Clinton Jaws - Funniest TRUMP CAN'T WIN Compilation - This Is Priceless!

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

They were so Wrong on every level. Trump Can't Win.

Still the holidays? This video requires no introduction and no commentary. Could he actually win? No freaking way! Well, I'm gonna support the Republican nominee, and I'm comfortable that it's not gonna be Donald Trump. There's not gonna be a President Donald Trump. Um, that's not gonna happen. I'll make a prediction though for you. I don't really get into predictions much, but this one I'll go way out on a limb.

Donald Trump will never, ever be present. of the United States. Donald Trump will never be elected President of the United States. Number one. Trump's going to lose. He's going to lose badly. He's going to be, he's going to be wrecked.

I don't know what the electoral college count's going to be at the end of this, but it's going to get loud and it's going to get hard for him. Am I going to worry about it? First of all, I'm not going to worry about it, Phil, because he's not going to win. I put my marker down on this last week. I am not even... You said before

that's not going to do it. That's not going to do it. not going to do it. This time he said this is right. That's why I feel like I have credibility on this issue. I have been known as a Trump alarmist and now I'm saying I'm not even I'm not even nervous Donald Trump will not be called president he will never be president of the United States their panic is extraordinary their events in Georgia and North Carolina are basically about as well attended as a Pokemon card trading convention in in ass crack Alabama and uh And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leading the Republican ticket. Next.

I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on. Sorry to laugh. And which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump. This is a campaign in free fall. You're not going to be president, all right? Donald Trump is here today, gone tomorrow, candidate for president of the United States. Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States.

I knew it. Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States. He's not going to be president of the United States. Donald Trump is now in the same position that he described Hillary Clinton in 2016. He's weak. And then you say that Donald Trump has the best day in the entire world. Magic kissing that next. Completely outperforms expectations.

And he wins all of the toss-up states. He wins all five of those states plus that electoral college vote in Maine that he's after. He wins all of the toss-ups, which would be insane because nobody wins all of the toss-up states. Nobody. Even if Donald Trump did win all of the toss-up states, he would still lose. Do not tell me that Donald Trump is in this to win this, okay? He's a side show. This is going to turn a three-ring circus into a freak show.

He's not running for president. He's running for Keep Me Famous. I thought this was maybe some strategy for a new reality show. How should Republicans handle Donald Trump? Ignore him. And Donald Trump is not going to be the nominee of this party. Well, I don't think it's likely that Donald Trump will be the nominee. I do, based on your theme, believe that he's here to stay for a while, maybe through a few primaries, but he is not going to be the nominee.

My final tally is I think that Trump ends up with 217 electoral votes. I think Hillary ends up with 320 electoral votes, which means you win slightly more electoral votes than Romit did and more obviously than McCain did, but still gets blown out in pretty handy fashion. Blown out. And that's in the electoral college. I think that the final result is going to be something like Hillary Clinton 49 or 50 to Donald Trump 44. I think it'll be a five or six point victory, which is a pretty sweeping victory for Hillary Clinton. Now, all of this should make you pretty sad, given the fact that we didn't have to nominate this guy. It'll be interesting tomorrow night, I think, when Hillary Clinton wins that Donald Trump will have lost this election from the very first day he announced.

Before it even begins. If the numbers bear out what we're seeing thus far, Hillary Clinton will win Florida. and the delicious irony in this is that Donald Trump will have been kept from the White House by a big, beautiful brown wall. If you look at Wisconsin, the Marquette poll came out yesterday. She's up six points. She's up four points in our polling in Pennsylvania. If she keeps those together, all she needs is New Hampshire, and she puts the race away,

and she's out there. For them to look at fortune, and it is true, fortune favors the bowl. If the Comey bomb didn't get them where they need to be. That really is the question. Our new NBC News survey monkey poll is out today. It puts Hillary Clinton up by 10 points over Donald Trump. And this is not the first poll since the conventions to give Clinton a double-digit lead. This is actually the fourth.

Four polls. It's a monkey poll. That have Clinton up by more than 10 points or at least 10 points. Dane, the kind of lead, she's leaked out into this race. You could see other states that suddenly get crazy. States you wouldn't have even matter. Like a 60, 3.6.3. Even in Texas, they could at least become competitive. And what it would mean, doesn't mean Hillary Clinton's going to win all these. It means we could have more competitive states than we ever imagined. That's the way to lay the land right now at this low moment for Donald Trump in the back right after us. Reproductive rights is what it all comes down to. And the women are voting in numbers relative to men. Plus Iowa. And he said, oh, but the numbers are so close. I said, I'm a political analyst. I'm telling you right now.

numbers are there. She's taking this election. And I've said to him, you realize, and he didn't tell me who he voted for, but of course I knew. And I said, you do realize you wasted your vote, right? And I didn't care. And I walked out with my bottle of champagne and happily walked home. Bye-bye. See you. So, as you know, Kamala Harris did not win the election. What? How'd that happen? As the numbers stand right now, there were 18 million fewer votes than in 2020. And as I have said all along, you have to have a huge, huge turnout. Yeah, you got a vote.

And it goes to the Dems. And we didn't have it. There is one fundamental thing that you cannot account for when you're using data to predict or project. Talk to me. project the outcome of an election. What is it? Is you can't factor in the impact of racism. Oh, this is getting good.

Trump is realizing you can't win and he's getting more and more desperate. So he's pulling these ridiculous desperation moves. First, he had his hate rally where he did nothing but have people come out and spew hate speech. One after another, after another, after another. It was so bad that even his own crowd gasped at the hate speech. Like that's bad. Next, he dresses up in cosplay as a pretend garbage man and trying to get into the truck. He can't even grab the handle.

He can't get up the stairs. It's pathetic. It's hilarious. It was so funny. And it shows what a weak 80-year-old person this guy really is. So weak for 80. But here's the thing you won't say. see him do. You won't

see footage of him voting for himself because he can't. As a resident of Florida and a convicted felon he can't vote for himself until he serves his entire sentence

that's Florida law. Oh my God. Take a step. Only only in America and only with Trump in the mix would this ever happen? So true.

I tell you, we are a joke on the world stage. It's pathetic. Cheers. Get out and rock the vote. Ten four. Three days later. All right, the Trump situation.

I'm done. I'm so done. No. I want to thank everybody that followed me. Don't lead. That made a post on one of my videos.

You were doing so good. Commented, shared it. Did whatever you did. I so. appreciate you maximum respect but i think this is going to be my last political post good idea on this channel he his his party is splitting apart yes you magas i know magas i know you guys are so intense you so you believe everything that he says every word that comes out of his mouth i get it that you believe that but guess what what he's been lying to you all along about a lot of things

and you're about to realize it tomorrow donald if you try to steal this election tomorrow and you're gonna we know you're gonna try we know we know I know you will. I promise you one thing. You will die in prison alone. Your family will be broken. Every property you've ever owned will be taken from you because you will be violating the law. You will be breaking every possible law. Regards. You're going to do it. I know you're going to do it. So your chance of dying in prison is going to go way, way up if you do what you think you're going to get away with. It's not going to work this time. It's just not. You're going to be very, very, it's going to be very, it's going to be very, very, very tough, Donald. I'd be super careful if I were you. I think really hard about the fantasy some of these jackoffs around you are selling you. Language. And I think really, really hard about some of the bullshund you're selling yourself. Everyone was wrong. The backlash begins. Some magazines are facing big embarrassments today. Newsweek had already shipped out this cover, Madam Secretary, but quickly had to change it to this. Priceless.