Clinton Jaws - Crowd Roars As Scott Jennings Humiliates CNN & NAILS Trump Impression

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

Crowd Roars As Scott Jennings Humiliates CNN & NAILS Trump Impression

To be honest, Scott was a little bit average. But then I came along and now he's terrific. Not bad. He called me up on the stage. Uh-oh. We've got this guy. Where's Scott? Oh, this'll be the end of Scott on CNN. That's right.

You have to hear the rest. I don't want to ruin it. Clinton Jaws, all this time you guys thought I lived in my motorhome, but I actually own a house. And this is my new death. which is, can you see it? This thing is unbelievable. I don't even know why I'm showing you this. Anyways, we're going to be talking about Scott Jennings. CNN Republican host on CNN.

The only reason CNN is doing any good is because of this guy. And I don't normally say this about people because I'm just not that guy, but I'm actually pretty proud of this guy. Six months ago, I didn't know who he was. no idea who Scott Jennings was and look what he has done look what he's created for his career one of the best political hosts there are what makes him so good because he tells the truth that's all you got to do guys turns out telling the truth makes money I'm going to show you what he says at a gala dinner he makes a speech that is I thought it was awesome I'm also going to show you what I did on top of a desk the other day.

I love watching people do impressions of Trump. Bill Maher. Bill Maher, he does a terrible impression of Trump, but it's hilarious. And Scott Jennings, he does one. And yes, there's bananas on my desk. The things he says, I'm like, don't say that you're going to get fired. Don't, don't kid yourself. CNN would turn around and fire this guy in a heartbeat. Look what they did to Pierce Morgan.

Pierce Morgan. He's number one in his. his niche. They fire him. He tells you right here why CNN's doing so well, mostly because of him. But even though I'm often one man standing a thwart a braying mob, I don't really feel lonely anymore because over the last several months, an amazing online community has grown up around some of these debate moments that are going viral on CNN. People who haven't watched the network in years or maybe never at all are tuning in or seeing the clips and they're social media feeds. I think at a minimum, what we're doing at 10 o'clock each night is making

cable news interesting and watchable. We're making cable great again. But I think television is relatively boring if you just put five or six people out there who agree on everything. That's true. And are only there to congratulate each other on their increasing levels of smugness. MSNBC. We don't learn anything from that. And CNN. That sort of television, I think, just plunges us further into our ideological bubbles that are destroying. our collective ability to disagree with each other. These conversations among Democrats and Republicans, or Republican in this case, among the rural and the urban, among men and women, young and old, these are good things.

These are necessary things about the lies that we were told about Joe Biden. Oh, behind closed doors, he's fine. He's riding unicycles and juggling knives and doing trigonometry blindfolded. I forgot about that. Trigonometry. What would they say about the enormous conspiracy that was required to cover up this impairment? What would they say about the coordinated smear campaign against anyone who dared question it? And what would they say about the clear fact that unelected people were making decisions in a constitutional republic in the name of a president who had no idea what was going on?

Right here he talks about Elon Moss. He talks about about the woke and he wrecks them rightly so. Why is all this happening? Because a guy who makes a car and used to be a Democrat switched sides and supported Donald Trump and joined his administration. That's all. That's Elon's great sin. He made a political choice. He engaged in political speech. And now he and his workers and his customers are paying for it. Tim Walz, your governor, That's right. Who is a total buffoon? I'm so sorry for you people. My God. Tim Walz now pulls out his phone during his speeches and he says, I watch the Tesla stock ticker. Now this is a man who said in the presidential campaign he'd never owned a stock or a mutual fund in his life. But now he has the Tesla stock ticker. He says it gives him a boost when it goes down. Now this company has 80,000 American workers and you guys own like 1.6 million.

shares of it. So good. It's utter derangement. However, in better news, since Walt's made the comment, Tesla stock is up about 50% in the last month. Terrible month for Tim Walls. I think maybe Monday morning we should call him and ask him for five other companies that he hates. We'll all pool our money. By Friday, we'll all be retired. There is not a person in American politics more in over their head than Tim Walz. No kidding. He once explained during the campaign why he lied so much. He said, well, I'm just a knucklehead. I said, why does this man continue insulting knuckles this way? I don't understand. What did they ever do to you? Here's a quote from Tim Walls about Elon Musk. I'm not a vindictive person, but I take great pleasure in the

fact that this guy's life is going to get very, very difficult. It is a dangerous combination, folks. Unbridled buffoonery combined with an extremely mean spirit. Now, the message that I take away from this kind of attitude is clear and unmistakable. Silence yourselves or we'll do it for you. Jimmy Kimmel, the late-night comedian, ... Idiot. ...lead his audience the other night, and hoops and cheers for Tesla to fail as a company. He delivered a very unsubtle message that he was A-OK with the vandalism that was going on against the cars.

You should watch the video. He's very clear. but of greater concern his audience could not get enough of it silence yourselves or we'll do it for you that's always the message the stench of censorship and intimidation is always right on the edge of our politics

and it must be rejected wherever we find it let me talk about President Trump for a few minutes oh god guys let me just tell you a quick story I actually met him for the first time in February you got to hear this This is the main event right here. But first, I want you to see what this desk is all about. How many desks have you bought in your lifetime?

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He's dominated almost my entire professional existence for the last decade. Trump. And all my conversations. But I hadn't met him until February. So I went over to the Oval Office to pitch him on a book idea, which I'm happy to report is now available for pre-order. The Revolution of Common Sense is the title. I'd read his book.

If you have $30, there it is, you can pre-order it right now. Why aren't you pulling out your phones? I don't understand. So I go into the Oval Office to see the President. I hadn't been in there since 2008 when George W. Bush was in office, so open the door. door. Almost the entire cabinet is in there. I walk in and he looks up from the resolute desk and he says, you look terrific. I mean, you look good on TV, but in person, you look terrific. Have a seat. So I plopped down on the couch next to Scott Bessent, the secretary of the

Treasury. Does everybody here know Scott? He's like our best guy. Pretty good. Scott, tell Marco what you would do about the Panama Canal. If you have $30, you can read the rest. honest, Scott was a little bit average, but then I came along and now he's terrific. Not bad. The whole time I was sitting there, I was thinking, I don't know who in the hell was running the country the last four years, but I sure as hell know who's running it right now. One of the reasons I think Trump has been successful is that he has given millions of people who think they have no voice the feeling that someone finally speaks for them in the way that they would speak if they were handed the microphone.

No longer do people expect their politicians to speak perfectly. They want their politicians to speak authentically. Yeah! Trump's new coalition contains millions of people who aren't connected to either party. People who have no interest in being labeled Democrat or Republican, but a lot of interest in feeling like they're just supporting plain old common sense. I travel with the president to Michigan aboard Air Force One. on April 29th, his 100th day in office.

I'm trying to finish this book. So he takes me to Michigan to observe the 100th day. At the rally that night in McComb County, Michigan, he summed it up. The last 14 weeks is really just a restoration of common sense when you think about it. Whether you're right or left or whatever the hell you are, that's all it is.

Just common sense. The crowd roared. And then he did the most unexpected thing. He called me up on the stage. Uh-oh. We've got this guy. Where's Scott? Oh, this will be the end of Scott on CNN.

Don't worry, Scott. If they fire you, we'll take care of you. I'm like 150 feet away from the stage. So I start jogging up there. And the whole time I'm thinking, I've got to keep this short and keep it funny. So I said, people of Michigan. When we were flying in here, admiring all your farms.

Maybe I'll get a farm in Michigan. Because when you own as many libs as I do, you gotta have a place to put them all. Trump, who is also in addition to being president, the greatest stand-up comedian working today, approved of the joke and laughed and shook my hand and ushered me off the stage. I thought it was pretty good.

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