Clinton Jaws - How to get Child Protection at your Police Call

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

Your a cop and need the ministry of children and families or Child protection to you call quickly. Tell them this. Former cop talking about police stuff. I also talk about working weekends. Police work weekends. Hows your weekend. Police Podcast, RCMP podcast. Clinton Jaws Call me 604-330-2512 https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Hey, you have a good weekend. Now I won't. I'm working. Okay, I work this weekend. Oh. Oh, you work this weekend, the entire weekend? Yeah, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. I don't miss that part. Every day's a weekend now.

I like that. I hated hearing that. Or enjoy your weekend. Enjoy my weekend. No. No, I'm working. I'm working this weekend. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday night shifts. Yeah, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. That wasn't the way. It was Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That really sucked. And then the next week it was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Then Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

It felt like all you did was work weekends. Hey, Clint, you have a, you have yourself a good weekend. No, no. No. I do now. I get every weekend off. You guys got so much to look forward to when you retire. Believe me. Believe me. Or how was your weekend? How about that one? Hey, how was your weekend? Well, it was a big bag of dicks. That's how it was. I got spat on. Kicked in the peepee. Boss wrote me up because I was rude to a victim services worker. Had to arrest a mum, a drunk mom in season. her baby. That was a great weekend. Did you have a good weekend? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was great.

And that happened, by the way. Had to seize the baby and the baby bottle. I don't know if I should tell this. First of all, I need to warm up. I need to get some energy here. I was just thinking out there. Remember when people used to say, have a good weekend? No.

No. Or did you have a good weekend? Or did you enjoy your weekend? weekend? No. Go to a call. This, this mom is, and don't tell me that, well, she's doing the best she can. No, she's not. Okay. I hated hearing that part too. She's not doing the best she can. She's doing a terrible job. Drunk as fuck. Has a three-month old baby upstairs crawling around in the closet. And hey guys, if you ever want to get MCF to your calls quickly, I called up MCF. And they're humming and ha'n. I don't know if we're going to come out and maybe I'm not going to

bring the baby back to the detachment. Okay. I'm not going to do that. And so I'm encouraging MCF. This is how you get MCF out. Hi, MCF. Yeah. Oh, you're thinking about not coming? Well, the baby's going to die. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, baby's going to die. If you don't come out tonight, baby's dead. Seven minutes they'll be out there. So I arrest this girl and she's like a girl. Why am I getting upset? I've been reviewing my videos. Don't get so upset, Clint. Try to act nicer.

I'll try to. So, Sal, I throw her in, I throw her in the back of the car. I placed her in the rear seat of the patrol vehicle, okay? And took her back to cells. And she gets out of the car. And I didn't fully search her. Okay. And she's drunk as fuck.

And she's holding on to a baby bottle. She's got a baby, the baby's bottle in her hand. And she's like, where's my baby? I need to feed my baby. And I'm like, this is sick. And she's got milky tits. You can see them. It looked like too aggressive pimples.

Oozing softly. It was just, oh. Man, I need my baby. I need to feed my baby. My baby needs her bubba. I know this is ridiculous, but it happened. Something that I can't get out of my head. It wasn't traumatic or anything like that, but it was just, it was gross. Where's my baby?

Your baby's actually safe. Your baby's actually in a safe home for once. How about that? Where's my baby? I need to feed my baby. Where's my baby? I can't find my baby. I thought my baby was in the patrol car, shitin right beside me. I got her Bubba. I got her Bubba. It's a can of beer.