Clinton Jaws - Police Application Questionnaire

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

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So, I'm reviewing the pre-employment polygraph questionnaire. That was my job. And then, if something stuck out, I would call them up. And I would ask some questions about what they said. It was like question number 41. I can't remember, but it was about bestiality. And this name was Jessup. I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this, but I'm saying it.

Jessup checked off Beastility question. Yep. sure did. My girlfriend used to enjoy watching videos involving horses. Okay, I know there's more to this story, so I get Jessup on the horn. And, uh, oh, I can't believe I'm telling this. I'm going to sugarcoat it. I hate using, why did I just say sugarcoat?

I know my parents are going to watch us. And, uh, I want to protect them and my sister. So I got to protect them. you guys. Don't watch it. Turn it off right now. Hey Jessup. I see you ticked off Beastiality that that's something you might have partaked in. And he's like, yeah, man,

my ex-girlfriend, she was really into watching the horse video, so I had to watch that with her. Like, oh, okay. Being a cop, you know there's more to the story. You just know. So I said, okay, keep on going. What? Keep on going with the story.

I know you got more. I know you got way more examples. Oh, okay. When my grandmother, okay, I'm not going to say his voice, but it turns out that his grandmother had two dogs, two poodles. And when Granny wasn't looking, he, you know, not brutally, but lightly with his fingers. like just the tips the fingers I think and I'm getting really sick to my stomach and I'm like holy fuck we got a lunatic here and I said okay I know there's more there's more to the story so keep on going I know you got more stories oh it was in Kelona he was in Kelona turns out he's in

Colona. He's at a nightclub. And I met this girl, met this girl at the nightclub and she took me home and she had two dogs. This is where I don't want to expand on details because it's still, like, I'm haunted by it. I can't even, I couldn't even look. When I went home that night, I couldn't even look at my dog the same way. So let's just, how do I say it in so many words? there was no sex but everything other than sex

okay it was a foursome everybody finished everybody was happy at the end of the night that's what happened he told me another story I'm not going to get into it but

and I'll never forget this part after he told me that that final story I'm shocked I can't say, I'm speechless. There's a big long pause on the phone. I'm not saying anything. Jessup's not saying anything. And all of a sudden he blurts out, that bad. It's perfectly normal. Obviously he's not going to become a cop, right? Right?

Everything he told me wasn't beastiality. Beastiality is defined as, was defined as insertion of the man's thingy dingy. That's what Beastie is. It has to be insertion. So everything Jessop told me, he didn't have to tell me. But I get off the phone with him, I go up to my boss. I'm like, I got a real lunatic here. He might be suffering for mental health or issues or something, but this is what he's admitted to me. I told my boss word for word. My boss thought I was the crazy one. I'm like, what are you talking? I can't work with this guy. this guy might come to my detachment or I have to work with him. And he's like, uh, well, clant.

If, uh, if that makes you feel uncomfortable, maybe you're in the wrong line of business. Like, really? So Jessup got hired. He's in the K-9 unit. I made that last part up. I don't know what unit he's in. But it was my biggest fear when I was working a mission that he was going to be coming to my watch. And I'd have to supervise him.

Could you imagine? I mean, how could I not say anything to anybody? I'd have to keep that secret. And he'd be sitting there in the GD pit, General Duty pit at 2 in the morning. Well, the wife, me and the wife are getting some dogs tomorrow. Something weird like that, right? And I'd be like, oh, yeah, fuck, I bet you are. Well, the wife has two horses. Something like just fucked up.

Or he'd back me up. How about that? Or I'd back him up. Could you imagine that? You know?