Citation Needed - Selfie Related Deaths

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

This episode is about is a list of serious injuries and deaths in which one or more subjects of a selfie were killed or injured, either before, during or after having taken a photo of themselves, with the accident at least in part attributed to the taking of the photo.

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Ready and... Excellent. All those are gonna look so great. Well they're gonna look great. E-E-L-I. What are you doing? What's with all the kids? What's happening? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH photos studio. Why would you do that? Selfie related deaths Tom think about it. Why do people take selfies? Capture memories with their loved ones. To remember special moments in your life maybe? Oh okay, no seriously it's to get famous and what better way to get famous than to die taking a Taking a selfie so you You murder people while they take a selfie. That's what you're doing No, he then don't murder people. I set up photo opportunities that might go wrong like look I've got a cliff side over there. That's my lion's cage in that corner and of course train tracks

Watch your step. He redirects trains so often You gotta get a guy. You gotta train guy. Okay Eli This is this is terrible. It's a dangerous idea. I hate to say this none of this explains all these kids Oh that yeah, I'm also doing school photos too, so you know Statistically eventually cute Oh, oh okay super common Hello and welcome to Citation Needed, the podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on the Wikipedia, and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm no I'll be trying to keep this thing in focus tonight, but I'm gonna fail thanks to these motherfuckers. First up, two men whose visage would make Louis De Gaire wish he'd been an accountant, Tom and Eli. You know, de Gaire said that I wasn't his type? He said that a lot actually. Ah, he said that. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm just saying I Google image to care and he doesn't get to say shit about anybody He looked like Princess Muster And also joining us tonight are two men who asked for their names not to be associated with this show after that opening Skit person three and person four get in the news as unfortunate men has his penis stuck in object one time and your person has his penis stuck in object one time and your person person for

yeah i'd like to be uh... in like fb i informant voice for the rest of the uh... uh... okay so before we jump all the way into this episode about how doing dumb shit can kill you i i want to remind our listeners that elise about to be a dad really is a nested pass along so if you'd like to learn how to support the show, be sure to stick around to the end.

And with that out of the way, tell us, Heath, what person plays think concept phenomenon or event? Well, we'll be talking about today. We'll be talking about selfie related deaths. And I'm assuming this includes the death of sympathy when sympathy was taking a selfie. Eh, eh, yeah, yeah.

I hate all these people. All right, so Cecil, you chose this article, presumably after getting stuck behind two assholes who think the sidewalks of Chicago can screech to a goddamn halt, will they take a fucking selfie and had some really morbid fantasies about it? Are you ready to make jokes about what are by definition very recent deaths? I mean, I could have done this space shuttle Columbia, but then I was like, challenger accepted.

So let's just do this. All right, so tell us all about the dangers of selfies. Okay, so now the wiki has tons of these deaths and injuries, and I decided not to mention the injuries, even though some of my brotherly Larry is a good witness. As injuries tend to be. And I've sorted out a lot of the mundane deaths by selfie and tried to stick with ones that had something unique about them. And I've covered a small select list.

And this page is a rabbit hole that will leave you very, very, very sad. No, the cure for that is a simple psychotic lack of empathy. I highly recommend it. Life gets so much better. And the reason why it's got, it left me sad. I'm not gonna say that you bickwardously, it leaves everyone sad.

The reason why I left me a sad. The expectation needed on everybody. No, absolutely. Repsly right, Heath, I should never, ever, ever project empathy on to you. But what I'm saying is, is that you should not have some empathy. It's that, is that the reason why I was saying is because people take pictures when they're happy most of the time, especially selfie.

So a lot of these have to do with like a celebration or hanging out with your friends and some magical vacation, you know. Okay, sure, but let me be the first to say, if your magical vacation is on a cliff, maybe have someone take your picture. I'm just saying, we were so happy. Thanks the picture. Good advice. Good advice.

So let's start out with some trains, planes, and automobiles. Trains first, and there's a lot of these. In 2011, three young ladies, ages 15, 15, and 13, the youngest sister was one of the other girls. They all decided to take a selfie on the tracks in Utah in Spanish for Canyon. The Facebook post read quote, standing right by a train, aha, this is awesome, four exclamation points and quote. Oh, Jesus.

Wow. I'm glad they still posted. There is actually a photo of them taking a shot, and you can see the train light in the background coming right to them. What they did know though, is that another train was approaching from the opposite direction,

and I'm not sure if it was the one from behind them or if it was from the side, I don't know how, I don't know which train they didn't know about, but it was approaching to the opposite direction. So two of them were either blown into the path through the train or they were hit and shot into the path through the train. So the two older girls died at the scene

in the 13 year old survived the crash. Oh, so she'd be about 20, and she might listen to this show. Hi, Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty funny when a sister died, huh? Oh, Jesus Christ.

She was our listener. Oh, fuck, I wanted citations needed. This is the wrong show. It is so hard to be sympathetic when people get hit by trains, though. It's the only mode of transportation that absolutely cannot alter its predefined course. They're so loud we compare tornadoes to them.

Yeah, right. How is somebody surprised by one? So a bunch of friends thought it would be awesome to climb up on a train and take a group selfie, a groupie? I don't know. Anyway, correct. This is one of those electric trains, and it was at the station,

and a 21 year old from Spain was pretty sure the wire wasn't live. Yeah. And the wire was like, I'm pretty sure you are alive. And I reversed it. Spoiler alert, spoiler because that guy is rotting. The, that guy got 3,500 volt shock and died instantly. The person he was holding onto was also electrocuted,

but did survive. He was all amped up to take that picture. Oh, yeah. Yes. All right. I'm at the top of the train. It was a little anti-climactic. Just now I thought you guys would like make a big deal

or something. All right, no, should I like, I don't know, start grabbing stuff. Start grabbing stuff. Yeah. It's exactly, exactly. All right, cool. should I like, I don't know, start grabbing stuff. Yeah, exactly, exactly. All right, cool. Get your phone ready.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You just want to plank it? I'm going to plank it. This next one had the article in Croatian. So I'll just quote the English Wikipedia entry in Zagreb, Croatia. Zagreb, isn't that a street fighter? Anyway, in Zagreb, sorry about that.

I'm saying cloud rubber. In Zagreb, Croatia, a 14 year old boy climbed on top of the roof of a train cargo wagon where he wanted to take a selfie. He was electrocuted in his body, quote, burn like a torch. And quote, firefighters weren't able to take action until the train's power was turned on. Oh my God. Jesus Christ.

I'm focusing on the wrong thing. I know that, but what other way is there to burn, right? Like, well, if you're Croatian sunlight. So. Come here. Well, no, and now you've got me picturing and burning, like one of those shitty like ash snakes from like your dad's loud, he's driving.

Oh, that's going to leave a stain on the drive. That also happens when a pro Asian steps into sunlight. So the same thing. 15 year old in India really wanted an awesome background for his Facebook page. He decided to stand on the train tracks and take a selfie with a train on coming in the background. He was hanging out with his brother and some friends and snapped a selfie and the train snapped him and quote, local media reports said that his brother and friend who witnessed the horror

collapsed on conscience and quote him. Okay, but to be fair, having what killed you as your Facebook header does sound pretty cool. That's why I'm gonna change mine to me stress eating. In Washington, a man and woman decided to pose on the tracks for a selfie. At 1028 in the morning, train was approaching them on the tracks. They had intended to take the photo of the train passing,

but misjudged which track the train was on. He was hit and killed and the woman was on harm. Okay, quick tip. They use all the tracks for trains at various times. They don't build like ornamental tracks. They're all active. It's just a look and track. This feels kind of suspicious.

She was unharmed. How the fuck does that even happen? Yeah, so we're gonna take a selfie. Okay, and where do I just go? Here. Okay, here. On the tracks? Are you sure?

Are you coming? I never do. What? Never mind, just get the camera ready. I'm pretty sure I'll come from this. Oh, God. That's true. There's a scene from a movie.

It's called Barking at the Stars. I'm sure you've never heard of it. It's a Serbian film. Okay, that I heard of. Not that Serbian film. In the film, a guy races a train. Somehow the articles I read aren't clear. Anyway, a young man from Serbia really inspired by the film and tried to recreate the scene.

He was hit by an express train at full speed when he took a selfie trying to memorialize the occasion. Yeah, but like to be fair, that's a death that was just happening anyway, right? It's not the selfie sculpture. There's a few of those in here, where you're like, is it the selfie's phone? No, it's at the selfie's phone.

It's not even in the movie, it's a 90's movie. This is bad acting. He's got like a dial up phone. He's holding two spaces. And Sri Lanka, a couple were celebrating their marriage. The newlyweds decided to take a photo on the train tracks. A group of people, I guess, loudly warned the couple as they were posting that the train was coming. A train struck them. The groom died. The bride survived. Oh good, because it really is her day, you know. A man in India took a risk and decided to hang out the side of a moving train and snap a photo. He instead fell out the side of the train. His four friends concerned for his well-being jumped out of the moving train to save him

What they instead were hit by an on-coming train The guy who initially fell out of the train survived with a bitch in photo Shit they fell out you guys want to dive out fall faster and catch him one two three go I feel like I'm falling not as fat. Didn't think this through. Now, untoplanes, 29 year old pilot in Colorado was flying at night in a small plane with several passengers. After the plane went down, investigators found an undamaged GoPro in the wreckage.

And on it, you could clearly see the flash of cell phone cameras as passengers and possibly put the pilot took selfies. Quote, a report said it's likely the use of cell phones during that flight distracted the pilot. And quote, right, but like, how fucking distracted was he, right? As you're plummeting to your death, I feel like you get refocused. Were they still taking selfies? I love this one. I love this one. A sea plane in Australia

was flying over the Sydney area on New Year's Eve in 2017. The pilot crashed the plane into a river. A pod investigation report concluded that a passenger in the front seat of the plane was taking selfies turned hit the pilot in the head with an elbow and knocked him out. I've all gone bored, died. I'm all alone. Okay, new rule, everybody. Why wait, we're just gonna stay well clear of the pilot from now on. Okay, we're just gonna let them do their thing. We'll do ours.

Also, if you are up towards the front for some reason, you shouldn't be unless you're the pilot. Turn slower. What are you fucking watching? I'm just turning around. It was all agitated. That hokey-poky thing was great. Unless you're the pilot? Turn slower! What are you fucking washin' on a scene? Just turn it on, you. He was all agitated. That hokey-poky thing was great. Let's do the moity tie now.

Let's do the moity tie. Just watch yourself, you. Cuck, cuck, cuck. I'll be your pilot today. My name is Glass-Jo. You might remember me from Mike Tyson's punch out. Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck What? They don't see the pilot before they get in and then they look and they're like shit, it's a fainting goat fuck. Put away your umbrella. Don't make any sense.

Move it. That's the noise of falling down and punch out when you go back to fourth. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you so much. I was really lost. In Mexico, two teenage girls were attending a horse racing event in 2017.

They were in their truck and decided to stand on it and grab a great selfie. The sound of the race messed the sound of an airplane. They were right next to a runway. And as a plane landed, it hit both the girls at the wing and killed them. Okay. But other than that, the horse track slash airport runs pretty smoothly. Or the fuck's happening there. Yeah.

I also should there be some rule that prevents trucks from being so close to the landing zone of an airplane that like a half a dozen feet means someone's getting in the head by the fucking wing. No, I know. I know. I know. Not even the bottom of the, like, 99 for this situation. A Doilas helicopter was flying over New York.

I liked the way this one starts. This is promising. One of the passengers decided to take a photo of himself with his feet dangling over the edge. The article says this is a coveted shot, known on social media as a shoe selfie. I wanna know. What?

Well, this kid is confident. You can't take a picture of your foot. Is that difficult? I guess hanging over something high up. I don't know. Look, these are old people writing about young people trends. So that's what happens. Anyway.

Well, this kid is out of his seat taking photos. He's still attached to the helicopter with a tether, but his tether had accidentally like looped around an area and flipped a switch and shut off the fuel. What? That's what? Okay, I'm not a doctor, but that feels like a bad idea for a button to have. Out. Yeah, two votes.

Two votes. Why would there be a crashing butt? I have an explanation. I have an explanation. If you give me a chance, if you give me a chance, there is a fucking huge hit. I didn't put it in here, but the explanation was once he found that that button was off, he pulled it out, but he knew he was gonna crash, so he shut it down

so they didn't immediately explode into flames. That was the thing. So I guess you can shut it off to like prevent you from usplodinating if you hit the ground. I don't know how that works, but that was what they said in the article. So I don't, sorry Cecil, you're saying that the people who make helicopters,

helicopters are us. We're like, all right guys, I got an idea. You know when you're falling out of this sky, like Icarus to your absolutely certain death and you're like, this is gonna burn. That's the worst part. Why don't we put something in our giant complex god defying machine that would make that still the crunchy death.

But you know, she makes an instant. What do you guys think like, big lever? I was thinking like really big, using the big lever. We don't get, we don't get a lot of messages from listeners. I presume this one is gonna generate a lot. So yeah, right. If you are behind the team that made the

cold up a call about your switch, I will debilitate you forever. Okay, so here's how self-centered you have to be to get your, you can't think of a single reason why failing to explode when you crash would be a good idea Like into a school or something Like there are other people We need teachers that all have helicopters

We've seen this episode into the trolley episode. Like this is crazy, okay? I like it in that circumstance, what you do is you dump the gas over the top of them first and then crash. No, it shuts it off. Shots it, sails it away and hugs it until you die. All right, I gotta find where I was. You asked me to move me, of course.

All right, so the fuel thing is shut off, and the pilots forced to splash down in the East River. The pilot frees himself and then tries to free the other passengers in their harness, but he fails. He undoes his own seat belt exits the helicopter, the thing flips over at everyone's drones. I would also try really hard to save the asshole who crashed my fucking helicopter, man.

Oh, look, he's so, anyway. Oh, I'd probably have to use my left hand for that. Yeah, that can't be true. I'm sorry, it's all the way back there. All right, let's move on to some cars here. On highway 200 in North Dakota, a young woman was on a bicycle, cruising along the road. She traveled many times on her bike.

And on that same road was a 36 year old. He was driving with his kids. He drifted over the line and he ran into the woman killing her. Now the guy says he was distracted by his kids that were in the car with him, but his cell phone data show that he took a selfie while driving at 648. And at 649 he dialed 911.

Well, okay, but maybe it was just like the me and the lady I just killed selfie. Oh, that's incredible. He's also a social media. She was on first place. Get her foot into it. Just wrestle it in. She's fun. Grace Gotsman were very excited to see the Autobahn in Germany.

They were also excited to drink a lot of alcohol. They were Scots. Yeah, so they decided to go out on the road and take selfies in traffic. What? They were struck by an Audi A6 that was driven by a 76 year old, one of the Scots a 22 year old man died. I feel like this episode might be misnamed Cecil, or next week are we doing Bud Dwyer's accidental gun death?

Like I just wanted to know. Some of these, I said some of these. Yeah, selfies are no, those idiots fucking do. Yeah. In Turkey, five teenagers decided to get a picture of an airport runway. Now they weren't on the runway. They were on the road near it.

It looks like a carried way. They weren't just laying on the runway. They figured they could snap a photo at the right angle, with the plane in the background, and the road they were on would look like the runway. It was dark, and this would help with the illusion. Okay, and they got run over by a racehorse. And they got to the other side.

They really got to the other side. So they waited for a plane to start landing, and they all laid in the road, and then they were run over by a truck in two of them died. That's, okay, let's just lay down in the road, we'll get a great selfie with the plane above us, you know what I mean? That shot doesn't even make any sense. How would that even be possible for laying down?

Oh, right, yeah, okay. Yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense, no, I got it. So you want to play speed bumps? Yeah, let's play speed bumps It's a game. Okay people. Let's be clear. The most beautiful selfie I have ever seen maybe made me go They're true very true. All right, let's end the segment with this one. This one's pretty magical. You guys know that song happy by Farrell Williams Work on interstate 85 in North Carolina 32 year old was on her way to work and suddenly she was inspired to post this under Facebook while at 8.33 a.m. The happy song makes me so happy

At 8.34 she won in any longer at 834. She crossed the median, ran head on into a cycling chocolate person, a flames dying instantly, Instagram, leave whatever. Anyway, a police officer in the news story said this, quote, in a matter of seconds, a life was over just so that she could notify some friends that she was happy. It's not really worth it.

End quotes. Happiness, I agree. And the real tragedy is she wasn't even an organ donor, so she crashed into the recycling truck and didn't even bother to recycle. It's possible. Yeah, but then on the upside, she didn't have to hear the rest of that fucking song.

Oh, all right. So, we lament the fact side she didn't have to hear the rest of that fucking song. Oh, all right, so we'll admit the fact that she didn't live long enough to edit in a never-mind to that status. We're gonna take a quick break for a little apropos of nothing. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

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Yeah! Are you baffled by timers and tripods? I sure am. New. From Sony. The selfie gun. Wait, what? The selfie gun mounts your phone onto the sturdy steel of a 45 magnum semi-automatic pistol.

Well, that seems uh... Dangerous. my automatic pistol. Well, that seems dangerous. With built-in sights and a comfort built hand grip, the selfie gun gets the perfect shot every time. Is it loaded? Ha! You bet it is. And at just over 1.7 pounds, you can be confident that your selfie gun is safe from even the strongest breeze.

And not the concern. Yeah, I wasn't. Wanna go hands free? The selfie gun can also be perfectly positioned in your mouth. Whoa. Wait, you put a gun in your mouth? And when you're ready to take your picture,

simply pull one of the selfie guns to identical triggers, just point and shoot. What, why is there a second trigger? Yeah, great question. The selfie gun. Do it, you pussy. And we're back when we last left off. A lot of people died, but not enough. So she's, let's up the body count, shall we? Let's do it, let's do it.

Tons of people die each year, standing in some percarious place, trying to snap some kind of photo. I was at the Grand Canyon last year and watched several people cross the safety line to get some shots of themselves or the scenery. So this next part is a bunch of people doing something like that. There's a quick note.

If you go to the rim of the Grand Canyon that's on Indian land, there are no safety lines or barriers or signs at all. It's almost as if they want white tourists to just... Okay, I hear me. There it is. I hear me. A Polish family visiting the cliffs of Cabo de Raca

in Portugal, we're trying to get that perfect picture. The young couple and their children of five and six were trying to get a great backdrop. So they decided to cross the safety barrier. The couple fell backwards over the cliff and died. The kids survived with an awesome worst vacation ever story. Okay kids, welcome back.

You know, it's gonna be hard transitioning back into life without your parents, but the good news is, it's school picture day. Oh, I know. And we have a number of great backdrops you can choose from. How about this one from Portugal? Why are you crying?

Why are you crying? You want lasers? You want lasers? I always wanted the lasers. So first dates are really magical. Well, sometimes. Other times, and Johannesburg, a young couple met online and decided to meet in person, first mistake.

The couple went to a popular photo spot to grab some photos and she was posing and he was shooting with her in the backdrop of the city from a cliff. He takes a moment to adjust the tripod, looks down and when he looked up, she was gone. Well, she wasn't on the X Y plane. She was on the Z axis. You know, so on the negative Z axis actually, he and the other, he had another guy made it down the cliff while she was kind of alive. They tried CPR and she died before the paramedics could reach her. Oh, man, if I had a nickel for every time a woman threw

herself off a cliff just to get out of a date with me. How many nickels would you have, Elon? To know us, two super sad nickels. I'm sure to ask. All right, here's how that date is supposed to go. She's like, hey, nice to meet you. Oh, is that a tripod that you brought on our first date? Okay, bye.

Hey, Green. I agree. I'm not sure if you've all seen this, but the guys that do parkour on like the top of a 30 story building and cranes in Russia, you know those guys. Well, one of them was on top of a roof of a nine story building. He's using a rope to make it look like he's falling and he's snapping pictures when the rope wanted it on the action and snap to he fell nine stories onto some bushes, but died two hours later in the hospital Okay, yeah, but how are those bushes? They all right?

They shrubbed it off Shit tits they were on the hedge for a while But but now they're tiptoe-pieri. None of this. Sing. None of this. We keep laughing at the deaths. I did.

I see. I liked it a lot, but I'm sure you're going to get a shit-tits from somebody. Oh, you got it. You got it. Some quiet, quiet shit-tits right over here. From some fucking cramudge on the fucking panels, going gonna give you a shit tits for that brilliant joke. Anyway, 19 year old in the Philippines was on the top of a 20 story condo with a friend.

They were talking selfies on the roof with Manila in the background. The teen wasn't happy with the photos decided to climb up the top of the wall to get a better view and to take a better photo. She fell to her death and her companion didn't see her fall. She just noticed she was gone after she looked up

from her phone where she was reviewing the photos they just took. Oh wow. Hey, trick it out. Or he got 55 light. Oh, he's got it. He's got it. 55 likes the, no.

Okay. In Peru, there's a huge waterfall. 60. Goatka. It's the 15th tallest waterfall in the world. It's 771 meters or 2500, 30 feet tall. A South Korean got too close to the edge, trying to take a selfie and fell.

He fell 1600 feet. What did he do with the other 930 feet? He just, yeah, right. I think fucking up board. I don't know if he's at the top, or he fell and hit a thing. I don't know, they said 1600 and a thing. So reference, if you were an average weight, that would take a little over 30 seconds of falling.

Yeah, and pretty much all the other weights too, assuming you're not shaped like a parachute. I mean, there's, speak for yourself, whatever. Shaped on a shape. Shaped on a shape. Flubber, you get floating by, you know what I mean? Some people are shaped more like parachutes. Yeah, whatever. Shaped on a shaper. You get floating by you know what I mean? Some people are shaped more like parachutes. Yeah, right. I think you're not shaped like a parachute privilege. Yeah. So 51 year old German tourists in Peru around the same time was at Machu Pichu standing on a cliff and decided to jump in the air and take a flying selfie and they

stumbled off the floor. You don't normally when old German people in South America die, it's a much happier storm, but this is still pretty good. Now this person didn't fall very far, but the landing sucked. A 68 year old Belgian woman was in L. Te geyser field in the Andes Mountains in Chile. Don't worry, she won't be Chile for long. Now everywhere I have been that has had geysers and have been to the three biggest ones in the world in Iceland, the US and New Zealand. Weird flex, but okay.

Okay. Fuck you, Eli. How many geysers has everybody else been to? No, you'd say that. No, that's your first place among the guys there are collection here. I guess first. Yeah, first. Fuck you all.

So I'm just gonna hold on, I'm just gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand, I'm gonna walk in the stand Go ahead. So wherever you go, they all have signs saying, watch the fuck out, dummy, don't step over here. I mean, like every one of them has like a really fucking detailed pictogram of someone burning alive. Like they all do this. She's trying to take a photo and she slipped and fell in one of the geysers and she died at the hospital with burns on 85% of her body.

Yeah, and even worse, they had a wait for her to shoot back out of the earth, like popping it and you sit to get around it. Like, stand there tapping their watches. It's still in a second. It's gonna go. We better catch her, y'all. We better catch her.

Oh, she's all over the mirror. I bet the unburned 15% was like, she was trying to hold the camera up, keeping out of the water. Oh, my God, dammit. Oh my God. I bet the unburned 15% was like she was trying to hold the camera up Now this guy fell but kind of on purpose someone in India tried to fake a suicide But then really pulled it off 32 year old was hungry for likes decided to a Mock hanging on a video and posted to Facebook, and he inadvertently tied really, really good knots. Yeah, sadly this was not Logan Paul on his way back for the first.

It was not, it was not yet. Yes. Yes. A surprising number of people take their camera way too close to the water and drown while selfying. A group that were celebrating a birthday in the Philippines decided to end the day getting that perfect group photo.

They lined up on the beach posing in front of the off-shar windmills. At that moment, a huge wave crashes into the group. The wave was so big that an 18 year old civil engineering student was pulled out to see in the water and drown. I'm just picturing the wave being like, oh, sorry, sorry, you guys taking a picture? I won't go past. I'm going, no, no, you're not taking it. I can go.

Don't go, go, go, don't go. I'm fucking going. I'm going. Sorry, not sorry. 10 kids went for a picnic on the shore in a lake in India. Seven of them decided to go out for a boat ride. While on the water, they decided to grab a photo and I guess they lined up on one side or something. So while clicking away with their cell phones, the boat capsizes, they all fell in the water and they all drown.

See, so these feel less selfie related and more not being able to swim really. I will agree. Yes. This is like a really macabre version of the monkeys jumping on the bedside. Wait, wait, wait.abre version of the monkeys jumping on the bedside. Wait, wait, was the song about monkeys repeatedly cracking open their skulls not already macabre to you? Wait, what's that song about? What? You don't know the monkeys jumping on the bed? He's jumping down the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor broke his head. Broke his head. If you don't have a parent who Jewish mother, you can be in the end. What? What did the doctor say? The doctor said he has permanent brain injury.

That's what the doctor said. No more monkeys jumping on the bed. Wow, that's fucking dark. Right. Well, and then the other fucking nine monkeys all die in the same fashion as you want to. I'll do the other. Okay, the crazy thing is I've definitely heard that and I never internalized how I did not. I did not. I didn't know it was like,

you're fucking totally right. Yeah. No one. In India, seven friends were having a picnic on the bank of the Ganges when they were decided to go for a swim. In the Ganges? Yeah, right.

I know. I think that they were going to go for a wade more than a swim. Now, the river's already flooded and moving quickly. So one of them, one of the young men, snap in photos, slips and starts drowning. His friend jumped in to save him, and he quickly needs saving. Then here's the quote, quote, all of the other friends jumped in, one after the other, you saved the others,

but drowned in the attempt. And close the place off his face. What did they think was gonna happen? They were all planning on going swimming and none of them could swim. Oh, the plan was to go swimming. So many people shoot themselves. I can't believe it.

I was always taught that you treat every gun like it's loaded and I certainly treated my dad like he was like that. Anyway, here are a few stories of people who thought they would look totally badass if they posed with a gun. Christine Chabuck. Finally, we're doing this episode. Oh my God. thought they would look totally badass if they posed with a gun. Christine? Chadbook. Finally, we're doing this episode.

Oh my god. Well it's like four people who get that joke and they are all extremely pink and event. Don't they get me? They get me, Noah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't get it. I don't get it. She said newscaster that shot herself live on her newscaster. Oh, she's the Bud Dwyer newscaster. Jesus Christ. Fuck man.

It's given along. In Mexico, it's 21 year old was out drinking with his buds. He pulled out his own pistol and tried to get a nice shot of the gun pointing directly at his own face. What? The weapon went off and he was hitting the temple. He didn't die instantly when the cops came. He was still alive, but he died shortly thereafter.

Because the cops shot him, right? Yeah. Come on. Next again guy with the gun. And as he knew, way those cops did not shoot him. Okay. No, that possibly. Yeah.

Yeah, the cops show up and they're just like, okay, if we don't shoot him, that's a missed opportunity. That would be a half. We have. A 19 year old in Houston had found a gun with his cousin. He decided to take some photos and post them to Instagram. The teen decided to hold the gun up to his face and it went off, shooting him in the throat

and killing him shortly thereafter. This is similar to a story of a 43 year old in concrete Washington who took a lot of photos of he. Yeah. Oh, the name of the town. Well, naming cities hard. He took a lot of photos of he and his firearm. His girlfriend had said that they thought it was unloaded Oh, no. Oh, the name of the town. Well, naming city's hard. He took a lot of photos of he and his firearm.

His girlfriend had said that they thought it was unloaded because they had always unloaded the gun, took the photos and then loaded the gun after. But I guess in the final photo, he forgot about the bullet and the chamber. Okay. Now, I just want to see a remake of the deer hunter with a selfie scene. Yep. Two motivational quotes. Two.

It's a mouth. All right. Okay, but I want to be clear here. two motivational quotes. Two. It's a mouth. All right, okay, but I want to be clear here, like shooting oneself with an unloaded gun isn't less stupid, just less deadly. Right. Let's fair. Two 15 year olds on opposite sides of the world had a lot in common. One boy lived in India and the other in St. Louis.

They both found of their father's guns. Their father's guns were not locked away. They decided to pose with them in selfies and they both found of their father's guns, their father's guns were not locked away. They decided to pose with them in selfies and they both shot themselves, the Indian boy shot himself in the head and the boy in Missouri shot himself in the chest and they both died at the hospital. Why do these kids think a great picture involves brandishing a gun at yourself? Like, wow, I don't get it. Sometimes people don't shoot themselves.

Most of the time, really. That's fair, okay. A few men in Australia were posing with a sawdust shotgun, and they were taking turns pointing at each other and then posing for selfies. When they handed it to one of the men, he accidentally blew his friend's head off.

The guy tried to escape the country, but it was caught and tried for manslaughter. See, and when you're vice president, they apologized to you. This one might not count. 15-year-old in Pakistan had a fake gun. He was outside taking selfies with his toy pistol and his four friends. While snapping the photos, police happened by. cops mistook him as a robber.

That's a quote from the article robber and they shot and killed him in the story they say the police officer that he dressed like the fucking I know like a ball of chain hanging off the back of the ankle haha haha

haha get a pickaxe in one hand uh... whistling chain gang songs while he's robber purple guy next to him. This is familiar. There's something happening. What?

What's he got in that sack with the big dollar sign on it? You think it's below and ask this guy some questions. In the story they say, the police officer that opened fire on the kids was also arrested. So they arrested the kids who were just hanging out with a guy with a fake gun or the dead kids. Next let's go to the year old mountains. You guys remember that from the Dot Love Pass episode right? Anyway, two young men were planning an epic photo.

They had a cell phone camera and a grenade. So they pulled the pin, took the photo and died, but the phone photo was five the blasts So yeah, no, they totally were all this photo is gonna be a blast Verizon yeah, my friend had the accidental damage plan and Actually, I read through the contract and there's nothing in the rest of the world about this doesn't count. Yeah. This next one isn't so much a firearm, but there is a fire and a loud noise.

In India, a bakery caught fire. After the place was burning for like a while, a crowd started to assemble. And what you do when a place is on fire, you take a selfie. So 48 people were taken selfies and avoiding warnings that they were too close when a gas line exploded, injuring all the people.

Four dozen fucking people were all taking selfies in front of a goddamn building fire. What? Did nobody believe these people? If they just say, hey, I saw a building fire? Do you have to hold up a fucking newspaper with today's date on it in front of it to make everybody believe us?

What is that? So there are a lot of injuries of people that try to take selfies with wild animals. People get bit by rattlesnakes, scored by bison, malled at the zoo, by cage jaguars. I'm happiest about these the most. I gotta tell you. But we are here for the deaths.

So here we go. Tons of people get killed taking selfies with elephants. A 66 year old Italian man approached to pack a wild elephant to get a photo and was charged and trampled. A truck driver in Nepal. I feel like that's an easy dodge though, right? Yeah.

It's an elephant. Like how fast is an elephant? You're like, you can you like stick it You left you go left you go left you go left Yeah, the simplest is there's there's there's way too much weight behind them There's no way they're gonna be able to turn on a dime, you know, no try that out You have to try that up and run hatred You'll go on you'll go right any of the madden moves

I'll get you around you're doing a spin move you're doing a a hurdle. Absolutely, a hurdle, absolutely. Patreon goal, Heath tries. I was judging out and out right now. So a truck driver in Nepal took a photo of himself with 21 elephants crossing the road and they just attacked and killed him. A man in India snuck into a park and took selfies with elephants and was trampled to death. Just like, man, look at these three-ton death machines.

You know, we should shine over the night. It's our new show in the day. We are so excited today. This is great, nice, lined up. In a wildlife park in China, a businessman decided to try to get a selfie with a walrus. He took several photos with the creature and a few videos, but eventually it grew tired of them.

And these things weigh between 1837, 100 pounds and are between seven and 11 feet long. Anyway, this thing drowned him and drowned the zookeeper that tried to save the guy. I just have so many questions like, how close do they let people get to the walruses? Are there no rules in China? Nope, okay, I heard that too.

That was damn it. This next one could be my favorite. Can I say it's weird that you have a favorite? No, it's not weird. This is perfect, be quiet. All right, a man. I support this thing. In the, this is great.

Was attending a wedding. And he stopped on his way home to piss by the roadside. He happened to see a wounded bear on the side of the road. Now, Tom has told me that this was a sloth bear. I don't know what that is, but it's a, I guess a different kind of slower bear. It's just a slower bear. There's something called a sloth.

Yeah, it was just, it's just a bear that has really fucking long claws. It's a bear that loves to show. So it's on the side of the road and he approaches it. It's it's wounded and he approaches it to get a selfie with it. And when he did, he snatched up and mauled by the bear. And this article is amazing. It says the people who are with him, quote, watch the entire act.

We're busy shooting the incident on their mobile phones instead of trying to rescue them and quote. Okay, in fairness though, what the fuck are you going to do? You're like, hey, bear, stop it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Who's got the spray bottle? Did you guys sell the spray bottle? So the article also has this little gem. A stray dog tried to fight with the bear, but was, but was failed to save the man from the bear's grip, the forest official said. Now I guess the bear wouldn't let go of the dead guy because he had to be tranquilized to recover the body.

See, so important question though. Did he get a killer photo out of it? Right away, it's just, don't leave us hanging, man. All right, so if you had to summarize what you learned in one sentence, what would it be, Cecil? Could you guys line up right alongside that cliff right there for me? That's a good one.

No, are you ready for the quiz? I am ready, let's do it. Sure, selfie, that seem like a morbid reminder of the dangers of narcissism, but, see, so really, what are the alternatives? A, Photoshop, B, a friend to take your picture, or C, self-esteem.

Oh, D, none of the above, I can't get like internet points for it. Fuck you. Right. Alright, Cecil, what's the name of the selfie death movie? Okay. Is it A, me, myself, and Irene? B, Paul Blartmold, by a bear cop. C, C, so forth. 21 Instagrams.

I like that. Or D, the face, book of Eli. That one's a call forward, but trust me, it's a very funny joke. Every single person on this call is rooting for D. Ely's gonna be a father. Cool. One more question for you.

Which of the following is the best hashtag for those idiots from Russia who tried to take a grenade selfie? Was it a, hashtag okay bomber? Be hashtag thug death. Be hashtag insta-blam D hashtag pull the Pinterest or e hashtag bomb squad goals

They're also good. I can't I can't just pick one. It's a f all the above Yes, correct. Yes Yeah, well you nailed all of them, but I'll tell you what, we're gonna call Eli the winner because honestly, after that Paul Blart joke, he kinda needs a boost in his confidence. Eli, you win. I'm a blue, Paul Blart by a bear. Paul Blart, I'm bald by bear.

I'm a blue, not really. Even just molded cop woulda worked. I choose Tom. Yes. No. I don't know. I'm saying the only one who said your name. All right, well for Tom, Cecil, Eli and Heath, I'm sorry, I already said your name. All right, well for Tom Cecil Eli and Heath,

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