Clinton Jaws - Crowd Goes Silent as Bill Maher Gets Emotional Over Trump Break Up!

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

Bill Maher Opens Up On Real Time With Bill Maher About Trump And His Friendship. Bill Maher Also puts Don Lemon And Adam Shciff In Their Place.#trump #usa

What's bizarre is, Don, but I'll prove now I don't have the dreaded TDS. Wait a minute, he's tweeting at you for having dinner with him and he hates you. What are you talking about? Process until November. But you seem to be avoiding the question, or maybe you do think you can have it both ways. That's all you got. That's all you Democrats have. You know where I am? You know what? Maybe I'll show it to you. Clinton Jaws, last week on real-time with Bill Maher, the whole world missed something. Bill was apologizing to Trump.

This is how he opened his monologue. Also, this week, war. Did you hear about that thing? We bombed Iran and it's going on. Now, have you expected me to say, I hate it? I don't. Sorry, when he puts boots on the ground? Yeah, that I'll hate it.

Now, I know too many happy Iranian-American, sorry. Bill thought he was forced to apologize. How do you know that, Clint? Why would you say that, Clint? I was talking to a guy. And he told me, Clint, you got to watch Friday. Bill's going to do a montage of all of Trump's greatest hits. He's going to say every single thing that Trump has done well

because of the tweet that Trump sent out about Bill, calling him a jerk saying the dinner was a waste of time. So I seen the episode as Bill trying to patch up things with Trump. Let's watch. And yeah, I'm not at home. What's bizarre is, Don, I'm one of the few people on your enemy's list who is backing you on this sort of, we'll see.

And yet today, today. This is today, March 6th. At 8.50 a.m., he tweets about the war. There will be no deal until we have unconditional surrender, important statements we put out. An hour later, eight posts about me. I'm not joking. Takes it personal.

The people that Mediate wrote a headline that said, here's why Trump is raging at Bill Maher in the middle of an actual war. Why? Tell me. He gets Don Lemon here too And Adam Shipp. Thank God I didn't spend the night All right

We all have seen it I'm going to show it to you again He sets up the perfect trap Beautiful and Don Lemon What's happening with our allies Hard to see how that Well allies Russia now has lost Syria

They've lost Venezuela They're going to lose Cuba And they've lost Iran So he's lost four allies Yeah Yeah. That doesn't matter. What you said about this statement, that doesn't matter?

What you said about what you said? I don't answer. The president had the constitutional authority to direct the use of military force because he could reasonably determine that such use of force was in the national interest. That's too vague for you? Totally vague. Okay. Because that's from Obama, about Libya.

Well, Obama made the argument initially that he could go into sea. easy to get these guys. Does the same to Don. Don Lemon. The first article of the Constitution, everything goes through Congress. Everything should go through Congress. And if that is not happening, it should. And, you know, Donald Trump is not a king. He thinks that he's a king and he's being allowed to get away with all of these things that he's not a monarch. But he gets away with it. But the last time we declared war was 1942. So this has been happening for a long time. I mean, that's true. That's true. That's how easy it is. Here's the montage that I was talking about. I'm sorry, Trump.

Okay, three weeks ago, I woke up to some things the president had written on his truth social media platform that somehow were not true. I don't know how they got in there. It's not like the president to just make things up when he's mad. But on this occasion, he did, which I forgive, but on Valentine's Day, that hurt. You are, if anything, a man who wears his heart on his sleeve, and so you did hear listing your accomplishments and how hurt you feel. people, including me, have not recognized them enough.

He's hurt, too. I understand that feeling. You texted me soon after the dinner complaining I was still part of the lunatic left. But I'll prove now I don't have the dreaded TDS. First off, despite all the hate I got from my side, I never threw you under the bus and said, oh, you're right, I shouldn't have eight steak with Hitler. Because that's stupid. You say, no mention of the perfect border.

The border is closed. The border's a win. The border's a win. You mentioned the mass removal of stone cold criminals. This is what got Trump elected. We're going to get the gangs out. We don't want to become the kidnap country. They're taking out of Iran's nuclear capability.

I was very supportive of bombing the nuclear facility in Iran. I thought that was great. Venezuela. Do I love everything about it? No. But do I hate it? No. If he somehow gets Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

all to be not these horrible places they were, He should get a Nobel Peace Prize. The return of the hostages in the peace deal in the Middle East, where the liberal panel was praising you. A lot of people tried to pull this off. He did. Give him credit. If he's good at getting deals done overseas, give him credit for it. And here's a few you didn't even mention.

The Golden Dome Missile Shield. Just because Trump thought of it, I'm not against it. NATO. He said, look, NATO hasn't been paying their fair share. I'm going to make them do that. He wasn't wrong about that. Israel, moving Israel's embassy to Jerusalem, loved it. Animals and marijuana.

He did an animal rights thing that all my Peter friends loved. Pot is not a schedule one anymore. Thank you. Penises. Penises do not belong in women's prisons. He's not wrong about that. And not just penises. Ballroom.

We don't have a place when they have state dinners. They're doing an tent. This is America. So do I give a shit that he's doing this to the White House? I really don't. And the economy? About a month ago, I said, look, I had to own it. I said, I thought by July 4th, the economy would be in the shitter, and it wasn't.

I was wrong. Anyways, I wanted to show that to you. I love the feud. They broke up. I know they're going to get back together. It's kind of priceless. Bill wants so hard for Trump to like him, even though he goes so hard against them. And Trump wants to like Bill.

Thanks for watching. You know where I am. You must see the palm trees in the window. You know what? Maybe I'll show it to you. Want to see? See, that's a difference between you and me, Don. I can admit when I'm wrong, and I can be honest. In fact, I may be the last person from the lunatic left

that is still an honest broker when it comes to you. I always want the American president to succeed, and I do give credit when you have. But there's lots of stuff you do. That is not my idea of success, and I have every right to say so in a democracy. Don, there are things that you do that we, not just me, but we, I mean, even the people who are too scared to talk to you straight, just don't get about you. Taking the side of autocrats instead of democratic allies around the world? Who hates Canada?