Clinton Jaws - Sorry About Last Night | Clinton Jaws #100

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

Clinton Jaws talks life and policing with Falon.  We take some calls.  Episode 1 of many to come. call the hotline [phone] Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

Everything's really hokey. I was expecting a lot better. She just gives her. She gives her. Never seen her outfit in that before. Do you know the first time you record Wreckingball that it's going to be? She looks great. Looks great.

What do you mean? I don't know if she looks great. Her outfit was incredible. Did you see it? I don't think we're allowed enough. How about now? God, you look really good right now, like actually. That's what you actually do.

Why? Let's play a message. What kind of message? Hi, Jaws. Anonymous Girl calling. Just went to Avery Finn. This girl calls me every now and then. Okay.

And she's Anonymous Girl. Mm-hmm. Because she doesn't want to give her real name, but in my mind, I think her real name is Candy. Or Trixie or something. Trixie. What are you talking about? Why would it be? Trixie.

I don't know. Candy? Where did, yeah. Is Trixie worse than candy? Okay. Trixie. Candy? Nadia, fine.

Svetlana. Yeah. Okay. Do you really think we're allowed enough here? I don't know. This is my first podcast, so. Does it, does it sound good for you? Because you got the good mic?

I think so. I don't know. Does it sound quiet to you? I don't really know how to answer this. I feel like, I feel like I'm quiet. Oh, no. you're definitely not quiet. If anything, you're overtaking. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, it's loud. Okay. You sound out. Let's see what tricks he has to say. And E-division recruiting presentation. And the recruiting officers and a team were kind of telling everybody not to expect to come back to B.C. at all. I was just kind of curious about the recruiting kind of process in terms of when, you end up being in depot, how the placements are based. And like, I know staffing is all based on requirements and, you know, on a national kind of

Canada-wide level. I don't know. I know she's asking something, but it doesn't sound like anything I know about. Yeah, she wants to become a cop. And she's curious on if they're going to, you'll hear. Are there any considerations or things that they take into account when they're trying to find your place. Also, I was thinking about applying a couple years back, and I think at that point, recruiting and your first post with two years, now it's five years for the first post, and RCP

picks your first post. So I'm kind of curious how the choices of the three provinces and 10 cities are even taken into account if at the end of the day, the RCP is just going to pick where they they think you belong based on their data and algorithm or whatever system they're using on the other end. Yeah, if you can maybe expand a bit on that, that'll be great. I kind of want to come back to E-Div. I'm a little on the fence now. I've been kind of discouraged. I know it's R&P's National, but I don't know.

I'm kind of on the fence if I don't actually want to proceed with my application or not. Anyways, on a good note, it's going to be your 100th episode. hopefully you're going to pop some champagne or bring us like a great episode for your 100. It's not going to be great. It's not going to be great. But it is going to be an episode. And that's why I got the champagne because that candy wanted me to pop some champagne. Well, I like that.

Her question is. It's a big question. Do you remember what it was? Yeah, I think so. Okay, what is it? Okay, help on this. Help of this. Help of it.

I'll throw this at you. She wants to know where she's going to end up if she picks the top three cities and then they just put her any old where. Yeah, she's scared that she's not going to come back to E-Div, I think. She's come back to BC, British Columbia. I don't know what E-Div is.

E-Div's British Columbia. Are you sure I'm overtaking this? Because I can barely hear myself. That was not me. I can hear you really well. This is Fallon, by the way. I can hear you well. Are they really like...

Yeah, they're watching us. Right. We need a cigar. We're just that interesting. I don't know if I need a cigar. Go ahead. Okay, so her question. Her question is,

Jaws, I'm going to go back to E-Div, and if I don't, I don't know if I really want to apply. Now, why is it E-D-D-E-D-F-G? Why are we E-D-D-D-H? I-J. Okay. And we're E? Yeah, we're E.

How did they do it? I don't know. I don't know. Why are you behind me? Why are you so far away from it? You set it up. You set this all up. This is all you.

So if you want to, do you want to risk it all and move a little? Maybe not. I don't want this. What? I don't want this. Please. It's, can you celebrate with. Okay.

Can we get it? For some reason, it's a big deal that's in my 100 episode. for some reason. I tried to get balloons, but... Why didn't you? You said not to. You were just being polite. Look at the dog.

So if we're going to have these, can we have an ashtray? Are we just going to be like... Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's what we thought. Okay, I'll ask you this question.

Fallon? It's got to do some tinkering first. Okay. Is that the microphone tape? Yeah. I told you to set this up. Special microphone tape. This is how you set it up.

It was really weird. I did my best. My level best. Can you, okay. So you're a police, you want to become a police officer. Let's say,

let's pretend that you want to become a police officer. There would be some problems with that, I think. But yeah, okay. Name one. Oh, no. I don't know.

I think I've sped before. You're led to speed. Okay. I might have done worse stuff than that. Like what? I don't know. You don't, let's not talk about it.

I don't know. I just, I don't know. But, okay, so let's say I want to become a cop. Sounds good. So that's what you want to do. Yeah. All your life. Yeah.

I just want to. And then they tell you, because when I was becoming a cop, they always, for the past 25 years, they always said, if you're from BC, you're going back to BC. Okay. That's a good rule. But now they're telling her that, and I don't know why. and I don't know if I really believe it, but they're telling her, you're always told you can go anywhere you're going to go.

Right. Okay. You got to go anywhere that we put you. Okay. But when you're from BC, you're going back to BC. That's always been the rule. It's never changed.

Is it like that for other provinces too? Like if you've always been Saskatchewan, you're going back to Saskatchewan? No. For some reason, it was always BC. It was really strange. And I don't really understand the reason why it was like that. Hmm.

Maybe it had to do with cost? Or people from BC just really want to go back to BC? I don't know. They never told me. So now she's worried that she's not going to go back to BC. So you're a police, you want to be, you're an applicant. Yeah. And they tell you, felon, there's a good chance or there's a chance.

Okay, let's just say there's a good chance. There's a good chance that you're not going to go back to BC. Okay. What do you do? This is what you really wanted to do. Right. Yeah, it's tough if you have... No, I'm asking, what do you do?

You're an applicant. Well, for me, I would always just see... Am I yelling? No. I think I would just see where they put me and then go from there and hope for the best. That's what I would do. Okay, explain what you mean by that, though. What do you mean?

You just asked me what I would do. I would just see where they put me? So let's say they put you in... I would try to get to where I want to go, but it doesn't sound like she has much input in it. Okay, so you would do depo. Yeah. find out where you're going. Yeah.

And then what? And then probably go. But if it was somewhere that I just never wanted to go, I guess I wouldn't go. I don't know. Fucking A. I agree. Yeah. I think I would just do it most.

I think I would just do it. But then if there was somewhere. Let's find out what happens. Yeah. That's what I would do. That's so true. Yeah. Find out what happens.

Yeah. Because Deppo is like a huge experience. It's the most amazing experience, really. It really is. I feel dumb saying that, but there's nothing better than going to depot. What was your favorite part? The sex? I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding. There was a lot of horny girls at Depot, but I never did anything, okay? Right. Well, you and Tara had just started. Yeah, we were seven days in. And I seen a lot of people like having sex. You seen that? Yeah.

Did he just walk right? I couldn't believe how bad the girls were. Oh, it was the girls? Yeah, it was. Like, we had, like, I don't know if I can say this. I don't know if you should. But we had, like, nine girls in our truth, but I don't know. I don't know.

They didn't care. Like, there's something wrong with you guys. Yeah, maybe. It's really, you guys. Is it us? Okay, would you not agree that the girls are worse than the boys? Yeah, I guess I think I would. No, honestly.

Honestly. Like, I guess it depends on this. It depends, you know, on the, what are the circumstances. If you put a, if you take a girl and send her to depo with a bunch of hunky potential cops, like. Well, a lot of them were thin and geeks, but it didn't matter. No. But they just wanted to, like, that's all they wanted to do. I don't know.

I wonder if everybody remembers it that way or? No, that's what it was. Okay. I couldn't, I couldn't believe. I could believe what I saw. You couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I was like, I had no idea that, like I knew guys were bad, but I didn't know, like, girls were worse. Okay. Like, you guys are worse. I think it depends on the circumstance. Like, I think, I know, So, you know, if you, if there's... All of them? Yeah. There's not one faithful one.

Oh, what? Okay, I don't know what. Now you're, there wasn't one faithful one. Faithful in what way? They're all married? No. Oh, somewhere. Yeah.

Hooked up, married. Then they meet a boy at Depot and then they leave their, uh, their spouse. You know what's so weird? You know what's so funny? You would be, um, So when my graduation happened, all of a sudden these girls would bring their husbands are boyfriends. Oh, okay. And we'd be like, what?

What? Oh, no. You're with somebody? Wild. It is a little wild. Maybe it's not like that anymore. Maybe, I don't know. Is that what you think?

I'm not sure. Maybe I should go and check it out. people are different. No, I don't know. Maybe it was just that particular troop. No, it was a bunch of troops. There was like 10 troops. Okay.

And they were all doing it. And I didn't do it. Because it was, because it tore, but I remember, like there was, like, there was good-looking people, good-looking girls at Deppo. And I remember, I don't know why I'm telling this story. Yeah. But me, you're in too deep. Are you telling me not to tell? Well, no, you're this far.

So me and Weatherby, we're, uh, this girl always came up to us. Weatherby? Yeah, he was my best buddy. Made up. No, Weatherby's, always. That's an archie character. Is it? Yeah, Principal Weatherby or something.

Sounds made up. Okay, so you and Mr. Weatherby. Go on. No, no. Like it. Maybe we should share that one. No. Oh my gosh.

Okay. All right. Okay. And I'll tell the story while you're unwrapping. Do I have to light it with a barbecue lighter? Yeah. Okay. That's cool.

I guess. So me and Weatherby were... God, I hope we're recording right now. Weatherby. Do you think we are? I don't know. Better double check. Here, pass me that later.

You did a great job. the setup. Okay. So set the scene. You and Mr. Weatherby, jugheads there. This is a true story, by the way. It's not even that big of a deal, though. Was a child safety on this? No, there we go. Okay. Go on. It seemed like every week this girl would come up to me and Weatherby. With her friend. And I remember looking at it. Mm-hmm. I'm listening. Is there people on a golf cart?

There's people on a golf cart right now that just drove right up to the podcast and waved at us. I don't know why. Everybody's so interested in you. They fucking love me. They're going right back down the road. They just came up to see what you're doing. Why is the dog beside me? Tara, can you call the dog?

Can he call the dog? dog that's not my dog by the way go get so uh this girl would come up it seemed like every week and she had braces on and her hair was pulled back and really just like like like a like a erin okay like picture a girl named aaron i know a lot of beautiful girls named errand what yeah i do okay well whatever Okay. Okay, let's call her, uh... We're on different levels with the names today.

We're not, we're not jiving with the names. Sally? I, I, no, that's terrible. Anyways, I just thought, uh, I just thought, who's this? Like, why does she get, she was so interested. In who? Mr. Weatherby?

No, she was interested in talking to us. Oh. And you guys. Yeah, like, what are you guys doing this weekend? What's going on? And I remember, like, looking at her teeth. and her braces and her pulled back hair. And I'm like, like, I'm not telling the story very well.

Okay, this is a bad story. But I remember thinking like, ugh, like. Okay. I guess that's bad. That's making me look bad, right? It's making you look and sound bad, yeah. Okay, so I guess the point of my story is it's somebody that, I guess I thought she was just like, um.

Like a dweeb. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, is that bad to say? I don't know if people even use that word anymore. She was just like a geek and annoying. Okay, well. It is bad.

It's actually bad that I'm talking about this. Well, if it's just, if you're just basing it on looks, it is, but, you know, if she was annoying. I think sometimes you base things on looks,

like when somebody comes up to you. Oh, for sure. People. You're like, go away. Yeah, better looking people can get away with a lot, a lot more. So me and Weatherby go to the bar

and she comes up to us. And I say to Weatherby, after she leaves like this gorgeous girl comes up I said who the fuck's he goes cling she's been talking to us the entire time

at depot and I'm like what she got her braces off no no just put her hair down put on some makeup and was a 10 she was a complete 10 felon I couldn't believe it

and I said what are you serious with her be that's her that was her that's why she had the confidence because she was a 10 yes but i was but i all through depot i was talking to do two different people because this this happened more more than once where i would see the girl at the bar then i see the girl at depot but i didn't know they were the same people so what happened did weatherby take her out of Okay, that's enough. So I ended up serving her at her graduation because she was ahead of me in troops. Okay.

And her boyfriend was there. Oh, so she had a boyfriend. She was a bad girl. I didn't do anything with her. Did Weatherby? No. No. So what was the point of all this story?

I felt like it was. The point of the story was, I can't believe that I actually thought I was talking to. to two different people. Yeah. Because we went out every single week at Deppel. Every single weekend. There's a Seinfeld episode about that, the Two-Face.

Remember that one? Yeah, but I actually thought there were two different people. That's what the Seinfeld episode kind of is. I was talking to two different people and didn't know it was the same person. That's messed up. It is messed up. Maybe there's something wrong with me. Well, makeup's pretty transformative.

You think? Yeah, I think it is. So I would say to candy that, I don't know, risk it. Do it. Yeah, see where it goes. Go to Deppo. You're probably going back to BC. Yeah, I would just see where it goes because otherwise you're always going to wonder, right?

Like, where would I have gone? What would I have done? You're going to be a wanderer. You don't want to wonder. Yeah. Just do it. Just do it. Plus, Clint made it sound like Deppo is really fun.

Well, it was the best time of my life. There was nothing more, you know, it was better than. And getting married, it was better than having kids. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. No. Yeah, it was. Better than having kids, better than getting married.

Yeah. Absolutely 100%. But you didn't do anything bad and you only flirted. Oh, no, I didn't even flirt. So just going to a place where there's a bunch of girls interested in men and you're tasering each other? No, we never pulled out the taser. The taser didn't come out. When I went to Duncan,

I, like, my first posting was Duncan. And I seen a guy. I seen a cop. He had a brick on his waist. And I said, what is that? And he goes, that's the taser. And the taser literally was a brick. And I'm like, and he showed me and what it did.

And I'm like, that's unbelievable. Like, the taser is unbelievable. Well, yeah, you've showed me a video. Good taser video. So I went on the computer. Okay. And I Googled taser stock. Can you hear me?

I can hear you. Can you hear me? Oh, yeah. I tasered Google, uh, taser stock. And so I bought taser stock. And it was like a few bucks. And then it split. And then it split again.

And then it split again, I think. And it went through the roof. And then it went down and I sold. But if I was to still own taser, stock. Oh my God. Why'd you sell? Ran out of money.

We just leave it though. We always, no. No, me and the woman, we always run out of money. Yeah. I bought Facebook at $23 a share. I remember a lady came to the detachment and she's going to tell us what we can do with our severance pay and stuff like that because we've got a cash buyout. And she's from the bank.

and I said, because Facebook just came out on the stock market. And you had stock. And I asked her. I said, what do you think about Facebook? Do you think I should buy Facebook? And she goes, no. Oh, do not buy Facebook. Oh, my God.

Didn't you listen to her? Like, what the hell do these people? No, I didn't. I bought it. Oh, okay. I bought it at $23 a chair. It only went down to 17 ever in its life. And I ended up selling it at 80.

What's it at now? Should we look? Oh, it didn't. end up going up to, I think, a few hundred dollars. Yeah, I thought it was like five. I thought it was to five or something. But then it's like at a 52 week low right now. And it's going to, everything's going to crash.

Everything's going to crash. I'm going to play another call though. Let's do it. You sound like Colton. Who's Colton? That other guy used to have on our podcast. Oh, yeah, right. She's like, let's do it.

Let's press the play button. But my, uh, Mike. Yeah. this doesn't sound right to me it does maybe we'll finish the podcast and then it'll only be me talking okay to me it sounds fine stat okay I'm scared to touch this happy 100 episodes he thinks it's the great it's easement now I'm gonna let my daddy talk oh Rocco get down get out of here Happy 100 episodes, Josh. Aw.

See, I'm important. Yeah, I didn't know you were, but. You didn't know I was important? No, I didn't think you were. I got kids calling me. I got girls calling me. Anonymous. Anonymous people.

Anonymous girl. Kids. Try another one. You're in their prayers. Those little kids. Happy, happy hundreds, Jaws. Hey, Clint, it's Rob from Vancouver. So I saw a post that you made today, the 26th of June, from Vancouver.

And I thought it would be a great idea, just an opportunity. And I, like, this is a, you know, not to tell you how to run your channel or anything like that. Thanks. But if you had sort of like a fan meetup, you know, where you went and you met with all your fans, you shook their hands and you sat there and you looked at them and he said yourself, this guy's never getting in the fucking mouth. You know, you sit there and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. They'll totally take you.

Anywho. Oh, he doesn't know you at all. If that's an idea you would entertain, I would like it a lot. I'd pay money to come see you, joke around for an hour and a half or so and smoke stogues and listen to King of the Road or something like that. Anyhow, have yourself a good day. Enjoy your nice, beautiful weather in Vancouver and in Port Alberti. And also happy Canada today because that's coming up.

And I'm a patriotic. I'm a patriotic man. So, so, yeah. Have a good one, man. Awesome channel. Peace. Word up, sister. What do you think of that, Fallon?

Well, love the patriotism, first of all. Oh, no. He doesn't know you very well because you would never tell somebody you're going to get into the Mounties or RCP or whatever it was. He said there just to be nice. What are you talking about? You don't care about people's feelings. Are you serious? Well, you would say, oh.

I'm very, like, you don't think, what? Okay, say it again. I lost you. I lost you. He's saying you would greet, meet and greet people and say, yeah, you're definitely going to get in. No, I wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. You would actually say to people.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't care about their feelings. No, okay, fine. That's fair. Good Lord. Okay, you do care about their feelings, but you care about honesty more. So you would say like, hey. Like I care about your feelings. But you don't adjust what you're going to say based on what you're.

I have adjusted my life with you. Okay. Remember when you were like, well, how long ago? It was 15 years ago you're going to the tally ho, the grizzly bar? And you wore a shower curtain earrings? Shower curtain earrings. Oh, hoops. They're called whooops.

They were from a shower curtain. And I said to you, why are you wearing shower curtain? jewelry. Actually, you're wearing a watch right now, which is surprising because you don't even like jewelry. Hold on. Don't change the subject. Okay. You lost your mind on me. Yeah. So 15 years ago, I was a little bit more emotional than I am now. No, hold on. So I adjusted. Okay. I've never made fun of you ever. Oh, my God. What? You tell me, okay, you tell me one thing that I've made fun of you about. I just came out in a long sleeve shirt. I don't like the shirt.

That's not. making fun of you. So that I wouldn't get bit by mosquitoes and you said I looked like I was going to a funeral. How is that different from you look like you're wearing a shower curtain earring? No, I just thought. You do make, okay, you do make fun of people. Let's just. Have I made fun of you, though?

Within the last hour. What do I say? That I look like I'm going to a funeral. And this morning when I woke up. You do. And I had that pony. That's not making fun of you, though. Okay.

Let's stick to the same. which is that you would not go to a meet and greed and be like you're definitely getting in you would be like I think you've got some problems and you're not you're not going to be able to do it you if that was the case right I don't think you're going to be you know coddling coddling people your fan base telling them yeah you're definitely going no but and you don't you may care about people's feelings but it doesn't doesn't make you behave in a certain way. No. That caring. Do you think that I should actually do what he asked? Okay, so I went to Bill Burr. Where would you do it?

Like, you'd have to know. I'm going to Vancouver. I'm going to the rocks. Okay. So here's an example. I don't know. I'm just asking you. I don't want to give you an example.

Is this something that I should do? Okay, well, I think yes, but you don't want it to be a catastrophic failure. So what you would want to do is like find out where. people would actually come to see you? Like, do you have only three fans? He's showing up. The only person is showing up is this guy. Right.

And so that's... But he wants two hours. Of you joking around. Yeah, but I think, okay, I'll be honest with you. I think the people would be extremely disappointed. Yeah. In meeting me. 100%.

I guarantee you. Like, I'm not getting, I don't got anything to give them. I'm not, I'm not, uh, They're going to see that I'm short. And they're just going to be like, uh, like, I wouldn't be able to perform. I would just be like, hey, how's it going? What are you doing?

Oh, yeah. What's going on? Okay. Yeah, what about this, then? Okay, yeah, I think a meat and greet. Yeah, okay. A meat and greet. Okay, yeah, you would.

Okay, a meat and greet, maybe not. But what about like a... He said two hours. Okay, what about this? What about like a wine and cheese or a, or a, hold on, or a dinner or a dinner or No, no, dinner with some people. Gross. Wouldn't that be fun?

Because that's where you shine. Okay, fine. Dinner. It's gross. Okay, maybe it isn't. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said gross. Okay, well, I'm just saying that's where you would shine. It's like a couple drinks.

Okay, here's the thing. I want to meet these people. Right. I would love to meet somebody that's interested in me. Rather than have like a lineup of people being like, hi, hi, hi, hi. I don't know if there'd be a lineup. Well, no. Lineups as like one or two or more people, right?

So I'm not suggesting it's like out the door. but like what if you just did like a kind of a like yeah maybe a meat and greet but like maybe with some drinks you definitely need some like social lubrication of like you know drinks and maybe some snacks and stuff and maybe not have it be all formal about like you but just like a mingling of like people who want to go to depot who also listen to your podcast or who whatever I'm just saying maybe make it a little bit more okay like I'm thinking five minutes. That's all you got in the tank.

No, because I don't want to disappoint people. Well, you wouldn't end up, you wouldn't at something like that? I'm thinking, okay, so let's say this might be stupid, but let's say I go to the Roxy one night. Me and Shane go to the Roxy, right? Shane McCarthy. Okay. Yeah. Okay, so you're at the Roxy.

And I say, hey, guys, I'm at the Roxy. See, this doesn't work. I would just want a handshake and a quick conversation. Yeah, maybe dinner. This is so dumb that you're not talking about this. Dinner is with too much of a commitment too. I was thinking more like a mingle night. No, I can't be a night.

A mingle evening. What do you mean? Like we're going to rent a hall? Yeah, I'm thinking like somebody's walking around. I'm not that big, Phil. Okay, well, I just, I like, I like nice thing. That sounds nice. People would want a chance to talk to you.

I'd kind of be like, you know, when you get married, everybody wants to line up and come. They want to come talk to you. Oh, I don't think they're that into me, but... Well, at this event, they would want a chance to say hi. That's all. Be a sausage fest. Yeah, maybe a few anonymous girls there.

Ooh. Maybe candy would show up. Nadia? Splatlana. Whatever. Trixie. Anyways, I do think you should meet up with them. I just don't know in what way.

Maybe it's a bad idea. Maybe. But and the reason he He left this message because I was at Bill Burr Right And he's like and I did a thing where I'm like Hey I'm at Bill Burr What's better than being at Bill Burr

Being at Bill Burr at the front row And that was amazing Did you know I was at the front row? I did I heard that he had like a lot of lint and dog hair And stuff on his clothes He looked like a mouse He looked like a mouse

Really funny I like that Did you see me at the front row? I saw a picture that Tara said you were visible in, but I, you know, I was zooming and kind of like squinting and stuff. I was really good. I just saw some blurred out face. It was the most amazing thing I ever seen in my entire life because I'm like awestruck with this guy. Like he's my favorite man, right?

Really? Bilber. Billber. Because he's unbelievable. Yeah. People like them. Well, you're not paying attention if you don't. and he he was looking so i got row one seat 25 and i'm right i'm right here okay

bill burr's right there are you yawning i'm i'm i'm keeping you up right now i love bill burr keep going please he's right in front of me like if you if you couldn't pick a better seat i had the best seat yeah 30 352 000 people behind me But you weren't allowed to drink in the seats? No, we were. No, we drank. Oh, but somebody told you you weren't allowed to drink. Yeah, at first, but we drank our faces off. And when he's talking, he was looking at me.

Did you guys connect? His eyes were straight on my eyes. And I'm like, because he's saying his bits. I'm like, oh yeah, okay, yeah. And I even pointed to my companion that I went with. I went like, I went like this. because he was talking to me. He was like, you ever have this happen to you?

And I went, oh, yeah, I sure did. Because he's looking right at me. It was so bizarre. That is weird. It was so weird. But it was so great. That is great. And then he starts talking about Bob Segett.

Remember Bob Segett? Of course. Of course. I know all about Bob Segett. And he goes, his bid is something like he just took mushrooms. And then he found out Bob Segett. Bob Sagat died. And then Bill Burr.

And then Tara goes, I'm like, that's weird. I'll leave that one alone. And then he's like, he's saying, and I got worried. I got worried because I had taken so much mushrooms. And then Bill Burr almost starts crying. He breaks up. He's like, he catches himself.

On stage? On stage. On stage. Yeah. He's in tears. Okay. The tear is about to burst down. This doesn't sound like a very funny show.

No, he was talking about Bob Sagitt, but he got teared up. Right. And everybody appreciated it. Okay. Except for Tarpe. She went, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She kept on laughing.

Right. That's weird. And I turned to her. And I whispered her to her. I said, this is not the time to be laughing. Okay. Do you not know what's going on right now? But she, okay.

And she's like, oh, okay. She didn't realize it. We talked about it after. Yeah. You could talk after, after this bucket. I'll be asking her about it. And she is the only one cackling. Yeah.

We're in the front row. Right. He hears it. It's like a somber moment in the show, right? And she's laughing her ass off. I'm like, no, no. No, this isn't the funny time. No, it's not the funny time.

Well, I'm glad you had a good time. I like a more self-deprecating comic. I like somebody... Oh. What do you mean? I like somebody a little bit... Well, I like somebody kind of who makes fun of how stupid they are. That's my favorite.

He does it all the time. Oh, no. Oh, I don't think he does. I think he's very... Well, you know, he's just not my cup of tea. I like a Nate Bargatsy. I think he's the funniest guy. Who's that?

Did you ever play it here at the lick? Nate? Oh, probably. and you probably sat there and said, why is that funny? Why is that funny? Why is that funny? I think you did end up laughing.

He has a pretty good bit. He has some pretty good bit. He's pretty good. He's like a southern guy who makes fun of how stupid he is. And he's actually amazing because he never swears, which I don't think it's that easy

to be a funny, clean comic, but he is. He's the best. How do you not swear? He's the best. If you can be a comic without swearing and still... It's a gift. Yeah, well, and he's like, he's amazing.

He's one of the best. I'd say he's right up there with Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis. You don't like Shane? No, I like him. I like the guy. I mean, I'm a fan of the guy, but... I don't know.

Like, would you pay big money to see Shane Gillis? Yeah, over Bill Burr, I would. Oh, Bill Burr is like the goat, though. He's the goat of comedy right now. It's a little slapstick. Sebastian. Yeah. No, it's slapped.

What? Have you seen his Oprah bit? I don't know. He's just so yelling all the time, isn't he? No. Don't they all yell, though? I don't like that. I don't like the yellers.

You actually look really good right now. Thank you so much. I know what it is. Could be the... That's weird. It is weird. It's unusual. It doesn't usually work out.

No, I know. And you told me yesterday. What did you tell me yesterday? there's a lot of things I told you yesterday you said what's your sacred client you look so young you I don't know if I said it like that I have a theory I have a theory about your face okay okay I got a question for you do I still look young maybe it was just the lighting oh you're the water was the light was reflecting off the lake no I think I think you might have had some some work you So I don't look young anymore.

No, you do. I think you've had some... Thank you. No way to prove it. No way to find out. You'd tell me though, right? If you did? Can you go grab my cigarettes?

No, absolutely not. You put me behind this mic and you said that if I move, it's going to, like, fall off and you're going to be mad. Where are they? Tara? No, don't do that. It's not bad? It is.

It's that bad. Yeah, it is. It's really bad. Toro! No, don't. What? I'm just asking. Just go get them.

You can get up. The mic's not impeding your way out. Where are they? Don't you dare yell at Tara to come out here and do it. Ways what up like what? Got it? All right. So, Nate Bargatsy.

Huh? He's the best. Yeah, okay. Are we still talking about this? I don't know. What do you want to talk about? Clint? You want to play another? Let's talk about Bitcoin. We could, I guess. Aren't people who talk about Bitcoin, like notoriously annoying?

Didn't you win money off of Bitcoin? Yeah, I won money. How much money did you win? I won about $10,000. What'd you do with that money? I invested it wisely. With what? Just a question. I'm just curious. Yeah, I put it into myself.

What'd you do? Oh, my God, Clint. What? We can't talk about this? You can talk about it. I'm asking you, I'm trying to talk about it. What do with your Bitcoin investment? I bought breast implants.

Really? Jesus, Lynch. Oh, my God, you're going to have to edit that out. Why? That's like, that's a good conversation. I guess it is. May I ask? How many Cs?

Oh, I don't remember now. Let's talk about how they work again. I think what's like I don't even remember now. Is 500 crazy? Might have been four. I don't know. No, it wasn't four. I'm pretty sure it was.

It was way more than four. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying it was less. I don't remember now. I honestly don't remember. I have the paperwork somewhere, but it's been a while. So that's a good thing. Do you love it?

Love it. Best thing ever did. That's so awesome. It was awesome. Best thing ever. did. Better than having kids, better than getting married. Do you wish your money was still in Bitcoin, though?

Not really. P. She got your hoots. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, I would have had to live all those years. Do they look great, though? I mean, yeah, of course. Okay.

I'm just curious why I've never seen them. Okay. Oh, my God. We've been friends forever. We have. How long have we been friends now? We're like family. That would be weird if my family saw my hoot, says you all.

Other people have seen them. Oh, yeah. That have known you less years than I have. Okay. Is that how we're basing it? I don't know. I just think it's rude. Yeah, it might be rude. You're fine with that? Like, you're just keeping them from me? Keeps me up at night, then.

Keeps me up at night. Yeah. Jesus. we totally got to end it that one you're going to have to take it right out Tara's going to be so mad at me what are you doing? Yeah she is

going to be mad at you Jesus So would you Would you buy Bitcoin Bitcoin again? Bitcoin Bitcoin Yeah well sure

Why not And if you raise money If you win on Bitcoin What are you going to invest in yourself after that. Bigger boobs. Seriously.

Peace are enormous. Already. What would I invest in then? Hmm. Probably more work. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. No, I don't know.

I'd agree with that. Yeah, I don't know. Just trying to... I don't know what I would invest in. Maybe Ethereum. I think it's really important that girls invest in themselves. Right.

Well, it costs a lot. of money in every way not just those that kind of stuff. I'm something like 10 grand. Oh my god. Well, I'm not just talking about that. There's other things too, right? What was wrong with your, your previous boobs? Well, it had two kids. I had nursed two children. And then what happens after that? I don't even know. Well, when you nurse kids, they get big and then small and then big and then small. What's the problem with that? Well, eventually they get small, but they've been bigger before, so they're kind of like a little bit stretched out, I guess. It's not anything wrong, No, I mean, there's lots of people out there with that, so I don't want to, like, alienate all your listeners.

They turn into a bag of dicks is what you're saying. I guess. I don't know. I don't want to alienate anybody who has that because for me, I just wasn't, I wasn't that happy with it after my second child. Well, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. Thanks. That you went and got them. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. You showed up the lake that day with them. That one day. You refused.

You showed Tara. Like, oh, I did? Yeah, you did. Oh, that wasn't at the lake. Where was it? Yeah, your winter house. Okay, so I've known you the same amount of time as you've known Tara. Oh, my God.

You are going to have to edit this. How about Tommy? Like, how long have you known Tommy for? My boyfriend? Yeah. How long have you known him for? Four years. Brutal.

Brutal. Has he seen him? Maybe five. Is he seen him? He's seen him twice. Wow. Wow. Okay, we'll stop talking about this.

Change the subject. I don't know why it's getting awkward. Wonder why. It's such a interesting story, though. You went from like, I don't know. From real boobs to be. Caboom! It's such a great thing.

Thank you. Thanks. You're welcome. And Bitcoin paid for it. Bitcoin did pay for it. I love that. You know what I love about it? Oh, finally, you're going to say something new.

Okay, all right. Well, when I used to be at, you know, parties and stuff talking about Bitcoin, not, like a lot, not annoying. But people would be like, hey, I heard you about Bitcoin. Like, what's that about? And I remember my ex used to just be like, oh, God. What's his name? Here she goes. I'm not going to do that.

My ex. Husband. Elle? He would say, yeah. You were married before? I'm still married. And he would say. You're still married?

Are you shitting me? No. I haven't done the paperwork. Oh, you know what? What? That's sad. Why? Why do you guys still marry?

Because I put it in his capable hands to divorce. And I'm just waiting. Okay, so anyways, he would say, oh yeah, that stupid Bitcoin. It's never going to do anything. And he would be annoyed by it. Okay, so it dropped down to 17,000. the other day and I texted you yeah and I said what are you what are you going to buy it are you going to buy it like what do you buy it I still have some not much I think I still have a

I have a little bit tucked away it went up to 69000 or something like that I think I sold at only 22. Hmm I sold at 22,000 oh I wasn't very high 20 oh yeah you did well I did well I would have done a lot better if I kept it, but I don't have any regrets, honestly. You got massive tits now. Thanks. That's true. I'm in trouble for saying that. Yeah, you're going to have to really do some editing.

I don't know if I'm going to edit this. Just leave it. Is it that bad? It's kind of bad. Why? Don't answer that. No. Okay, fine.

So, yeah, should we play another little... How many do you have? Is that it? Would Tommy be mad at me for talking like that? I don't think he would expect anything less, honestly. I'm sure he would be not surprised. If he was here right now, he'd be grabbing them. I don't know.

You know he would be. I don't know that he would be. I'm going to have a cigarette. Undercapisode coming up. See? See? What are you going to talk about? Fallon's poops. Fallon suits.

Why wouldn't you? I don't know. Why'd you bring it up? It's kind of a big deal, Fallon, when you showed up at the lake one day. You didn't have any, and all of a sudden you have enormous boobs. I said I was going to get them. I told you guys that. It's a big deal.

Okay. That's the most important thing. Don't. Felon's ditties. No. Oh, my God. This podcast is trashed. You're going to have to throw it right in the garbage.

This is the worst podcast you've ever done. It might be. I'm proud to be. part of it. Look at this. Look at this thing. I know. Well, I love that you left the tape roll on it. It's like, look at it. You have to hold it. Like your wedding night when you made the one hour's speech, you can hold a mic for an hour. I know you can. Did I hold it? Weren't you? I don't know. Oh, I don't either. I just remember. Was it an hour? It was 45 minutes. Let's talk about my hour's speech. Let's play it. Do you have it? No. Oh, it was good.

Did you like it? there was a lot to it. I started off sober and I was drunk at the end because it was really long. And after my speech you got up and what did you say? I said when Clint started talking I was sober

and people laughed so hard the roof almost went off the place. That was a funny joke. Because it was true. You took so long. There was so much page turning. Page turning and page turning. Do you still have a copy of it somewhere?

Yeah, I do. I wrote that and when I rehearsed it, it was 15 minutes. Oh, I don't know about that. And then when I sat down, Steve, my best man says to me, I said to him, I said, it might have been a little long and he goes, do you think? It was, it was the longest sweating speech I've ever heard. I know I saw people just like blotting their brows with napkins and like just. Why?

I don't know. Just fatigue. dehydration. Oh my God. Was it that bad? It wasn't bad. It was long. It was good, but wow.

It wasn't bad. It was long. It was good? People were hungry. People were waiting to eat. People were waiting to eat. Waiting to speak. Did you put a Superman thing on?

No, that was somebody else. Oh, no. Okay. The MC tried to put a super thing. Superman on. on me. I don't think this one's, I don't think this podcast is going to make the cut. You don't like it?

I kind of enjoy it. Well, I'm having fun. We talked about Bitcoin. I just don't think it's like, I don't think it's going to appeal to your audience. Maybe we should focus more on. You know what? You know what I think. Who gives a shit?

True. Like, really? Like, why would I, why would I care? Because sometimes I got to do things for myself. And I love having you here. Well, I love being here. Thanks. I love being here.

We need some music in the background. Not a lot to have it. Copyright and such. So this is what I did for my hundred episodes. This is what you did. There was so many things we were talking about today that we were like, we should talk about this later. What was one of them? I don't know.

I don't remember a single one. No. I said remember that name, bring it up on the podcast. Yeah, you said that about five times. But you didn't remember it. Did you? No, that's why I asked you to remember. I lost my notepad.

You were in a movie. I was in a movie. Thank you for bringing it up because I don't like to bring it up, but I sure love talking about it. Tell me. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Goldie Hawn.

Did he call you a racist? No, I wish he did. Did he touch you? I was six. And yes. No, no, of course not. Do you remember meeting Mel Gibson? Well, no, because he was just a few scenes.

Like, he was just a few feet away from me and I was in a few scenes. Most of them ended up on the cutting room floor, unfortunately. I was only in one in the end. One scene. One scene. Buying ice cream. And I was six. So I'm standing there pretending to buy ice cream.

What? What? Markets Square in Victoria. Vanilla. Well, that's great. That's where I'm going with this because I was like, I'd like a chocolate cone or something to my mom. Because my mom kind of weaseled their way into this with me, even though I was the one that was handpicked to be in the movie. Oh, nice.

From my head shots. But anyways. Awesome. So I said like, oh, I want a chocolate cone or something. And this lady behind me, she said, you know what, kid? We're not really getting ice cream. It's not. It's just a movie.

Oh. And I was like, yeah, I know. I'm, like, I'm getting into the scene. Did you actually think there was going to be ice cream? No, not at all. I was just trying to add a little bit of kind of depth to the scene. Right? Like, just trying to.

At age six? Yeah, I wanted to earn. So you didn't get any. No, there was no ice cream. I did also, because Kurt Russell was there. He's Goldie Hans. Oh, yeah. We all know who Kurt Russell was.

If you've heard of him. I don't know. Kind of a little back alley actor named Kurt Russell. Anyways, I met him at the Royal BC Museum and he hugged me. Really? Yeah, I got a hug from Kurt. Why would you meet him all of a sudden? Well, he was there with Goldie.

At the movie? At the museum, separately. And I was at the museum as well. Like, just like this is after the movie? During the filming of the movie, I went there. And my mom was like, oh my God, it's Kurt! Wow. Yeah.

That guy's incredible. He's so good, isn't he? Yeah, he is. He's the best. The guy's unbelievable. And why didn't you ever keep up being an actress? Because you... What was your part?

A girl buying ice cream? That's it. Yeah. Yeah. I peaked at six years old, and that was the height of my... Can I show a clip? You could have you could. I'll edit a clip in.

What? I'll edit a clip in. Yeah, edit the clip in, please. Okay, so let me set the scene. Okay. We're in Market Square in Victoria. Yeah. Goldie Hawn is wearing a purple leather outfit that's amazing.

Why wouldn't she? She's got a purple mini skirt, leather. Yeah. Leather jacket. She's had enough of Mel's nonsense, and he's kind of like her bad boy ex-boyfriend, and they're fighting and they're running away together, and they're walking down the stairs. Why have I've never seen this movie? I don't know

That's an amazing movie Okay What's the name of it? I'm pretty sure it went an Oscar It got a nod At least Why? So you didn't go to the Oscars?

I was invited Oh, are you shitting me? Yes Oh yeah, I never got invited And I don't think it got a nod Brutal Yeah, I don't even know if anyone's heard of it It's not right

Anyways, it's a great movie Edit the scene in That's for me to decide That's my money We've got plenty of it there What's the problem I worked hard for it too, damn it. Well, you couldn't carry something smaller?

What do you carry hundreds around for? Status or something? No, emergency. Well, this was an emergency. Yeah, but it wasn't my emergency. Look, it's that that keeps half the people in this world starving. You know that? I don't see you feeding the poor.

And there's me buying an ice cream. Sexy. Six years old. Didn't have fake tits. See? That's inappropriate. Extremely. this whole thing's awash

you know what maybe we should do a part two like maybe tomorrow because we just got off the boat a little hammered and this is new to us right

we're not really acting ourselves but I think you don't think we are is this not how we are I think it's I feel like I just want to talk normal to you talk normal then okay tomorrow okay we do a part two we get off the boat and we sit here

how long is it going to the thing is the hour set up it's already set up felon you're going to leave this all out tonight i'll take the microphones away in the computer okay so what took what took an hour this which you're going to take out and then put back in you should say That's not for part two then. Whoa. Oh my God, Clint! What happened?

Are you fucking serious? I'm sorry. No, it's fine. I love it. I love when people dump drinks on me. And that's broke. Can you take the cap off? I'm sorry.

It's really cold. You had a lot of ice in that drink. All right. Do you want to pause and do a part two tomorrow? No, I think we should just finish it off with the phone call here. Oh, right? Are you so, you're wet, eh? Okay.

Oh, not it. No, you're silken wet. I'm sorry. I love it. It's good. Are we going to go on the hot tub tonight? I think we should do part two in the hot tub. Oh, my God.

I think that's a great idea. All set up over by the hot tub. Oh, my God. I think that would definitely have to get all edited and cut out. I don't know. It's not that amazing in the hot tub. No. I don't think people.

want to see our old bodies. This is your idea, so I'm bringing it over to you. It's my 100. Nice little... Balance idea. Maybe you could get a sponsorship. Growers. Is it growers?

This is actually Okanagan harvest pear, which is one of the best of the two liters, I must say. Much better than Glacierberry. This is what we do, guys. Fallon comes over every year and we buy two liters. Actually, it's only the second year. We've done this. I've been doing it for years. And we passed up back and forth.

I feel like it activates, like, some sort of gene in you from high school where you used to drink these. And you get kind of high school drunk. So there could be some tears. There could be some, could be anything. You don't know what's going to happen when you drink this. Orgasms? Probably not. No?

Do you have a lot of orgasms in high school? I don't know, like, what, you know. Yeah, it did. mostly by myself. Yeah. I don't know why I'm acting so sexual. I know. It is.

It's so sexual. Why am I acting so sexual? Why don't we play a call? And then we'll try to get back to... I'm in so much trouble over this podcast, guaranteed. I think you're just going to have to scrap the whole thing. Talking about your hoots and... Yeah.

Yeah. It's been a wild ride. And how I can't see them. Right. Not allowed to even though we're family. That's going to have to go. It's just nice having a girl on the podcast. It's nice to be a girl in the podcast.

Drinking Harvest Pear. With a drink in my lap. Sorry about that. Yeah, that's okay. So do you want to pause? Why don't we restart the whole thing? Oh, do you really think it's that bad? Well, I don't know.

When you watch it, you're going to have to, decide. No, maybe it's fine. Let it let it ride. I think you should show the audience what you look like. What do you mean? You haven't looked at the camera once. Yes, I have. I just said, hi. Sorry to keep you waiting. RCP, mental health, Justin Trudeau, some other thing that's in the news. Brenda Lucky. Okay. No. Just wondering. Hello. Just got questions. what's the question

thank you to do yeah thanks dude those are good topics what topic I guess Justin Trudeau oh god then he said what's in the news

what he said oh I know it's already been sad just a wet blanket it's a pill it's creepy yeah

he had some good suggestions very big what's in the news it's going great things are going great We're doing great at this 100th podcast. Do you like my thin black arm?

Mm-hmm. Touch my thin black arm. It's really good. Why don't you just take that off and just like... I'm trying. I taped it, so I can't. Yeah. I don't know.

Let's not get serious. We don't need to get serious. No. We could call it. And I guarantee you the moment I turn this off, that's when we start talking. talking properly. Okay, we'll just start talking properly now, but you're going to have to edit and mash up.

Okay, okay. I'm asking you right now what part to edit out. No, be honest. Saying that I haven't shown you my boobs. Is that bad? No, fine. Leave it. Leave it then.

Okay. Is there a reason why you haven't? Inappropriate, right? I think inappropriateness would be the number one reason. Okay. So when girls get fake boobs, they show everybody. True. Look at them.

See them. True. I've known you my entire life. And you're like, no, Clint, you're not going to look at them. You can't see them. I think it's really rude. Right. And you're fine with that?

Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I feel like I feel like I don't show my friend's husband's my fake boobs. Well, that's wrong. That's wrong. Maybe society needs to change. Maybe society is what's wrong.

That's the problem. Society. Yeah. Or you. Yeah. Maybe you're the problem. You might be the problem. Definitely.

But I appreciate them and I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Happy 100th podcast. And I appreciate you coming on the channel. And how I just saved you from a mosquito bite between your life. Oh, they're all over me. They're all over me. All right.

Cool. call it? Yeah, call it. It's been a great podcast. That's a wrap. Thanks for watching. Thanks for having me. Will you come again?

Oh my God. Yeah. You will? For sure. She's coming twice. I knew you were going to be like this. I just knew it. I did.

I did. I did. So you hate it. No. I don't. hate it but it's not working it's not working well it's just like I don't think people are going to want to see us yeah maybe not why don't we just start the whole thing again act like we just sat down Clinton Jaws guys there's a website out there called clinton jaws.com subscribe

like there's also another website called the golden badge dot com if you want to get a fake badge you can go to this website if you're retired and a current member of the RCMP. And I'm sitting here today with Fallon. Fallon, I've known you for 25 years. I don't know. I'm not that old Clint. Let's play some messages. Let's play some messages. Anonymous girl.

You have another one from Anonymous Girl. No, I'm just saying we're starting over. We're starting again. Okay, yeah, let's do it. Candy. Yeah. I'm just kidding. We can't do it again. You would actually do it again.

I would do it right from the top, Clint. Like I said, I've been in a movie before. Showbiz, baby. You should have never stopped. No. You would be a main actor. Yeah. No, I know you.

Yeah. Like, I know you. Mm-hmm. And you would be a main actor in showbiz right now. I'm a terrible actor. No, you're not. Give me a line. Give me a line.

What are you going to do with that beef jerky? What are you going to do with that beef jerky? I can't even say it. What are you going to do with that beef jerky? Now, try it again from the top. What are you going to do with that beef jerky? I like that. That's good.

I never would have been. Oh, hold on, hold on. Where's my beef jerky? Where is my... No. Where's my beef jerky? No. Where's my beef jerky?

Where's my beef jerky? That one. No, try it again. Where's my beef jerky? You got beef jerky? No, I'm not. No, try that one. You got beef jerky?

I don't think I would ever say that. Oh, God. You got beef jerky? Did you take my beef jerky? Did you take my beef jerky? No, I don't like that one. Did you take my beef jerky? Why'd you take my beef jerky?

What? Say it again. What? Why'd you take my beef jerky? I didn't take your beef jerky. Oh, so you did believe what I was saying. Yeah, I can see why you never followed through. It's an art.

It's an art. Why am I slunched over? Here you go. Oh. All right. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just like covered in a drink. A little bit sticky over here.

Play the next call. Oh. No, the next call is not a good one. Okay, we'll skip that one. I don't think it is. It's not a good one for us. I think it might be like serious and shit. Oh.

I can do something. serious. Where's my beef jerky? Hey, love the video there yesterday. Oh, yeah. I can't agree with you more. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm not how many times I'm sick and tired of hearing this. I'm going to make your community safer with the banning of assault-style weapons. This guy's a good guy. Barry.

How did this work anyway? You know, well, I banned assault-style weapons, so you're, you're, you're, you're, you're community is safer now. Oh, so organized crime and gangs and have their quarterly meetings, sit down and listen, man. Got some bad news guys. Crusher here is going to explain the new ban on assault-style weapons. We won't be able to use these anymore. Just because he's put a ban on it, but they magically disappear? The people that are responsible for the violence are going to follow any of this? I think they should propose.

I think Trudeau, you know what kills more people, you know, and should have something done about it? Diseases. Cancer. I think the Liberal Party should stand up and introduce a bill that will ban

cancer. That's a good idea. Yeah. I see how fucking effective that is. It's a cocks sucker. Anyway, you're always doing great, buddy. Keep it up. I'll see you later. this guy. Oh, man. Chris, Chris Barry, I think his first thing was so terrible, but he's such a great guy. Yeah, he's right. You know, the whole thing about like, okay, we're going to make them illegal now.

Bad guys don't care about illegal. It's only benefiting the bad guy. Bad guys don't care about illegal. If everybody else can't have them and they can because they don't care. Right. It's making them more powerful. Yeah. I agree 100%. I mean, bad guys don't care about illegal. I mean, bad guys aren't like, oh, there's a law. And now, okay, I guess I won't do this. That's just only the good law abiding citizens that are now going to not have firearms. Wartman, 22 people were murdered. The biggest mass murder in Canadian history, he got most of his guns from the border. Yeah.

Crossing the border. Did you even know that? Well, I do know that bad guys don't care about gun laws. No, of course they don't. And all you have to look at is a place like Chicago. They have very strict gun laws. But every weekend in Chicago, you know, 10 people get shot. Kids get shot.

It's, they have gun laws there and it doesn't do anything. It's happening in Canada, too. It's happening in North Preston. It's happening in Toronto. Kids are getting shot. Yeah. And you know what they say? A gun kill.

Right. Timmy. Yeah, they do. A gun? A psycho. psycho killed Timmy. Yeah. Insane.

Yeah, I know. They do that with vehicles too. Like if, uh, so somebody drives a vehicle through a Christmas market, right? A car. They'll say SUV kills seven people. Right. They will. They'll say so bizarre.

Yeah. SUV killed seven people. Okay. No, Tom the gangster killed them. Right. Yeah. And they can do it with a. Because he wasn't in jail.

Right. But he should have been. And if you don't have a gun, you can mow people down with a vehicle. There's lots of ways. It's a very dark subject. But like, you know, if you're a psycho and you want to kill people, you don't need a gun. I'm liking you more and more. You know what?

There's quite a possibility because we're pretty, like you and I were, I don't know, I think that if we did a couple of these, it might be something. Okay. Might be. I could phone in. You'd have to change your outfit. Right. What would I wear?

Your bathing suit? Right. You're the one that takes us off track. I'm fine to talk about all of it. Yeah. So I'll be in my bathing suit talking about gun laws. And that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Yeah.

And that is true. I do believe that with all the school shootings and stuff. We were talking about it last night. We were? You know. I don't remember last night. Do you remember last night? Oh, yeah, of course.

Remember? Do you know what I was going to name my podcast? I remember? No. Sorry about last night. That's a great name. I know. I was going to name my podcast.

Sorry about last night. I don't even know if people can see me right now, but. It looks like we're very zoomed out. I'm going to zoom it in. on the edited team. Sorry about last night is good because here everybody, somebody always has to apologize for last night. Every time Fallon comes over.

Although we've been good lately. One of us wakes up and says, sorry about last night. Well, it might not be one of us. It might be one of the psychos from the trailer park that comes over. They've never said sorry. Oh, they should. Do you know we have psychos at the trailer park?

It is a trailer park full of psychos. Yeah, it is, isn't it? It actually is. Yeah. So you can back me up on that. Oh, yeah. Because I did a video on it. Sausage fingers?

No, I didn't talk about big fingers. Okay. Should we talk about that? Well, I don't know. Okay, let's, I think we should. I wasn't going to talk about this. Okay. but okay you got your fake tits okay hold on what it well you did i think i'd like to frame it like

this newly divorced looking very good at that time better than no you look great phallon thanks but i was just kind of fresh off the the divorced uh what does that have to do with i don't know i just think people that summer seemed to be there was i was attracting trailer park men what was happening. So I was here and then somebody showed up that I didn't know. No, no. We were down at the beach and this guy started talking to us and his nickname is sausage figures. Well, this name came later after this night and I gave it to him. But okay. Sausage fingers, we shall call him. Yeah. Okay. So I remember he just showed up here at your house. We're all sitting here right here. And he shows close friends sitting here. He shows up.

up in his golf cart or his no yeah quad his quad right first time ever he's never come up here before i've never met him but i think they know randomly i think they know him so i'm polite well i thought you and tara knew him of course right but i'm just saying i'm being polite because i think he's like a friend of yours well he yeah we did we we we like the guy because he was goofy he was a drunk yeah he's a truck driver not that that that means it anything. Well, I mostly like, I actually really like truck drivers for the most part. In this case, Chris Berry.

Psycho. So he shows up. He goes like, hey. When he gets up to him? And we had to entertain him. We entertained him. We gave him drinks. Well, he actually left to get his own drinks.

So to the point where I wouldn't give him another drink. And he goes, I'll be right back. I got to go get some more drinks. Okay. Yeah, that did happen. And then he comes back. And then what happened? Well, somehow we all ended up in the hot tub.

No, what do you mean somehow? He went in the hot tub? And then we went in it with him. Why did we go in? Because he was in there being weird and we felt weird. So they were like, I guess we should all go in the hot tub. And then what happened when he happened? And he's married.

I should preface this by he's married. So I'm like, okay, I guess we're going in the hot tub. Should we be talking about this? Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Okay. So we go in the hot tub. and I'm in there and Tara and Clint are,

they're, you know, flirting with each other and they're being all cute. Stop the press right now. They're being all cute. You guys were not paying a lot. Okay, well, whatever was happening. I've never flirted. Whatever was happening. They were not paying a lot of attention to me and what was going on with me.

Oh, I seen what was happening. So he, well, if you did, the next part of the story doesn't make sense. So he started grabbing between my thighs and putting his hands like on me and grabbing me. and grabbing me and I'm like okay I got one question did he finger bang you no god no I would never let him get that close but he I think he would have had I just sat idly by but like how did you stop him I kept moving away and going right beside Tara and then I was like okay I'm going to get out now that's what happened so I was like okay I'm getting out now you know what I remember you saying Clint helped me oh my gosh yeah you said that maybe I did no you did no you did

I guarantee you. Maybe I did. Yeah, I was really, it was in a very uncomfortable moment. So I was like, okay, I'm getting, so we all got out. You got out, I got out, Tara got out, and Psycho got out, sausage fingers. Yeah, you ruined that night. So you guys went in to towel off and like rinse the chemicals on my body. No, no, I was sitting right there.

No, no, no, no. It was 30 Celsius. I'm sitting right there, so I know what happens next. Okay. That's not how I remember it, but I will continue. Okay. So then I go into, at this time, it's a few years ago, I didn't have a trailer yet. We were sleeping in a tent, right?

Yeah, we were right there. Yeah, we had a tent, we had a tent here. So I hopped in the tent with my two children who were sleeping. Oh, they were so young back then. So young and innocent. And I hopped in there. Your tits were so fresh. They were very fresh and new.

See, I got to edit that part. That's not right. Yeah, it's bad. Keep on going. So I, um. Fresh titties. Stop it. You're going to be making work for yourself to edit it.

He knew it, though. He was like, oh my God. Are those fresh? So I'm in the tent. I know they're fake, but are they fresh? Trying to go to sleep with my children. Freshly baked. No, you're going to have to edit all this out. So I'm in the tent with my children and he comes and he shakes the tent.

He says, you're not game. Yeah, he does. He shakes it and he goes, you're not game. He kicked it. Maybe. Maybe kicked and shook it. Yeah, we watched it. He kicked it.

Oh, okay. And he goes, he goes, you're not gay. Yeah, I think you're inserting yourself into the story. You guys left me and you. No, I watched it. Oh, okay. And then what did he do? He hopped in his.

So then he hopped in his quad. He hopped in his quad. And I heard. Right there. Right there. Right where we're sitting, actually. And I heard a screech and then a smash. And he smashed into like a sunfire or a Chevy Cavalier or whatever it is that they were

parked. next door at the Airbnb house, which is a nice house park next door. Oh, yeah, the Airbnb, we got an Airbnb right here. Right there. They love us. They love us. So anyways, smash. I hear glass breaking.

I hear reversing and then peeling out. So the next morning, we wake up and we're like, oh, my God, what a night. What a fucking crazy loser. That guy is. And then these people next door at the Airbnb come wandering over and they're like, they're like, do you know? What happened to my Chevy Cavalier or my Sunfire or whatever it was. And we were immediately like, yeah, sausage fingers.

Trailer 89. First and last name, license point number. Here you go. Because he's not a good person. And then two months later, a cop shows up at my house. And he goes, do you know about this clip? He wrote down this thing down here. And these people are trying to get their payment for fixing their vehicle.

And I said, yeah, this guy shows up. this is what he does and the cop goes oh you know what when i talk to him i'll tell him never to come over to your house again yeah and i said i said no that's not what i'm like i don't want any hassle right right that's not what i'm saying okay but part of me thinks that that's what the cop said oh and that's why he started being such a dick that's why he's trying to fight me on the beach right yeah so there's a lot more to yeah let's not go into part two let's not go into part two okay but that Airbnb B we're in the hot tub last night we're sitting there and guess what happens Peter comes over Colin is his name Peter Colin Colin Colin to cops okay I'm coming

okay let's wrap it up pause it up I was gonna tell you about Colin coming over to our hot tub and his bare feet that's part two thanks for watching bye bye bye thank No, it was horrible Come on inside So you can't hear me, right? It's really fun Tara 10-4-10-4-10-4 Tarra can you grab me some tape?

Any tape anywhere? It's broken. What about a rubber band? Anything. Well, okay. You know the rubber bands we have? That rubber band ball in the door? Oh yeah, we got a bag of rubber band.

Is your dog really going to do, fix his ear? Unfold your dog's ear. Will you fix his ear? Nope. I'm going to leave it like that. He's not going to do that, right? Do what? Just sit.

Look at this. It's about the, look at this. What about the rubber bands from the rubber band drawer? Twine? Stupid. Ooh. I expected a lot more professionalism. No, it's not.

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