Clinton Jaws - RCMP Depot Tip | My First Drill Class

Episode Date: May 9, 2021

This one was emotional to make. Clinton Jaws shows his first RCMP Drill. His Girlfriend and parents show up for his graduation. This is what you do not do in Drill Class. RCMP Depot Tips. Watch to the end. hotline number 604-330-2512 https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws #clintonjaws #policepodcast #rcmp

How did your first day at your uncle today? Yeah. I had a big idea if anybody could go in a while today on the stand. Oh? What was it? Already I'm going to forget to say stuff. I got to say stuff right off the bat. Rinkled shirt, guys.

If you have drill at Depo, after lunch at lunchtime, change your shirt. Okay, because nine people, they had to show up for learning assistance or whatever you call it at 7.30 in the morning. You're going to get gonged for a wrinkled shirt. Everything that you just heard, I'm going to show to you in a video. I got the video. show it to you. It's Clinton Jaws, by the way. Just a huge fail. I just did a huge parenting fail or babysitting fail. The wife called me and I was on speakerphone and I didn't know I was on speakerphone. I said some things I shouldn't have said and I'm going to play that at the very end.

At the very end of this, I'm going to play it. So watch the very end of this. Even when I say bye bye, keep on watching because I got a lot of stuff at the end of this. I like doing this. I like doing these depot tips because I got no pressure. There's no pressure. I don't know why, but there just is no pressure. Let's talk about drill. RCP drill. There's a few things I can say about it, not a whole lot, but maybe something I say might help you, like avoid getting in trouble for a wrinkly shirt. You change at noon at lunchtime, stuff like that. And by the way, guys can't. Can you hear me when I play audio of me and my dad? Can you hear it?

Leave a comment. I want to know. And subscribe to my channel. But I want to know if you can hear it or should I add subtitles to it? Our first day of drill, we're walking to drill class. It was scary. Here, wait, go. Do you guys hear that in the background?

It's kind of spooky, a little eerie. Someone's going left, right, left, right. Almost like the karate kid in the background. You know, like, oh, down. Freaky. I don't know who that is. Oh, there's me. There's me. That's me. We lined up 10 minutes early. You already know that. We lined up 10 minutes early. Starts at 3.40. We lined up at 3.30 and we stood there for 10 minutes.

Waiting for the drill person to come out. That's me. Gonna be honest with you. I was scared. I was frightened. Because I watched tall boots to fill. I think that's what it's called. You guys got to Google that and watch. watch that. That's why I was scared. Here she comes. I don't even know what she's saying. I have no idea. But I'm shitting myself right now. I'm pissing and shitting myself.

Oh what? I missed their personality. You know what? Joe Party. He was a young guy. We were all immature, but there's absolutely no way that you could possibly come up with a better right marker than that guy. It's the reason why our troop was so good, it ran so smooth. It makes me sick to say it, but it's the truth. Yeah, great right marker. And here's my first tip, okay? Don't be the right marker. If your troop asks who wants to be the right marker, you put your hand down. You don't want to be the right marker. Don't make your stay a depot. Harder than it has to be. Why would you be the right marker? Don't do it. Why did the troop vote you in? What's he supposed to say, right? He has previous marching experience. He doesn't want to tell that to her,

though, obviously, for obvious reasons. But what do you say? Well, he says this. Guess you like my time. Yes, corporal. Yes, corporal. You keep the left out. When she did that, I'm like, she's really angry. Like, she's furious. She's really mad. And my knees were starting to do this.

I was like, please don't come over to me. Don't come over to me. I'm going to crumble into a nothing if you come over to me. Right now, I'm telling you, I swear to God. I'm like, don't you, don't you dare. come over to me. Like, I'm at my most weakest moment. I was about to, like, just, like, panic or something.

I had all this buildup about drill before I, like, for 10 years. And here she comes. And I'm like, don't you, don't you dare? No. No. Okay, here I am. Here she comes. I'm like, please God, don't.

Please, God, don't. No, no. You get any of that? We didn't either. She's doing it on purpose. She has to be doing that on purpose. Like, what is she saying? She starts moving people around. They move Tricker again. They just keep on moving Tricker. Poor Tricker.

Just to mess with it. I don't know. Are you confused? I'm confused. There he goes again. 20, 20. 20. True-Eck doesn't move his head. See how fast. You see how fast you learn? You see how fast you learn? Yep.

It's okay. He quit. Five weeks later. Oh, I love her. Woman. Oh, Henderson. Yeah. Oh, I gotta rewind that. That's me.

She comes right up to me and looks me in the eye. And you can hear my voice first. I'm like, yes, carp, bro. Right here. Please don't hurt me. We're really looking. Scared shitless. Look at Weatherby

I'm like Holy shit Don't come to me That guy's not a cop anymore I'm not gonna say anymore about that He probably should have walked out Don't smirk Don't laugh

In drill This is what happens You get the fuck am I doing You get up your face And you get it off now I've got no tolerance For people who are just respectful To warns me

you've got to run into instructors at this academy. All right, the other. What are you doing? Get back there, Mike. Get away. Go down. What do you do? To see how far.

Get yourself to room. Get your mouth. Aw, come on here. You forgot to take. Move over. Woman lose your cold for not take. Look over here. Now, with your head.

To see how far we got after this, like, we didn't even know how to put our hands in. Put your hands in. put your left hand in your right hand and i love it i love watching this stuff puts me right back there and i wish i could do it all over again until i give you the next demand at that time you're going to bring your hands your side and yellow one two three one and put your hands behind your back We did a lot. Put your hands in on your back. Steady up.

You did a lot of those. I'd like the color of my tie, Corporal. You didn't know what that hell stand easy was. Oh my god. That was wonderful, she said. I feel a little stressed out watching this, Tilia. We ran a lot that day. day everywhere all around that gym sweating her asses off never did it right we

had to run to certain flags we didn't know which like I think she's teaching us how to do attention in that there's me you know I know this is long but I don't I don't care okay I know if I do shorter videos more people watch it but I don't care but I don't care I got to watch this and you got to watch it too he says this is good stuff this you don't get any more real than this even though it's you know what i mean like designed to if you can't take the out if you can't take a bad guy yelling at you like she's yelling at you then you're not gonna you're not going to be able to take it out on the streets that makes sense oh i got to rewind that

He calls her ma'am. Here's another tip. Don't call her ma'am, okay? Never. Get in the right next to be his car roll. Yes, perfect. That's her first name. My last name is Baraka Moose.

She loved doing that. Get your right hand out and elongate the brewers. Now, put your fingertips only to the back of the hand. I don't want you to make a fist I want you to put the fingertips place the finger tips to the back up on the hand This is right, Clint

This is it not cut your wrist down Now bring That hand So that the thumb is touching the seam of your pants This is Priceless stuff Is it not?

I mean, come on This is Oh God, this part Joe's not going to like this. Left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right, left. Did you know that? They don't say left, right, left, right, left, right. Apparently it's left, left, left, left, left.

That hurt. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. She's saying you don't put all those letters in there. You're just going to leave, right, leave, right. We finally get to March, guys. Here we go. So she's really giving it to Joe. You call yourself a leader.

But it was obviously set up for him to do that. Okay. Why am I giving Joe an out? But there's no way of winning, okay? If Joe would have turned, she would have said, I didn't tell you to turn. Because Joe knows marching, right? And he's waiting for her to give the command a turn. She doesn't.

She loses it here a bit. And the audience, we have an audience, they told us after that there was tears coming out of their eyes when they were watching this. So the audience is still laughing. And there's another girl. There's another girl, corporal. That is all over us. Listen to what she says to the audience. Holy shit.

No court. You will clear. Is that clear? You will clear the bleaches. If you are not silent, is that clear? The real right get down for a chance for God's and world to bring around. Since when you've emerged people into structures, this is the RCCP. I would hope that you would have a decision on your own.

You want to gain a remaining position marker. I expect you to get out a little bit of a mind to make your decision to keep your people up. You want to be the right marker? Okay. That's the drill. That's the drill. What can I add? Not much more.

It's an experience that you'll never forget. It just makes it awesome. I mean, that's why you're there. you want to be yelled at. It feels good to be yelled at. And abused. Yeah, they spelled my, they spelled my name wrong.

At firearms. Why am I showing this? Oh. This is my, my second shot. This is this, no, my first. This is the first time I fired a gun. I found this by accident.

First time I have ever fired a, really a gun at all. Right here. Why don't I just show it to you? Watch the kickback. Let's see the target. Oh, we've got to rewind that. Look at, look at this. How am I going to do it?

Okay, you kind of see it. First shot was dead on. I mean, he dead. And that felt really good that I was able to do that. Put it dead on. Because I didn't know how I was going to do in fire. firearms. And after that day, which was the first day, it was just one less thing I really had to worry about.

Oh, yeah. This is, I don't know why I'm showing you guys this, but this is me. I thought I, I thought you could peek and poke. You do a peek and poke. And I thought I could do it through the glass. You got to reach over and. Yeah, you got to reach over and actually poke it playing. Okay, come on. Come on. Look at that. Look at this. Oh, you can't really see it. Beautiful.

Look at that. That's my first target. That's kick. I'm bragging. Look how young I look. Okay, here's another tip. Guys, when you do your first shoot, save your target. I didn't save my target.

I wish I can look back and pull out my old target. I don't have it. So save it. It's going to mean something to you. After you retire, you're going to want to sit at home one day and analyze it. You're going to leave those targets or the cardboard so that they're at the same. Okay, I don't know what the hell this is. But on my video, we're at a Halloween dance.

So we're one month in. We showed up September 30th and then like 31 days later, 32 days. It's Halloween. and there's a party at depot. I don't know who these people are. I wish I did. And I don't know. This is kind of boring.

You know why I'm doing it, right? Because you might recognize yourself. And maybe you've never seen it before. Maybe you can have a good laugh. Maybe I'll turn that down. I recognize that guy, but you know what I mean? What's that guy doing? I don't know. Guys, it's almost over.

Thank God. And I got... What are you doing? What is that supposed to be? Look how young we look. Just kids. It's all it is. It's just kids.

This guy knows who he is. I don't know who he is. Ah. Oh my God. The birdie. Yeah, he's going to dance. At the end of this, I've got... At the end of this video, I got a lot of stuff.

Oh, there's me right there with my khakis. My tape. Cap'is. Idiot. Looks like Yeager, but I don't know if it is. No, it's not. Why are you doing that? We're really excited.

Is she wearing a diaper? Like, who are these people? I don't even know who these people are. Is that Krista? Is that Julie? No, is that Tara? Really? Don't fall asleep on me.

At the end of this, I put a bunch of stuff on. The wife comes to death off. My parents come to death. I pick up the wife at the airport. Pick up the parents at the airport. Who's that? I don't remember her. I guess that's it.

Thanks for watching, guys. Subscribe to my channel. I'm going to be doing a lot of these. And I don't know. I hope something helped. There's nothing to worry about with when it comes the drill. Bye-bye. From this to this.

Eight, nine, ten, seven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, seventeen, seventeen, nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, twenty. Okay, go! I see, tightening his chains up. He's got to pick the chick up from the airport. She's going to give him the big inspection, so he's, he's going to make sure everything is just tiddly boo. Yeah, he's going copping. Yep, bad guy catcher. I didn't say dog catcher, I said bad guy catcher.

said bad guy catcher. You're right. Clinton getting all ready. Super trooper. Yeah, somebody sure cut through that fence all right. Round and around and up we go through the loop and dot clip on we go. Little sticks. I think it's wrong. Let's see. Directions. My pocket. Where's my whole? Where's my whole? Where'd my horse go? Give me some horse. You bring me the horses. Fresh horses. More whiskey. Fresh horses for my men. Here we go. This is a finish and touch. Dada. Yeah, you got straps in the back. Okay, give us a salute there, boy. Stand back.

I've seen a salute yet. Yeah. You sure have. No. You went to the pass out, man. I didn't see you slew. Well, you were looking at me, man. I sleut it three times, man. Yeah, well, it was all in the camera. I was busy doing this. I never got to see it. Maybe you didn't see me so much. I'm telling you. Well, stand back by the door and do it again.

You do as you're told. You see it Monday. Might not be here Monday. We might head home early. Big hello. Where? At the back of the down. Oh, yeah.

It was sort of a wave. Oh, come on. What a dork. You want to... Geez! You should have stood out there in the middle of the parking lot, eh? God. He just brought random vehicle. He's not going to look. He's probably saying to her, don't look up. Mom and Dad are there.

Give him to trade the places, Carol, quick. He's not going to wait for her. I lost them. I'm pointing up here. Constable Clinton Jaworski coming from Fort Helper in EBC, going to Duncan, British Columbia. Yellow. Did you get a hold of Madison? I sure did. And he's A-OK. They made it?

They're alive. Good. Yeah. Okay. Where are you? How's that going? Awesome. I jerked off a little bit.

Oh, shit. Kylie's on the phone, okay? Sorry. I was just kidding. I was just jerking around. Yeah, twerking. See ya.