Clinton Jaws - All Police Officers Should SMOKE WEED

Episode Date: April 24, 2022

Even though Marijuana is now legal, few police officers are allowed to smoke it.  Clinton Jaws speaks about the first time he smoked marijuana after retirement and why its important that every cop should be allowed to smoke marijuana.  Clinton Jaws takes some calls from viewers.  clintonjaws.com thegoldenbadge.com Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/joincall the hotline [phone] https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws #rcmpbootcamp #rcmpprocess #policeacademy

Testing, testing, testing. Clinton Jaws, guys. Settled down. Clinton Jaws. There's a website out there called Clinton Jaws.com. There's also another one called The Golden Badge.com.

You're retired, current member, you get one of those. I was just thinking when I was watching this. Watching this, I was listening to the song and I was, oh, man. Remember dancing? Remember when you could dance? I'm a terrible dancer.

Actually, that's not true. I used to be an all right, people, people wanted, girls wanted to dance with me when I was younger. It's funny how you start these things. You never know what's going to come out of your mouth. And I don't know if I should tell the story because I don't want the wife watching it. Because she's heard the story. I guess I can't wait to dance. And, okay, I'll tell the story. Tell the story.

I just finished graduation, okay? I just graduated from high school. and there was the hottest girl in Port Alberti, the hottest. What name are we going to give her? I'm not going to say her real name. What's a hot girl name? Nancy? No.

Melissa? No. Can't use those. What's a hot? Nadia, but I've used that before. Nadia is a good. Let's call her Nadia, okay? Unless I could think of candy.

How about candy? Candy Her name was candy And I'm at the BBs I'm at the Barclay in Porto-Burney Because that's where I grew up right I grew up in Port-O-Burney

And she's there And me and Shane are like just like Oh my God Look at that She's like a million bucks And I go up to her And I ask her to dance I don't really remember how we started dancing

I think I just grabbed on to her I don't know because I had no guts. I had no game. And we started dancing to Moni, Moni. And I swear to God. And in that part, you know, where you sing. And I'm spinning around.

And then that part comes on. And she's looking at me and she's like, hey, mother, get, lay, get, like a fell in love. Anyway, she told a friend who they later told me, that it was really nice to dance with a guy that is into it. That is a good dancer. So I found out from somebody else that she had a good time on the dance floor with me. We're at Dan's house, all of my buddies, right?

And I start telling them about, what's her name again? Candy. And what the hell is his name? Chris, no. Kevin. Kevin looks at me, goes, Give me a break, man You think you can wheel that?

Not happening Laughed in my face Like I even had a chance So my parents go to Mexico I'm home alone I got a hot tub there Not that I ever used the hot tub And I open up the phone book

And I call Her dad answers I said hey sir I didn't say sir It's client Is candy home? No. And I said, well, okay, here's my name.

Here's my number. When she comes home, can you tell her to give me a call, please? And sure is, she called me. She called me. And I was so nervous talking to her on her phone. I think I had notes just in case she called. And I said, hey, would you, would you like to come over for dinner in my parents' house? And she came over.

I went to a restaurant. She came over at six. I went to a restaurant at four and I said I need a specific I need poached chicken. I need a specific menu. She eats healthy. I'm not going to cook the dinner. But when she got there, I put it all on the stove making a zool that I cooked it. And yeah, the dinner went terrible. I'm sorry to say. It went terrible. I ran the pool table on her, poured the last bit of wine in my glass and I said, oh my God, we finished the wine. She says, You drank it all. So that wasn't good because I was so nervous. I had to drink the wine.

Anyway, so we're back at Dan's a couple weeks later. I didn't let them know that I told them that it was a great evening. But Kevin's there. And I look at him, I go, oh, hey, I had candy over for dinner. You know what he says? Oh, she's cute. It's all he says. I thought, you little son of them.

That's my story. The old days, right? Like the regrets. You must have regrets. Got so many of them. I don't know if I should have told that story. To be honest with you, I don't know if I should have told it. But I did.

And I'm up still. Oh, God. Back to reality. I'm upstairs. I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I can't smell. I've got no sense of smell. I don't know when it started. I have not.

no memory of smell really. I'm not going to get into it, but there was a pretty big accident that I was involved in. At one point in my life, I'm watching a podcast the other day and this guy on the podcast is saying he doesn't smell. PC's got brain damage. And I thought, is that what happened to me? Because there's been a few times where, yeah, I'm looking like the amount of impact that I've had on my head could have.

easily cause brain damage, allow me not to smell. And it kind of made me excited. Like, I'm not going to say this right, but could you, that, I, if somebody told me, Clinton, you got brain damage? Brain damage? That's why you can't smell? I would love that. I would love to have brain damage, because that means all these years I had brain damage. And every time I screwed up and acted like an idiot, I could just say it was a brain damage. Even now, if I'd go and do something I'm stupid. If I flub up, I can just blame it on the brain damage. Like those people that you arrest, right? Crown won't go with the charge because they're mentally ill. You know what I mean? That wouldn't be so bad. Anyway, so I can't smell. I'm upstairs. And I bought some chicken at

Walmart. It's half price. Instead of 18, it was nine. And it expires in two days. And there's one piece of chicken in there was chicken wings. There's one piece of chicken in there that doesn't look to. appetizing. And I'm like, is this rotten? I don't know. How do you tell, right? I can't smell. The wife's walking by. And I said, what do you think about that chicken wing? What do you? She's like, I don't know, it doesn't look too good. I said, hold on, I pull it out. And I got her to smell it. She smells it. Annoyingly smells it. And goes, don't ever ask me to smell raw chicken again. Like, like, am I putting you out? Is that, like, what am I supposed to do, okay? I'm disabled. I can't smell. Don't ever ask me to smell. Then who do I ask? How do I find out?

Like, what I'll kill you to help a little? And I'm not saying it to be funny. What's a big deal? That's my story. I'm going to take a couple of calls today and then I got to go upstairs and visit with everybody. But I want to tell you guys something. I was thinking about something the other day. I was thinking about marijuana. I was thinking about marijuana. And, What always pops in my head is that guy who was in the red surge. He was an RCMP member and he had to give up his red surge and his boots and everything because he smoked marijuana. He was on the news.

It was a really gross segment. He's crying his eyes out. The RCMP showed up and they took his stuff away. This is what boggles my mind. Marijuana is legal now. It's legal. But it's not legal for RCMP members. RC&P members are forbidden to smoke marijuana, even though it's legal.

You could smoke it, but you can't work for 28 days, something like that, okay? Which means you can't smoke marijuana. Other police forces, you could smoke it. Vancouver police force, you could smoke it. And I'm like, who's running the outfit? What do you mean? RC&P members can't smoke it. And it's just the rant I want to go on.

And it's really I'm talking to civilians and cops. Civilians, you have no idea how much freedom you have. You have no idea how lucky you are to be civilian. I'm happy I retired. There were so many rules I had to follow. Now I'm civilian. When people ask me, what do you identify as? Civilian.

It feels good. I'm free. I don't have to listen to those rules anymore. And when I think about RC&P members that can't smoke marijuana, I mean, I would, I mean, really? I think we'd all agree that that is one group that should be smoking it, vaping it during their lunch break. Believe me when I tell you, when a cop comes to your call, you want them high as fuck. You know how many issues that would solve? I remember being a cop and I remember being so serious. Never laughing. Oh, I would laugh, but you could never tell that I was laughing because it was so silent.

You know what I mean? I got to tell you this. I'm going to tell you this. And I don't want you guys to judge me because it's really strange for a person that was dead against marijuana to all of a sudden smoke. And I don't smoke it a lot. And I know I've already said this before. I'm going to say it again, though. After retirement, I got a bunch of friends over, okay?

We're sitting on the porch. And they're passing the joint around in a circle, right? And it's coming to me. And it comes to me. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to give her. I'm going to give her. And it did.

I took two puffs. Two puffs. Walked into my bathroom and floss the same tooth for 10 minutes. I was paranoid I had gingivitis. I looked down. I looked like I murdered a nest of Daddy Long Lakes. The wife busts in to the bathroom. Will you hurry up?

We got company. And honest to God, I'm like, company. You mean today is still today? And not tomorrow? How is it still yesterday? Don't tell me it's not a gateway drug. I'm eating it. Drink in it.

My parents are moisturizing their skin with it. It's hard to wrap my heart. head around that it's legal now because it was all all through my career was the devil it was evil even when i was growing up it was hide it they're coming get rid of it do something with it you guys civilians used to stick it up your asses i know this i was the one seizing it i would hunt you down arrest you seize your weed and throw you in jail depending on your skin color. And now Canada Post is my drug dealer. I remember the first time that I swear to God, I'm looking out the front window,

Canada Post shows up, crosses my grass with a big box. I know it's drugs. I run down. I open up the door. I'm like, get in here. Get in here. Just put it down there on the land. She puts it down on the landing.

She's like, is that sheets? She thought it was sheets. She didn't even know she was trafficking marijuana. Anyways, don't smoke it all the time. When I do, I love it. It's cured my soft giggles. Anyways, I just wanted to share that with you. I don't understand why it's illegal for our CMP members.

It makes no sense whatsoever. It's almost like, we want to control you somehow. Or tradition. I don't know. How can it be tradition? You're allowed to wear be beards now. So it can't be that. They got rid of the tie. You could look disheveled, hairy. So it can't be that. Can somebody tell me what it is? Let's take a call. Hey, Clint. I found on the channel here. I've been watching this in my application process and subscribe to, don't worry. Thank you. Hey, you know what? Guys, Give me a call 604-3302512 and subscribe.

That's the only thing I care about. And I got my depot date. I'm going to depot soon. That's awesome. How exciting is that? And I was just calling today asking for any general tips, first impressions that I could use when I go to, you know, not look like an ass and fit in well with my troop and instruct. not look like an ass and fit in with your troop. Pretend that you're somebody else, okay?

You know your faults. Now get rid of them. I was a cocky guy and I got rid of that cockiness. Somewhat, somewhat I did. So find out what your faults are and promise yourself that you're not going to do them. Just get along with these people. Because they will tell on you, okay? So keep it together.

don't cause attention to yourself. You don't want people knowing who you are. You don't really want those instructors knowing who you are. If it was me, I wouldn't be showing up in a beard. I'd be showing up clean-shaven. When you're in drill, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I am. But if I'm the drill instructor, I'm picking on the guy with a beard that's the silly beard.

I know a lot of people love them and girls love them and they look hunky and I'm just not a fan of cops and beards. A few people have sent me pictures and you guys look great. You look great, okay? But I'm going to make fun of the beard a little bit because I'm not used to it because I'm old school. But it's strange for me to see recruits at depot with beards and long hair. We used to get in trouble if we had long. here. Don't stand out. How about that? Sure. Also, I've just finished your most recent video. I think I speak for a lot of people.

When I ask that you release the full seven seconds of the pair testing, I think we'd love to see that. Anyway, thanks a lot, Clint. I appreciate any advice or tips you have. Have a good night. Thanks, dude. You'll do good. I can just tell it in your voice. And no, I can't release those seven seconds of that paratest that I tried to do for you. I did four controlled falls in my living room, and after I reviewed the videotape, honestly, never have I looked so uncool. And like I said before, I knocked things over

when I did my first fall. And honestly, knocked, I hit so hard that I knocked the air out of my entire system, my little body. Wow, I'm old. I'm old. I still did it in eight seconds, though. Yeah, just wondering why you labeled two of your podcasts, number 89. I thought you were the kind of guy who likes to pat his stats,

not hold back or retard his stats. Anyways, just wondering why that is. Thanks, bye. No, thank you. And thank you for telling me that because I didn't know I had done that. what I did was I labeled two episodes the same number because I'm an idiot okay and when you told me that I searched for like I don't know 20 minutes finally found what you seen and if you guys see something that doesn't look right I'm the only one running this thing give me a call and let me know

and I appreciate it and pad my stats I don't know I don't know you know I wanted to look like number one. But I would only go so far. I would do the most bar checks because bar checks are fun going into a bar and talking to people or foot patrols. They're easy. The most foot patrols. Or curfew checks. I guess I did it to I wanted to look good. I wanted to look good. But I would never look good because I wouldn't write traffic tickets. I never wrote a speeding ticket. They hated me for it. I'd write warnings. So at the end of the day, I was just,

I don't know what my point is. I wanted our watch to win, but I wanted to win the easy stuff. Like, not that probation checks are not easy. You know, I take that back. Bar checks, foot patrols. I didn't have to do any of them, but I didn't. Because the detachment wanted me to do it.

But there's some things. There's nothing wrong with writing a warning. My aunt, I don't know, she was 6570. Clear record. A cop pulls her over. She doesn't have her driver's license. It's at home and a coat hanging up in the closet. He writes a ticket, no deal.

Doesn't have it with her. Why? What's the point of that? A stat. Those stats, those are the ones I was never interested in when it came to hurting people for no reason. Now I understand, yes, it's important for cops to punish people that have a record that is insane. We don't want them to have a driver's license.

We want the streets to be safe. And I got nothing against traffic members at all. The job they do is dangerous. It's hard. It's not fun. Although I had when I started in depot. No, sorry, when I started in Duncan, I went on a rotation with Highway Patrol. You know what the cops had to me?

Clint, I am the happiest when I'm writing a ticket. And I'm like, you're a sicko. You're a sick man. Because I remember driving with my parents. We got no money. The cops pull us over and they're going to write us a ticket. My mom starts crying. But he's the happiest.

And I'm going to tell that story about that cop one day. and wow I went off there didn't I hey Clint I absolutely love the show you're hilarious I'm not the kind of guy who would get arrested but if I had to get arrested I'd be by someone like you because you'd probably make me laugh laugh softly maybe

I was wondering what what kind of job experience would or life experience would make the RCMPs look past mistakes that you'd made in the past, you know, maybe... The RCMP aren't going to look past anything. It's pretty cut and dried.

You got to have good character or not. I don't think. That's my personal opinion. They're not going to be like, oh, you got a degree. Okay. You got four DUIs. That's fine. You know what I mean?

They're not going to look past stuff like that. It doesn't mean. matter how good you are. If you made mistakes, they're going to call you on it and they're going to discuss it. It doesn't matter how good your resume is. I don't even know if I said that right. I hope I got my point across. If you look past mistakes that you'd made in the past, you know, maybe it'd be dabbling with just experimentation, the general experimentation of questions that you get. Experimentation is fine, guys. Experiment when you're young. Okay. Yes, you're allowed to do drugs when you're younger. I feel so weird to say that.

It used to be that way and I'm sure it's still that way. But you can't show a problem that you have a dependency on it and there has to be a big gap, a large gap from the time you've done it and then the time you apply. And when you're admitting to these things in your interview, what demeanor should you have? I mean, a humorous demeanor or a demeanor that would be... No giggles. No, not humorous. Never. I mean, not humorous in the sense that it's like you're not taking seriously, but in the sense that it's like, you know, it's past you now.

No, you take it seriously, no matter what. I remember when I was taking my uniform, doing my interview, and I'll never forget it. After the first part of the interview, she goes, okay, go sit in a hall now. So I sat in a hall. I thought the interview was over. And when I went back in, you know, she says to me, okay, now we're going to start the second half of the interview.

And I'm like, what? I've been here for three hours. There's another part of the interview. And then she goes like this. She changed. Her demeanor changed to serious. And I'll never forget it. Scared the hell out of me.

She went like this. Have you ever smoked marijuana? I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, yeah, I have. I hate to see. say that I have, but it was in grade 11 and da, da, da, da, da. I didn't really know what it was.

I was told it was. You know, stuff like that. Yeah. Be serious. Anywho. I love the show. Don't ever say anywhoe again, okay? Hopefully one day I'll find myself in the red surge. Red Jersey. I'm happy to see that there's someone on YouTube that's from BC.

I'm from Vancouver myself Absolutely hilarious Your attitude, your demeanor, everything about you Absolutely, I can't Whenever you're on, I just can't turn my eyes away Oh wow Have a good night day or whenever you receive this Bye

Absolutely hilarious It's so funny people always thought That you were kidding with them Horrific snowmobile accident up at Mount Washington An entire family was killed and except for the mom she was at home baking Christmas cookies I go to her house I was first on scene to tell her the news

you're hilarious oh that's so terrible and I'm like ma'am I think I'm just naturally funny so when you say that it reminds me of that stuff you should take your show on the road that's awful sometimes you've got to deal with those things with a little bit of internal humor

even if you don't think it's funny and you know what i'm going to edit all that part out because that didn't even come across right so let's let's uh now edit that part out and now i'll say thanks thanks dude um i don't think i'm all that funny i'm glad you think i'm funny i'm glad you think i'm a hilarious and yeah and i and i got to stop saying end remember that and and are we done was that it i got to go I got to go upstairs. The wife, you know, it's funny.

The wife wants to have a fire, but it just started raining. And that's pretty sick that I wanted to continue to rain. I don't want to have a fire. Thanks, guys. Subscribe to my channel. Bye-bye. I remember writing a guy up. What the hell?

It was no insurance. I did write tickets, okay? Very, they didn't write too many. He thought I wrote him a joke, okay? Is this a joke? I'm like, no, it's a violation ticket. This is such a joke. I'm no, no, sir, it's a violation ticket for no insurance.

You're a joke. Not even trying to be funny. The husband had taken the boots to her. And I take a statement from her and I go over to the husband's house and he's like, My wife told you that I beat her? That's funny. I'm like, sir, I'm not trying to be funny, okay? That's the funniest thing I ever heard.