Clinton Jaws - Collecting DNA from Bad Guys
Episode Date: February 7, 2021A Clip from an episode that will be played after the super bowl. There is one course you do not want when your a police officer. Police collecting DNA from bad guys is annoying. I hated collecting DN...A from Bad Guys hotline number 604-330-2512 https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws
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Second time I took it, new staff sergeant said, what am I supposed to do now?
That's what he said.
What you do?
You know what I would have?
And he actually said to me.
Well, what would you do, Clint?
I said, it just sounds like you're not too happy with me.
Well, what would you do, you tell me what you would do?
If somebody came into your office, said they're going to take Pat leave.
And I said, I would stand up and shake their hand and say, congratulations.
I'm having a baby.
That's what I would say.
Sometimes.
Hey, at least I got a story to tell, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I don't know why this is in here.
I have received instruction in the collection of evidence suitable for DNA analysis.
That's got to be the worst one to get.
Clinket, are you, you got a course on DNA?
Like, can you take DNA?
Yeah.
That's one you don't want.
Hell wants to take DNA.
There's somebody at the front counter?
Corporal Jaws?
Are you available to take somebody's DNA?
Well, then I'd go, well, I don't know, you know, I'm in my car.
Might be an hour or two.
Okay, I'll tell them to come back.
Thank God.
Yeah, do that.
Taking their DNA.
Jesus Christ.
Stupid.
Whoever set that up?
Police got to take their DNA?
Figure something else out.
Get a nurse. Why aren't the nurses taking their DNA?
