Clinton Jaws - Rock Me Like A Wagon Wheel | Clinton Jaws #102

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

Clinton Jaws talks about summer and friends cancelling plans.  RCMP management should wear bodycams how about that. Call from Jarred who got the golden call to RCMP depot. Another call how do you deal with death? Make Fun Of It. Do not do anything dumb at Depot.  One applicant had a 5 hour interview. RMAQ  call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJawscall the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

I just realized why I only have 3,000 subscribers. I could listen to that all day long. I was wearing the sunglasses. I'm glad I took them off because they don't look any good on me. In my mind, I was thinking, Clinton Jaws, by the way. There's a website out there called clintonjaws.com. In my mind, I was thinking, because I need a haircut and my hair looks really bad. So I thought if I put on the sunglasses, it would make my hair look better.

And I could see myself, and it just didn't. Yeah, I thought I'd share that with you. How's your summer? Let's play this. Clinton, Clinton. Hi. Missing you out there. I hope you're having a good summer, though.

That's what I kind of figure. You're probably having a good time, and kids will be back in school soon. You'll be back at her. You know what? Did have a good summer. Still are having a good summer. It's in the 30s this week, up until Thursday.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Last night wasn't very good, though. And I hope you guys can hear me testing. I don't know why I always talk about, is it possible that you could be married too long? Like, I think she's really getting sick of me. And I don't know, we've been going on a long time. Like, we're talking 2001?

That's a long time, right? It's a long contract. And I don't ask her what's wrong anymore. Because I don't want to know. I don't want to know the answer. Last night. Not a big deal. I go into the kitchen and I like cucumbers and there was a beautiful looking cucumber in the fridge,

but she cut it up and she put it on a plate. And it's covered in fruit flies. She's going to serve it for dinner. And so I got a little angry. And I said, if in the kitchen she's not around she's in the bedroom i don't know what she's doing in the bedroom and i hear her go what i'm like oh nothing and she's like no what what is it and i'm like uh i don't know somebody forgot to wrap up the cucumber that's left on the counter and she's like i don't have

a care i'm like why'd you ask so after dinner i go i go on the hot tub i'm sitting in the hot tub and i'm out of So I go, I get out of the hot tub. I don't know why I'm telling you this. I was just talking about the summer. I go into the kitchen, I grab myself a coconut. I go back into the hot tub. And about five minutes later, I hear her, boom, in the kitchen, and I can see a fall. And she has fallen in the kitchen.

And I know she's going to blame me. But there's no way in hell, I'm going to ask her what's wrong. And she's really, like, given her. her, right? Like, oh, ow, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm not saying a word. I'm still in the hot tub. It's over an hour later, and she comes out on the deck. I'm sitting in the hot tub. The deck is, she's facing me. I look over, we're not speaking, we're not talking, because I'm in trouble. And she's got her arms folded, and she's just staring at me. I'm not asking. I don't want to know. Well, I do know. I don't need to ask anymore. And she's like, I really banged up my knee, slipped on some water from

the hot tub when you got up and went into the kitchen. I'm like, oh, she wants me to say sorry. And I think that's when you've realized that you're married too long when you no longer say sorry. Maybe I was in the wrong. And I don't know why I assured that with you, but, I rate, can't get over it. My fault. She once got mad at me. because she stung herself. Where was the bee? In my shoe that I left out in the living room. And she picked up my shoe that contained the bee.

And she had to go to the hospital because she's allergic. My fault. My fault she slipped. Why is it my fault that she's clumsy? Sorry, that was way too long and really kind of dumb and boring. But, yeah, the summer's been great. Great. It's been, July was amazing. We had so many friends that wanted to come out in July and they did. We had to turn friends away if you could believe that. We had a lot of friends in July. And then August happens. And they tell us that they're coming out. But they cancel? Right at the last second. Do you know these people that cancel? And you're supposed to be all okay with it? You plan your whole day. I shouldn't be talking like this. You plan your whole day. You plan your whole day. You plan your whole day. You think they're going...

Okay, here's a short story. Husband and wife are coming out, okay? They got two kids. We make plans the day before. Actually, all week. They're going to bring the cake. They're going to bring a whole bunch of things. My kids are excited.

And we're out on the dock. It's 2 p.m. And I'm looking up at the gates to see if they're coming down because I'm expecting them any second. My son, Colson, says, hey dad do you uh can you just text them and ask them how long they're going to be and i hate doing that because i know they're right around the corner but i throw a text and i'm like a t a question mark oh something came up we're not coming

and then i got to tell my kids oh they're not coming your friend your best friend not coming and i'm supposed to be okay with that it maybe it was a good reason why you canceled. Fair enough. But can you, when were you going to let us know? You know what I mean? And I hate breaking my kids' hearts when it comes to that stuff. There might be something wrong with me, a little screwed up, a little haywire, but I've lost a lot of friendships over people canceling all my life. I'm like, no, I'm not going to ask them out again. Never. Never asking them out to the lake again. Why would I? Wife hates it that I'm this way, but I love that about me. And then, yeah, we had another couple.

A couple hours before they were supposed to come out. I'm not coming out. I'm like, why? I don't know. Cancellors! I don't like cancellers. Maybe I'll name this podcast, cancelers. Cancellation.

That's dumb. And I, you know what? I hate, okay, I'm still talking about the summer. And it was great. But you know me, I always focus on, I always focus on the bad. all summer long in my boat i got a boat and we listened to they played our friends played this song over and over and over and it's forget it's rock me like a wheel barrel rock me like a wheel

no wagon wheel rock me like a wagon wheel rock me like a baby rock me like a wagon wheel something like that? Over at the dumbest song I've ever heard, rock me like a wagon wheel. I've never once went up to a girl in the bar and I... Hey, you want to rock me like a wagon wheel? A girl has never come up to me and said, hey, Clint, you know what? You know how I want to rock you? Like a wagon wheel. I'd be like, okay, Loon, uh, you can leave. That doesn't even make sense. That's what you pick. That's how you want me to rock you?

A wheel from a wagon? Does it even make sense that this guy has made money off that song? Nobody wants to be rocked like a wagon wheel. What is that? What is that? All summer long. Rocking like a wagon wheel. What a scam that song is.

If I ever come up to you in a bar and I go, hey, I want you to rock me like a wagon wheel. I want you to smack me in the face. So anyway, I thought I'd leave you some message here. And Micah say, geez, I hope you listen to these. Anyway. Sometimes. It's make a bit of a nasty one, this one.

It's nasty. So anyway. So I thought let's start by keep catching it up. So, yeah, my wife and I were watching the video you did with your movie star friend there with the Amazing Rack. and uh amazing rack is it i don't know i've never seen it she hasn't shown me maybe that's all i'll say about that her name's about one so something about our wives right lots of our wives i've seen that your your wife's name is tara yep and i would assume it's not terra now my wife okay yeah and that's a problem because i used to call her terra like for the first year in front of her mom and that

didn't go over well. It drives me nuts that they called her Tara. Just call her Tara. You know what I mean? Why do you got to be weird and different? And Tara, Tara is actually better than Tara. Her name is Adriana. Your wife's name is Adriana. And she goes by Ada. And it's not Ada, it's Ada. Of course. But when you, for some reason. course it's not Ada. Why would you want to be called AIDS? He's a, the, the, the, you know, somebody mixes it up. And if you ask Siri, you say, call my wife and it'll say, calling Ada Barry, she'll say that in her fucking mind, right? You're not allowed to swear. Anyway, so we're watching that. And, uh, my wife's like, uh, well,

where are they at? I said, oh, they're at his, at his summer home. Clinton, Jaws has a summer home. Sure do. And it's beautiful. And, uh, yeah, you're, you're, friend was going on and she said something about a winter home. Yep. And she says, Clinton Josh has a winter and a summer home. A bunch of places. A couple of boats too.

And she's like, three boats, not a couple. Clinton Josh is fucking rich. Filthy. Filthy. Yes. Yes, he is. Anyway, a little ball busting on your buddy there with the, should know your 10 codes, right?

I'm trying to remember what you're talking about. Nobody likes a 10 code kid, right? 10 code. 10 code kids get fucking nicknames like, you know, 10 code Timmy. Ten code. Every asshole that use those fucking 10 codes, every dome light and every PC on patrol was coming on, taking out their cheat sheet out of their, no fuck going.

The fuck is a fucking 10, fucking 71, you know. It's an alarm. No, it isn't. is dispatch asking will you receive a file, I think. Jaws, 1071 a file? Yeah, okay.

I hated those. The 1071's. I guess he'll take it. I gotta do a thing on dispatchers. Who I love, like who doesn't like a dispatcher. But there's some that are just, oh, evil. Like evil.

That just loved a 10, 71 certain cops oh i'm gonna get him oh i got a juicy one waiting for him they'll put that file and they'll wait for you to become 108 clear joss 1071 yeah okay yeah it'll be nasty and i noticed you mixed you i think you put an alarm was 1072 i think that in on purpose you said something it'll be in 64 it was let's rewind fucking 71 you know and i notice you've mixed you I think you put that in on purpose. You said, some of opium being 64. It was 6-2.

No, I said 6-7. A buddy would call me. And he'd be like, amen. And I'd be like, I can't talk. I'm 6-7. No. And I noticed you mixed you. I think you put that in on purpose.

You said, some of opi in 64. It was 6-2. Here I am, Bustin on fucking 10. No, 6-2 is meal. Codes and remembering, you know. I mean, the only one you really need to know was 33, right? Yeah, help me. Quick.

Get here. Never used it. Never used it. Came close. I just couldn't. And it was really dumb. But I just couldn't find it in myself to say the words, 1033, I need help.

Which is dumb. Don't do that. I wish, if I did it all over, I used 1033 a lot more. Yeah. Okay. 27, 28, 29. 107, 108. 109.

Say what? 109? The rest of the old fuck, man. Anyway. Lots of swear words. Ball busting. Now, look, I'm the three minutes. Hold on.

Anyways, you call back a couple times. I can't play it. Be here all night. Thanks for calling. Let's try this one. Good morning, Mr. Jaws. Hi. I'm missing an upload and hopefully you can see one of your videos soon enough.

But, yeah, I just wanted to ask something today. And it's just more about, after you become a police officer and he starts dealing with, you know, some death and whatnot. Like, I'm guessing most of the people that join the police force have never seen a dead body before. No. Probably even if yet, seen maybe the death of an infant or a minor and stuff like that. I just want to know. You got to laugh at that, okay?

We used to make fun of dead babies. Burning babies. You got to make fun of a burning baby. I'm mostly kidding. I'll let you finish. How would you cope with that type of stuff? You make fun of the baby. Sort of things you did the first few times.

You get numb to it. Yeah, things are popping in my head as he's talking. The first dead body I went to was my first day. And I actually said in my head, I couldn't believe it. This is how stupid I was. I didn't know I was going to see dead bodies. I thought the only time I'm going to see a dead body is that a murder. And how many times are you going to go to murders?

not too often but you go when somebody dies in their house it's called a sudden death and you got to go and look at the body and take pictures of the body and in my first day you know it's kind of i remember a lot of things i remember just about every i feel like i remember just about every call i went to if somebody was to refresh my memory and i remember this one this one's kind of weird, but the first day we went to a dead body, he was in the tub, and I thought I broke his fingers. We had to break his fingers to get a fingerprint, the dumbest thing ever. Fingerprints. Police got to get fingerprints. Dumb. Stupid. If they have a criminal record or a CR. Criminal record. And I remember it that I broke his finger, but then I was thinking about it.

It might have been my watch commander breaking his finger and showing me how to take a fingerprint. from a dead person. And it didn't bother me. It really didn't. It doesn't bug you when you're younger. You deal with it by making fun of it. It just gets put away somewhere. And yeah, the, you got to make fun of stuff.

That's what I found. But you also got to talk about it. You can't just make fun of it. My kids are playing music. right now while I'm talking. Yeah, we turned it, we turned it down. Thanks. You're welcome.

Bye, bye. But yeah. Yeah. How do you deal with it? You try to eliminate it. That's what you try to do. As a watch commander, I had to, I had to view every dead body.

I had to make sure that pictures were taken. My second to last day that I ever worked in Port El-Burne, we got a call to the hospital. The dumbass family put the baby in their bed. They woke up the baby's dead. And I don't know what they did. I'm sure because I left the next day. The next day was my last day.

But I remember going to that hospital. I got to view the baby. Guess what? I'm not going to. I'm not putting that image in my head. Like I said, I just said, forget it. and the lead investor gate leader gator gator she was uh she had about a year service good looking girl and i told her you're not looking okay you're not looking at the body that's in the hospital you

don't have to i'm saying that you don't have to because i didn't want her to because years down the road it might affect her and it affects you years down the road it's weird anyways me it affects me how do i deal with it? This is one way. I don't even know why my fist is clenched right now. I didn't like seeing dead bodies. It was weird. It was awkward. It's awkward seeing. It just doesn't seem really. You think they're going to wake up. I didn't like it. Yeah. It's just a bit of a question as I haven't really seen death before my life. I've joined the... Well, you know what, dude. They're just laying there. Okay. End of life. Not the end of the world. Really. and I'm pretty certain that you're not going to see 500 of them.

You'll be fine with it. Most cops are. It was just like a, I don't know, I think I was in front line for too long. That's what I think. Fire department now, and apparently we do see a few every year, part of the fire department. But I'm guessing it won't be anything gruesome or to the extent that you would see as a police officer. So I try to know how you would deal with that.

and how it was like seeing the first time any advice for seeing that type of stuff when someone does become police officer. No advice. Yeah, listen to the videos and hopefully we can see when you upload soon and it'll be there, sir. Bye-bye. I guess the advice would be you've got to deal with it,

but when you see it, you don't think you have to deal with it. So why would you deal with it? You know what I mean? Kids left some cigarettes down here for me to smoke. I know it's gross. Hey, guys, call me 604-330-0-25-12.

Let's play something happy. Clint Jaws. Word up. Jared or the Southwest Savers guy? I know you. You're a member on my YouTube channel.

You subscribe to the membership and I appreciate that. Thank you. Jared. Got the news. Going to depot soon. Remember back in September,

October when you're still holding the live streams? Remember back in September, October when you were still holding the live streams? Yes, I do. I feel terrible about the live streams, guys. I have, I am sorry, I apologize, I feel like I've ripped people off. I told you to subscribe to my membership. And then I just kind of stopped doing the lives. And how dare me?

Every single member, there's quite a few of you. maybe I shouldn't I owe you a shirt go to Jawsclinton at gmail.com send me your address and I will send you something

probably a shirt and I'm going to start doing the live streams again really they weren't all that popular because I didn't I wasn't doing it right I'll do a live stream this week and for the members and it's going to start off slow

There's probably going to be three people watching. That's just the way it is. I have to build that community, and I've let that community down, and I feel terrible about it, and I'm sorry, and whoever's a member right now, you're paying every month. I don't know what it is. It's like $3.99, $4.99 a month, and I owe you. I told you I was about to apply, and I think I told you the day I applied as well.

Yeah, so this guy in the live stream tells me that he's going to apply back in September. I see a bunch of questions. You have a good discussion. Made it. Made it. Thank you for your inspiration. Thank you for your guidance along the way. No.

And thank you for everything you're going to do going forward. Really appreciate you. Really appreciate your show. Looking forward to the next episode. Have a good one. Thanks, dude. Congrats, man. There's two careers.

It's Deppo and Becoming a Cop. And the best part of my career was Deppo. And it's so cool that you made it. And don't do anything dumb there. Okay? I know your sense of humor. Be careful with your sense of humor. People, you got a sense of humor like me.

People don't exactly like our sense of humor. You think they do, but they don't. Even when you get laughs, there was a guy on my watch in Langley. He laughed at everything I said. But it was, I found out later, it wasn't really a true laugh. He came into the watch commander's office one day. A bunch of people around. I said, Mason, you're so gay.

You don't even know it. And I thought he'd laugh. I think I actually did. Everybody else did. Five minutes later, he came in. He's like, you know what? When you said that, I didn't really like it. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, dude.

I said it because I thought he was going to complain about me. But I'm like, we got over it. But I don't know if he ever. got over it. Just watch your sense of humor. My sense of humor got me in trouble so many times. Especially with girls, dude. When you go to Depot,

when there's some, it's a great time to go to Depot right now. Let me tell you. I think it is. You're lucky. Can I come? Just don't talk to girls. How about that? Don't talk to girls.

Don't try to be funny. Keep your sense of humor to yourself. Be funny when you become a police up, even then. I told a girl she had nice leg raises, okay? And, uh, whoa, look out. Burning building. Oops, I shouldn't have said it. I was on a course, or I think it was Williams Lake.

And we're all going to meet at a pub. And I'm like, well, what time are you going to be there? Let's do it, girl. I shouldn't be telling this. But I'm like, what time, what time are you going to be there? Are we going down now? Everybody was going. Are you going down now? No, I got a shower and I'm like, I got a shower. You use that shower. The world almost came to an end when I said that one.

Girls will get you in big trouble. It's not the other way around, usually, because a guy would never complain. What's the point of my story? People don't understand sense. Some people don't understand sense of humor. And then you get it in the paper and they're like, Clint, did you tell a girl that she could use your shower? That's a whole episode. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do an episode on that. And don't say anything dumb. When you go out to the bars, be careful. I look back and I think I was pretty lucky because I went out every single weekend for the party. And I remember hopping in a cab, rolling down the window, a group of girls were in a car, beside us and I rolled down the window and I'm like party at depot. Big mistake because they followed

us back to the guard room. They're in the parking lot and they wouldn't leave. Now if anybody got wind of that, I'm probably out of there. Clint, did you invite some girls back for a party at depot? And if you, this is the grossest thing. We used to always get hotel rooms at the quality yet. And I remember walking into a room. There's like three or four guys, they're watching a porno. I figure that one. I'm like, what are you guys doing? There's a porno on the TV. And they're laying on the bed. It's cool. We're watching a porno. No, it's not. That's disgusting. You don't watch pornoes with guys. Jared, do not rent a porno with another guy. I left. I'm like, this is, this is just odd. P. You know they have boners. I'm not.

going to stand in that room. To this day, I can't understand why they would rent a porno. And you don't watch it with your friends? Your troop mates? How disgusting. How is that enjoyable? Mike, you got a boner right now? Yeah, I'm pretty hard.

Odd. Anyways, I guess that's it. Leave the... Put your little sense. of humor in the little box, put it up there, tuck it away in your closet. Because nobody finds you funny and you're going to say something wrong. And thanks for watching all this time. That means a lot. I want to talk about the other guy too, you know, the other caller that says, how do you deal with a dead body? The dead body part, that wasn't the problem. That wasn't really, that was trauma,

trauma for me, but the real trauma was management. The real trauma happened inside the police station. And I always get asked, well, what would you do, Clint? What would you do differently? If you were the commissioner, how would you fix management? How would you fix bad bosses? Body cams. You put the body cam on the inspector.

and the sergeant and the staff sergeant, the ones that don't go to calls. And they have to body cam themselves all day long. How about that? I got to put a body cam on? No, you got to put a body cam on. Let's record your behavior. A little bit different then, right? You know, you've got the commissioner and all these bigwigs.

There are four body cams. Well, then put one on all day long. You want to fix jerks? You want to fix assholes? Record your day. Anyways, I kind of went off there. Hey, good morning, Clinton. My name's Sean.

Hello. Before I begin asking a question, I just want to say that I subscribe to a YouTube channel. It's amazing, very informative and funny. And I appreciate the information to put out. It's helped a lot, actually, the tips on RCMP, the Depot. So, yeah. It's Depot. Okay, it's not depot.

And thank you for watching. 604-3302512. And yeah, it is an amazing channel, I agree. Actually, it's one of you know that I did apply to the RCP in, I think it was April. I had my initial R-Mac interview this past Friday. I don't know what to make of it. it lasted five hours. What?

Did you say five hours? I think I did okay. I think I did good, but I don't know. I'm not going to, you know, assume anything. I just want to know your experience being, you know, interviewing individuals and... I don't know, dude. I don't know.

I feel like if you talk to me for five hours, I'd stab my eyes out with a fork. That is a long time. Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. But I don't want to talk to anybody for five hours. Mine was three hours. And I knew all the answers.

Like, I know two individuals who had an interview and they didn't make it past this stage. Their interviews were only two hours or two and a half hours. That is a tough stage and their interviews were only two hours. So maybe your five hours is good. But if I'm the interviewer, I would never let you talk for five hours. I would shut you up.

That would be draining. Whereas mine lasted five. So I'm guessing the interview was very interested in what I had to say in. But yeah, I just want to know if you have any other tips, any other advice and suggestions. No. Besides like Depot, physical fitness. It's Depot, not Depot. It's not Home Depot.

When it comes to strictly the interview process and the process, yeah, anything helps. If you can not say anything from this question. Anyways, I think I did. Thanks for Colin. Thanks for calling it an amazing podcast. Hey, I'm just a civilian. No aspiration to become a police officer. That's all you are.

Is this a civilian? Oh. But, you know. I appreciate the police. Why? You know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of asshole police out there. I don't know why I said that.

But there is. You know there is. Stop being an asshole. The best man, my wedding, was an officer, RCMP, and I got a couple guys, my church, who were mixed between RCMP and city police in Calgary.

City cops in Calgary. I bet you they're cool. The city cops in Calgary? As a friend to these officers and just generally, if you ever see a cop on the street or whatever, what's a good way to let the police know that you appreciate them? You know, COVID kind of put a lot of cops in awkward positions and... $40. You know, defund the police and all that.

So, yeah, just how can I make a friend or just any random officer, Phil, appreciated for the sacrifice to make for our community. All right. Thanks. Bye. I'm going to tell you something that happened to me. You don't get them gifts. Yeah.

I kind of want to get a bunch of, you know, those long handcuff keys that go in your front vest? I was going to get about 100, 100 of those and then just giving them out every time I've seen a cop. You know what happened to me and Duncan? I'm sitting at the Java Hut. I think it's called the Java Hut. Had hot chicks there working there. And I'm sitting in the parking lot. Oh, you really want to upset a cop.

You see a cop pulled over? You go up to him and go, hey, I just found you. What a coincidence. I got a crime I want to report. That drives every cop crazy. And you're like, call 911, dude. But that happened to me so many times.

I'm going to pick up a file while I'm investigating the file. I'm sitting in the parking lot and I'm doing some type and a guy comes up to me, a young kid. And he says, hi, sir, I was wondering if I could pray for you. And I'm not religious. And I was embarrassed. I'm like, what? Yeah, you don't have to do anything.

You just sit there and I'm going to say a prayer. I'm like, yeah, go ahead. Okay. Because I thought it was dumb and I just wanted him. go away and he said the prayer and it kind of made me feel good and then he left and I'm like I was a jerk but that was kind of awesome and maybe that's why I'm still alive how about that I think you mentioned something about a church I don't know if you did I don't know how they would take it but it's something I never forgotten and it was kind of cool hey Clint it's uh Jason here from Saskatoon hey jay

I enjoy watching your videos. Thanks. Just looking at the steps to apply as a nurse and P member. So I'm a 32-year-old CEO. I'm married to two kids. C-O. Well-settled. Just looking over the drug use.

In 2015, I did do cocaine once. Uh-oh. And marijuana twice. So overall clean records, like I said, wife, kids. You know, I'm going to be honest with you. I want to do cocaine. me and the wife were talking the other day she's like you're not going to do mushrooms

or I'm thinking I'm going to do cocaine like everybody's microdosing these mushrooms why can't I she got a problem with it I think I'm gonna a lot of life experience and just before I apply

I just want to make sure Isn't it amazing that RCMP members can't smoke marijuana I think we'd all agree that that is one group that should be smoking it vaping it on their lunch break, you want a cop high as fuck. There'd be no more police brutality. I just want to make sure, like, am I going to get deferred?

And I hope doesn't come to bite me in the end. When looking at the online on the RCMP website, it says one year clean. Okay, I'm going to end it there, dude. You're fine, okay? Nothing to worry about. Experimental only, you experimented, you're done, you do it again, you're out. but you're fine. That is not going to stop you from being a cop.

And then I got another call from a different guy. I was like, is this a same guy? Hey, Clint, I hope you're doing well. I enjoy watching your live YouTube streams and all that. Thanks. I had a quick question just in the process with the RCMP, and I was wondering with prior drug use. So back in like 2014, is that going to be an issue for eight years ago?

So the last guy did cocaine in 2015. He did something in 2014. That was my only question I had. And I know it says online, one year queen. So just wanted more clarification on that. Does something going to stop me from getting into the RCNP? Thank you so much. Have a good one.

No, it isn't. Like your old supervisor used to say, Hey, Clint, I hear last night was a real shit show. Just kidding. City cop, Jason. City cop Jason. I love the show, episode 100. I love how...

I did episode 100 with that. a felon. And this is gross that I'm smoking in front of you guys. I always promised myself when I do the podcast that I would never smoke in front of you guys. By the way, I'm quitting tomorrow. How about that? You know, I loved episode 100

when I had felon on there. I really enjoyed it. Like actually talking to somebody. There's another person that canceled. Yeah, she was supposed to come back. She didn't. She canceled. Ked and that. She was busy. That drives me insane.

Got no choice but to forgive her Under one condition. Love how Everything seemed to fall apart from the beginning to end. It was awesome. Your friend Fallon's awesome. You guys should watch episode 100.

It's called Sorry Bolt last night. You got to vote here. It's incredibly rude. She didn't show the hoots. I got to end this with a... It is rude. Isn't it? I'm going to watch what I say.

I've known her since she was 19 years old. Everybody else has seen them, except for me. And if she wants to come back out to the lake, you know what I mean? That's how I will forgive her. Maybe I'll put a poll up. Should she show me? She got brand new things, and I don't know. I think I'm entitled to a glimpse.

I got to end this with a question. Why did you never become a Mooney cop? You are Mooney through and through. How? Curious, if you ever applied anywhere else other than the RCMP. Lethbridge. I applied at Lethbridge. I just wanted to become a cop.

Why didn't I become one? I wanted to be an RC&P cop. Because I watched serve and protect all my life, all my, you know, when I was a little baby. and that's what I wanted. I wanted to wear the Red Surge. It was an incredibly proud organization. And that's what I wanted to be a part of. It didn't look like it was going to happen for me.

So then I started applying to become a city cop. It was harder to become a city cop, though. Other than the RCMP, where you applied and how that went. And again, why you didn't go with. municipal. I would have. I'm assuming it's for the travel or something like that. Maybe like RC&P

people would go anywhere in the country, but I think you said you like BC, so anyway, happy 100. We'll do it down the road. Bye-bye. Ooh, geez. Thanks, guys.

Thanks for all your calls. I didn't play all of them. Keep on calling. Please call. That's why I do these episodes when you call. And, yeah. You know what? It's 448.

I'm going to get in trouble when I go upstairs. Maybe I won't go upstairs. I want that. Jared, I'm jealous of those guys that did cocaine. Jared, you're going to have a blast. I don't know. I shouldn't say that. I hated depot.

I didn't appreciate it until it was over. So try to enjoy it. Have some fun.