Clinton Jaws - Police Cell Guards | Clinton Jaws #108

Episode Date: November 12, 2022

Clinton Jaws Tells a story about a female Cell guard he use to work with.  We take some calls and talk about policing and life.  my second channel subscribe https://www.youtube.com/channel/U...CYnHKuBnhK3vMkMlTycf6IQcall the hotline 604-330-2512 Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/clinton-jaws-police-podcast/id1540431707 #policing #police #policepodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Clinton Jaws. Why am I so far away? You know, I was thinking, you know, guys, if you're coming back from the hat in Saskatchewan, round two in the morning, put that song on with a hot lady from the bar, because I know that's what you guys are doing. I don't know why I started that way. I'm listening to the song, and for some reason, bad, I haven't fun, but bad things are, you know what I thought of? I'm in Duncan.
Starting point is 00:00:59 as a I'm a constable in Ducking, okay? And I asked my watch commander, Rocks, we called her Rocks. Her name was Roxene. I said, uh, Roxy, can I have New Year's off?
Starting point is 00:01:11 A month before New Year's. I'll get back to you, Clint. Like, I'm like, that's weird. Nobody wants it off on my watch. Why wouldn't you just say, yeah, you can have it off. I'll get back to you. So I asked her about four or five,
Starting point is 00:01:29 why am I yelling? I asked her about, four or five times. Can I have it off? Can I have it off? I'll get back to you. Yeah, you probably can. I'll get back to you. And like a week before New Year's, we're sitting in the briefing room in Duncan, in the lunch room. And Rox is doing her briefing. And she tells the whole watch, okay, yeah, we're good for Christmas. We've got lots of bodies. Russ Warren, he's taking New Year's off. And I went, what? Hello?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Rocks. I've been asking for that off. Why is Russ getting it? I asked for it off over a month ago. I don't know, Clay. He's getting it off, okay? He's taking it off. I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:02:27 like, you want to know what's wrong with the RCMP? It's like that. I can't believe it. I'm beside myself. I want to lose it. I want to freak. I'm getting mad even thinking about it. We go in, after briefly, we go into the GD pit.
Starting point is 00:02:43 You know what Russ says to me after? It was, if I would have known that you wanted it off, I wouldn't have taken it off. You asked half an hour ago, dude. You're allowed to give it back to me. If I would have known, hey, uh, if I would have known, I would have gave it to you. Yeah. I wouldn't have asked for it. If I would have known, I wouldn't have asked for that day.
Starting point is 00:03:07 What a weird organization sometimes. When my guys and anybody that, worked for me, they would, they would say what I'm about to say is true. Whenever a guy came up to me, or a girl, whenever a member came up to me on my watch, the watch I was running, and said, Clint, can I have this day off? My words were always the same. You tell me. What's the schedule say? If the schedule says we have enough bodies, then of course you can. You don't even have to, you can have any day off you want except for Halloween. I didn't care how.
Starting point is 00:03:48 That was my rule and I stuck by it. I once had members complain that they couldn't get time off. You're full of effing. You're full of it. As I was leaving Port Albrein. I actually had a member. I couldn't get any time off. Clay won't get me any time.
Starting point is 00:04:04 What are you talking about? You want a day off. I will work minimums every single block. If you want a day off. And I know I'm not saying that right. I'll give you an example. And this is way too long now. In Port-Alberney, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I can't remember. The minimums were four, okay? Me and three constables. We had like five or six on the watch. If we had five people working on a block, then we can afford to have one person have the day off. So that's what I would say. You tell me, what's a schedule?
Starting point is 00:04:39 What's a schedule for next? Do we have five people working? Next block. Yeah? Well, then of course you can have it off. I don't care if you have it off. Why would I care? I would never stop anybody from not taking...
Starting point is 00:04:56 Shut up. And I don't know. Just wow me right up. I asked for the day off. You give it to me right then and now. We have one extra member. We're not a member. minimums. You give it to me off. And it wasn't even New Year's guys. It was New Year's day.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Okay. I shouldn't have started this podcast this way. I didn't even know if that story made sense. I just remember sitting in that lunchroom and Duncan, which I'd give anything to be back there, actually. But I just remember sitting there. When she told me, told the watch that Russ was going to have it off. I was like, what? Are you deranged? You're completely mental. Anyways, she didn't, hey, Roxy, didn't last long as a watch commander, did you? I actually feel bad even saying that.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I know it's a tough job. But how do you screw that up? That's the easiest decision that you would ever have to make in your entire career. Yes, you can. No, I'd get back to you. What are you talking about? I told you how many members we had that were working. I wake up this morning.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I wake up this morning. I've been messaging a guy on Facebook back and forth about firewood guys. You know about firewood? This is an interesting story, so don't you dare shut it off. Firewood, a cord of firewood to burn in your fireplace. It's 300 bucks a cord. Okay, I remember it when it was 100 bucks a cord. And I was like, oh, my God, that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:07:02 You would try to get it for 75 from somebody. But now it's 300. Last year, it was $200. And I was like, that's insane. That a court of firewood. Why is firewood so much money this year? Do you guys know? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:20 I asked my brother, you know what he said? I said, why are they charging $300 for firewood? And he goes, because they can. They're getting away with it. And I'm like, oh, that's so true. Then I started thinking, I think people are preparing for the end of the world. So they're getting firewood in case all over electricity shuts off.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Or last January, I would fill up a, okay, I got oil in this house, okay? It's an oil heated house. And I would fill up a jerry can of diesel. Hello? Um, mom's such you'll pick me up, but I'm by myself and he's not answering. You're with Lucy. No, Lucy's black. How'd she leave?
Starting point is 00:08:09 Mom said she'll pick me up, okay? Okay, bye. Can you tell her to pick me up? Sure. Where are you? I'm at E&W. Sorry, guys, the daughter called. I don't even know where I was.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Back in January, I'd fill up a jerry can, 20 liters of diesel. And if memory serves me right, it was $30 for a jerry can of diesel. I filled it up the ice. other day. It was $50. I'm like, oh my God. $50. So I go through a jerry can of diesel every two days. That's a lot of money. That's not even counting my hydro what I pay for hydro. That's just the oil. And I know, you're probably thinking, why are you going, why are you going and getting a jerry can of oil? Like, why wouldn't you just call up co-op and say, hey, I need a thousand bucks of oil, go fill up my tank. that's not how I there's something weird with me that's not how I operate I go to when I go to a gas station
Starting point is 00:09:15 I never fill up my tank okay I get like 20 bucks sometimes I get 10 I never fill it up I don't know why that's just the way I am I mean I got money but I pretend that I'm cheap anyways so I'm talking to this guy back and forth for a week about his firewood because this firewood isn't $300 it's $250 and I'm like okay but here's the hitch. The catch? Hitch. Whatever. I have to go get it. Okay, he's not delivering it. So the 300, people are selling firewood in Port-Elburning for 300. It's delivered to your house. He's selling it 250. I have to come and get it. I have to load it into my vehicle. I have to bring it back and unload it. And I thought, you know what? I'm going to save myself 50 bucks, even though it's going to cost me
Starting point is 00:10:02 a little bit of gas to go out to the lake and get this wood. I'm going to save myself 50 bucks, 40 bucks and I'm gonna do it myself today I'm going to pick up the firewood I wake up early I go to Canadian tire I get some straps for the flat deck and I get uh I got something else what I got damn it gloves got some gloves for my girl hands and I come back home I load up the flat deck I'm ready to go I put on my boots and my goofy jacket and I text the guy what's your address. It tells me his address. I said, okay, I'm on my way. I'm actually sitting in my truck, guys. I'm sitting in my, the Jeep. It's going. The Jeep is going. Flat deck hooked up. What's your address? Tells me the address. And then I said, okay, do you accept interact,
Starting point is 00:10:59 e transfer? And he goes, yep, it's, uh, that'll, it'll be 262.50. 50. 50 cents. And he threw in GST. And I'm sitting there. God. Not a big deal, right? Yeah, it is. That's a huge deal. That's a huge deal to me. That's a big deal to me. So I put GST question mark. And he wrote back, yeah, it's a legal business. It's a legal business that I'm running here. You're a scum sucker. You're a scum sucking prick. That's what you are. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, okay, obviously I'm going to go get the firewood, right? No. No. Something says to me, No, you can't. Clint. If you go get this firewood, I'm not paying tax on firewood.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Firewood should be free in Port Albertany. There's so much wood. And he throws out that I've got to pay an extra $12.50. Which means all the work I'm going to do is going to be $38.50. Because I worked it out and I think that's what it is. I would rather pay somebody $38.50 to get the firewood delivered to my house. So I wouldn't have to do any hard labor. So I go inside and I talk to the, I can't call her a woman anymore.
Starting point is 00:12:26 She said I can't talk about her anymore. So I'm forced to say girlfriend. So I talked to the girlfriend and she kind of agreed with me. Obviously this guy doesn't have a legal business selling fire. he's not reporting his earnings to revenue Canada. Give me a break, Matt, Fred. You aren't. You just aren't.
Starting point is 00:12:50 And so I wrote him back. Why am I telling this story? I just realized it's really stupid. So I wrote him back. I'll pass. And he wasn't happy with that. He said, Thanks a lot for wasting my time.
Starting point is 00:13:05 And then I said, I went to Canadian tire and bought some straps. And the other thing that I keep on forgetting. straps and gloves. I'm pretty sure you wasted my time. Because didn't he?
Starting point is 00:13:21 You can't up the price. Nobody ever pays GST or PST on Firewood guys. Okay? I just got to tell you what he said. I'm trying to avoid confrontation. Believe it or not, I am. So I'm trying to be nice.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I used to always blow up. Like I used to absolutely freak out. So he says, yeah, thanks for wasting my time. And I told him about Canadian Tire. And he went, ha, ha. Okay, take a hike, kisser. Kisser. I googled that. Take a hike, kisser? Like, I didn't even know what the hell he's talking about. So I said, kisser? Question mark? And he said, I don't know why the kisser went there. And he put a, put a, emoji like this. Scratch that.
Starting point is 00:14:31 He said, scratch the kisser part. And I said, it's too late. You already texted it. And he wrote back, lull. I don't know if we're getting a longer fight and tell you the truth.
Starting point is 00:14:42 And he said, good luck, finding it cheaper. Cheers. Hmm. I don't know. I guess I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy,
Starting point is 00:14:55 BZ. Upped at 10 bucks. Not even 10 bucks. 12 bucks. 50 cents. Kisser. I think kisser meant loser. You can't screw that up, guys, when your text messaging, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:09 You just can't. It's kind of funny now that I think about it. That's my firewood story. End of the world. Everyone wants firewood, so they're charging $300. And diesel is through the roof. Like how many homes are still run by oil like this one. And, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:15:37 That must be pretty hard for people to. Diesel is through. the roof right now. I hope you guys bought oil stocks. I hope you got money in oil stocks right now. Now, don't listen to me about stocks. Don't. Because I got money in oil stocks. Okay. I have since 2020. And I'm really grateful for that, but that could backfire big time. They went through the roof again today, though, which is good. Okay, I haven't been around here. I haven't been around I know. I haven't been doing videos. And there's a reason for that. There's a reason for that. I'll tell you what it is. It's how I look. Okay. I'm going to the washroom the other night.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Actually, quite a while back. And the girlfriend comes out of the washroom as I'm going into the washroom and she looked at him and goes, oh my God, you look like you're 17 years older. I'm like, oh, that's sweet. Thank you. Thank you. And you. you know what, you look really tired. That's how you look really tired and just run down. I didn't say that, but I should have. And I thought, this is what happened. Halloween, I dressed up in a little costume and I dyed my hair.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I dyed my hair really, really dark. And she's right, the girlfriend's right. I got, I got, I got, I look like I'm 17 years older. I've been washing my hair twice a day to, try to get this permanent darkness out. It won't go away. It's flushed out my face. I look like an old man. And I just couldn't come on the camera. And I said, screw it today. I don't care. That was a stupid story. But I'm just explaining to you why. God, I need a haircut. I need a, I need a re-dye. And it's just, I just don't feel pretty right now. And that's why, that's why,
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's why I've been avoiding the video camera. I know I'm going to look at this and go, what? I can't even look at you guys. I can't even look at you guys with this hair and this face. I don't like what I've done to my face and my body right now, and I've got to fix it up. And I got to choose. I've got to find a thumbnail, an old thumbnail, moist,
Starting point is 00:18:11 an old thumbnail that back in the archives, because I'm not going to take a picture of what I look like now and put the thumbnail of me of what I look like now up. And you know what? Should we just take some calls? Wow. When you don't do this for a while, hey, do you guys mind if I have a cigar?
Starting point is 00:18:34 I quit smoking, by the way. I feel like I should save this story for another day, but I'm not going to talk about it now. And this world's getting weird. People are getting weird. I'm weird. Okay. Yeah. So why am I complaining about other people? Let me tell you something. It's so weird when you retire. People, when I was in depot, RCMP training, my facilitator said, they said, people are going to look at you differently now, now that you're a police officer.
Starting point is 00:19:25 And that was true. But you know what else happens? When you retire, they look at you differently. like you're a nothing you're a nothing little person like you go it's hard to revert back to a nothing you're a something and then you become a nothing again
Starting point is 00:19:47 that's hard to this is what happens when I was a cop in Port Al Bernie I finished my career in Port Al Bernie was a mistake I was I would do a lot of bar patrols because that's what they wanted
Starting point is 00:20:12 the detachment wanted you to do bar patrols patrols, I don't know, probation checks, la, la, la, la. And I wanted our watch to look good. And I kind of liked doing the bar checks, right? I'd run into old buddies that I used to go to school with and broke up the night. It was interesting. Sometimes I'd run into my brother and his woman.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And just friends, sometimes old friends, old buddies set the bar. So I make an evening of doing these bar checks. I'd hit every bar and walk through. It was a good time. I got credit for it. Our watch got credit for it. And I looked like a star. So I got to know the waitresses, the waiters, everybody.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And there's one waitress at this, one bar that I got to know because I went to her domestic call one day. Her and her hubby were splitting up and they got into a fight. So we got to know each other. and she worked at the local bar. And she was looking for a hamster cage. Okay? She wanted to buy her kids or hamster cage. And our hamster just died because we left the hamster back here in July in the living room.
Starting point is 00:21:39 And they don't like heat, I guess. And it died. And so I had this huge hamster cage. And she's a single mom. And she's willing to pay money for this hamster cage. I go to where she works and I said, here's your hamster cage, free. Have it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Oh, thank you. That's nice. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I felt good doing it. One night I'm working and she calls the police. I attend. And some kid ran out and didn't pay the bill, didn't pay her bill.
Starting point is 00:22:15 And she told me that she has to now pay the bill. It's money out of her pocket. pocket. I didn't like that. And so she gave me a small description of him and there's nothing we can do. We're not going to find the kid, okay? But I do. I do my little investigation and I go to the next bar and I find him and this guy is drunk as F. Okay. He's effed out of his mind. And I find his buddy and I said, that guy, his buddies, that guy walked out of that pub that you guys were just out, just that and didn't pay his bill here's the receipt and his buddy said i'm so sorry here's the money i take the money and i go back up to where the the broad is working okay and i give her the money makes me feel good
Starting point is 00:23:05 makes her her feel good i kind of went out of my way in a way it kind of i know it's my job but i kind of went out of the way no no other cop would have got the money for her i go to a friend of mine's party one night and there she is and we talk we talk for a good you know 20 minutes and we got a good relationship. It's a good relationship. I go to the Bar and Wine Star yesterday. And I'm walking down the aisle and I turn around and there she is. But I'm like, that's not her.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Is that her? Pishy does this. Or she would never do that. She wouldn't just give me one of those, right? It would be a high. How's it going? How's life? I haven't seen you for a while.
Starting point is 00:24:09 And I'm like, I'm still not convinced that it's certain. I'm like, there's no way that she would do that. There's no, absolutely no way that she, how could you do that? Why would you do that? We talk all the time. I did mostly everything for her. That's how I'm thinking. Maybe it's selfish.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I don't know. I don't know just what I'm thinking. So now I'm in lineup. Okay, there's three people in front of me. She's behind me. And I keep on turning around to see if it's her. And I was going to say, hi, you're, you know. But she's like, she's doing this in the line.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Pretending to be on her phone. So she doesn't have to look at me. And I look back at her about four times, like a loon. I look like a loon doing it. She knows I'm looking at her, but she won't lift her head from her phone to acknowledge my presence. I'm paying my bill now.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I'm still not convinced that's her. And as I'm walking out, the employee says to her, oh, hi, Nancy. And I'm like, God, it was her. Brutal. I don't know. Maybe she didn't recognize me with my stupid hair,
Starting point is 00:25:27 but no, she knew who I was. She knew who I was. What is that? What is that? What is wrong with people? Am I that terrible of a person? Like, what did I ever do to you? And people right now, like, why do you even care?
Starting point is 00:25:45 I don't know. I don't know why I care. I just do. I just care. I care about it. It bugs me. It eats me. There's so many shh-y people in this world.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, I know. Okay, yeah, I might be one of them. But I don't know. What I ever do to you? You can't acknowledge who I am? We can't have it like a nice, I don't know, 10-second conversation. How's it going? Good. How you don't? God.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Like, girlfriend asked me the other day, why aren't you doing any videos? Oh my God. Because you told me I look 70? So where are you? You got to do videos. I think we should take some calls. That's what I wrote that down.
Starting point is 00:26:45 It says, I think we should take some calls. Hey, my kid played hockey the other guy. I mean, you know how I've been talking about hockey and stuff like that? He lost 20 to 2. but the teams are fair because they split up the teams they're fair the other team won five nothing against the duncan my kid lost 20 to 2 but they're fair and he got MVP and he's like dad i got MVP for his because every every game they they pick somebody a teammate who's going to be the MVP you got MVP i guess that's great i'm like that's great he lost 20 to 2 dude but it's fair
Starting point is 00:27:25 Let's take some calls. You hear that, guys? I didn't. I think he called me Mr. Jaws. He's calling him right back again, but it's just so... Is it my end? Is it my phone? He's this guy called back again and left another message,
Starting point is 00:27:47 and I can't play any of it. There's so much background noise. It's like he's driving in a vehicle or something like that. Is it my end or is it your end? If it's my end, I'll change answering machines. But sorry, I can't play your message. So let's go to the second one. Hey, Clint.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Joe Wonstable here. And I was just... Joe Wonstable. I think that's what he said. Joe, thanks for calling. Constable? Wonstable? Let's try that again.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Hey, Clint. Joe Wonstable here. And I was just in the process with a local RCP attachment to work as a cell guard. And it's a pretty good job. Knights are tough, but it's a pretty good job. you know some of those sell guards get paid a hell of a lot of money like a good wage for mainland i was just wondering if you're any stories i wish you would have told me which the detachment in the lower mainland but whatever a detachment of lower mainland i was just wondering if you're
Starting point is 00:28:54 any stories uh involving working with cell guards um in your career thanks oh you're welcome thanks for the call guys call 604 330 2512 call do i have any what'd you ask you ask you ask again do I have any involving working with I was just wondering if you're any stories involving working with you know do I have any stories my mind is so I should do an episode on cell guards but do I have any stories that the ones that pop I had a cell guard that grabbed my balls one night and you know she it was a girl it was a girl and and I don't know if I should have said that. But that happened.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah, I might have to edit that one out. But I think it was purposely too. Yeah, a little bit of a squeeze on it. I had a cell guard that was a girl that was turning into a boy. She complained about me. She didn't like my attitude. and then her girlfriend hit on me at a bar in Maple Ridge. There's a bar in Maple Ridge.
Starting point is 00:30:16 It's like everybody goes to it. And the cell guard shows up with his or her girlfriend. I don't even know how to say it about it. And she's like smoking hot. And she started hitting on me. And she's like, hey, maybe you can be like, you know, you can come over and you can do this little, you know, we can do this. And I'm like, no, no, I can't.
Starting point is 00:30:37 I got a woman. And then I looked at them. They're talking about it. And the two start getting into an argument and they leave. They leave quickly out the door of the nightclub upset into a huge fight. I know those aren't the stories that you're looking for. And man, the cell guards, their, cells is crazy. Cells is insane.
Starting point is 00:31:06 So I should have a million stories. I need to sit down and I need to think about my cell stories. Best cell guard I ever had was in Duncan. His name was Murray. And I don't even know how he's doing anymore. He's probably, you know, I don't know. I don't even know if he's around anymore. But it'd be two, three, four, five, six in the morning.
Starting point is 00:31:28 And I'd be like, Murray, open up the bay door. Let's go have a cigarette. And we'd have a cigarette in the back of Duncan Detachment. We did that all shift long. I would bring my dog Toby two cells on a night shift and Murray would look after my dog which was pretty cool and he would get in there
Starting point is 00:31:49 like when we were fighting with the rats he'd be right in there he'd get a little bit too angry but it was it was nice to see you could always rely on them bit of a boring job right you're always those cell guards are supposed
Starting point is 00:32:07 they got screens TV screens in front of them. They always got to be looking and writing in this stupid cell book. Kind of like a sweeper at Canada Safeway. I swept every 20 minutes. But they're constantly writing this book. I know that's not what you're looking for. I'll do an episode on that.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Hey, Clint. Pretty good, buddy. How you doing, buddy? And guys, I know I'm a little off tonight, okay? I feel off. I like this guy. Hey, Clinton. How you doing, buddy?
Starting point is 00:32:52 And why don't you call 604-330 2512? I'm doing great. How you doing, man? Watching all your videos, they're really good. I'm retired B.C. Sheriff. Retired Sheriff? I sent you an email while back it was in C. Sheriff. I sent you an email while back.
Starting point is 00:33:08 It was in Porteil-Burney back in 74, and I joined the RCMP. This guy was in 1974. He was in Port-Elbernie. Do you remember High-Steppers? Do they have High-Steppers back in 1974? They had Tall Timbers. Remember Tall Timbers? I grew up in Tall Timbers.
Starting point is 00:33:26 My parents had a lot out of Tall Timbers. Campground. Sheriff would be a great job, but they pay like half of what the RCMP pay. And that's why a lot of sheriffs try to become a cop. While back, it was in Portoilbarnie back in 74, and I joined the RCNP exorries. And that's what ended up in the Sheriff's Department instead of the RCMP. Don't know if I was a good choice. Either would have been good.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I probably would have preferred the ICMP. You would have made more money, but you know, what it probably was a good choice doing what you did but it happened to watch i watched a lot of your videos and i was watching the one on taser taser i remember in coquitlam the representative for taser international came out and uh they were doing demonstrations when we were we were just uh giving the taser in our organization and the guy told me and he said hey buy taser international stock and like an idiot i didn't like it was like about seven bucks tell you what
Starting point is 00:34:37 had it been very rich had I bought or 5,000 bucks worth of that taser stock I did 25 years ago at 7 bucks anyway
Starting point is 00:34:48 keep up the good work my friend you're welcome to play this thanks buddy dude thanks for the call I like hearing that stuff and you know what would you have been rich
Starting point is 00:34:59 if you bought taser piece you probably would have sold it I bought it I bought it and if memory serves me I know I already told this story but I'm sitting there in Duncan in the GD pit
Starting point is 00:35:10 and this constable from another watch goes by me and he's got this big brick on the side of his gun belt I'm like because we back then we we put them on our gun belts instead of strapped him to our legs I don't know and I'm like what's that dude and he shows it to me and he's clicking click click click it to get it
Starting point is 00:35:27 he's like it's a taser and I'm like what happens he tells me the two prongs come out and the taser the guy and I'm like that's unbelievable So I sat down and I googled. Maybe I Yahooed it back then. I don't know. I gave it a Yahoo Taser stock symbol and it came up.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I just wanted to know if it was there. And so I bought a bunch of money. I put some thousands of dollars into it and it split. And then it split again. And then I sold it because I needed money. I needed money. I just started buying a house. And I had nothing.
Starting point is 00:36:09 My mortgage payment was $800. And I was making like $1,095 a paycheck with the RCMP. So I sold my Taser stock. And let me tell you something, that's one stock. If I can get back into it, I look at it every day. It's like, I don't know. It's at 160? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I don't know what Taser stock's at. But it's up there. It's split up. bunch of times. Axon, I got it right here. 182. 182, 52 week low. It went down to $82, not too long ago. That's one stock. If you can get it low, that's one stock you would want during a recession. Taser stock, the weapon is unbelievable. Every cop in the world is going to have a taser. How can you go wrong with, uh, putting money into
Starting point is 00:37:11 to a business like that. You can't. You can't go wrong. And I always think, what's the next thing that's going to hit? What's the next thing that cops are going to have
Starting point is 00:37:21 on their belts? What's the next tool that cops are going to have? It's not going to be rap technologies. What is it? So I'm always looking for it. If you guys,
Starting point is 00:37:31 leave a comment, if you know what the next big technology that police officer, there's so many police officers in this world. and if you can guess the next best thing you can become a rich man did you know taser they were coming out with um they kibosh this taser was coming out with drones drone tasers so the drone would be in the air and they would taser the suspect like beautiful
Starting point is 00:38:07 suspect wouldn't even know it just whew and the board said no that's inhumane treatment and they canceled that how crazy would that be how crazy okay i think i've had too much wine i think i'm going to end this here i'm going to review it and i'm going to be very upset with myself and i'm sorry about my hair i'm sorry what i look like guys if you listen to the end subscribe to my channel okay there's a big story i want to tell but i need subscribers i also have a second channel that's very important to me that I hit a thousand subscribers on it. I think it's called Clinton Jaws short clips.
Starting point is 00:38:53 I don't even know the name of it. I'll leave it in the description. If you can subscribe to that too and get ready, because I'm going to be doing some live streams. I don't know why because I'm not even good at this anymore, but I'm going to do another. I'm going to post, I'm going to try, what time is it? Six o'clock.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I'm going to try to post this quickly. I don't know if I'm going to be able to tonight, but I want to do another one tomorrow. Maybe I'll look into the camera this time. I'll get better. Okay. Have a good night. Happy November 11th. Remember it's, I don't know if you say that.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I hope you're all remembering. Okay. Bye, bye.

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