Clinton Jaws - I Walked OFF Stage On CBC As They Tried To Set Me Up!
Episode Date: May 22, 2026"I was personally there when the CBC invited Vancouver RCMP members to their headquarters under the guise of a major Royal Family announcement, only for it to be a fake 'social experiment'...; about dissolving the force. Here is how the prank completely backfired..."
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They set you up, they pranked you, you're a loser.
Hello.
Hey, Kev, it's Clinton Jaws.
Pardon me?
It's Clinton Jaws. How you doing?
I'm doing all right, man.
Hey, so I found out, dude, is everything okay?
I found out that, uh, that maybe you might have set me up a little bit?
Hey, would you find that out?
Am I wrong?
And don't tell me the CBC, ain't it?
It's the CBC Studios.
I bet you some of those anchors were in the audience.
They messed with minds that you shouldn't be messing with.
That can't take it.
And Prince William gets up.
He comes out and starts saying sorry again.
And I'm like, shut up.
Clinton Jaws, I don't even know where to start.
I don't even know.
I wasn't even going to.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know what to say.
You always start from the beginning, right?
I haven't done a video on this.
Because I'm going to come across whining.
They were mean to me.
Do you know what I mean?
turns out the RCMP
members of the RCMP were behind it
they got me
hook line and sinker
I'm one of the cops
out of six
that they pranked
it's not even
it wasn't even a prank it was
something very odd
and
if I felt evil
around me
when it was happening to me
I just got back from camping
having a drink
I thought I'd sit down, tell my story.
I don't have a title.
Which means I did YouTube for five years.
And I did it wrong for five years.
Nobody watched me because of my title.
So I made a promise to myself, don't ever make a video.
If you don't have a title, don't make the video.
But I'm doing it anyways.
I'm going to put it up on my Canadian channel, my other channel,
that I've ignored for months.
So whatever, whatever.
It's not going to get any traction, but hopefully I'm just going to spend 20 minutes.
telling you guys what happened to me.
Really, no wonder they wanted to get me.
Because I'm the one that I'm sick and tired of apologizing.
How many times are we going to say sorry?
How many times are we going to acknowledge?
They don't want to reconcile.
They don't like us.
They don't even hang out with us.
We ain't going to reconcile anything.
After it happened to me, I find it strange.
Like, I reach out to Aaron Gunn, I don't hear back from them.
I reach out to the RC&P union.
Nothing.
I call three lawyers
and their clients for the CBC.
They can't help me.
January, I'm sitting around my computer.
I opened up my computer and there's an email,
this guy Michael Burnett.
And he says,
Hey, I'm with the BBC.
We're going to do a series
and it's also going to be aired on the CBC.
And I thought, what the hell?
What the hell?
Yeah, okay.
Let's do this.
Maybe I'll make my kids proud.
That's what I thought.
Why not?
Why not?
I also thought it was very strange that the CBC were, they don't like cops.
That's what I, I even said that to them.
And he told me, it's going to be called after the call.
What we want to do is we want to talk to our CMP members that are retired and what are they doing now?
How is the switch?
How did you, how does it feel to not be a cop anymore?
Are you doing it?
And they seen my YouTube channel
And that's why they contacted me
So I did a Zoom call with this Michael Burnett guy
For about 45 minutes
They're probably going to show clips of it
And I told him a bit of my story
They come to my house
Okay
A cameraman named Jeff
Comes to my house
I actually got video footage of him
I'm not going to play it right now
Maybe in the future
Comes to my
This is what worries me
He comes to my house
for three hours. I'm miced up for three hours.
He comes into the motorhome.
He's, I thought it was going to be like a podcast interview.
It's very awkward. I'm sitting in my kitchen.
He's interviewing me, but he's just throwing out questions and then I have to sit there
and I have to answer the question by myself.
There's no, there's no real back and forth.
I'm even pissing with this microphone on.
Like I took a few breaks.
I don't know what I said.
in between the interview.
Like it was just two guys in a house.
My kids were there because it was spring break.
So they accepted me.
This Michael Burnett guy goes,
Hey, Clinton, you did great.
We love you.
We can't wait to come to your house and do the interview.
That happened.
The first interaction was in January.
The interview was March 17th at my house.
But there was one thing I was worried about.
He starts asking, I thought I found it really weird.
this guy, this cameraman, starts asking about, he says,
how do you feel about, you know, all the flak that the RCMP is getting into?
And I said, what flack?
What are you talking about?
Well, that's how he said it.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, you kind of laughed.
You know, well, with the residential schools.
And I said, what about the residential schools?
Well, you know, you know.
The cops, you know, snatching the kids.
And I said, which cop?
Which cop did that?
Can you tell me which cop did that?
And he laughed.
I was being serious.
Like, who's the cop that snatched the kid from the house?
We're just supposed to assume that all of this,
everything that happened at,
bad things happened at the residential schools.
Okay, guys, I read the report.
They referred to these little kids as savages.
And it wasn't good.
good. It was bad. Bad things happened. But he wanted me. I didn't even want, I said, I don't even
want to talk about this. I said, you're not even really allowed to talk about it in Canada.
This is what I said to him. I said, you know what? I read the report. It was like five years ago.
And the RCMP, it says right in the report, the RCMP had very little role in taking kids away
from their homes and putting them and getting them to school. They had a very, what,
What the majority of the calls were was missing person's calls.
And these cops, when they got a missing person up north specifically,
they had to get these kids, find them right away because some would freeze the death.
So it was a high priority call.
And the majority of their calls were that.
And that's what this report, 75-page report, told me.
And I was embarrassed.
I'm sitting there.
I'm telling them my last day at work,
which I basically quit, guys.
I basically quit the RCMP.
But the way I come across is, oh, a huge whiner.
I'm laying in bed.
I'm like, you talked about the residential school thing.
Are you sure it says that in the report?
And are you, you're whining and crying.
About the day you left because a couple of bosses were
mad at you. I didn't like how I came across. So wake up, I email him back. I'm this Mike guy and I say,
oh, by the way, they promised me all audio files, okay? Jeff said, because I couldn't record. I was
trying to record it and it wasn't working out for me. And Jeff goes, I'll just send you the audio
files. They send me all audio files but one. I just looked three days ago. One is missing,
conveniently. So I say to Mike, hey, I want to do part of it over. Okay. I'll pay for it.
All my dime. I don't care. And they said, sure, you can do it in Vancouver because guess what?
We got an event in Vancouver. And the only way we can do the event at CBC Studios is if you're there.
We need you to be there. I'm like, sure, okay. I'll do that for you. I'll work for you.
And while you're in Vancouver, we will redo that part of the interview.
So that's why I'm going to Vancouver.
That's why I was going to Vancouver.
And when they were at my house, they gave me a contract right before the interview and I signed it.
And I look at the contract and I sign my life away.
Basically, sign my life away.
I didn't read it while I was there.
I said to him, I said, it's really convenient that you just give this to me now.
I felt rushed to, well, he's an idiot, obviously.
I didn't read it all.
And he kind of laughed like,
ha ha,
I said,
you would have thought
you guys would have emailed it to me.
So we didn't have to do this part here.
Then I would have studied it.
But I didn't study it.
I signed it like a moron.
And they're probably fully covered.
This is so dumb that I'm even talking about this.
I've been thinking about this in my mind for so long.
And now I'm just bored,
tell you the truth.
Don't click off,
but you're not supposed to tell you're a viewer
that you're bored telling the story.
But I think about it.
it all the time.
I can't stop thinking about it.
Because I'm such an idiot
for doing this.
But Mike says,
and I said, yeah, I'll go to
the CBC studios, tell me about the event.
We have about 50 messages back and forth.
And he won't tell me.
And I'm writing it back
and I'm saying, why is this so secretive?
And I'm even saying to the woman, I'm like,
there's something off here.
But I'm curious.
what's it going to hurt?
And even when Jeff was interviewing me at my house,
I said to him, I said, oh, it was called after the call.
They're calling this show after the call.
And I said, Jeff, what's going on?
There was nothing more boring than talking to a retired police officer.
How is this interesting?
Who's going to care?
Who's going to watch?
And he laughed.
Didn't answer me?
He just laughed.
And then I said, you know what?
And they're going to air it on CBC.
CBC hate cops.
They hate cops.
And he goes, well, you know what?
They're trying to get more down the center.
And I looked at him.
I said, oh, are they?
And then he laughed again.
They were geniuses at it, tell you the truth.
They were.
They formed a relationship.
But what I didn't agree to was the following.
Even though I signed that paper,
these emails went back and forth and everything changed.
So I'm getting ready to go to Vancouver
And they
And about five times
He asked me about my surge
Can you wear your surge to this event?
And I didn't even say this but
I forgot to say this
But they said something about
They can't tell me too much information
Because you're going to meet dignitaries
And they're rather excited about it
And I'm thinking
This doesn't make any sense
Why
Oh and they said
and we're going to, you know, honor your service or, you know, what I said, no, you're not.
No, don't do that to me.
Don't thank me for my service, BS.
It's not why I became a cop.
But I thought I might meet the RC&P commissioner.
That's what I was kind of thing.
Maybe it's RCMP commissioner.
Even though I knew something was so odd, they booked me three nights in the Rosedale.
Rosedale and Robson.
It's a minute walk to CBC Studios.
and I told the woman, I said, I'm not going to stay there.
I'm not going to stay there.
They booked me for 25, 26, 27 of March.
On the 25th, we're going to have a rehearsal at CBC Studios.
I wake up, I drive to Nanaimo and catch the ferry,
and I walk from the fast ferry to the hotel that I chose.
Because I had a feeling, if I was going to show up at the Rosedale,
I had a feeling they were waiting for me,
there's going to be cameras.
And I'm like, I'm getting my own hotel the first night.
And I'm not going to tell them on the second day when I'm checking in.
I just, obviously, something was off.
So I'm kicking around and they cancel the rehearsal.
So I'm sitting in Vancouver.
I have nothing to do all day, all night.
But he emails me and says,
rehearsal's canceled.
We're going to do this at 1130 the next day on the 26th.
Do you want to hang out with us, meet the team?
I said, yeah, of course.
I'm bored as hell.
I also want to meet the cops.
I asked them a hundred times.
Like, who are these cops?
Like, can you, why, give me some more?
He even said, I can't give you the names of the other police officers.
And I wrote them.
I said, yeah, you can't.
What do you mean you can't?
I thought it was going to hang out with retired members that night in Vancouver.
But what they did is they all gave us separate hotel rooms.
So that day, they canceled the rehearsal.
You want to meet the crew.
And then around 5 o'clock, 4 o'clock,
They say, hey, no, we're going to cancel all that.
We'll see you in the morning.
Have a good sleep.
I call up the woman.
I said, this does not make sense.
But I'm curious.
So I wake up the next day and I have a...
I stayed up in Pan Pacific.
It was beautiful, man.
It was awesome.
On my dime.
And I wake up the next day, I have a breakfast.
I catch it Uber around 10 o'clock to the Rosdale on Robson.
I check into a weird room.
The room is weird.
It's sketchy.
And now that I think about it, there was probably people,
you go up the elevator, you get out,
and this is the only room that has this.
You have to open a door to get into your room.
You go down the hallway, you look,
and it has two room numbers, side by side.
I'm like, where's my room?
I open a door, I go through the door,
here's my room, and here's another room.
it's like a community almost like they're separate but they're kind they kind of aren't like you could
really spy on somebody like he's he i could just picture them he's here yeah he's checked in it's a go
and this whole time he's even texting me hey hey clint uh are you gonna wear your surge uh oh i can't
fit into it how about the measurements what are your measurements maybe we can get you a spare one
like they really wanted me to wear my search and I was gonna I brought it couldn't I actually
fixed it up a little bit polish the shoes like put a button here and and I thought I mean I love
wearing the search this is going to be the last time I get to wear it any chance that you want to
wear the surge when you're retired well I think you love you love wearing that surge I love wearing the
search and I'm like this is going to
going to be the last time I'll wear the surge and I was a little bit excited but worried because you're
supposed to ask permission to wear the surge and I'm not going to wear it if the other cops aren't
wearing it and they won't tell me who these cops are and thank God I didn't put it on
didn't fit like I was I would have been like this for three hours this thing does where is my
surge the woman crammed it into a closet yeah we're
They gave me a whack load of money to do this.
And I haven't spent any of it.
I go into a...
I go into a...
I get picked up.
This guy's name is Cam.
And before I start that, I need to tell you guys something
that I forgot to say.
I...
I was thinking all night about how I screwed up the interview at the house.
So for the first time in mind,
entire life. I go on Twitter. Well, I don't go on Twitter for the first time of my life. First time my
life, I reach out to this person. Her name's Francis. She's been all over the internet. This
happened to her. And I forget the date, but it's way before her, her incident. And I say,
hey, Francis, can I talk to you? Because I wanted to have a, I wanted to ask her about, she knows a lot
about the residential schools. And I wanted to ask her if I screwed up by saying what I said that day.
But she didn't get back to me.
She never read it.
We ended up talking later.
But she never, if she, if she would have read, we would have had a telephone conversation.
And she would have found out that her event was bogus before she even went to it.
What a coincidence.
Really.
And now we've talked about four times, four or five times.
So I get a text message, round 11.30, around 11 o'clock in the morning the next day.
And I'm at that Rosdale waiting.
I put a suit on
And it's Cam
Cam
Hey Clint
We're ready for you
I'm down below
So I go down below
And there's two cops in there
One guy's name is Kevin
Don't know the other guy
Kevin went viral
Because he
He left
Nine years in the RCMP
And he left
Because
I'm not going to tell you why he left
but he left after nine years
and the other guy
can't even remember the other guy's name
so it's three cops in this car
we're going to CBC
and I'm kind of like
and I guarantee you this has been
this we're being recorded
there's a camera in the car
guaranteed
that's when they gave me the envelope
and they're all like
who are you like we don't know each other
who are you who are you and I'm like
oh I got a YouTube channel
I got half a million subscribers
and da da da
I don't even know if I said that.
And they're asking, do you know what this is all about?
Kevin's like, do you know what this is what's going on here?
Like, what is this all about?
And I'm like, I don't know.
And then we pull into CBC underground parking.
It's huge.
It's massive.
We're in, right in Vancouver at CBC Studios.
And I'm like, I say, guys, I can't believe I'm here.
Because CBC hates me.
because I've been bugging them for years, right?
Good one, you got me.
And I say something like, I'm not getting out first,
because there's cameras.
We get out, there's cameras, there's a crew.
There's a crew about 10 people.
They take us to, we go down a bunch of halls,
and they take us into the makeup room.
I guess it's the makeup room.
And they go, okay, guys,
we're going to put some makeup on you for the interview.
The two cops got makeup and I said,
you're not putting makeup on me.
It's not happening.
I didn't get the makeup.
Thank you.
That's very important.
I wasn't going to put makeup on.
Not happening.
And then they go,
okay,
we're going to take you to the green room.
And we go through a maze of halls.
It felt like a maze.
We go in an elevator.
And we go into the green room.
And this room is,
there's a door to the outside.
And maybe I'll show you a picture.
This is exactly where the green room is.
I went outside for a cigarette.
And now we're sitting on the couches.
It's like a podcast kind of style thing.
We're all sitting on couches.
I'm sitting here.
Kevin's here.
His name might be Paul.
I don't even know.
There might be two Pauls involved in this.
His name might be Paul.
He's sitting over there.
And they're getting us to talk about,
I realize that these two guys are really woke.
And it's not that that they're woke.
It's just they don't pay attention to stuff like I have paid.
It's hard to, I don't want to get into it,
but cops just, they're too busy, man, to focus on what's going on in the world.
And we start talking about racism.
And Kevin says, oh, yeah.
I said, well, do you got, I said, I've never met one racist cop in my entire career, and that's the truth.
but Kevin had he had a different example and I said well what happened to you and he goes
well at night you know you know night shift um you know the guys in the GD pit they uh make jokes
sometimes they make jokes about the indigenouses and I'm like okay I think I said okay so your
example is a joke and Paul they both believe their systemic racism in the RCMP and I'm the
one that's saying there isn't. And I said, Paul, can you, can you give me an example of systemic
racism in the RCMP? And he told me where, a place that doesn't matter, but he, he, he,
he policed a place and automatically when the call came in, all the members thought it was an
indigenous person who did it. But he's in a community filled. It's the majority of people are
indigenous people. And I said, oh my God, man. I said, so 99% of the crime is committed by
indigenous people
and you think
those cops are racist
for assuming
that it might be
an indigenous person
isn't that policing
and then we started talking
about the commissioner
and I said it's something like
you know
nobody has an example
of the systemic racism
in the RCMP
and I said to him
has the commissioner ever given an example
of systemic racism
and he said no
and I didn't go there
but she did
did one day. She gave a great example of systemic racism in the RCMP. Yes, there's absolutely systemic
racism. I can give you a couple of examples that we've found over the years. For example,
we have a physical abilities, a requirement evaluation. It's an obstacle course. In there,
there's a six-foot mat that you have to do a broad jump. And when we put the lens on it and
reviewed that physical requirements test, evidence told us that the average person can broad jump
their height. So, of course, how many six foot people do we hire? And there are people in all different
cultures that may not be six feet, including there's not a lot of women that are six feet tall
that would not be able to get through that type of test. See? You see that example?
You have to be six feet to jump over this thing.
Even though my 10-year-old can easily jump over it.
Maybe she just can't jump over it.
How about that?
When's the last time she did the pair test?
Got to get rid of the obstacle course mat because it's...
Some people can't jump six feet.
We still don't know why we're there.
I was starting to think, oh, this is why we're here, just to have a small, you know, interview with the other cops.
Then this lady, bat-sh-crazy lady comes out and goes, okay, guys, this is why you're here, you're going to meet Prince William.
He's going to make an announcement.
It's in front of an audience, and it's going to be live TV.
and immediately she wants us to get up and start walking to the auditorium.
Kevin looks at me and goes, wow, I'm going to meet Prince William.
And then I stood up and I said, who the hell is Prince William?
And everybody kind of laughed and that actor lady with the blonde hair said, oh, okay, I get it.
You got dark humor. I guess it's dark. Not that dark. But I know who Prince,
Williams is. He's the tall, thin guy, married to the good-looking brunette. I've done a video on him.
So, we all start leaving. And there's a ton of people, guys. A ton. Like, I want to say 40,
but maybe my numbers are off. Maybe 30 to 40 of these TV, whatever you want to call them. I don't even know.
Nova Frame Productions. I don't even know. I don't even know what's real anymore.
because I found out some things yesterday
that just blew my mind
what I found out
and I'm getting angry
so we go
we're going into an elevator
we're going up and down and around
I say to both the cops that we're with
I said why do I feel like we're about to get in trouble
because that's what it felt like
and I'm looking for the secret service
if the royal family's around there's going to be
and they're the
they're wearing black
they're wearing they look like secret i'm thinking i convinced my mind there they are because
when we went to the auditorium they're standing outside and one guy looks at me like he knows me hey
it turns out that's a guy named egore i'm like hey man we open up the door to the auditorium
full stage of people that's what i thought i saw i mean there's people in the audience
there's two native men on the stage with the full you know whatever they wear
and we start walking down to the stage there's three chairs on the stage and I sit in the
middle and the other cops sit right beside me and I have an adrenaline dump like you wouldn't
believe that I'm thinking dude because I can't talk in front of people I can't
it's like the lights are on me
I look out into the audience.
I feel like there's 80 people in there.
I don't have only been 20.
I can't see these of lights are on me.
And I'm like, breathe, dude.
Okay, you ate breakfast, good.
I'm not good in front of people.
I'm not good in front of a big crowd.
I take a medication.
If I have to talk or if I'm in front of a lot of people,
I got to take a medication called propanol.
It's a beta blocker.
And it just slows down the heart rate.
It's wussy of me to emit this to you, gun.
but that's what I do
and I'm like,
damn, you didn't take it.
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what's going through my head.
Just breathe, man.
So I'm sitting there like a voice trembling.
I can't take.
It's a cop thing for me.
I mean, I just can't take
situations like that anymore.
It's kind of sad, actually.
And I told them,
don't you dare, thank me for my service.
This is not a position I wanted to be in
because I can't do it.
But I'm there,
and I'm on,
live TV. That's what I'm taking in my head. Oh my God. The TV cameras are on me.
Watch what you, watch your facial expressions. In this, this nut of an actor and this nut blonde girl
gets up and she introduces all three of us. She gets to me and she talks about my YouTube
channel, but she can't say the word Clint or just.
She butchers my name on purpose.
So strange.
She goes on and on forever about me.
And then, all of a sudden,
Kevin, the other cop, gets up and sings the national anthem.
And I'm like, hey, man, he sits back down.
I'm trying to make him feel good.
I'm like, good job.
It was so embarrassing.
It was cringy.
I felt bad for him.
What?
They convince you to sing?
And then off to our right, they have a television screen, a massive television screen, that we can't see.
Okay, we can only hear it.
We can see, kind of.
I'm like this the whole time watching King Charles making an announcement on live TV in front of the audience that the RCMP has messed up with this.
They've messed up with that.
PTSD.
They've messed up with PTSD.
They're not helping members in residential schools.
And Prince, the King starts apologizing.
I'm going to the indigenous peoples.
And it was so long that I kind of tuned it out.
I'm just waiting for him to stop talking.
And I didn't get it, but he said he's dissolving the RCMP.
And I kind of hear it.
I'm not really thinking what he's saying.
And so his announcement's over.
Kevin turns me and goes, whoa.
And I went, did he say the dissolving the RCMP?
I think so.
and then the native man gets up and he delivers maybe a 15 minute speech and he's talking about how it's
the best day in the world that the RCMP is being dissolved and I start looking around and I'm like
how the hell do I get off this stage it's pure black because I got these lights in my eyes
and I'm like is it a is it a big step off I'm going to look like I can't leave I can't leave
there's no way out of this I don't agree with it.
it and every time he wanted to say something bad about the RCMP he's talking to the
audience right and we're we're sitting over here he would go like this and you know what we call
you guys and he says knucka knock a knock of something you you're the the ones that take us away
and i'm like i remember doing a video about that as vice chief terry teaguey from chief terry teeggi
what he have to say.
From British Columbia Assembly of First Nations explained to the committee and I'm quoting,
in my language we call the RCMP Neil Chukin, which interpreted in our language is those who take
us away.
And now I'm starting to get angry.
By the way, they opened this whole thing up with the land of acknowledgement and right away I'm
like, oh, God, God.
And then he starts saying how this is the best day in his life that the RCMP are going to be
gone forever and the audience is clapping.
They're loving this.
The audience is loving this.
And I'm thinking to myself,
these two cops beside me,
every time the
indigenous person would turn to us and talk to us,
they'd put their head down.
And I'm like, Clint, you get your head up, man.
You're not going to put up with this.
So I just, I stared at him
while he turned, when he ever, he would turn his head.
I'm like, I'm not going to wilt to you, idiot.
You're a moron.
Do you know what?
I've done for you for 20 years, the majority of all my arrests in my entire career were you
to help you to keep you safe for the night, to drink it off and sells.
Every time you guys called the cops, I came.
I didn't do anything to you.
I helped you.
I catered to you.
I served and protected you.
Do you know how many problems you got in Duncan on the reserves?
my uncle did this to me.
You know how many times I heard that?
And I'm thinking this entire time,
dude, get off the stage and go fix your shit.
That's what I'm thinking.
You're mad at me?
What I do to you?
Kind of went off there.
I don't know if I can hear that.
Treated you with respect and integrity
every single time I had a call with you guys.
I went to a call where a kid,
his name was AJ.
I still remember his last name.
Spat all over his girlfriend.
and then when I was putting him, placing him in the back seat of the patrol car, he spits in my face.
This is a night shift.
He gets released early morning and I'm driving my cop car in Duncan and I see him walking.
And I give him a ride home.
And I'm the racist.
Do you know what cops go through up north?
They can't even go to the grocery store.
They're scared to sleep in their houses.
The amount of rackism I have seen.
seen is not from our side.
You don't want to be our friends. You don't want to reconcile
anything. We will always be enemies because of you.
Get over it. Take accountability.
Fix what is going on with you guys. We're not supposed
to be the fixers. How embarrassing.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of hearing about him. I'm tired about
I bought this house and it's not my property apparently.
I'm just sick and tired of it. Tired of it.
tired of saying sorry
and I'm sitting there thinking
oh my God
we're saying sorry again to them
that's what I was thinking
and Prince William gets up
he comes out
starts saying sorry again and I'm like
shut up
and when Prince William comes out
I look at him and I go
that's not Prince William
this guy's chubby
short
Prince William's thin
good looking and has hair
but I convince myself
in my head.
And now I'm realizing I'm sitting there for a reason.
These people, these production people,
wanted me to feel humiliated on stage,
which I did, big time.
I had about six adrenaline dumps.
I can't leave, though.
I can't leave because it's in front of a studio audience.
It's the royal family.
I'm still not
I convinced myself that Prince William
Oh I was thinking somebody
I must have been thinking about somebody different
This is like a different prince
I started going through all the princes
In my mind like there's a Prince Andrew
Maybe this is a different prince that I don't know
I convinced myself that it's
Some other royal family
But I can't walk out
I made an oath
When I got my badge
To the Royal Family
That's why it's called Royal Canadian Mounted Police
You don't walk out on them
And even if I tried, they're going to tackle me.
The service is going to tackle me, right?
And I don't want to embarrass my children.
That's what I'm thinking.
You can't embarrass your children.
You're going to be on TV running away off stage.
You have to sit there and you have to take this.
You can't leave.
And I don't blame any cop that was involved in this, that stays.
because it was designed to make you stay.
You could not leave that stage.
They get down to the end of it where they're going to seal the deal with a handshake.
That's how they're going to do it.
The RCMP, and I'm like, they're going to be dissolved with a handshake.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
Clint.
Now I'm like, is this fake?
Is this phony?
Even if it is phony, Clint, if you shake their hand,
everything you've said on your channels.
will be obsolete.
You, I'm going to be the fake.
I'm going to be the phony if I...
I'm not going to shake his hand.
I'm not going to shake this prince's hand.
I'm not going to agree to this.
And I'm like, oh God.
It took everything I had
to walk off that stage.
It would have been easy to stay.
So I walk off the stage.
I wasn't going to tell you that part.
I was going to keep that to myself.
but I walk up the stage, I'm going up the aisle.
I stop halfway, and I turn around to see if the other two cops are going to follow me,
hoping that they would, but they didn't.
They stayed.
And I'm like, get me the F out of here.
Igor, I think it's Igor.
He's on me right away.
Are you done with the show?
I thought that was weird.
I'm like, you're done with the show.
That's a weird thing to say, the show.
And we get out, and now I got cameras.
We're going back to the green room, and I got cameras all over me.
big group of people following me trying to get my reaction get back to the green room of course i'm
going to go outside for a cigarette i get them to open the door i go out for a cigarette jeff has the camera
on me i said jeff get the camera put the camera down man i'm smoking a cigarette and then this eagor's
beside me and i'm like who are you you look familiar but why like why are you standing beside me i thought
that was weird like isn't it over and i i ripped the uh mike off of me like i'm done i just want to go back
to the hotel room, have a bunch of drinks.
I'm standing on the street of Vancouver
underneath that sign, smoking a cigarette,
and we go back inside,
and I'm looking for my jacket.
Hey guys, you know where my jacket is?
Nobody knows where my jacket is.
They took my phone, by the way, before all this.
I forgot about my phone.
And I'm like, where is my jacket?
I go in the hallway.
You guys know where my jacket is?
I come back in.
Just me, the other two cops are still on stage
going through, the shake in their hands.
Going through a big ceremony agreeing
to the dissolvent of the RCMP.
and I can't find my jacket.
I need my jacket.
I had important stuff in there.
Nobody will tell me where it's at.
I'm in the hallway.
Now these two cops come back.
They're coming back.
And I say to Kevin, I said, hey, man, can we go to the washroom?
I just want to talk to you for a second.
I'm like, I'm still in my mind.
I'm still like, I heard it right, right?
I think they said they're going to dissolve the RCMP.
That's what they said on stage.
and he said his word which I found so strange
he goes I think so
like that's weird what do you mean you think so
you don't know either for certain
now you're kind of making me think
that they didn't say it
anyway so we start walking on the washroom
all the cameras are following us
I said guys I'll hold it okay
but as I was walking down the hallway
Michael Burnett is around the corner
hiding
and I walk up to him
and I said dude
you knew all you knew all about this
this was a scam
what you did on me
he wouldn't look at me
wouldn't say a word to me
just crumbled
crumbled was worried
I think they thought I was going to attack
so we go back to the green room
the other two cops
they sit on the couch they're going to be interviewed again
how'd you feel
what did you think about all that?
And a lady says to me,
one of the producers says,
please sit on the couch.
I said, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
And I'm telling myself, Clint,
they're trying to get your reaction.
Don't give them content.
Save the content for your channel.
What's the best thing I could do right now?
No reaction.
I couldn't leave, guys.
I couldn't get out of there.
And I didn't want to make a scene
because I knew this was a TV show
and I could look like an idiot.
And when I was on stage, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to embarrass my kids.
And I'm saying that to myself, don't embarrass your kids.
Keep quiet.
Try to be cool.
How do you be cool?
Can you please sit on the couch?
And I'm like, no, I'm good.
Well, we need you to sit on the couch.
Let's just have you sit down.
I said, no, no, I'm good.
I'm not going to sit on the couch.
She asked the third time I said, I'm not sitting on the couch.
So I'm trying to, I'm trying to be a cool dude,
even though I look like a loser
because there's no other way
to not look like a loser
they set you up
they pranked you you're a loser
so I'm off to the side
and Igor he won't leave me alone
he's standing beside me
and we're just kind of watching the questions
and they're this this
bat shit crazy blonde-haired lady
is asking them
ask you know Paul how do you feel
oh wow yeah they're dissolving the RC
I don't know what he said.
They go to Kevin and Kevin says,
you know, it's about time.
It's about time that, something like that.
It's about time that they're dissolving the RCMP.
And I'm like, what?
Then they come to me.
And I'm like, oh, what do I say?
I don't want to say anything.
I don't want to talk.
How'd you feel, Clinton?
I said, well, I was effing piss off on that stage.
And everything that was said on the stage was ridiculous.
They laughed.
And when I said I was effing pissed off, they all laughed.
But when I said everything that was said on the stage was ridiculous,
they were offended.
What do you mean by that?
And I'm thinking, okay, if I get into this,
I'm going to be here for four hours.
And I'm going to be battling all these guns.
I don't want, I'm not going down that road.
There's no way.
There's no way I'm going down that road.
And I said, I'm not getting into it.
And then this Amy girl, cute blonde-haired girl,
says Clint
she starts out and I said not you too Amy
I said I'm not answering it okay
I'm done here I'm basically I'm done here
and then Kevin started talking again
and then they make the announcement
that it was a social experiment
it was in a simulation
and the entire time they said that
my face was like yes
no surprise because I knew it was
I had found out one minute earlier
that it was a fake thing
like it was confirmed it was confirmed that was fake and then she makes the announcement i know this
part doesn't make sense but stay with me she makes i already know it's a fake it's going to be fake
she's going to about she's going to say to everybody that this is fake and i'm saying to myself
when she says this do not move a muscle on your face so she says it because they want you to be like
that's what i felt oh my god but i'm like this and then i'm like this and then i'm
I'm thinking they're going to, they might use AI where I'm like, or cut to a different scene.
I didn't make a face.
I didn't make a, what do you call it?
An expression.
I didn't make an expression.
Anyway, so they keep on talking.
I'm off to the side.
I want to get out of there.
I can't get out of there.
I don't got any of my items.
And then Kevin says something and I turn to Igor.
And I go, what?
Are they in on it too?
And he looks at me.
Shocked.
He goes and gets my phone.
Gives me my phone.
I said, oh yeah.
I said, can I go get my jacket?
It's in the makeup room.
Oh.
Okay.
It was something like that.
Immediately, I'm good to go now.
Because I'm starting to catch on to everything.
So we go to the makeup room.
15 people follow me?
15.
That's what it felt like.
And we're in the makeup room.
And they're still interviewing me.
Hey, Clint.
this fancy shirt guy.
He actually might be in one of the pitchers.
He wants me to talk about it.
He wants me to put down the RCMP.
And I'm like, man, I'm proud of my surge.
I'm proud that I was a cop.
The problems with the RCMP are bosses.
Okay, when I talk about the RCMP,
when I talked about the RCMP on my channel,
they thought I hated the RCMP, I think.
I'm talking about the bosses.
a small amount of bosses can ruin your career.
And I actually said,
even though I didn't really believe it,
I said,
the RCMP are awesome.
Because they were just
CBC,
wants little old ladies,
the only people that watch it,
to believe
that the RC&P are the devil,
that they're evil.
And they're not.
That surge means everything to me,
more than my channel.
And he goes,
Clint,
you know what?
We did this yesterday with three other cops.
And one cop gave his surge up, gave it to us.
And I said, no, that didn't happen.
He didn't do that.
Yeah, he did.
And I'm starting to think, well, they couldn't leave.
You arranged it for that to happen.
And I said, what's his name?
He goes, Paul.
It's another Paul.
Paul.
And I said, what's his last name?
I don't know. I don't know his last name.
Because I wanted to contact Paul.
I wanted to make sure he's all right.
Honestly, that's the reason why I asked that.
I need to contact him to say, are you okay, dude?
Because cops, man, that's all they have at the end of, some of them,
that's all they have at the end of retirement is, you know,
being proud that they were a police officer, being proud that they were a Mountie.
And I wanted to talk to the guy to make sure he was okay.
Anyways, I leave and I shake their hand.
to get out of there, to be polite.
And the people that stayed on the stage,
they did it because they were polite.
They didn't do it because they wanted to,
except for two of them.
Two of them loved it.
I go back to the hotel room.
Hold on.
I'm about to leave.
I'm talking to Michael Burnett and Jeff.
It's just me.
It's me, Jeff, and Michael.
And I'm still thinking,
redoing that part.
I need to save myself a little.
bit by redoing that part of the interview I wanted to redo and correct some things.
And I said, hey, Mike, Jeff, when we do it?
I said, Jeff, in front of Mike, when were you doing that interview?
I thought we were going to do it today or when Jeff looks at me.
And he goes, it's the first time I'm hearing about it.
And then Mike goes, well, I haven't told him yet.
Well, you've been lying to me the whole time.
You told.
And I'm like, oh, my God, we're not redoing that interview.
This is so, I am so screwed.
Even after I message them and, oh yeah, we got it.
We got it.
I stayed, I'd go back to the hotel room, I spent another night there because I'm thinking the next day we're going to redo the interview.
They don't.
I'm on the ferry and they go, oh, you're on the ferry?
Well, we can redo the interview now.
And I said, come to my house.
They never did.
Come to my house.
Okay, yeah, we'll come to your house.
They never did.
This is so dumb that I'm even talking about this, because it's,
It's like I'm talking to nobody.
You don't do an hour-long video with the title like that.
I think anybody's going to watch it.
So go back to my hotel room and I drink my face off.
I call a couple buddies and they're grossed out.
They're in the RC&P.
They can't believe it.
They're grossed out.
Call the woman.
She's livid.
Absolutely livid.
I'm sick to my stomach.
It was just like really...
Yeah, I guess they got me.
But there was no fun.
money part? It wasn't
a prank? And I'm trying, I still don't understand it.
I don't get it.
And then I start thinking, you've done this,
the most fragile mind. Some of them are retired
police officers. And you've done this to, it's so
dangerous, the CBC. And don't tell me the CBC, ain't it?
It's the CBC Studios. I bet you some of those anchors
were in the audience.
It was the CBC that messed with minds that you shouldn't be messing with.
That can't take it.
It's wrong.
It is actually wrong.
Surprise, surprise.
And then I find out one of the members is a guy who did it the day before I found out his name.
And I called him.
And he was very reluctant on the telephone to talk to me.
But he started telling me the story.
And he's saying it's a great.
It was a great experience.
And I said, can you tell me the greatness about it?
And he goes, you're recording this.
He hung up the telephone.
Won't talk to me.
And after I came home, I called up, I found Kevin's number and I called Kevin.
Just that we talked for about 45 minutes.
And I'm like, did you get what was going?
And he had a great experience too.
He goes, they had good intentions.
Talking about tensions.
I said, we look like fools, man.
No, I don't see it that way.
So when it does hit the air, they're going to make it look like, I think they wanted to get members to agree with the dissolvement.
The RCMP members to agree, even they agree that we should get rid of the RCMP.
See, when you stand on stage and you shake their hand agreeing to the dissolvent of the RCMP, you can't go back on your word when they tell you, hey, it was all fake.
What are you going to say then?
Oh, I didn't mean, I was just kidding when I shook their hand.
No, you have to double down.
You have to say, oh, they should still get rid of it.
That's how they did the prank.
There was no way out of it.
They made them agree.
Agree to it.
They used everybody.
Even the ones that called it a great experience.
No, it wasn't.
Morons.
You know it wasn't.
It was a terrible experience.
And you, you know,
don't agree for the RCMP to be dissolved.
You're doubling down because no cop can ever go, hey, I was wrong.
That's what I noticed in my career.
That's all they had to say was, you got me.
And no, I never did agree with it, but I was trying to be polite.
That's what we do.
That's what cops do.
We don't get interviewed by people.
We're not put in the position ever, that kind of position.
So you're trying to be polite.
and that's why some of them shook the Indians' hands
because they had to, they were forced to.
Me, I got lucky, and a little bit brave, I walked off.
But I'm talking to Kevin on the phone,
he mentioned something about fight or flight.
I'm like, dude, you think flight would have been staying on this stage?
Me walking off was fight.
Not flight, but he's in his mind.
Oh, there you go, he's running away.
Yeah, because I have courage of conviction, Matt.
Then I get a hold of another lady.
She did it a day before.
She's not doing good.
Way to go, CBC.
It's bad.
You should be ashamed.
You should be run off the air.
You shouldn't exist.
She's sick to her stomach.
She is...
I don't want to speak for her.
but I think she is a
It's not good
It's not good
It's not good what she is going through
She told me her story
And that's when I realized
That Kevin
knew all about it
She did the exact same scenario
With Kevin the cop
The day before
They hired him
For the second day
Come on back
We'll pay you more money
pretend that you don't know anything about it.
So last night, around 11 o'clock at 11.30 at night, me and the woman were camping, sitting around the fire, and I said,
Oh my God, I just can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
When I seen what happened to Francis, I messaged him on Facebook. I said, hey, they got somebody else.
And then I realized he blocked me from Facebook. And then I texted him. And he, and he, he texted him.
didn't text me back.
So I'm sitting at the, I said, Tara, he's blocked me.
And I just find out that he's in on it.
So I, I'm like, let's call him.
I got his number.
Got his number right here.
I call him on my phone.
It instantly goes to voicemail.
I'm blocked.
No, one ring.
We use the woman's phone.
And I recorded the entire conversation.
We have a 30 minute conversation.
have a 30 minute conversation. I call him up
and I'm like, hey, Kevin, it's Clinton Jaws.
Hello. Hey, Kev, it's
Clinton Jaws.
Pardon me? It's Clinton Jaws. How are you doing?
I'm doing all right, man.
Hey, so I found out
dude, is everything okay? I found out that
that maybe
you might have set me up a little bit.
Hey, would you find that out?
Am I wrong? Remember me?
And I'm not going to play that for you.
I'm not going to play that for you.
Because we were all had
we were all had it's he did what he did not even thinking not even thinking isn't it funny man
i'm protecting him by not going into detail about him even though he effed me over but he's honestly
not to blame he's not the evil one none of us are it's it's them cbc and i think that's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it
I think,
Did I whine?
Let's listen to a song or something.
CBC,
you don't cross the line this time, eh?
Outlaw's calling you out.
That's ride.
That's right.
Cash flowing to the crown.
CBC and APTN wearing the devil's crown.
Fake companies, fake smiles,
luring good folks into the dirty town.
Francis Wittles and Lindsey Shepherd got the hook with a book.
Looking good.
Sir John ain't toy getting all brother, it's a trap.
Watch the ambush fly.
Yeah.
Our CMP vets and red serks thinking it's an honor parade.
That's me.
Life after service Vancouver studio dignitaries on a stage.
Dignitaries.
I kind of fooled me.
Yeah, we did.
Comedy clothes crown corporation playing guys stepping on our toes not true and reconciliation
It's division and panic
What kind of bulls me
Dirty CBC
Veterans remember country C
Real events
So good
Are they done? Are they done?
Like what else is it gonna take
