Clinton Jaws - RCMP Leave Cancelled

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

Hey guys Im literally rambling about nonsense here. I just got a new mic and turned on the video camera. Of course I mention the RCMP Commissioner and SINGH coming to Port Alberni. I also talk about my kids and the covid. https://www.clintonjaws.com/

Right under my armpit. Yeah. I want it there? One, two, three. It's a weird time right now, isn't it? I'm just kind of sitting down and, uh, testing out my new microphone. So I thought I'd talk. I don't know if I'm going to say anything that makes sense.

But, uh, it's a weird time. It's a weird time right now. I remember when I was a kid. Sorry, guys. We're not going to ever. of this. I remember when I was a child, I got to speak into this thing like this. That's what the instruction said. 600 bucks. 600 bucks. I love being a kid. I love being a child. No, I do. I love being a kid. I love being a kid. That was the best part of life. Growing up. Being a kid.

Doing stuff. Stupid stuff. I was just in the living room thinking about this. me and my buddies used to get together and we used to hop-box the vehicles with cigarettes more like why would you do that why would you do that but fun right it was fun fun stuff back then

I remember having a hmm why do I want to lean you're supposed to sit up right I was supposed to sit up I had a couple of boring summers when I was a kid I was just thinking about this a couple of boring summers

came a time when I was a kid that I could look after myself. I could finally look after myself. I was around seven or eight. My parents would, now maybe I was nine or ten. My parents, they worked for the summer. They worked in the summertime, usually. We used to have a place out the lake, but they sold it. And, uh, anyways, that's besides the point. I had a couple of boring summers. I'd wake up in the morning. I'd have a pop tart. Piece of toast. What was that? Piece of toast with a bunch of cinnamon on it. And I'd wait till 10 o'clock.

Price is Right would come on. I'd watch Price's Right for an hour. And I knew everything. Like you watched that movie, that documentary about Price's Right, that was me. I knew everything. I knew a refrigerator was $1,300. If I was on that show, I would have won.

So yeah, I had watched the Price's Right from 10 o'clock in the morning to 11 o'clock in the morning. And then right after that, the Young and the Restless would come on. Can't say that word. Restless. young and the restless,

less, restless, young and the restless, came on. I was so old, I remember when Brad was the pool boy for Jill. Nobody is even going to know what I'm talking about. I remember that. Nikki, Ashley,

John. There's always a John in there, right? Paul. Remember all those guys. And then at noon, I was like, oh shit, now what I'm going to do now? Nothing to do. Parents are at work.

Brother and sister, they're out playing with their horses that my parents bought them. I'm doing nothing. Go to the park again, I guess. I'd go to the park. You could only do that so many times. You come back. Anyways. I guess what I'm saying is it's kind of how my kids are living right now.

That's how they're living. I we had nothing when I was young we had nothing nothing we had a TV and isn't it funny when you're like TVs were so expensive back then like 500 bucks and now people are giving them away you think about the things like a microwave right a microwave you know how much a microwave was back then I don't remember but it was a lot of money get them for free almost now but uh Yeah, I was just thinking like, I was forced to watch Young and the Restless, and Price is right. And I look at my kids. I was thinking about my kids.

My kids are bored out of their minds. Bored out of their minds. There's no school. There's no really playing with any other kids. Just Xbox to Roblox, both of them. iPad, an iPhone, message. messaging? They've been doing that since Easter. Easter? Kind of wondering, is that really

is that really that fair to them? Is it fair? I don't even know. Is it fair? I don't know. Life has stopped. Just thought I'd blurt that out. It has. You can't do anything anymore. Kind of wondering what this is costing us, if anything. I don't know. Weird. Can't attend funerals. Can't attend weddings. Can't go to a wedding. Can't go to a funeral. Not that you'd want to go to any of those, but these are things you can't do.

Like life has stopped. It has. Kids can't play. Police can't take holidays. RC&P can't take holidays. I know you know what I'm talking about. And it probably has contributed along with what's happened recently to the morale. We canceled all leave.

We canceled all training. People had to quarantine before they could go. go up north because we wanted to be the most responsible and not to bring COVID-19 up to the north. Within our organization, those difficult decisions have paid off. Out of 30,000 employees, we've only had 27 employees test positive for COVID, 17 of which we're on the front line. She almost seemed proud of that. You know what I mean? Yeah, they can't. And why? Why? Why is there, why would leave be canceled? I mean, after everything they've been through,

everybody hates them. Every politician hates them. Trudeau hates them, Shear hates them. Even the commissioner hates them. They're all racist. They're all racist. It couldn't be a worse time. We had a guy.

Politician come through town the other days. Last name, Singh. I forget his. I got his first name. But he's a higher up. He's in politics. And he goes to certain groups in town to talk about police brutality. And he wants to put an end to systemic racism.

He can't believe that anybody would get hurt at a wellness check. He wants nurses, the health care system to attend all these calls and no police, even though people are going to be murdered. He doesn't care. He's not that smart to think clearly. And he comes through town talking to certain groups and wanting to put an end to systemic racism and talking about police brutality and he's learned some things. But he doesn't go to the detachment in town. I mean, if you really want to cure something, you really want to fix something.

You're going to share that information with the RCMP, right? You're a big wig, right? You really want to fix stuff, right? Yeah. Anyways, pissed me off that he was in town. He wasn't wearing a mask at one point, too. Like, you come to my town, you don't wear a mask? I don't wear a mask yet.

But I don't want people from out of town not wearing masks. I don't know. I was just, I'm going off. Just thinking about shit today, you know? Thinking about my kids. Who is... It's like, that's going to be so wrong to say. why it feels like it feels like i'm punishing my kid he has been bored as fuck since easter and i know

what's going to happen i they're going to go back to school maybe and uh maggie and white horse is going to come down with it and all schools are going to be shut down even though there hasn't ever been one kid ever given it to a teacher in all of planet earth that's a fact it hasn't kids aren't dying from it. Kids aren't dying from this. Older people are. But yet we, I feel like we're punishing the kids, you know. Because it's not good. Like, you're literally taking their childhood away.

Really. I mean, the best part about being human is being a kid. Like, one of my kids just started grade one last year, but did half of it. I don't know. Is it fair to them? I guess I think about it if it was the other way around. What if it was kids that were dying from it? Well, they wouldn't leave the house. My kids, they would not be leaving the house for years to come. Wouldn't be happening if they die from it.

And society would want, they would say, you make sure you, could you imagine? Where's your kids? I've seen your kid outside, you get them inside. They'd be all over. They would not stop the economy. they wouldn't but we're stopping it for an older population i don't know i don't know you don't got the choice i feel like i should be given the choice maybe i want to go to a restaurant maybe i want it to be full i don't want it to be 33% capacity like the fish and dump maybe i don't want to uh maybe i want to

do that should i not have the choice to do that no how long is this going to go on for and who's in charge. A doctor. A doctor's in charge. What the hell's their name? Shit. I can't remember it now. Tam, Dr. Tam, I think. She's in charge of the country. She's basically in charge of the country. All of Canada. We're listening to her. And everybody's like, yeah, okay, I guess we've got to do what we've got to do. Every kid's walking around with $6,000 in their pocket right now. What's going to happen after? Big, you know, everybody he's going to be what we got to pay what i don't know these trump are not trump i wish it was but trudeau it's a drama teacher he doesn't know how to respond to a crisis are they really doing the right thing why are we trusting them dr tam have you seen her she talking about me that picture

reading an article about dr tam the other day did you see this article she says even Even with a vaccine, we're still going to be physical distancing and wearing masks. Could be three years. So don't get your hopes up. Don't expect the virus. Don't expect the vaccine. Don't expect the vaccine to be the end of the virus. This is what she said.

This is the person. No, I'm sorry. But I expect it. believe me, once a vaccine comes in, I'm going to Vegas. I'll drive to Vegas or something. Our family's doing something. We're doing something big. Don't tell me.

Did you, I, where is this article? You've got to read this. I saved it. I just got to read some of this. Physical distance, physical distance, mask wearing could be in place for seven or three years. Tam warns. fucking kidding me.

How negative. Could you be any more negative and non-hopeful right now? Maybe she's just being straight up, but I don't see it that way. Fear is a... It's a funny thing. Fear is a funny thing. And that's what she's doing. Fear is a tool of control.

It really is. And that's what they're doing. That's what the media is doing. That's why they wrote that article. That's why Tam said what she said. That's how you control people with beer. That might be too much for you to understand what I mean. Maybe I'm getting way too deep.

But holy shit, let's just read a couple of things from here. We're going to have to manage this virus, plan for the longer term of the next two to three years. And we don't know if the vaccine, is going to play a role or not. She's wondering if the vaccine, if it's going to prevent people from getting infected altogether, or simply prevent severe illness required hospitalizations?

She's saying this shit. She's saying, of course a vaccine's going to work. I know, I'm not even a doctor. I know it. I know it. Well, it will. She's just being insane. Oh, yeah.

Tam warned. Ready for this one. That even once a vaccine is test, and deemed to both be safe and effective, there will be challenges with distributing it widely to those who need it. Oh, isn't she a negative, Nancy? Real Debbie Downer.

It's likely there won't be enough vaccines for the population. Right, bullshit. You know that's bullshit. Give me a break. These people, man. A vaccine is one important, important layer of protection, said 10. Children over the age of 10 are to wear masks at school. Even though why she's talking, she's not even wearing a mask. She went on and on. I don't even know what

my point is anymore. This is so fucking stupid. These are the rules. These are the rules.