Clinton Jaws - Bill Maher LOSES IT & ENDS SHOW When Neil deGrasse Tyson Says This

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

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So, Bill, how come nothing makes you happy? Nothing, what are you telling you? You're the grumpyest. You know what I'm going to say right now? Here's where it starts getting a little weird. He makes fun of Bill's stand-up. Because you, I know your jokes of the error. They were great.

You don't know what you're talking about. It's demeaning and insulting. Yeah, go ahead. I know. And a lot of smart people like it. And you should be calling them out. Good morning, Clinton Jaws. Guys, life is great.

Yesterday, my son just got his driver's license. It was scary and exciting. I got my brother and sister in the background from the 80s. Neil DeGrassey, DeGrasse, Tyson, the man with three names, should no longer do podcasts because he is the most annoying person going. Right, Joe? The town is... Wait, wait, have you seen Starry Night in Bacon?

These things have to take place. Europeans didn't come to... Two is, I think it's incredibly... If you value mountain climbing... Car manufacturers having to pay for roads. Isn't that like restaurants? Right. And if the battery is all at the bottom of the car,

and it's go like NASCAR, you run in. I understand. Okay. So that is, that is. And now he's with Bill Maher, Mar, Mayher. Bill stops the show. He's like, I've had enough of this. Loses his mind on this guy.

And who walks around with three names? he thinks he's so important he uses three names could you imagine what sir what's your name it's it's neal n-e-l no no no

n-e-i-l degrass d-e-g-r-a-s-s-s-e tyson common spelling imagine if he had four names should start calling myself clinton blair-djaws

science the objective truth of science are established only this is what what happens. It gets warmed up. At first, Bill is kind of giggling, but then he gets annoyed. You're channel surfing on YouTube, and somebody says, the establishment thinks this, but I have the real answer, and they're trying to suppress it. This is irresistible to go listen to that one person who's opposite the establishment. And here's the thing. Just because the

establishment doesn't agree with you, it doesn't mean you're correct. Yeah, it does. So, you can say this expert and this is. I don't care about the expert. But you're sending up a dynamic between the Estabas, which is to say, Dr. Fauci, and a crazy person who thinks there are chips in the vaccine. Yes. I'm talking about Fauci versus Dr. Martin Koldorf.

But what I'm saying, Fauci. Fauci versus Jay Batichari. Hold on. Okay. Shut up, Bill. Fauci. So don't pretend that. I'm on it.

Fauci. He's high. Giggling. Giggling. so far. He just keeps interrupting, like me. It's an excellent question, Bill, because it's what I'm always asking. Bill, Bill, Bill. Where are we now? Bill. Bill. So Bill's taking it. He's giggling. And then out of the blue, Bill, why

you're so grumpy? Just pissing them off, slowly. Huh, you know, talk about a place that's not too scientific, though. So, Bill, how come nothing makes you happy? Nothing, what are you trying to? You're the grumpy is, you know what I feel like right now? Why do you mind grumpy? I feel like now I'm going to turn 65. I feel like we're on your porch and the rocking chair. Get off my lawn. You yuck you.

I'm not the grumpy one. Let me ask. Can I ask? I know it's your pocket. I've been carrying questions within me for you. Yeah, I'm playing. Okay. Carrying.

Okay. Wow. So you don't, as I heard. Here's where it starts getting a little weird. He makes fun of Bill's stand-up. You've abandoned college campuses in your stand-up. Every committee, you know. Okay.

So literally everyone. Let me ask you. If you came up today, would you just read the landscape and develop a whole other comedic repertoire that does not end up having people pick it outside your thing? Are you just transposed and you're not adjusting to the shifting terrain? So why is it their fault and not your fault? You're being so broad. You cut your teeth in the 70s.

And you read the room. Okay, but I'll answer you. You read the politics. I didn't read the politics. Yes, you did. I, how the fuck do you know what I did? Because you, I know your jokes of the era. They were great.

Were? Well, a lot of people think they're great now. Okay, they're still great. I don't know if you don't any. No, no, what I meant was, am I not woke enough for you? Jokes that would work on a college campus. Okay.

Surely there's a portfolio jokes that would still work on a college. campus surely I would hope not from what I may maybe some college campuses the ones you read about are fucking insane give it up on an entire generation I have given up on any place that doesn't even remotely attempt to believe in free speech and thinks that anything that that they hear that they don't like that they don't agree with is violence these people are fucking nuts and you should be calling them out somebody like you who has standing with kids

should be not joining them. You're doing what it. You're doing what parents do. You're taking the path of least resistance. And therefore, hurting the kids and yourself. Parents ruin both their lives. They ruin their spoiled kids' lives, and they ruin their own lives because the kids rule the roost.

So that's what you're doing on a national level. I'm feeling more like on the porch. Sweetheart, I can wait until they grow up a little. Okay, I can wait. You don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what you're talking about. No, he doesn't. The age rank on me?

Comedian. No, you know what I'm talking about. You know the, you know, Outer Space. Well, what I will tell you. I know fucking doing comedy shows. I'm sorry. The problem is you and how you were raised. Spoiler alert, wrong.

You were raised wrong. Can't take it, Tyson. That's the key to everything, is the kids were raised wrong. And it doesn't make me the bad guy because I noticed this. I don't know why you want to join this. I want to navigate it so I can still be effective in communicating with that. Yeah, me too. But are you giving up?

You're on the walking chair. No, I have not given up. Get off my lawn. But you have a, no, that's stupid. That's stupid. It's so fucking, it's demeaning and insulting, quite frankly. Because it's reducing what I do, which is really subtle. And a lot of smart people like it.

That's what they would say on Fox News. Oh, you know, he's just saying, he's just old and get off my lawn. It's a prejudice. It's not accurate. It's not cool. You're not allowing my. free speech. I'm just calling you out on your bull.

You're calling you out on your bullshit. Right here, guys, this is where he blows up. He's talking about wrestling. He used to be a wrestler in high school. Now he's going to give an example of wrestling and why men should wrestle with women. You know what I appreciate?

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and they wanted to disqualify her because of how manly she was when she was born a woman and competing as a woman. So if we're, that's how we're gonna do it. You know, again, this is just. Could what you really want, wait, Bill, no, I fought this through more than you might think I have. So what you really want is an interesting contest between people who are similarly talented.

The least interesting Super Bowl you could ever watch is a blowout by half time. You know, the vast majority of people, I'm sorry, are still male or female. Sports is, we have men's sports and women's sports. And if the best team in the WNBA played the worst team in the NBA, the score would be a million to zero. Can we organize society around that basic point

without with this, of course, proviso that we protect and respect people who do not fit into it? Let's segregate society. between dark-skinned people and white-skinned people. It's not- Because nature made it that way, and that's how it is. So, nature did make it that way. And it's not segregating.

Well, there was a crime. But segregating anything. That attitude, 150 years ago was it was... Two years ago. You act like this was, yes, right. Lincoln, this was a big issue in the Lincoln-Douglas debates. Trans people, that's right. I'm talking about Black White.

I'm talking about what, but... 1861. Yes, I remember that. Those debates. Get to the wrestling example. Lincoln was all about getting trans. Oh, for sake. You're ridiculous.

No. How about this? I'm looking at schools in Manhattan. And there's a school there, and there's a old from, like, built in the 20s and 30s. And there's a doorway that says boys and a separate doorway on the other side of school that says girls. Oh, God. Why are we doing this? Because people are mostly boys and girls?

But why split? them entering a school building. Because they pee differently? Jesus Christ, I have to try to explain this. What you want is a match that's interesting to observe. Hmm. Not where one person dominates the other. Put a girl in wrestling.

They know this. They're 10 weight categories. They already know. So if we can split wrestling into 10 categories, and that becomes the wrestling match. But all men against each other. Correct. So now, I guess that.

I get that. I get that. Okay. So all I'm saying is, what is it that makes the man the man? Is it the hormones? Okay. If it's the hormones and you decide to give yourself a different cocktail of hormones, I'm making this up, by the way.

I'm not saying it should happen this way. It's a way to start thinking about it. It would be... Maybe the track meets have hormone categories. And maybe giving yourself the wrong hormones is deleterious to your health. Would you not admit that? Do you think we can just safely do things like this? So you feel this way because you're concerned about,

you're so deeply concerned about the health of the people who are trying to find their place on the gender spectrum? You care about the health so much that you don't want them to go through that? It's not something that keeps me up at night, but when the subject comes up, I care about them, like I care about all people. And why don't we cut it off? Keep the bait honest.

Why don't we cut it off now? Because like, we're not going to solve this. We set our pieces. We get it. I want to plug your book. What a lunatic! They actually make up at the end. Let's put some videos out today, guys.

Thanks for watching. Bye, bye.