Clinton Jaws - CNN Election Night 2026 - Highlights - This Is Priceless

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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Most offensive thing to me about Tony Hinchcliff is that he's just not funny. He'll gnaws on it. I would say about this, and I've been to many roasts. I was, in fact, the first female roast master for the Fries Club. Oh, wow. Do you guys know how funny Joy is? Joy Behar. He can't stop sweating.

Okay? He's got to watch this. Miss the spot. This is great photo. All right. Close my eyes, I'm told. I follow orders sometimes. Clinton Jaws, when the view goes after somebody that I love that I look up to, who I'm a fan of,

well, I have to go after them a little bit. They've gone after Shane Gillis, Billy Bob Thornton, Joe Rogan. Now Tony Hinchcliffe, why? Why does everybody on the left not like this guy? He tells one joke that they don't like, and they instantly hate him. What that comedian did was not helpful. He has racist comedians opening up. Racist comedian.

One woman was on the fence, but after that comment from the comedian, she said, nope, I'm now, I'm now leaving Trump. They believe Puerto Rican voters are turning up in big numbers, particularly notable, as it comes only about a week and a half after those offensive comments by the comedian. With that racist and sexist Madison Square Garden rally, where the comedian made the racist joke about Puerto Ricans. So they believe that high turnout amongst Puerto Ricans could very well help Paris in a city like... After the Puerto Rican island of garbage, whatever joke at the Madison Square Garden. that we heard. The Madison Square Garden event where that comedian said all those nasty things about Puerto Rican people. That's the square garden thing matters in the end. Watch your sense. I mean, a high Latino

turnout in Pennsylvania, good or bad for the Republicans? I mean, high Latino turnout would be good for Democrats groups. There is no question that is a good thing for Kamala Harris. And the campaign claims they are seeing a high concentration of Puerto Rican registered voters in Philly after a comedian made a vile joke at a Trump rally last month. I have immense anxiety. Well, get out of the wind, woman. You're in Hurricane Force winds. I couldn't believe what they said about Tony on the view the other day.

I'm obviously going to show it to you. Please like this video. It's the only thing I care about. But first, I got to show you something. Election night. Texas Election Night. I'm the only one that watched this. CNN, they did a live stream on TV.

Oh, it was so bad. It was so awkward that I have to show this to you. They are trying so hard to be the internet, to be a podcast, and it's just a complete failure. He can't stop sweating. Okay? He's just got to watch this. Just looking around real quick to see if I can sneak it. No, no tissue?

Okay. I'll just use my hands. That's fine. Welcome to behind the scenes here in television as we try to do this here. Show is starting up right now, so I'm going to get quiet for a minute. I'm going to just reach over here. Let's do a little bit of this. There we go.

Miss the spot. This is great photo. All right, there you go. You get to see John King get sweaty in the studio. Two and a half minutes to me. Here, come on in. Come on in. Come on in.

We have a lot of heroes here, including the great women who work in our hair and makeup room. Heroes. And so we're getting this live on CNN Digital. But when it's really hot in here, and these lights are bright. What happens? They forgot to turn the air conditioning on. This is what happened.

All right. Close my eyes, I'm told. I follow orders sometimes. Sometimes. All right. Grateful. I'm back to work. We go. I hope those of you watching at home are enjoying that. And you see in 2024, I'm getting live help here. I'll stop talking for a minute. I feel fine. It's just very hot in here. Of course, I'm an excellent drive. He is actually dying from the heat. Come on in. You can come past me. and show them the Texas election history. Wow, can't wait to see. So one of the fun things about working here

is that we have a fantastic team, including our new media team, which works on, as I said earlier about now she's doing them from behind. Are there ways to show the big changes that are happening? If only I had any of the talent, leave them alone. I can't say. This is all they did. I can't dance.

But I can take this IFB out, folks, while you get to see a little. What? Mommy on you. You got an inch. Tony, who's helping me out here, has even more talent than Beyonce, and that's saying a lot. Good stuff. All right. Killing it.

More dabbing. We're fans. It's all right. It's all good. All right. Welcome to our special behind the curtain of the magic wall, where you get to see John King actually get an electric fan, get hair and makeup, south of Corpus Christi, this is Kennedy County. You're going down from Corpus Christi along the southeast part of Texas,

right? See the district here. Again, you know, they're old districts and everything like that, but you have that play out right there. Speak. And we got a fan coming in. Wow, this is pretty good. fan is in one of those things that turns and blows air on you like this. I don't know. Mr. Robinson, are you a fan in the other context? He's going to wipe the brow a little bit. Actually, going to take a... You had to wipe a brow.

He's going to take a what? Guys, it's 120 degrees. He's going to take a sip of water, right? No, listen to this. As I take a little quick sip of coffee. Coffee! He's drank, no wonder you're sweating. He's drinking coffee.

Look at the score, guys. 62 to 37th. They don't change. CNN never changes 6040 So you're watching these It's early still And we're not there yet

We're only at about 36% of the vote I swear for 20 minutes He just stood there and it didn't say a word I'm going to put it at the very end You got to see it at the very end The View The Views mad again guys What else is new

Welcome back The Roast of Kevin Hart Didn't go over well With a lot of viewers Who thought some comedians Like Tony Hinchcliff Went too far with racist jokes, including one about

I'm not even going to say what it was about. But her feels differently about this. Take a look. Tony Hinchcliff. Yeah. Like, I don't, like, I don't expect less. I don't expect more. Even though it's a rose and Tony, that's what he does.

They expected you to kind of be the person that would, like, stop it right in the moment or just not allow for certain things. Like, what is it that you expect me? You want me to take a live production and stand up and fight Tony or have a reaction? Like, Tony told a joke, it's a live production. I'm not compromising the live production for a reaction of what?

What do you want to do? Let me drag him off? You want me to fight afterwards? You want to turn it into, like, what? That's not what I agreed to do. You got to see this best part, but first, guys, support my channel and watch this. This episode is brought to you by Native Path, Antarctic krill oil, Omega-3s plus Astis Anthen. I'm on fish oil.

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far the worst set. Cheryl Underwood had the best set if you did watch this road. The worst set, guys. The most offensive thing to me about Tony Hinchcliff is that he's just not funny. He is a bottom feeder who relies on sexism and racism to make jokes. He's a bottom feeder. I said, I was watching this with a woman. If you could believe that. I said, you gotta see this. And I said to her, I said, what's a bottom feeder? I didn't even know. Still don't.

Fish that eat discarded scraps and waste at the bottom of the ocean. He lacks genuine talent. The most offensive thing to me about Tony Hinchcliff is that he's just not funny. Guys, he's just not funny. Let's show how unfunny he is. Audiences clearly hate him. Hey, Tom. This is great.

Nice shoes, bitch. Did you win those in the divorce? Come here, I'll show him up your ass. It's true. Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it deadlifting. So many great quarterbacks up here. You know who doesn't pass?

Kevin Hart on any movie he's offered. Grunk, I'm happy you can take a break from writing Santa letters to be here today. Terrible stuff. I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk backstage. By the way, Drunk, that's Kevin Hart sitting next to you. That's not your shadow.

Nikki has such a bad eating disorder. The industry keeps shoving her down our throat. Yeah. Sam J. everybody killed. I can't play this. I could only play the end of the joke. She, ah, how, no's on it. Oh, hell gnaws on it.

Burke Kreischer is a king. He looks like if the Tiger King and the Liver King, only ate Burger King. and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King. Thank you guys. Thank you, Tom. Thank you, Jeff. Thank you Netflix.

Standing ovation, guys. At the Tom Brady Rost. That's why he went to the other one. Not funny? Bottom feeder? What does Kevin say here? The old hell no. Like that right there?

That right there? I got, Sam, I want to come back and like get them for us both. but that was really good. Yeah, great analysis, Alyssa. Let's keep on going. It gets better. Make jokes. Yeah.

And they're not even funny. They don't land. They don't land. They don't land. They don't land. They don't land. They're occasionally at least funny.

Like, if you're going to be an insel who tries to do comedy, be funny and he's not capable of doing that. He's not capable of being funny. Oh, here comes Troy. What I would say about this, and I've been too many roasts. I was, in fact, the first female roast master

for the Fries Club. Oh, wow. So I know about that. She knows what she's... Did you hear that guy's on the Friars Club? I looked all over. There's no video of her on the Friars Club. She did.

She performed on the Friars Club. She simply never had a televised roast set that made it to air. Her sets were completely cut from the broadcast. God, these people. But she's an expert. I was, in fact, the first female roast master for the Friars Club. Oh, wow. So I know about it.

I didn't air. Anyway, to me, the joke in the roast is about the person who's in the room. Because, like, I did a joke about Barbara Walters, how she slept her way to the top one time. She was there. Now that she's passed away, I would never do that joke. Right. That's the whole premise of a roast is to get a laugh out of the victim. Correct.

Right. And you do very often. You did it to Chris Christie? I did it to Chris Christy. Well, he wasn't laughing that hard. Yeah. But they're sitting there taking all. And, you know, and by the way, so George Floyd has passed away.

Oh, no. They did a joke about Charlie Kirk, who also has passed away. Both of those jokes, to me, are off limits because they're not there. Do you guys know how funny Joy is? Her stand-up is hilarious. Hi. Oh, this is loud. How are you?

Good. Hi, kids. They let 12-year-olds in here tonight? Yeah, all right. It's very nice to be here. Nice to be in California. I'm adjusting. I joined the health club. I haven't gone, but I joined. Why does I go? I gave him $500, let them go. This is how I say it, right, girls? Okay, fine.

I shouldn't really say girls. It's 1989. We're not girls. We're men, is what we are. Anyway, I don't trust an animal who wears a hat with holes in it for his ears, all right? So, what else can I tell you? Should I go on a guy? What do you think? There are some things in a rose that are off limits. That's about the only one.

Because if the person is in the room, if I'm doing a joke about you, and you're there, you're going to laugh. Right. Even if you don't laugh, you've heard it's not behind your back. What's the name Tony Edgegap? He's the same guy who called Puerto Rico during the R&C, an island of garbage. Again, not funny. He's not funny. Like, there was no punchline.

And he was like cool. guy and I'm actually really disappointed in Kevin Hart because he said what if what do I what was I supposed to do he produced that it's not funny anyways thanks for watching bye bye all right here we go