Clinton Jaws - Bill Maher vs Bill O'Reilly Trump Debate - This Is Priceless!

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

https://cyberghostvpn.com/ClintonJaws Bill Maher & Bill O'Reilly look like a geniuses when they debate each other.Footage Courtesy OfReal Time With Bill Maher

Now one of you talk. Are you not familiar with how we do this? You guys have the same hair. I... Look at you're a decent shape for an 83-year-old man. You know how many people moved out of New York City in the last three years? 600,000. They're moving.

I'm still on the air and you're not, but go ahead. You can add up all the HBO's you want, you're not going to come close. You just want to correct the record. Clinton Jaws, please like this video. Please like this video. It's the only thing I care about. I don't want your money. Don't get me a penny. Just give me a like. Have you guys ever seen Bill Mayer, Marr and Bill O'Reilly together? It goes back years. They got great chemistry. This is something right here. This is something like 15 years ago. You've been on some cable competition to Fox, which is why many people probably didn't hear you say this because nobody watches. But you say on a, on a, on a, a couple of shows that I saw, that a lot of Americans are too stupid. They just don't understand what's going on, and therefore they make fallacious decision.

Do you feel comfortable saying, look, you American people, most of you are dunderheads, and you just don't understand. I do. You do feel comfortable with that. Okay. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

60% of the American people, Bill, believe the Noah's Ark story is literally true. Okay. I don't know any of those. I don't know how to, you know, I think they found Noah's Ark on some mountain in Turkey. didn't they fall let me break this to you i respect the bible and i and i take it as an allegorical book but i'm a christian so the new testament is what uh i believe in and the old testament written by prophets i love the christian right but but but they're both written by god right no god didn't sit down and write they were written by matthew mark luden god real human beings who

actually took it down right we're talking about the old testament now you know i i know all the christian want to get behind the happy half of the Bible where Jesus walks on water. Maybe that's the love half of the Bible that teaches you to love your neighbor as yourself. Bill O'Reilly was on Bill Maher yesterday. I watched the whole thing. I laughed out loud. I got you guys the best stuff. And let's watch it.

Let's listen to the rain. Again. Have a beer. Got a family walking by. And watch this. I'm telling you, they eat each other alive. And I like both these guys. Right here, they're going to, we're going to open up with robots.

Robots are going to replace the world. This year attributed mostly. You know what the worst part is? You and I are going to be replaced by these robots. Oh, not me. No? They can replace you. They can't replace me.

Well, then they meet 23 million viewers. Yeah, no. Do you ever see invasion of body snatches? I know for a fact there's a pod with Mar. Right. No, AI can't be funny. That's it. They can't, they can. Congress may have a better approval rating if we were replaced by robots.

I'm going to tell you, I love Bill Maher's sense of humor. I just love it. Watch this right here. Normal. That to me was the natural. Right here. What are you think? What do you think? It reminds me and me. Not one of you talk.

Are you not familiar with how we do this? I was enthralled. You want to even going on? Yeah. You're entranced. They argue about burgers. But food is up. Place where I'm staying in in L.A.

Cheeseburger, $36. I can buy a cow for $36. I dated one once. It didn't cost me anything. Okay. Right? You can tell people things are great. So Bill Mayer.

He's like, what do I say to that? So this guy goes, he interrupts and he goes on a rant for like 10 minutes. And he's finishing up. Bill Mayer is still thinking about the cheeseburger. Okay, so let me ask you about the $36 cheeseburger. Did you order it? No. Are you kidding?

I went to In-N-Out Burger. Really? Yeah, great. No, but I mean, he's got 20 bestsellers and what a cheap. I would just eat the hamburger, but, you know. Listen up. What? It's not about the money.

Oh. It's the principle of the film. How would you explain Dick Cheney to the kids who are watching who weren't around when Dick Cheney was vice-president? I don't know if there are any kids watching, but if you are, grow off straight. All right? Dick Cheney. What? I know.

That's how you know, Bill and that is not online. Let me ask a follow-up to the Vance Rubio question. What about Gavin Newsom? Now, I mentioned in the monologue. He has hair like you. You guys have the same hair. He loves Gavin Newsom, I don't know why. I didn't mean Tim Trump, but I got to say this.

Do you notice the weirdos, the people, why is it always the right that have the common sense to figure out if somebody's a liar? We can see right through, man, Danny, smiling and talking at the same time, fake and phony. We can see it, but the left can't, or can they? And do they like that? That's who Gavin Newsom is, fake and phony. They like them. And you know what? He might be president. So slick back thing.

I mean, you both do have great hands. I wish someone would come up to me and say, Gavin? No, you don't, Ma. I do. You want to be Gavin Newsome? I want to look like him. You really? You want to look at him?

Look at your decent shape for an 83-year-old man. I guess so. He's older than me. It's really pointless. He has got to move to the center. He has made some moves to the center. He's wrecked the state. Not enough.

Well, he's wrecked the state. Okay. He didn't, he didn't wreck it. Well, he didn't wreck it, but yes, I agree. He's got, he's too far left for my taste, and he's not going to be president unless he moved to the center. But he's a politician, and I think he has that ability to. And now he looks like he is the frontrunner.

Is he not the front runner for the Democratic nomination as of now? No, no, I know. West Moore. West Moore, isn't he? Governor Maryland. Oh. I know who he is. Yeah, no, West Moore is tremendously impressive.

This guy always wants to talk. He'll wipe the floor with. And that may be the, okay. No shot. I hope. I hope so. And by the way, a lot of Republicans are angry, too. Oh, yeah.

There are a lot of people. Oh, you bet they're angry. There's no ideology in the grocery store. Right. Okay? Everybody's teed off. Look at that. You said a good thing.

It only took an hour. It only took an hour in ten minutes. You're just brooding over there. I'm not brooding it about anything. Most of your guests shrink. All right, all right. Come on, you know the game. Okay.

Is that a short deal? because they had me in a booster carrier. I made E three. I ought to know they're going. So it was in the news today that Elon Musk is going to sign his deal to get a trillion dollars. He deserves it. He deserves it. Why not two?

Why not two trillion? I mean, no, he has to hit me. He has to do things like create a million robots at lifelike humanized romance. I don't want any of those on the world. By the way, they are going to take over and kill us all. But okay. You already run CNN. Okay, but look, I am a capitalist.

But here's the anecdote to Musk making a trillion. Don't buy a car. If that offends you, don't buy his car. That's capitalism. You don't have to buy anything. Okay, right here is the best part. This is the best part. But first, my email got hacked the other day.

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Now back to the video. Bill O'Reilly's trying to talk for Bill Mayer here. He's saying, Bill, this is how I think you think. And then Bill says this. So good. So they want to put trans people in here and they want to do this. And it just dilutes the message that the Democratic Party has traditionally had that were for the workers. I think that's your posture. I wouldn't put it that way, but go ahead. Okay. But you might want to rethink because that's a good way to put it. Um, well, I'm still on the air and you're not, but go ahead. I was expecting that. I expected that. So we did a town all on news nation two weeks ago from Kennedy Center, 23 million people watched 23 million, okay? You can add up

all the HBO's you want, you're not going to come close. Just want to correct the record. I will, uh... I have a tape measure. I will check those facts. Yeah, you check. That's a tape measure. This is going to be social media.

We're actually related. We're actually cousins, remember? I'm doing a big commentary on YouTube tomorrow, which millions of people will watch. I love this part because Bill Maher tells everybody Stop complaining about the ballroom in the Golden Dome. So for us doing the same thing. I have a problem if we don't.

And yeah, I have to interrupt. Just because Trump thought of it, I'm not against it. Something that would stop the increasing number of rogue missiles that are in this world from maybe coming over here and incinerating me. Yeah, mark me down as a pro for that. I'm pro having, now, can we do it? I don't know. And the ballroom? I don't give a shit.

I really don't give a shit. I was reading it. This shows you. of how the media is. Everything is always on one side or the other. When he's first mentioned it, it was like all about, oh, my God, he's desecrating the White House. Then I finally read, oh, well, you know,

they've done shit to the White House before. It's just a building, I think. Also, like, I realized, after reading other people, we don't have a place when they have state dinners. They're doing an attempt. This is America. So do I give a shit that he's doing this to the White House? I really don't.

Well, look, he raised the money. Yeah, and it's private money. You know, and if Newsom wants to knock it down when he's president, then he can knock it down, right? Save your ire for the things that matter. That's right, but they don't know what matters. Well, you know as well as I do. I don't get it. But the media is not in the business any longer of reporting what matters.

It's not. They make their money either hating or loving Donald Trump. That's where the cash register is. Or Candace Owens. What matters doesn't matter to them. You know that. This is what's going to happen with Mandani. Am I saying that right?

This is the luckiest guy in a world that Mandani got elected because his district is going to explode. My house, I live eight miles outside of Queens, has gone up 20% in values since Mandani announced, okay? Because. Because people aren't going to pay the punishing taxes. New York is the highest tax state in the union. You said your house value has gone up.

Yeah, because they're moving to Nassau County. Oh, they're moving out of the city. Out of the city, and they can still take the train back in the city and not pay the millionaire's tax or whatever crazy thing this guy wants. But what people don't understand is he can't raise the taxes unless this state okayes it, and this state is not going to okay it. So this is just smoking mirrors. And the younger people voted for him.

They don't understand that. They don't know what seizing the means of production is. But Ken Griffith does. He's the big Wall Street Titan. He knows what it is. And that's why he's down in Palm Beach. We'll see if they move. I mean, you saw Bill.

They're going to move. They're already moving. Hold on. Bill Ackman said. No, they're not. People say they're going to move all the time after elections. They don't do it. Bill Ackman said he was going to move.

You know, how many? How many people moved out of New York City in the last three years? Six hundred thousand. They're moving. They're moving. They've been moving from COVID. And how many people moved out of your state, California? Oh, I know.

No, no. People do move. A million. I love that technique. People move in America. And you're right. No, but they're not moving because they want a better view. They like to keep more of their money that they earn.

Yes, that's true. Look, everybody, but look, if you're a person in New York, city earning $150,000, okay? That's a lot of money for most people in the United States. That's nothing in New York City. A hundred and fifty K doesn't get you very much. It gets you in and out burgers, okay? It doesn't get you more than that. Which we don't have in New York City, but yeah, we don't even have those and I wish we did. So that the working people at a certain level are going to say, I'm going to the congressman state, because there's no state tax. There's no local tax there. I get to keep more of my money. This isn't complicated.

Well, I, you know, I've looked at moving because I'd like to keep more of my money too and Where should Mar move to? I'm not moving anywhere. I'm not moving anywhere. No? No, no. No, no. And the taxes here are ridiculous, but it's still Southern California. Right. Okay. Yeah. And you know what? I love California. California. And wherever you move in this world, as soon as you live there for a week, you'll be like, oh, shit.

I didn't know they had mosquitoes this big here or whatever it is. And you're going to be unhappy there too. And I miss the fires and the earthquakes. I miss them. Okay. Thanks for watching. Guys, guys, do me a favor. Cyber Ghost.

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