Clinton Jaws - RCMP Life

Episode Date: August 3, 2020

Former RCMP officer blabbers on about family life and his wife and daughter. Forward to about 11 mins if you are only interested in cop topics. Topics include. Working at Duncan Detachment destroying a police vehicle. Missing being a cop and hating being a cop. - pre employment polygraph questionaire with a sick story - rcmp interview - Mission Detachment - Duncan Detachment #policebreakdown #clinton jaws https://www.clintonjaws.com/

Hey guys, Clint here again, talking about stuff, cop stuff, I guess. A boring day. It's a boring day around the house. It's cloudy out. The weather's kind of not nice. And I don't even know what I'm going to talk about. My camera's crooked. I see that now. But oh, well, I'm here. I just thought I'd turn on the camera. Maybe talk about some things. I don't know what to talk about, but maybe I'll end up talking about the pre-employment. polygraph questionnaire. Boring for some, but and actually I got a gross story to go with it.

And I need to somehow figure out a way to cover up some of the details because it's that bad. I got mosquitoes again. Having a rum and coke. Don't tell the wife. She hates it when I do that. I don't know why. Would you rather

have me grumpy? Anyways, uh, what can we talk about? I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Went to make a sandwich. The wife did some grocery shopping this morning and came home with four loaves of bread. I thought, good on you. Four loaves of bread. That'll last us a few days, right? I go to make a sandwich. I can't find the bread. I'm like, honey, where's the bread? It's in the freezer. Like, how am I supposed to have a sandwich? Thawed out. I was hoping for a fresh sandwich. I don't know. Don't make too much. I don't know. I don't want to. We go through two loaves in a day and a half. What's the point of freeze in it right away?

I get it. You know, maybe freeze one loaf, but we're a family of four and we have sandwiches. Don't get me wrong. I love her. Okay, I love her. Sometimes I think she's listening to me when I talk about her, but I do. I do. She's great. She always She always gives me a minute. Hun, can you tell me where the scissors are? I'll give you a minute. I appreciate that. I do.

She knows where it's at. She knows where the pair of scissors are, but she's going to give me a minute to find the scissors. I'm just grateful. She doesn't give me five minutes. Oh, yeah. This is a police podcast. I should be talking about police, I guess,

but sometimes I just. stand in the kitchen. I just wait, wait until 59 seconds has gone past. Still can't find them. Top drawer. Thank you. I appreciate that she gives me time to figure things out on my own. I do. I do. You lose everything. I'm not telling you. I know where it's at, but I'm not going to let you know. Because I'm upset that you don't even know where the scissors are. I feel like I'm whispering right now, so she doesn't... Kind of started doing it to her the other day. She asked me to buy garbage bags.

I did. But when she came home from work, she's a nurse. Came home from work. And by the way, isn't that scary? She's a nurse. Okay, the COVID's running around town. People are getting this thing. It's contagious.

I don't know if you've heard. But she's a nurse at a... What's worse? Tell me the worst scenario you could possibly think. Being married to a nurse that works at a senior's home. Yeah. And she's Asian. That's a double something.

She's messaging me. I think she can hear me. Anyway, so she, uh, I buy garbage bags. She comes home with this first thing. Did you get garbage bags? And I'm like, uh, I'll give you a minute. What do you mean you give me a minute? That's right.

I'll give you a minute. In 60 seconds, ask me again. It went something like that. Yeah, so it was just a boring day. Thought I'd jump on here. Probably not going to use any of this. Because it's ridiculous. I'm still trying to figure this out.

Got bad hair. Terrible sweatshirt. Horrible lighting. I'm still working on this. Okay? Putting stuff up. But yeah, it's a boring day. I woke up this morning.

My 6-year-old just, she just got Facebook messenger. And I woke up this morning and I look at the front of my phone. And there's a message from my sweet Kylie. And it reads one word. It pops up right on the front of my phone. One word. Fag. What the?

Exclamation point. She used an exclamation point on it. She even used proper pronunciation. Why am I telling these stories? What do you guys want to talk about? How about this? How about, you know, I've been seeing so many shitty videos.

I shouldn't say shitty. How about you guys send me a video? I don't know how you're going to do it, but send me a video. Tell me to dissect the, send me a video where you think the cops did everything wrong. because I have this argument with family friends and can you believe the cops did this that was bullshit they were heavy-handed here

can you believe they did that and I'll be like yeah everything they did was right most things not all things but most things so send me a video where you think that the cops acted terrible maybe I'll agree hopefully I don't and we could argue

because that's what it's about, right? This is about arguing, isn't it? I need some more room. Man, I need energy. I'm sorry. I got no energy right now. Come on, Clint. You guys want to hear about the pre-employment polygraph questionnaire?

I'll tell you about that. First, I think I need to... I'll tell you about it. You're not going to like the story. You're not going to like the story. And if my sister's listening right now, I'm telling you right now to shut this off. You need to shut it off.

And I probably shouldn't be telling the story. But isn't this supposed to be about honesty and I'm supposed to say stuff that I want to say? If you don't like it, don't subscribe. You guys definitely aren't subscribing, by the way. But hey, if you kind of like it a little bit, I'm trying to hit a thousand subscribers.

Right now I'm under 30. That's my goal, a thousand. That's it. Once I hit a thousand, I'm fine. I'm fine. But, uh, yeah. Did you get any garbage bags? So,

remember when I asked you to get garbage bags? So, I'm just wondering if you got any. So I'll give you a minute. Honey, where's the mayonnaise? I'll give you a minute. Sometimes I'll come out in the living room and I'll be like, do you know where my shoes are, my flip-flops right now? Do you know where my flip-flops are right?

right now? No, I don't have any idea. They're right in front of her. So I'll go downstairs and all the bedrooms outside. I'll spend like good five minutes trying to find my flip-flops and she's sitting on them basically. On purpose? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I refilled. I was just thinking when I was refilling. Man, wouldn't it be it? It would be it, wouldn't it be great if she gave me 30 seconds. That would be a dream come true. I appreciate the minute right now. But 30 seconds? I'll give you 30 seconds. That would be a dream come true. Maybe one day. One day maybe. I don't know right else. Yeah, you do. She knows where everything is. You lock. I'm not walking. I'll give you a second. You lose everything. So she uses sew a lot. So. So is always a like a demand.

She comes home from grocery shopping the other day. I bought all the groceries, so. So you want me to cook dinner? Yeah. Oh, I'm going to get in so much trouble if I post this. She's painting the basement downstairs. She does a half-ass job. How do I know this? She tells me so.

Comes upstairs. So. I painted half the basement. So. me to finish the rest? Yeah. There's no way I'm posting that. So I was telling you that I'm a little bit bored. It's Sunday. It's cloudy. We're out the lake. I can't do any surfing on my fancy boat. So, uh, so I thought I just, do you know that right now I'm renovating our house because my wife said, Sao, that's not funny. I shouldn't have said that. Kidding. But, uh, let's talk about

the pre-employment polygraph questionnaire. My entire time in the RCMP was frontline. I ended up I became a corporal. I got promoted right at the seven year mark.

And then I became a watch commander, which was my dream. That's what I wanted. Because I did a bit of it in Duncan. Duncan, by the way, was the best years of my service. I love Duncan. and I spent four months. I left Langley, got out of Langley.

Love my house, but I got out of Langley detachment. There was some sad shit that happened at Langley. Neal O'Garion, I shouldn't even bring this up. I've seen some suicide in my day with cops. It's crazy. He was one of my corporals, and I'll talk about that story another time. Anyways, I was able to get out of Langley, and I spent four months, my first week in recruiting, I got a call saying, Clinton, you got promoted, you got the job in mission, man.

You're going to be the watch commander in mission, and I didn't want to leave recruiting. It was so nice to walk around without a radio. I didn't have a radio attached to me. It, like, eased my mind. My mind felt good. I felt like I was coming back to normal a little bit. and so I made my boss at recruiting tell them that hey recruiting needs clint his clint is so good at what he's doing he actually did this and he'll be there in a few months but my job was to review pre-employment polygraph

questionnaires fuck man it was great we're Monday to Thursday it was great by the way I don't know if I said this earlier, but don't show up to an interview in a jean jacket, your RC&P interview applicants, don't show up in a jean jacket and jeans for your interview, even though, you know, seems like all you need is a heartbeat now to become a cop. But I think they ended up hiring him. So, so I'm reviewing the pre-employment polygraph questionnaire. That was my job. And then if something stuck out, I would call them up. And I would ask some questions about what they said. It was like question number 41.

I can't remember, but it was about beastiality. And this name was Jessup. I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this, but I'm saying it. Jessup checked off Beastility question. Yep, sure did. My girlfriend used to enjoy watching videos involving horses. Okay, I know there's more to the story, so I get Jessup on the horn. And, uh, oh, I can't believe I'm telling this.

I'm going to sugarcoat it. I hate using, why did I just say sugarcoat? I know my parents are going to watch us. And, uh, I want to protect them and my sister. So I've got to protect you guys. Don't watch it. Turn it off right now. Hey, Jessup.

Uh, I see you ticked off Beastie. that that's something you might have partaked in or partook and he's like yeah man my ex-girlfriend she was really into watching the horse video so I had to watch that with her and like oh okay being a cop you know there's more to the story you just know so I said okay keep on going what keep on going with the story I know you got more I know you got way more examples oh Okay, when my grandmother, okay, I'm not going to say his voice, but it turns out that his grandmother had two dogs, two poodles. And when Granny wasn't looking, he, you know, not brutally, but lightly with his fingers. Like, just the tips of the fingers, I think.

And I'm getting really sick to my stomach and I'm like, holy fuck. We got a lunatic here. And I said, okay, I know there's more. There's more to the story. So keep on going. I know you got more stories. It was in Kelona. He was in Kelona.

Turns out he's in Kelona. He's at a nightclub. And I met this girl. Met this girl at the nightclub. And she took me home and she had two dogs. This is where I don't want to expand on details. Because it's still like I'm haunted by it. I couldn't even look. When I went home that night, I couldn't even look at my dog the same way.

So let's just, how do I say it in so many words? There was no sex, but everything other than sex, okay? It was a foursome, everybody finished, everybody was happy at the end of the night. That's what happened. He told me another story. I'm not going to get into it. But, and I'll never, I'll never forget this part. After he told me that that final story, I'm shocked. I can't say, I'm speechless. There's a big long pause on the phone.

I'm not saying anything. Jessup's not saying anything. And all of a sudden he blurts out, that bad. Like, I don't know. It's perfectly normal. Obviously he's not going to become a cop, right? Right?

Everything he told me wasn't beastiality. Beastiality. is defined as, was defined as insertion of the man's thingy dingy. That's what beast is. It has to be insertion. So everything Jessup told me, he

didn't have to tell me. But I get off the phone with him, I go up to my boss. I'm like, I got a real lunatic here. He might be suffering for mental health or issues or something, but this is what he's admitted to me. I told my boss word for word. My boss

thought I was the crazy one. I'm like, what are you talking about? I can't work with this guy. This guy might come to my detachment or I have to work with him. And he's like, well, clant, if that makes you feel uncomfortable,

maybe you're in the wrong line of business. I'm like, really? So Jessup got hired. He's in the canine unit. I made that last part up. I don't know what unity's in. But it was my biggest fear when I was working a mission that he was going to be coming to my watch.

And I'd have to supervise him. Could you imagine? I mean, how could I not say anything to anybody? I'd have to keep that secret. And he'd be sitting there in the GD pit, General Duty Pit at 2 in the morning. Yeah, the wife, me and the wife are getting some dogs tomorrow. Something weird like that, right? And I'd be like, oh, yeah, fuck, I bet you are.

Well, the wife has two horses. Something like just fucked up. Or he'd back me up. How about that? Or I'd back him up. Could you imagine that? You know? God.

How could I not say anything to him? I don't know why I'm talking about things that never happened. But anyways, he's running around right now. With a gun, I think. Point of my story is I'm trying to help the applicants out, right? You're putting your application together. You got interviewed. Now you've got to...

I can't remember now, but where it fits in, but if you're at the pre-employment polygraph questionnaire, that might be right off the bat now. Be honest. Be honest. I guess my point is Jessup didn't have to tell me anything. Because it wasn't beastility. Fucking beastility, man. Oh my God.

Do you know what it was like being a cop for those many years? And it's common, by the way. This thing with animals and people? It's common. Did you know they just changed the law July 2019 in Canada making it illegal to have a sexual relationship with your pet? Before it was only insertion, whereas everything else was all right. Everything else was all right. And they finally made it illegal.

You can no longer have a sexually relationship with your pets or pet or somebody else's pet. Maybe you're cheating on one of your pets and you go over to your granny cells. I don't know. But what took them so long? Why was it legal for 140 years in Canada? Why? What was more important than ensuring and protecting the safety of animals? What could be more important than that?

Plastic straws? Can't get a plastic straw at subway. Sucking your dog's titty is acceptable. It doesn't make any sense. doesn't make any sense that it took the Canadian government that long like what else was more important rainbow rainbow crosswalks

absolutely rainbow crosswalks need more of them I should probably stop right there but I'm just thinking about fishing I go fishing I'm a fisherman I troll in the ocean and I troll with barbless hooks. Barbed hooks illegal.

Eating out of sock-eye salmon. Oh no. Did I just say that? Yeah, I did. I'm so not posting this. Pre-employment questionnaire. Be honest. I don't have to be that honest.

When I worked in recruiting, the number one thing that got recruits deferred was that they hung out with friends that did drugs back when marijuana was illegal if you hung out with anybody that hung out that did marijuana you got deferred for at least a year that rule obviously marijuana is legal now thank God thank God but if you applicants if you guys hang out with well I don't I don't do cocaine I don't do heroin heroin's going to. I don't do Molly.

I don't do all this shit. But my friend does, or my cousin does, then you're probably going to be deferred. And don't commit any criminal acts, okay, obviously. Not that you won't become a cop

because you committed a criminal. I know a guy that I'm related to very close to. He tried to become a cop. He did all. All those drugs when he was a kid. You know, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. All those drugs. He got, they said, RCP said no to him because 25 years later, he took a toke of a marijuana cigarette.

And that was it. Couldn't become a cop. So watch it with that stuff. But it's legal now. Marijuana is legal. Isn't that great? It's hard for me to even wrap my head around, but. I smoked it for the first time the past summer, two summers ago.

It's amazing. Amazing. I had friends over, my buddy there. I took two puffs. Two pus from a marijuana cigarette. Walked into my bathroom and floss the same tooth for ten minutes. I was paranoid. I had gingeritis.

My wife busted in. Will you hurry up? Stop playing with your teeth. We got company. My company. Wasn't that yesterday? You mean today is still today and not tomorrow? It's so weird.

It's so weird, but it's so great. I don't do it all the time, but it's nice to... And RC&P members aren't allowed to do it. They're not, even though it's legal, they're not allowed to do it. They're not allowed to smoke marijuana. It's a 30-day kind of thing. But the point is they're not allowed to do it. I think we'd all agree that that's one group that needs to do it.

Really? They should be vaping it on their lunch breaks, going to calls. You don't have to get high out of your mind, but take a vape before you go to a, there'd be no more police brutality. Right? Be nothing but love and giggles. And that's another thing. Police don't giggle.

I don't know why I'm talking about this. But police do not fucking laugh. There's no laugh and it's just soft giggles. Do you know how many hours I have spent every shift with police officers at Tim Hortons? There's no laughing. They don't laugh. Just be careful what you write in those, that questioner. Just be careful what, and my God, I know, if you take your interview, if you haven't, if you get the chance to have an RCP interview,

put on a suit, okay? earn it make yourself look good and remember whatever you say that person is going to call you on it i got called on it when i was in my interview i said you know why you here clem she said basically why you're here i said i want to be a i don't want to protect my community really i i i just wanted to hop in a police car can go fast that's what i wanted all this you know i wish i could sit here and say oh wanted us. Well, yeah, save lives. Sure. I mean, who doesn't want to do that, but I wanted, I wanted to get money and I wanted to drive a police vehicle and I wanted to have flashing lights and I wanted to be able to go fast, which I did. I used to bury the needle in the car and I love that

and I miss that about it. That's what I miss. I was thinking I miss. Maybe I'll get back to that. But don't bullshit the interviewer. If you say, I don't know if you're going to say, I don't know if you're going to say this. Maybe you should. But maybe you should say something like, I believe in the RCMP mission statement. I believe in the core values, which I said that. I said that. And you know what she said to me? Oh, you believe in the mission statement, yeah, which is, and I memorized the mission statement, just in case, just in case she asked me that question. and she actually and I went on forever and I started talking about all the core core values and and she at one point she said okay slow down slow down I need to I want to

write this all down she wrote everything I said down and she even admitted that she doesn't even know it and she took a break and then reviewed it to see if I had it right and I knew I did he's had it memorize I memorized that thing for a month so whatever you say Be prepared to get called on it. Don't bullshit them. Yes, I miss being a police officer. I do. I was thinking about that the other day.

I miss hopping in the car. I miss going fast. I miss a lot of things. I miss, uh, I miss being with, uh, like, good buddies. Like, four of my buddies were in my wedding. We were dressing surges. Look pretty cool.

And, uh, I, I miss like that part of it. But when I became a boss, things changed. You lose your buddies. You're not really their buddy anymore. You have an asshole senior cop on your watch. He's out to get you because he's not doing it. Shit like that.

But that's what I miss. I miss stupid shit. Like I remember being in Duncan. And we're way out Maple Bay Road. and it's really ICO. And we get a call. We get a call of a B&E at a golf course. I think it's on Dangwall or something like that.

It's like a driving range. I can't remember what street. It's not Dingwall. Some other street. But it's close to the detachment, but we're far away from the detachment. And have you ever noticed you can't say detachment? You go to go to detachment. And so we got the call.

And my partner's right behind me in another cop car, and I start driving. I light up a cigarette because that was the best. There was nothing better than going. Lights and sirens do a call with coffee and a cigarette. Other people hated me. Other people hated me that had to use my car after because I was smoking, smoking in it.

Honestly, I didn't give a shit, which was probably wrong at me. But I remember got a note on my computer one. Did you know that smoke will ruin the computers inside the cop car? No, they won't fuck off. You know, that's not true. So we get a call. We get a call. And, yeah, I put ice at my...

I put ice at my drink. Why wouldn't you? Right? Makes it cold. I'm enjoying this. So we get a call. B&E in progress at the golf course. This is the shit I miss.

So I take off left, off a road. And holy, holy, Fuck, my car kind of, it's slippery out. And right away, I grabbed the police radio and I go, Hey man, I'm talking to my partner. Hey man, uh, you might want to be a little bit careful. It's really slippery out right now. I just but wiped out.

And I go to the call and I put out my cigarette. And nobody's there. They're all gone. Okay, they're G-O way, gone on arrival. We didn't catch the little bastards. And my partner is all of a sudden calling the watch commander. It turns out, I go back to the detachment. And so, there he is.

And they towed his police car to the detachment because he totaled it. And I'm like, dude, what happened? He goes, well, you remember when you went, hey man, you might want to slow down? I was thinking, fuck you, Clint. Because he's already in a tail span and hits a tree. Cockcar gets destroyed. I steal the battery out of it. The battery is still good.

It's true story. Those batteries are pretty nice, too. But that's the shit I miss. I miss stuff like that because that was a good moment. You know what's funny? It's not really that funny, but I'd say a year later, uh, the people that broke into,

uh, the golf course came up to me. Because I, I had a relationship with these. kids. They worked at a gas station. They were good kids. And one kid comes up to me and goes, hey, that was us. Like, he admitted to me that he, they broke in to the golf course, only to shoot some golf balls to use the driving range. We had a good laugh. But I think back, like, holy shit, man. He just admitted to me that he had,

They broke and entered, but sometimes you've got to be rational, right? You've got to have a little common sense. Just kids breaking into a golf course. Like, come on, and shooting some golf balls. Other cops, they would have been like, you're under arrest and slapped the cuffs on them right and brought them back to the attachment, threw them in jail. I'm glad I wasn't like that. I'm glad I wasn't like that. And I'm glad I had a relationship with, Duncan was fucking awesome.

It was great. I complained about it every day, but it was great. I'll fix my strings here. I don't know why I started talking about Duncan. I'm looking up again, right? Why did I start talking about Duncan? Started talking about, well, I forgot what I was saying, but Duncan was a great place. Things I miss. Things I miss.

Things I don't miss. Well, there's a lot of that. We had a girl that worked at our detachment and mission. I think her name was Suzuki. It might have been Susie. But when we ran out of batteries, we'd have to go up to Suzuki. Suzuki, we got no batteries. The watch needs batteries for our tape recorders and our cameras, right?

Important stuff. They would hide the batteries. Like one person was in charge of the batteries because the batteries cost a lot of money and everybody was taking the batteries. Well, they were taking the batteries because we needed batteries. So many night shifts you'd be working. No batteries. So I go up to Susie, I'm like, this is a shit I don't miss.

I don't miss. Can I have a pack of batteries? Two packs? Can I have two packs? There's only four in a pack. Two packs? You want two packs? Let's start with one.

Like, what is one going to do for eight cops? That's the shit. And then she'd tell me a big, long story how she was at. You know, I just walked past Corporal Scott's office and his tape recorder is right, right, right on his desk. It's running. He's not even around. He's just wasting batteries. Do you know how much money this is costing us?

Well, Suzuki is not costing you anything. Okay, I'll promise you that. Like, it's her money. That shit I don't miss. I don't miss the bosses. Some are good. Like I had a great boss in Duncan. And we had a great watch commander, but some are little fucks, right?

You know what I mean? Like real. Little fucking turds that, uh, they did, oh, yeah, I'd just love to talk about them one day. But, uh, they would ruin it. They ruined a lot of it. You always felt like you were in trouble, like you're in shit for something. It was very negative. I don't miss the negative part of that, you know, going out and about,

going out and about and arresting people. That was the fun part. Going back to the detachment and finding out what you're going to get in shit for, that ruined it. It was unnecessary. Didn't have to be like that. But dealing with the public, like dealing with drunk people, that's what I look forward to. You know, their negative comments never would affect you. Never affected me.

It was the fun part. You'd arrest them, put them in the back. They were going to cut off your head, shit down your throat, kill your family, kill your kids. I like that. I would just sing to them. I literally would sing to them. You must have been a beautiful baby. They'd go insane.

It was funny. It was funny. And they wake up in the morning in cells. I'd literally sing that song too. You must have been a beautiful baby. And they would just lose their shit. And you joke around with them a little bit too. They'd ask you six times in a row, what am I arrested for?

Drunk in public, there's no charges. Drunk in public, there's no charges. Finally, after a while, you just say murder. What? Who'd I murder? Your ex-girlfriend. Oh, fuck. I really did do that. I actually wanted to murder her.

Something like that, right? You'd just mess with them. I'm going to edit that part. But they wake up in the morning and sales because you're working 12 hours. And I was the one that would release them. Total different people. Sweet as pie. And you'd have a conversation.

You laugh about last night almost. And that's the shit I miss. I miss that. I would love to be able to hop in a cop car right now. Drive like a maniac. And arrest a couple of people. With no charges. though. Believe me, no police officer ever wants to arrest anybody. Ever. Because the paperwork that's

involved. Like, arrest people charges? No. Arrest people no charges? Yeah. But, man, because of paperwork. I'll get into that another day. I was supposed to talk about the pre-employment polygraph test. I don't know. I guess we're just getting to know each other. You know what I mean? Thought I'd sit down, blabber on. About the shit I loved. and the shit I hated. I loved a lot of things. I hated a lot of things. Things changed after 20, 2008.

Things changed in the RCMP. You know that family. Where's the family? You know, they're your brothers. We eat our own is what we do. We eat our own. And I think it has something to do with always getting in. shit. You arrest somebody too hard. You put the handcuffs on too tight. You got to complain.

You know, I'm looking at, you know, the commissioner saying 99.9% nothing ever happens, right? But there's people that, the 1% that complain, and they're complaining about crazy things. Like anything, like, you can complain about, I got arrested, we got to take that complaint. Put the handcuffs on too tight. You got to take that complaint. So it always seems like you were getting in shit for something. Always getting in shit. You'd work four on, four off. And during your four off, I would think,

what am I going to get in shit for? What's coming? Did I do everything right? Which is impossible. You're human. All humans are imperfect. We're going to do imperfect stuff. Can't just let it go.

How about not say anything? No, they got to say something. I even started getting that way, maybe, you know, unfortunately, with people. It's the last thing I wanted to be like, though. But yeah. And it's almost like it's a relief when somebody else is getting in shit. Oh, Bill's getting in shit right now. He just, uh, he fired his gun at a dog and the bullet ricocheted into her leg.

That happened, by the way. I won't mention his name. But it kind of relieves, oh, good, the focus ain't on me. it's not on me right now oh man the job could be so much so much better than it is it could be ease up

fuck we're just in perfect humans take everything so serious really assholes sorry I respect cops I do I respect members but

some of the some of the dickheads that used to try to run the show with no, no common sense, no rational thinking. You know who you are. And I'll bring you up one day at the right time. But yeah.

So get ready. Knock, knock. That was weird. I know I was talking about the pre-employment, probably graph questionnaire, but I'll probably take like a two-minute snippet from this. And then post, hey. tip for pre- I don't even know what my tip was. What was my tip for the pre-employment polygraph test?

Well, absolutely be truthful. And don't admit to bestiality when it isn't. Although, you know, when grandma's not looking, that is bestiality now. So don't be doing that shit. Hmm, it's poor dogs. Although the dogs in Kelowna sounded like they had a riot. That's fucked.

That's demented. Well, you feel uncomfortable. Maybe you should be working out a video store. What was wrong with the boss? Like, why would you hire somebody? Like, I don't, okay, he's saying to me, it's not criminal. So fucking a prostitute's criminal. Okay?

You can't fuck a prostitute, but you could finger fuck your turtle. It doesn't make any sense. Like, okay, let's just say, okay, he, didn't do anything criminal. Does that mean we still have to hire him? Like we can't gong him right then and there? He still has to go through the process. Like we can't be that crazy. It tells me something about my boss. Like, what are you into, man? Anyways, so I guess I'll end it. I'm gonna get some more ice, sow. That's something she would say to me. Clint, there's no ice in the ice maker. You want me to make more ice?

Yeah. Oh, my parents are going to hate this video. They hate that I drink. Like my dad said to me the other day. A little, just a suggestion, but, you know, dude, I'm going to tell you, kind of hurt your credibility. You know, I think you're open for criticism. I'm just a guy that's six, a six, a six,

night I'm having a beer and thought I would throw on the video camera because I've been looking at a lot of police shootings later lately and this is how I relax. Kids are out running around. Thanks for watching. Subscribe. Could you? You know I'm getting a lot of watch time minutes but no subscribers and I appreciate the people that are actually watching. I really do. That's from the heart. I think I think this whole thing is neat. Needo. Needo. Needo. I like it. See, when I turn it off, I have to go out there. Babysitting. Just kind of nice sitting in here. I'm going to talk more about recruiting and stuff. Stuff like that. That's what I'm going to do. So subscribe to my channel and maybe something I say

will help you out. And I think it's cool that you want to become a cop. Just make sure you get out of GD after three or four years. Because that weighs on the mind. Okay. Bye-bye.