Clinton Jaws - Police ATTACK Indigenous Woman Over Dirty Plastic Straw | Clinton Jaws #126
Episode Date: September 26, 2023Indigenous lawyer was attacked by Police Officer because of a dirty plastic straw? Clinton Jaws makes his comments. Laura Phypers's lawyer says she was assaulted during an altercation with an Inn...isfail RCMP officer on June 3, 2023. Also Clinton Jaws talks about the Georgia police apologizing for using photo of Black man for target practice call the hotline 604-330-2512 Snapchat "climton11" yes clinton with a "M" Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.comhttps://thegoldenbadge.com Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/joinhttps://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJhttps://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/https://twitter.com/ClintonJawshttps://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/clinton-jaws-police-podcast/id1540431707
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Clinton Jaws, guys.
You know what?
You know what I was thinking?
I don't like my name.
Right before I started, I was thinking, yeah, I don't like my name.
Clinton, Clinton.
I can't even say it.
Clint, Clint.
Yeah, I can say that.
But nobody, all through my life, I say what my name is, right?
And they don't hear it.
Glenn?
They think it's Glenn.
Okay.
I'm doing, I'm up on the stage, right?
and the host says my name and there's 30 comedians there two audience members 30 comedians they find out
I'm a police officer and they go directly to all their cop jokes they've ever written they say on
the stage I don't know why it was like I was very popular when they found out I was I used to be a
police officer but it's funny though in their minds I'm always a cop no matter what even if you're not a
cop anymore. You're still a cop. Like there's no getting away from it. Not that I want to get away from it.
Obviously, I got a YouTube channel. But this one kid gets up there and he goes, let's take Cliff over there.
Cliff? Dude, my name ain't Cliff. And that's why I named the channel Clinton Jaws. Because Clint sounds like Clit.
doesn't work
used to be made fun of
the teacher would join the L and the
eye together on the chalkboard
making a you
then everybody would laugh at me
anyways
this comedian
he starts telling
he tells it a cop joke
and I laugh and he goes hey buddy
I'm not I'm still not on your side
I'm like whoa
whoa
you'll always be a cop
in my mind right
and I hate cops.
Why?
You know, there's so many people.
Okay, I wasn't going to say this.
The woman, I'm going to say it.
She's at work.
Something to do with work.
I'm not going to get the story fully correct.
She's at work.
And this, they're talking about,
some girl is in their conversation,
and she's like, oh, you should come too.
You know what the girl says?
Can't.
My husband hates cops.
Like, how stupid and unintelligent can you be?
You can't hang out with us because your husband automatically hates me.
He's never met me.
Hates me.
How unintelligent do you have to be with that comment, right?
How ignorant?
Just like brain dead.
Like dumb.
Like such a dumb person.
You've never met me.
And you already hate me.
and you can't hang out with me
because of what I used to do.
Who are you calling, dude?
When you're in trouble, right?
When your family's getting raped.
Who you calling?
3-1-1?
Panicou.
And I've probably already said that.
I feel like I've said this before.
I probably have, but I can't stop thinking about it.
Could you imagine my wife?
Saying to somebody, I'm sorry.
No, we can't hang out with you.
My husband can't stand people who fight fires.
Hates them.
hates them
stupid
you firefighters
they sleep at night
you know
my husband hates that
but he doesn't do it anymore
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
he's still a firefighter in our minds
I should have just called my channel
Cliffard Jaws
Cliff what a
is there a worse name than Cliff
sorry to all the Cliffs
you won't find this funny but I did
I thought it was funny
my kids destroy the kitchen
right
They bring out all their stuff from their bedroom.
They just put all this crap on a clean kitchen counter after I've cleaned it.
They'll come, they'll make something.
There's stuff all over the place.
I got to clean it up.
I don't have to.
Because I'm an idiot I do.
Constantly cleaning up after these guys while I'm babysitting.
Dad, my kid the other day was like, Dad, I want to make some money.
Don't judge me, okay?
I know you're supposed to go, you know, they're supposed to.
to do it without you paying it. I said, uh, clean the kitchen. Well, you give me 10 bucks. I'm like,
that's too much money. Okay, I'll give you a seven. No, I want 10. I'll give you a seven. We go back
and forth for about 20 minutes on this. Finally, he agrees to seven dollars. And it does a hell
of a good job. I go into the kitchen. And I'm like, wow, you, you clean this up. I said,
you clean this up really well. And I'm making noodles. You know those saapra and chivalas noodles? They're
really crumbly, you know what I mean?
Really crumbly noodles?
And he says to me,
Dad, where's the windex?
I want to spray the fridge and clean the fridge.
He's done his duty, but he wants to keep on going.
I don't know.
He's looking for the windex, okay?
And so I open up the Sapritschia vannias,
and I thought, you know what?
Here we go.
And I crumble it before I put it into the boiling water
all over the counter and all over the stove,
and I put it into the boiling water.
boiling water and I put the I get the plastic wrapper that it came on and I just place it right
onto the beautifully clean kitchen table and he comes in he's like what the what the hell's this
and I said I know doesn't feel too good does it well and I'm like yeah what what what what
what are you going to say point proven right felt good did I get through to him nope yeah I got to
show you this, okay? I got to show you two crazy bitches in a police officer. Maybe I should title
it that. I don't think that's two crazy bitches. An indignuous lawyer in Alberta. I think it's
Alberta. She got attacked guys from a police officer. You're not going to believe why. Why the cop
went mental. He went crazy, went out of his mind. You got to hear this. Oh, don't you love the
lawyer for indignuous woman arrested by RCMP says officer used excessive force we got more
pictures over here too oh that's horrific horrific what did that cop do that poor lady that poor
victim why would a cop do this for no reason obvious because she's indignuous obviously
the color of her skin drove him mad
these are so much racism within the police force
I just want I want to skip down to what the lawyer says
okay this is what the brother says
Laura's brother said the woman herself is an indignious
defense lawyer based in red deer was attacked after requesting
the officer to obtain a clean straw
for the approved screening device
that's why he went crazy
the cop pulls him over
okay one is drinking and drugs
Her friend is drinking and driving.
Lawyer demanded a clean straw.
And when the cop heard that,
he viciously attacked her and broke her nose
because of the straw guys.
You can't make it up.
It's so dumb that I'm even talking about it.
I don't even got the words.
First, okay, do you guys even understand?
These guys were driving around drunk.
Okay?
He pulls them over.
They refuse everything, right?
She's like, nah, I'm not going to blow him.
to that. Her friend who got punched says, we demand a clean straw because the straw he's using
is dirty. Really? Is that what you think? You think the cop used a dirty straw? Just came out of his
back pocket? All straws are sealed in a plastic wrapper. And that's what he did. He took it out of
the plastic wrapper. It was clean, Laura, okay? Oh my God. And Laura knows that. But, Laura knows that. But
That's what they came up with.
The cop went mental
because she wanted a clean straw.
That's the reason.
That's the reason she got the bruises.
Want to hear the real reason?
He delivered no less than seven closed fist punches.
Well, yeah, there's a good reason why he did it.
Very good reason why he did it.
To the head in the chest.
Forced onto her face and I had a head slam multiple times on the ground.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, okay.
A little bit of an exaggeration there, maybe, eh?
But yeah, you know what?
I had a problem with one crazy bitch in Langley.
I pulled her over for drinking and driving.
And it was just me.
And we're on the highway.
I ended up breaking my glasses.
But she went ape.
I had to take her to the ground.
It was very dangerous.
And it was all I can do to take her to the ground piece.
I didn't want to hurt her.
When you don't, you have to up them.
You can't match their physical strength.
Okay?
If you match it, you're going to be doing this all day.
So you have to try to overpower what they're doing, what their behavior is.
So you take them down, you take them down as hard as you can.
And when you got two crazy bitches, you get them, you get at least one down as quickly as you can.
And maybe you have to punch somebody in the face.
Think about you, you're a police officer?
You got these two gals that are fighting with you and pulling at you?
You don't got time.
You can't get to your weapons because they're all over you.
You don't got time.
You got to do it quickly.
And a punch, we'll solve it.
This is where it happened.
Okay.
In, In his fail.
Who would name that?
Fail?
So the cop's driving around.
He's looking for drunk drivers.
And they stopped the truck.
He stopped the truck.
It went,
The truck went through a stop sign, okay?
On June 3rd.
The driver in the passenger were both intoxicated.
They're completely shittered.
Guaranteed.
Allegedly.
Oh, they were being belligerent and verbally aggressive with the officer.
Huh.
So the cop tries to arrest her for refusal to provide breast sample
because he's got the straw in the ASD,
and she's either blowing like this seven times trying to get a reading, that's refusal,
or just said, no, I'm not giving it to you.
But while this is happening, when police attempted to remove the driver,
I thought it was just a single cop,
but when police attempted to remove the driver,
the passenger, Laura, grabbed the driver to prevent her from being arrested.
So it's a tug-of-war.
The driver, they eventually got the driver,
out, the passenger then got out of the truck and threatened the RCMP officer.
While the officer was attempting to bring the situation under control, the driver attacked the
cop. Now, what story do you believe? It was a plastic straw. It was dirty. Driver, arrested,
dangerous operation, assault the PO, resisting arrest, refusing to provide breast sample. What did
Laura get, assaulting a PO, obstructing, and uttering threats, right? Threatened.
Threatened. Probably threatened to kill him. Just guessing, Laura. Would we even hear about this if
Laura was white? Goofy world. They were both released on a PTA, promised to appear.
Because you know the courts aren't going to hold them, so you might as well just release them.
This is what her brother said. Trusts and facts will ultimately refute the allegation
made against her. Oh. Is that what you think? Now, she's not going to get charged with all those
charges, but I think she's going to get convicted of something. I guess my point is I put my
feet in the shoes of that police officer, and I don't care that they're girls. It's nerve-wracking.
You have two people that you have to arrest that are both combative. That's not fun. So you've got to
act quickly and severely. That's how I would have done it. It sounds like the police officer did a
great job. The officer immediately escalated to the use of extreme force. Well, of course he did.
He had no choice. Extreme, eh? No, no, it wasn't extreme. It sounds to me completely justified.
Oh, listen to this. Friesen, who was still wearing her seatbelt.
acting calmly, right, became entangled in her sweater in the seatbelt and causing her to choke.
Can you believe the officer?
Did that to her?
Oh, yeah.
Laura came to the aid of her friend.
Attempt according to the statement.
She's just coming to her aid.
Why would you think your friend needed aid?
I go, you're choking in the seatbelt.
But you're outside of the car now.
But she had to come to the aid.
what does that mean you mean stop the police officer from his investigation you mean obstruct
the police officer you mean attack the police officer because your friend's about to get arrested
aid they don't even understand that they just made themselves guilty with that comment
he came to the she came to the aid of her friend guilty you're guilty why would anybody have to go
were the aid of anybody's friend.
My friend needed help because she was about to get arrested.
So I tried to come to her aid to save her from the police officer.
You're so guilty.
Yeah, there you go.
This is what the police said.
The passenger grabbed the driver to prevent her from being arrested.
Yeah, exactly.
Ooh, yeah.
She approached police in a fighting stance and threatened the member's life.
Yep.
Oh, look at that.
Police say the officer was injured.
Yeah, why did you?
didn't they start started why didn't they name the title that one officer hurt by indignuous lawyer
why not title it that way anyways woman just called me i'm supposed to be out the lake right now
getting it already i just i just had a viewer sent me this article and i just wanted you to see it
oh i want to show you this guys i want to show you this uh the rcmp they have targets right but it's
of it's genderless
and
it doesn't matter
watch this
police department apologizes over image of black man
used for target prices
I you know
my channel
that's all I do is talk about race
because that's all they talk about
and I got a kick out of this one
a police department in Georgia
under fire after a viral post left many outrage
the video shows white people using an image of a black
for target practice.
What are you doing?
Police Department.
What are you doing?
You know you can't do that.
Let's just keep on going.
There's a point to all this.
Jesus.
The police department for the town in Villarica posted the pictures from its training course
on social media over the weekend and the backlash was swift.
The post got more than 500 comments and had more than 400 shares.
Look at...
Shot him in the cheek.
Most of the people find out.
the images offensive.
You put this image up and we're being shot it.
It was immediately clear to me that the selection of these images using this training
was offensive.
Perception of it looks like we have people just shooting at black guys and that's not at all
what it was.
The chief of the police department says he is now ordering the offensive images taken
down.
The city has hired an independent firm to investigate.
To investigate what?
Okay.
I just want to read this.
This is really short.
So the police department, they apologize, obviously, right?
And N-A-A-C-P said, no, that's not good enough.
That's not good enough.
What they say?
Your department lacks the diversity, equity, and inclusion
for all local officials should strive for.
So because they did that,
their department lacks diversity, equity, and inclusion.
And then I started thinking,
well, you don't want his?
him on. Obviously, the black man who got his picture taken wanted to be on the target. They probably
asked him because he was black and they wanted to be their focuses on equity and inclusion.
Now, you take that target away from him. Black man doesn't get paid anymore for the targets.
So isn't that racism? Stupid point, maybe. I don't know. I just thought it was dumb. The whole
things dumb. White guy? White guy, that's fine. Why? Why is it fine to have a white target,
but not fine to have a black target? Why? What's the reason? They don't even talk
about the reason. What is the reason? Well, I guess they kind of did. You're shooting at black
people. Sometimes we shoot up black people. Sometimes the police have to shoot up black people. Did you
know that? Anyways, bottom line is probably stupid to even have anybody on a target, but it'd be kind of
fun to be shooting out an actual pitcher. I was going to take calls, but the woman wants me to get
out of here. And calls to take. Not my best stuff. It's going to be hotter than balls this weekend.
I can't wait. Can't wait. I got Snapchat guys. I'm going to put a link in there for you.
I might snap some pictures of my, me on my boat this weekend. So add me to Snapchat.
And you guys have a great weekend. Summer's here, right? Summer's here.
Okay, thanks for watching.
Bye, bye.
Unbelievable.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing much.
What are you doing?
Why are you talking like that?
I don't know.
Are you at the lake or the house?
I'm at the house just finishing up.
What did you have to do at the house?
Nothing.
Oh, are you making a podcast clip?
No.
Why are you acting like you have an audience right now?
I don't know what you mean.
Yeah, you do.
So what's new?
Bye.
