of had to. You know what? You know what? I'm not going to give any other info, but none other than Dan Register came by for a quick beer before he went out. Formerly of Sup's Dog.

Correct. Right. Old Danny Regs. So that was it. Yesterday was a big stay in, watch some football. Hey, Dan, go ahead and plug your podcast, man. Sup's Dog. All right, cool.

I'm sure people are going to be lining up to listen. Was that it, say, by the brunch? I want to say that was in florida i think it was said by the brunch okay that concludes my weekend can you beat that can you be that lit weekend no your boy broke dry january on friday night didn't feel good about it was uh feeling a little lackluster before heading out to dinner with some friends and uh decided to make a coffee and then i saw in my liquor cabinet i had this coffee liqueur and i was like you know what i'm gonna make a little nitro glue no it's called mr black this is non-spa. I will say I did get the bottle for free from Mr. Black. They sent it to me probably a year and a half ago. It's made, it tastes just like cold brew,

but it has way less sugar than most other coffee liqueurs out there. Is this an ad read? No, I'm telling you guys, this is gas. If you're making your at-home espresso martinis, I think this is the stuff. So yeah, I fell off the wagon. It's called what again? Mr. Black. Mr. Black. Yeah, yeah. try it out it's good it's good that's cool packaging yeah they do a good job and i have to say i've made numerous espresso martinis at home with this stuff and all of them have been just as good or better as ones that i've got in a bar i think it's i think they they have something going on that's very good there so yeah i fell off the wagon a

little bit went out hit Congress. You guys hear about this place in Austin? Yeah. Very popular place. Disick was out on SoCo, right? Honestly, if I would have seen Disick at the sushi place we went to, I wouldn't have been that surprised. That would have made sense. Yeah, just kind of had a couple pops.

Went home. Watched Manchester United absolutely devastate Dillon City boys over there the next morning. What a morning. The boys are just buzzing. I don't want to talk about it. It wrecked my weekend. The boys were just buzzing.

Arsenal's fun. Did Holland put one home? They are fun. It's just a fun team. Some people were wondering if he was even on the field. He was just in someone's pocket the entire time. He must have tweaked a hammy or something. That's not like him. Honestly, terrible.

Terrible. Bad time to be a city, people. Is the rain over? Anyway, so yeah, saturday was just kind of one of those days you know but we were we had a hankering for a little tex-max headed out ate some food with uh with the d-man and yeah it was pretty low-key pretty low-key i had i had a chill weekend you know i i have to say that breaking sober january uh it takes a little bit out of you the next day you kind of remember why why you scaled back a little bit why the the holidays made you feel so did you have any drinks at Matt's yeah okay yeah when I was your boy had at least two when

I was celebrating Sobes Jans for the first couple weeks of this month not confronting that sucks we're not doing man I slept so well the sleep the sleep part of it is really big for me sally read a book about sleeping and the stats that back up what you're saying right now are the luminous yeah um yeah like every yeah yeah alcohol at night affects your sleep quality thc at night affects your sleep quality while THC at night affects your sleep quality. Watching TV at night. I can't stop smoking crime. Yeah, what's this guy? This guy comes on to the podcast

and tells us to stop burning? I didn't do that. We're obviously not going to stop burning. Grow up, David. We'll take it in a gummy form. No, dude. Sugar's too hot. Too much sugar.

Silent killer, David. I take early bird on the reg, dog. What are you talking about? Yeah, how do you feel about that, dude? I don't know. I was just going to let Dylan take the platform. I talked about smoking chronic every day, which is what I do. I heard you're smoking beasters lately.

I heard you're smoking beasters lately. You've been on your beaster grind, dude. I'll fuck with beasters sometimes. Yeah, dude. Every day is beaster Sunday. When I'm out of chronic, I reach for the beasters. Yeah. We're just two guys in their late 30s googling different names for marijuana in the office a couple days ago. Could have done a whole stag on that, honestly. I didn't even know they were called beasters i didn't either that that seems

regional dave's on a schwag shit over there yeah that's all you smoke is schwag just stems and i was actually burning i was smoking like hella dank weed in the club recently dry stemmy that's what they call dave yeah i had to get that stimulus package dude i had a bunch of beaster honeys just flocking around me trying to hit my fucking jays just begging me in the club beaster honey what club was this it must be the second half you're starting to heat up yeah dude i was at hop on west six somehow still there yeah yeah we got a bunch of um we got a bunch of bottle service but yeah i was smoking joints in the in the club me and disick were in the back just rolling them up we should have gotten

disick in the studio will you dm him and see if we can make it before this episode's over dude what about headies what headies is another term i'm still a beaster guy headies are in the upper tier of cannabis quality and usually consist of cannabis sativa strain. Damn, dude. Oh, man. Yeah. Top shelf, chronic, loud, piff, kind, flame, fire, dro. Reggie, 30s, middie, B plus.

If you were 17 and you didn't have a friend who was considering trying to grow hydroponic weed in his closet, you were hanging out with the wrong circle. Let me just tell you that. Yeah. It's the same friend who had the Arcanarcus cook. You know what? It's really funny you say that because it absolutely is.

I mean, that's just how it works, Dave. We don't make the rules. The universe does. Dave, you burn regs, which is even lower than mid. Dude, you're a Reggie guy? I've been calling you Reggie Miller behind your back, dude. I don't discriminate, man. I'll smoke whatever.

It can give you a headache, sore throat, trouble breathing, and an upset tom-tom. That's what I like. I like to feel it. Yeah. But I'm not smoking Primo. I'm smoking regs. Brick weed. You're on that brick shit.

Sure. Except Brett Merriman. Damn. Hit him with that Schmerriman swag. Damn. Damn. I'll take a brick of it, please. Easter's is sick, dog.

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Nova was found. However, however, this clouded leopard either tried to escape or had some help because there was a hole cut in the fence of her enclosure and it was tampered with is what i'm telling you and this it's not the first time this has happened and i read this morning that somebody was tampering with a monkey's cage so we don't know if this was like an inside job type deal or what but something's going on and i don't like it i don't like you messing with the animals what was the exact type of animal that did escape a clouded clouded leopard which is a beautiful animal is there any i saw on reddit uh that they found a whittled down toothbrush uh in the clouded leopards you know cage a shank

yeah and uh that maybe had been whittling away at the at the the side wall for a little bit maybe the monkeys were able to escape and they used a knife or some kind of like wire cutters to free this cloud leopard because they have thumbs as we know so they're able to maneuver such a tool you're so hyper aware of which animals have thumbs and which ones don't it's not many do you understand how important thumbs are yeah i have two of them yeah not if you not the flex and if you didn't your life would be if you didn't you wouldn't be able to goose eugene i wouldn't make excuses about it though you know because i'm different you would just grind harder exactly exactly my favorite part of this story um other than the content we are no doubt going

to get out of it is um they looked all day and then they found her like right outside of her of her enclosure didn't they say that i don's just hanging out. She's like, I'm right here. The weirdest thing about the entire thing in the beginning was when they said that it was not a dangerous situation. It clearly felt dangerous. Here's the thing. Was it a juvenile cat? No.

No, I don't believe so. But it is considered a non-dangerous animal because it's not aggressive. That being said, even though this animal, which ranges from about 25 pounds to 50 pounds i think nova was around 25 to 30 wow it's a supernova i don't i understand why they had to close down the zoo because even though i do believe that i could take it i could take a clouded leopard no doubt i don't want to get that i don't really want to get fucked up like because i'm gonna get some scratches and it's gonna ruin my day probably my week maybe even the entire quarter are you

sure you could take a cry of leopard yeah why 25 pounds that's a vicious 25 that's a fast 25 pounds 50 pound one like all right look out of everyone to question you here, Dylan. Okay. Very interesting that he's questioning you here. The cheat is much larger. Jackie Chan or Claude Leppard, which one are you more confident against? Jackie Chan. Doubling down on Jackie?

What? He's a senior citizen. No, he's 68. Aren't seniors like technically 70? I mean, maybe they moved to the retirement age. I don't know that was 69 might be so um and that's not a knock on jackie it's just that you know your skills slip after 65 so you think a clouded leopard could kill jackie chan oh that's a fun look i don't want to see that happen, but I'd watch. I'd probably illegally stream that fight.

Maybe we can get Dazon to do it. If you work at the zoo and you show up to work and it's like, hey, by the way, don't go in yet. There's a leopard. Bro, Nova's gone. There's a leopard out the cage. Like, that's an exciting day at work, you know? It's like, oh, this is going to be different. We get to track down this leopard.

It's like being in a Jurassic Park on, like, the smallest scale. Right. Yes. It's like you're, like, if I sit in this office all day, I know I'm going to be just fine. Instead of velociraptors, it's a cute little clouded leopard. But you still have, like, a really small chance that you're sitting in that office, and you look through the window, and you just see this leopard see this leopard like hey you guys hear nova got out of the cage yeah yeah it's a serious situation the dpd i don't know why i said it like that dallas police um

provided some infrared drones to help find uh that's sick it's pretty sick is that necessary no no but it's when that one cop was sitting there he's like oh hold on dude we got remember we got those infrared drone dude we can finally use the infrared drones let's go out there let's go to the zoo right now yeah sounds like they need us how'd they catch it it was just sitting there i don't know if it was it wasn't like anybody before it was like it was just i leaned up against the wall smoking a cig drinking a lemon chill will ask did it kill anybody before they found no i think we would know if i was if i was the twitter admin for the uh dallas zoo and we we safely captured this like you gotta you gotta

talk a little smack toward the cincinnati time, right? Be like, hey, see how you handle your animals, guys? Dallas Zoo doesn't have the best record, as Dallas police had to put down a gorilla named Jabari that escaped there 15 years ago. Should we free Jabari from heaven? Okay. Should we make Jabari live again, sure? We missed that. Yeah, I think that was pre-Twitter, unfortunately.

Yeah, Jabari's name name gone but not forgotten shout out to the dude on twitter said we need a name how else are we going to print it on a shirt that's a good point it's a good point man if we're going to make these shirts will's going to get a hundred dollars i do i do need to get my crisp c note for coming up with a cincinnati harambe shirt but nova's safe and um i don't know it's it's weird i don't really like that there are people trying to steal these exotic animals which zoo um houses or housed uh valerio our our dear friend who wasn't that nolan's was it i don't know because i bet they kept quiet on on twitter it was new orleans i think he's still doing his thing out there valerio yeah what you think like escaped or you think valerio's back no i think he's still at the zoo like you can go visit he's probably like

this is the best behave he's ever been because he got that he got that taste of blood as he did kill like 18 alpacas and now he's like you know what i just he only he only killed nine okay okay he only killed nine animals at the zoo i can't believe they kept him alive i mean i'm actually impressed also an emu and three foxes you say that uh no an emu and three foxes as well 160 pounds yeah the layer doesn't fuck around dude that's when people hear when people saw a clouded jag or a clouded leopard i think they immediately went to like a cat of the jaguar stature it's much smaller valerio and real ones already know who valerio is but valerio chewed through stainless steel wire barrier on the roof to escape. That's how he got out.

Yeah, he's different. Yeah. He's different. He just wanted to take fools out. He did. Valerio's essentially like the El Chapo of this operation. And all the other ones are just the posers. That's a great comparison.

So you think it would be like an exotic animal collector that would be trying to let these animals out of the zoo? Maybe somebody who wanted to sell it on the black market. Man. Why? Okay. If you're going to cut the hole in, why don't you just put like a bone-in ribeye right there

and just lure it out right there? Do you want the names of the alpacas foxes and the emu that it fell victim to valeria i would like to know the name this is going to be sad the alpacas were noel michia alexandria daisy and little melody emu was named elmo and the foxes were copper rusty and maggie may r.i.p to oh man i don't know which one hit me the hardest you got for some reason because you know the foxes probably put up a decent effort if they were together dave no it was it was a losing battle it was a lost cause but you know you don't fuck around the fox if you see one i can take a fox but i don't want to fight fox is like the size of a beagle you know they're very fast

and if they're in why you gotta do beagles like that it's not a threat we got a lot of beagle listeners out there that are just like looking at the screen right now. If a fox is attacking me, like I'm not that concerned. I'm like, come on, man. You should be.

Rabies and whatnot. I'm just gonna like kick them. A fox? I don't know, man. Foxes are cute, man. Yeah, but you can tell how... They're sharp little bastards. They're very fast.

You can tell their teeth are just gonna... The point is, I don't really wanna walk into any of these animals point is i don't really want to walk into any of these animals like i don't really want to run into it if i'm at the zoo and while i'm not necessarily scared of a face-to-face with the clouded uh what is it clouded leopard like the it's just gonna be i'm gonna have to wear band-aids and stuff because it's gonna get its licks in before i uh put it put it down with a power bomb what's up you're gonna power bomb the

the clouded leopard yeah maybe moonsault i started looking at images of this clouded leopard like if i'm being honest they kind of just look like big cats they're cute and i don't mean big cats i mean like a big cat yeah it's a beautiful animal facts what i need to get i need to get a better idea for the range of predatory cats out there like i'm not very good with the size like i can't identify immediately the the size of a cat if you guys say the name i don't know the difference between like a jaguar and a leopard so a jaguar is like the pit bull of the cat family like it's not the biggest so they're all over the world it's right it's not as big as a tiger obviously that's good yeah but like it's stout it's thick and it's it's got a

a very strong bite badass everybody knows the rules it's slim thick too with the cute ass cute straight up dumper yeah jags are sick man well if i were a big cat what kind would i be the clotted leopard okay that makes sense not threatening q no you know what i'm gonna give you more credit you'd be a links a links oh good god no man i don't know if i give them links dude just give me links man i don't have a lot to live for right now like i got these dave's uh oh yeah because they got the beard dude dave's a puma. I'll take that. A puma.

Bro, the Puma Kings, if you were playing soccer in third grade and you had Puma Kings, you were a player. Yeah, dude, I am a Lynx, David, because they got the beard and everything, you know? Like, thank you, David. He was trying to wrong me by calling me a clotted leopard. I also said that's a beautiful animal earlier. You don't think I got love for your shit? said that's a beautiful animal earlier you don't you know i got love for your you hear about this beautiful animal out of tennessee who was just getting absolutely wild in the precinct oh okay we've switched stories here it's a hard pivot i'm sorry i did it's to be honest this would normally be a headline story if we didn't have like you know big cats escaping from zoos yeah it seemed that

they uh tell us about it what happened will uh i don't know where to start uh there's a lot of information here none of this is uh for the for the the ears of children so if you have any small children in the room now's a good time to ask them to leave um small tennessee police station has been rocked by allegations of wild sexual misconduct after a married female officer allegedly had steamy romps with six yes i said six male co-officers including illicit on-duty liaisons according to reports you guys want me to read more there's a lot of information yeah okay bear with me here as uh i'd like to just get all the information out and we can do with

what we will. Officer Megan Hall and her fellow law officers allegedly engaged in wild sex capades that included sending dirty pictures, taking her top off at a Girls Gone Wild hot tub party. Girls Gone Wild. Who's doing Girls Gone Wild themed porn? What else are you supposed to do at a Girls Gone Wild party?

She even had oral sex with two officers at La Verne, the Tennessee police station. The steamy shenanigans in which Hall bragged about the size of one partner's genitals in a claim to be open marriage not only led Hall to be canned, but led to the firings of Sergeant Lewis Powell, Officer Juan Lugo, Sergeant Ty McGowan,

and Detective Seneca Shields, according to December's internal investigation. Two officers just got suspended. They just got suspended. One guy's a real winner here. She talks about how big his hang down is. Did they name him specifically?

Yeah, this says that the extracurricular trysts took place at hotels and parties, at other officers' houses, and on a boat, while Hall was accused of performing oral sex on Powell and Shields while on duty at the police station and the police gym. This shouldn't be a... This consenting adults, what they choose to do behind work doors in their place of work is their business. And if, as she claims, their marriage is truly open... I mean, it's the most open I think I've ever heard. He's also major,

major cuck vibes here. You know what? Hopefully he's getting his. The only thing I didn't like about the story is that like all on the TL, they were posting him. I'm like, dude,

don't do it like that. The article is interesting because it's the most doxy article I've ever seen with a story like that. They are not being sensitive to anyone's identity whatsoever. Pictures, full names. It's wild. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. I don't even want to read some of the things that are being said in this write-up from the New York Post. Give us a little taste, though. Dave, do you want to read this first paragraph right here? Come on, Dave. What you got? Do you want to read that first paragraph? No. Yeah, I don you got you want to read that first paragraph no yeah i don't either i don't either my man i want to read it no no you don't i want to read this does say that uh the word cuckold is actually used in the column which you don't see very often it's very impressive stuff from

these but important to note none of these none of these people are from texas so there is no texas cucks no that's can only be there's only one of those. Much like Highlander. Yeah. I just don't understand. You can just – why would you do this with your coworkers when you can just go to a local grocery store and walk around with an upside-down pineapple in your car? Yeah.

Probably – do you think she had a pineapple in her patrol car? That would be a nice touch. The biggest issue here is that they were doing it like on clocked in. It's our taxpayer money hard at work. I know. Whenever I see watch media employees hooking up with each other, I always request that they clock out beforehand. We got our biz dev guy posting bottomless shotgun pics.

That is true. What the fuck's that? That is true. That dude's so thirsty. God. Fucking. Has Randy posted it on Instagram during this episode today? I don't know.

I'm not even going to look, man. No. If you hear that one of your boys is, you know, getting a little on the side from, like, you're a cop, hypothetically speaking. You're in the force. Like, are you like, oh, maybe I'll dip my pen in the company ink if literally everyone else here is? I don't think so, man. I don't think i am either it's kind of gross i don't think i am either girls gone wild why are they doing the girls gone wild uh hot tub parties what does

that consist of they're about two decades too late on that theme they all dress like never too late for a girl's no it is it is what t-shirt contest when's the last time you saw a wet t-shirt contest going on those are a thing of the contest when's the last time you saw a wet t-shirt contest going on those are a thing of the past man no the last one i saw was in 2019 our kids will never know the joy i haven't been on like a college spring break trip in a long time but i they might still go on they probably did i witnessed one in 2000 you were actually stuck in arizona during this time but i did witness one in uh in cabo san lucas 2019 was it heat uh it was fun at least i mean like we weren't we weren't like you't up in the front row or anything,

but we were on the perimeter of the bar that was doing it. And I mean, the crowd was wild for it. It was pretty lit. Did the girls go wild or what? No, I didn't see... No, to be... I want to stand all the young ladies in the competition right now as none of them bared it all.

What did they win, free drink tickets? Yeah, they got like a $1,000 bar tab at Squid Row. Great. Cool. Cool. You're going to get framed for coke and have to spend $500 to get out of jail. Definitely didn't happen to somebody I was on a trip with.

I was with Dave and Dest in Florida one time, and he did a wet trunks competition. It was a twerk it was a twerk competition no it's a wet no get it right if you're gonna do it dude it was a twerk off he got second place who got first there's only two of us flounder flounder i'd be so happy if i saw flounder get first i'd vote for him of Of course. No offense. How am I going to explain to my kid that there are no more wet t-shirt contests? Like, how do I do that?

Are we sure they're thinking that they might still go on, Dave? I mean... We all saw one three, four years ago. Lots changed. COVID. Yeah, this was pre-COVID. The COVID-ended wet t-shirt contest? It may have, yeah.

It was the final nail in the coffin yeah i don't know it did feel weird knowing about like all the girls gone wild stuff you know after the fact like it did feel a little weird to be watching a wet t-shirt contest i also had my wife directly next to me while it was occurring as well but it's almost better to watch it it's better to watch it with your yeah hey babe you want to get up there we'll never forget this it's better to watch it with your wife than to uh than to have your wife later find out that you were watching a wet t-shirt contest i think though i think i'd rather have it transpire the way that it did for me neither are ideal if it was uh if it was like 1 a.m and you're staying up late and it's like 1999 maybe you're watching howard stern oh and that girl's gone

wild commercial comes on you got about 90 seconds bud my uh one of my good good friends his his wife was um i don't know why i say this you'll know him his wife was uh on one of those programs oh no yeah oh no yeah wild on john c huh she hit wild on yeah was she on e girls gone oh not ideal i would i don't think i'll ever watch like a a girl's gone wild video but something's gone wrong if we've watched it yeah but it would it would have been amusing at some point in my life to see like one of my buddies like girlfriends or wives on there it would have been a very fun moment yeah now she's a mother and good for her yeah hey she's great sometimes you gotta bear it all yeah ain't no thing what t-shirt contest man i've never actually

witnessed one of those in person i've seen a couple have you i've seen a couple date but they're all of them were like at party destinations probably probably senior trip cancun i think you're in the right i don't remember it but if you're in the right place uh on spring break in like panama city beach you'd probably find one still yeah yeah yeah i hope they're they never go away Yeah. You want to go on record saying that you hope that what? What? I just hope all the contestants are adequately paid. And compensated for their time.

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what david something we didn't talk about in our weekend and fun all there were three children all believe, under the age of two, very well behaved. That's what we do. Very un-like. That's what we do. We were expecting Rhodes, who did not nap that day, to just be on one.

They were all sitting down at their end of the table, having a great time. What were they talking about down there? Just eating queso. Wet t-shirt contest. Rob a boy. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm sad I missed it, man.

Yeah. It was fun without you. I'm sure you would have made it more fun. Of course I would have. Fun follows me around. Don't do that. You know who's not having fun? The skinny.

Man. Yeah, diabolic. You skinny yeah diabolic you hear about this you hear about this mob boss who got captured uh kind of i tried to do some research on twitter but it was all in italian and i can't i famously can't read italian and i didn't want to take the time to translate i think one of the more toxic traits about me a lot of guys out there if i'm being honest is that we just absolutely love hearing about mob stuff, cartel stuff, just all of it. All of it. Yeah. And when I saw this morning that a mafia boss was arrested

after 30 years. On the line. Yeah. Matteo Messina Denaro. He was sentenced in absentia? What does that mean? Oh, in 1992 for a murder of two prosecutors and other crimes, but he was recently apprehended in a Sicilian hospital.

So, Dave, this guy was the top dog in Italy right now, right? Technically speaking? Boss of all bosses. This is big. This is a big time. Arrested in Palermo, which is, of course, from White Lotus. They were in Palermo for a bit. Yeah, also a known, very known Sicilian town.

Yeah. Right. That too. How are you on the run for 30 years? Italy's not that big. When you have people, I mean, like this guy, the little I read on him before the show, bad dude, turns out.

Scary guy. If you're willing to kill prosecutors and i mean this dude was killing women and children as well like this guy's a this is not to be trifled with so i imagine there was a lot of people scared to give his whereabouts but i gotta say his mugshot from his driver's license it's a hard pick it's a pretty hard pick he's got a deep plunging what appears to be v-neck sweater or uh sweater vest he's got the the full white cotton turtleneck flexing and then the the dommer he's got some dommer glasses i gotta say like he's rivaling the doms dude he's looking good damn what's it what's the life term in absentia is

that like you're not there so so they just sentence you even though you're not there? Sure. And then when they find you, they're like, all right, we're just going to do this. Well, no, absentia is also a Sicilian town. That's what I thought at first, but it was not capitalized. No, I quickly moved on. You got it right. Okay, that makes sense.

So he was convicted of a bunch of stuff. Yeah, the bombings in 1993 in Florence, he left 10 people dead. This dude was out here just being an absolute wild man. Yeah, this dude, he's very similar to Escobar. Trying to get the dude's name. You're not afraid to take some civilian casualties to... Noted bad dude, Escobar. Yeah, you kind of get the scent like if you watch

only like american mob cinema you're like oh yeah they just you know they're killing each other they try to avoid the heat don't go after sicilians a commercial jet remember that escobar yeah yeah not good well uh yeah this dude it says he they kidnapped in 1993 a 12 year old boy josepe de Matteo. Hopefully he's not kidnapped anymore. To pressure his father to stop revealing mafia secrets to the authorities. Oh, yeah. Definitely read the final sentence of the paragraph when you do that.

That is not how you want to find your 12-year-old son. That's depressing. Yeah, fuck this guy. They got him, though. You know what? Will's out on this guy. Yeah, I'm officially out now. What the hell?

Like, this is just another opportunity for another guy, though, right? This guy's darned. There will be a power vacuum. Fuck. Like, what's the move now? I was going to say he crushed his arrest fit, but after seeing all this like i don't want to make light of anything he did have a good he did have a good name diabolic that's very superhero ask like or like you know superhero movie villain ask diabolic they also called him the skinny

skinny just hated sugar yep he saw you he saw you eating something in the office he was like yeah you know how much sugar's in that he was in really good shape but i heard it dude like dude that you know that uh that gobble glue you're eating right there you know what sodium's in that all right fuck off man yeah i heard one of his boys was drinking a sprite in the airport after a bachelor party and he roasted him how much sugar content was in it it was only like 68 grams i can't believe how much is in that anyway dude yeah the more you read about this guy the more you realize that like the mafia movies don't go hard enough for probably a good reason like this is dark dark shit isn't isn't that against code like mafia code to like like other family members to get them involved and getting hurt?

Because this guy... It's the new ways, man. They don't abide by that. This guy was all in on just taking in people's family members and killing them. Yeah, that's against code. I've watched enough American-made mafia movies to know that you don't touch family members. Well, this guy's got his hands all over them. This guy did the opposite.

He heard what you said and said, Hey, man, I i appreciate that but i'm gonna do the other thing damn he played by his own rules i think he did i think that's what made him mafia boss that's why he's so diabolic what's the end goal when you're a mafia boss is it to is it to control the government behind closed doors or is it just to make as much money as possible or both yes i don't know get that get like some uh some snow leopard money some clouded some clouded uh leopard money to where you can like start doing exotic pets and you don't just like you don't just keep sneaking into the zoos like we have to with wire cutters

oh watch me do you got a new pot yeah where were you on friday what i wouldn't want to ask where i was thursday night screw this guy i mean no what i mean no where were you 10 days ago exactly 10 days ago washington dc that green comet that you warned us about are you i couldn't see it i couldn't see it either i was pretty disappointed i'm not sure that you had the right time because i had the right time Because I had the right time There was some time zone confusion going on in the group text When the green comet was making an appearance So I went out at both times

I saw 1118 eastern bro Yeah I saw 1118 central No you didn't I did But I couldn't see it I went out at both times So it doesn't matter I think the city lights were too bright for us to see it anyway

Even if we had a clear shot at it without a telly. You got to have a telly, dog. What? I wonder if Brett tried to see it. Wasn't Brett out at the ranch? He would have been in the perfect place to look at a whatever. It's probably a question for him. He's not on the show, so he can't answer that.

So I shouldn't have brought him up. Well, our next chance to see it is about 10,000 years from now or something like that. So maybe we'll see that the next one. Yeah. Will we see that or a Chainsmokers threesome first? Who knows? Yeah.

Have you guys ever been double teamed by the Chainsmokers? No. Because it turns out there are people out there who definitely have. Did we not talk about this already? Or was it just in the office? Probably just in the office. It sounds like a group text thing. Yeah.

So it turns out the Chainsmokers, they've had threesomes with their fans um i as a fan of the chain smokers can go on record saying that i've never had a threesome with uh drew or alex you you are the most likely though because you did famously interview them yeah i am best friends with the chain smokers great interview it's a good interview gained a lot of insight i used to make concert posters for them which people don't talk about enough in my opinion uh and yeah i i am definitely a good candidate in terms of wash media and uh our adjacent personalities here at this company i definitely think i'm the top dog for most likely to have a threesome with the chain smokers for sure the thing i found most interesting is that there's're explaining this, they're like, oh, so in Europe, when you get a hotel room, they push the beds together.

And my thought was, you're the chain smokers. Why are you guys sharing a room? Why not just get separate rooms? I feel like you can swing it. They did swing it, David. Yeah, it seems a little too convenient. It's like they... First of all, why do they even reveal this information?

It's just a little bit... Yeah, if you have an accidental threesome with your boys, that's something you don't talk about. And like you just exchange glances when everyone says like the word threesome at like brunch one day. You're like... Yeah, not us.

Told everybody. I'm not built for that kind of stuff i just don't get like yeah why were they sharing beds in europe it just doesn't make a lot of sense these had to have been early days the chain smokers i know they stay in their own room i feel like if you're touring europe i said that weird if you're touring europe you've got enough you got enough to spring for the uh separate rooms right if you're already at like a tour a world tour status maybe just get the other one or maybe they didn't want to and you know what that's what what they choose to do behind closed doors doing is their business sure sure if you're in a threesome with a chain smoker it's like which

one you like focusing on? Probably Larry. Drew. The cable guy? Do you think the person who is the third part of the threesome is like, oh, jeez, you guys smell like cigarette smoke. Yeah. He's been smoking literally all day long. He's like, I can't breathe in here. Can we go to a different room?

It's the black, blue, black blue black long pop is drew still doing the vocals can't you smoke in congress now i don't know are people still listening to them like i'm surprised that they're this in the news cycle these days like are they that popular anymore i feel like their last album was a flop coffin flop right you guys see this yeah you guys it's just hours and hours have you guys ever seen this show of bodies falling out of coffins interesting all right i'm i'm gonna throw up before we hey that was fun shut up you don't have to shut up we're ending on a high, Dylan. I like that polo. Thanks, man.

I got it from our good friends at Roback. Backer 20 for 20%. There was a scenario today where I was wearing all Roback to work. I ended up changing that scenario today because I'm wearing a different pair of shorts. But at one point today, I had the Roback shorts on. I had a Roback t-shirt. And then I had the Roback QZ on top. I'm supporting the squad, too. You are.

I'm also supporting the squad. I got the wash media crew neck. Shouts to sunday scaries you guys ever hear about this sunday scary well we were just talking about that hat i know he filled me in yeah i was like dude i found this in my closet forgot i had it and i love it he goes dave just told me the exact same award to the gym this morning not to brag but i was there i didn't see your ass i like it enough not to get not to get at all sweaty i saw mike eisenhower had a squat rack to himself really oh yeah putting a big boy weight oh he's putting up weight damn i want to send him this okay more weight than i would do good for mike more weight bye