Clinton Jaws - JD Vance vs Bill Maher - This Is Priceless!

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

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What a great comeback. Sorry. Was that mean? I think you go. I'm not telling you what to do. Sorry. I'm just giving you so advice as a friend. Okay.

And I'm not. I am. I thought you were crazy liberal. I'm soon. I watched the show. Okay, Bill. So this is where I'm probably going to lose you here. But here's...

That happened about eight minutes ago. He just said he's going to vote Republican. Did I hear that right? Did I hear Bill Maher is going to vote Republican? Clinton. jaws. Bill Maher. Been looking forward to this all day. J.D. Vance is on Bill Mar. I can't wait.

You know Bill is going to ask him. Hey, are you going to run? Are you going to run to become president in a couple of years? I can't wait for his answer. Let's watch. I haven't watched this. We're watching it together live. Let's go Big Daddy. JD Vance, I have my president. Do it. Not bad.

Do I have the nicest crowd? I'm sure it's the only applause. I'll get, but I'll take it. No, I mean, I'm just glad you're talking to me, you know. I mean, I say it every time when the Republicans come here, they take their beating like a man. It's the people I vote for. They're the ones who won't talk to me. Anyway, let's not talk about my problem.

I just rebound to five seconds. Bill says there's nothing destroyed in Iran. But their program isn't destroyed. The nuclear program isn't destroyed. I mean, I don't know any of our objectives. And look, I said I. What part is not destroyed? Well, we didn't get in there.

The whole thing was we have to get in there and see. Are there us we wouldn't be doing this? Well, let me say, first of all, so a nuclear program, and I'm hardly a nuclear scientist, I'm a lowly politician, but the thing that you have to destroy is their ability to enrich uranium, which has been destroyed. You have to destroy their ability. Well, because you need functioning centrifuges that can actually spend and we know that they're gone. We've got to get in there and we got to get the dust.

Okay. And we didn't get in there, so how do we get the dust? So that's actually a separate question. So there's the highly enriched stockpile, which, by the way, was allowed to accumulate over 20 years of previous administrations. That enriched stockpile is something that we want to get. But, Bill, if we never get it, and the president wants it, and we are going to get it. But if we never got it, it's buried deep underground, and they don't have the ability to turn it into a nuclear weapon. So the program is functionally destroyed.

We're just talking about can we set them back even further through these negotiations. You know, people get excited while you have the vice president on, I'm pretty impressed myself. I'm very excited about this. You know, I, I, I, I had, I had, I had both his vice president a couple of weeks ago. Pence was here. Really? Really? Okay.

Are you become president? Okay. What, what did you talk about with Mike Pence? Oh, who? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll? I don't know. I, I, I, I... It's pretty good.

He was a lot more human than I thought he, than I, than I did. I even asked him to come on my podcast where I get stoned and he was like, maybe. So it was good. When I say you, here's what sticks in their craw. The number one issue. What? Immigration. Not immigration, we like it that you closed the border.

That needed to be done. The people who were here. Be nice. The way you treated, I'm talking about your administration. You're not there yourself, but ICE, all that shit. too rough, too mean, too unnecessary. I think you go, I'm not telling you what to do. Sorry, you're illegal.

Okay, I'm just giving you so advice as a friend. Okay? And I'm not, I am. And I'm not saying, I'm not asking you to apologize if I don't like people to do that. I'm just saying you go a long way toward getting people who are just completely shut the door to you in your ministry, if you would just own that. That you guys went too far. You went too far, and you should own it like you did childless cat ladies.

Well. I like sex drugs and broccoli, that's a good comeback. So here's the basic problem with that bill is you cannot do any deportations without law enforcement, and you can't do a law enforcement operation like that without having some situations that don't look good when they're recorded like that. I mean, let me give you just one obvious example. Let's just set aside the immigration element of this, okay? if you take a guy who's committed murder and you go in and arrest that guy, sometimes that person's going to resist arrest.

Sometimes if you take a video of it and it's out of context and you don't appreciate why that person is being arrested in the first place, it looks pretty icky if you take that out of context video clip. And what I worry about is when people say you can't ever do immigration enforcement if it produces a bad video clip, what they're really saying is you can't ever actually do immigration enforcement. We had 12 million people come into the country, into the interior over the last four years, or I should say from 2021 to 2025. And we were elected

with a mandate to get some of those people out of the United States of America. You can't do that easily. Just there's a middle ground. See, the other thing that bothers us about stuff like that is that nothing ever lands in the middle, which is what I'm always trying to get people to do. I thought you were crazy liberal. Medicare, trying to figure that thing out on your own is like running into a brick wall. You read a website, you call a number, you end up getting more confused than you were before. And did you guys know this? Most Medicare agents get paid more for pushing certain plans. So even the help isn't helping you. So what do you do? How do you figure this out? You call chapter. The only Medicare advisors that compare every plan nationwide. They look at your

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Let somebody actually do the work for you. You should watch the show. I actually do watch the show. I left my ass off backstage. That was a good monologue. Even though you're making fun of me, I kind of like it. He's kicking it. He's kicking it.

I know someone in your administration who watches the show. He's watching right now. Because I always hear about it. You're right. But then it has to go all the way to the other side. Always. Nothing can ever land in the middle. Did they go too far?

Probably in the Pentagon with DEI and... Yes, and now Pete Higgs-Feth is like firing everyone who's not whiter than an al-Binian. No, he's not. It certainly looks that way. Well, but Bill, this is... Nothing lands in the middle. I disagree with that.

I think sometimes things do land right where they should, but you take this story about Pete Hagseth. Obviously, I'm biased. I like Pete. But if you look at the actual promotions that we've done, there have been a lot of people from all walks of life. There have been some high-profile people where he said, you know what?

I don't think that they merited a promotion. But the idea that we're not promoting. but the idea that we're not promoting minorities in the Pentagon under Pete Hegstaff, it's just not true. And I do think that sometimes your criticism is things don't land in the middle, and I understand that. Sometimes the problem is the media reports things in such a way where they actually obfuscate or conceal the truth

rather than reporting what's actually going on. Of course they do. They all do. My recommendation is if you read a news story and it says something bad about me, you should disbelieve it. It's probably lying. Whereas if you read a new story, it says something nice. Right. That's one more like that.

But I just one more thing about this. Now we'll get to the book. Okay. Okay. Like, if this is where the Democratic Party is going, where this Democratic Socialist, this obsession with Israel, with the Jew hating, with they don't believe in capitalism, no prisons,

if this is where they're going, it's where it's going. My vote is in play. Okay. And I like to hear that. It actually always has been. I just every year, I don't make my decision by who was an R or D. I actually always came to the conclusion that the Democrat was probably better.

Sure. And voted for them. Okay. And Trump can't run again, and he'd be a little too exciting for me anyway. So it's either going to be you or Rubio. Here's my deal breaker for your side. Okay. Okay.

Under Trump, you guys have two outcomes than an election can be. Either we win or they cheated. That shit has to stop. And the person who just said he's going to vote Republican. Did I hear that right? Did I hear Bill Maher is going to vote Republican? And that means the person who has to stop it would be you or Marco. Can you tell me you will do that?

Will you bring us back to the middle, at least on that where we concede elections where it's not either one of those two options? Okay, Bill, so this is where I'm probably going to lose you here. But here's... That happened about eight minutes ago. Is it true that large technology companies, some of whom have financial interests that exist outside the United States of America, were they censoring information in the run-up to an election? Yeah, Facebook.

And set to the side, again, the Georgia stuff, but is... That was litigated. Dominion. The Fox News paid us... No, I'm actually... I'm trying to make the more middle ground argument here. The biggest criticism I had at the 2020 election is that you had technology companies that were quite literally censoring negative information about the left and promoting negative information about the right.

The sense in which I think the election in 2020 was rigged, I'm sorry, is that you had technology companies that were putting their thumb on the scale in a way that completely obliterated the real open exchange of ideas. Now, by the way, it didn't happen in 2024, but it happened in 2020, and it was a problem. Well, you're going to get a big pat on the back and you go back to the White House. Let's talk about your book. I mean, I think it's very interesting because, you know, I always want to talk about what people have in common. It reminded me a little of Gavin Newsom. He has a book here, and I was very surprised. It didn't look like his book. Did you read his book? People bought my book. That's the difference.

What a great comeback. Sorry. Was that mean? I'm just saying, that's fine. Well, I'm just saying politicians are getting a lot more real. Okay, I don't care about that. I'm going to get this out here. I'm going to post this. This was a great sit down. Apparently this is going to be a panel that I'm going to watch.

Thanks for watching. Bye-bye.