Clinton Jaws - I Walked OFF Stage On CBC As They Tried To Set Me Up!

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

"I was personally there when the CBC invited Vancouver RCMP members to their headquarters under the guise of a major Royal Family announcement, only for it to be a fake 'social experiment&#39...; about dissolving the force. Here is how the prank completely backfired..."

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Starting point is 00:00:00 They set you up, they pranked you, you're a loser. Hello. Hey, Kev, it's Clinton Jaws. Pardon me? It's Clinton Jaws. How you doing? I'm doing all right, man. Hey, so I found out, dude, is everything okay? I found out that, uh, that maybe you might have set me up a little bit?
Starting point is 00:00:21 Hey, would you find that out? Am I wrong? And don't tell me the CBC, ain't it? It's the CBC Studios. I bet you some of those anchors were in the audience. They messed with minds that you shouldn't be messing with. That can't take it. And Prince William gets up.
Starting point is 00:00:40 He comes out and starts saying sorry again. And I'm like, shut up. Clinton Jaws, I don't even know where to start. I don't even know. I wasn't even going to. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what to say. You always start from the beginning, right?
Starting point is 00:01:08 I haven't done a video on this. Because I'm going to come across whining. They were mean to me. Do you know what I mean? turns out the RCMP members of the RCMP were behind it they got me hook line and sinker
Starting point is 00:01:27 I'm one of the cops out of six that they pranked it's not even it wasn't even a prank it was something very odd and if I felt evil
Starting point is 00:01:41 around me when it was happening to me I just got back from camping having a drink I thought I'd sit down, tell my story. I don't have a title. Which means I did YouTube for five years. And I did it wrong for five years.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Nobody watched me because of my title. So I made a promise to myself, don't ever make a video. If you don't have a title, don't make the video. But I'm doing it anyways. I'm going to put it up on my Canadian channel, my other channel, that I've ignored for months. So whatever, whatever. It's not going to get any traction, but hopefully I'm just going to spend 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:02:18 telling you guys what happened to me. Really, no wonder they wanted to get me. Because I'm the one that I'm sick and tired of apologizing. How many times are we going to say sorry? How many times are we going to acknowledge? They don't want to reconcile. They don't like us. They don't even hang out with us.
Starting point is 00:02:36 We ain't going to reconcile anything. After it happened to me, I find it strange. Like, I reach out to Aaron Gunn, I don't hear back from them. I reach out to the RC&P union. Nothing. I call three lawyers and their clients for the CBC. They can't help me.
Starting point is 00:02:53 January, I'm sitting around my computer. I opened up my computer and there's an email, this guy Michael Burnett. And he says, Hey, I'm with the BBC. We're going to do a series and it's also going to be aired on the CBC. And I thought, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:03:10 What the hell? Yeah, okay. Let's do this. Maybe I'll make my kids proud. That's what I thought. Why not? Why not? I also thought it was very strange that the CBC were, they don't like cops.
Starting point is 00:03:25 That's what I, I even said that to them. And he told me, it's going to be called after the call. What we want to do is we want to talk to our CMP members that are retired and what are they doing now? How is the switch? How did you, how does it feel to not be a cop anymore? Are you doing it? And they seen my YouTube channel And that's why they contacted me
Starting point is 00:03:50 So I did a Zoom call with this Michael Burnett guy For about 45 minutes They're probably going to show clips of it And I told him a bit of my story They come to my house Okay A cameraman named Jeff Comes to my house
Starting point is 00:04:04 I actually got video footage of him I'm not going to play it right now Maybe in the future Comes to my This is what worries me He comes to my house for three hours. I'm miced up for three hours. He comes into the motorhome.
Starting point is 00:04:21 He's, I thought it was going to be like a podcast interview. It's very awkward. I'm sitting in my kitchen. He's interviewing me, but he's just throwing out questions and then I have to sit there and I have to answer the question by myself. There's no, there's no real back and forth. I'm even pissing with this microphone on. Like I took a few breaks. I don't know what I said.
Starting point is 00:04:44 in between the interview. Like it was just two guys in a house. My kids were there because it was spring break. So they accepted me. This Michael Burnett guy goes, Hey, Clinton, you did great. We love you. We can't wait to come to your house and do the interview.
Starting point is 00:05:04 That happened. The first interaction was in January. The interview was March 17th at my house. But there was one thing I was worried about. He starts asking, I thought I found it really weird. this guy, this cameraman, starts asking about, he says, how do you feel about, you know, all the flak that the RCMP is getting into? And I said, what flack?
Starting point is 00:05:28 What are you talking about? Well, that's how he said it. What do you mean? Well, you know, you kind of laughed. You know, well, with the residential schools. And I said, what about the residential schools? Well, you know, you know. The cops, you know, snatching the kids.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And I said, which cop? Which cop did that? Can you tell me which cop did that? And he laughed. I was being serious. Like, who's the cop that snatched the kid from the house? We're just supposed to assume that all of this, everything that happened at,
Starting point is 00:06:06 bad things happened at the residential schools. Okay, guys, I read the report. They referred to these little kids as savages. And it wasn't good. good. It was bad. Bad things happened. But he wanted me. I didn't even want, I said, I don't even want to talk about this. I said, you're not even really allowed to talk about it in Canada. This is what I said to him. I said, you know what? I read the report. It was like five years ago. And the RCMP, it says right in the report, the RCMP had very little role in taking kids away
Starting point is 00:06:45 from their homes and putting them and getting them to school. They had a very, what, What the majority of the calls were was missing person's calls. And these cops, when they got a missing person up north specifically, they had to get these kids, find them right away because some would freeze the death. So it was a high priority call. And the majority of their calls were that. And that's what this report, 75-page report, told me. And I was embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I'm sitting there. I'm telling them my last day at work, which I basically quit, guys. I basically quit the RCMP. But the way I come across is, oh, a huge whiner. I'm laying in bed. I'm like, you talked about the residential school thing. Are you sure it says that in the report?
Starting point is 00:07:40 And are you, you're whining and crying. About the day you left because a couple of bosses were mad at you. I didn't like how I came across. So wake up, I email him back. I'm this Mike guy and I say, oh, by the way, they promised me all audio files, okay? Jeff said, because I couldn't record. I was trying to record it and it wasn't working out for me. And Jeff goes, I'll just send you the audio files. They send me all audio files but one. I just looked three days ago. One is missing, conveniently. So I say to Mike, hey, I want to do part of it over. Okay. I'll pay for it. All my dime. I don't care. And they said, sure, you can do it in Vancouver because guess what?
Starting point is 00:08:31 We got an event in Vancouver. And the only way we can do the event at CBC Studios is if you're there. We need you to be there. I'm like, sure, okay. I'll do that for you. I'll work for you. And while you're in Vancouver, we will redo that part of the interview. So that's why I'm going to Vancouver. That's why I was going to Vancouver. And when they were at my house, they gave me a contract right before the interview and I signed it. And I look at the contract and I sign my life away. Basically, sign my life away.
Starting point is 00:09:09 I didn't read it while I was there. I said to him, I said, it's really convenient that you just give this to me now. I felt rushed to, well, he's an idiot, obviously. I didn't read it all. And he kind of laughed like, ha ha, I said, you would have thought
Starting point is 00:09:26 you guys would have emailed it to me. So we didn't have to do this part here. Then I would have studied it. But I didn't study it. I signed it like a moron. And they're probably fully covered. This is so dumb that I'm even talking about this. I've been thinking about this in my mind for so long.
Starting point is 00:09:49 And now I'm just bored, tell you the truth. Don't click off, but you're not supposed to tell you're a viewer that you're bored telling the story. But I think about it. it all the time. I can't stop thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Because I'm such an idiot for doing this. But Mike says, and I said, yeah, I'll go to the CBC studios, tell me about the event. We have about 50 messages back and forth. And he won't tell me. And I'm writing it back
Starting point is 00:10:19 and I'm saying, why is this so secretive? And I'm even saying to the woman, I'm like, there's something off here. But I'm curious. what's it going to hurt? And even when Jeff was interviewing me at my house, I said to him, I said, oh, it was called after the call. They're calling this show after the call.
Starting point is 00:10:40 And I said, Jeff, what's going on? There was nothing more boring than talking to a retired police officer. How is this interesting? Who's going to care? Who's going to watch? And he laughed. Didn't answer me? He just laughed.
Starting point is 00:10:56 And then I said, you know what? And they're going to air it on CBC. CBC hate cops. They hate cops. And he goes, well, you know what? They're trying to get more down the center. And I looked at him. I said, oh, are they?
Starting point is 00:11:10 And then he laughed again. They were geniuses at it, tell you the truth. They were. They formed a relationship. But what I didn't agree to was the following. Even though I signed that paper, these emails went back and forth and everything changed. So I'm getting ready to go to Vancouver
Starting point is 00:11:27 And they And about five times He asked me about my surge Can you wear your surge to this event? And I didn't even say this but I forgot to say this But they said something about They can't tell me too much information
Starting point is 00:11:44 Because you're going to meet dignitaries And they're rather excited about it And I'm thinking This doesn't make any sense Why Oh and they said and we're going to, you know, honor your service or, you know, what I said, no, you're not. No, don't do that to me.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Don't thank me for my service, BS. It's not why I became a cop. But I thought I might meet the RC&P commissioner. That's what I was kind of thing. Maybe it's RCMP commissioner. Even though I knew something was so odd, they booked me three nights in the Rosedale. Rosedale and Robson. It's a minute walk to CBC Studios.
Starting point is 00:12:28 and I told the woman, I said, I'm not going to stay there. I'm not going to stay there. They booked me for 25, 26, 27 of March. On the 25th, we're going to have a rehearsal at CBC Studios. I wake up, I drive to Nanaimo and catch the ferry, and I walk from the fast ferry to the hotel that I chose. Because I had a feeling, if I was going to show up at the Rosedale, I had a feeling they were waiting for me,
Starting point is 00:13:00 there's going to be cameras. And I'm like, I'm getting my own hotel the first night. And I'm not going to tell them on the second day when I'm checking in. I just, obviously, something was off. So I'm kicking around and they cancel the rehearsal. So I'm sitting in Vancouver. I have nothing to do all day, all night. But he emails me and says,
Starting point is 00:13:23 rehearsal's canceled. We're going to do this at 1130 the next day on the 26th. Do you want to hang out with us, meet the team? I said, yeah, of course. I'm bored as hell. I also want to meet the cops. I asked them a hundred times. Like, who are these cops?
Starting point is 00:13:36 Like, can you, why, give me some more? He even said, I can't give you the names of the other police officers. And I wrote them. I said, yeah, you can't. What do you mean you can't? I thought it was going to hang out with retired members that night in Vancouver. But what they did is they all gave us separate hotel rooms. So that day, they canceled the rehearsal.
Starting point is 00:13:59 You want to meet the crew. And then around 5 o'clock, 4 o'clock, They say, hey, no, we're going to cancel all that. We'll see you in the morning. Have a good sleep. I call up the woman. I said, this does not make sense. But I'm curious.
Starting point is 00:14:16 So I wake up the next day and I have a... I stayed up in Pan Pacific. It was beautiful, man. It was awesome. On my dime. And I wake up the next day, I have a breakfast. I catch it Uber around 10 o'clock to the Rosdale on Robson. I check into a weird room.
Starting point is 00:14:35 The room is weird. It's sketchy. And now that I think about it, there was probably people, you go up the elevator, you get out, and this is the only room that has this. You have to open a door to get into your room. You go down the hallway, you look, and it has two room numbers, side by side.
Starting point is 00:14:57 I'm like, where's my room? I open a door, I go through the door, here's my room, and here's another room. it's like a community almost like they're separate but they're kind they kind of aren't like you could really spy on somebody like he's he i could just picture them he's here yeah he's checked in it's a go and this whole time he's even texting me hey hey clint uh are you gonna wear your surge uh oh i can't fit into it how about the measurements what are your measurements maybe we can get you a spare one like they really wanted me to wear my search and I was gonna I brought it couldn't I actually
Starting point is 00:15:40 fixed it up a little bit polish the shoes like put a button here and and I thought I mean I love wearing the search this is going to be the last time I get to wear it any chance that you want to wear the surge when you're retired well I think you love you love wearing that surge I love wearing the search and I'm like this is going to going to be the last time I'll wear the surge and I was a little bit excited but worried because you're supposed to ask permission to wear the surge and I'm not going to wear it if the other cops aren't wearing it and they won't tell me who these cops are and thank God I didn't put it on didn't fit like I was I would have been like this for three hours this thing does where is my
Starting point is 00:16:28 surge the woman crammed it into a closet yeah we're They gave me a whack load of money to do this. And I haven't spent any of it. I go into a... I go into a... I get picked up. This guy's name is Cam. And before I start that, I need to tell you guys something
Starting point is 00:17:05 that I forgot to say. I... I was thinking all night about how I screwed up the interview at the house. So for the first time in mind, entire life. I go on Twitter. Well, I don't go on Twitter for the first time of my life. First time my life, I reach out to this person. Her name's Francis. She's been all over the internet. This happened to her. And I forget the date, but it's way before her, her incident. And I say, hey, Francis, can I talk to you? Because I wanted to have a, I wanted to ask her about, she knows a lot
Starting point is 00:17:39 about the residential schools. And I wanted to ask her if I screwed up by saying what I said that day. But she didn't get back to me. She never read it. We ended up talking later. But she never, if she, if she would have read, we would have had a telephone conversation. And she would have found out that her event was bogus before she even went to it. What a coincidence. Really.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And now we've talked about four times, four or five times. So I get a text message, round 11.30, around 11 o'clock in the morning the next day. And I'm at that Rosdale waiting. I put a suit on And it's Cam Cam Hey Clint We're ready for you
Starting point is 00:18:26 I'm down below So I go down below And there's two cops in there One guy's name is Kevin Don't know the other guy Kevin went viral Because he He left
Starting point is 00:18:40 Nine years in the RCMP And he left Because I'm not going to tell you why he left but he left after nine years and the other guy can't even remember the other guy's name so it's three cops in this car
Starting point is 00:18:55 we're going to CBC and I'm kind of like and I guarantee you this has been this we're being recorded there's a camera in the car guaranteed that's when they gave me the envelope and they're all like
Starting point is 00:19:09 who are you like we don't know each other who are you who are you and I'm like oh I got a YouTube channel I got half a million subscribers and da da da I don't even know if I said that. And they're asking, do you know what this is all about? Kevin's like, do you know what this is what's going on here?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Like, what is this all about? And I'm like, I don't know. And then we pull into CBC underground parking. It's huge. It's massive. We're in, right in Vancouver at CBC Studios. And I'm like, I say, guys, I can't believe I'm here. Because CBC hates me.
Starting point is 00:19:47 because I've been bugging them for years, right? Good one, you got me. And I say something like, I'm not getting out first, because there's cameras. We get out, there's cameras, there's a crew. There's a crew about 10 people. They take us to, we go down a bunch of halls, and they take us into the makeup room.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I guess it's the makeup room. And they go, okay, guys, we're going to put some makeup on you for the interview. The two cops got makeup and I said, you're not putting makeup on me. It's not happening. I didn't get the makeup. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:23 That's very important. I wasn't going to put makeup on. Not happening. And then they go, okay, we're going to take you to the green room. And we go through a maze of halls. It felt like a maze.
Starting point is 00:20:35 We go in an elevator. And we go into the green room. And this room is, there's a door to the outside. And maybe I'll show you a picture. This is exactly where the green room is. I went outside for a cigarette. And now we're sitting on the couches.
Starting point is 00:20:59 It's like a podcast kind of style thing. We're all sitting on couches. I'm sitting here. Kevin's here. His name might be Paul. I don't even know. There might be two Pauls involved in this. His name might be Paul.
Starting point is 00:21:11 He's sitting over there. And they're getting us to talk about, I realize that these two guys are really woke. And it's not that that they're woke. It's just they don't pay attention to stuff like I have paid. It's hard to, I don't want to get into it, but cops just, they're too busy, man, to focus on what's going on in the world. And we start talking about racism.
Starting point is 00:21:37 And Kevin says, oh, yeah. I said, well, do you got, I said, I've never met one racist cop in my entire career, and that's the truth. but Kevin had he had a different example and I said well what happened to you and he goes well at night you know you know night shift um you know the guys in the GD pit they uh make jokes sometimes they make jokes about the indigenouses and I'm like okay I think I said okay so your example is a joke and Paul they both believe their systemic racism in the RCMP and I'm the one that's saying there isn't. And I said, Paul, can you, can you give me an example of systemic racism in the RCMP? And he told me where, a place that doesn't matter, but he, he, he,
Starting point is 00:22:28 he policed a place and automatically when the call came in, all the members thought it was an indigenous person who did it. But he's in a community filled. It's the majority of people are indigenous people. And I said, oh my God, man. I said, so 99% of the crime is committed by indigenous people and you think those cops are racist for assuming that it might be
Starting point is 00:22:58 an indigenous person isn't that policing and then we started talking about the commissioner and I said it's something like you know nobody has an example of the systemic racism
Starting point is 00:23:13 in the RCMP and I said to him has the commissioner ever given an example of systemic racism and he said no and I didn't go there but she did did one day. She gave a great example of systemic racism in the RCMP. Yes, there's absolutely systemic
Starting point is 00:23:29 racism. I can give you a couple of examples that we've found over the years. For example, we have a physical abilities, a requirement evaluation. It's an obstacle course. In there, there's a six-foot mat that you have to do a broad jump. And when we put the lens on it and reviewed that physical requirements test, evidence told us that the average person can broad jump their height. So, of course, how many six foot people do we hire? And there are people in all different cultures that may not be six feet, including there's not a lot of women that are six feet tall that would not be able to get through that type of test. See? You see that example? You have to be six feet to jump over this thing.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Even though my 10-year-old can easily jump over it. Maybe she just can't jump over it. How about that? When's the last time she did the pair test? Got to get rid of the obstacle course mat because it's... Some people can't jump six feet. We still don't know why we're there. I was starting to think, oh, this is why we're here, just to have a small, you know, interview with the other cops.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Then this lady, bat-sh-crazy lady comes out and goes, okay, guys, this is why you're here, you're going to meet Prince William. He's going to make an announcement. It's in front of an audience, and it's going to be live TV. and immediately she wants us to get up and start walking to the auditorium. Kevin looks at me and goes, wow, I'm going to meet Prince William. And then I stood up and I said, who the hell is Prince William? And everybody kind of laughed and that actor lady with the blonde hair said, oh, okay, I get it. You got dark humor. I guess it's dark. Not that dark. But I know who Prince,
Starting point is 00:25:45 Williams is. He's the tall, thin guy, married to the good-looking brunette. I've done a video on him. So, we all start leaving. And there's a ton of people, guys. A ton. Like, I want to say 40, but maybe my numbers are off. Maybe 30 to 40 of these TV, whatever you want to call them. I don't even know. Nova Frame Productions. I don't even know. I don't even know what's real anymore. because I found out some things yesterday that just blew my mind what I found out and I'm getting angry
Starting point is 00:26:20 so we go we're going into an elevator we're going up and down and around I say to both the cops that we're with I said why do I feel like we're about to get in trouble because that's what it felt like and I'm looking for the secret service if the royal family's around there's going to be
Starting point is 00:26:40 and they're the they're wearing black they're wearing they look like secret i'm thinking i convinced my mind there they are because when we went to the auditorium they're standing outside and one guy looks at me like he knows me hey it turns out that's a guy named egore i'm like hey man we open up the door to the auditorium full stage of people that's what i thought i saw i mean there's people in the audience there's two native men on the stage with the full you know whatever they wear and we start walking down to the stage there's three chairs on the stage and I sit in the
Starting point is 00:27:24 middle and the other cops sit right beside me and I have an adrenaline dump like you wouldn't believe that I'm thinking dude because I can't talk in front of people I can't it's like the lights are on me I look out into the audience. I feel like there's 80 people in there. I don't have only been 20. I can't see these of lights are on me. And I'm like, breathe, dude.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Okay, you ate breakfast, good. I'm not good in front of people. I'm not good in front of a big crowd. I take a medication. If I have to talk or if I'm in front of a lot of people, I got to take a medication called propanol. It's a beta blocker. And it just slows down the heart rate.
Starting point is 00:28:08 It's wussy of me to emit this to you, gun. but that's what I do and I'm like, damn, you didn't take it. That's what I'm thinking. That's what's going through my head. Just breathe, man. So I'm sitting there like a voice trembling.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I can't take. It's a cop thing for me. I mean, I just can't take situations like that anymore. It's kind of sad, actually. And I told them, don't you dare, thank me for my service. This is not a position I wanted to be in
Starting point is 00:28:40 because I can't do it. But I'm there, and I'm on, live TV. That's what I'm taking in my head. Oh my God. The TV cameras are on me. Watch what you, watch your facial expressions. In this, this nut of an actor and this nut blonde girl gets up and she introduces all three of us. She gets to me and she talks about my YouTube channel, but she can't say the word Clint or just. She butchers my name on purpose.
Starting point is 00:29:20 So strange. She goes on and on forever about me. And then, all of a sudden, Kevin, the other cop, gets up and sings the national anthem. And I'm like, hey, man, he sits back down. I'm trying to make him feel good. I'm like, good job. It was so embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:29:45 It was cringy. I felt bad for him. What? They convince you to sing? And then off to our right, they have a television screen, a massive television screen, that we can't see. Okay, we can only hear it. We can see, kind of. I'm like this the whole time watching King Charles making an announcement on live TV in front of the audience that the RCMP has messed up with this.
Starting point is 00:30:11 They've messed up with that. PTSD. They've messed up with PTSD. They're not helping members in residential schools. And Prince, the King starts apologizing. I'm going to the indigenous peoples. And it was so long that I kind of tuned it out. I'm just waiting for him to stop talking.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And I didn't get it, but he said he's dissolving the RCMP. And I kind of hear it. I'm not really thinking what he's saying. And so his announcement's over. Kevin turns me and goes, whoa. And I went, did he say the dissolving the RCMP? I think so. and then the native man gets up and he delivers maybe a 15 minute speech and he's talking about how it's
Starting point is 00:31:03 the best day in the world that the RCMP is being dissolved and I start looking around and I'm like how the hell do I get off this stage it's pure black because I got these lights in my eyes and I'm like is it a is it a big step off I'm going to look like I can't leave I can't leave there's no way out of this I don't agree with it. it and every time he wanted to say something bad about the RCMP he's talking to the audience right and we're we're sitting over here he would go like this and you know what we call you guys and he says knucka knock a knock of something you you're the the ones that take us away and i'm like i remember doing a video about that as vice chief terry teaguey from chief terry teeggi
Starting point is 00:31:57 what he have to say. From British Columbia Assembly of First Nations explained to the committee and I'm quoting, in my language we call the RCMP Neil Chukin, which interpreted in our language is those who take us away. And now I'm starting to get angry. By the way, they opened this whole thing up with the land of acknowledgement and right away I'm like, oh, God, God. And then he starts saying how this is the best day in his life that the RCMP are going to be
Starting point is 00:32:29 gone forever and the audience is clapping. They're loving this. The audience is loving this. And I'm thinking to myself, these two cops beside me, every time the indigenous person would turn to us and talk to us, they'd put their head down.
Starting point is 00:32:44 And I'm like, Clint, you get your head up, man. You're not going to put up with this. So I just, I stared at him while he turned, when he ever, he would turn his head. I'm like, I'm not going to wilt to you, idiot. You're a moron. Do you know what? I've done for you for 20 years, the majority of all my arrests in my entire career were you
Starting point is 00:33:06 to help you to keep you safe for the night, to drink it off and sells. Every time you guys called the cops, I came. I didn't do anything to you. I helped you. I catered to you. I served and protected you. Do you know how many problems you got in Duncan on the reserves? my uncle did this to me.
Starting point is 00:33:35 You know how many times I heard that? And I'm thinking this entire time, dude, get off the stage and go fix your shit. That's what I'm thinking. You're mad at me? What I do to you? Kind of went off there. I don't know if I can hear that.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Treated you with respect and integrity every single time I had a call with you guys. I went to a call where a kid, his name was AJ. I still remember his last name. Spat all over his girlfriend. and then when I was putting him, placing him in the back seat of the patrol car, he spits in my face. This is a night shift.
Starting point is 00:34:17 He gets released early morning and I'm driving my cop car in Duncan and I see him walking. And I give him a ride home. And I'm the racist. Do you know what cops go through up north? They can't even go to the grocery store. They're scared to sleep in their houses. The amount of rackism I have seen. seen is not from our side.
Starting point is 00:34:49 You don't want to be our friends. You don't want to reconcile anything. We will always be enemies because of you. Get over it. Take accountability. Fix what is going on with you guys. We're not supposed to be the fixers. How embarrassing. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of hearing about him. I'm tired about I bought this house and it's not my property apparently. I'm just sick and tired of it. Tired of it.
Starting point is 00:35:20 tired of saying sorry and I'm sitting there thinking oh my God we're saying sorry again to them that's what I was thinking and Prince William gets up he comes out starts saying sorry again and I'm like
Starting point is 00:35:36 shut up and when Prince William comes out I look at him and I go that's not Prince William this guy's chubby short Prince William's thin good looking and has hair
Starting point is 00:35:47 but I convince myself in my head. And now I'm realizing I'm sitting there for a reason. These people, these production people, wanted me to feel humiliated on stage, which I did, big time. I had about six adrenaline dumps. I can't leave, though.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I can't leave because it's in front of a studio audience. It's the royal family. I'm still not I convinced myself that Prince William Oh I was thinking somebody I must have been thinking about somebody different This is like a different prince I started going through all the princes
Starting point is 00:36:30 In my mind like there's a Prince Andrew Maybe this is a different prince that I don't know I convinced myself that it's Some other royal family But I can't walk out I made an oath When I got my badge To the Royal Family
Starting point is 00:36:44 That's why it's called Royal Canadian Mounted Police You don't walk out on them And even if I tried, they're going to tackle me. The service is going to tackle me, right? And I don't want to embarrass my children. That's what I'm thinking. You can't embarrass your children. You're going to be on TV running away off stage.
Starting point is 00:37:06 You have to sit there and you have to take this. You can't leave. And I don't blame any cop that was involved in this, that stays. because it was designed to make you stay. You could not leave that stage. They get down to the end of it where they're going to seal the deal with a handshake. That's how they're going to do it. The RCMP, and I'm like, they're going to be dissolved with a handshake.
Starting point is 00:37:35 And I'm like, oh, my God. Clint. Now I'm like, is this fake? Is this phony? Even if it is phony, Clint, if you shake their hand, everything you've said on your channels. will be obsolete. You, I'm going to be the fake.
Starting point is 00:38:01 I'm going to be the phony if I... I'm not going to shake his hand. I'm not going to shake this prince's hand. I'm not going to agree to this. And I'm like, oh God. It took everything I had to walk off that stage. It would have been easy to stay.
Starting point is 00:38:19 So I walk off the stage. I wasn't going to tell you that part. I was going to keep that to myself. but I walk up the stage, I'm going up the aisle. I stop halfway, and I turn around to see if the other two cops are going to follow me, hoping that they would, but they didn't. They stayed. And I'm like, get me the F out of here.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Igor, I think it's Igor. He's on me right away. Are you done with the show? I thought that was weird. I'm like, you're done with the show. That's a weird thing to say, the show. And we get out, and now I got cameras. We're going back to the green room, and I got cameras all over me.
Starting point is 00:38:56 big group of people following me trying to get my reaction get back to the green room of course i'm going to go outside for a cigarette i get them to open the door i go out for a cigarette jeff has the camera on me i said jeff get the camera put the camera down man i'm smoking a cigarette and then this eagor's beside me and i'm like who are you you look familiar but why like why are you standing beside me i thought that was weird like isn't it over and i i ripped the uh mike off of me like i'm done i just want to go back to the hotel room, have a bunch of drinks. I'm standing on the street of Vancouver underneath that sign, smoking a cigarette,
Starting point is 00:39:36 and we go back inside, and I'm looking for my jacket. Hey guys, you know where my jacket is? Nobody knows where my jacket is. They took my phone, by the way, before all this. I forgot about my phone. And I'm like, where is my jacket? I go in the hallway.
Starting point is 00:39:50 You guys know where my jacket is? I come back in. Just me, the other two cops are still on stage going through, the shake in their hands. Going through a big ceremony agreeing to the dissolvent of the RCMP. and I can't find my jacket. I need my jacket.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I had important stuff in there. Nobody will tell me where it's at. I'm in the hallway. Now these two cops come back. They're coming back. And I say to Kevin, I said, hey, man, can we go to the washroom? I just want to talk to you for a second. I'm like, I'm still in my mind.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I'm still like, I heard it right, right? I think they said they're going to dissolve the RCMP. That's what they said on stage. and he said his word which I found so strange he goes I think so like that's weird what do you mean you think so you don't know either for certain now you're kind of making me think
Starting point is 00:40:43 that they didn't say it anyway so we start walking on the washroom all the cameras are following us I said guys I'll hold it okay but as I was walking down the hallway Michael Burnett is around the corner hiding and I walk up to him
Starting point is 00:41:00 and I said dude you knew all you knew all about this this was a scam what you did on me he wouldn't look at me wouldn't say a word to me just crumbled crumbled was worried
Starting point is 00:41:17 I think they thought I was going to attack so we go back to the green room the other two cops they sit on the couch they're going to be interviewed again how'd you feel what did you think about all that? And a lady says to me, one of the producers says,
Starting point is 00:41:34 please sit on the couch. I said, no, I'm good. I'm good. And I'm telling myself, Clint, they're trying to get your reaction. Don't give them content. Save the content for your channel. What's the best thing I could do right now?
Starting point is 00:41:47 No reaction. I couldn't leave, guys. I couldn't get out of there. And I didn't want to make a scene because I knew this was a TV show and I could look like an idiot. And when I was on stage, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to embarrass my kids. And I'm saying that to myself, don't embarrass your kids.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Keep quiet. Try to be cool. How do you be cool? Can you please sit on the couch? And I'm like, no, I'm good. Well, we need you to sit on the couch. Let's just have you sit down. I said, no, no, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:42:18 I'm not going to sit on the couch. She asked the third time I said, I'm not sitting on the couch. So I'm trying to, I'm trying to be a cool dude, even though I look like a loser because there's no other way to not look like a loser they set you up they pranked you you're a loser
Starting point is 00:42:39 so I'm off to the side and Igor he won't leave me alone he's standing beside me and we're just kind of watching the questions and they're this this bat shit crazy blonde-haired lady is asking them ask you know Paul how do you feel
Starting point is 00:42:55 oh wow yeah they're dissolving the RC I don't know what he said. They go to Kevin and Kevin says, you know, it's about time. It's about time that, something like that. It's about time that they're dissolving the RCMP. And I'm like, what? Then they come to me.
Starting point is 00:43:12 And I'm like, oh, what do I say? I don't want to say anything. I don't want to talk. How'd you feel, Clinton? I said, well, I was effing piss off on that stage. And everything that was said on the stage was ridiculous. They laughed. And when I said I was effing pissed off, they all laughed.
Starting point is 00:43:33 But when I said everything that was said on the stage was ridiculous, they were offended. What do you mean by that? And I'm thinking, okay, if I get into this, I'm going to be here for four hours. And I'm going to be battling all these guns. I don't want, I'm not going down that road. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:43:48 There's no way I'm going down that road. And I said, I'm not getting into it. And then this Amy girl, cute blonde-haired girl, says Clint she starts out and I said not you too Amy I said I'm not answering it okay I'm done here I'm basically I'm done here and then Kevin started talking again
Starting point is 00:44:09 and then they make the announcement that it was a social experiment it was in a simulation and the entire time they said that my face was like yes no surprise because I knew it was I had found out one minute earlier that it was a fake thing
Starting point is 00:44:27 like it was confirmed it was confirmed that was fake and then she makes the announcement i know this part doesn't make sense but stay with me she makes i already know it's a fake it's going to be fake she's going to about she's going to say to everybody that this is fake and i'm saying to myself when she says this do not move a muscle on your face so she says it because they want you to be like that's what i felt oh my god but i'm like this and then i'm like this and then i'm I'm thinking they're going to, they might use AI where I'm like, or cut to a different scene. I didn't make a face. I didn't make a, what do you call it?
Starting point is 00:45:09 An expression. I didn't make an expression. Anyway, so they keep on talking. I'm off to the side. I want to get out of there. I can't get out of there. I don't got any of my items. And then Kevin says something and I turn to Igor.
Starting point is 00:45:22 And I go, what? Are they in on it too? And he looks at me. Shocked. He goes and gets my phone. Gives me my phone. I said, oh yeah. I said, can I go get my jacket?
Starting point is 00:45:38 It's in the makeup room. Oh. Okay. It was something like that. Immediately, I'm good to go now. Because I'm starting to catch on to everything. So we go to the makeup room. 15 people follow me?
Starting point is 00:45:56 15. That's what it felt like. And we're in the makeup room. And they're still interviewing me. Hey, Clint. this fancy shirt guy. He actually might be in one of the pitchers. He wants me to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:46:12 He wants me to put down the RCMP. And I'm like, man, I'm proud of my surge. I'm proud that I was a cop. The problems with the RCMP are bosses. Okay, when I talk about the RCMP, when I talked about the RCMP on my channel, they thought I hated the RCMP, I think. I'm talking about the bosses.
Starting point is 00:46:33 a small amount of bosses can ruin your career. And I actually said, even though I didn't really believe it, I said, the RCMP are awesome. Because they were just CBC, wants little old ladies,
Starting point is 00:46:56 the only people that watch it, to believe that the RC&P are the devil, that they're evil. And they're not. That surge means everything to me, more than my channel. And he goes,
Starting point is 00:47:08 Clint, you know what? We did this yesterday with three other cops. And one cop gave his surge up, gave it to us. And I said, no, that didn't happen. He didn't do that. Yeah, he did. And I'm starting to think, well, they couldn't leave.
Starting point is 00:47:27 You arranged it for that to happen. And I said, what's his name? He goes, Paul. It's another Paul. Paul. And I said, what's his last name? I don't know. I don't know his last name. Because I wanted to contact Paul.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I wanted to make sure he's all right. Honestly, that's the reason why I asked that. I need to contact him to say, are you okay, dude? Because cops, man, that's all they have at the end of, some of them, that's all they have at the end of retirement is, you know, being proud that they were a police officer, being proud that they were a Mountie. And I wanted to talk to the guy to make sure he was okay. Anyways, I leave and I shake their hand.
Starting point is 00:48:10 to get out of there, to be polite. And the people that stayed on the stage, they did it because they were polite. They didn't do it because they wanted to, except for two of them. Two of them loved it. I go back to the hotel room. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:48:27 I'm about to leave. I'm talking to Michael Burnett and Jeff. It's just me. It's me, Jeff, and Michael. And I'm still thinking, redoing that part. I need to save myself a little. bit by redoing that part of the interview I wanted to redo and correct some things.
Starting point is 00:48:46 And I said, hey, Mike, Jeff, when we do it? I said, Jeff, in front of Mike, when were you doing that interview? I thought we were going to do it today or when Jeff looks at me. And he goes, it's the first time I'm hearing about it. And then Mike goes, well, I haven't told him yet. Well, you've been lying to me the whole time. You told. And I'm like, oh, my God, we're not redoing that interview.
Starting point is 00:49:09 This is so, I am so screwed. Even after I message them and, oh yeah, we got it. We got it. I stayed, I'd go back to the hotel room, I spent another night there because I'm thinking the next day we're going to redo the interview. They don't. I'm on the ferry and they go, oh, you're on the ferry? Well, we can redo the interview now. And I said, come to my house.
Starting point is 00:49:32 They never did. Come to my house. Okay, yeah, we'll come to your house. They never did. This is so dumb that I'm even talking about this, because it's, It's like I'm talking to nobody. You don't do an hour-long video with the title like that. I think anybody's going to watch it.
Starting point is 00:49:50 So go back to my hotel room and I drink my face off. I call a couple buddies and they're grossed out. They're in the RC&P. They can't believe it. They're grossed out. Call the woman. She's livid. Absolutely livid.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I'm sick to my stomach. It was just like really... Yeah, I guess they got me. But there was no fun. money part? It wasn't a prank? And I'm trying, I still don't understand it. I don't get it. And then I start thinking, you've done this,
Starting point is 00:50:23 the most fragile mind. Some of them are retired police officers. And you've done this to, it's so dangerous, the CBC. And don't tell me the CBC, ain't it? It's the CBC Studios. I bet you some of those anchors were in the audience. It was the CBC that messed with minds that you shouldn't be messing with. That can't take it. It's wrong.
Starting point is 00:50:54 It is actually wrong. Surprise, surprise. And then I find out one of the members is a guy who did it the day before I found out his name. And I called him. And he was very reluctant on the telephone to talk to me. But he started telling me the story. And he's saying it's a great. It was a great experience.
Starting point is 00:51:17 And I said, can you tell me the greatness about it? And he goes, you're recording this. He hung up the telephone. Won't talk to me. And after I came home, I called up, I found Kevin's number and I called Kevin. Just that we talked for about 45 minutes. And I'm like, did you get what was going? And he had a great experience too.
Starting point is 00:51:37 He goes, they had good intentions. Talking about tensions. I said, we look like fools, man. No, I don't see it that way. So when it does hit the air, they're going to make it look like, I think they wanted to get members to agree with the dissolvement. The RCMP members to agree, even they agree that we should get rid of the RCMP. See, when you stand on stage and you shake their hand agreeing to the dissolvent of the RCMP, you can't go back on your word when they tell you, hey, it was all fake. What are you going to say then?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Oh, I didn't mean, I was just kidding when I shook their hand. No, you have to double down. You have to say, oh, they should still get rid of it. That's how they did the prank. There was no way out of it. They made them agree. Agree to it. They used everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Even the ones that called it a great experience. No, it wasn't. Morons. You know it wasn't. It was a terrible experience. And you, you know, don't agree for the RCMP to be dissolved. You're doubling down because no cop can ever go, hey, I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:53:04 That's what I noticed in my career. That's all they had to say was, you got me. And no, I never did agree with it, but I was trying to be polite. That's what we do. That's what cops do. We don't get interviewed by people. We're not put in the position ever, that kind of position. So you're trying to be polite.
Starting point is 00:53:24 and that's why some of them shook the Indians' hands because they had to, they were forced to. Me, I got lucky, and a little bit brave, I walked off. But I'm talking to Kevin on the phone, he mentioned something about fight or flight. I'm like, dude, you think flight would have been staying on this stage? Me walking off was fight. Not flight, but he's in his mind.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Oh, there you go, he's running away. Yeah, because I have courage of conviction, Matt. Then I get a hold of another lady. She did it a day before. She's not doing good. Way to go, CBC. It's bad. You should be ashamed.
Starting point is 00:54:17 You should be run off the air. You shouldn't exist. She's sick to her stomach. She is... I don't want to speak for her. but I think she is a It's not good It's not good
Starting point is 00:54:32 It's not good what she is going through She told me her story And that's when I realized That Kevin knew all about it She did the exact same scenario With Kevin the cop The day before
Starting point is 00:54:53 They hired him For the second day Come on back We'll pay you more money pretend that you don't know anything about it. So last night, around 11 o'clock at 11.30 at night, me and the woman were camping, sitting around the fire, and I said, Oh my God, I just can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. When I seen what happened to Francis, I messaged him on Facebook. I said, hey, they got somebody else.
Starting point is 00:55:33 And then I realized he blocked me from Facebook. And then I texted him. And he, and he, he texted him. didn't text me back. So I'm sitting at the, I said, Tara, he's blocked me. And I just find out that he's in on it. So I, I'm like, let's call him. I got his number. Got his number right here. I call him on my phone.
Starting point is 00:55:56 It instantly goes to voicemail. I'm blocked. No, one ring. We use the woman's phone. And I recorded the entire conversation. We have a 30 minute conversation. have a 30 minute conversation. I call him up and I'm like, hey, Kevin, it's Clinton Jaws.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Hello. Hey, Kev, it's Clinton Jaws. Pardon me? It's Clinton Jaws. How are you doing? I'm doing all right, man. Hey, so I found out dude, is everything okay? I found out that that maybe you might have set me up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Hey, would you find that out? Am I wrong? Remember me? And I'm not going to play that for you. I'm not going to play that for you. Because we were all had we were all had it's he did what he did not even thinking not even thinking isn't it funny man i'm protecting him by not going into detail about him even though he effed me over but he's honestly not to blame he's not the evil one none of us are it's it's them cbc and i think that's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it
Starting point is 00:57:17 I think, Did I whine? Let's listen to a song or something. CBC, you don't cross the line this time, eh? Outlaw's calling you out. That's ride. That's right.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Cash flowing to the crown. CBC and APTN wearing the devil's crown. Fake companies, fake smiles, luring good folks into the dirty town. Francis Wittles and Lindsey Shepherd got the hook with a book. Looking good. Sir John ain't toy getting all brother, it's a trap. Watch the ambush fly.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah. Our CMP vets and red serks thinking it's an honor parade. That's me. Life after service Vancouver studio dignitaries on a stage. Dignitaries. I kind of fooled me. Yeah, we did. Comedy clothes crown corporation playing guys stepping on our toes not true and reconciliation
Starting point is 00:59:30 It's division and panic What kind of bulls me Dirty CBC Veterans remember country C Real events So good Are they done? Are they done? Like what else is it gonna take

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