Circling Back - Zuckerberg's Cake & Efron's Dad Bod

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

There was too much body slander on the TL this weekend which is why we absolutely had to discuss Efron's "dad bod" and Zuckerberg's ridiculous surfing photos from Hawaii. We also talk This Weekend in ...BBQ, Bryson's meltdown, whether or not Dillon has gout, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:01) Recapping This Weekend in BBQ (33:00) Efron’s "Dad Bod" (48:28) Zuckerberg Swag Surfing (1:06:02) Bryson's Absolute Meltdown Figs: www.wearfigs.com (STEAM15 for 15% off) Miro: www.miro.com/backers (FREE account with unlimited team members) Postmates: Download the app and use CIRCLING for $100 in delivery credits. Vizzy: To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriest am i right david ruff buongiorno class a i don't speak italian so you're gonna have to say what's up with it that's what i'm saying okay what's up class, so you're going to have to say what that means. What's up, Witte? That's what I'm saying. Okay. What's up? Class A? Yeah, you're my class. You're my students. I'm a teacher. I'm going to teach you how to stunt.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Stunt 101 right now. You need to calm down. You need to fucking do your homework. You need to calm down. You're coming in way too hot. Sorry, you're coming in cold. He's not wrong. You're coming in very cold right now, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:00:41 But you learned Wim Hof breathing techniques for me one time. You don't even know them. Your blood has no oxygen in it. My blood's doing just fine today. Wait, is your blood seriously lacking oxygen? I have the proper, whatever the proper amount of oxygen is in the blood, that's the exact amount that I have. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yeah, I'm doing just fine, David. We'll revisit this at the end of the pod and see if that holds true. I didn't realize that I was sitting down with somebody whose blood was just completely unoxygenated. Just deprived of oxygen? Your blood lacks swag. Again, I think my blood is doing great, but thank you for your concern. I've got an announcement. Exhausting talking to you guys.
Starting point is 00:01:21 What is it? Thanks, Dylan. I'm back on my Karoff homemade cold brew BS. Really? Oh, yeah. Wow. No wonder you're such a dickhead today. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Keep on rolling, baby. Yeah, is that why you're so high energy today? I got another announcement. I watched three sets from Woodstock 99 yesterday. Which ones? Guess. Limp Bizkit. Jimmy? Yes. Oh, 99,. Which ones? Guess. Limp Bizkit. Jimmy?
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yes. Oh, 99, not the original. Korn? Yes. Kid Rock. Rage Against the Machine. You were two of three. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Why'd you do that? Why'd you watch that? I'm trying to remember what made me do it. And I wanted to watch... Okay, I thought of something funny from Limp Bizkit because you can see Diddy on the side of the stage watching him
Starting point is 00:02:11 and that thought popped into my head yesterday for some reason I was like I'm going to go back and watch that and I was like oh yeah you can see Diddy on the side of Rage too he's wearing like a Kings jersey I'm going to go back and watch that and then I was like I've got to watch Korn too Korn comes out to blind and oh my god I'm going to go, but he's wearing like a King's Jersey. I'm like, I'm gonna go back and watch that. And then I was like, I gotta watch corn too. Corn comes out to blind and oh my God. They, they burned the house down when they came out in Woodstock 99.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Gotta say, um, I feel like I wish someone would, um, re re release the video of the concert footage without the, um, the crowd, specifically of girls taking off their tops. Oh, yeah, it's grotesque. Yeah, it's... I'm surprised they haven't done some type of Netflix special or something like that about Woodstock 99. It's been long enough. It was a big enough cultural moment that you would think that they would do that. Wasn't it kind of a disaster?
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yeah, and it all started with limp biscuit because limp biscuits performance essentially took it from being like a normal music festival it's basically a riot destructed yeah yeah and like i think i think fred durst actually gets to the point where he says something to the like something to the effect of like burn it down burn shit down tear shit down and they did very muddy if i recall. No, no. That was 94. 94 was the mud one. That's the one where Green Day is in the mud fight with the fans.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh. Okay. I don't have a lot of experience in 94. Only 99 for me. 94, man. Featuring an epic performance from Blind Melon. Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon. Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Oh, yeah. Always and forever. Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon. Yeah. I did. melon rest in peace shannon hoon rest in peace shannon hoon oh yeah always and forever yeah i i did my favorite part of woodstock 99 was when fred dirsch decided that he was going to surf on plywood because that's when i was like things are escalating oh okay yeah and dude even like that they show dudes crowd surfing and there's just people just groping i mean just don't crowd surf man i'll never crowd surf never have never will i would like to crowd surf you know i've crowd surfed how many pages put a lot of faith if you're gonna stage dive before you crowd surf you got to
Starting point is 00:04:13 put a lot of faith in the people down there i've never staged i but i've crowd surfed it's fun have you yes where what was the occasion uh i've done it numerous times actually my first time was at war are you my first time was at warp tour i. Who are you? My first time was at Warped Tour. I don't remember. I think it was to Less Than Jake. Yeah, I think it was Less Than Jake at Warped Tour. And then I did it once again at a concert. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I went to the same concert in the same weekend in Detroit and Chicago. It was two bands. I think you listened to a lot of these bands back in the day. Anti-Flag and the Bouncing Souls. Oh, dude, I love them. Yeah, and so during the Anti-Flag set, I had someone hoist me up. But I was also a clean 145 at that point. Okay, so how do you start the surf?
Starting point is 00:04:52 You ask your homies to lift you up? You ask the homies to lift you up. Okay. You tell people around you, like, I mean, I don't know if this is how everyone does it, but we essentially told people around us, like, hey, I want to do it. And then they would essentially just, like, we'd shove somebody up somebody up throw them forward and then everybody would just bring them throw them to the front we crowd surfed my buddy out of a concert once because he was just smaller and we were like all right like he he wants to get out of here yeah that's tight that's what we
Starting point is 00:05:15 should have done with sally at drake we should have crowd surfed her out get out of here see ya yeah dylan how many patrons for you to crowd surf at the next meetup? If we are at 6,000 by that time, then I will crowd surf. But look, it takes a commitment from a lot of people involved. The people there need to be willing. We could absolutely make it happen. They need to be willing to surf me. Hoist me. We got some more surf talk later on.
Starting point is 00:05:43 No grabbing the peace, though. Can I go ass down? Yeah, but dude, that doesn't stop them. Yeah, they can still reach up and grab some piece if they want. Even if it's like incidental contact, you're like, dude, hey. I'm not a piece of meat. I only crowd surf. I didn't have a cell phone on me or anything.
Starting point is 00:06:00 That just seems reckless in this day and age. You've got to be holding onto that phone like mad. You've got to video video selfie, right? Yeah. Like you're hanging out with the bears or something. Yeah, exactly. Uh-huh. And Zuckerberg, he does a different kind of surf.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Oh, we'll get to that. What is he doing? Per the article, it's... I got questions. I do too. Yeah, I have several questions. We're going to get to that though Like number one
Starting point is 00:06:25 Where's the wave Dude We'll talk about that What the fuck There's no wave Dude he is a wave He's surfing on Just on calm water
Starting point is 00:06:33 Dude last night Was a wave Was it It was a movie Anyway You guys want some Programming notes real quick Oh hey guys
Starting point is 00:06:44 First and foremost at circling back pod i don't care where you go follow it just make sure you go follow it twitter and instagram mainly also leave a review and five star rating we've been getting some reviews lately and i gotta say i like the positive vibes from these people like if you're yeah if you're leaving negative reviews you're just like you're just a negative person being kind yeah there are a lot of people being kind that's good yeah the only people that aren't are just very stuck on on one thing we talked about one time but you know they can they can get over it i've always said it takes well you're so woke with your covet takes it takes
Starting point is 00:07:18 minimal effort to be kind yeah i've always said that be kind it's really it's really what i've always said to be nice to people yeah no one the kind of dude who never rewound. I always rewound. No, dude. You definitely didn't. You get hit with a 250 charge, man. I didn't want that on my shit. I was rewinding, dog.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Did you ever have one of those movie places where you just had a movie for so long that you just decided to never go back there? I don't think it ever got that bad, but I was like a couple weeks late before and just paid the $60 fee or whatever the hell it was. We had a mom-and-pop video store that Blockbuster ran out of town, ran out of business. It's very sad. They were great. We had Showbiz, and my buddy rented Half Baked and had it for so long
Starting point is 00:07:59 that we just decided that we could never go back to Showbiz because they would know that it was us. No one remembers this, but Chuck E. Cheese used to be showbiz pizza where a kid can be a kid. Wow. No, you're right. I don't remember that. It's important to know your history, Will. It is.
Starting point is 00:08:14 You're going to act like you're a pizza connoisseur. You've got to understand the roots of Chuck E. Cheese. I don't think I am. I enjoy pizza, but I wouldn't say I'm the most well-versed in pizza. All right. That's just who I am. Also, every Tuesday and Friday patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast
Starting point is 00:08:28 Tomorrow, we're doing the social network. Speaking of Zuck. We chose this before Zuck went off. Not knowing that Zuck was going to do what he did but kind of like how Kelly Preston, her passing last week it kind of preceded our stream room.
Starting point is 00:08:44 That was an unfortunate coincidence. We need to be careful with the movies that we choose. I don't want to choose things with certain actors that I love, because I'm worried that something weird is going to happen right ahead of it. Do we have some kind of weird power? No. People are saying. It's a coincidence.
Starting point is 00:08:55 It's a circling back bump. Also, check out So Many Screens. Yes. J.R. Hickey, Kate... Pat Nod. Pat Nod. Pat Nod. She texted me the other day after she heard me say that. I don't knowkey, Kate Patnod. Patnod. Patnod.
Starting point is 00:09:07 She texted me the other day after she heard me say that. I don't know how to say her last name, and she said it. Did she give me credit for crushing it? I crushed it before you did. You heard me, and then you re-crushed it. No, I said it first. No. Don't pull the tape. Don't pull the tape.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Pull the tape, bitch. It's not that big of a deal. No, don't pull the tape. What would be the alternative pronunciation? Patnoid? I'd say pat-no or something like that. Pat-no? Like the D is just silent.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Either way, check out So Many Screens. There's just so many screens. I was on it last week. You were on it. Yep, we talked about... What did y'all talk? Yeah. Palm Springs.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Wow. Andy Samberg movie. Whoa. I have to say, kind of a delightful movie. It's a quick rom-com. Get in, get out, be tactical. 90 minutes. Is he related to Ryan?
Starting point is 00:09:49 Do we know? Ryan? Ryan? Ryan is someone we used to work with. It's not Ryan, it's Ryan. I don't know. Hard to say. Ryan Samberg.
Starting point is 00:09:59 It's an enjoyable movie, though. If you like weddings and getting stuck in an infinite time loop, boy, do I have a movie for you. It's that one. Well, let me say this. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to talk social network. Oh, also check out Club Cool.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah. Ross is on last week. Ross is on. Ross is quite tickled by the Putin calendar we have in our office here. He was tickled. Quite tickled. He's a tickle boy. They were in here going off. Like was tickled. Quite tickled. He's a tickle boy. They were in here going off.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Like, I was out here working, listening, and they were getting into scumcore. Scumcore. It sounds tight. Is that what Dave wears in the show Dave? Apparently. Barrett explained it very, very well, and I would try to do that, regurgitate it,
Starting point is 00:10:43 baby bird it to you, but it would just wouldn't hit. It would hit way too different. I always welcome a baby bird from you, though, Dave. Essentially, it's just like, yeah, there's some elements in it in Dave's style because they were talking Dave. Not me, not this Dave, and not Super Dave Osborne, rest in peace. Dave Bird, I believe, is his name.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah, little Dickie. There's somebody here. I don't know. Is that the Xbox? I think we just got an Xbox delivered. Twitch.com. Wow. This is big for the squad.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Dave just really perked up. This is huge. He got to hop on them sticks. Hook it up, Randy. I'm more excited that the delivery came while we were recording, just solely for selfish purposes. It doesn't get stolen? Yeah, of our packages just not going missing here.
Starting point is 00:11:24 We don't have the best history. Didn't we have something doesn't get stolen? Yeah, of our packages just not going missing here. We don't have the best history. Didn't we have something very large get stolen? A desk. A desk. Dylan, didn't you order something for like 20K off Wayfair that got stolen? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Was it the Natasha desk? I promise it didn't go to my house. Promise it didn't go to my house. I ordered the Todd. Yeah, because all of them had corresponding female names. I ordered the Todd. Yeah, because all of them had corresponding female names. I ordered the Todd armoire. Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:11:53 It's so funny to joke about child prostitution. Oh, look at Parks. Parks perked up. He's like, oh, I see it. He knows what that is. He wants to hop on them sticks, too. He's wanting to know why don't you come out there and hook it up now. Yeah. Dylan, we could probably.
Starting point is 00:12:02 We'll not take this. Just take the rest of the day off, dude. You've earned it, dude. I want to talk Zuck. You've earned it with your. We're not going this. Just take the rest of the day off. You've earned it, dude. I want to talk Zuck. You've earned it with your... We're not going to. We're going to talk Vizzy. You guys know what Vizzy is.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I have some news for you guys. I had two, two Vizzys at the pool from 4 to 6 on Friday. I had two on Friday night. Dude, I was so happy. Yeah. Yep. I led off with, I believe, strawberry kiwi. That's it.
Starting point is 00:12:26 That's the flavor. Dude, I've switched on my favorite flavor. Are you guys ready for this? You're on the strawberry kiwi grind now. No, I'm not. Oh, shit. Nope. I'm on my black cherry lime bullshit.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Really? Yep. I love it. I love it. I intentionally mixed them up the other day so that I could just have one after the other to see what they tasted like next to each other instead of just going all in on one flavor I was so pleasantly surprised with how much I liked black cherry and how much I didn't give it credit in the first place my neighbors were out there at the park when I was drinking them and they're like
Starting point is 00:12:56 whoa are you drinking something with oscarola like yeah actually I am I could tell by the way you're just like you've got a little energy about you. When they saw you like holding the one, were they like, hey, do you guys have three other bold and refreshing natural flavors with antioxidant vitamin C? They did say that, yeah. They were just like so inquisitive, I bet. Really?
Starting point is 00:13:16 Dude, it makes sense. Quite a scene at your park, man. There's just so many, I actually had this problem this weekend. I was like, man, I don't know what I want to get from this barbecue place. Like, should I get, actually, we should table the barbecue talk dave and i can talk about that in a second but i was like man should i get like sausage or should i get brisket and i was like wait why don't i just get it all well i just because i got that busy mindset it's like why can't i have everything
Starting point is 00:13:35 you know of course i do but with busy you can enjoy refreshment now with vitamin c at five percent abv 100 calories and less than one gram of real cane sugar per can. Every sip of Vizzy is more exhilarating. Upgrade your hard seltzer with Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy, go to VizzyHardSeltzer.com. That's VizzyHardSeltzer.com. Must be 21 or older. Should we talk about this weekend in fun, boys?
Starting point is 00:14:03 I would like that. Okay. I mean, Dylan always sorts his own. Yeah, I had parks all weekend, so that was great. Still quarantined. Still just doing the stay-at-home, you know, playing it safe. You should probably do that for the rest of 2021. Or 2020, I mean.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Why? Until 2021. You don't want to hang out with me? Nah. I'm getting real sick of it,'ll tell you that makes sense i sent a text to y'all that weekend saying that i would kill just to get some beers with the lads tonight but that's just not in the cards at the moment you got to play it safe especially with with your trip coming up and all that after the trip's over i will say that i will be more open to having backyard beers yeah i'm not gonna like be be going to bars and stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:45 No, no. We literally can't right now. Yeah. But I'm going to be more open to it, Dylan. I'm not trying to belly up at Woodrow's, but I do just want to go get a beer. I'm sorry. Mm-hmm. I'm not sorry.
Starting point is 00:14:56 That's just what I want to do. Anyway, the weekend, the homie and I, we got a fantastic swim off yesterday. Did he do any dope things into the pool dude he's getting really good he's getting really good at swimming I'm proud of the kid just jumping in with no fear now he's thirsty he just told me from through the window yeah dude he's trying to he heard the busy read he was like yeah he doesn He doesn't want a Vizzy. I know. Hold on. That's all. I didn't mean nothing really.
Starting point is 00:15:29 I hung out with Stella. My dad came over yesterday, brought us some barbecue from Valentina's. Really? So whole squad had barbecue this weekend, eh? Very, very good. Great spot. What'd you get? Pork ribs and brisket. That's the one-two punch that I fuck with.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And beans. It was all very, very good. I thought you only ate Goya beans He got the lean brisket, but it was not lean Even the lean is quite moist Hey man, I don't like these people hot-rodding through this parking lot Dude, our parking lot has a lot of people going fast What the hell was that? It's not great
Starting point is 00:15:59 I didn't know Dylan was a lean brisket fan Is he just robo-tripping? I'm just wondering. I always go for the in-between cut if they offer it. Like Rudy's? I didn't even know that's an offer. Yeah. I don't really care, honestly.
Starting point is 00:16:21 I'm a big fan of the fat. Give me the fat. I used to say I used to be a lean guy because I thought the fat upset my stomach. And then Sally's dad told me that it was all mental and that I should just stop thinking about my stomach getting upset when I eat brisket. And weirdly, ever since then, your boy's back. I think he misunderstood what he was saying. I think he was saying, it's mental. It's mental.
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's mental, mate. Yeah. So now I'm just a fatty brisket boy. Yeah. Dude, good job, Dylan. Shut a door one time, Dylan. You're really crushing today. Fucking carpe diem.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Weren't we just talking about how that fixed itself, that door? Our studio door doesn't stay shut, which is really convenient when you have a studio that needs to be soundproof. Dave and I had some barbecue together this weekend. How does that make you feel, Dylan? I don't care. We didn't actually eat it together. We were just at the same place at the same time picking up barbecue to bring back to our respective homes.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I know. Otherwise, you would have heard it from me. I know. I made a point of saying that it was a great five minutes just to put out the vibe to all of you that Dave and I didn't actually hang out because I didn't want people to be upset. Y'all would have caught hands. It would have been on site. Have you had the barbecue before you went there? No, it's one that's always recommended.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I think the reason I have not is because it's on the east side of town. I try to avoid any interaction, even crossing over of I-35 just because it's just a pain in the ass. How was it? It was fantastic. Their brisket is among I've not had Franklin's, but it is among the best I've had in Austin. If you're visiting Austin and you want to get some barbecue but don't want to wait all day for Franklin's,
Starting point is 00:17:53 a little barbecue is the best option for you. It is so good. It's just a small, like slightly small notch under Franklin's. Do you want my take? Yeah, fine. It's really, really good. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I actually like Terry Black's more, and it's mainly because of their pork rib. Okay. So that's my official take. Like, I'll go to either, but because Terry Black's is so much closer to me and I like their pork rib more, I'm probably just going to keep going there. But if I'm on the east side, I want some barbecue. The barbecue's getting hit up every single time. Yeah, it slaps, man. We should just do a barbecue
Starting point is 00:18:30 tour of Austin, Texas. We should do a barbecue podcast. Actually, it's not the worst idea for us to do a barbecue tour of Austin. I would be so... No, no, no, no. Better idea. We need to do a burger challenge. Yep, yep. It's a joke for three. That's my mind exploding from that idea.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That was brilliant. I do want to get Franklin's, and they are making it a lot easier to get to go. Franklin's is like you said. You've got to wait. It's expensive. Whatever. You've always been able to order ahead of time. And by ahead of time, I mean weeks.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Here's the move that you have to do no matter where you're getting your barbecue. Okay? Hear me out. You always over-order on brisket, and here's why. You've got to make the egg, brisket, scramble, or breakfast taco the next day. It's just greatness. You cook the eggs with it. It's just like the fat cooks together.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I threw it in some foil and let it all sit there then i heated up some tortillas yeah it's fantastic that's what i had for dinner last night i know that was your next question but you gotta you gotta over order so like if there's two of you don't be scared to get a pound of brisket we did uh we did sausage oh my wife will my wife got a frito Pie. Dylan? A walking taco? I love Frito Pie. A walking taco. Still don't know why it's called that, but... Because it's a taco that you walk with. You walk with it.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Yeah. This... Jesus, which one of y'all was that? God, we said walking taco once, and Dylan's stomach just went off. My stomach had something to say. Well, let me say this. This taco you couldn't walk with. Because it was big.
Starting point is 00:20:06 It wasn't a walking taco on the menu. It was a Frito pie. So they named it wrong. It was very good. No, they named it right. I just want to be clear. If you Google walking taco. Dude, they used to call Dylan walking taco.
Starting point is 00:20:18 It comes up. It's just served in a Frito bag, correct? They didn't serve this in a Frito bag, though. It's not a walking taco. It's just a in a Frito bag, correct? They didn't serve this in a Frito bag, though. It's not a walking taco. It's just a Frito pie. A walking taco is instead of a... So they're two different things. It's the same stuff, just presented differently.
Starting point is 00:20:34 A walking taco, you eat it literally out of a Frito-Lay bag. Wait, so... There's not enough room in that bag. Are we actually having a logical resolution to a food discrepancy that we've had in the past? Does that make sense? Not if I have anything to do with it. Yeah, it's the same thing. I'm willing to flex here that if it's in the bag, we call it a walking taco.
Starting point is 00:20:53 The bag's too small. How do you know? Because they gave her two bags. It's her bag, baby. She's in her bag, dude. Yeah. Did she get in either of them? Did she drop it?
Starting point is 00:21:05 Is she in it? We don't know. Dude, I secured the bag. Was it about to fall off the table and you just pushed it further out of the table? I bought Dylan's intellectual property. You did? I did. And I bought your home.
Starting point is 00:21:18 So now I'm your landlord. So fucking pay me. We're jacking up rent. All this was way over my head. Well, you had no say in it because I did my head. I didn't know it went down. You had no say in it because I did it behind your back. It's aggressive. I secured the bag.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Man, I just want a Frito pie now. Yeah, it doesn't sound bad. That's the thing. Dude, the crunchiness, the texture of the Frito combined with the moist, flavorful brisket and cheese and jalapenos. Ooh, and the beans. It's ideal. Fuck me up, fatty.
Starting point is 00:21:48 And the cheese. How many dudes are listening to this at their desk right now that are either going to get barbecue for lunch right now or going to get it for dinner? Let me say this. Do not get a Frito Pie for lunch if you have to go to the office today. Bert's Barbecue in Austin-Staple made a fantastic Frito Pie. Unfortunately, they just closed their doors. That's very helpful, then. Are we looking for them to reopen? Never.
Starting point is 00:22:11 There was one close to my... Stop, Dave. There was one close to my high school. It's a family-owned business. Well, you just said they closed forever. It's sad. It is sad, but I'm just saying. They fell to the COVID situation, man. It's unfortunate. I have yet to have a restaurant that's near and dear to me close because of COVID. Wow. And it's going to be a dark day when it happens.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Must be nice. No, it's just making me realize that I don't eat at enough places that are like family owned. I'm just eating it like- The Cheesecake Factory is not closing its doors. Yeah. Like, dude, that's, yeah. Cheesecake Factory is invincible.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Their slogan was, burst till it hurts. But we always used to say, Burt's till it squirts. Oh, man. That's a reference to diarrhea. Yeah, that's a diarrhea joke. But it was good. It wasn't great, but it was good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Is that why they called you Burt? Dave, did you have an issue with the FitPix that I sent you that I took a view at the barbecue place? Yeah, my legs look too skinny. The second I pulled up, I saw Dave. They're great photos.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Dave was standing in front of this mural and I was like, I didn't even talk to Dave. I just rolled down my window and was like, all right, dude, go to the little to the left. Let's post one on circling back.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Okay. They're going to roast my, look, it's, do you want me to make your legs, I'll make your legs bigger and post. Give me a little bit more definition. It's so much fun posting something to social media
Starting point is 00:23:21 and having just a bunch of people just criticize how you look, you know, it's really fun. No, but here's the thing. Dude up waste up i look fantastic yeah you look good dude just crop it you should do what i did what you you maintain a really unhealthy body for like five years and then a pandemic hits and you get in shape and then everyone compliments you why is it that when we post something it's just it's just free like a free-for-all everyone just shreds us somebody on twitter the other day i posted a photo of Barrett and Ross,
Starting point is 00:23:48 and somebody was like, some guy said, literally, no one in WASH Media has legs. Oh, please. And I'm like, dude, first of all, put some respect on Barrett. What? Did you say that about Barrett? Barrett's got, his legs aren't big, but they're vascular. Barrett is a chiseled piece of hot rock.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And second. Huh? Look at him. And I use this response on Twitter, but I'm pretty sure we all have legs. I have legs. Yeah. We're bipedal beings. I'll show you.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Look, they're on camera right now. Homo sapiens. That's my leg right there, dog. Wow. Thirst trap. Dave, I'm just going to give you giant calves in this photo. No, no, no. I would be. You threw it up. Please, dog. Wow. Thirst trap. Dave, I'm just going to give you giant calves in this photo. No, no, no. I would be –
Starting point is 00:24:28 You threw it up. Please, please. Actually, you know what? It's not that bad. Should I just gram that right now? Yeah, I think you should just gram it right now. Dude, you have to think that a mid-pod gram does numbies. All right, Dave, post the original to your gram,
Starting point is 00:24:40 and we'll Photoshop some monster calves on you for the circling background. Okay. I don't know what I just said here. What should I say what should i say do you crush that will what should my caption be y'all mind if i post this gram right quick sounds like i've almost it's almost like i thought of this you know yeah no i think this is going to do big numbers hey uh any damage from that storm in harbor springs as i looked in my photos i see the screenshot i took of the radar. Yeah, Dave. There was some damage. There aren't any official reportings of a tornado touching down, but I have seen photos on Twitter and elsewhere of what looks like to be a tornado in the distance. So there was a tornado in northern Michigan this
Starting point is 00:25:20 weekend. Took down a lot of trees. Not trees not gonna lie a lot of trees were taken down yeah everyone i know safe my mom was actually caught in the middle of it driving oh she called me yesterday and she said it was one of the scariest things she's ever experienced and i was like i talked to her i talked her through it she called me keep a pulse on that radar she can't be out and about when the storm comes through like you know one of the worst places you can be if you're in your vehicle is if you go pull up under an overpass. Because there's a wind tunnel effect. A lot of people think, like, okay, I'm in shelter.
Starting point is 00:25:51 It's actually not the best place to be. What's the move? If there's a tornado and there's no getting away from it, go lie down in a ditch. Now, if it's like a big boy tornado, like, you know, long track F4, God forbid, or bigger, you're probably getting— Go lie down in a ditch or stay in your car? Dude, I mean, your car's going to get thrown. You can't convince me to get out of my car when there's 24 cars. No, most people aren't going to, but I feel like most meteorologists, which, to be clear, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Oh, I thought you weren't. But I do follow a lot of meteorologists on Twitter. That works. They will tell you to get out of the car, lie down, if it's worst-case scenario. Otherwise, you know, get in your basement if you have one. We don't have those in Texas. We don't do basements here. We need a storm cellar.
Starting point is 00:26:36 We need one for the office. We need a panic room. Dude, I'll be wearing my baggies. Yeah. Yeah. Just drinking coffee with a scarf on while the tornado hits. Sounds chill, dude. With a candle burning.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Dude, that sounds chill. It's a chill situation. Yeah. I blazed that new Goop orgasm candle last night. It went off. Did it? I hate to admit it. Did it make you?
Starting point is 00:26:59 It was delightful. It was absolutely delightful. Did you orgasm? I didn't. And to anyone asking if i bought that candle with my own cold hard money unfortunately yes i did but i i did it in a way that i justified it by giving it as a gift as a birthday gift to sally oh and so it's kind of like a joke gift that cost me way too much money but i had to say solid candle what candle did you burn last night, bitch? I didn't burn one, dog
Starting point is 00:27:25 Exactly I just watched Old Guard Chilled Scale of 1 to 10, how was it? I will give it a solid 7.8 Which is good Did you have to rent it for like $20? It's on Netflix
Starting point is 00:27:40 It's on Netflix? Yeah Maybe I'll give it an 8 It was a good movie Really? I enjoyed it Okay, maybe I'll check it out I probably won't But maybe I will Okay, yeah, maybe I'll give it an eight it was good movie really. I enjoyed it, okay Maybe I'll check it out. I Probably won't but maybe I will okay. Yeah, I don't care either way so cool
Starting point is 00:27:52 Yeah, do you even know how to say her name? Charlize Theron their own They're on their good leap town. I think it's Charlize Theron A beautiful woman the beautifully very beautiful to me. Didn't you really like her in Monster? She's beautifully talented. The range on her, man. To be able to do that and then come back and look the way she does now.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Well, I think it was more makeup. She's in her. Well, she had to gain weight for that. Whatever. What was she in? Monster. I'd rather watch Monster's Ball. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:28:23 Halle Berry? Halle Berry? No, I never saw that. I'd rather watch Monster's Ink. You ever seen that one Berry? Halle Berry? No, I never saw that. I'd rather watch Monsters, Inc. You ever seen that one? Have you seen Monsters Ball with her and Billy Bob Thornton? I think she won for it. I'd rather see the Monstars take on Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 00:28:33 There was a very intense sexual scene with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry. How horny are you right now? Calm down. I'm just saying it's... Have you gotten this gram off yet or what? No, I was waiting. I was trying to re-engage in the pod. I'm trying to re-engage? Calm down. I'm just saying it's... Have you gotten this gram off yet or what? No, I was waiting. I was trying to re-engage in the pod. I'm trying to re-engage in the pod.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I felt bad. I was letting Dylan do too much. I think you need to get your gram off. People are texting me like, what's Dylan's deal? Get your fucking gram off, you dumb idiot. I'm trying to find the perfect filter. You think Juno's a good one? No, that's a trash one.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I mean, the red on the wall. I think if you're gonna do Juno Then you gotta reduce it a little bit There we go See I don't want that See that's There you go What does that even mean
Starting point is 00:29:09 I took it You can take down the filter a little bit If you tap on the filter You select You don't have to do full filter I always go to 69 You probably do full filter No I don't
Starting point is 00:29:17 Like the first one every single time I never do full filter You always go full filter I always I always use the same filter though I forgot what it's called It's like It's like forgot what it's called. It's like six or seven deep in the lineup.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I'm saying this as a friend and a colleague. You need to get a grip on your aesthetic, dude. Dude, it's all over the place. I don't even know what to do anymore. Get a grip on it. Your aesthetic is walking taco. Yeah. I just go for the filter that makes me look like the most shredded.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Put your thirst trap back up or don't come correct at all. all i'm gonna get in better shape before i put one thirst trap no one if you take photos if dylan sees you taking photos dylan will 100 of the time afterward it could be an hour later before you leave like hey dave hey some of those photos that you took yeah because he's no dave is the worst at sharing photos like he'll he'll take he'll take'll take a series of squad pics, and he'll just sit on them all night. Yeah, it's because he wants them. It's like, dog. That's why if someone's taking a squad pic, you have to make sure that you're giving your phone over to take it.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Oh, Dave won't. Dave, he's a selfish. He's a picture hoarder is what he is. You know what I am? I'm the kind of guy who tags LeBarbecue in his Instagram just to get notoriety. Wow. That's big. Dude, that's so tight.
Starting point is 00:30:25 They're probably going to offer me free brisket. And you know what? Me, Will, and Randy are going to eat it, and you're not. And Brett, too. Dude posted already, bitch. I can't wait to have brisket with you guys and not Dylan. I agree. It should be a good time.
Starting point is 00:30:36 We'll do brisket Wednesdays. Every Wednesday? Y'all mind if I? Yeah. Here we go. You guys ready? Yeah. Do it.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Mash the grand button. Woo! Yeah, here we go. You guys ready? Yeah, do it. Smash the grand button. I just felt a little earthquake in here. Dylan, you won't post one. Do we need to call Micah to head over to Instagram and put a bunch of ice? Maybe. It's possible. Get the servers going? It's possible.
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Starting point is 00:31:46 I've said that before. It's just pleasing to the eye. It's almost as aesthetically pleasing as the gram that Dave just got off mid-pod. I wasn't going to make that comparison, but yeah, that's fair. If you're not familiar with Miro, it's an online whiteboard that brings teams together anytime, anywhere. Their infinite canvas is perfect for brainstorming, making mock-ups, organizing files, managing complex projects, whatever you may be doing. They even have templates to help you get started quickly if you're a little
Starting point is 00:32:09 intimidated by this kind of stuff. You can add your docs, spreadsheets, sticky notes, and other important information directly to Miro, so you always have a single real-time collaboration hub. Miro can integrate with the programs you already use, like Google Drive, Dropbox, Slack.
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Starting point is 00:32:54 unlimited team members in, like I said, Miro.com slash backer. Seriously, my right leg fell asleep. It's tough, dude. I don't like it, man. Wake me up inside. Did you guys see that the New York Post was body shaming Zac Efron? Yeah, I got a lot of issues with this. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Dude, why are they doing this? He's a hot piece of meat, and you're going to body shame him? What are you doing? He arguably looks better in the photo that they're trying to say is a, quote, dad bod. Oh, in the picture. My wife said it looks better. In the picture they're comparing it to, he was playing a little college, like, hunk that had no body fat on him. He prepared for the role.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I mean. Legitimately no body fat. Yeah. Now he looks like a grown man who's in great shape. He looks like a grown man who's in the top 2-3% of all males as far as fitness. Yes. Oh, no question. To call it a dad bod is an insult to dad bods.
Starting point is 00:33:56 How old does Zach get, for honest? Is he in his 30s yet? He's got to be, right? Can I guess? You can't even look it up. I'm going to guess he is 31. I was going to say 31 as well. Dave, we're on the same page't even look it up. I'm going to guess he is 31. I was going to say 31 as well. Dave, we're on the same page here.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Look it up. You know who we need here to talk about this? Barrett. He's 32. Barrett Dudley. He's the host of our new podcast, F'ing Around. Hey, guys, I hate to say it, but that's what an in-shape 32-year-old man looks like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Okay. I'm a 33-year-old man looks like. Yeah. Okay. I'm a 33-year-old man, and if I had Zac Efron's body right now, I'd be very pleased with myself. I could probably shape my beard into what he's doing at this point, but it's a little pointy for me, so I think I'm going to resist doing that.
Starting point is 00:34:37 But, like, honestly, if you can wear board shorts that he's wearing in this photo and not have your love handles absolutely just squirting out everywhere, then you're in good shape. if your board shorts mesh to your body and the body doesn't mesh to the board shorts then you're doing just fine can i say that this is also the tweet that they posted it's also unfair because it's two absolutely different lightings
Starting point is 00:35:02 lighting's terrible the first one one is made for shred. He might be just shredded in the other one. I mean, he's probably not. He's definitely got more body hair, but the lighting is not doing him favors. Now, he still looks great. He's still yoked. I don't think that this original photo, by the way, was from Neighbors. Oh, Baywatch?
Starting point is 00:35:20 I think it was Baywatch. You might be right. I studied Efron's hot bod a lot, and this has Baywatch vibes written all over it. Actually, the hair, it looks like Baywatch hair. I think you're right. Yeah. And, like, you can just tell by, like, his lower two abs are just, like, much more defined in Baywatch than they are in the other ones. And, like, his traps and stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Is it worth pointing out the ridiculous double standard in this headline? No. It's not worth it? No. I mean, no. It is worth it. Imagine. Imagine if this headline? No. It's not worth it? No, I mean, no, it is worth it. Imagine. Imagine if this was a woman.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Like, what? Oh, so-and-so has mom bod now. What the fuck? Mom bod thing. It's not because you can't. No. Dylan, stop trying to make mom bod a thing. You can't.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Dude, mom bod is not a thing. You know what I'm saying, though? Like, imagine. I hate that I'm about to click the link. I'm clicking it because I just got to see what. First of all, fans are not shocked. No. No one's shocked.
Starting point is 00:36:11 No one is shocked. And he's still just very shredded. Like, honestly, I wish that I could get to that, what he's doing. But I don't have, like, I don't have a personal trainer that I can get in the gym with and just constantly be lifting weights. Like, I can't achieve this body as much as I want to. No one's given you the gift of kettlebell. That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Just because he's lost his eight-pack, though, doesn't mean Efron has sprouted a beer belly. Yeah, and he's not shaving his chest and his stomach. They're the site that doesn't care. Are they? Is that like us? Like we were? Yeah. Yeah. Once they realized that PGP was dead, they were like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:50 We're the site that doesn't care now. I mean. He also has more body hair in the quote unquote dad bod photo, which if he trimmed up that body hair, he's going to look a lot more svelte. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying he needs to, but i'm just saying it would it would definitely help matters in the in the left picture he's it looks like very dehydrated you know like he's just all sucked in like it you know dehydration this is a healthy in shape hunk of a man i'm
Starting point is 00:37:19 looking at get out of here man i mean are y'all seeing this show by the way no i haven't started i want to i want to check it out a lot of praise enjoy him i think he's a he's a he's solid honestly the part of the reason i didn't start watching it is because when it first came out and you clicked into the next netflix app on apple tv it was just a trailer for that that started every single time. And within 0.5 seconds, it's just Zac Efron going, Como se dice? And I was just like, okay, I'm tired of him saying como se dice. Like, I don't care about this right now.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I might watch it later. I just don't know if I care about Efron going to these places. Should I? Yeah. I don't know. You might learn something. Okay. Is he trying to do, like, a Bourdain thing? I? Yeah. I don't know. You might learn something. Okay. Is he trying to do like a Bourdain thing?
Starting point is 00:38:06 I think so. There's definitely a green element to all this because it's about like food and energy and stuff like that, I believe. Okay. Again, I haven't seen the show. That's what I've gathered from the trailer. This is a note from somebody that said, Post-rehab, Zac Efron started an insane workout and diet routine to help him cope with the challenges of staying sober.
Starting point is 00:38:29 He's since acknowledged that this was his own type of unhealthy behavior and regrets taking it that far. And they note that framing this as before and after, good versus bad, is really gross. I don't disagree with that. Fuck you, New York Post. Just reckless, man. Just reckless.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Reckless. I dare you. What's up with the modern-day ratio now, now that the quote tweets are included in retweets? Is the modern-day ratio just having more retweets than favorites? You can still look at the numbers broken down. I don't know how to do it. Let's dig into the numbers.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Dylan, tell us the metrics. I don't have them in front of me, David. Why aren't we talking about, I don't know, maybe another muscle that Zac Efron has a very strong one of, his mind? Why are we so fixated on his body? You know what? Good point, man. Dylan, you've been treated like a piece of meat for so many years.
Starting point is 00:39:24 You know what? Yeah, but Dylan wants that. I don't want it. I have a lot going on upstairs, David. You know, maybe I might delete my Instagram because I don't want to be objectified, treated like a piece of meat. Check the comments. You probably already have been. Yeah, have you been objectified yet?
Starting point is 00:39:39 What's the likes looking like on this, Dave? This wall is aesthetically pleasing. I know. I know it is. Dave, there's a reason that the second I pulled up and saw you walking out of the barbecue place, there's a reason I told you to get up against that wall. And it wasn't because I was going to frisk you. This D-head says, are those W.R. Bowen's legs?
Starting point is 00:39:56 And he tagged Ross. That's just insulting both of us. See? That's unnecessary. We only gas up Kings in 2020. Dude, that guy has no place following me on instagram i'm gonna i'm not gonna block him but i'm just saying he needs to rethink his strategy see girls just they just support each other on the gram your home girl gets a
Starting point is 00:40:15 gram off and it's like go off sis you look fine as fuck a guy does and it's like dude your legs look like trash what are you doing you know dude why can't we be more like girls? I'm such a good follower on Instagram. I just followed my buddy's wife's new Dallas Interior Design Instagram page. Wow. I'll probably never do anything with it, but I'm following it. Dude, you're a real friend. You know what? I didn't even get the follow back yet.
Starting point is 00:40:39 I probably won't. Do you have any mean Instagram comments that just stick out to you, Dylan? Oh, well, there's a guy guy who when i posted my thirst trap there's the guy who said it got upvoted or liked a million times he said you have a six-pack and a gut at the same time that was not nice that's not nice not nice man no the one that sticks with me from recent memories is when someone said that i had the rare wider waist than shoulders ratio i tried to respond that my chill to pull race ratio was pretty good though but it's a good response but the damage is done you can still see the ratio broken down if you just scroll there
Starting point is 00:41:20 okay okay that makes sense that makes sense I just, I love a good ratio. I can't find that particular tweet, though. Now that they started lumping everything. It's probably because New York fucking whatever, they tweet about 20 times an hour.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Okay, so the ratio is not, that's not the original tweet. That one has a bunch of retweets. But it's still not good that there's more retweets than favorites. You're right. The modern day ratio
Starting point is 00:41:40 is just changing. I'm worried that Twitter is just going to change into something that we eventually hate. Don't ruin my Twitter. Don't you already hate it? No, I love it.
Starting point is 00:41:49 It's a love-hate, right? Dude, I ride with my tweets. I like to tweet out, I hate it here. My least favorite thing is just this website is free. That's one that you can't do anymore. Even ironically, you're really pushing it. Man. Twitter's fun.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Like the guy who just sent me a, a colorblind, a hidden message in a colorblind dot formation that I can't read. That's see, that's just me. That's really me. You're kind of just getting bullied right now. Does it actually say something?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, it does. It says we must rise against. It says all that in there. It says we must rise against the color blind well that's that's i don't think that's fair it's a little bit silly dylan dylan has some adidas that he wears almost every day not to stump but they're the 4ds which means that you they're not cheap shoes okay and dylan just found out recently that the soles are green. Yep.
Starting point is 00:42:45 That's true. That's true. Someone in my family, I forgot who it was, pointed out that I like the green in those shoes. And I said, what are you talking about? I thought they were off-white. I just don't understand how you can just not know that there's just green in those shoes. Like, it's just so blatantly green. Yeah, I'm just colorblind, Will.
Starting point is 00:43:01 That's the thing here. I feel like you're not, and you're just doing it to be, like, different. I don't know why that's cool to be colorblind. Like, you said it in sixth grade because, like, a girl that you liked was also colorblind, Will. That's the thing here. I feel like you're not, and you're just doing it to be different. I don't know why that's cool to be colorblind. You said it in sixth grade because a girl that you liked was also colorblind, and now you're just trying to ride with it. I'm just riding it all the way. Yeah, you've lived with this lie for way too long. Oh, man. Do we have anything else on Efron's hot-ass body?
Starting point is 00:43:21 He's just a hot man. He's welcome to come on to this podcast and talk about his body i'd feel bad if we got him on circling back and we didn't get him on club cool we'd have bared in here too for that for sure definitely pop top oh if mark my words that i will take my shirt off if we've got effron in here effing around man it's a play on words. His name is Ephraim. Mm-hmm. I've got food in my teeth. Gross. You're disgusting.
Starting point is 00:43:50 You disgust me. It's probably brisket from last night. Oh. Just kidding. I floss. Save some, dude. You didn't floss. I did.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Put that in the eggs later. You don't even floss. Bitch. You probably don't even brush in circles. You can't put that in eggs later. What are you talking about? That's disgusting. Why else would you save it?
Starting point is 00:44:09 You put it in eggs later. You don't have to take it out of your teeth and put it in eggs. Maybe you should put your existence in rice, dude. Dylan's the kind of guy who puts his toothbrush in the corner of his bathtub and will pick it up and just brush when he showers. I heard you don't put the cap on your toothpaste. You heard wrong. I don't know what else to say. just brush many showers. I heard you don't put the cap on your toothpaste. You heard wrong. I don't know what else to say.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Dude, that's what I heard. What a weird move. Why wouldn't you do that? I heard that your mirror in your bathroom is just covered in the residual spit from spitting into the sink. Who are you talking to? Dude, I'm talking to people. The streets are talking, dude. The park's giving you this information?
Starting point is 00:44:45 Yeah. He said that your bathroom etiquette is just trash. He doesn't respect privacy boundaries, I'll tell you that. Neither does Stella. No, dogs tend to not. I'm just trying to get a shower off, and suddenly Parks is here having a conversation with me. I'm like, dude, can I put some clothes on before we do this? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:45:00 One of my pet peeves is when I'm showering and I get out of the shower and want to do my like routine in front of the mirror like touching up my beard brushing my teeth whatever and then sally just busts in without knocking i'm like what i'm in here i'm trying to get pretty for you what if you were playing with your dinghy i don't think i i don't think i would be okay but yeah what if i'm doing some inspections or something like i just don't bust in without knocking head between the legs looking back at it married something? Like, I just don't bust in without knocking. Head between the legs, looking back at it. You're married, so it's, you know. I don't just knock, though.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I know what you're saying. I don't like sharing a bathroom when I'm doing, like, my routine. Mm-hmm. No, I just don't. No. Let's talk about figs real quick. You guys are aware that the world changed overnight, and doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals
Starting point is 00:45:44 immediately ran into the crisis? Maybe that's why Sally's busting into our bathroom. She's always in a hurry lately. But it's because she's doing something noble. She's a healthcare professional. Exactly. And since then, they've been working extra long hours, distancing themselves from their loved ones, and risking their lives to save ours.
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Starting point is 00:46:09 I had no clue they'd been around that long. Oh, yeah. Doing major shouts to Figs. They create ridiculously soft modern scrubs that help healthcare workers look good, feel good,
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Starting point is 00:46:42 to produce millions. I love that. Millions of N95 masks and PPE. People helping people. Dude, the thing is, they're going to continue to do whatever it takes to support healthcare workers during this challenging time. I love it. Corporate responsibility at its finest.
Starting point is 00:46:56 It's huge. I love it. These scrubs hit different for numerous reasons. They've got a ton of different features and functionality. They created their own proprietary fabric, which as you guys know, we love anything proprietary on this podcast. And it features Silvadur antimicrobial technology, as well as four-way stretch, moisture-wicking, anti-wrinkle, and liquid-repellent properties. I will say, recently I was folding Sally's clothes, and I asked her. She had some other scrubs in there that were just these bootleg crappy scrubs.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And then she had some figs in there and I said, Sally, just be honest with me. Front with me as a healthcare professional. Are these figs that above and beyond? And she said yes. I love them. Yeah, we've had a chance to I mean, just, I haven't worn the scrubs per se, the fig scrubs, but I've touched them.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I've held them in my hand and they feel great. They're high-end. Just quality. And not only do they look good, they're comfortable, too. Like, very, very comfortable. Ridiculously soft. And some styles even have yoga waistbands. You have my attention.
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Starting point is 00:48:35 Nuck, if you zuck. Like I said, I just have a lot of questions. We're going to objectify Zuck right now. Is this about cake? You can't put that cake on the tl and not expect to get you know yeah he knew what he was doing who knew or did he even put that out there was that just a paparazzi i mean i don't know if you're sitting in like on like some beach in northern california and you see this dude with like clown makeup on riding an electric surfboard and then all of a sudden you
Starting point is 00:49:00 realize it's one of the richest men in the world. Are you just a little caught off guard? Gotta say, we already trashed the New York Post once today, right? I don't know if it's New York Post or New York Daily News. Well, I'm going to trash the New York Post. This headline, Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii. That's not what you say. You say surf. Yeah, he's not surfboarding. He is on a surfboard, correct.
Starting point is 00:49:25 He's not surfboarding. Okay, questions. Is this a surfboard? I don't know. This, to me, appears to be an electric surfboard. Dude, it gets more ridiculous every time. Because there's no wave, clearly, but he's standing up on it. No.
Starting point is 00:49:39 So he's got to be propelled by something other than a wave. Yes, and he has something in his hands that appears as though... Oh, and it controls the thing. It's a controller. Yes, and he has something in his hands that appears as though... Oh, and it controls the thing. It's a controller. Dude, is he wearing a hoodie? Okay, that's tight then. Is that a hoodie? Yes.
Starting point is 00:49:53 He's wearing a hoodie that is sopping wet. That is such an uncommon... Imagine how it's weighing it down, the wet hood. Okay. Yeah, does water get stuck in the hood, and then it just makes you fall backwards? I want a surfboard with a motor on it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:07 They make skateboards with the motors on them, and I think that they're awesome. If I lived somewhere that had a nice road, if I lived in your neighborhood, I'd probably get one. Really? Because you have the perfect road to just cruise on those things on. Whereas mine, I live next to a really busy street. I'd have to go drive somewhere and then do it. But a surfboard? I feel like that gets dicey. No, it looks tight to a really busy street. I'd have to go drive somewhere and then do it. But a surfboard? I feel like that gets dicey.
Starting point is 00:50:28 It looks tight is what it looks like. You don't see this every day. No. Why does he have this much sunscreen on? So it's not Photoshopped like he actually has all that sunscreen on his face? Yeah. It looks like he painted it on. There's numerous photos of this, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Okay. It's not he painted it on. There's numerous photos of this, Dylan. Okay. It's not just one. All right. Like, is he that fair skin that he needs to put on that much stuff? Why doesn't he wear a bucket hat? Just a Hall of Fame nerd, this guy. We could send him a Will Wants Bucket hat. I think we should.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Could you be nerdier? No. He's the world's biggest nerd. And a grade-A asshole. And he'd be the world's biggest nerd. And a grade-A asshole. And maybe the world's thickest nerd. And a villain, too. The guy sucks, man. He's very rich, though.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I mean, yeah. He's got coin. I'm getting distracted just by scrolling down the Zuckerberg TL and just looking at different Photoshop's of this. One of my favorites is the Mrs. Doubtfire comparison. When she has the.... Doubtfire comparison. Oh. She has the. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Hello. There you go. That's much better. Thank you. Hello. That movie stinks. Shut up. I mean, it's not very realistic.
Starting point is 00:51:35 I mean, that's fair. I'm going to choose it for a stream room next. Why? Because you'll never live in a $5 billion home in San Francisco? That's not. Is that why? That's not why. I bet that's why.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I'd like to do that. Freak. If I had that choice, I'd be there instead of sitting here with you guys right now. I'm going to, dude, it's Parks' next birthday. You're going to come home
Starting point is 00:51:53 and we're going to be having like a petting zoo party in there listening to House of Pain jump around when you get home. This is not happening. There's going to be like donkeys walk around. Donkeys? I don't want donkeys in my crib.
Starting point is 00:52:04 We could get the camel that they use at Dayrage. Yeah, the Dayrage camel. I'm going to put him in your room. He's just going to shit all over the joint. Dude, they got the website for the camel rental. They have notable events like Dayrage. Wasn't that dude from New Mexico or something? I have no idea who that guy was.
Starting point is 00:52:22 It doesn't really matter. Who was sitting there like, we need a camel? I wasn't there. All I know is that he bought a matter. I'm just sitting there like we need a camel. I wasn't there. All I know is that he bought a ticket to DayRage and showed up and he had a camel with him. Oh, they showed up. So you guys weren't sitting in a conference room being like, hey, we need a camel. No. A random person brought a camel to the party.
Starting point is 00:52:38 We were like, yeah, bring him in. Very frat. Yes. Took a camel. Camel. Zuckerberg. Do you think he owns a camel. Camel? Zuckerberg. Do you think he owns a camel? No.
Starting point is 00:52:50 That one's backyard's got a bunch of camels. Cigarettes that he smokes. David. Here's the question. Do you think Zuckerberg's ever smoked a cigarette? No. Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Yes. I think he's smoked a cigarette. I bet he's never smoked a cig. I bet he has smoked a joint. Do you think he inhaled? No. You know, a lot of people forget he stole the idea of Facebook from the Winklevoss twins. Dude, don't spoil tomorrow's stream room, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:17 We're trying to save some of this. Don't spoil tomorrow's stream room. People don't know this. The Winklevi. The Winklevi. Anytime we get two servings of Armie Hammer in a stream room, your boy's going to be very happy. Armie Hammer's in the social network?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Yeah. He's the Winklevoss twins. He plays both of them. Dave, there's two of them. Both. Oh, I guess I forgot that. Don't get it. I haven't seen this movie in forever, man.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I wish Brett was here just to clarify that it's both of them. It's both, yeah. Oh, both. It's both. Do we want to talk about Zuckerberg's ass in this? He's cake, man. It's cake. He's got more cake than me, which is not –
Starting point is 00:53:51 It's a good angle. He's in the proper posture, and that's going to pop it out a little bit. He's got some decent legs on him, man. Pop it back one time for me. Do you think it's possible that he was just surfing around this boat that the people were taking photos from, and he like here let me get this side there's no way he knew that they would be doing photos because i don't care how much you care about your your uh your skin care you do not put that you do not leave that much visible sunscreen on your face
Starting point is 00:54:19 do you get popped by the razzi how did nobody tell us no one needs as much zinc oxide spread all over their face. How did his wife not be like, hey, you got to rub that in a little bit. Hey, you look like an absolute idiot. What are you doing? You look like one of the biggest fools ever. We know you're a nerd, but this is next level shit. I was also wrong.
Starting point is 00:54:35 This wasn't in Northern California. This was in Hawaii. Yeah, it's in the headline, dog. I know. I fucked up. I said I fucked up. You think he was doing one of those waves where the jet ski pulls you out? Dude, those are the ones.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Those are beyond party waves. Those are rager waves. Those are day rage waves. Is it surprising that Zuckerberg doesn't have a party wave going right now? No. Total dork. What a dork this guy is. He can hear us.
Starting point is 00:55:02 He's going to steal our info, though. That's for sure. That's true. That's true. That's true. Way to go, Will. I mean, even if we don't actually mean that he's a dork and that's all fake, he still wouldn't remove it from the internet. What do you think he's smoking in Hawaii?
Starting point is 00:55:17 You've got to think of these meats. He's smoking that grass, I think. I could see him putting some pineapple on a smoker. Dude, he's smoking Maui Waui. Dude, so I made a filet the other night Dude, he's smoking Maui Waui. Dude, so I made a filet the other night. No one's doing Maui Waui. People are doing Maui Waui, David, just because you don't fucking burn kill. Okay, we get it.
Starting point is 00:55:32 You're listening to Cuddy, dude. Jeez. You don't even burn, dude. Maui Waui is like what kids who wanted people to think they smoked weed would say. Yeah, man, I'm smoking that Maui dang. I'm the one smoking Maui Waui, motherfucker. That doesn't sound hard. I'm the one smoking Maui Wai, motherfucker. That doesn't sound hard. I'm the one smoking Maui Wai.
Starting point is 00:55:48 There's some fun names for weed, though. You got a problem? I did some, I put some rosemary in my fillets in the cast iron the other night, and I have to say, it surprised me how much it affected the flavor in a positive way. Yeah, you just don't overdo it. Yeah, you got to be careful. Because a little bit goes a long way with rosemary. We're talking steaks now?
Starting point is 00:56:06 Yeah. We're talking meat, Dylan. You wouldn't know about this. Zuckerberg's the original meat smoker. You don't know about this meat talk, dude. Yeah, he smokes meat. I know. I wasn't even smoking it, though.
Starting point is 00:56:14 I did a reverse sear. That's okay. Reverse sear is the way to do it. I was very pleased. Wait, did you finish it in the oven? Yeah. Did you put it down, flip it, and reverse it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Okay. I did. Missy Elliott, Dave. flip it, and reverse it? Yeah. Okay. I did. Missy Elliott, Dave. Dylan doesn't even reverse sear. No. I don't reverse sear, no. I actually normally don't, but the fillets were such thick, boys, that we thought it was a necessary thing to do.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Dylan tried to take Park shopping at Sears the other day. We're back to school clothes. Aren't they closed? Did they file? You said, hey, let's come see the softer side of Sears. That's what you said. That didn't happen. Was that the section where Dylan takes his shirt off?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Jesus. Come on. I thought we weren't body shaming. I'm sorry, dude. I don't. We're not body shaming. You have a nice body, Dylan. Do you want me to give you five compliments on your body?
Starting point is 00:56:58 Don't ever say I have a nice body. I'm not saying I do, but just refer to it as something else. Dave, you have a nice body. Stop. You can say I do. I'll take those compliments. Don't say nice body about something else. Dave, you have a nice body. Stop. You can say I do. I'll take those co-hosts. Don't say nice body about your co-host. You have a nice body, David.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Did you guys see that earlier this month? Native Hawaiian Maya Breyer launched a campaign to stop Zuckerberg from snapping up land on the island, calling him greedy for suing locals who own property close to his massive $100 million estate. Oh, yeah. I think I heard something about this. That's an asshole move. Wait. We're talking about estate? Oh, yeah. I think I heard something about this. That's an asshole move. Wait, we're talking about California? No, Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:57:30 He owns property there, too? Yeah. Yeah, dude, he's like a billionaire. No, I know. I didn't know where. Did you know that? Okay. Once you become a billionaire,
Starting point is 00:57:37 you don't just get land everywhere. Hey, Will, you know what's cool? A billion dollars. Why do we need... Why is Zuckerberg buying up all this Hawaiian land? I'm not cool with this. There's not a whole lot of it to go around. No.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Like, Hawaii seems like it's one of those places that, like, I feel like if something isn't developed in Hawaii currently, it should just be National Park. Can we just agree on that? Man, I was supposed to be going to Hawaii next week, but... Do you want to explain? Yeah, we kind of have to go back on what we said we were doing. We were originally going to take a week off. We had to cancel it because people can't stay home and leave the house without a mask. Yep.
Starting point is 00:58:15 So, thank you. So now Dylan can't go to Hawaii. Hey, don't apologize to me. Apologize to Parks. He was supposed to come with me. If Sally and I go to Hawaii for our honeymoon in 2021, would you like to come with us? Can I take Parks? Sure.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah, we're there. Okay. I'm taking him down to Lajitas. We're going to go play golf, and we're going to backpack Big Bend. How long is the drive there to Lajitas? Very, very long. It's long. It's like nine hours.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Oh, yeah. I once drove 30 hours. It's like six hours. Seven, eight. How did I know? Somewhere in there. Between six and nine. Okay. But you can't look it up. How did I know? Somewhere in there. Between six and nine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:46 But you can't look it up. Nine hours to El Paso from Austin. Okay. We should do Lajitas if they ever want to, like, I don't know, bring us out there complimentary. The closest airport is, like, not close. Lajitas? They have a private airport there.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Yeah, we don't have a private plane, David. Maybe you don't because you've never flown private. You're right, I haven't. Parkes has. Hey, Will. Will. He doesn't even know. Parkes has.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I can't believe my son has and I haven't. You ever fly private? Will and I will fly private. We'll fly private. You can fly Spirit into El Paso and then drive. I don't know what you would even do. If you are flying private, why can't I just hitch a ride with you? You're just going to have a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:59:29 We're packing golf clubs. It looks like Zuckerberg's oceanfront estate on Kauai's North Shore. Somebody's going to... Sold for $46 million to him. $46 million. That seems like a lot of money. Million with an M. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:46 I don't think he could afford if it was 46 billion. I wonder what his private security detail looks like. I bet he's got like a bunch of just like ex-CIA like just absolute world class war zone badasses. I lied. If it was 46 billion he could afford it.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Which is depressing to think about. What's he worth? Can I guess? Yeah. 82 billion. 89 $82 billion. $89.2 billion. That's a disgusting amount of money. If you were like, okay, you don't want Zuckerberg in your crew, though. You want him in the crew so that you can get the runoff cool shit, like going to Hawaii on electric surfboards.
Starting point is 01:00:20 But personality-wise, he's not a dude that you want in your crew. We don't know the real Zuck. We don't know the real zuck we don't know the real zuck imagine imagine sitting there like smoking smoking meat and having him just like put a camera on you the entire time to like narrate it instead of just tipping back some vizzies uh that sounds like not that different than hanging out with me if you're on a squad trip if you're on a squad trip with zuck, it's like, let's ditch Mark and go to the casino or something. He's a boner, man. Yeah, Mark's the guy at the blackjack table just hitting when he's not supposed to. Hey, should I hit this?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Yeah. I don't know why I said it. J-Bone boys. The book says hit it. No, J-Bone and Zuck can chill hard. What's that mean? J-Bone was making some kolaches last night. He sent me some photos.
Starting point is 01:01:04 They look delightful. Let me guess. It was like midnight? He eats dinner shockingly late. It was extremely late when he was texting me the photos of his things. I've played COD with him before, and he's been like, I've got to go eat dinner. I'm like, it is 1030. He literally just texted me.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Yeah, he sent me photos of the kolaches at 1030. That's so late. Like, dude, go to bed. I don't know. I'm an early boy when it comes to that stuff. Randy, did you mean to spell aesthetically hilariously improperly? Blink twice. On my gram comments?
Starting point is 01:01:43 Hurry before I screenshot it. Yeah, before he deletes it. No one can hear you right now, Randy. No one can hear you. Stop explaining yourself. Acidically is what he says. Dude, Randy, you crushed that. It's acidic?
Starting point is 01:01:56 That's awesome. Dude, really good job, Randy. Just kidding. Do we want to talk Bryson real quick? Randy, what is it, dude? Can I get a tea break in? Oh, I would love to have a little conversation with Dylan right now. I would love to have a little convo with Dylan.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Can we keep making fun of Randy? No, we can't make fun of Randy. He doesn't have a mic to defend himself. I feel bad about that. Oh, Wilmont's even commented on this already. Dude, that's not even my account. Please be careful with that, guys. Oh, yeah, that's right. Dude, they keep getting suggested to me. I'm like, nah, that's not the real Wilmont. Dude, that's not even my account. Please be careful with that, guys.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Oh, yeah, that's right. Dude, they keep getting suggested to me. And I'm like, nah, that's not the real Willemons. Nah, it's not the real Willemons. Don't follow that. If he wants to give that over to me, then I will take it. But, like, I'm not going to promote something that I don't have the keys to. I will not be supporting him.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Dylan, what did you have for dinner last night? The barbecue that I mentioned. Oh. Valentina's. Okay. It went off. You're lucky. Did you order dinner in last night
Starting point is 01:02:46 so you wouldn't have some shitty answer? My dad brought it over. Hang out with me and the little guy. I had steak the previous two nights. I bought a big ass ribeye and it was so big that I ate about half of it so I just finished it the next night. Dylan, you're going to get gout if you eat this much meat.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Yeah, hell yeah. Gout's kind of frat. As far as diseases next night dylan you're gonna get gout if you eat this much meat yeah hell yeah that's kind of frat yeah as far as like diseases go guts i mean you're eating good yeah isn't gout like isn't it just like a its nickname is the rich man's disease tfm yeah but it's it's also like from really unhealthy habits severe pain redness and swelling and joints often the big toe. How's your big toe doing? Big toe's good. Attacks come suddenly, often at night. Damn, I didn't realize this.
Starting point is 01:03:33 I have two friends with gout. What, you just get it from eating like baller shit? One of them's very overweight. The other one got it like genetically for some reason, somehow. How do you even get it? It's just from being generally unhealthy. I think it's an acidic buildup in your joints. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I think. Don't quote me on that. It says the following make it more likely that you'll develop gout. A lot of red meat, I know. Being male. Being obese. Eating or drinking foods and drinks high in fructose sugar just drinking in general the risk of god is greater as alcohol intake goes up
Starting point is 01:04:14 just having high diet high in purines which i don't even know what this shit means purines yeah yeah i don't know what that is but you just gotta be careful with meat, organ meat, and some kinds of seafood such as anchovies, sardines, mussels, scallops, trout, and tuna. That sounds like you and Dave are gonna get gout. No, I'm good, dude. Dave's gonna get it. Dave somehow locked himself out. Go open it, Parks. He locked himself out
Starting point is 01:04:38 and Dave locked himself out of the office. Oh, Parks just saved the day. It's actually hilarious. Dave locked himself out. I heard Dave just went to the bathroom so he could check his likes and go through his comments. Yo, why'd he lock me out like that? Did you check comments while you were in the bathroom? Yeah, were you just sitting on the toilet there just checking your commies? My phone's right here.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Sure. Was I gone long? No, we just think that you might have just been checking out your likes. Why'd you lock yourself out, man? The video will reflect that my phone has been here the whole time whatever the video can get you being locked out in frame Randy says way to go Randy and he says no we do not have that footage I would have been funny it would have been man too bad we can't recreate that yeah she didn't want to let me in did you see that hilarious he It was hilarious. He's, look, he's doing the right thing.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Should I let this random person in? Well, I'm not a random person. He could tell if you had a mask on. Yeah, mask on. I don't like that at all. What'd I miss? You guys to go viral or anything? We tried to decide whether or not Dylan has gout.
Starting point is 01:05:38 I don't. You think you might have the gout? No. You have plantar fasciitis? My feet are fucked up from running. It's not from gout, dude. I have a pretty healthy lifestyle. Okay, we'll talk about that later.
Starting point is 01:05:53 All right, talk about that. Yeah, we actually need to sit you down after this pod and talk about some stuff. Oh. Do you want to talk Bryson Meltdown real quick? I did not get to watch this live. I was very upset about that. I didn't either. Micah started getting texts at the pool.
Starting point is 01:06:09 From Dan? No, from his group text. I was getting them from Dan. And he was just like, I think we might need to go to a TV right now. And it was because Bryson just absolutely melted down. He did what we all do. We've all been here. Ask for a third ruling.
Starting point is 01:06:25 I mean, we maybe are not asking for that and having our caddy block the cameras, but, you know, we've all gotten double-ditch. Dude, the definition of too much dip. Just trying to power that thing out of the— I mean, what was he trying to do? Dude, he was going for it. Just lay up. He's such a little shit.
Starting point is 01:06:43 Lay up and don't Don't take yourself Out of the tournament He didn't So how did he even Get into the mess That he got in He hit his drive Into the shit
Starting point is 01:06:53 Into the rough Heavy rough Yes Dude no one's sitting A three way down A heavy rough And he tried to He tried to absolutely
Starting point is 01:07:00 Muscle one Put it on the other Side of a fence Then hit another one Same spot Goes over there, and he tries to get a rule. I don't know. Honestly, I avoided the rules discussion.
Starting point is 01:07:13 I was focusing more on him interrupting the guy who's giving him the ruling, like, no, I actually see this fence here. It's your balls over there. You can't go over there. And he's like, OK, you know what? Can I get a second ruling? Almost second opinion. And guys, the guy turns around, radios it in and is laughing as he does it.
Starting point is 01:07:32 He's laughing at Bryson. He said, I don't believe you. I don't. Yeah, he did say that. Can I get a second ruling? What? And then he walked away, walked up to his caddy and said something about a garbage. Try and give us a garbage ruling again.
Starting point is 01:07:43 I like like everyone else gets better rulings than you do. Shut up. It's called rules, dude. You want the per NLU, no laying up. This is the official data of his 15th hole. 26 minutes. Four commercial breaks. Three three woods from the rough.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Two balls out of bounds. Two rules officials. Two putts. One penalty area, 10 strokes. Just a 10-burger. You don't hate to see it. Have you ever played with somebody that refuses to take a 10 because it goes against their handicap?
Starting point is 01:08:17 Oh, I played with a guy who's like, oh, no, I stopped at a double. Yeah. A double seems pretty generous. But have you ever heard people do it because of their handicap? Like, no, my handicap will only let me take a double here my uh double seems pretty generous but have you ever heard people do it because of their hand like they'll do it because of their handicap like no my handicap will only let me take a double here what it's like yeah i'm sorry i don't understand that's not how it works no absolutely not i don't even care if that's in the rule book that way but like if you're you're not getting any free strokes especially if your handicap is so good that you can't take a double like fuck off it's not happening, dude.
Starting point is 01:08:45 No, I'm not playing with that person anymore. Bullshit. Try to pull that shit with me. I mean, how nice would it be if that's the biggest number you could put up? Yeah, it'd be real nice, David. I'd probably have a better handicap than I do now. I'm gonna start pulling that with bogeys, though.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Dude, I just won't stop at bogey. Yeah, my handicap won't let me do that. I'm doing this thing with my handicap. so I'll be like, dude, I just won't stop bogey. Yeah, my handicap will let me do that. I'm doing this thing with my handicap. Did he even make the cut after that? He did. He made it, like, on the – I mean, he's the reason that I think Big Cat and Brooks made the weekend because he dropped the cut line. Brooks is bringing it everywhere, man.
Starting point is 01:09:20 What's going on with him? I could be wrong what I just said, but don't tell me. Did Brooks get in Bryson's head or did Bryson get in Brooks's head they're in each other's head but Brooks is coming out on top because I mean he's absolutely I think Brennan Porath somebody had the tweet of him throwing that big ass a big old hooter in his mouth that big old uh dip I don't know what I was hooter yeah I don't know he was mosting on the on Hooter. Yeah, I don't know. He was mosting on the 19 green. I was thinking of all the things that I heard it called in college. And I was like, yeah, this is him leaning into the brand.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Bryson was worried about protecting his brand. Like, well, why don't you throw some chaw in, bro? Throw a little Redman in. Bryson doesn't have the. Ooh, is Redman's canceled? Yeah. Hmm. Are you talking about the rapper?
Starting point is 01:10:10 No, I'm not. Or are you talking about the... Not Method Man's partner in How High. I feel like... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. No, they still exist. Redman. But their website website sucks I will say that do not go to their website
Starting point is 01:10:30 it's a waste of time I mean I don't have too much on the golf honestly when Rom's winning like in the most exciting thing that's happening is Bryson melting down on Friday
Starting point is 01:10:39 I just don't have that much I'm sorry yeah there wasn't a lot when it became clear that Fino ejected and Ryan Palmer wasn't going to make any birdies to threaten. Although, Rahm had put up a couple big ones, but his handicap prevented him from... I just had a lame sports weekend. Nothing I watched really went the way that I wanted it to go.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Did I watch sports? Oh, I watched the fight card Saturday. It was pretty good. F1 was absolutely boring. Not absolutely boring, but F1 was leaving some to be desired. More like F2? Yeah. More like Efron.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Not really. That's good. That's good. Nothing boring about that. Zach F1? Hell yeah. Sounds like Cole Campbell's saying it. That sounds mean.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Man, you lost, guys, to your boys, Dave, Chelsea. We all saw that coming, though. No one saw that coming. Who lost to Chelsea? Manchester United, David. How did Pulisic do? Pretty good. I don't even think he played.
Starting point is 01:11:41 I'm asking Will. Why didn't he play? Coach's decision? Well, it's an FA Cup game, and it's not as important right now as making the Champions League. And so they did some tinkering with the lineups. He could have gone in. After it was 3-0, I admittedly just kind of got on my phone
Starting point is 01:11:58 and just read hate tweets on Twitter about the game. So I didn't really care. Yeah, you were active in that. I was just a little – I was having fun in the morning, but then once the Man U game got on, I just didn't have any fun anymore. Hey, Killshot texted me, yo, our office is a half mile from La Barbecue. If you want to just come by and grab cases from here of water.
Starting point is 01:12:18 He doesn't realize. I got to let him know this is a later gram. Yeah. Common mistake. He should have known by the shadows. Why does he think that you're just getting FitPix off at 10 a.m.? It's a very fair question. Even if you don't want to drive to a barbecue, Dave, you know what you can do?
Starting point is 01:12:37 You can Postmate it. Postmate it. Great call. Yeah, you could absolutely just Postmate it. Because if you're like me, you probably start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're still eating lunch. I love food, and that's why I love using Postmates. If you're like me, you probably start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're still eating lunch. I love food and that's why I love using Postmates. But I kind of love them even more right now because they're doing something
Starting point is 01:12:49 that other people are doing. But they're doing it well. Non-contact deliveries. So you don't even have to touch these people or interact with them. Yeah, I complained about driving across town. I should have just Postmated it. Well, yeah. Now when you order from local restaurants,
Starting point is 01:13:05 everything gets left right outside your door. It's the best. What are you thinking, dude? They also have Postmates Pickup, which you could do that too, Dave, which you can use to order takeout from your local favorite restaurants. So listen up. You guys need to be supporting your neighborhood spots right now. I've been trying to eat local as much as possible in order to help support my community.
Starting point is 01:13:24 And Postmates doesn't just deliver burgers and sushi. They actually make life easier by picking up everything you need from Walgreens and 7-Eleven and dropping it off right outside your door. I mean, if you're quarantining right now, Dylan, you don't want to go to Walgreens. You're trying to teen. You won't catch me there. No. You just use Postmates.
Starting point is 01:13:40 They can go pick some stuff up for you. You need some tanning oil? Postmates will go to Walgreens and snag it up for you. Or maybe some gout cream? I do not need that at this point. Do you need gout cream? I don't even know if gout cream is a thing. We'll even do that too.
Starting point is 01:13:53 But no, I don't need it. Maybe some Bengay? What is gout cream? What are you doing, David? I don't know. Just thinking of different foot medications for you. You can get it all using Postmates. Most people don't realize that.
Starting point is 01:14:04 For a limited time, Postmates is giving people don't realize that. For a limited time, Postmates is giving our listeners $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days. To start your free deliveries, download the app and use code CIRCLING. That's code CIRCLING for $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days when you download the Postmates app. Anything you need, anytime you need it, Postmate it. Well, boys, do we have anything hot going on in the hopper this week for Washed Media? What a jam-packed Monday episode this was. I know. Anytime you got Zuck surfing with just stuff littered all over his face and you got Efron getting body shamed,
Starting point is 01:14:37 it's going to be a good day for the Circling Back podcast. Zuck cake and Efron's hot bod. Just a lot. Sexy dudes today. I feel like we do have some exciting watch media stuff down the pipeline this week. Well, keep an eye out on Twitch. Keep an eye out on something else, too.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Our Twitch stuff is really, really coming together right now. Yeah, I don't know if you guys heard earlier in the pod, but we had an Xbox delivered live in pod. No one is doing that. Yeah, you don't see that anywhere. Yeah, between the live delivery of an Xbox as well as the... What?
Starting point is 01:15:09 Dave got locked out. Dave got locked out. And Dave getting a gram off mid-pod. We did some revolutionary stuff in the podcast world today. This re-disrupted the industry. People are going to be talking about this for a long time.
Starting point is 01:15:19 I think you're probably right. I just got a call that said spam risk, but I think it might have been spam risk trying to acquire us after today's episode. So now I get the call that says telemarketer. Yeah. Which is very nice. Unknown was enough for me to not answer it.
Starting point is 01:15:35 I mean, yeah, just not having a name attached to it was enough for me to screen that phone call every single time. If it's a local number without a name, I will answer it because maybe it's a doctor's office I forgot about. Maybe it's like Dylan's doctor saying, can you pick up his gout medication for Dylan? I don't know because I'm your primary guardian. You're not. In case of emergency contacts. You're just not. Just I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:16:03 You know Dave does wellness checks on you all the time you have to drive by your house and just make sure that everything's going smoothly that's true he brings me that's what i was looking at exercise equipment there's a dude on a some kind of motorized vehicle cleaning the parking lot i guess i don't know what he's doing i've never seen it it's moving too quick to be like a i love a good clean parking lot i do too man yeah and when you clean a parking lot. I do, too, man. Yeah. And when you clean a parking lot, the good thing is it sprays all the dirt onto your car. Shit, really?
Starting point is 01:16:29 Yeah. But don't get your car washed today because we're supposed to have some rain this week. Yeah, there's a little tropical wave blowing in. We'll see what happens, guys. I got my eye on it. Keep it on there. Keep us updated, please. I will. Should we get out of here?
Starting point is 01:16:42 Yeah. Yeah, that's all. It's been fun. Bye. I will. Should we get out of here? Yeah. Yeah, that's all. It's been fun. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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