Clinton Jaws - RCMP Depot Staffing Interview

Episode Date: January 31, 2021

My RCMP Depot Staffing Interview was a success. I was transferred from Depot to Vancouver Island when I was a cadet at RCMP Depot. It is possible because of my Depot staffing interview. I got what I wanted even though I was told I was living in a dream world. I believe part of the reason for getting my choice was because of my rcmp staffing interview. I asked for a medium sized ddddddetachment on Vancouver Island. I only gave 15 choices. He asked me to pick places more north. I told him "to be honest I havent even thought of any places north". He said, "fair enough." Questions: Call my hotline number voicemail 604-330-2512 https://www.clintonjaws.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Hey, Clint. I'm a current member in F Division right now. Okay. I forgot about that. He said he's from F Division. And I remember hearing this and I remember thinking, holy F. What? Where is that? F Division? Where's F Division? Could you imagine? Could you imagine being in Depo? And they're like, Clint, you're going to F Division. Kill me now. Like what? A, B, C, B, E, F, like, where is that? No, I'm not.

No, I'm not going to F Division. And I had to Google it. I'm like, oh, it's Saskatchewan. Well, that's not so bad. We spent six months there. Did I ever, I probably already said this before. But I remember, I remember being a depot, I'm in the classroom. And everybody, there's five days, in these five days,

everybody in the troop is going to figure out where they're going to go. So Monday goes by, I don't figure it out. Half the troop figures out, a quarter, and then Tuesday more, figure it out Wednesday, and then it's Thursday. And I still haven't heard where I'm going to go. And it was immediately I had loose stool. I was just gurgling. He is the instructor.

And I forget his name. Isn't that something? I forget the instructor's name. He was my favorite instructor. He always said big time. and he's standing in front of me in the classroom with a little card, a little like an index card. And he tells me, Clint, I know where you're going. I know where you're getting posted to.

Did I explain myself properly? He's going to tell me where I'm going to get posted to. Because we're nearing our end, and I swear to God he tried to mess with me. When you're in Depo, you're going to have a staffing meeting. You're going to meet with staffing. I'm sure they still do this. They're going to sit you down and they're going to say to you, where do you want to go? I remember my staffing meeting like it was yesterday.

And I'm sitting with a guy and he has a big map on the wall. He's like, point to where you want to go. And I tell him, well, I want to go back to the island. I want to go to Vancouver Island. It's kind of like before that, two weeks before that, I said that in class to another guy, another staffing guy. And he said, good luck. He actually said that. He said, good look.

You're not going to Vancouver Island. nobody goes to Vancouver. I'm like, what are you talking about? So I'm with the staffing guy, and I tell, I pick like 15 spots on the island. And he tells me, okay, okay, fair enough, fair enough. Good, yeah. And he points to the map, and he goes, pick somewhere north. He said those words north.

I didn't even know what that meant, north. And so I look at the map, and I'm like, well, if I have to pick one, Squamish? And he, I don't even know if it's, is that, that's not an earth. Like he, he meant like, pick the Yukon or something like that. And he started laughing. Anyway, so he, and I got it somewhere. I think I got it somewhere. And I can't believe I'm talking about.

I wasn't going to talk about this. Okay. And I'm going to do a video about this. Do you know you could get your personnel records, guys? I got my, I pulled my personnel records. And he wrote. a thing about me. And this might be one of the reasons why I got what I got. He goes, during our interview, I found, I don't know if I'm allowed to read this. I'll put it in my own words, okay,

how about that? I found Cadet Jaworski, to, cadet Jaws, sorry, to be friendly and open person. He portrayed a genius, no, a genuine, a genuine self-confidence, but was not overbearable. But it was not overbearing. I believe that his comfort zone with people and such that he does not shy away from discussion and will deal with people quite well. He'd prefer to be posted at this place, on this place,

on Vancouver Island. He's got a great sense of humor. And sexy tits. But this guy wrote this. And I don't know why I'm telling you that. Maybe I did think, I printed it off. Maybe I did think I was going to tell you about this, but I guess my, I don't have a point. I'm just sharing a story. Does there always

have to be a point? And I forget what I was talking about, but son of a bitch. So he's, I'm sitting in the classroom and he's standing there with the index card. And I said, where am I going? And my heart is racing. And I want to poo. And he looks at the card. And I said, just tell me. And he goes, his first words, North. And he stopped. What are you talking to? No. No. I had people in my troop cry when they found out where they were going. And I was about to do that because I'm going north. And I remember saying to him, I said, don't mess around with me, okay? Can you just finish it? He's messing around with me. And he goes, north. He's pretending that he can't really read it. Cowichin Duncan Detachment. And I remember thinking, what the fuck is that? What are you talking about? I said, sir, what are you talking about? Where's that?

Is it Duncan? Why would they call it North Couch and Duncan? Why would you call a place that? And he's like, I don't know. It says Duncan in it. Maybe. Turns out it was Duncan. It was unbelievable.

It was the best feeling that I had. Depot. Well, the second to best feeling. The first one was getting the badge. But I got Duncan. And I remember going on the phone to tell my girlfriend that night. And I call her up and I go, guess what? I'm like, we can stay together. I'm coming back to the island. I got Duncan. And she's like, oh, that's good. Guess what happened at school today? What? That was a dumb story, but that's That's really what happened. Not everything has to be humorous and funny, but... And we talk about that to this day, how she just...

Oh, yeah, it's great. And she tells me, like, I said, why'd you act like that? And she was... I kind of like being single. Clint. Oh, okay. It's good to know. That's my story.

Let's... Oh, yeah, I got a call. I got Duncan, and nobody in my troop congratulated me. maybe they didn't like it. They didn't like that. I got what I wanted. That's another thing. When you get your personnel record? Maybe I should just tell you. Can I just tell you guys about the personnel record? You can get your personal record. You can get your health records and you can get a personnel record. It's this thick. It has every assessment that's ever been performed on you and you have a right to it. There's like really good things in there. I'll do a video on it.

forget it. But when I printed off my thing, it had, that was my list in depot. You could put like 20 or 30 places down. I only put 15. And Duncan was eight. I had Nanaimo Ladiesmith, Parksville, Sydney, West Shore. I don't want Sydney or West Shore. I don't know why I put that down. Courtney. Chaminas is like, well, Shamina says Duncan. And then number eight was Duncan. Campbell River. Powell River was number 10. Why would I want to go to Pal River?

Oh my God. No. Summerland. Because it just sounded nice, right? Penticton, Colonna, White Rock, Maple Ridge. Let's hear what Skippity-Doodaw has to say here. And thanks for calling, man. Thanks.

And I'm sorry you're in Fivision.