Clinton Jaws - Policing Can Be GROSS | Clinton Jaws #124

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

Clinton Jaws is back with another episode talking about Policing, his wife and performing in Vancouver on Hastings St. Lets take some calls from cops and applicants. call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.comhttps://thegoldenbadge.com Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/joinhttps://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJhttps://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/https://twitter.com/ClintonJawshttps://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/clinton-jaws-police-podcast/id1540431707

I married a woman. We just had our 20th year anniversary. I didn't say it was a celebration. She's Asian, which I love. It allows me to continue practicing my oppression. 24-hour racism. Haven't heard that in a while. I like it testing. Easy. Let's just shut that. Clinton Jaws, guys. There's a website out there.

It's called The Golden Badge.com. You get one of those if you're retired, okay? The golden badge.com. Yeah, I can have one of these. I quit yesterday. I, uh, you know what? I'm in Vancouver, okay? A couple days ago.

I'm on Hastings Street. Where all the zombies hang out? Dancing around. I mean, they're having the best time. I honestly, I was scared for me. my life. I was scared for my life. I went to this little comedy club called Funky something. Complete dive, but kind of cool. But if you go outside for a dart, I have video of it. I should have showed, I should show, no, I can't show video. Three cop cars and a guy on the ground shaking

and baking. All over. Like just all, you know what it's like on that, on Hastings Street. It's something to see. It's something to be. near. It's something to be inside, like to be right beside them. I was in my career, but I had a gun. Now, I'm gunless. That's what they do when you retire. They take away your gun. Even if you're a sharpshooter like I was, a perfect shot. You're going to want me to have a gun. And one person you want to have a firearm, kind of. Anyways, all these cops are on the sidewalk and I'm like, I just want to tell them that I used to be a police officer. And maybe we could have a some conversation.

He's, I don't talk to cops anymore, really. So I say, I finally get my chance. And I'm like, hey, how you doing? I used to be a police officer. You know what he says to me? Oh, what happened? I'm like, oh, you think something happened? And he's backing up while he said that.

I just kept out walking. I do a bit, okay? I did a bit. I just bombed. I completely bombed. and I couldn't figure out why. Well, I guess it wasn't funny. I'm telling the audience how gross policing is.

I'm not going to do the bit. But I'm basically saying I don't miss. There's parts I don't miss. I kind of miss arresting people and fucking them up a little bit. But the problem with arresting is now you have to search them. And that's disgusting. That's nasty. It takes the fun away from arresting.

resting. And then I said something like, have you ever been in the front pocket of a man's jeans? You know, you want to know what the shit is? You want to know what's inside of a homeless man's jeans? Rolo's.

I once pulled out a single fucking rollo with a cat hair attached to it. And dead silence. I mean, it wasn't even a little, like, a giggle or a little what do you call it

a pity giggle nothing I thought it was funny when I wrote it on my basement because that's the shit you pull out right just lint and melted rolloes and they want them back

you better not eat it that's what they say to you and then when you give it back to them after they're released they accuse you I thought there was two rollos well talk to your watch commander something like that

and so a lady comes up to me after and she goes you want to know why that didn't work and i'm like yeah i guess i should have said pocket full of jujubes because people don't know what roos are would jujubes work and she goes no it sounded like you were you said homeless person it sounded like you were punching down and i'm like uh i was i was completely punching down like then I realized these people, the homeless population is held to a higher standard. They really believe they're just out of a job. And then I realized my stuff, a lot of it's meant for police officers, right? I couldn't believe it.

I thought we were all on the same page. I really did. I really did. Like, hello, one just stabbed a Mountie, a homeless person, okay? stabbed a Mountie. They're the ones we arrest. We wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for them. They're the ones in your backyard stealing shit.

And then they go into your house. So I was just, uh, was a little shocked. I don't know why I shared that with you. I guess it's just something to talk about. How the population really sees. The federal government has just, that's why they call them homeless people. Right?

takes the burden off of them. Well, you can't do anything about it. They're homeless. But if they called them mentally ill, then that's a little bit different. People see them as victims. Daughter came home. My daughter came home the other day from the dollar store.

With a lighter. You think it's climate change. No, it's not. She's nine. Walking around with a lighter, telling us that it's kind of hard to get going. Unbelievable. Selling nine-year-olds, lighters?

There's no wonder there's forest fires. We don't even have to battle climate change. You just battle the dollar store. That was dumb. What else? What else? I haven't really been in trouble lately from the woman, so that's good. That's good.

Oh, yeah. There's one thing. You know what she didn't like? other night. I've been drinking these 0% coronas. I got in trouble for drinking too many. It doesn't matter what you do. You can't do anything. I can't do anything right. How do you get in trouble for that? Well, I just think you're having too many. Like what? Really? They're zero percent. Just something you have to like be annoyed about. They are always, well, she's always annoyed with me. She's a great gal, okay? Not putting her down, but

you got a problem with zero percent alcohol? How can somebody drink too many? After this, I've got to take down me and Fallon's sorry about last night video. Taking down the whole thing. Oh my God, the uproar, the ruckus that caused. I don't think we're going to be doing them anymore. Oh, the stress, the stress that that episode has caused me. Okay, we're talking. We're talking about. in World War III. I don't even know what I did wrong. I guess I got to watch what I say. Could you imagine coming on here and watching what you say, though? You ever with the woman, do you ever lie to her woman? I lie to her all the time. Just to make my life, I don't know, more easy to eliminate an argument and just to save my speech, sometimes I just don't like talking

and explaining things. Do you know what I mean? She knows nothing about sports. She knows a little hockey, but that's it. Nothing else about sports. And I'm downstairs in the basement and I'm watching the Blue Jays game. I'm watching the Jays game. And it goes into extra innings. It's a long game.

And I'm thinking, I know I'm going to get interrogated when I go upstairs. I know she's probably upset that I'm not sitting on the couch with her, looking at her. And sure is shit. I start, after the game, I start walking up the stairs. And she says to me, oh, wow.

Must have been a real long game. Like she doesn't believe I was watching it. And I'm like, yeah, I went into double overtime, okay? Just to save. Just to save the explanation. I don't want to explain the explanation. Went into double overtime. Jay's won by a slap shot.

That she understands. It's easy. Last year, the Seattle Seahawks, they won by a goal. seven point goal easier easier you know what I'm talking about I know you know what I'm talking about I know you do the same thing

this is what we're going to do I'm going to take a couple calls that I haven't heard but we're also going to talk about Duncan let's talk about Duncan and what's going on in Duncan my God everybody's getting shot in Duncan aren't they

my replacements they don't fuck around in Duncan they really mean it when they say stop or I'll shoot. But honestly, that's a town I'd want to live in. I mean, how else do you want your police officers to be? You know what I mean?

Pussies? No, you don't. No, you don't. You want them to be trained assassins. Let's talk about what's been going on in Duncan. I'm going to open up the computer. Okay, we're going to watch a short video, okay? There's a guy like... There's a guy driving.

driving around on a bobcat, okay? He won't stop for a police. He's a danger to the public. This happened in April this year. I know you already know about it, but you don't hear the other side about it. Police cars box in a front-end loader, and still it manages to get through.

Definitely, it's a lifetime thing that we'll see. According to BCRCMP, officers responded to a report of a man who appeared impaired, driving a track loader skid steer down a residential street. Sounds normal. Officers attempted to stop him,

but say there were collisions between the loader and police vehicles. We just heard screeches from the tires and, you know, he just kept going. And then in the end, we heard five gunshots and that was the end. I get a call. Okay. I won't say it.

This is the wife. We'll just call her the wife, okay. Fiance, Sarah Brown. Get a call at midnight last night that uh... daven was shot by the police Sarah Brown has been at her fiance's bedside here at Victoria General Hospital ever since she says Davin Cochran has undergone brain surgery and is in very

serious condition he got shot in the head twice two to the head no it's not good the matter no it's not good who gets shot in the head twice why why would you get shot in the head twice has now been handed over to the IIO. I just want to tell you, the IIO, you're a bunch of dicks. You really are.

I don't know, maybe you guys have changed your ways, but when I was in Port-Al-Burney, I'm sitting in the general duty pit, I-I-O, they're investigating a, somebody died in cells, it happens. And they're walking through the GD pit. And I'm looking, I'm sitting there. I was going to introduce myself to them.

But they wouldn't make eye contact. They just kept on walking. more arrogant than a police officer. They think they are so powerful and so above us, they won't even look at us. Not even like a little chit-chat, nothing, nothing back and forth. Barely a high when I said hi to one. That's who the IIO is. Refer to the IIO.

At this point, it is unable to confirm the number of shots fired, but the incident is... More than two. Or maybe... That didn't make sense. At least two. It's under investigation. All of those things will go into our determination about whether or not the police action was justified in this matter. Of course it was justified.

You want to know why? Because somebody feared death and grievous bodily harm. That's why. That's why the police officer shot. You think he's shot because he, we just go around shooting innocent people? He's got to live with that for the rest of his life. Because he feared death and grievous bodily harm. guaranteed 100% without a doubt and a pretty damn good shot i'm assuming it was his firearm carbine would

have took his head off but firearm that's and yeah we trained for that they could have tried something else maybe tear gas there here we go okay okay i get it i get it okay i know how people want to respond they want to beat up on the police right i i might even do it like if one of my children even if they did something wrong, if they were shot by police, I would probably go there. I'd probably go there. I wouldn't have done that.

Why'd the police do that? The police probably had a pretty good, he's in a bobcat, okay, he's going down the street. It's kind of dangerous. You know what I'm saying? You got your gun out. He's coming straight out yet. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? And I always think about this scenario. What if your child or your mom, you know they're going down that street? street at the very same time. I mean, you're going to want, you're going to want that threat to be stopped. My child is coming home from work. Do whatever you have to do. And I know the majority of the public believe in what I believe. But tear gas, what does she say about tear gas? Something else. Maybe tear gas. And there you have it, right? Something else, guys. And that's her option. That's her idea,

tear gas. We don't got tear gas. What are you talking about? John, we have the tear gas. No, it doesn't work that way. We got pepper spray. Tier gas? We're not armed with tear gas. Don't have it. By the way, funny, she says tear gas, federal government just came out, recommendation to ban all tear gas in the RCMP. So take that option and throw it in the toilet. Does she have any other ideas? They could have tried something else. Brown says it should... What?

What? What's the something else? They did try something else. And it stopped the threat. It never have gotten to this point. Telling global news, Cochran has had dealings with police in the past, but has been clean and sober for three years.

Still, he was struggling with his mental health. She says he was in a... Then blame the government. for not doing anything. Anyways. Car accident Tuesday afternoon that landed him in Duncan Hospital. Okay, so this guy was in an accident. He's in Duncan Hospital and he ends up leaving the hospital.

And he steals a bobcat. And he had left the hospital apparently he was acting erratic. How he acquired the piece of machinery is still unknown. But what Brown is certain of is her fiancé was not in a sound mental state. Now my daughter made I have her dad. And I don't get my partner. I have her dad. What?

In a sound mental state. Now my daughter made I have her dad. And I don't get my partner, my best friend. And that's not okay. It's not okay. No, it isn't okay. Almost done this. I want to show you something else. So that lady that lady that's not.

you just saw. She wrote a letter. And this is some of it, okay? Despite mandatory training, officers failed to de-escalate the situation. Of course, right. Because of mandatory training, firearms training, they were able to stop the threat. But she's saying, all this training they have for de-escalation, and they couldn't de-escalate it. Well, of course not. You can't, there's a lot of things you can't de-escalate. How would you want it? Right? Bobcat coming towards you. Just stop, you silly, Billy. The general public would almost feel better if a cop was ran over. People have it in their heads that police can de-escalate anything and everything. Not true. You can't always de-escalate crazy. We are disturbed to know the members of our community are at risk of being shot. No, they're not. I'm not

disturbed. I would actually like to live in Duncan now. I'm being protected. That's how I look at it. It doesn't make us feel safe in our community. Well, it should. It should. Listen to this. Police shootings rose nearly 20% in Canada last year. You want to know what else was record-breaking? Police officers being murdered, but they don't mention that, do they? Oh yeah. Listen to this. it's clear guys the rcmp are not suited to respond to mental health crisis they want the rcmp to be removed from mental health response services great idea brown wonderful idea you know what you know what so what are you going to do no police officers let's get a nurse dressed in a cheerleader outfit driving a camry armed with a stessessing

stethoscope with three days of de-escalation experience. What else? What else would that nurse have? Diversity training, right? Lots of that. Is that what you'd rather have to respond? Come on. Talk so stupid. Nurse is going to diverse herself a way out of this one. We demand accountability. Oh, the lawyer, they're going to plan some action.

Lawsuit. Oh, here we go. Brown believes Island Health erred in allowing Cochran to leave the hospital. Isn't that something right? Now she's blaming nurses. She's blaming police. She's blaming nurses. Blaming everybody else but the subject.

At least blame the federal government. No, it's the police. It's the police that have to clean up the shit and then they get in shit when they clean it up. If you're against nurses and police, who do you want responding to these calls? There is nothing better than a police officer de-escalating a situation. There's no, they're the biggest pros. They're the pros, guys. That's all we deal with is de-escalation during our shift.

There's nobody better. There's nobody better. A nurse that has three days training in it? You kidding me? a nurse that doesn't do it every day? When's the last time you've seen a nurse de-escalate anything? They're unarmed, dummy. But again, again, I get it.

I get it. I get people wanting to blame the first responders all the time, right? Nurses, police officers, the ones that get punished because of ideas and policies sent out from the federal government. This kid obviously needed help. Homeless people obviously need help. But we just allow them to run rapid. Now this part made me sick to my stomach.

This lady has 11-year-old girl, okay? The 11-year-old girl goes to a counselor over this. Therapist, they're calling it a therapist. Do you know what the therapist tells the 11-year-old girl? You should write a letter to that police officer. Could you imagine? a therapist recommending that it is so far gone that i'm having a tough time believing that it's even true so what happens she writes a letter takes about an hour and she says mom are you going to stop

at the detachment so i could give the letter to somebody and she said okay baby whatever makes you feel better. Could you imagine teaching your child that your father is a saint and the police officers are vicious animals? So they go in, they stop in. She's goddamn six years old, okay? I was wrong, not 11. And a sergeant read it and came out and talked to her. Oh my God. He was actually really nice. He said, sorry. I'm sure you have a lot more to say. Willa was really shy at first. After that, she said to the sergeant, you know what? I think I'll be a cop, but I'll be a good one. Not a shit one. Like the guy who attacked my father. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just taking it a little bit too. I just think it's gross. I think it's

gross. And we wonder why people hate police, right? The media posts this. The media's all over this. That makes me sick. They wrote a story about Willow. going to the detachment six year old I mean how would that police officer I couldn't imagine if it was me I know what my partners would do they'd give me that letter right away

read this Clinton and they start laughing at me but don't have a big end to this just and then there's a parking lot incident a police officer and Duncan I won't get into it he almost gets ran over I heard broken leg I don't know if that's true

and they end up shooting this guy. You know, I'm going to talk about it next podcast. Man, I think I got out of Dunkin just in time, though, eh? Let's take a couple calls. I haven't heard these. A little bit nervous. Hey, Clinton Jaws.

This is Reggie again from K-Divs or Alberta. Hey, Reg. I live in Emmington, actually. Thanks for calling. I just want to call you. Just thank you for your videos and everything like that. I just have received some good news. that I'm going to be going to Deco here in July.

So that's kind of good news. I want to have a lot of thanks to you. Your videos kept us motivated. Just think about that for a second. It's June. It's June 1st today. The amount of notice they give you now, it's awesome. Reggie, don't drive a vehicle for a month.

Okay? Don't ruin your chances getting to Depo. Congratulations on going. It's going to be hot as balls. But whatever. And stuff like that. So, have a great day.

Word up. Thanks for your call. 604-330-20-2512. Got two calls today. Hey, Clinton, Jaws. This is Reggie. Hey, I left your message earlier, but I was kind of a broken message.

No, it wasn't. It was good. Delete that one. We'll talk about this one. Maybe that's why I should be listening to the message before I play them. Hey, Clinton. My name's David.

I called a couple of months ago because I was applying to the RCMP and I had questions about the fitness aspect, you know, the cardio, the running and whatnot. And I was concerned about smoking and if that would affect me or not. And I mean, I managed to quit smoking. I actually went to a hypnotist, which helped me quit smoking. And I had my recruitment seminar and I passed my online entrance exam or assessment for the RCMP. So the process is going well. and I mean a couple of things I wanted to ask you about like first the psych evaluation I've heard a few people of friends who failed the psych evaluation I just want to know if you had any advice or any pointers about that otherwise dude I don't know if I've answered this but maybe I'll answer it just in case they're not when people fail the process a lot of times you don't really find out why they failed it remember that okay Psycheville. A lot of people are failing the Psycheville.

I think you've got to be really careful when you, if I, when I wrote the Psycheville test, it was over 500 questions. I was tired and I answered 10 wrong. Okay, I believed, I seen people. I seen animals that other people didn't see. I was saying, oh, yeah, all the time. Be careful with that part. Maybe they're not even really, they followed up with me after it. I was able to clear it up. But maybe that's part of the reason why people are, maybe they're not following up with you anymore. We were like, oh no, he's crazy. He can apply again later.

I'm super excited. The process is going along nicely. It's moving along quickly. And, I mean, the only thing I did find out is in like week nine, I have a five-kilometer run that has to complete me in 23 minutes. I don't even think it's mandatory to complete in 23 minutes, but I might be wrong. It's a... It's nothing.

Okay. Jog slowly. I don't know if you have any tips for that or... Jog solely. heeled the toe and through your nose out through your mouth If you remember having to do that

And interestingly enough They told me I did I remember doing it I had a cramp For the first three kilometers Right at the beginning Weird But then after that

The last two kilometers The crap went away And I sped past everybody I never felt so good In the recruitment seminar that they're going to be, interestingly enough, they told me in a recruitment seminar that they're going to be redoing their whole fitness standard test

and they might even be getting rid of the pair test or changing the pair. They absolutely are doing that because the pair test is systemically racist. That's what Lucky worked on during her tenure. A test and when you do it. Anyways, just wanted to share updates that I'm making through the process,

entrance exam passed and it seems to be going well and the only hurdle I can see that might be a point for me to get failed or disqualified as the psych exam. If you have any advice for that, it would be appreciated. Thank you. Bye. You'll be fine. Hey, Quint, this is Michael Sonier calling from Nova Scotia. Michael Sonia. I just got a question. So could you just give a little explanation on how the

housing works for after depot. Housing. Just out of curiosity. And the other question is too. So I had, I was on this certain thing. It's like Omigal. When I was younger and whatnot. And basically this guy was trading some young pornography and that sort of thing.

So I told him a few. kind of nasty words when I was younger. And he had sent me a video and he had left. So just because we're all people and it's striking my curiosity, it clicked on it. It turned out it was, you know, child pornography, whatever. So... Okay, dude.

If you don't mean to click on it and you see it by accident, then of course you're fine. Just explain yourself. You know, that stuff's scary. like when you go to the porno sites or you Google it's scary what can what can pop up right obviously if it's unintentional you're fine sometimes we overthink these things I think I just was a little concerned when it comes to oh I'm also an applicant for the RCP I was a little concerned because I know on the some of the questions I asked you

Yeah, have you ever viewed Pernach, child erotica, whatever they call it now? Have you ever watched it? And I've never deliberately gone out looking, but I mean, I was always concerned about that and for the lie detector test and whatnot. But, yeah. No, have you ever seen it? Then you explain your story, just like he did with me. I'm hoping you could kind of give me a little bit of insight on those questions.

and sometimes my wife gets a little irritated because I talked about you and some of the things you talk about a little too much. So if you give a hi, Bree, in your next video, that would be fantastic. Bree. I screwed that up for you, I think. God, she's good looking though, isn't she? I know who you are now. Hi, Bree. And housing, I can't remember.

I can't remember when you leave. Isn't that something? I can't. So let's say you lived in Chaminas and you're going to Alberta. I don't know if they pay for your move. Can somebody add a comment? I can't remember that. I honestly can't remember if they pay for your first move or the first sale of your house.

Isn't that something? I know they pay for the last one and all the other ones when you get transferred. And my scenario is different because I got recruited out of Anima and then I moved back to Anima. And I don't know if I paid the bill for that. Bree. And thanks for watching, dude. Hey, Clint, just in your podcast.

This is a black boy that always calls in. How you doing, Black Boy? So I thought I'd give you a call. I'd get you some updates. I know I obviously didn't pass the RMAC with the RC&P. I have no idea, honestly, why they do that. It's like, I feel like the screening should be the first aspect of the process. It's like...

Okay, so he failed his ARMAC. He failed the questionnaire that he filled out. I'm sorry to hear that, dude. That's too bad. That sucks. I feel like the screening should be the first aspect of the process. It's like... You're completely wrong.

right, they do it so weird now. You go for your interview, and then they review the ARMAC. You pass your interview, oh, sorry, you failed your ARMAC. They used to do it. When I used to do the ARMACs, it was ARMAC first, then interview. I don't know why they're doing it that way. There's a reason. And I don't know what that reason is. It's possibly, I don't know, I don't know, doesn't make any sense. I think it's stupid. then continue or not because there's no point in wasting resources for them

and having someone do my interviews, do all this other things and I'm not even going to be able to pass the IMAC, you know what I mean? Anyway, someone needs to figure that out. But yeah, no, I think it's honestly it was for the best that I got deferred

because, as you know, I work with a service here. I don't want to mention the name on the podcast, but I won't work for them in the youth section. And I talked to recruiting actually today and kind of, they already know about my RCMP situation with my driving history. And they said, you know what?

We know you as a person. We know your character. If you put in an application, we'll see how it goes. So I'm positive about it, you know. He wants to be a cop somewhere else. He got deferred from the RCMP because of driving, guaranteed. That's what he just said, I guess. They got him to probably say something like, yeah, I was speeding last week.

And I don't know, maybe he didn't divulge something that he should have, that he thought he, that he didn't. Every time you have an interaction with a police officer, assume it's all documented on the computer, okay, guys? They already know the story. Like, I know somebody who was driving and they got an excessive speed ticket. but on their RMAC, they didn't divulge the fact that their vehicle was towed and impounded. Keep you updated on my process. Keep me updated. Yeah, waiting for the next episode, buddy.

Take care. Right here, dude. Thanks for calling. I'm sorry about the news. But you're doing good. That's great. Hey, Clint, how's it going? So I heard back from the RCMP about my guest, Armac, and I got a three-year deferral.

because the reason being apparently, one, my driving history is concerning because I had a few tickets. Okay. I didn't realize you'd called earlier. So now we know it was your driving history for sure. Three-year deferral. It's ridiculous. Usually when we do the three-year deferral,

it's because something really criminal happened. Like I shoplifted. When? Yesterday. Three-year deferral. Okay. Okay, guys, the kids just got home. Broken records. Sorry I'm not on here. Much any.

It makes me sick to my stomach when I don't come on here. Tell you the truth. It puts me in a mood. And I know I always, after I end these, I'm like, I'm going to do another one tomorrow. I sure hope I do. Because my channel, it's getting punished, and it should get punished.

You guys are not returning to my channel. And of course you're not returning to my channel. I haven't been posting. but I'll start. Thanks for watching. Bye-bye.