Clinton Jaws - Cops Playing Music While being Recorded Genius

Episode Date: February 21, 2021

Is there anything better than cops playing music while being recorded? Call it weaponized copyright and its a beautiful thing. Finally, a way to fight back peacefully. Every Police Officer should be doing this. Former police officer, Clinton Jaws, talks about the fun police can have when a camera is pushed in their face. call my hotline [phone] https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

But do you know about these people, these auditors, they get video cameras, they get their phone, and they go up to police, and they want police to say something that they don't like, and they bait them into saying something, they bait them into arresting them, and they're just real, like a bothersome, their annoyance. Weird being a cop right now, guys. Every time you show up anywhere, immediately a video camera is on you. It's on you. And you can't act yourself. You feel like you can't act yourself. Everything you do is videotape now. Everything.

I'm filling this. I'm filming this. You're being filmed. Idiot. Anyways, I can't stand watching these videos where people run up to police officers. But I've been watching Duncan lately. Duncan office. Do you see what's going on at Duncan?

They got these crazy people showing up at Duncan? I'm going to tell you what you need to do, cops. Just watch this. idiot. Watch these, these idiots. Dumbass. Stortionists. Oh, you have a YouTube channel too? Oh, awesome. I can't wait to see it. Oh, look how pretty they are in the uniforms.

Does it smell like bacon? I smell. Real rotten bacon. These are the real fucking criminals of society right here. Royally corrupt murderous pigs. Chicken shit. I can see if I can get a badge number out of this. Hello? Do you guys see anyone from their homes today? Okay, so what happened was in Beverly Hills, this police officer gets one of these guys coming into the office, goes into their office. The office is open, walks right into the front counter.

And the cop, he starts playing music. Genius! Because when they, if you play music, they can't post their crap, they can't post their shit on YouTube because YouTube, you can't play music on YouTube. It's a copyright issue. So if I'm that cop, I am cranking the music. when this idiot stick is talking to me. You gotta do it. Can you do it?

Please, will you? This nutcase isn't Duncan, and he comes across a cop that I liked. This is what happens in Duncan, okay? Nope. Do you see the do not enter sign? For cars? That's a traffic sign, is it not?

Sorry, that was a question. Is it not? You're not going to answer? No, he's busy, you dummy. Good, sir. Good, you? Okay, this guy. This guy is

I like this cop. But wouldn't it be kick ass if he came out with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder? That would be genius. I would love, that would go viral. Dude, what can I help you with today? I'm just wondering why you guys are so afraid of cameras. Yeah, so can I help you with anything at this time? Yeah, sure.

You can answer some questions. Who is the officer who came out and talked to me earlier? Why don't you come inside and you can talk about it? I can take a statement from you. See, I love that. I'm going to take a statement from you. He knows what he's doing. knows what he's saying. He knows that idiot stick isn't going to come in for a statement.

So it's a perfect thing to say. You got to complain? Let's go inside and take a statement. No, because he has to turn off his video camera. And he, Wingnut knows that. He knows that he has to turn off his video camera and it's just going to waste his time by giving this police officer a statement. And I love how the police, that's what I would have said. I used to always say that when people would just kind of complain. I'd be like, they would foam me up. It'd be like three in the morning. My neighbor's doing this. My neighbor's doing that. Oh, okay. Okay. Come on down. I'll take a statement from you because that's where you start. And the moment you say, come on down, I'll take a statement from you. Well, that's work for them. They don't want to do that. Do you know how many files I concluded

by saying exactly what that cop said? Can I help you with anything else? No. No. So if you want to make a complaint, you want to come inside, I'll be happy to have a conversation with you. Okay. If I want to make a complaint? Yeah. Okay. I'll come in and make a complaint. Sure. All right. Kevin's a second. Please, thank you. Turn your camera off.

We have no camera and those off. Oh, well, then that's not going to happen. No. Okay. I love that guy. You know he's wound right up. He just wants to, oh. You know, these idiots, they goate you.

They want you to arrest them. They want you to break some kind of rule. That's what they want. That they want confrontation. This guy is just like, just please come at me. Do some. Touch me. Then I can touch you.

back. Okay. Then I think we're done here unless you have anything else. No, I just wanted to confirm that you are going to violate my rights. Thank you. Thank you for that. Have a good day. You too. Don't violate anybody else's rights. Yep. I want that guy on my watch if I had a watch. Guys, I swear to God, please get a ghetto blaster. Put a, put a bunch of double Ds in that baby. Double Ds? And I know you have a ghetto blaster, okay? Your cops. Guaranteed you have a ghetto blaster in your garage. Bring it to work.

If you do this, if you play the music, they can't post this shit. And it's going to make my day. And if you send it to me, I will give you free gifts. I swear to God I will. If that cop and Duncan would have came outside with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder, how can you get in trouble for that? Well, I like music, you know what I mean? I like music.

I like listening to music. Although my old inspector, he would call it discourteous conduct guaranteed. Well, it's clint. It's being discourteous. You're held to a higher standard. No, no, no, you're allowed to listen to music. When they come around, put on your music, your phone's not enough, make it loud. Bring a get up blaster.

You guys are fucking goofy. It does. You, you know, do you grow up and fucking feel cool? Do you like, feel proud? out of yourself what you do every day because like you know you didn't get you you got no chicks you fucking sleep in a bed with a chick last night no dude you're a nerd I like this song I'll be right with you you think I did I'll answer that question bro you're fucking our loser fucking tab you're just another number on the list bud you're a fucking nerd

you ever can you even grow facial hair your little baby If you guys do this, I will give you presents. I swear to God I will give you presents. Play some meatloaf. You gotta do something. They're gonna lose their minds. And it's gonna be funny. You gotta have some fun at work.