Clinton Jaws - Police Podcast | #ClintonJaws 68

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

Former Cop, Clinton Jaws, takes 3 calls from a Police Applicant, A RCMP Auxiliary and a City Cop. We talk about being bankrupt as a RCMP Applicant, Suing the people who complain about Police and the Police Auxiliary Program. I also talk about my wife's new Wrangler Jeep, TikTok, Reddit and youtube shorts. A short story about an Auxiliary in Duncan Detachment and Mission Detachment. #policepodcast #rcmppodcast #clintonjaws call my hotline number 604-330-2512 https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Clinton Jaws here. How's everybody doing? Thanks for coming. That was a silly opening. Thanks for coming. Why am I still nervous on this thing when I'm talking to my video camera? I'm just talking to my video camera. I'm still nervous. Just listen to some little Miley Cyrus. God, I wish I could listen to music on here. Wouldn't that be great if we're allowed to listen to music on YouTube? That would be. Hey, I want to show you guys something. I'm a former cop. By the way, I used to be a cop. I'm a cop. I'm a cop. I'm a the civilian know. I want to show you something. I don't know why I'm going to show it to you because you can't see it. I don't think you can. Let's unplug this. I don't know if I'm complaining. Maybe I am a bit. I might be complaining a little bit here. I don't want to come on here and complain, but okay, I've been having difficulties. Maybe it's just an excuse that I'm making for

myself, but I feel like Google and YouTube, I'm finding it hard to get my stuff out there. that is I guess I'm whining. I'm whining a bit. But I'm having a tough time doing it. So I'm trying to come up with the other ways. I'm not going to quit doing it. I just thought it would go a little bit. I don't know. Smooth there. And I did a little test. And I went on Google. Went on Google. And I punched in. Guys, when I do a video, when I do these podcasts, all my videos, I punch in a keyword into YouTube. The keyword is RCMP podcast. Nobody else is doing that. Nobody, I promise, she is putting in RCP podcasts. They're not typing that in. I am. Every single one of my videos, I got quite a few now. Anyways, I put it in. So when you go to Google, right?

You punch in RCP podcast, I'm going to come up, right? So I punched it in. I just punched it in. I hit enter. And I swear to God, I went to page 10, and you're not going to be able to see this. But I am nowhere to be found. nowhere you're probably just seeing a white screen right now but there's no there's nothing nothing i don't even exist what the first thing that comes up you know what the first thing that comes up

when you go under videos under google small conversations for a better world podcast no i can't swear and maybe that's why maybe that's why they're not showing my stuff because i swear too much i don't know i don't know small conversations for a better world podcast the video's got 18 seconds it's an 18 second video 13 views i don't know i don't know nova scotia nightmare yeah like it doesn't even crime beat podcast narrowing in on a killer silver core podcast episode 27 what is going on so so What's my experiment? I go to duck, duck, go. It's a different search engine.

It's a really good search engine, actually. It does a bunch of things for you. I'm not going to get into it. But I punch in RCMP podcast. I go to videos. And you're not going to be able to see it, but I'm all over the screen. Do you see it? I'm all over the screen.

I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. I just did a video. What was the name of it now? Damn it. Don't go anywhere. You got to hear this. What was my video?

It was... So you want to be a cop. Yeah, I did that. So you want to be a cop. Bam, there I am. Right there. I'm right there. You go to Google?

No. Nothing. Nothing. Not there. You even punch in my title of the video. And I'm not there. So I've been expanding. I've been...

I've been going. to other places to bring in subscribers to get my stuff out there I've got I went to Reddit and they ate me a new asshole man they are evil over there let me tell you okay really evil a lot of my videos got taken down and I don't it up my views a little bit actually on one of their Reddit sites and then I'm embarrassed to say but I'm a TikToker. I didn't even know what TikTok was. I honest to God,

I thought it was TikTok. I told my kids that it's TikTok. Everybody got a good laugh, but it's TikTok. So I go to TikTok. TikTok, yeah. I go to TikTok and I make this profile and I post this video. It was a 30-second video.

Tiny little, not very good. Not very good. And I post it. I go into the hot tub. It's Friday night. I don't tell anybody that I've done this. I don't tell the family. And I go into the hot tub.

And I'm like, oh, well, 50, I got 50 views on this. That's pretty good. That's not bad, 50 views. People are adding me as friends, like it's called a follower. Like, oh, that's pretty cool. By the time I get out of the hot tub, I got five. thousand views on this stupid video and I feel pretty good like five thousand views five thousand people watched this video I've never had five thousand views on YouTube maybe

two thousand on one video I wake up the next morning 600,000 views six hundred thousand views how how is how is that even possible do you see the difference I can't believe the difference. Why is there a difference? It doesn't even make any sense. That was Saturday. It was 600,000 views. Saturday night?

Guess how many views? 1 million views. Saturday night, I got 1 million views on it. What do I feel like I'm bragging? I'm sure a lot of people go on TikTok, and they get a lot of views. I wake up Monday morning. I got 2.3 million views on this goofy video.

I got 18,000 friends. 600,000 likes and then what does TikTok do? They remove my video from TikTok. They take it away from me. I got all these views and they got, now you violated something. I don't know what I violated.

Community guidelines. But I've been trying to appeal it. I think it's going to China. And that piss me off. You get all these views and it would have went up to. It wasn't. It would have easily hit three and who knows what it would have done, but what's a point? My story.

I know I'm boring you. But anyways, at the beginning of last week, I had 690 subscribers and because of Tick-Tac, TikTok, it pushed me over a thousand. So I have to go to other places to drum up business, I guess. That's what I got to do. That's what I've been doing. So I haven't been doing this much. I've been trying to focus on bringing in subjects.

Subjects? What is wrong with me right now? You know what I mean. They're not called subjects. SoCs? Subscribers. That's what I've been doing. And I've also been doing these short videos.

I know. I know. It's not something that I really enjoy doing. but YouTube came out with a thing if you could do a video under a minute we will put you on the short list the short something

and that's kind of what it's done to a couple of my videos shitty videos I know but it's kind of it's brought in some more customers some more SOCs why is that funny

so you might be seeing some little tiny short videos from me that I'm just trying to bring in customers, guys, okay? Bear with me. I'm trying out different things, okay? I'm going to spice it up a bit. My wife says to me, on Saturday, she wakes up in the morning, she goes, I think I'm going to go down in an animal and buy a Jeep.

Will you help me, she says? And I say, no. It wasn't being mean. I just didn't want her getting a Jeep. I said, I got to do some videos. I said, I'm pretty sure you can, you're able to go down there and you could handle that. I know she can't. She cannot buy a Jeep without me.

There's no possible way. It's impossible. I don't want her getting the Jeep. I don't, but I didn't want to say to her. Because, I don't know. Yeah, she deserves it. We all deserve new vehicles, but do we need them? Guys, we got three vehicles, okay?

We got three vehicles, three boats, two hot tubs, and there's problems with every single thing. Right on lawnmower. Problems with every single little thing. I got to tinker here, tinker there just to get them all going. I don't want another vehicle. You know what I mean? So she, uh,

she goes down on an Imo. She goes down on an Imo. Pulls into the, comes back home. Pulls into the driveway with her new Jeep. I'm like, oh. It's a beauty. It's really nice.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. I kind of, you know. I'm like, My heart started pounding a lot. It just stresses me out a little bit. Right away, she asked me if I want to go for a drive. And I sit in the driver's seat.

I sit in the driver's seat. And I look at the dash, right on the dash. You know what's on the dash? Glowing? Check engine light. Here we go. There's another task. You know what I mean?

Here we go. Another thing that doesn't. It's brand new. It's 2021. Check engine light is on. And then she's, he's like, hey, the roof comes off. We're going to have to take the roof off when it gets warm.

There's another task. You know what I mean? I guess that's something I'm doing. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm not even going to tell you the price of this thing. And all I could think is, does this mean I can't get my cyber truck? Because I'm getting my cyber truck.

I know I'm rambling. I want to take some calls. I want to take some calls, guys. I'm going to take a few calls. You guys have been calling and I feel like, well, I want to hear what you have. have to say. But first, I want to show you guys a picture from, I was told this is from Richmond RCMP to detachment in the office, okay? Somewhere in the office. They have three books in this picture. Do you see the picture? White fragility. How would it be an anti-racist? I want to talk about that,

but I can't confirm 100% that that picture is real. I know Richmond's been having a hard time lately. So I want to know if the, is that, is that real? Are those books really up there in that office? If somebody can confirm it with me, somehow, figure out a way, I want to talk about that. Okay? Let's take a call.

Let's take a call. My wife loves to say, are you going to, are you going to do this? Are you going to do that? When are you going to? When are you going to do this? Are you going to go to the grocery store? No, I'm not. She's fully vaccinated now.

Fully vaccinated. So I say when I'm vaccinated, I'll do it. Why would I do it? You're vaccinated. You can't get sick. For the time being, you're going to have to. You know what I mean? And cops, if you're married to nurses, you could use that.

Let's take a call. Let's see if this works here. Okay. I honestly didn't really prepare for these at all. Oh no. Not this one. Hi Clint, former auxiliary constable. Just wondering if you can do a segment on your interactions with auxiliary members in E-division, what you thought of the program. Very great to see you on your channel. Love the channel. Thank you. Bye. Thanks, hey, thanks for calling, man. Oh, what I thought about the program. You know, I wasn't going to, I was a, I was a, going to play this one. What I thought about the program, the auxiliary RCMP program. Oh, I hate being

negative, but I think they're doing you guys a disservice. They took your guns away, guys. They took your gun away. They made you a ride-along. And how do I put this nicely? Okay, I guess I'll give you an example of my experience when I was a constable in Duncan. I, I shouldn't say I had to. Okay, here's the thing with me. You asked the wrong guy. I don't like people. I don't like new people. Okay, I got to talk to them. I don't want to go to work

and I don't want somebody sitting beside me. A lot of cops aren't that way though. A lot of cops, they stood up and said, I'll take the auxiliary. But I was like, I had an auxiliary. And you guys are the sweetest, nicest people. The nicest people in the world are auxiliaries and RCMP applicants.

I look back at the time before I was a cop and I was, I was a good me. I was a better me. You know what I mean? There's nothing better than a girl or a guy who wants to be a cop or who's an auxiliary. You're eager, motivated, nice, polite, you've got morals, you're still good. So I love the character of all auxiliaries, but I'm sitting in the car with her. All shift long, all, and I mean all night shift, night shift.

And all night long, she told me knock, knock jokes. over and over and over again. Do you know how many times I said who's there? It was a nightmare, but I'm not really answer. What do I think of the program? I don't think you guys got your guns back, man. I'm going to look like an idiot if you got your gun back. You know, I'm talking like this, but...

You take your gun... But hey, there was so many good auxiliaries. I remember Kevin Flood had an auxiliary, and Kevin Flood would go over the radio. Kevin Flood would be going to a domestic... and Kevin Flood would say over the radio, he'd have an auxiliary and say, no, there's two of us, meaning we don't need backup. That auxiliary was really used as a second member.

If you're an auxiliary, learn how to do paperwork. If you could sit in my car with the computer and write up a file for me, that would be amazing. That would be, and do that. And are they doing that? the training program? Are you really learning the paperwork? Because that's really what they should be focusing on. And I guess it has to do with all the offices, all the precincts, the people that work there who are in charge of the auxiliary program, right? I guess it has a lot to do with them. Yeah, it's great. How do you enter a room? How do you exit a room? You're learning

all that stuff. You get pepper sprayed, da, da, da. But learn the paperwork. Somebody should teach you to say, hey, hop in that car and really help out that police officer. But they, if you don't do that, you turn into a ride-along. Sometimes you don't even get out of the car. And it's so stupid that you don't have a gun. How dumb is that? So we have to bring back up. It shouldn't be that way.

Guy named Jamie. Jamie in Mission. The most, I can't even remember his last name. the most amazing auxiliary auxiliary i ever met he'd hop in the car with miller whoever and he would do all the write-ups he would do all the paperwork do all the synopsises he was a great auxiliary and i remember tyler had a great auxiliary too and they went to the bar and his auxiliary actually tackled the guy for him helped him out big time what do i think of the program though that was your question i don't know I don't know what I think about the...

I guess I think what you mean is overall. I think it could be way better and I wish it was better. But it's not your fault. If you want to do the program, get some life experience, then hop in a cop's car and go, hey man, or hey girl, I'm going to do all your paperwork tonight.

I hope they teach you that in the program. Jamie Noakes, that was his name, Jamie Noakes. I had to look it up, yeah. Okay. I edited it did it. a little bit there. He had his shit going on. Take another call.

Hey, Clint. City cop Jason calling you back. I've left a message before. Hey, Tits. I'm wondering if you have ever had a frivolous complaint put in against you by a citizen. And as I have in the past myself, and I've always felt that once they determined

that the complaint was completely frivolous after lengthy investigation. And in my occasion, they actually determined the person was completely lying. I always felt that they should have been pursued themselves civilly by our union. Their asses should be sued off. Even charged with some sort of public mischief or something like that. No, just sued. I'm just wondering whether you've ever had that experience with a false complaint put in against you.

and kind of your thoughts on the process and whether there should be, yeah, some sort of charge or something like that, but against them. Just a thought. I'm curious what other... Thanks, man. I cut you off there. Sorry. No, I haven't. But I kind of have. It's a story that I won't get into now that I want to talk about at a later time. And I always thought that it was going to happen no matter what. I was going to pull somebody over, somebody was going to a lie. And then I always had it in my head and when they do, I'm going to sue their asses off. I don't know if you can't. I asked a few people when I was a cop, can you sue? They said no. So if it's really like that, then it's bullshit. You should be able to sue their asses off. And of course there's tons, billions of frivolous complaints, lies against the police. I have never seen anything done with them.

and that is wrong. Now there's going to be even more, right? I'm in Cedar. I'm in Cedar. I'm a constable. I work in Duncan. Oh, man, I shouldn't tell this. This was stupid of me. I'm not really proud of it. I get off work.

I drive back to Cedar. I go to the corner store. I'm still in uniform. I buy a box of cat food because I have a cat and it's hungry. I grabbed the food I come home I open it up I pour a box of worms into the cat food dish

it was really gross it was disgusting I look at the box it was expired over a year or two ago and I throw the box in the garbage I put the garbage in the garage

and I call up the store and I tell them about it and the lady told me oh come on back with the box of food and we'll give you your money back and you get some more just a different kind of box of food cat food. And I'm like, it's in the garbage. I need the box. I need the box of food.

I shouldn't tell us. So I grabbed the garbage bag. I drive to the corner store and I open up the garbage bag and I say, there it is. You can grab it. And she stuck her hand in the garbage bag and grab the cat food. And I got my box of food. The next day I go to work and it was a female that worked at that corner story. Her dad called my boss, called the watch commander, called Brad Sawchuck, and wanted to know if I really was a cop and didn't like my behavior, didn't like what I had done. And Brad actually, he said something like, you know, I find this is really weird that you would have a problem with him and call his employer and talk to his employer and tell his employer's boss about this. That's a little weird, isn't it? Like,

if you messed up, if you did something that I didn't like, I'm not going to, you know, call up the mill. Tell your boss about it. Brad always, he was good that way. Like I know a lot of boss, the code of conduct. We got to open up an investigation. What they always say is higher than that.

Damn it, what was that? It was above. You know what I'm talking about. Higher standards. What a crock that is. higher standard. I got to do an episode about higher standards. Jason, thanks for the call. Let's do another. I probably shouldn't have told that. It makes me look really bad.

I feel bad. I never went back to that corner store because I was kind of embarrassed. But I thought, you know what? You're going to make me bring back the box of worms? Keep up there. Good work, buddy. Thank you. I will. That was the shortest message in history. We called back. He was double long. I'm watching you know. I like it. You're funny. Keep up. Keep it up. Okay. Thanks for your call. Wherever you are. Hi. I'm one of your followers. And I'm in the process.

You guys are allowed to leave your name. You know your first name? Applying for the RCMP. And I just really, really need your help, please. Oh, Jesus. Okay. I'm here to help, dude. I have filed for bankruptcy due to the back in 2008. 2008 I lived in Langley Walnut Grove.

The house is over a million now. I shouldn't have sold. It was a rancher. It was beautiful. When I sold the house, it cost me $16,000 to get out of my mortgage. So I remember 2008, and that was a bad year. What's your question? The economy went down the drain. Yeah, I did. And I have since then, you know, manage my credit. I have a good credit score and I have a mortgage. You know, I have zero debts.

Everything is in the good standing. And I was wondering just your insight if I was to apply for the RCMP. I know the process is so long and I don't want to put in so much energy and effort to it. And then at the end, you know, when I do the security clearance, it comes back and it gets canceled or rejected or refused. So I just wanted your input and insight with regards to to someone who filed the bankruptcy 10 years. You know, I don't blame you. I don't blame you one bit doing the process. It is a long process.

And it would suck to do all the work just to have them go, now. Because they do that to people. No, you do all that. They don't tell you beforehand. No, that's not going to stop you. You got bankruptcy. It was 10 years ago. You got good credit.

That reason alone will not stop you. They'll look at the reason why you went into bankruptcy. You know, maybe if it's, because of some weird reason. If it's a weird reason, then it's not going to be good, right? They're going to look at the reason why. And if it's truthful, it almost makes you look good. Look how bad I was.

Look at the bad shape I was in. Now I got good credit. I'm out of bankruptcy. You should be fine with that. Here is a goal. And their clean record today will that play against them when they apply. So that's that's a question number one. And also in regards to, you know, deployment, how does that work?

You know, if you want to get deployed abroad and, you know, moving ranks within the office, how long it takes to move in the ranks. So if you can just put some videos about this, I would really answer that question for me. I was really appreciated. Thank you so much. I'm one of your followers and keep it up. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.

You should add me to Tic-Tac. Thanks, dude. Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. It takes seven years to be promoted. Okay. If you want to learn about the promotion process, I talk about it a little bit in an episode called Police Promotion Process.

It's not that very good of an episode. But yeah, you'll learn some stuff from that. I think that's it, guys. Subscribe to my channel. Add me on Spotify. No, you know what? I'm not liking the Spotify. You know what comes up first on Spotify when you go into my Spotify thingy?

My last, my first episode, my oldest episodes come up first. they're the worst episodes I want to delete them but I know I'm going to look back at them one day I can't delete them so like my worst episode has the most views and I called up Spotify well I message them and they say I gotta talk to somebody else and I can't figure it out

but I'm on Spotify I'm on iTunes I'm on Facebook I'm on Twitter TikTok you know another one in my video right now it has just about 400,000 views why is there such a big difference why is the algorithm just so crazy over there compared to you two

I don't know I gotta go I'm babysitting so have a good rest of the day and thanks for watching bye bye