Clinton Jaws - My Brother-in-laws Panties

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

My Brother-in-laws Panties that he gave me. Former cop talks about dressing up in a covid mask and going to Canadian Tire with the wife. Oh ya my brother in law gives me a pair of moist panties to wear over my face. Just making fun of Covid guys. clinton jaws, rcmp podcast, police podcast clip, youtube clip. https://www.clintonjaws.com/

My parents hate it when I drink, but it loosens me up a bit, you know what I mean? And I like to be loose. And I don't drink wine during the week. Why do I always feel the need to tell you how much I don't drink? $11 bottle of wine, but damn, it's good. Oh, man, I love wine, but it is so, so bad. Brother-in-law, I don't know if I should say this, but my brother-in-law is making me a deck. It's 1,375 square feet.

It's going to be the biggest deck in the neighborhood. Really proud of it. Sinking a hot tub into that mother effort. And maybe that's why I haven't been on here. Because I've been watching him build me this deck. I hop in his truck the other day. Because we've got to go get something. And he passes me this.

It gives this to me. Can you see this? And I'm like, why is he passing me a pair of panties? I shouldn't say this, but they were moist. Not only was he passing me a pair of panties, but they were moist. I'm not going to say wet panties.

They were moist panties. That was my first thought. I'm like, what the? And I'm like, oh, it's a mask. And I have never worn one before. Look at these things. This is ridiculous. It is like a pair of girl panties.

So we go into the store, and I put this mask on me. I don't even know if I should go down this road, but I come home that day. We got a couple of things. And the wife wants to go to Canadian tire. I don't want to go shopping. I don't like shopping. I'd rather stay at home.

I don't want to walk around Canadian tire. I don't want to see people in the community. That come out right? I like seeing people in the community, okay? I love people, okay? I just don't want to see it. I don't feel like having conversations. with them, okay? Well, I'm wearing a mask. And I, I don't want people seeing me in this mask,

because maybe I'm just self-conscious. I don't know. Maybe that's it. I got some bad hair and, uh, now I'm wearing a mask. I look like a lunatic. I felt like a lunatic. So she convinces me and I don't want to argue with her. I don't want to argue with her. So I say, say, I say, yeah, okay. Let's go to Canadian tire and look for some gifts. So we're in Canadian tire and I'm wearing this moist panty on my face. And it's the most ridiculous. I'm thinking, this is the most ridiculous thing of my life that I've ever done. And everybody else is dressed up too.

Have you noticed, though? Some girls look really hot with a mask. Have you noticed that? That's dumb to say, but it's true. But they do. You just see their eyes and their eyes are all done up with makeup. They just look really good. But me?

No. I don't like wearing a panty over my face. It's a panty covering my face. That's what it is. It literally, that's what it is. And I didn't enjoy it. Normally, maybe normally I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't, but I didn't enjoy that.

And is it working? Okay? Is it working? Let's test it. I haven't even, did I leave my lighter upstairs? I was going to test this. Yeah, I did. Damn.

I forgot to light the camera. candles. But does it work? Like air is coming right out of it. Everybody is, I shouldn't be doing this. Because I'm making fun of people wearing masks, but Bonnie Henry said wear a mask and that's what I'm doing. They can't control the virus, but they can control me using it, wearing a mask. And I'm doing it. Okay? You're controlling me. It's, you're winning. Okay. You're winning. Waring the mask. You want to bug your wife? Hey guys. You want to bug your wife? This is so. Why do I enjoy bugging my wife every now and then? It's kind of fun, right?

To bug? To bug? I like buging. I like to bug. I like to be a jokester. I don't look at it as bugging. I look at it as joking around. So I have the mask on. And for some reason, I thought groaning, for no reason, would be funny.

Like, I think I've seen a YouTube video. Not too long ago, and there was a guy walking through Walmart who was doing this. And so we're walking down, I don't know, Isle 13. There's people everywhere. everywhere, buying all the deals, all the bargains. And so I start, I go up to, I go up to the wife right behind her and I go, um, I know it's not coming out funny, but in a really loud voice, I go, uh, have you seen that YouTube video?

Google it. I don't know how you Google, uh, but that's what I started doing. She's like, Clint, don't be doing that. I'm like, okay. A couple minutes later, oh, do it, man. Do that in Canadian tire. She got so mad at me, so mad at me that she started walking out of the store and I had to grab onto her. And I'm like, okay, I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

But I couldn't stop laughing, right? I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one that finds that funny when you bug your wife a bit. So we go to the till. She's taking shit out of the buggy and she has to pay. And I know she can't leave. And in front of the till guy, I'm like, oh, we go in the car after and she unloaded on me. Clint, I'm a nurse in this town.

And what you're doing is people are going to look at you like you've got mental health problems. Okay, sorry. You tell me a cop that doesn't have mental health problems, you know what I mean? Like, every cop suffers from some sort of mental health. So do nurses. Who doesn't suffer from some sort of mental health, right? Cops do. Just about every single one of them do.

They don't even know they do. You don't even know you do. When you retire, then you go back to normal somewhat. You realize, holy shit, I was a wing nut. You can't be normal after seeing everything that you see. Probably shouldn't have told that. story. No.

I started doing that shit. Everywhere I went down the aisle. Maybe we should get the kids a bean picture. Where are the sunbeam batteries? So yes, I wear a mask now.

And that's just, this is just the most ridiculous thing. Come on. Oops. It's ridiculous. But I wear it on my face. What the fuck is going on in the world? Really, I thought it when he passed it to me, I thought, this can't be a mask. You're giving me my sister's panties? That's exactly what I thought at first. But it wasn't. But yeah, I wear a mask now. I wear a mask and I'm controlled. Are they doing anything?

Why is there such a spike in COVID cases right now? How about that? Why is there a spike? If everybody's wearing a mask, which they are, why is there a spike in COVID cases? What are they really doing? I feel like I can't say that stuff. But I like...