Clinton Jaws - Policing is Challenging
Episode Date: January 16, 2021Policing is challenging. It does not matter where you work you will be challenged as a police officer. This is episode 62; Police Podcast from a retired Police Officer. Police in Canada are taught ho...w to support the transgender community. RCMP Kelowna member loses pay and gets transferred for pointing gun at partner. My wife bought me non-alcoholic beer so I can be miserable for the entire day. I had a cop point a gun at my head and what I did about it. hotline 604-330-2512 Questions from police applicants -bad credit; driving record RCMP recruitment https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws
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Hey guys, Clint here.
I'm in a bit of a good mood tonight.
It's Friday and I don't have to work tomorrow.
No babysitting for me.
How's your weekend, guys?
Are you working? Are you working?
Sucks when you work on the weekend.
So, yeah, I'm just, I'm reading some literature here and it's a good read.
I'm on page one.
RCMP guide to supporting transgender, non-binary, and two-spirit employees.
And I, okay, it's about 42 pages, I think, and I'm going to read it.
But I'm on the first page.
I can't get past the first page.
Did you read the commissioner's message?
I love how, I love what, I love what she puts at the end.
This is how she ends her message.
Let's hope we will become an organization where inclusivity and empathy are at the core of what we do and who we are,
an organization that respects values and embraces all people.
This is my challenge to you.
Don't police have enough challenges?
I can't stand it.
I couldn't stand it when bosses would say that shit to me.
I challenge you, Clint.
And I want you to take that challenge
and take it to your watch
and challenge your watch.
Challenge. It was nothing but a challenge.
The moment you walked in those doors
to the detachment,
you're a challenge with everything.
It was just a challenge. Everything was a challenge.
You don't have batteries.
Radios aren't working properly.
Just to get your gear.
and there's always something.
You've got to sign in.
You need a file, but they've locked up the file room,
and you could only get the key from the watch commander.
Challenge. Every step you go.
Everywhere you go, I wasn't even going to say any of this,
but from the start of your shift, it's a challenge.
Everything's. Where's the car keys?
You got the car keys? No, he still got the car keys.
You see, the shit he left in that police car?
Just left all his shit.
I'm sending him an email and tell him the sergeant.
Everything challenge.
Now we got more challenges.
This is my challenge to you.
Brenda Lucky.
Anyways.
Yeah.
So I'm going to read that later.
I don't really get what it's RCMP to support it.
You know, why doesn't us say RCM,
and I don't care if you're transgender, non-biased,
Binary and two spirit employees.
I don't care.
Okay.
You could be whatever you want to be.
But why doesn't it say RCMP guide to supporting members with PTSD?
Like, where's that guide?
Maybe there is one.
Maybe there is.
But I don't really understand.
I want employees to come into work each day feeling free to be who they are.
Likewise, we need to be an organization that understands and welcomes the diverse communities we serve.
Hmm. We don't understand that.
I've never once went to work, not feeling free to be who I am.
I guess it's a problem.
I guess there's an issue.
There's something going on there.
I guess something happened.
I don't know why I'm still reading it and you're watching this shit.
Sitting on the couch last night.
This happened literally last night.
It's Friday.
It happened last night.
Yes, it was.
It was Thursday.
Sitting on the couch and the wife is like, why don't you go downstairs and do a video?
She hates it.
She hates it that I don't work.
And when she comes home, I don't know, she just doesn't want me around.
I get it, I get it.
She wants her own time.
But I'm like, well, I would go downstairs.
But you bought me non-alcoholic beer.
And I don't feel like doing a video at night with fake beer.
She bought me beer.
She bought me non-alcoholic beer, guys.
I asked her, why'd you buy me this?
And she said,
because it seems like you're
you're only happy when you drink
and I'm like, okay.
So why would you take that part of the day away from me?
Like if I'm happy, unhappy the entire day.
I'm only happy when I drink.
That means I'm miserable when I don't drink.
Yeah.
So she took that part.
She said, okay, well, I want you miserable the entire day.
so I'm taking that part away from you.
I'm going to give you some...
Well, this is real beer, but I'm going to give you some non-alcoholic beer.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if that came out right, but it was something like that.
This is how I think.
So we go on the hot tub with our fake drinks.
Okay?
We're in the hot tub last night.
And we're not really saying anything because we're not drinking.
And I bring up to her, I tell her.
I wasn't going to tell her this piece.
Well...
her reaction.
I said, okay, and this really happened too.
I said, it finally happened.
I'm six months into this YouTube thing.
Guess what happened the other day?
I'm talking to the wife.
And I tell her, I don't even know if I just go down this, say this.
It took me six months, but I was finally called a racist.
I'm a racist.
What, Clint, what are you talking about?
I said, well, somebody,
left a comment on one of my posts called me a racist and she started you know oh what
clean i'm a nurse in town what like people you do what'd you what'd you do what'd you say
and i'm like are you what you you know i'm not racist like now i have to convince my wife that
i'm not not racist i said i didn't say anything how can you you're part chinese okay i i'm
married you. You're part China man. Of course I'm not racist, right? Yeah. I'm going to read the comment.
Okay. I know. I know this is boring. So I pull out my phone and I'm about to read the comment.
And this had this, they commented on a video that they didn't like. Okay. They had a problem with it.
And it was, I can't remember the name of it, but criminal bites RCMP or something like that.
And so I guess I guess I said some things in there that she didn't like.
I use the word fat.
Okay.
That's what I used.
And so I brought up my phone and I'm like, so I read the comment to the wife.
And I'll just read it to you.
That's a good one.
Okay.
And that's how she started.
Okay.
And body shaming women.
She says LOL a bundle three.
I can't stand LOLs guys.
I hate that.
I hate it when people.
throw in the LOL after a text.
I'm sitting by my wife the other.
Last week.
Yeah, we're sitting together last week.
And she's on her phone texting it.
I can see what she's texting. I'm kind of looking over.
And she ended one of her text messages with LOL.
And so I say something to her.
I'm like, why would you do that?
You're not even laughing.
So bugs me, the LOL bugs me.
So fake.
Okay, so I'm not going to do her LOLs.
I'm just going to laugh.
Okay?
When she goes LOL, that'll be me laughing.
And body shaming women.
Why the hell are you like this?
You racist, racist dumbass.
That's her laughing.
You weren't there when they punched her.
Okay.
So I'm a racist, dumbass.
But yet she's starting to say.
sentence with and. There's no punctuation. No capitals. No commas. That was dumb. I'm not trying to get her.
Okay. Hey, hey, thank you for your comment. And subscribe. Be a subscriber. Thanks for watching the
video. You know, I don't know. I just don't want to be fake. I don't want to be funny.
So when I see a video and I say to myself, don't use that word, Clint, I got to use the word.
because that's what I thought.
And this lady wouldn't get up the stairs into the plane,
so the members had to work their asses off, dragging her up there,
and she was a fat person.
Okay?
And so that's how I think.
I think, okay, should I say large?
Should I say big mama?
No.
No, you got, I'm going to say what first enters my mind.
And I'm not trying to fat shame anybody.
but I'm going to
how's that fat shaming?
I don't see how it is.
Maybe it is. Fat shaming. What the hell is that
anyways? I don't even know. I'm skinny.
Well, I used to be.
She fat.
There's fat people in this world.
There's unhealthy people in this world? And there's healthy people
in this world. I'm probably unhealthy.
She's probably unhealthy.
I'm just stating a fact.
And so the moment,
I talk about somebody who's non-white.
What is that, right?
That's racist.
You're racist.
Okay, I was happy, so...
So, let's just get over that.
Let's just stop talking about this comment.
I don't even know what to say and tell you the truth.
Isn't it amazing, though?
See, I can't stop talking about it.
You're called racist, just like that, right?
You've got to be racist.
That's what you are.
Oh, this guy.
Sorry, I was going to leave this, but I can't put this guy.
You are not white.
You are pink.
White people are Chinese.
And you're fucking pink.
I'm like, what?
White people are Chinese.
I guess.
I thought they were Chinese, though.
And you're fucking.
I don't even get it.
I was thinking about the wife because she has part Chinese in her.
And yeah, she is.
Actually, she's white.
Man, I don't know.
I guess he's trying to get me when he calls me pink.
I don't know what that means.
Pink.
Pink, thank you for, please subscribe.
And I don't know what pink means.
I'm fucking pink.
It might be a white racist slur.
But they, I mean, I don't even, what's the worst white racial slur there is for a white guy?
I don't know.
They're ridiculous.
Like donkey or honky.
Which one is it?
I don't even know.
I don't know.
I shouldn't be talking about this, but.
or cracker.
Well, that's terrible.
That hurts, right?
The cracker.
And now pink?
I don't know.
Maybe you guys understand what he's talking.
I don't know what he's getting up.
He kind of mad at me.
He wrote his first, that was his second, his first message, which kind of caught me off guard.
Because I didn't know if it was negative or positive.
He said, fuck the police.
And I'm like, yes.
Yes, you should.
that's why some of them become cops actually.
Fuck off your fall of shit.
Tell the RCMP to charge me.
Hello, Pink.
There's the Pink thing again.
This is one guy.
He gave me about seven of them.
I don't know.
Maybe I should stop reading the comments.
I don't know.
I probably will.
I probably will stop.
It took six months for the racist card to come out, right?
So.
So.
How long?
will it take for them to start calling me Nazis? A Nazi, right? How long is that going to take?
That must be really annoying for you guys to hear that. I've got to talk about this. Okay.
Three hours ago, I'm upstairs and I go on Facebook. There's an article out. I'm sure you guys
have read this. Cop pointed gun at officer. So there's two cops. They're at this.
did a detachment in Colonna.
It's night shift.
It's around three in the morning.
They're sitting in the GD pit.
One cop,
starts bugging another cop.
And that cop pulls out her gun and points it at him.
And then puts her gun away.
Let's just go over this for a second.
I just want to read some of these things,
some of this shit.
Okay.
So the constable's name is Christine Rosler.
She was completing a report to Crown Counsel.
in her cubicle.
Yeah, three in the morning.
Her supervisor said to her,
the report needed corrections.
Of course he did.
Rosler, whatever her name is.
She's frustrated with this.
It then comes along this other constable.
His name is constable.
Kevin, he's.
I don't know.
Let's just say it's he's.
Rosler's close friend?
Okay.
He started teasing her about her work.
That's all we ever did.
Three in the morning.
You're in the GD pit.
You're going to get bugged as fuck.
That's what you did.
That was fun.
That's what you do.
So he started teasing her.
Oh, okay.
Big whoop.
It seems that the more he teased,
the more upset she became.
The more upset she became,
the more laughs he got,
which reinforced his behavior.
Inspector Colin Miller said,
his written decision. It is reasonable, oh, here, the reasonable word, oh, here we go. It is reasonable
to believe that upon her having enough of his teasing, Rosler, in a moment of frustration and poor
judgment reacted by drawing her firearm. Right away when I read that, and I seen the word
reasonable, don't think that, that's what it's code of conducts are all, that's what they're all about,
right well if it's reasonable even though the person that's infestigating it deep down
knows that there's no way it even happened but if it's reasonable to other people
then it must have happened so she pulled the gun out out of anger because of the teasing
that's what he's saying because it's reasonable she was frustrated but she says
No, it was dark humor.
And I believe that.
And I'm going to tell you why in a second, because I got a story to share.
That's exactly what it was, was dark humor.
Does it matter?
Maybe.
Maybe, only because he said it.
He twisted it.
They twist it.
I don't like the twisting.
They don't know if the gun was actually pointed at him.
He says he remembers seeing the bear.
Oh my God, this is what he fucked.
This is what he says, guys.
This is he's.
I guess they took a bit of this statement out.
This is what he said.
I shouldn't do this.
I'm sorry, he's, but I have to.
This is him talking.
And it was like pointed at me.
Like, if it went off, like, I honestly can't say,
like, 100% like, if it would hit me or not.
But I do remember seeing like the circle of the barrel, he said.
Like, and then I remember like, she pulled it out, and then I remember like it being kind of like that.
And then like I remember seeing the barrel, the gun.
What are you doing?
Oh my God, he needs a code of conduct for his grammar.
Rouser said it was dark humor.
like
Miller said he's troubled
yeah
a small error on her part
have resulted in serious
could have resulted in a serious injury
that he's yeah we all know that
I know right
if you guys know about this
I know every single cop and every single
detachment well the majority of you
you need to fire her
she needs to be fired
terminated
god that's all cops ever did was
they'll want somebody else fucks up.
It's blue on blue.
That's what
Ray Flob would have said.
You're going to have a blue on blue situation.
I would have shot her.
That's what she would have said.
I could just imagine how many cops are
talking about that.
Maybe at your briefings are
throughout the night shift
and the majority of you are saying,
oh yeah, you got a fire.
Got to get rid of her.
It's a criminal code of fitness.
They've got her 15 days of pay
and she got some fines.
transferred
transferred from the detachment
I don't know
Miller
Miller didn't fire her
and I like that decision
I like that you didn't fire her
I'm going to
I'm going to tell you why
I probably shouldn't say this
sorry I'm just going to have a sip
I'm in Duncan
okay similar
similar thing happened
I'm in Duncan
and I'm the acting watch commander
and if you don't know
what acting watch commander is
is when the watch commander's not there.
He's sick or taking holidays.
The senior constable, if he's any good,
if you become the acting watchmanor.
Best gig in policing hands down,
because you're an actor.
Okay, you're an actor.
You can never get in trouble for acting.
You're not really the watch commander.
You're just an actor.
And I'm working.
We're in the GD pit.
I shouldn't tell this story.
I can't you.
I won't use a,
real names. I got my own office and the doors opened. I got a desk and I could see the entire
GD pit and I could talk, you know, I could be like, you know, field. Where the hell's your, I don't know,
file. Where's your file? The point is I could just yell out to them. Where's your file? That was stupid.
So I'm working one night and it's about three in the morning. And,
I can't say her real name, but we'll call her Nadia.
Okay?
Nadia, female police officer.
I start bugging her because that's all we did.
All we did was bug each other.
Bugging each other at night is fun.
It's good.
It brings high morale, brings you closer together.
You bond.
You get shit off your back, like that would be a shitty night or a shitty block.
It's a fun time.
It's fun moments.
Oh, but what does Nadia do?
So I start making fun of her.
She tried to put in a,
I report to Crown Council, same thing.
I hate to say it, but it was the same thing.
And I'm like, what, what the hell is this bag of dicks?
Can you redo it?
So we're bugging each other, ribbing each other.
But I'm yelling out to her.
Like, she's sitting down, right?
And everybody else is laughing.
She's laughing.
And I say another comment that was, you know, like, oh, you better watch out.
But instead of saying, oh, you better watch out,
she grabbed her gun pointed it right at my head and and Dave which is his real name goes
holy fuck and I'm like Nadia can you come here for a second she knew right away you can see it on her
face lonely fuck didn't I ever fuck up that was fucking stupid and she sits down in my office my acting
office and I remember it like yesterday I said what the fuck was that she goes it wasn't loaded I
I didn't have the Megan.
I'm like, and what?
I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, Clint.
I know that was fucking stupid.
No idea why I just did that.
I'm like, okay, go sit down.
She's promoted now.
She's still a cop.
Great girl.
Stupid moment, but.
I don't, end of the world.
Not for us.
Not for us.
And it was a fuck up like a,
like a real you know i have that i have that all the time like i just do stupid things that just come out
on my mouth and they're dumb like my my picking up my son from hockey the other day and my daughter's
trying to get into the car and there's hockey moms everywhere i shouldn't tell this story but
she can't get the door open her and i'm like pull her hard she comes easy and i'm like why would
i say that out of that that just so i say stupid things all the all the time how sick is that hockey
moms are looking at me.
So,
huh.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
It's a big deal, so we got to make it a big deal, right?
He's gonna shock me.
And Miller, the moment he finds out about it,
then he has to do something about it.
But when we were in Duncan, similar.
Actually, identical, I guarantee it.
It was identical what happened.
We just dealt with it.
Right away, we sat down.
down and we're not going to do a code of conduct on it okay we're not going to tell the sergeants
and the staff sergeants get them involved in inspectors so then they have to make a decision
miller had to make a decision pretty good decision i like it maybe the punishment did fit the crumb
i don't know i guess you got to be the judge of that fuck the shit we did in duncan guys
should have been fired and transferred. I used to taser. I taser Dave about six times. Touched done.
Touched on. I shouldn't tell that story. Maybe another day. But it was fun. It was fun. And I look back
now, I'm like, oh, I could have been fired for that, I guess. I'm a white male. I would have got
fired for it. Nottia would have got transferred. Anyways, she'll never do that again.
and I do hope
I hope he's got a code of conduct
for his grammar
like serious lie
you know what I
okay callers
let's listen to one
I love listening to callers
I really do
hey man
I just subscribed to your channel
a couple days ago
I'm currently a student
at the University of British Columbia
I'm there on a scholarship
and I have a
job in the middle
since I was 16 years old.
I'm 18 now
and I plan on joining the RSC and applying
in about three to four years
once I've finished my degree.
And it's fun to watch
videos, there's comedy in there,
and yeah, I kind of get an insight
into policing a little bit
fun little stories.
Yeah, I have some experience in the military.
Hopefully that helps my application.
And I got a scholarship to UBC
for my undergraduate
degree. Anyway, yeah, man.
I subscribed to about
three days go two days ago and yeah it's my last year I went to break and I've been watching
your videos quite a bit all right man have a good day see you later isn't that awesome
like it made me feel good an 18 year old was watching my shit and an 18 year old that's got his
shit together you're gonna become a cop there's no doubt I mean what you're university you
got this he's 18 he's done everything already and ah okay I don't know why I just went
Ah, but I liked it.
I know it's boring for you, but whatever.
It's nice to hear something nice, right?
Hey, Clint.
My name's Landon.
Landon?
His name's Landon.
It's a great name.
Thanks for calling, man.
Just watched a copy member 17.5 years.
Probably leave in about two and a half if I can stand it that long.
but all my bosses have hated me too.
And I just want to let you know
it's nice to see someone else who's got the ball to say
who's retarded and...
Anyway, I'm out here in D.C. as well in Chilac
if you ever wanted to get a coffee sometime
or hear some dumb stories about federal policing
or whatever.
My number, I got an Alberta number I used to work out there.
403.
9.8.
But anyway, I'll keep watching videos when I have more time.
Have good night.
Bye.
Thanks for your call, dude.
Appreciate it.
And Landon, you can't say retarded anymore, okay?
There's a lot of words you can't say anymore.
You can't say fag.
You can't say the C word when it comes to women.
Okay, you can't say dwarf.
You can't say retarded.
And to tell you the truth, that word kind of gets me, you know.
My wife has a brother, and he has kids,
and he has two kids that suffer from that neurological disorder.
And I fucking love those little rejects.
Hey there, Glenn.
Duma, to hear you calling in, I think it didn't leave enough information in my last voice message.
Just wanted to expand a little bit more.
In regards to credit in general, how much does that weigh on the application itself?
Again, I've worked four or five years in Linti, company, it's a bank, pressure, or aware of the bank,
moved up pretty good, moved up really high.
I'm looking to do a career change here.
Never took a dollar in loans ever, and just wanted, in this one time that I took it before COVID.
hit us and pretty much
knock me over. I just wanted to kind of see
how much to, what do you think
what input
could you give us in regards to
how much does credit
way on the overall application
here? Love your work man.
Take care. Thanks, dude. Thanks for calling.
Yeah.
Credit.
If you
just have bad credit, you can
figure shit out. Okay? With that.
the RC&P aren't going to say,
oh, you got bad credit so you can't become a cop.
But I'll give you an example.
I had this girlfriend.
She was hot.
I ended up marrying her.
And she wanted to become a cop.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Could you imagine that?
I was sitting together.
Like, I'm retired and she'd be working coming home
and I'd have to listen to the...
I couldn't imagine.
So she gets a...
This is so dumb.
But she gets a interview with the RCMP in Parksville with brickery.
Breakerie, that's all he did was defer people and say you can't become a cop.
She gets the interview.
I know she has bad credit.
She's got student loans that went into, what do you call it when the credit people take it?
I can't remember.
So I write a letter on her application saying, hey, I'm a cop.
I'm fantastic.
We got this.
We got her debt taken care of.
I will figure it out.
Don't let that, don't let that not allow her to go to depot.
She goes for her interview.
They don't interview her.
They just sit her down saying, you can't become a copy is your credit.
And you have that loan.
And then she says, she mentions me.
And he's like, he's like, where's something?
He didn't even read my letter.
You idiot.
Actually, I'm glad you didn't.
I'm glad she's not a cop.
Tell you the truth.
But yes.
Yes.
You're going to, I'm kind of confused by the call because I don't know if it's just bad credit
or if it's bad credit with a loan and you still have that loan and it went to the credit people.
If it went to the credit people, do whatever you can to get that paid on.
Apply now. You might as well apply. Apply. And hopefully by the time that you get an interview
where they really look at you, then you can say, loans paid off.
I just have a little bad credit, but get your parents to help you pay that off, apply.
Don't let it stop you.
But yes, you might have a problem if you have a loan that is in bad credit right now.
God, you wouldn't believe how many times that has happened to me in my career.
I mean, in my lifetime.
Credit.
Started with a girlfriend that had a bad credit.
I won't say anymore.
Student loans.
I think we just paid them off.
It was a long time ago.
I hope I answered your question.
I feel bad.
I feel bad that I haven't said enough.
They change their mind tomorrow, so who even knows, right?
With recruitment?
Who even knows?
You know?
I hear you don't even need, you just need a,
if you have a degree, you don't even have to write the tests anymore.
Shit like that.
Changes daily.
But I can't see if they got a good guy,
in front of them that just has bad credit
that they're going to say no to you
but try another.
Bride.
Okay, I got to turn that down.
I remember this.
I swear this is how goofy I am.
When I first heard this, I thought it was Tony McBride.
McBride calling me.
I'm like, wow, she's like manly.
She's got a manly.
I did a video of Tony McBride one,
part one and part two.
He's going to talk about it, obviously.
and she was a hot cop in California.
I'm like, drop dead.
Gorgeous.
They're talking about murder charges
because they're saying that her shots were not justified.
And he's probably going to talk about it.
It's not Tony McBride.
Damn it.
Number two, best video yet.
Keep this up.
But just to throw in a few comments,
we as police are where we're at
because of decisions that police officer making,
allowing these criminals,
these barbarians to come at police,
come too close,
have a line in the sand that they keep moving closer and closer.
Isn't that true?
Like, this guy has nailed it.
They have moved closer and closer and closer,
and police really are allowing them to move closer and closer
and with the police allowing them to move closer and closer,
it's hurting every police officer.
This guy is saying it,
I wish I would have said it like that,
because that's a really good way to say it.
I'm just going to rewind.
We have to start moving that.
Have a line in the sand that they keep moving closer and closer
to harming themselves.
We have to start moving that line in the sand back
and start showing the public what is reasonably expected of a police officer to do.
Yeah, exactly.
From a day to day.
The second guessing that police officers have been doing is putting themselves
and every other police officer in more and more danger every day.
Yeah, that's true.
You second guess.
And it gives the,
and you have a scenario.
where a cop second guesses.
Bad guy ends up living
because he never got shot.
And now we've got to work towards that.
Oh, a cop got lucky.
He didn't shoot.
He decided not to shoot.
And ended up saving the bad guy.
I get what you're saying.
I don't think I'm not even explaining it right,
but I get what you're saying.
Good point.
Start doing, start acting,
make decisions like Tony McBride.
those that she did
that is the SOP that we all should be following.
It's so true.
Take a look of the video.
Why should we
even hesitate?
You take one more step, bad guy.
I'm shooting you. No questions.
Not going to let you get closer, like he said.
I know where the line is.
You've already passed it.
Yeah, good point.
Keep it up, Jaws.
Love watching all your new ones.
New ones? What about the old ones?
Thanks for being there. Thanks for voicing what many of us cannot.
Thanks, man. Thanks for the call. That was nice.
And good points. And I don't really know what I'm doing.
I don't even know if I can voice.
Tell you the truth.
I know you guys can't. I know you guys can't say anything.
I love saying stuff. One more. Okay.
Hi, Clinton.
Clinton.
This is the Marwan.
Marwans.
Nice to meet you, Braz.
And I had a question for you today.
I applied into the RCNP.
And my question is regarding my driving record.
Driving record.
So I have a couple of tickets on my driving record.
Two speeding tickets.
Oh, two speeding tickets.
One use of foam.
Use of the phone.
My last one was a stop.
time. I wanted to know if it's going to expect my entry into the RCNC, but all these tickets
have been like a year ago. Since I applied to the RCNC, I've been driving like an angel.
An angel. So just let me know what you think and yeah, don't worry about hurting me. Let me know
your honest opinion. Thank you.
You're welcome. And you know what? You're such, you sound so sweet and thanks for the call.
you said you got a couple tickets, but I don't know, I counted.
I don't know, what was that?
One, two, four or five.
Yeah.
No.
No.
They're not going to put you in depot just yet, just yet, okay?
This is my, this is what I had.
I had that problem.
I was trying to become a cop from like 1990, 1989 to, I don't know, it felt like 10 years.
And my driving record was terrible.
I passed a cop.
I had a girl in the passenger seat.
And I was trying to be cool, and I passed a cop, middle of the night, on a double line.
Six points right there.
I got six points right there.
You have, I don't know, a couple of speeding dicks, that's six, at least.
I don't even know what they are anymore.
Six points, three points each for a speed and digging?
Anyways, you got too many points.
I don't know, six.
I don't know, you got like 12 points or something like that.
The stop sign is points, three or four.
So that's nine, right?
there. Electronic device, I think that's points. Like, they're crazy with those devices. But
apply, Matt. Apply. Like me. I don't think I would have got in with my driving record.
Because I had too many points. And I was worried about that, but I shouldn't have been worried
because I never passed the test. I failed the test twice, the old test. And I wrote it like three
for four or five years.
And by the time I was,
my driving record was perfect.
It was, it had nothing on it.
But while I was applying as a young guy,
I had all these points and it probably would have affected me.
It's definitely going to, you said only one,
so it's all, you got all these in one year?
You got all these in one year?
You said it was a year ago.
When I was trying to become a cop,
There was a part of, I actually stopped driving.
Because I didn't trust myself driving.
I didn't want to get any points that was going to cause me to not go to depot.
Again, maybe things have changed.
Maybe they don't care about driving records anymore.
I mean, they really need heartbeats right now, guys.
They'll take a lot.
Maybe they're fine with your driving record, but I don't think so.
But if you really want to become a cop, then that's what you do.
You take the test now.
maybe you don't do so well on it.
Six months later you take it again?
I don't know if it was six months or a year.
I don't know. I don't know.
I think they change it to six months.
So don't let that stop you.
When you pull your drive,
when I became a cop,
they were only interested in the five years.
And I think it's still the same.
Your driving record is good for five years.
So when you grab your driving record,
it's going to go back five years.
you well you're on year four right but i think points go yearly
meaning you're not going to lose you because they're worried about you losing your license with
another speeding ticket so i think you i guess i'm just talking this out while i'm talking to
my video camera right now and if they go yearly then you might be fine apply apply it can't
hurt can't hurt to apply oh my god i did not feel good talking tonight
night. I don't know why. I don't know why. I'm just going to relax and get back to some reading.
When you stop talking, which I have done, I've only done two of these in the past two weeks,
which is disgusting and gross, and I'm going to start doing more. But when you start doing that,
you start losing everything that you built to that point. And I can feel myself not acting right.
And it's not the wine because it's only one glass.
So I'll get better.
Anyways.
Bye-bye.
Sometimes people make mistakes and use the wrong pronoun.
If this happens, apologize.
Correct the error is a pronoun.
Landon, you can't say retarded anymore, okay?
There's a lot of words you can't say anymore.
You can't say fag.
You can't say the C word when it comes to women.
Okay?
You can't say dwarf.
You can't say retardant.
And to tell you the truth, that word kind of gets me, you know.
My wife has a brother and he has kids.
And he has two kids that suffer from that neurological disorder.
And I fucking love those little rejects.
One.
That was dumb, but two.
One was a midget.
Okay, I got to edit that out.
That was dumb.
That was so dumb.
That wasn't even good.
Bosses hated me too, Landon.
And I have 17 episodes on that, on bosses hating me.
God, they hated me.
A lot of them.
A couple of them liked me.
I don't know.
I got a lot to say about that, but.
And I might go for a coffee with you.
And I think you said Chilliwack.
I don't know.
But why not?
You sound like a cool dude.
And I want to.
redo that whole thing because that was a stupid joke it's funny when you say it out loud how
