Clinton Jaws - Road Rage | Clinton Jaws #101

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

With Summer comes Controversy with Clinton Jaws. Lets talk about the world and take some calls from viewers. Topics.  I got fingered.  My wife Day Drinks and I night drink. Trudeau's new haircut, cute.  Why is he popping up everywhere in Canada.  Questions: RCMP application process, Who do I put down for friends and associates when I have no friends? Why police don't say hi to you in Public. The RCMP deferred my application because I failed the test but there is no longer a RCMP entrance exam.    call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws:  Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com  https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join  https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Is that clean, Jaws? Yippers. 10-4. 10-4. 10-4. Copy that. 6-7. That's a big... My wife is in the room. It's 1067, okay? Is that still a number?

Remember me and my buddy used to say that to each other? Can you talk right now? 6-7. Wife's in the kitchen, cooking dinner. So yeah, so that was me in Victoria a couple of days ago. I don't know why I'm telling the story. Like everybody said, oh, Clinton, you should tell that story on your podcast. And I'm like, I don't even know how to make that story good.

It's not funny, really. It's not that interesting. It's just something that usually happens quite often. We're sitting at a pub on a patio. I think it's called Garrick or Garik pub. Let's just say it's Garrick Park pub. Okay, it's beside that, that other pub that has an Irish theme. Okay, the girls, they walk around in Irish skirts.

You know those skirts? Kilt's, I think it's called a kilt. A skirt that you wear when you're playing the bagpipes. Back when it was in in like 2004 and now they look like they're walking Christmas trees, they got to do something different at that Irish pub, Irishman pub. Anyways, I'm sitting at the Garrick. I don't know why I said that. I'm sitting at the Garrick.

We're sitting outside at the patio. Four of us, a couple of friends. We're sucking on some beers. Guy comes right up to me because the railing is right there. Okay? People are walking by. And guy, all of a sudden, I hear this voice right to my right. And it's like, Clinton Jaws?

Clinton Jaws. Oh, my God, you're Clinton Joss. And I'm like, oh, hey, dude, how you doing? yeah I'm watching your uh your podcast it's it's awesome made me feel good we talked for a good five minutes anyways after he left the group of people that i was with they couldn't stop laughing and they couldn't stop bugging me and maybe that's why i posted the video because every five minutes Tommy would go Clinton Joss is that you Clinton Joss you had to be there okay anyways I actually asked I said, oh, right on, dude, did you subscribe?

He's like, no, I haven't subscribed. But I'm gonna. Its official summer is here right now. Today is the start of summer. And I'm going to be doing some outdoor podcasts out at the lake. It's going to be good. Yeah, my shirt. Okay, hey, I got this kind of cool.

I got this shirt sent to me by a guy. And just a shirt. short blurb, okay? I'm not going to bore you. I'm going to read it. Clint, I made it through Depot and now the real test begins. Your tips and tricks. Tips and tricks. Help me more than words can describe your friend Constable Horner. And my wife was like, my wife almost got choked up reading it. She's like, oh my God. That's so nice. And I'm like, yeah, that is. It is kind of like, It kind of, I don't know, makes me a little moist. It felt good.

Got me a cool shirt from Depot, I'm guessing. And you know what, dude? The real test, it does begin. And, oh, God, man, try to enjoy it. Life gets so serious now. Stay away from girls. You know what? Work 15 years.

Or 20. But I say 15. Work 15 years, if you can. invest now maybe man we're about to go through a recession maybe right now is not the best time right now is a stupid time to buy a house

think about buying a house a year from now when everything crashes and you're going to get a good deal in that place do your five years or whatever at your detachment and man I wish I did this when you get transferred try renting out your house i know it's hard to do but try your try your damnness to rent out your house i'd have

four million dollars right now i'd have four million dollars right now if i figured out away and congratulations dude it's a big deal it's a big deal a couple days ago you know what i just can't you know how there's people out there that just they can't stay away from the sh you know what i mean they can't They can't get it's called they're called magnets. I'm kind of a magnet. I take the kids to McDonald's the other day and I'm maybe I don't know if I should start this. I'm going to tell you about my neighborhood.

The neighborhood that I live in in town. It's a pretty good neighborhood. This is a neighborhood I grew up in. There is actually a guy up the street. Real nice guy. We'll call him Barry, okay? Barry's a real nice. guy and every day he walks by the house with his dog and he's you know he says a smart ass comment

and i say one back and we joke around i've known him all my life really and uh yeah so there's there's there's there's great moments to the neighborhood the other day i take my kids to mcdonalds we go through macdonald's drive-thru and it's like fifty two dollars and i'm coming back on to the street i live on and i'm i'm coming up okay here's the stop sign Okay, I'm coming up to the stop sign, but I have to slightly go past the stop sign because there's a truck sticking out, okay, across from me. So I can't see, I'm turning left, I can't see the vehicles that are coming up the street because this, this truck is blocking my view. Not a big deal. So I creep up, I stop, and I see a red truck coming up.

Red truck is quite a ways away from me. I'm not in his way at all. It doesn't have to swerve to miss me. I'm not even impeding his roadway. And I'm blinder than a bat, but I could see two guys in this truck losing their minds. They're jumping around and hopping around. I'm with my kids, okay?

They're hopping around. And when they get closer to me, they're both going like this. Are you kidding? And as they get up to right in front of me, I go. And I don't know what's going. on and my kids are like are they mad at your dad and I'm not saying anything because I

got kids in the car and I was silent and I watched the car I turned left and I'm driving down my road and I look in the room mirror and I see that the car the truck up top of the hill he pulls into a driveway so he lives on my same road and I I'm agitated okay and I tell the kids to go inside and go eat their McDonald's inside we're going to get in the truck. I said, no, go. Just go. I'm just going to check something out. Because why wouldn't I?

Right? Am I wrong to not follow up on that? I feel like, okay, those are fighting gestures. And you know what? I could use a good shit kicking. I almost feel that way. And I can't let it go. I'm not going to live on that same road and wonder who that was.

and I don't know why I'm telling you this story, but I start driving up the street and I see the vehicle and I'm like, what? It's not him. It's not Barry. I look over and Barry's sitting in the driveway with his buddy, a couple of big boys. And I'm like, that's not, I drive by and I stop about 100 feet away, maybe 50 feet. And I'm like, that was Barry. Barry did that?

And I'm like, no, I got to say something to Barry. So I do a U-turn, and I pull up right in front on the other side of the road, right in front of him. And he's drinking a can of beer. And I'm like, hey, guys. At first, I'm cut. Part of me is thinking it was a joke. Because this guy's a jokester. And I'm like, hey, man, are you guys mad at me?

And his buddy standing there, he goes, yeah. And I'm like, why is he laughing? That's weird. Were they joking around or not? And I'm thinking, I'm not leaving until I know for sure that they weren't, that it was either a joke or not a joke. And I go, what did I do wrong? And then Barry goes, well, he's drinking a can of beer. His back's towards me.

He won't even look at me. And he goes, you kind of round that stop sign there, Clint. And his face went beat red. He took a swig of his beer. So I know now that they meant those gestures. And I said, look behind you. Yeah, see? You see that truck sticking out?

I was just creeping in front of it. I had to go past the stop sign a little bit. You didn't have to swerve to miss me or anything. There was no close call. And he goes, yeah, okay, I'll tell John to tuck in his vehicle next time. big long pause i'd say about seven seconds i'm just sitting there the window down they're not saying anything i'm not saying anything and there's absolutely no way i'm going to go okay guys bye have a good day so without saying anything i drove away i come home i tell the wife you know what she says

you cannot go through you cannot go without a summer without having some kind of controversy i told my dad you know my dad said i guess people just don't like you But honestly, we wouldn't even be having this conversation if I would have just went in the house. Is that good? You hide from it? It's funny when somebody freaks out you like that. Like I pulled up. You wanted to fight 10 seconds ago. Why don't you want to fight now?

How immediately they back down from their... What is going on with this guy? Where does that anger come from? I've been driving all my life. And I've never been... I don't think. that mad at somebody. I've been in some close calls, their fault,

and I've never gotten mad at them. I just drive by them. I don't even look at them. If I didn't know the guy, I would have got really mad at him. I would have said some nasty, bad things. But, and I don't want to sound like a puss. But when I was sitting there, I'm like, oh, you're a weirdo.

That's what I was thinking. After all these years, you're actually weird. You're a weird dude. You think you know somebody. But they're actually phony. And that's what I can't stand. I can't stand phony, fake people, even though he finally showed me his true self.

And I wasn't angry. It was more of like a disappointed. Like now I've got to live around you. We had a pretty good thing going. And you have to go and ruin that. And he had an opportunity to say, Hey, Clint, I got a little carried away. Yeah, sorry about that.

Something. then I started thinking because I assumed that they didn't know it was me even though he knows my vehicle and he knows I drive a Jeep he knows the color and everything maybe he did know it was me that kind of upset doesn't it you know what I mean oh yeah I knew it was you told the woman I said uh I'm gonna do a podcast before we're going to the lake she's like what I'm like oh my god well I guess we're gonna meet you there would that be so terrible talk about her. But she day drinks. Like she doesn't drink at night. When we go out on the water, she day drinks and then stops drinking at night. Making me look like an alcoholic, because I don't day drink. I drink at night. So now I'm drinking alone with nobody. She's already done her drinking. And she's like, oh, looks like somebody has a problem. It's not fair. I don't like these day drinkers. Makes me look like an alcoholic at night. You still

drinking? I just started. Blame me because you quit. Gonna take some calls, guys. Gonna take a couple of calls and please subscribe to my channel. And hit a like. You're supposed to do that stuff, okay? Even if you don't want to. I'd really appreciate it. You know, I was going to talk about Tamara Litch, whatever her name is. I think I'm going to do that. Maybe I'll do a short clip of that. She was arrested. They took her from Calgary. All the way to Ottawa. first in its history that they would arrest somebody for mischief.

I can't help it. She had a Canada-wide warrant, guys, for mischief. I've maybe had four or five of those in my entire career where you come across a guy and there's a Canada-wide warrant. Do you know how many people I've arrested that have warrants at Alberta? Current charges. Bad people. You call up Alberta to see if they're going to extend the warrant, and they don't.

Alberta doesn't want them coming back. The simplest, most basic charge in the criminal code is mischief, basically. And they gave her a Canada-wide warrant because she breached one of her conditions. Unheard of, you tell me another example when that, when did that happen? This is the first of its kind. This has never happened in Canada. Canada-wide warrant for mischief. The girl has no criminal record.

and they held her in jail. She went over to Ottawa, had a bail hearing, and they hold her in jail. Like, she's a threat? Really? Breached her condition because she took some photograph with some guy that she's not allowed to have contact with. You know what I would have did with her?

I mean, if it was truly a breach, this breach seems so weak, and to be held for it is ridiculous. But what I would have done, if I would have found that breach, I would have wrote her a PTA. Here, go to court in a couple of months on this breach if your original charge goes through. They fly her that you pay for to Ottawa.

Arrest her and transport her to Ottawa over this BS. So political, so reckless, is that the word? Corrupt. This went off. I didn't think I was going to. There's so much to say about there. There is so much there. I mean, people are comparing Canada. Have you heard what Joe Rogan said about Canada?

Calling Trudeau a dictator? The whole world thinks we're nuts. They think Canada's nuts. And it is pretty crazy. Trudeau calls all those truckers basically pigs. Way right pigs. Usually racist in nature. And now you see the consequences.

I'm going to take your bank accounts. I'm going to hold you in jail. He's behind it all. Am I wrong? No judge in the right mind would ever hold anybody for mischief, let alone approve a warrant Canada wide for mischief.

You guys don't even know who I'm talking about, probably. I'm going to edit all this out, I guarantee you. Anyways, it just popped up on my screen just now. That's why I brought it up. Okay, I just got to touch on this. July 17th, 2022, Indiana, Indiana mall shooting, okay, this guy with a rifle, several magazines, he goes into the mall, where the food court is, just starts killing people, killed three people. Total injury were five people.

And out of nowhere, this civilian, this bystander, whatever you want to call him. from a long ways away, took out his handgun, and took this guy out, shot this guy, killed this guy. And I thought, well, that's a story. That's a story that all we ever hear about is mass shootings, school shootings, why we shouldn't have guns. But what a great argument on the reason to have guns. This is why. obviously and the cop described this bystander as a police officer even though he wasn't a police officer he knew how to use his gun he completely knew how to use it he was directing people after he did the

after he killed the bad guy and isn't that what it's all about aren't those the people you want to have a good you want to have a gun they're not crazy they're not criminal and they know how to use the weapon that's all you need those are the guns you don't take away from people now could you imagine if that gun was taken away from him if they didn't allow him to carry a gun more people would have been murdered I just want to show you a short clip of this

five people shot a 22 year old that was the guy who killed the bad gun has his cell phone he was 22 years old and he took this guy down and you know what other you know people are going to say about this right a gun killed those three people a gun we're just as surprised

as everyone else was they said there were no indicators that he was uh violent or unstable many more people would have died last night if not for a responsible armed citizen that took action very quickly within the first two minutes oh we're just going to dust that part off right guaranteed the news outlets have you heard of this one have you heard of this of this of this shooting His actions were nothing short of heroic. He engaged the gunman from quite a distance with a handgun. It was very proficient in that, very tactically sound. And as he moved to close in on the suspect,

he was also motioning for people to exit behind him. To our knowledge, he has no police training and no military background. This young man, Greenwood's Good Samaritan, acted within seconds, stopping the shooter and saving countless lives. Our city, our community, and our state is grateful for his heroism in this situation. Can't do that in Canada. Trudeau would never allow that in Canada. You know what he said the other day about guns, right? Guns are for hunting.

Guns can be used for hunting or for sport shooting in Canada, but you can't use a gun for self-protecting. in Canada. That's not a right that you have. You have in the Constitution or anywhere else. If you try and buy a gun and say it's for self-protection, no, you don't get that. You get it for hunting. You can get it for sports shooting. You can take it to the range. If you listen to Trudeau, which I guess we have to.

If that would have happened in Walmart or Canadian tire, how about that, the parking lot? Gunman dies. Bystanders. Bystander. Bystander kills gunmen, saves multiple people. and is now charged with manslaughter.

Like, Canadians knock America, not rightfully so. You could shoot at targets, but it is not your right to defend yourself with a firearm. That should make anybody frustrated. Hearing that guy talk about that.

And then seeing something like this, it, and why am I, I never used to think this way When I was a police officer, I was like, great, more guns off the street, the better. But there's nothing wrong with having a person that's sane, not a criminal, that knows how to use it, having a firearm. Like me. I had a firearm, the majority of my life, I feel.

I was damn good at it. In the moment I retire, they take it away. I mean, don't you want me to have a gun? So I could do something like that. I know I'm talking a lot, but I just got to show you this. I just got to show you this. I've seen this this morning. And it's, why is Trudeau appearing in random places for no apparent reason?

And I thought, yeah. Why is he? He's playing dress-up at the Calgary Stampede. He's everywhere. Why is it? And he got a haircut, and that worries me. Whenever this guy gets a haircut, I mean, he's thinking something. Like, I feel like something's going on.

Anytime he does any campaigning, he gets a haircut first. And I'm like, I've got to read this. Why is he? Nobody knows. Why is he in random places right now? Does it make any sense to you? Inflation is up.

Gas is up. If we're not in a recession, we're about to go on one. Like, why aren't you? What are you doing? Look, and there's a picture of him here. Look at this guy. Canada's fall into pieces. And he's at a daycare center.

No man. in their right mind would laugh that hard at a two-year-old. No two-year-old is that funny. I'm telling you that right now. And he's like, take the picture quick, now look at me. Pretty demented to be laughing that hard. And it's not even his children. Okay?

He's the first man that likes other people's children. Like, come on. You phony baloney. What are you doing? Playing again. And it's, look at the haircut. That's God awful. Stick with that haircut.

I promise you. There's a good reason why he got reelected or elected in the first place. And there's another article that says it. His hair. His hair got him elected. And I don't know what maybe Sophie thinks he looks younger, the shorter it is. But that is a god-awful haircut. Keep it up, though, please.

Oh, we, we got buckets and water. Oh, my God. If you were strolling through the park on Friday, you might have seen loafers without socks. Trudeau telling stories to a children's day camp while perched on a stump. You can't make this up. Oh, and then I guess he's going to church as too

and he writes this on his Twitter. Church is more than a place of worship. It's a place to come together, build a community, and care for the most vulnerable. Why is he buggy so much, Clint? Why do you think? He's keeping you safe.

That's what it's all about. That's what he's doing. Oh, man, there's going to be more COVID lockdowns. He's keeping you safe. That's what he's going to run on the next election. And is he gearing up to hold another election? There's no way he would be right now. But you kind of think that what's stopping him?

Really? He did it last year. And if you're going to run, He's campaigning. And I guarantee his message is going to be keeping you safe. Vaccine, COVID lockdowns, keeping you safe. You ever think that COVID lockdowns actually bring, they actually bring down the price of oil?

That'd be a good idea if you want to bring down the price of oil, right? We're not going to pump it. That would make more sense. But because of climate change in his theory, they won't pump it, even though we're exporting it, reporting it from other places, really saving the climate there. But that's one way, right? Could it be that a recession and more COVID lockdowns

would actually make him look good right before the next election? There's nothing stopping Canada from reentering COVID lockdowns again starting in the fall. You watch. Oh, it's getting so old. I don't know. Do I even want to talk about this? Who care? Oh, my God.

He's picking cherries, guys. And laughing. It's so funny. Picking a cherry. It is hilarious. Picking cherries is hilarious. Look at the ambition, the motivation, the interest. And he gets a dress up again.

He gets to be bucket man for a day. Look at my bucket. Do you like my arm? Oh, man. It's photo opportunities. So bizarre. Oh, we got another hilarious moment there. I don't even understand how he finds it in himself to laugh.

Like, what are you laughing about? He really is oblivious. BC fruit growers in Kelowna. Well, you got to go there, right? Don't you, shouldn't you be focusing on the reserves and fresh running water? Shouldn't, isn't that, shouldn't that be your focus? daycares and churches? Anyways, enough.

Let's take some calls. Hey, I'm Sam. I'm 28 years old. I just want to start by saying I do really like the podcast. Not a ton of RCMP contact out there, so it's definitely cool to see. So my question, it goes back to the application process. I just have 20 years old. I've wanted to apply for a long time, pretty much since.

I finished school. And I'm just working through the application process here. And I'm asked the references. Pretty much anything that's like professional experience related, there's no issue like the security screening, character references, that sort of thing. But when I get to the friends and associates, I honestly struggle a lot.

Just for some personal reasons and just honestly getting busy when I hit university. I lost a lot of personal relationships and the majority of my friends, I mean, for the most part, all of my friends are pretty much family and my wife now. So I guess my question is, is that a massive red flag? Kind of if I call it out on the application and include an attachment just kind of explaining what I just said. So yeah, I guess any I guess any info you have on that or just your opinion would be definitely appreciated. I don't know if I'm just overthinking it and I should honestly just throw in the application and see what happened.

So thanks either way. I appreciate it and I'll definitely be continuing to watch the show. Thanks. Thanks, dude. And thanks for your call. I didn't really understand your question. Are you saying you don't have enough friends to fill up that part? I forget.

I think I need like eight people. I need like three associates, five friends. I grabbed old. old friends. I remember putting down old friends that I hadn't hung out in a while. A friend is a friend. I think you are overthinking it, even though I don't really understand what you're saying. My parents' friends. People that have known me my entire life, they were my best interviews. My dad had a best friend. He knew me my entire life. His name was Cliff. And they went to Powell River and they interviewed him because I put him down.

Maybe that'll help you out a bit. If not, call back and ask me really, maybe you're saying that you just, you don't have any friends. Well, I'm sure there's somebody you can consider a friend out there. Well, you're saying no. I think that's what you're saying. Grab an old friend, man.

You know, I think, did you say you're married? No, you're not married. You're 20. Did you? I can't remember, I can't remember if you said your wife. Yeah, you did. You said you're married, your wife. Your wife has friends, right?

My wife has friends. I'm friends with them. Keep on digging. I was very careful with that part on who I picked. Maybe I'll do a video on that. 604-330-2512. Call. If you don't want me to air it,

say Clint don't air it ask say a statement make a comment ask me a question my name is morgan i live in colonna british columbia and i'm 19 years old um i'm currently in the application process for the rcmp right now i wanted to be a comp since i was probably five or six years old uh nobody else my family is a co-op or military anything like that um i mean i don't know why i'm calling you Honestly, I like your input. I like that you have to say about things. And I feel I'm probably hopefully going to get in. I did the Paramedic Academy at the Justice Institute.

The EMR course there, failed it first time, and then the second time I got it. I've been working security at a casino. I'm a gaming security officer. I talk to a lot of cops. Every cop I find, I always try to strike up a conversation with them and get their input on things and everyone has to say something different. So I don't know, man.

I just like your input on my situation and, uh, to be you have to say. I hope you're doing well. And I, uh, stay safe. Love the channel. Cheers. Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. I think you said your name was Morgan.

And I don't know if I've already played this. And that's my biggest fear. You guys know that about me that I'm going to replay a message and talk about it all over again. And you know, it was funny when you were talking about how whenever you see a police officer, you try to strike up a conversation, how's that going for you, Morgan? They're not the easiest people to talk to. Have you noticed? And I think I think I used to be like that. Just a dead, straight face. I wish I could change things when I walked into a gas station to get a pack of smokes for the kids. I wish I said hi to everybody. How's your day going?

spoke to people, talked to them. I wish I did more of that instead of always looking angry. I went up to Whistler and I went by a couple and I said hi and one guy went, the other guy just looked down, looked away. Even in Victoria, you know, you see a couple of cops. There's just so much weighing on a cop's mind. I think that's the reason. And you're doing good. You're doing everything right.

Okay? Just enjoy life. The path that you're going down sounds perfect. And you probably will be a cop one day. Hey, Clint, Hope all is well. Sorry, I had a couple hang-up calls there. Every time I come up and talk to you. You're just nervous.

Okay. Got the way she's on her day off. What are you doing? Anyway, so wrote my exam. I filled up by just a very small margin. Got a three. So they stopped the written exam. There's no more poly.

They're catering to the fitness exam now, a portion of it. It goes by age, height, weight, gender, etc. Contact the recruiting office and just said, you know, hey, no more exam. Can I just, you know, get my application through? The only thing I had left to do was obviously pass a test and do the poly. And their response was, oh, you still got to wait the six months. So I found it kind of a little bit odd kind of to get your perception. expectable on that you know yeah there's no more written exam required but I still have

now I still have to wait because I wrote the exam the six months anyway hope you have keep it well and love the show thanks bye-bye makes no sense but that's the RCP for you it's like they it's like they're like sometimes just like brain dead and clueless and it takes forever for something to go like why would you be deferred they defer you they get rid of the that you were deferred for, you tell them that. And they say that you're still deferred for six months because of something that doesn't exist anymore. It's wacko.

It's wacko. It doesn't make any sense. That stage doesn't exist. So you go to the next stage, but they're going to make you wait another six months. P's you failed an exam that doesn't exist anymore. I don't know, man. You're right.

It doesn't make any sense. They could easily get away from that. Sometimes I think you don't talk to the right people. But who's the right person? Who knows? Because there's no way. There's no point. There's no point of you still being deferred.

Now, they defer you for six months. You could write the test in six months. Well, there is no test. So why would you have to wait six months? Why would they punish you on a stage that no longer exists? And they don't always follow the rules. I remember when I went through, you had to write the test every year. You weren't allowed to write it six months.

I don't know. I wrote the test like six or seven times. I kind of remember. But I wrote the test and I said to myself, I got my mark. It was 3.8. 3.82 or something like that. Girls needed 3.2, I believe. 3.2 or 3.3 to pass.

And it wasn't good enough for a white male, my 3.8. And I'm like, I'm not writing it again. There's no way I'm getting better. 3.8. It's just not going to happen for me. And a year had passed, which means I have to write it again. I have to apply again. But after that year had passed, they lowered the score. And they sent me a package that said, hey, your score is now good enough. It is so funny, I think back. Like, I literally was not going to write it again. And I didn't write it again. Well, no, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't write it again. And I wasn't going to.

And I feel pretty lucky that they sent me a package. They sent the package upstairs to the renters upstairs. They held on to it for over a month. I was lucky to get it. It was just a piece of paper in the mail. An envelope. I think they called them envelopes. Yeah, I don't know what they're doing.

They could be so clowny, dude. Just, I don't know. I don't know. RCMP are so slow to adjust. And maybe that's what it is. but you know what keep in touch i know you've been trying for a while to get in and i hope you do think you will hey why not just keep on trying must be getting frustrating for you though and guys will you call the hotline number 604 330 2512 i got to go it's sunny out and i know the woman's

home she's probably already started drinking we're going out to the lake okay and there's a slide. There's a slide on our dock. I shouldn't say this. But there's like a, it was a weird 65 year old man walking up and down the dock. Oh, this is this like grin and kind of goofy like and you're kind of like, what's with this guy? He doesn't seem all there. And he's just, he's kind of bugging me. I don't know why. I guess because the way he looked. And he comes over the slot comes over the slide which is right beside me okay the slide is for kids he's gonna go down the slide a grown man and i got to watch this guy go down the slide we and i'm annoyed and he's climbing the steps to the slide and i'm like oh he's not putting water down the slide and i was so excited to watch his outcome

as he slid down that slide and a little kid comes over and go sir hold on And starts scooping water from the lake and throwing it on to the slide. And I'm like, no, don't do that. I don't want to see what happens. And that's sick and demented. Anyways, he went down about five times once on his stomach. And I'm like, dude, get a life. I hope he's not out there.

Why am I so bitter and why can't I just be happy like last episode? Because I'm not day drinking, that's why. Okay. Hey. Thanks for watching, subscribe. And I gotta do more of these, I know that.