Clinton Jaws - CTV Embarrasses RCMP

Episode Date: August 31, 2020

Former police officer talks about Langley RCMP and the time the cops came to his house while he had a hot tub party. CTV creates a story around a picture and tries to embarrass the Langley RCMP. The Langly Mayor grabs woman's booby while standing beside the Boss of the Langley RCMP. Who cares. Yes I use the word Rukus. The correct word was raucous but oddly they basically mean the same thing so I did not edititititeddd that part. - shout out to bosses of the RCMP who loved to threaten CODE OF CONDUCTS. Fear is a form of control dont you know. https://www.clintonjaws.com/

Hmm. Good morning. Damn it. And it is morning. It is a beautiful day. Another beautiful day in Canada. Awesome out. Having some coffee. Just finished some flapjacks with a little Antimima on it. Got to get my Antimima. They're going to ban an Antimima coming up because why am I talking about Antimima? I guess the logo on the bottle of Antimima offended. a small group of people and they have to get rid of it now. There's a lot of offending going on, right? People are offended a lot.

People are probably, I'm probably offending people. I don't mean to, I just don't, I just say what's on my mind. Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. Right? Right. But I wish the world would loosen up a bit. Really do. Sitting at home the other night and I got a message from, uh, A girl I used to work with in Langley.

She sent me a video clip that I'm going to show you. We ended up being good friends. Me and my wife used to hang out with her and her husband. And he was a good shit. He was. And she was lucky because he wasn't a cop. He wasn't a cop. Could you imagine being a cop and being married to another cop?

I couldn't imagine that. That is what the fuck. I couldn't imagine that. Having a dinner? Having dinner with a cop every night? Oh my God. What would you guys talk about? What would...

It would be cop stuff, right? Oh, man, that would be painful. Coming home and talking about cop stuff. Or it's your day off. And the wife's coming home from work. And you get to hear all about our pursuit. You know, nothing more boring than hearing... No, I don't want to hear about your pursuit, honey, okay?

I don't care that you went fast. There was nothing more boring than going to Tim Horton's and sitting with a bunch of cops and listening to Dolly Wall's story about a pursuit. I swear to God, man, you bring up your pursuit. I'm taking these timbits, and I'm out of here. I don't care that you buried the needle, okay? I buried the needle dozens of times. It's not a big deal, okay? He went around a corner.

He went around a corner. There's nothing more boring than hearing a cop talking about a pursuit. And then the watch commander called it off. Do you believe that? He called it off. I would have caught him. Yeah, sure you would. You don't even know how to do a pit maneuver, okay?

You wouldn't have got him. Oh, why am I talking about that? I just think about the Tim Horton times. You know, sometimes it was good. But you work with them all day long, all shift long, four shifts, 48 hours. You drink coffee with them. You watch them eat their timbits.

There's nothing more grosser than watching a cop eat a timet. There's little laughing. We're all serious. Just soft giggles like I've said before. Sent me this clip. And by the way, you were a pleasure to work with. I like working with you. I hope you see you soon. Sent me a clip. A little thingy dingy on Langley Detachment. I'm sure most of you watched it. They talked about Langley Detachment. Superintendent, I think it was. The boss of Langley Detachment. Okay, watch this clip. It's really short. We're going to talk about it. of the Langley RCMP detachment is no longer in charge and Mounties aren't saying why, though as John Woodward reports, it could have to do with a party, public dollars, and favors

for the mayor. So we know the concerns have been out there. That's Superintendent Murray Power, officer in charge of the Langley RCMP detachment. At least he was until mid-August. That's all we know is that he's been reassigned. We don't know where. We don't know why. Exactly why is a mystery, though CTV News has obtained a series of emails about a party in January organized by the Langley City Mayor called the Mayor's Gala. The event raised some $56,000 for a local charity and became, according to some photos, a raucous event. But it also raised concerns at a city council meeting because even though it used city logos

and was co-sponsored by the RCMP, it was technically a private event. I heard wonderful things about your gala and I heard it was very successful. I hope in moving forward that we can just do everything how it should be done. In the emails, the mayor asks Superintendent Power if Mounties can attend paying $150 a ticket. Power asks his staff, how can we get more members there? Offering this carrot, four-hour OT shift approved by me is enough to cover costs for two persons. Criminologist Rob Gordon says if that overtime was paid, it's public money going to a private event with a lot of political pressure. That's wrong. I think the superintendent needs to have a course on ethics.

We approached the RCMP and asked how much public money was spent here. They told us it's a private matter. Not true, says MP Don Davies. He's the NDP's deputy public safety critic. These are public tax dollars, so the public has a right to know. And I think we as parliamentarians who have oversight responsibilities over the RCMP ought to be demanding full accountability. and transparency in what went on here. This is news? Where is he? Where's the boss of Langley detachment?

What happened to him? You know they sat down at their briefing in the morning. They're trying to come up with clips, right? They're trying to come up with clips. Hey, you know what I heard? Bob? You know what I heard? That guy that runs Langley Detachment?

He's not there anymore. You know why? You know why I think? This pitcher. See this picture? Yeah, that's why he's not there anymore. He got in trouble. So, and then Peter said, I'm going to do a story on it.

I'll do a story on it. I'll incorporate the pitcher, him not being in Langley anymore. Nobody's saying anything. And, yeah, we'll just develop our reason why we think he's not in Langley. Believe me, this guy is not in Langley. He's, it has nothing to do with the pitcher and it has nothing to do with the email, why he's not in Langley anymore. If I had to guess.

Okay? If I had to guess, it's not the reason. I watched the video about five or six times, and I'm trying to pick out the bad stuff in it. Okay, what's bad, what's good? I know the good stuff. But what's the bad stuff? And I'm like, okay, let's break it down.

Let's break it down. The bad stuff is, what did I come up with? he sent an email to the mayor, sent an email. She wants to have more members attend this charity event. And he writes back, four hour OT shift approved by me. What's wrong with that? Is there something wrong with that?

That sounds, yeah, okay. All overtime is approved by him. Every single overtime claim that goes through that detachment is most likely approved by him. So what I read from it, and maybe I'm an idiot, but I just think he's saying, hey, a lot of members can afford $150.50. We got a lot of overtime happening in Langley. All they got to do is do an overtime shift. There's probably overtime shifts weekly at that detachment.

I would guess. There used to be when I worked there. I tried to come up with another bad thing, but I might be way off, okay? But I don't see him. See, the news is making as though he sent an email to all the members and said, Hey, if you guys want to go to this chariot event, I'm going to create some overtime that's not real. You just hand in a claim and I'll fill it out. Those are your tickets.

Now, if he did that, that'd be pretty insane. I'm fairly certain he didn't do that. Now let's break it down. What do they call it? What kind of event? What was it? Ruckus? Ruckus.

event? I had to look up ruckus. A noisy fight or a disturbance. Okay. I've been to RCMP parties. They're pretty tame. Most of them. Yes, some do get carried away, I'm sure, but they're usually pretty boring, and I can guarantee you at that charity event. See how they exaggerate shit? Ruckus event? No, it was not a ruckus event. I never went, never heard anything about it. But it was boring as shit. The only exciting moment was when that pitcher got taken. I guarantee you, they weren't noisy, they weren't loud, it wasn't crazy, wasn't wild, it wasn't ruckus. Ruckus of that. Bullshit. Half of the members don't even drink anymore. A lot of them are

pretty boring. What else can we say about the video? Okay? The pitcher? I assume that's the mayor. assume that's the mayor. I'm assuming. What's wrong with that? They're having a little fun. What? They got they got boobies, okay? A girl grabbed onto a booby. Big deal. How did they get a picture of that? Anyways, when I first watched it, I thought, those are two girls that I want to have over if I have a party. Our next party, me and the wife, need to invite those. They look like fun. don't they look like fun? It was a joke. Big deal.

Big deal. But yeah. Yeah, I'd have them over. And they're probably a blast. I didn't like that part of the job when I was a cop. You had to watch what you did. You had to watch.

You're looked upon as a higher standard. It felt so good. Shouldn't tell this story. I almost needed to do. glass of wine telling this story. Should I save it? Nah. Maybe I'll edit it. Edit it out. When I retired, the night I gave notice that I was going to retire, a weight lifted off of me. I felt like I couldn't get in trouble anymore. That feeling of always, you know, fuck I'm going to get in trouble. You go on your days off and you're like, oh, I'm going to start my shift. Boss is going to come up to me.

start giving me shit about something I know it. What did I do wrong? What did he find in one of my files? One of my... I'm thinking about this on my days off. Then you show up. Then you have the boss come up to me and he's... Clint, is just your first day or second day?

I'm like, you know, okay, it's my first day. Oh, okay. He walks away. Always happen. And I always think, oh, what does he want to tell me tomorrow? He doesn't want to talk about it today. wants to tell me to I'm sure as shit, you know, towards the end of the shift on the second day shift.

Hey, Clay, can you come into my office? Yeah. I've got a problem with the exhibit custodian, or court liaison has an issue with you. That shit like that, right? It's like you hurt her feelings. We had a reader in Mission, and we got into an argument. His name was Dell. What was his last name?

No, it wasn't Doe. Dale, I can't remember the last night. I got into an argument with one day, but we worked it out. Just reminded me of something that was a funny story that I'm not going to tell. So I find out, I don't find out, I retire.

The woman gets off work at 11 and 11 at night, okay? She was working late. I go on the hot tub and I don't wear clothes when I go on the hot tub. Why am I telling this story? Just reminded me. Yeah, okay. So I go on the hot tub and

I'm butt flapping. My flat ass is shimmering in the moonlight. I'm nude. Okay? I'm nude. The wife comes home. She's coming down the sun deck and her towel. She's got a bathing suit on.

I don't know why. And two of my friends show up. A guy and a girl. They show up on a bicycle. And they come into my backyard with her bike. They got booze. I'm in the hot tub nude, they were going to surprise us.

They were going to go into the hot tub hoping that we weren't in it and they were going to tax us saying, hey, we're in your hot tub. Anyways, so I'm like, oh, shit, okay. I'm new guys, I'm just warning you. So we go on the hot tub. Had a great, great night. It was fun as shit. We got goofy.

We got silly. You know, I wasn't, I felt free. We partied. We partied hard that night. At one point, I think the girls were on the trampoline in the backyard. It was pretty funny. And then maybe I shouldn't say it. His name was Ben, okay?

Ben goes on the trampoline. He's bouncing around on the trampoline. Who pulls up in the backyard? A cop from my detachment. Okay? And he comes over. And I've never had a good conversation with this guy. Hard worker, though.

I forget his name. Hard worker, though, but not somebody I'm going to. invite to a party or have a good conversation with you. You know what I mean? But he works his ass off. And he comes over. It opens up the gate and has his flashlight. And I felt like I'm not going to get, I don't, like I don't give a shit. I honestly, I didn't care. I got two broads in the hot tub. They're nude. I felt pretty cool. He doesn't know it's me. He looks at me. He can't believe it's me. He's like, what? We got the music fucking blaring. Blaring. And he goes, Clint.

Clint. And in my mind, I'm like, what, bra? Chill. But I said, what? I think he said my name, because he couldn't believe what was me. And he was just confirming it and said, that's Clint. He didn't ask me any other questions after that. But he did say, can you guys turn down the music to my, the other girl? And she said something funny. Like, well, if I, get out, you're going to see all my bits and pieces and I'm naked here. The funny, the story is a lot more funnier in my mind than telling you right now. We still laugh about it, okay? You had to be there.

So he shuts off the music and says, you're pissing off your neighbors. And I'm like, I don't give a rat fuck if I'm pissing off my neighbors. This is what I'm thinking, right? I'm retired. I don't care. And big deal, what, it's what, 1130? and we asked him what time it was or something like that and he just blurted out it's 4.30 in the morning we're like what it's 4 30 we had no idea no idea it was 4 30 in the morning

anyway so he needed a name for the file and he grabbed the girl's name and I'm not going to get into that part I want to get anybody in trouble but that was a boring story my point was I I don't know what my point was, but it was just, we're held to a higher standard. Fuck. Who created that? It was just nice. I don't miss that part. Like, you know, I like being bad.

Like, you can be bad now. When you retire, you can be, like, you don't have to worry about shit that you're going to get a code of conduct if you do that. If you go to a party and somebody grabs your tits, you're going to get a coat of conduct. You don't have to worry about that shit anymore. guaranteed well maybe not guaranteed but i i could see getting pulled into the office if they come to my hot tub noise complaint i could see getting pulled into the office and you know paddock somebody you'd be like oh you know i'm telling you you keep that behavior up clean you're gonna get a code of conduct okay i'm telling you man you can't be doing that you can't be pissing off your neighbors

4.30 in the morning, man. And I heard it was, you know, decent acts going on in that hot tub. There was no clothing? I don't approve of that. He once warned me. I drove my brother home and somebody told on me in a cop car. I drove him home. I wouldn't be doing that, Clint.

You're going to get a code of conduct for driving your brother home. Is that right? Is that right? Bullshit. The threats of code of conducts, the threatening of code of conducts. I could do 10 episodes on that. Anyways, so it's nice. That part of being retired is nice because you don't have to worry about getting in trouble, even though part of me still worries about getting in trouble and I'm retired.

So the point of the story, unfortunately, you've got to watch what you do when you're a cop. Unfortunately. That part sucks. Back to the video. These are two girls that I would invite to my party. They look like a lot of fun. They find people are, can't have fun though. Can't have fun.

Fun is not allowed. And what did this boner say? Listen to this. I think that's wrong. I think the superintendent needs to have a course on ethics. Oh, I think that's wrong. What's up what you think, Gordon? Who's this dude?

Who gives this shit? What you think? It needs to have a course on ethics. RCMP can't even have a Christmas party without all the members paying for it. They're not allowed to have any parties. They have to pay for it. Whatever. Whatever.

When I work for Shaw Cable, they have 3,000 person party in Vancouver at the nicest place in the entire world. when the wife worked for Shaw Cable Who's paying for that? Well, you guys are because you buy subscriptions to Shaw Cable But anyways, can't have parties and Rob Golden thinks it's wrong

There's really not much I can say About this fucking video. It really isn't. It's just ridiculous. It's so stupid, it's so boring. Grasping, they're grasping. They're grasping for news. Look, look who are they interviewing?

A criminologist is wrong. guy over some hoots grasping graspin ruckus of vent my ass well clay you want to hear about my pursuit i had the other night no sat i don't okay i don't want to hear about your boring pursuit okay in the in the time you had to arrest a guy that was fighting you no more police stories please and when you come over tonight don't talk about policing please don't isn't it funny isn't it funny you you You get given a badge, and then when you retire, they put it in a floating piece of plastic, and you get a fake badge, and I have a fake badge in my pocket. They take your gun away.

Isn't that incredible? I was a 250 shot. I was a sharpshooter, and they took my gun away. I don't think retired members should have their guns taken away. If they went through use of force training, if they went, the training I had with my firearm is incredible. If one person in this world should have a firearm, it's me. I should have one. But they take it away. They should, union, change that rule. All retired members get to keep their guns.

Okay? I can go on and on and on. And I just want to have a good day. It's getting on. So I was going to go on and on on on. I was going to talk about a couple other videos that are pretty interesting with this. What the hell is his name? foreign worth foreign man foreign foreign worth coming out and talking about COVID but let's uh keep it short was that short how long one yeah that was kind of short this might be a 15 12 minute or right I might take a lot of shit out of here I don't know if I should have I shouldn't have said did I say tasty package sorry about that I shouldn't have said that I shouldn't

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