Clinton Jaws - Police Officers Wearing Masks During Exams | Clinton Jaws #95

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

Clinton Jaws talks policing and how things change after 5 years.  He also breaks down his boring life. We talk about RCMP Depot and the odd rules cadets are forced to abide.  Clinton Jaws answers calls from a police officer who has 5 years service and a police applicant who just became a Canadian Citizen.  call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Stop it. Clinton Jaws, guys. Clinton Jaws, there's a website out there called Clinton Jaws.com. And if you're a retired member, get one of these at the golden badge.com. You know what? I'm winging it. I am absolutely winging it. And it's going to show.

It's going to show tonight. I am so bored. I don't know how to start these things sometimes. And I just want to start it. I don't know. I guess I'm just going to talk about how I feel. Are you bored? Okay, it's been raining since October.

Last night, this is how boring it is, guys. This is how boring it is. It's how bored I am. I'm sitting upstairs, and me and the wife are watching TV, and I tell the wife she could put on whatever she wants. And she puts on the Kardashians? Not bad, right? That's kind of interesting for people to watch the Kardashians.

But she put on the first episode of the Kardashians. So I'm sitting upstairs. And I have to watch the first episode of the Kardashians ever made, you know, back in 1985. And while I'm watching it, my wife watches me to make sure that I'm watching the Kardashians. She's, I'm looking at the TV right now, right? But she's looking at me like this. making sure that I'm looking at it and I'm not allowed to pick up my phone

and look at my phone and she kept on saying, are you watching? Can you believe it? Are you watching? You just got to watch us, watch us. Look at this. Look at them.

Look at them before. Can you believe what they looked like before? Now look at them now. It's like, oh, I'm going out of my mind. And while I'm watching it, garbage. I'm watching this.

garbage. And she turns to me. And she tells me, she's not even watching it. She's looking at her phone. She goes, do you believe Val Kilmer? Look at, he looks so weird now with all the Botox that he got? I'm like, okay. So I'm watching Kardashians. Listening to my wife, Google Val Kilmer, this is so stupid. Literally bored out of my mind. Like bored out of my mind. Everybody says me go back to work, Clint, just go back to work. No, I don't know. I'd be honest with you. I'd rather be bored than going back to work. I don't mean to be sounding doom and gloom.

But it's kind of like, I don't know, it's a weird, weird time that we're going through right now. Just, I think it's trying to get out of the pandemic. And I think that's mess with people a little bit. I wasn't going to talk about this, but maybe I'll bring it up, I'll bring up a picture. Okay, I'm on the Instagram. And I guess my friend is Deppo. Deppo's one of my friends on Instagram. And Deppo posted a picture.

You want to see the picture? You got to see this picture. By the way, my American fans, I know there's about three of you. Depo is the police boot camp, okay? That's where you become a RCMP. And Depo, they're insubes. Instagram page post a picture of three people writing the RCMP midterm. See the picture?

Okay, you just got to hear that. They start off by saying, I prepared as best as I could by paying attention in class, studying my code and sleeping as much as possible. Do you think they're eight-year-olds? Who's the lunatic? writing this I couldn't believe

it's time for the midterms this week cadets need to show that they can apply what they have learned and applied science police services oh my god why are they talking like that why are you talking like you talking

to seven-year-olds. I prepared as best as I got by paying attention and class. Like, what is that? Studying my code and sleeping really good. And look at

the members. They're wearing masks. They're wearing masks. While they're writing, they're two-hour midterm. I think it's two hours. Mine was. You imagine sitting there.

So I wrote, I wrote, I wrote a comment. And I put, they're wearing a mask. That's insanity. Complete insanity. It was up there for about three hours and then they took it down. They don't like my tone. But how stupid. Could you imagine being a depot right now?

Writing the midterm exam. one of the most pivotal important parts of becoming a police officer and an RCM police officer and you have to cover up your nose and your mouth while you write that exam want to know something about the exam I remember the midterm exam it took me five minutes to calm down they put the exam down they said open her up in my heart what's going through my mind I was combat breathing for five minutes. I couldn't even answer a question because I didn't want to go home.

Now do that with a mask, you morons. Are you that senseless? Don't tell me you're still doing that. That's BS. That's torture. There's absolutely no way that you should be, maybe they're not doing it anymore. I can't believe they did it at one point.

Like these guys are actually wearing masks while writing the most important exam of their entire lives? You can't do that to them. By the way, do you want to know how to ace the exam? I'll tell you. Most cadets set up their criminal code with tabs to refer to certain sections during the midterm. I did that.

I had so many tabs in my criminal code that it was ridiculous. You know what? I couldn't even go through the tabs. So when a question came up on the midterm about us, assault. And I'm like, what section is assault? I couldn't even see because I had so many tabs. I just went to the back of the criminal code, looked under assault. Okay, that's a page number. I don't know. I don't know if that's the thing to do is to tab your criminal code because I never

tabbed it, but I never referred to the tabs. Ace your midterm. Get a hotel, the week, and before your midterm, study your criminal code. study your annotations. Study the annotations. Study causing a disturbance. Study everything. When can you cause a disturbance? Can he cause a disturbance in an apartment building?

Stuff like that. The annotations actually explain it. I got a superior on my midterm. I fluked out. I didn't even finish the exam. I didn't even finish the midterm. There was about eight questions left and they said, one minute left.

They don't give you a nut. They didn't give me enough time to finish the midterm. And I just went, I guess I guess right, because I got a superior. But I thought I failed it. Thought I failed the midterm. Anyways, stupid pitcher. I don't know why I just brought that up. I'm going to be honest with you guys right now.

I don't know what to talk about. I don't know what to talk about. I wrote down Twitter. I don't know why I would talk about Twitter. I bought Twitter at $50 a share. And I sold Twitter at $50 a share, thank God. He's now in the 30s. Elon Musk is supposed to buy Twitter.

That's kind of interesting because this is why it's interesting. What's he up to? The richest man in the world, what is he up to buying Twitter? I hope he buys Twitter because he's all about free speech. He wants to release free speech. He doesn't want free speech to be censored. So he comes out today and he goes, I don't know if I'm going to buy it now. because apparently it looks like Twitter is filled with a bunch of bots,

a bunch of fake accounts, like the accounts aren't real, like Twitter doesn't really have as many customers as they say they do. And then I started thinking, was this Elon Musk's, because he's upset with Twitter, he always has been for years. Was this his whole plan? Hey, you know what? I'm going to buy Twitter at $54 a share. I'm going to put a bid in.

They're going to accept the bid, and I'm going to pay like $50 billion for this thing. And then when I asked to look at the paperwork, I'm going to tell everybody in the world that Twitter doesn't even actually have that many customers. Because Twitter came out and said, 5% of Twitter customers are fake. They're real.

They're not real. They're fake accounts. And Elon Musk said, no, it might be 50%. It might be way more than that. And wouldn't that be something? I know I'm going off into Never Never Land right now, but I almost bought a place. And I looked at their paperwork.

And I looked at how much they made on lottery tickets. I looked at how much they made on gas. Okay, it was a gas station. Okay, I also bought a gas station. And after I looked at it, looked at it, I said, no, I'm not buying that. So he puts a bid in. He looks at the paperwork from Twitter. And he realizes, or maybe he always knew, you don't have this many customers.

You're saying you have, let's say, let's just grab a number. You're saying you have 100,000 customers. But actually, it's possible that you only have 30,000 customers. Of course you're not going to buy that company. Let's just stop talking about Twitter. I can't believe I just brought that up. That was terrible. I don't know.

Sometimes I just like to come down and sit here and just like blab. Even though I know, well, I'm not doing it for you. Sometimes I don't do it for my YouTube channel. I do it because I'm bored. Have you been watching the Amber Hurd and Johnny Depp trial? Who's going to win? Do you really want a winner? I don't even want a winner.

I mean, I look at both of them as two people that threw each other around. Nobody deserves to win. And when you watch deeper into it, like everybody hates her. Hates her. I don't. I oddly like her. Johnny Depp love Johnny Depp. Like, I'm not against either of them.

I hope they both walk away with nothing. And they continue. Why am I talking about this? It's just what I do in life. This is what I watch. I just hope they become successful after this. And I don't want to see anybody win or lose. I don't want to see anybody win.

It's getting silly. I mean, you know they're both messed up. no Amber Hurds messed up. And that kind of, when you see how badly somebody is messed up, you start to feel for them. That's deep, Clint. Well, it's truth. It's a truth. You feel bad for them.

And you don't want them to fail. Okay, not my best stuff. I'll take a couple of calls. Then I've got to go back upstairs. Watch Kardashians, too. It's almost summer, guys. but really, I mean, ridiculous. Why do we put up with it?

Why do we put up with the weather? Should we not like strike the weather? Maybe it's time to... You know, it's funny, I could go anywhere in the world. Our entire family could go anywhere in the world. But yet we allow ourselves to suffer from October to June? just rain every day not even a sunny night

I can't even stay in the deck I can't even buy flowers I can't do anything that's kind of ridiculous how long it lasts for but we put up with it why I don't know I don't know I think people are just zombies you turn into a zombie

there's like another year gone there goes another year oh there's another year gone let's get through another year sometimes i said to my wife why is it so early i want it to be bedtime like let's just get through the day sometimes days are so long and drawn out shouldn't be that way shouldn't be that way how do you make it better you know what you know what though when you do get a nice day you're like oh yeah you appreciate that day so much to put you guys down i'm just like let's take a call. I wanted to talk about Brenda Lucky, but I don't even want to get into it.

Have you seen her at the Emergencies Act investigation that they're doing at the House of Comments? Priceless watching her. Just watching her. Have you, do you guys want to see that? I'll show it next time if you want to see it. But just her trying to answer the questions. She's not even answering the questions. Somebody else is answering the questions for her. Maybe I will talk about it. I did a video like two, three years ago. I don't even know how long ago. I don't even know how long I've had this channel for. She was asked about systemic racism.

She couldn't answer the question. She turns to Gale. Uh, uh, gale? Gail? Yes, there's absolutely systemic racism. I can give you a couple of examples. The systemic discrimination, but I'm trying to think of systemic racism. Um, uh,

In our, we have some questions, for example, in our aptitude test. And you know what? I might refer Gail because that is Gail's specialty in the HR world because a lot of it has been brought out in our recruiting process. So I'll ask Gail if she can. You know, we got some questions in our aptitude test. you know, where's Gail? Where's Gail? Gail? Gail, can you help me out here?

Gail? Where's Gail? Can you answer it? She couldn't answer the question. She can't answer questions because she's not, I'm sorry to say. The one for the job? Is that the words I'm looking for? And then she's like getting interrogated about the emergency act. There's a dude sitting in the same room.

They do the Zooms, which is gross. I don't know why she's actually not there, but they're asking her questions through Zoom. There's a guy in the room, helping her out, because she can't answer the question on her own. And he says, no, he answers the question for her.

And then she goes, no. You've found many weapons, machetes, and so forth. Is this the first time in your police career? that you discover weapons like that on site? No. No. No, okay. I mean, how sick is that?

The world is weird, isn't it? When you really look at it and focus on it, you can't get more incompetent in that. But anyways, we just discard it. Maybe Pierre Poli view will, he'll be in charge of, of hiring the next commissioner, and maybe you guys could get out of the funk that you're in.

That would be great. Hey, Clint. It's, uh, I think it's my second time calling. Hey, guys. Call the hotline, 604-330-2512. Ask me anything. Make a statement about anything. And you know what?

If you don't want me to air it, say it at the end. Don't air this. But just give me a call. I won't air it if you say to me, I promise you, don't air this. What's up, dude? Anyway, I was watching your show. Show? Channel?

Today. Today? And listening to people call in. You're really not the only one that, I don't know, who else? I am the only one. What are you talking about? What podcast that you watch, but I watch you, I watch Mike the Cop. How dare you?

failure to stop podcast. I watched the poorly made police memes podcast and all that stuff. They're all America. Sounds like you're advertising other podcasts. The podcast that you watch,

but I watch you. I watch Mike the Cop on the Failure to Stop podcast. Why didn't I call my YouTube channel Clint the Cop? Instead, I say, I'm over at my dad's house tonight. He's like, Clinton Joe.

Like, that's what you're going to call? I'm like, it's too late, Dad, I can't change it. Okay. there's so many names Steve Quips called his real police or something like that

like that's perfect I picked Clinton Jaws I watch the poorly made police memes podcast and all that stuff they're all American

I watch you your Canadian it's great I'm an active member five year service he's five year service guys an active member

calling me I love everybody calling me I especially like when active members call me. Like he has the guts to call me. Thank you for calling.

I don't know what you're going to say. I can't remember. Active member, five years service on my second GD post. Want to know something about five years? Sharpest you will ever be. When I was five years, I was the sharpest. After five years, I became dumb. But you, and you can tell on this guy's voice, like he is motivated.

You can tell that he's sharp. You can just tell. You can tell that, well, he's got... Soon, soon the darkness will enter your mind. It'll come down. I'm not trying to be so dark. But soon you will... Why am I so angry?

Just kidding. I'm kidding. Kind of. But it's possible that the devil will lay an egg on your soul. slowly creep in. I want to ask you something. Like you're at a point where you once had a lot of morals. How are your morals now? You know what I mean?

Are they getting darker, creepier? I don't know. I got to edit all this out. It's so dumb that I'm not even saying it. I just remember that. After the five-year mark, like let's say five years, six months, I was like, I don't know, changing. It's when the change happens.

It's after five years. It's right at five years. It doesn't happen to everybody. But if it's going to happen to you, that's when you start going, I don't know, a little loopy. Nothing wrong with being a little loopy, though. K-division. Anyway, so, yeah, one thing that always gets me,

and those other podcasts are all to get the same thing as well. people just want to know what kind of experience in there are. What kind of experience do I need? Do I need this experience? What kind of job do I need? And I always get like, I always laugh because like, you don't, people always over-stress and over-think about it. As long as you're a person of good character, good morals, good ethics,

it's really not hard. Like, yeah. You start out with the good morals, and then you end up with no morals. I think people over-stress because, I don't know. Okay, I'm kidding. Maybe it's just the way they are, but like I used to work at Starbucks before the

RCMP, like, come on. That's disgusting. He became a cop after working a Starbucks. I used to work a shot cable. I worked a shock cable. I used to Friar Johns, bake fish and chips. I used to work at Coombs Country

Market. I worked at Payless, pumped gas. But my final position, I worked at thrifties and Safeway. But my final position, The final position was Shaw Cable. Can you imagine a guy becomes a cop after working at Starbucks? A guy becomes a cop working at Shaw Cable.

It doesn't matter where you work or who you are, really. Well, it does matter who you are. It doesn't matter where you work. Because all these people that go to Depot, they're all in the same group. They don't know how to do the job. You're not expected to know how to do the job. They will teach you how to do the job after depot. So it doesn't matter where you work.

I was there for like two years. Someone told me the RCP was hiring. I worked for the military as a civilian member for three years. And I was like, yeah, sure, why not? I was in Army cadets when I was a teenager. So I kind of get the whole military structure thing. So why not? Hell of it.

I'll apply for it. Didn't apply for any other police service, just the RC&P. I love the idea of going travel. and getting paid for it. Of course. Like you're working at Starbucks or $750 an hour? I don't know what they pay. Of course you're going to, why not become a cop?

Here I am. Right on. Yeah, just people need to chill and they want enforcement experience. No. No, you don't. You just need to be a good moral ethics character and have integrity and just be honest and truthful. So anyway, I love what you're doing. You're funny.

You're sarcastic. I don't know if you have to be honest. to be honest and truth. Okay, of course you do, right? But when you're trying to become a cop, you want to show honesty and you want to show truth, you want to give examples of that to become a cop. And just be honest and truthful. So anyway, I love what you're doing. You're funny. You're sarcastic. You're an asshole. Love it. Smart ass. I'm the same way. Hopefully I make it to 25 years. If not, there's always a different uniform or a different job out there. So, So anyway, keep it up.

Damn tootin, rootin. That's one way to look at it. That's a good way to look at it. And thanks for your call, dude. That was a good call. I enjoyed that. I'm Mr. Jaws. I'm Mr. Jaws.

I just want to say, thank you very much for all the YouTube videos that you post. 10-4. I went a bit of a unique situation as I'm still a term resident of Canada, not a citizen yet, so. You sound Australian, choppy. I've been really looking into becoming an RCMP member.

I've wanted to become a cop for a lot of years, but I've always moved countries, so I finally settled into a country that I'd like to stay in. And watching your videos is really just added fuel to the fire of me becoming an RC&P member, and I'm pretty set on applying in a few years' time. Isn't that nice? My videos have, I don't know, something about fuel to the fire.

I never once thought that when I started this podcast, that people, because people call in. And they say, because I watch your videos, it's making me want to become a cop. And I don't know why. Because I'm pretty negative. Maybe it's because I tell you that I would never take anything back. It was amazing.

Being a cop was amazing. Going to depot was amazing. Wearing that uniform the first day was amazing. I drove around, with the windows down so people can see me in my uniform. It was great. It felt good. Maybe not the first day, third week.

Gail wouldn't let me roll down the window because it was cold. I did mention I am a permanent resident and reading online everything I can see. You have to be at least permanent resident for three years or a citizen to even apply. So I have another two years before I can put in my first application. And that just brings me into my question, just asking, if you're in a similar situation like this, like two years, you still have a lot of time before you can apply, what is the things that you would do and get yourself ready, prepared for your first application also at Depot? I would drink a lot of beer and I would have fun with my friends, but that's not what you're looking for. I have started running a lot. I'm fairly fit and active.

Stop running. You don't have to run anymore, okay? You're good. in my general lifestyle and I've also just taken up some of my career just to get ready for depot. I did join my fire department around here just to help myself out and help the community. Unbelievable. So, yeah, I have asked. So you can draw from that when you go to the interview.

Just a few cops around and asked about studies or whatever. And they said they wouldn't really worry about studying at all. I have looked into police foundation courses. But as someone who's pretty new to the country, it's just a little bit out of my budget to just enroll and spend it's like 17,000 for the year or whatever. It's just something that I couldn't afford. No, of course. But I was asking anything that you would do if you asked for a two years before you

to reply or anything that would help for a guy like me that you know still has a few years left before that it can fuck a CV up and just make sure that my first application is as good as it can be. Yeah, I'm 29 years old so I still got some time left but I would like to send my first CV and as soon as I hit that through your phone resident. Thank you very much and keep up the good work of the videos. Thanks, dude. Thanks so much for the call.

604-3302512. Well, it sounds like you're ready. Really, it sounds like you're ready. It all comes down to the interview. Write a story of your life so you can answer those questions. Your biggest hurdle, I think, from hearing you, will be your interview, which you'll probably do fine at, but look up the mission statement of the RCMP. Look up the values of the RCMP. Memorize those, okay? Give examples of when you showed

integrity, honesty. Credibility. Credibility. That's a hard one to say. And I'm not drunk. It's my first nude. Give examples of that. And you guys are probably thinking, well, what does that mean, Clint? What do you mean? Give example of honesty. How do you do that? Like, I'm not talking like, were you really messed up? Okay, yeah, I did a bunch of mushrooms and I hopped in the car, drink a bottle of vodka, drove away. I'm not talking about that. And I'll try to give in an example. a fake example. Okay, here's a fake example. I lied in my life.

I woke up too late to go to Coombs Country Market to flip burgers. And I know it's going to get big trouble from the boss. And when I got there, she said, why are you late? And I said, I had a flat tire. She goes, why are you late, though? I'll never forget it.

I said, I just told you, because I had a flat tire. She goes, oh, yeah, okay, you just said that, okay, everything's fine then. But I lied. I didn't have a flat tire. Now let's turn that around. What if I would have said, because I just woke up later like I slept in. Like, what if I just told the truth? They want to hear you give example of the truth. Show me how truthful and honest you are. Because what does that do? It adds to your credibility. stuff like that. I'm not telling you to pick the most outrageous example.

I mean, everybody in their dog, you know, I don't know. I'm not going to say any more about this. But thanks for your call, and it's probably the worst podcast I've ever done on my entire life. Oh, wow. If you listen to the end, subscribe.

Thanks, guys. Bye, bye.