Clinton Jaws - Canada Is Collapsing | Clinton Jaws #103

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

Is it necessary to have an even mixture of female and male police officers? Does that make a police force stronger or weaker? RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki made her cabinet more female than male; Why? Is this not punishing the male police officer?  I thought we were getting rid of discrimination in police forces. We take some calls and talk about these topics: Is Justin Trudeau going to ban knives now?  I bought magic mushrooms.  Will they deny my police application? The Police Medical and psychological health assessment stage.  Alberta replacing the RCMP. I ran a 4:26 on the PARE test how do I reduce my time?  call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/clinton-jaws-police-podcast/id1540431707

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You need to stick something back into your wallet. Yeah, hey, summer's over. Isn't it? Basically, summer's over? That's not how I was going to start this. Started with a cigar. Every year Port-Alberney has a fall fair And the fall fair was last weekend

I don't know why they call it's a fair okay I don't know why they're calling fall Because technically it's still summer isn't it Anyways they had this They had this fall fair We take the kids there every year I went there as a kid And they got a bunch of draws there

Hope I'm coming in good Testing testing Testing They got a bunch of draws at the fall fair They had a $5,000 draw and I bought one ticket. And I had a good feeling. I had a good feeling they were going to call my name. And for the first time ever, I stuck around, it was on the final day, Sunday at 5 o'clock, I stuck around to watch them take the ticket out of the bucket and say the name. I swear to God

this is a true story. I'm standing there. They're going to call my name. This is what I'm thinking. and I'm watching the guy, he takes the ticket out and goes, Clint? There are no Clint's in Port Albert. I'm the only Clint in Port Alberney, okay? And I know

that his next words are going to be Ja war. And I swear to God, he goes, Clint, ja. And I went, I put my hand like us, I went,

I was ready to go, and he goes, and he goes, Jackson. No. You must have made a mistake. So I hunted that guy down and I made him, I made him,

let me look at the winning ticket. And it was Clint Jackson. That was my story. That was a boring story. But I wasn't wrong. They called my name, right? Wasn't wrong about that. What are the chances?

Another Clint. That is terrible. That is horrific. I'm going to finish it. Because I don't drink wine anymore. I don't drink beer anymore. That's not true. I do drink beer.

But the carbohydrates, when I found out what the carbohydrates was doing to my body, I realized that maybe I should slow down on beer. I do miss it. I miss wine. This is some type of wine. And it's horrific. Guys, sorry about the burps and the... Guys.

I did a video my last episode, and I'm not going to apologize for it. I'm not going to apologize for this. But I got some people, some people were pretty irate with me. And I forget what I was going on about, on about. But I basically called the force, the RCMP. The whole force is girly. It's turned girly. And that's the problem with the RCMP now.

And you know what? Maybe I used the wrong terminology. but I was trying to get my point across. Maybe I shouldn't use the word girly because there's some girls. Well, I lost some subscribers. I'm pretty sure they're girls. And I don't know.

Part of me thinks that maybe you took what I said wrong, even though it probably doesn't sound all that good that I'm using the term girly. Because we all know there's nothing wrong with girls. But we're not talking about sewing. Okay, we're talking about policing. and I think the RCMP has become too femi, too soft. And I was thinking, too girly.

Well, come on, why would you use that word? Well, because it has, hasn't it? There I go. I'm saying it again. The RCMP commissioner comes in and she's like, there's not enough girls. And she made something like, she even admitted it. I can't remember exactly what she said, but something like over 50% commanding officers, girls.

When I talk about diversity in our organization, I said we have to quit talking about, when we talk about diversity, about the color of your skin or your gender. It's about your diversity of thoughts and ideas and experience. We have to quit talking about your gender. We have to quit talking about your gender. But I do want to focus on what I sincerely believe to be the most significant areas of change. First, we have improved the diversity at the top. More than 50% of our commanding officers are female. We have 15 commanding officers.

And I used to say that we had almost 50% or female, but now I can say that we have 60%. There's more females than there is males. It used to be, like I said, white males police officers. And I'm thinking, well, how is that supposed to make the force better? That's how you decide on having a good, strong team, on gender? There's not enough girls. Could you imagine? Indo-Canadian male becomes commissioner, and he's like,

there's not enough Indo-Canadians. I'm going to make all my staff, Indoc Canadians. Shouldn't the focus be on the best? Not on race and gender? That was my whole point. Or how about, how about it, why did she make them all girls? Why didn't you make them 55% indignious? Why not that?

So my whole point was, of course you're not going to. because no indignious peoples are really applying for the RCMP is something stupid like 2%. Same with girls. The majority of girls in the RCMP is so low compared to males, but yet she promotes because they're a girl? I got to promote you because you're a girl. That doesn't seem right to me. And talk about the benefit of being a girl in the RCMP right now. Ooh, did you say that, Clint?

Yeah, I'm stating the fact. It's a big benefit. And like I told my dad, I wish I was gay because I would have gotten to the RCMP sooner. Or I wish I had a different color skin because I would have gotten to the RCMP sooner. But she even came out and said, when I first started in 1986, it was nothing but white males.

She's getting rid of white males. You're punished. She's saying you're punished if you're a white male. And you're rewarded. if you're a girl. Doesn't matter how good you are. And there's some great girls out there. We all know that.

Some great girl police officers, who I loved working with. And we can name a bunch of them that could do a better job than what she's doing right now. I already know that. We know that. But the point is,

what's my point? It's all about equity and diversity and not about making things stronger. just making what she thinks is right in her head. This is how we're going to make the RCMP better. I'm going to put weaker people on my board. I'm only going to choose them because of their gender. I don't know.

Maybe it is sewing class. And maybe that's my point. It's hard for me to get my words out and sound proper. You know what I mean? Sometimes you just got to say it, though. But I know when I say it, people are going to take it the wrong way. Well, what's wrong with that, Clint?

Maybe we should take every member, make every member girls. Isn't that what we're kind of doing? Isn't that what she's kind of has done? That's who's running it. Who would have thought? I guess it's best. Let's make all nurses male. Right?

Because those are good traits. to be a nurse, isn't it? Being a male or a care aide? Believe me, when I get treated, I want to be treated with a nurse. I want to be treated with that trait. The girl trait. That's how I want to be treated.

And it's everywhere I look now. Everywhere I look. All these police officers that are getting in trouble. It's like assistant commissioner, you know, Mrs. Such and Such, or like all the big wigs. they've turned all these positions into females. Is it right?

If they deserve to be there, of course. But the overcorrection just seems really exaggerated. And I've seen it through the application process. I seen an Indo-Canadian girl that I went to school with. Became a cop like that. And I had to snap. Took me years after. She got a low mark on the test.

I got a higher mark. She went to her interview. She said that she did every drug on the table. And I'm like, what? You got in admitting all those drugs? And she got in immediately. Now, did she get in? Because she's better than me?

I don't know. Maybe. But maybe not. I guess my point is, you can't just pick somebody because of the color of their skin and their gender. I don't think it's right. And you can't pick. You can't allow the RCMP.

to be run by gender. That's how you become weaker. Just look at our liberal government. Look at Trudeau. Oh my God, man. Have you seen how weak Canada is? The guy is so weak. I mean, you want to talk about girly.

And I have no problem with girls. But he's a girly bitch is what he is. And I got a problem with bitches. He's a whiny. little bitch who has a lot of girl in him and i don't think somebody and you can see you can see when he loses his way or if he loses if he's losing anything he freaks out he has a meltdown he has a panic attack he throws a tantrum in the middle of the mall like a four-year-old and that's scary and he ends up getting what he wants he did it with the trucker protest

He knew he didn't have to call the emergency act, but he's being a whiny little bitch, wasn't getting his own way, and he just wanted to call it for something to do. You don't listen to me? You're not going to listen to what I have to say? I'm the leader. In the moment somebody doesn't listen to him.

Scary. It's scary if you actually really think about it. The most powerful man in Canada is a whiny bitch. Anyways, I really didn't want to go that far with this, because I know I just dug myself another hole but whatever. You don't have to agree with everything I say. Just make all the RC&P girls.

Okay? Let's just do that. We don't, you don't need men. Just girls. How is that not racist? How is that not discrimination? And she just blatantly comes out and says, I made my team 55% female.

Oh, okay. And you're calling the rest of the RCMP racist? With what you just did? Let's take some calls. Do you see it getting better, though? Like, what's the next commissioner going to do? There's not enough males?

I got to get rid of all these females. No, I don't know. I don't know. Some of the best cops I ever worked with were female. Okay, for the record. A lot of people that call actually are females. Call my channel. So?

I actually like it. More girls, please call. Is there really a business that should focus on kindness and niceness when it comes of this sort of thing? Don't you think it's a little bit too important? I mean, really, why don't you make the next commissioner a dwarf? And maybe we should have more dwarfs on the watches. I mean, if we're really going to talk about diversification and being equal,

Why aren't we hiring dwarfs? Now I'm angry. Jaws. What's your question? I just got questions. Novos ghost of shooting. Justin Trudeau. What about him?

He bans. Guns. Now in Saskatchewan with the stabbings. Is Justin Trudeau going to ban knives? Just got questions, Jaws, as I sit here and eat my breakfast. Well, I have to butter my toes to this food if Justin Trudeau bans knives. Why wouldn't he ban knives?

Right? You got to think about this. Do you even know this? Wormtman, who killed 22 people? He had no license, firearm license in Canada. Okay? No guns came from Canada. All his guns came from the United States illegally.

So it doesn't matter. It wouldn't have mattered if you banned all guns in Canada. Wartman still would have killed 22 people. What you're doing when you ban guns is you're taking the guns at a good people's hands. The bad guys are always going to have them. These rules and these banning of these weapons aren't going to do a thing. They make the bad guy more powerful. Unbelievable, really.

We've got to push this legislation. through to get the guns out of the bad guy's hands? Do you think that's going to stop them? It didn't stop Wartman. These politics, man, you can see right through them. Like, since I retired, I can't believe what I see. The BS, the fakeness. We need racism training for our CMP members.

What are you talking about? That's like me getting a tutor for my son in math when he has straight A's. Do you know what I mean? Dumb, fake, phony. Systemic racism in the RC&P? No, there isn't. And Trudeau comes out and calls everybody extreme

that went to those protests. The trucker protest. Extremist. And I can't say this word, but misogynistic, whatever it is. Racists. Those typically, that's typically what these groups of people are,

Trudeau said. Fooling everybody. Gonna ban guns. gonna ban handguns just to make him look like he's actually doing something guns or for hunting but you're right man we never talk about the knives a woman was just beheaded on the streets of california from her husband with a sword

just read an article that came out two days ago person stabbed in an ammo dead then this nut job stabs like 27 25 people kills 10 or 11 of them with a knife you only really hear about the stories that happen with guns, but it's knives. I know people that have a plethorral.

Plethorral? They have a lot of guns in their house. And if that hits the fan, I'm going to be knocking on their door right away. That's why I think guns are important. I think it's so important. Everybody should have one. Every good person should have.

one. It's not easy getting a gun guys in Canada. You got to go and take the stupid week-long or weekend-long course. Got to run through a bunch of hoops. It's a real pain in the ass. And that's fine. Maybe it's good that you made it a pain in the ass. But don't start banning every firearm now. Because if you're going to do that, then you should actually ban knives. Hey, Clint, I just want to start off by saying, I think you're fucking deadly. I'm going to have to add that out. He just said he thinks I'm effing deadly. About 2 a.m. on shift sitting in my car.

By the way, thank you. And I don't mind you guys swearing because there's some podcast where I just want to swear my face off. This ain't one of them though. But no, hey, go ahead and swear. It's 2 in the morning. This is a cop. He's driving around.

I think he's listening to me. And you know what? That's kind of cool. I wish I had that when I was a plurface. police officer, that there was some guy that works for the RCMP, like Steve Quips, or did, used to work for the RCMP, and I could be two in the morning. I just put it on in my patrol car or in the GD pit. On shift podcast. If you want to call them that. Sure.

Because I only have Apple podcast and you're not on there yet. Actually, I am. I'm on Apple. and I will leave a link in the description for you. I haven't really promoted it, but I'm on Apple. No video, just audio, I think. I don't think Apple is this video. Yeah, so I just play on YouTube in the background

while I make the trolls and respond to calls and whatnot. But anyway, I just wanted to get your opinion on the Alberta government looking to replace S&P with provincial police service. I read the whole 100 page. PDF on their proposal last year and I read some updates recently in the past couple months. Seems interesting. I mean, I'll never leave this province most likely.

Over 50% of officer vault shootings happen in Alberta. So it gives it a little bit more danger, keeps things interesting. I enjoy it too much. So, yeah, I came out here from Ontario. and needed to leave that province and here I am out west and I like it out here but anyway so just wanted to see

what you're what you thought about at that everyone keeps asking me all like civilians and people on the street and whatnot and I just respectfully tell them that you know what they ask me all the time too and I don't know I don't know that is such a deep conversation I don't know why

I mean I don't you know I looked into it at one point I was going to do a video on it like I really studied it and I got the numbers down It was Surrey because Surrey, there's not going to be RCMP anymore. It's going to be Surrey police. They're going to take over from the RCMP because this mayor came in, convinced everybody.

You need city cops in there. Anyways, the amount of money that Surrey is going to end up spending is like insane. And then I started thinking, how stupid. Why? It's really something, a thought process that I really have to play out in my head. Because I haven't been a city cop. I'm not a city. I never was a city cop.

Maybe city cops are. better. I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing. I live in Porte Alberti. And if the mayor ever said, hey, we're getting rid of the RCMP, we're going to put in some city cops. That's going to cost me a ton of money. My taxes are going to go through the roof. And I don't want that to happen. I don't care. To me, a cop is a cop. And then I thought, can we afford two people in a car? Because some of them do two people in a car. And I thought, I can't afford two people in a car. And then I started thinking, Clint, you were always for two people in a car. Maybe all police forces should be two people in a car.

Wouldn't that be proper? You guys don't pay enough for the RCMP. Did you know that? You're getting a bargain. The RCMP go to every call. They respond to every call. They get to every call. My entire career, we got to every single call.

We never ignored one call. Can the city cops say the same? I don't know. Maybe they can. Maybe they can't. Maybe Abby PD is different from Vancouver PD or Vic PD. Maybe they all run it differently. But I could tell you, the RCMP respond to every single call.

So the amount of money that Alberta is going to flip for the bill, I just think it's politicians trying to get elected. And they'll pull out anything from their hat, right? And now's a great time to do it. How do I get elected? I'm going to convince everybody the RCMP is bad. That's easy. You got a commissioner that called us all racist.

That's really, of course. Why would you have the RCMP? You're calling us racist. Then you got the police chief in Vancouver who says there's absolutely no systemic racism in my police force. And that was the end of it. Have you heard any more after he said that?

If Lucky just came out and said that, yet she comes out with racist training. Stupid. You're grossing me out. lucky you really are you're you're absolutely grossing me out what I've watched for the past month seeing you in your face I could really see your face I can see what you're really like who's the bully maybe you're the one with the problem I remember when you first came in everybody was saying the RCMP's broken you came out and said that they weren't and I remember

thinking I don't know if I is it completely broken I kind of felt that way for me because I hadn't had a raise and I don't know 10 years it was something stupid my pay stayed the same for the past 10 years I couldn't keep up to the cost of milk so maybe it was broken but you devastated it absolutely with your words alone uh I like the problem I like people and I'll continue to serve the people out here and um at which capacity doesn't matter to me it's the same job different uniform and that's my field coach told me and same job different uniform. It feels that way, doesn't it?

Really respect my field coach. So, anyway, you're the type of guy, Clint, that I'd love to meet one day if we can. I don't ever go to big cities, hardly. Watch Vancouver once. Hated it to meet some high school buddies that went out there. Me and Shane. Just became the corporate on the Chil-Lock.

You know the best part of going to... Well, is the Roxy? Going to the Roxy. God, I miss going to the Roxy for obvious reasons. But the best part was we'd get a hotel room and we put on like the hockey game, like the Vancouver Canucks. And we get ready. We have some drinks.

We have some showers. And we play some music and we just BS back and forth. That was the best part of going out in Vancouver. Anyways, I thought I'd share that with you. But, yeah, I mean, if you may have something, that'd be pretty cool. have some bruskees and I love all the questions that all the new members are looking to go to that FO and looking for tips and tricks and I love how you leave a lot of it open-edit because that's just it. It's open-edit.

There's no simple answer for any of them. Everyone's got a different life experience and whatnot and that's okay. Yeah, so I'll keep following watching your videos and try to put audio on Apple. Thanks, buddy. Word up. Thanks, dude. Thanks for your call, man. And enjoy those night shifts.

Night shift is way better than day shift. I'll tell you that. You'll die from it because it's unhealthy, but way less stress. Okay, this guy called, and then he left a comment on one of my thingy-dingies, and it said, Clint, will you get back to my goal? Get back to my call. I'm waiting for an answer.

I'm like, oh my God, dude, okay. You're up. Okay, you're up. Hey, Clint. Um, my name is a Dylund, uh, like Dylan, but. Dylund like Dylan. Dylund, why would your parents call you Dylund? Why would they make your life so difficult that you have to spell your name every single time you say to somebody? Anyways, thanks for calling Dylent. I just had a couple of questions for you.

What's that? So I'm looking into applying from, uh, for the RCMP. Okay. I originally moved to Edmonton to pursue city police. How up. Edmonton. Did you know right now I could fly to Edmonton from Vancouver for $19?

Flair air, guys. $19. $34 bucks from Victoria. That's like free. To pursue city police. However, I've been kind of having a change of hearts of where him might want to live after living here for a year. I'm originally from B.C.

all the way from Armstrong, British Columbia, all the way up to Dawson Creek for St. John. Right on. So, yeah. I guess my most primary question are my, I guess, more concern in my disclosure is about less than a year ago, coming up on a year, I bought some psilocybin magic mushrooms off of the Internet without actually thinking about how it might affect my application.

I have not submitted my application yet. I still need to get my medical forms done. And I was just wondering, how do you think that might affect the process, I guess? I haven't actually consumed them. I've been a little bit terrified to try, given that whenever I smoke weed, I kind of have a bit of a paranoia attack. However, yeah, just the fact that I ordered them online, haven't touched them, I'm still in possession of them. I will disclose that. Do you think that might affect my application at all?

Should I get rid of them? Should I wait after I get rid of them? Or do you think it might be a kind of null, non-issue? Yeah, just give me a shout out. Feel free to use this in your video if someone has a similar question. Good talking to you. Appreciate your channel. Thanks, man.

Everything I say might have changed or it might change tomorrow. Okay? Meaning everything, I might not be right. But I am right about this. You take those mushrooms and you flush them down the toilet. You get rid of them right away. And get off the weed. Just get off it.

I have nothing against weed, but you're trying to become a police officer. Don't give them a reason to make them think that you're dependent on weed or magic mushrooms. Magic mushrooms are illegal, unless that changed, as far as I know, they're illegal. So that's a crime, which when I was in recruiting was a three-year deferral. If things loosened up a bit, maybe. You said it was one year ago, but you still have them. I think you're going to get deferred, but you might not. Please call back and let me know if you have, because I'm really curious.

It doesn't mean you're not going to become a police officer. That's for sure. There are certain scenarios that they are legal. Like if you're going out of your mind, they might prescribe them to you. You might be able to get it under medical. The good thing is you didn't use them. That's good. get rid of them.

I'd rather say that I got weed from a friend and then flushed it down the toilet than saying I got weed from a friend and then smoked it. Even though it's not enforced, I guarantee you that the RCMP aren't looking for people who are buying this stuff online.

There's so many things we don't enforce, guys. We stopped enforcing weed. I mean, over 20 years ago, we looked the other way. We just got rid of it. Crown wouldn't go with charges. Even though it was in the criminal, Code, you couldn't have it. Even though when I was in Depot, my scenarios were,

there's weed and ash tray. Do you arrest? That was a final detachment in Depot. Illegal. Illegal is illegal. That's how they think. You can't suck on a hooker anymore, but they're not going to charge you for it. I don't think. You know, it was up until like a couple years ago. Anal sex used to be a crime. It was in the criminal code. You couldn't have anal sex unless it was with your wife. They just got rid of that. Never enforced it. So there's a lot of things we don't enforce it. force like magic mushrooms but that doesn't make it they're not going to look at it as something that you're doing it's illegal to them and if it's illegal to them well when i was in recruiting they would

defer you one year two year three year now i don't know when your year is going to start hope i answered it thanks for calling call back i want to hear i want to hear i want to hear how you're making out hey clinton this is uh bernand from alberta again it's calling to let you know that i made it into the CRCMP. I'm going to be in troop 19. 19. Starting September 5th. Yehaw! September 5th. September 5th.

Oh, dude. You're on your second week already. Already. Dude. Congratulations. Already on your second week. Get out there in Depot. Walk those streets. Can you guys still walk? Are you still not allowed to walk on the sidewalk? Or do you still walk down the street? I like the fact that we walk down the street. I like the fact that we walk down the street. the street and you know you know it gross me out after I graduated like you're still around depot you

got your badge you're actually a police officer and the first thing I did was I started walking on the sidewalk and other people in my troop are like I'm gonna I'm gonna keep on walking down the street idiot get on the sidewalk you deserve to walk the sidewalk now made me sick that some of my troop wouldn't walk on the sidewalk after they got their badge I don't know why I told you that but yeah man go to the stand easy get out there there's a lot going on in depot right now I kind of made that up I just think there is

I really wish I was there teaching I haven't given a call for a while so yeah it's got to catch you up it's going well and yeah thanks keep making videos still enjoying them Don do. Congratulations. Troop 19. I think that's what you said. And if I remember right,

you called me up with a question. You had a hot girlfriend, but her friend was even hotter. And her friend, you think this is you. Her friend was going to the corner store and you you wouldn't let her walk alone. So you drove her there after a couple. Okay, I won't say anymore. I don't want to get you in trouble. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that. You're in depth. now. But right on. That's cool. I answered one of your questions. And bam, already? You're in Deppel? Crazy. Don't say anything stupid. Hey, Clinton. Big, uh, big fan here. Uh, discovered your channel shortly after I wrote the

entrance exam. And, uh, yeah, a lot of stuff you've, uh, covered on your videos. Great, great help. I mean, uh, I remember writing the, uh, isn't this funny? I didn't do this podcast to do this stuff, but, I guess I'm helping out a couple of people. I know my stories, my examples. Like when I talk about the test, the RCMP test, I talked about the midterm. I might have talked about the final two.

It's not going to give you a bunch of answers, but maybe somebody, it'll give somebody one answer that will allow for them to pass it. Maybe some of my stories, my tips. I don't know. It's like the other call it. said, you know, it's all, it's hard to answer these things. It's not, I can't really help you, but maybe you pick up something.

I remember writing the entrance exam and I think I was kind of stupid because some of the words on there I had never seen before and you cover that in an episode shortly after. No, I didn't understand the vocabulary. I took the test, I know six or seven times and I never once understood the vocabulary and the spelling. The spelling was so dumb. Never seen those words before. So that was pretty funny.

But anyways, my question, I am on the psychiatric evaluation part of the application process now. And I was curious exactly what that entails. Exactly? I'm not really sure what you expect. So I'm on that. And the medical part. Medical part. Any tips?

whatever of what to want to expect. That'd be great. Thanks, man. Keep up the awesome work. Medical part. Hey, Clinton. Big, uh, big, settle down.

The medical part. I was scared. I was frightened. I was frightened about the medical part. It took me, like something like 10 years to become a police officer. And I finally made it to this part. I'm way deep into the process.

And I knew if I wasn't going to make it at this point, I wasn't going to become a cop. and that would have been devastating to me. And I knew for a fact that I had AIDS. Because who didn't back then, right? We all thought, you know, when Magic Johnson got it, I guarantee you, every kid thought that they had AIDS. And I went for my medical and they took blood.

It was the first time ever. I ever remember somebody taking them and I'm like, what are you going to test? And I'm going to test for AIDS. And I'm waiting for the results of my AIDS test. and I get a call at four in the morning, maybe 3.30, and I jump out of my bed, and I run over to my phone, it's in the living room, it already went through all the rings, and nobody left a message on my answer machine. And when I hit, you get hit a number, I can't remember what it was back then,

but it would tell you the last number that just called you. And it was some health place in Vancouver. It scared the living hell out of me. Turns out I'm AIDS-free. I don't have AIDS-free. I don't have AIDS. Thank God. The medical scared me. I thought they were going to find something because I was just, I mean, I wasn't living a risk-free life. You know what I'm saying? I ingested everything that you could possibly think of. No drugs. But I just, I felt like I was doomed. I don't know. I felt there's no way that I could have spent my entire life, you know, not caring about health. and then have a clean bill of health. That's what I thought. So the medical scared me. I don't know what else to say about the medical. The guy threw me on the gurney,

took my heart rate. I did some combat breathing. It scared him because it totally lowered everything. I remember that part. That's not going to help you at all. I was scared because I had a bunion. I thought they were not going to allow me. And I had a heart murmur.

And I thought they were going to boot me out. I thought there's no way I'm going to pass a medical. but I passed a medical. Then it came to the psychological. You want to hear my story about the psychological? I find out I passed the medical part of it, even though the psychological, like she told me, this is back when you used to call them up. So I'm talking to the lady in recruiting. And she's like, Clint, you have to go see a psychiatrist.

So this is what happened. I wrote this test. It was five or six hundred questions. It was absolutely insane. It was a psychological test to see if I'm nuts. And then she gets the results and calls me and says, now, okay, because your test, basically your test was so bad, you have to now sit down with a psychologist, which I've never done in my life. And I'm like, Pam, what's going on? I think her name is Pam. I'm just making up that name.

But what's going on? Why? Why, Pam? And I'm really, I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. Because it was really the only hiccup that I had. And she goes, clean. I can't really tell.

you, but you just have to sit down with a psychologist for a few hours and we'll go from there. And I'm like, and I really pressed her. And she goes, okay. Well, your test came back because there's so many graphs, right? It comes back in graphs. And my graphs spiked at defensive. It came back that you were defensive, which, which I was back then. Maybe I still am. I'm like, I'm like, okay. But that wasn't the main problem. She's not telling me the main problem

because she can't tell me the main problem. I've got to find it out on my own. So I'm in a Nimo. And I know that my test says that I'm defensive. So I'm like, Clint. No matter what, dude, do not look defensive. We sit down and we start talking

and this guy was really arrogant. he said, oh, why do you want to become a police officer? And I'm like, really, dude, I already took the interview. Are you going to interview me now? That's what I remember thinking that. And, you know, I said, I want to help people. I lied. I wanted her to drive fast as what I wanted.

And we're not even hardly into the conversation. You know what he says to me? He thinks he's smarter than me. He goes, you know, you're, he doesn't know that I know. He goes, you're coming across really defensive right now. What do you say it a lot? You're tricking me. You know I'm not coming across as defensive.

I said, oh, holy cow. I guess I am. If that's how you're, if that's your opinion of me, then yeah, I don't know why. But I guess I'll try not to be defensive. Because a defensive person, right, but go, now, I'm not. So just let them have it. shut them right up. Then he started going through my test.

And he asked me this question. I'm like, what? I answered yes on that one. And then he asked me another one. And it was the question was, you like fires. And you put yes. And I'm like, yeah, I love fires.

I love a campfire. Well, good. That's good. And then he says this. You can see animals that other people can't see. You ticked off yes and I went, whoa, what? No, I can't.

I didn't mean to tick off yes. No, I cannot see what, I can't see things that other people can't see, okay? I can't see animals that other people can't see. Something like, something to do with animals. You see animals that other people don't see? You see things that other people don't see? Anyways, the tests told recruiting that I was a nut bar, that I was partially schizophrenic.

So I finished that little interview with him, and I went back home and I called up that. I don't even know who she was. She was in recruiting. Might have been a nurse. I don't know. I can't remember. And she was so relieved. She goes, I go, do you know?

I wrote down yes to I see things that other people don't see. And she goes, I know, Clint, I couldn't say anything to you. Clint, I am so relieved. And she genuinely was relieved that I wasn't crazy. that I wasn't crazy. But it's supposed to be the easiest part, but I made it the most difficult part. Then after the background check,

my file sat down there for a week after week after week, month after month after month, and every time I called her up, she'd go, it's downstairs being read. It needs some final signatures. Every week I would call her and she'd say the same thing. It's a different lady.

Thanks for your call. Hey, Clint. Mike, a member of my... Are you a member or a subscriber? because there's a difference. Well, you said member. So I guess thank you for being member. And right on.

I just want to say thanks for the videos. There hasn't been too many. You've been enjoying your summer. The ones that you've done with that other lady there, they're pretty funny. So hopefully she comes back and does a few more with you. You know what? Her name was felon, and she was funny.

She was funny. And I don't know if she's going to come back and do a few with me. I thought we would have done a couple more by now. Lives in Victoria. Hilarious. Probably one of the funniest people I know. And I, you know what?

I look back at those podcasts and I reviewed them. And I remember at one point she said to me, I'm just here to pump your tires client. And after I reviewed that and made the video, I thought, oh no. This needs to be her podcast too. Like when we do those episodes. I should be pumping her.

tires. She shouldn't be thinking that she needs to pump my tires. This is about her. I'm keeping the funny away from her. The focus is on me and her. That's how it should be. Because I'm telling you, man, one of the funniest human beings out there. Yeah, I don't know what else to say. And she says she's got, I'm not going to say that. I can't keep on talking about her hoots. It's not just wrong. And creepy, right? pair workshop. I guess it's like a practice before you go to Depot. I just ran a 426. A practice before you go to Depot? Stupid.

You ran a 426 in the pair. I know that's good enough not to get sent home in the first few weeks, but obviously upon graduation you need to be under four. Any tricks or Any workouts you can do to increase leg your endurance. Any tips. Stop being fat. Okay.

Lose some weight. That's the best tip I can give anybody who's doing the pair test. And good shoes. Any workouts you can do to increase like your endurance. I know on the fifth and sixth lap, I was kind of running out of steam. Running up the stairs, I was trying to just hit the middle one, hit the top and one on the way down. Doesn't matter how exhausted you are after that part. When you go up to the push and pull, you go like an ape man.

You tell yourself you're not even tired. You don't touch the wall and then touch the ground and then touch the wall on the back and on the stomach and touch the... You go fast as fast as you can. It can be done. You suck it in. You go crazy on that part. You're going to save 10 seconds, maybe 15 right there.

I was running out so I had to take a couple more steps. Just curious what, I know that you did a practice one you said before you went to the depot. No. What was your time when you ran that one? Wasn't a practice one. I did it in an animal for the first time. I didn't. I took my time because they told me I could.

And I wanted to, because it was the first time I ever took it. I was under the impression that if I expended all my energy on those six laps, that when I go to do the push and pull, I wouldn't be able to do it because I have spent all my energy over here. That's not true. But I took my time. I ran lightly.

I got 3.45. Really without really trying. Went to Depo. I got under three minutes, but they penalized me. Let's not get into that part. Videos look forward to air. Thanks. Thanks, dude.

And I got a video for you. I already covered this. Listen to this title. I don't know why the title is this. My titles are so dumb. This is a title of my video. RCMP pair test video. Lower your time.

Okay, look up that one. And another one called pair test tip. You're not going to have a problem. If you start now, getting better shape, endurance exercises man endurance it's what it's all about yeah everybody's going to tell you want to do this one you want to do that one whatever lose weight guys i'm not saying you're fat but you might be you can easily shave 20 seconds off if you start now easy had a guy that went through depot he

finally graduated and it was it took him until like the end to find finally pass a pair test. He scared the hell out of me. He was a big boy. I think that's it. There's so many calls here and I love it that you guys call. I think I'm going to do another one this week. I'm sorry about the beginning. It's 451. Go upstairs. I drink a wine down there. Yeah, yeah. And I don't even know what this is. Basque? Black tea and black. You can't get alcohol at the beer and wine store anymore. Are they still on strike? Isn't the strike over? There is nothing the shelves are empty. So I'm drinking some basque and some basque crisps rose, zero grams of sugar.

And it is nasty, but it's kind of doing the trick. I kind of don't want to go. But I should. Got to do more of these, right? In Dylent, I hope I finally answered your question. You haven't handed in your package yet. Yeah, get rid of those mushrooms, dude. You know, everybody's microdosing mushrooms right now.

I kind of want to do it. Tell you the truth. I might want to try that. Apparently, it's supposed to like do wonders for people who are half insane. So why wouldn't I try it? Anyways, thanks for watching and yeah, bye-bye.