Clinton Jaws - Sorry About Last Night | Ep 3

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

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Yeah, not like Saturday Night Live. What do you mean? Well, they don't really sing on there a lot of times. Oh, she's probably not singing. Well, I think she was. I heart radio performance. She probably has to. What do you think of the video, though?

Like her outfit? No, just the whole, the video that she made. The one we just watched. Yeah. Yeah, it was really good. What video do you think I'm talking about? I don't know. Maybe like there's an, that's not the official music video. Yeah, it is?

Is it? Yes. Oh, no, it's not. It's from, it's live from the Heart Festival. And she turned it into a music video. Okay. Well, I liked it and I liked her dancing and I liked her outfit. And I thought her dancing was, was good. Not bad, eh? Yeah.

I feel like it's hitting me, you know, and I hope it hits you. The song? No, no, no. What I did earlier. Oh. Anyways I can't use your last name, right? I don't know.

You can say it and then cut it out later. Well, I'll just say your first name. Everybody, Fallon, this is Fallon. She's back on the show. Back on the channel. Hi. Thanks for showing up. Yeah.

Yeah, thanks for having me. You're welcome. Yeah. It's been about a year, two years now. a year what the hell yesterday he said it's been a year well yeah i haven't seen you in a year i'm just giving you a hard time okay how many months because when august hits yeah fall and go bye bye yeah well at least you know that it's not personal it is it's 100 per okay how do you not take that personal honest to god i don't see anybody else either that's not true that's not true okay

that's not true okay i just yeah I like to have a little downtime after a busy summer. Are we allowed to say that in your drink is there's no alcohol? Are we allowed to say that? What do you mean? Of course, you can say that. You can say anything. Okay, our last two podcasts, we got ripped, bro, and drunk.

Okay. And now that's not happening. I could have a drink. I thought you were going to bring some growers and be like, ugh, look this for what we do. But you've kind of calmed down on the, on that part you're like i'm gonna cut it out of my life i'm gonna get not true i only i i just had a couple drinks two weeks ago i'm just not drinking as frequently is that weird like last night

you thought i was drinking last night but you weren't but you thought i was you didn't notice oh what you talked you went to bed at 10 no i did what are you talking about phelan would never go okay what time midnight you was not midnight it was not midnight it was It was. I was in, dangling. 11.30 then. I'm down. Yeah, 11.30.

Okay. Wow. And where were you? On a front. I was hanging, I was partying in the hot tub. Alone. Yeah. We were hanging out.

Nobody else will come with me. Okay. Well, nobody asked, but. Oh, there has to be an invitation. Really? No. There doesn't. Exactly.

You didn't want to. You weren't feeling it. I didn't even know it was an option. Oh. It's usually your idea. When you've been drinks, see, when you drink, you come up with these ideas. And then. Yeah.

You stay up. Oh. And then when I don't drink. It's kind of like the beginning of this, how this beginning of this podcast started when you don't drink. The middle and the end will be similar. Yeah. I'll have a drink. I thought that there was going to be a bottle of growers or something.

Well, you said, hey, Clint, like, I'm trying to, you know, want to stay healthy. So I'm kind of cut that part out. And so I'm not going to, like, go out. Okay. Well, that's nice, like, that you respected that because I didn't expect that. Oh, we'll always hang out with you. We'll always respect you. Well, I was just, respect is a little silly.

I was kind of joking about that. Oh. I was surprised that you, no, it wasn't funny. I guess I'm surprised that you, I thought you would just drink a two liter of growers yourself then. That was the thing that you and I, you think I go out to the beer and wine store and buy growers for myself and I chug it back. Do you think I do that? No. No, exactly.

This was your idea, the growers. These are crazy ideas. And so every podcast, you guys don't know, but every podcast we do, which is like two. Yeah. We share a bottle of growers and it goes back. You know, it's growers, right? Yeah. Or it could really be any two liter of like cheap.

Yeah. Any two liter of like juice. Yeah, it needs to be kind of like a purple. Like Glacierberry. Yeah. Yeah. Is it blackberry? Glacier berry.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember Rockaberry? No. That's what we had for graduation. Rockaberry. Jugs of it. Yeah.

Well, I'm not anti-alcohol. I'm just trying to chill out a little bit. Yeah, there's no rip-roar and drunk anymore, though. That's not true. Well, when you hang out with us. Okay, so why have... I just got here last night. Okay, why haven't we seen you for like...

In four months, it'd be a year. Yeah. So why haven't we seen you? Invitations open to Victoria, too. Did we get one, Felon? Yeah. Oh, what day was that? What day was that?

I've offered you guys to come any time. That I've never had one offering. Okay. August, September, September, November, October, November, December, January, February, March. And to March. Yeah. So let's just say April. Yeah.

How many months is that? I have invited you guys here. Why don't we get Tara? Do you want to ask Tara? I've invited you to my house. Ask Tara. Why don't we bring her down? down here.

Then what? Like, I can't say what I want to say. What do you want to say? Well, I might, like, blurt something out. Like, I don't, I, I don't think I could ever do a podcast in front of an audience. Those are the best ones. Which ones? Name one one right now.

Well, yeah. Legion of Skanks is pretty funny, but is it, audience? Yeah, but it's the most offensive podcast in the world. I feel like I'm looking behind me. What's back there? And it's my bad. It's my bad side. No, it's not. Then why didn't you trade me? I think it's my bad side. It is. Fuck, you should have traded me. You should have traded me. What can't we talk about? I don't know. There's quite a bit shorter list of what we could talk about. What do you want to talk about? I'm not allowed to talk about your hoots, but thank you for bringing them today. I think we covered everything that we needed to. I got to bring it up every time. Okay. Are they real? Yeah. Okay. It's weird.

It's really weird that they'd be real. Okay. Enough's enough, right? Yeah, what else do you got? He's not going to get in trouble? No, it's fine. Leave it in. Hey, you see that shirt there? Mm-hmm.

Do you give a, what do you think of it? Don't fucking bullshit me either. I don't know what is it about it. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Can you show them? I don't know. Hold on. You can't reach? Oh, for God's sakes. Here, give it to me.

Okay. Here. Here comes the trigger. She doesn't know what it means. What does it mean? Is it you going to shoot somebody? You know what? I just realized it was really dumb of me.

But I did a video. And it's called Here Comes the Trigger. Oh, like you're going to trigger somebody. Yeah. Keep on going to elaborate. Because you're going to say something that's like going to, you're going to, upset some people. Yeah.

I'm the fucking trigger. Okay. Right? Yeah. And when I put that on, I'm walking towards you. Look out because I'm the fucking trigger. Okay. That makes sense.

Now, is that awesome or not? I think a lot of people, well, yeah, I guess on a couple levels, right? Because some people are going to think it's about gun violence. What do you know? They're not. And then they'll be triggered by it. Yes, of course. Some people are going to be offended by that shirt.

Oh, God. So it worked. They sound like a Democrat. I'm not saying they're right. I'm just saying the shirt. I'm picturing a chick wearing it. Okay. And I'd be like, that's cool.

Yeah. She thinks of herself as the trigger. I like that. I like it. That's good. Okay, put it on. Okay. Okay.

Actually, so I bought nothing but men's. Really? I know you want to put it on. I bought nothing but men's, and then I bought four for girls to see if they would sell. Yeah. And the shirts, the girl's shirts, they look like little baby shirts. Can you fit that? I think so, yeah.

I mean, but I don't know. Maybe not actually. No, I can't. Give it a shot. I'm okay. Oh, wow. Wow. I was about to sell some shirts.

You put it on. Anyways. Anyways. That was long and dumb. Did you make any other shirts or just put it all the eggs? I'm not talking about my other shirts. No, there are. other shirts then?

You just go to clinton jaws.com. You can buy some shirts, guys. Yeah. Nice. So let's pretend there's no microphones. Let's pretend there's no video camera. Okay. Okay, go.

Like we, it's, would you not say that we got the relationship where we can talk well together? Yeah, and that's why I said last night. Yeah, well, last night I said we should do this the first night because we always talk so much on the first night. And Picus, this is a second night you've got nothing to say now. No, that's not true, but you just come out kind of swinging on this podcast.

You're mad at me about the last six months or year. Maybe I should edit that part out. No, leave it in. Let people see. Well, God, man. We hang out with you all summer. Not even all summer, okay? No, it's not all summer.

It's June to July. No, May long weekend. And then you're like, nope. I'm here on spring break. I come on May long weekend. I invite you guys over. I invited you guys to come and stay and do a shop. That was yesterday you invited us over.

No, no, no, no. No, I've told Tara, you guys should come down, you can go shopping. Earlier today, I said, you should come shopping in Victoria. And you said, I'd rather die? You said it's too far. Yeah, I'd rather die. Well, maybe not die. So, yeah.

Why would I want to go shopping in Victoria? You could go shopping and then come hang out with me and the kids and Tara and get it all. So I'm just saying, like, if you don't like it or like it, I invited you. What month? I've invited you. There's an open invitation. And every time I talk to Tara, I'm like, you guys should come down. We said that to you too.

You know what? We were planning a trip to Mexico that you canceled. Yeah, that's true. Well, we couldn't get the dates right. I wanted the second week of, I wanted this week. Okay. Let's go. What do you mean?

You can have this week. No, you guys didn't want to do it because it was spring break. That's not true? Yeah, it is. We agreed to do spring break with you. Fallon. Get Tara in here. Fallen?

No. You know we did. By the time you did, it was too late for me. By the time we did, I was looking every single day. And then I'm like, oh, Val's not going to go now. All right. Pour me a drink because I'm going to need one. Pour me a glass of wine or something, please.

Maybe we need to do more of these. So what you want me to do is you want me to, oh, you got a cup there. Yeah, I have a cup. Do you want some ice? Yeah. Do you want me to put my cummy hands on the ice or do you want to do it? I'll do it. Don't be weird.

Okay. Okay. What kind of wine is this? Well, can you hold out your cup, please? Is that to oxidate it or oxidize it, whatever they call it? Just pouring it, fella. Oxygenate it. All right.

What's your plan? I want to say to you that when we did a podcast last time, yeah, because I reviewed it. One point in it, you said, Clint, I'm just here to pump your tires.

Okay. And I didn't like that after I reviewed it. Uh-huh. Did you cut it out? No, no. I wasn't triggered by it or anything. I'm just saying I thought afterwards,

I thought, no, it's not to pump my tires. This is your podcast. Oh. And I wish I would have said that. Okay. Well, I wasn't really pumping your tires.

I think I made fun of you a little bit. Yeah, there was no pumping at all. Yeah. But I just want you to know that it's your podcast. I don't remember saying that. You left it in? Yeah? I'm just here to pump your tires.

That's how you said it. You still thinking about it. That's why I'm here. Okay. But this is actually your podcast. So because the first like 10 minutes of suck have completely sucked, you have to take responsibility for that. Okay. Okay.

And I will too. Yeah. Good. So we've got that out of the way. This is good wine. Pino-gris. 1199. All taxes is in.

That waitress last night. She said, we don't have any pino-grisio, but we do have pino-gris. What the fuck? was wrong. Was it the one with the weird hair? Yeah. Well, we shouldn't, no, we shouldn't be mean to people. We shouldn't be mean to people in Porte-Alburning? Yeah. Of course you got to be mean to people in Porte-au-Bernie. I don't know about her hair. Walking around like zombies. I know who you're talking about. So I said yes. I don't know if I agree her hair was weird, but her attitude was poor. Why? I don't know. Everywhere I go out. It's just bad service now. Yeah. In Victoria, it's really

bad. Like if I go out in Victoria, I get abused by, well, not abused, but emotionally abused. by like 20 somethings. They're rude to you. Like you go to a restaurant. Waitresses. You're like I'm not looking at their camera. Waitresses. They're not nice anymore.

They used to have to suck up to you a little bit. But now they're like. They were worried about their job before. Yeah. Don't you think that's what it is? These businesses can't get people. Yeah. Well, why is that?

Are people on like something else? Because people said, you know what? I don't have to fucking work. So where's the funding? Like, what is it? Oh, they figured it out. They have figured it out to have little money but not work. Yeah.

Maybe it is that. It is. It happened right after COVID. Like they shut everything down. Yeah. And then when they started back up, nobody wants to work there. Well, everywhere in Victoria has help wanted signs. Everywhere.

Everywhere. Everywhere. And it's not just, it is entry level jobs, but it's not just that, right? It's like construction, crane sites and like crane operators. Everywhere they're looking for work or employees. Yeah. Like I remember during during COVID, all the dental assistants Yeah. Their wage is spiked.

Yeah. So all the dental assistants just went, they left their jobs and went to somebody who's going to pay them better. Yeah. Disloyal, but. But understandable, right? I guess. But yeah, I don't know what's up with the servers. They're dicks. Like, they are.

They were just asking like a normal question. terrible. They're just like straight-faced and, you know, I try to be funny and they're not going to laugh or smile. Like, go fuck yourself. But we asked us a regular question about somebody working there and she was like, and like, and what of it? It was like very odd at how she, she was like, she goes, I don't know if he's working tonight. What do you mean? You don't know if he's working tonight. I know, but then she's like, he's coming in tomorrow. Kay? She said like, okay after her. And I was like, weird. And then I said something. I started laughing. I'm like, we wanted to bug him. And then she went like this.

The cab driver was weird, but I used to love flirting with the waitresses. Like, you can't anymore. Oh, not. None of them look good. Forget flirting. Why don't think? I'm not trying to flirt with them. I'm just trying to be nice to them.

Do you think they're on only fans, like the servers? Because there's none. That's what. Everywhere. I've heard, but I don't know. It's taken over. Like, if I was a chick and I didn't have parents, I'd be on only fans. Didn't have parents or kids or like anything.

thing. Anybody you're accountable to. Well, what I'm saying is I would have been raised differently without parents. Okay, no, what I mean is, okay, that too, but like if my parents weren't here. To judge. Yeah. And I was a, you know, semi. I don't think the money.

A semi hot show. The money's not that good. I was, apparently the average is like $187 a month. Yeah, but think about it. Think about all the Beauforts that have signed up for OnlyFans, okay? I don't know what a Beaufort is. Well, you're talking about like the ones and the twos and the threes. Right.

Like, how many is that? Like, yeah, a lot. You know, you could be a goddamn six and have an OnlyFans channel and never have to work again. I don't know if that's true. Absolutely 100% without a doubt. You could try it. Well? Go ahead.

I'm not a girl. There's got to be a market for men. No. That's not fair I just can't see that Where's the equity in that? I just hope my kids don't get one You know you don't know what the world's going to be like

In like 10 years Yeah That's why you got to kind of Give them a little bit of shame On that stuff Yeah and talk about God Yeah It's the only time I ever bring it up

He's watching Something like that, yeah Yeah, no, I think a little bit of God is good for that stuff. It is. It's good for me. Yeah. I wasn't even Catholic, but I used to go down every Sunday with Andy. Because Andy's parents made him go there. Mm-hmm.

And I would get up there and have the free bread and wine. Do you remember that? The body of Christ? Yeah, you have to put your hands like this. Free bread? We look like shit. We had mullets. We just, well, we came with our.

clothes that we just slept in. If you can, can you cut a picture of you and Andy in at that age right now? I think I got one. Okay. Maybe two. Play it. Oh, I got a good fish one. Yeah, we got some fish.

My parents let me go out on my own and go fishing with Andy. We didn't even have our driver's licenses. Is this in the orange boat? Yeah, the little 14 foot, 15 foot boat. And there we are. Like, and we, me and Andy are floating around. We're floating around in the ocean. And I'm putting, in the ocean?

In the ocean? In the ocean. It's windy as shit. Pretty like, okay. Yeah, that is actually insane. The boat's filled with water. That's insane. I thought the lake.

Lake is like, fine. It's not, I wasn't that weird. Like, it has a steering wheel and it's comfortable. Yeah, but the ocean. Yeah, and this little tiny boat. Even in bigger boats. Yeah. That's crazy.

putting out the lines. I got the deep lines. Oh, I'm putting out the deep lines. Is this here? Like in the inlet? And then you go out? Down the street. And I put out my lines and I'm putting them out. I'm in the back of the boat. Andy's driving. He's steering. Okay? Because you have to keep the boat straight. Because we're going against the wind. Against the wind. And all of a sudden, I hear Andy say, Clint, what's this big, looks like a, some kind of big wire that we're about. about to go over. Oh my God. No. And I'm like, do you mean we're about to go over? And I'm like, what the f.

And I hear. Oh, my God. Something's honking. And I look over. I'm holding the fishing rod. I look over, I see a tugboat. And then I see the logs that are attached to the tugboat. And we are about to destroy the boat.

We're about to go over it. And I went, what the fuck? I dropped the rod and I cranked their fucking reel. Or not the real, the wheel. And all the lines tangled. Everything was fucked up. Oh my God. Deep lines were ruined.

But we saved the boat. Yeah. You don't want to get in an accident with a tugboat. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing, man? What are you doing? What was Andy doing? He was driving. He didn't have the sense.

Isn't that unbelievable? I think back at that. Yeah. He thought, I guess I just go over it. Oh, my God. And my parents let me do that. Yeah, but now it's a good life. Anyways, we came home with two massive salmon.

Oh, you actually caught something? Or you had already caught it? No. That was game over at that point. After the line? Oh, we went into the river and did some bad things. And we came home with two fish. That's all I'm going to say.

And then his dad was like, because I went to Andy's house. Yeah. And his dad. What does that mean? You went into the river and did some bad things. It doesn't matter. We went to Andy's house and his dad's like, what the fuck? You guys got those?

But you didn't. From the ocean. They were from the river. Doesn't matter. And then it doesn't matter. I can't say. And then that picture was taken that you just saw there. The picture I just saw.

That's very cool. Oh, you didn't see it. No, I know. I'll imagine it. Yeah. Nice. Well, yeah. Hopefully our kids don't get only fans and they don't get in a tugboat accident. But I would totally understand if they did. You got only fans? Really? No, don't say that.

What are you talking about? You don't even have to show your face. It's forever, though. You don't even have to show your face. Well, I don't know. Maybe you make a little bit more if you do. I don't know. I don't know. It sounds like you do know. Well, I'm on TikTok and it's funny, eh? They don't ban that. stuff, but the moment you show a cop arrest somebody, they ban it or they ban so many weird

things on TikTok. Is that right? Are you still banned on it now? They're always, they're about to kick me off again. I had 35,000 subscribers. It was going through the roof, millions of views on like four of the videos. Yeah. Gone. Did you make a new account? I did. Okay. But I can't. And I've already, I've had maybe five or six videos that they've deleted. They've taken them down and it's a strike against you. Yeah. So I don't really put a lot of time into it. But I think maybe 10,000 subscribers on that without even trying.

Yeah. But you don't know what gets you banned, really. Yeah, you've got to kind of, you've got to learn the hard way. Right. And then once you get banned, it's over. You can't negotiate it. You start. No.

Well, yeah. They're not even, okay. So they ban my account. You can appeal if you want. Just hit this button. So I hit submit and I start writing. Yeah, writing your life story. This is why you need to bring me back.

Please bring my back. Yeah. Here's my likes, my dislikes, my thoughts and beliefs. Let me back on. No, get this. I fucking hit send. Okay. Dear Chinese government.

instantly an automatic message comes back you can never have your account restored i'm like what the fuck you didn't even read it so you wrote this thing poured your heart out oh yeah immediately said no when i hit the send button another email popped up it's like um what are those things where they i can't think of the name but they basically like hold you ransom that ransomware stuff anyways continue tell your story i'm done no you're not done there's more i'm very forgetful right now for reasons. There's more to the TikTok story? Yeah.

There is cyber in it before. They asked you to prove who you were. Oh, I don't know if you should tell this. Okay. Leave it. This stupidity. Just got it. You know, I'm supposed to say things that you don't, that make you, you know.

Or scared to say. Okay. I like saying things that I'm scared to say. Okay. Well, I don't think it's that stupid, honestly. I'm laughing because it's just crazy the world that we live in. I don't think you were dumb to do it. One of my kids came to me and said,

Dad, my TikTok account has been gone. Oh, okay. I thought this was in relation to your account. For what reason? They said, because I'm not old enough. And I said, okay, we'll appeal it. So I go to the appeal and they said, submit your date of birth and we need identification.

And I'm like, okay, did I tell you this? I told you this? I think so, yeah, because I know. And so I take a picture of my driver's license, and they come back and they said, it was weird. They said, declined, we need more information. Something like that. Yeah. I'm like, oh, God, okay.

Then I took a picture of my face. They wanted me to take a picture of my face. Yeah. Holding the driver's license. And a picture of the newspaper. I'm like, oh, fuck it. Where's my passport? So I take my passport.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. And I give it to them. I mean, that's going to acknowledge my date of birth and I'm good to go. And it came back again. No. Sorry, we're going to need a little bit more. And I'm like, I had to say to my kids so I can't get it back.

I just gave China. Yeah. Well, everything. Everything. Everything. And I thought, I sat there for a second and I thought, you're an idiot. No, you're not. What are you talking about?

No, I'm not. Well, you're not. I mean, everybody who signs up for TikTok, the... I gave TikTok my passport and my driver's license. They already have it. I think they already have so much. When you sign up for TikTok, the terms of service say, we can access everything you type on your phone's keyboard inside and outside of this app. All your stuff is basically over to that app as soon as you agree to it. Yeah. So you're not stupid for doing that. And now there's apps that like Maisie tried to sign up for an app the other day. My daughter tried to sign up. for an app and she's like mom it's telling me that I need to take a video of you and me and say these words to get approved so they want us to like make a video of her and I

and then send it to them and then she can be on it wow it's like a kids app like a kids social media thing and I was like that's weird I don't want to do that and then a few days later I had to do a criminal record check for something and they make you use the BC services app and they want you to do the same thing you have to take a video of yourself holding something and say like stop and like different words. It's getting creepy, I guess, is what I'm saying. And I don't really think you were stupid for doing it. It is getting creepy.

Yeah. But I'm smarter than that. Well, I had to do it for BC services the other day. Maybe I just didn't care. Is that possible? After I thought I shouldn't have done that, but maybe I just didn't care. Yeah, I don't know. It didn't give a shit.

Is it what's really going to happen? That's true. It's going to make it matter, right? Well, I guess we'll find out. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I can't believe you didn't put on my shirt. I can't believe you asked me to put a shirt on in the middle of a podcast.

Well, I'll put it on. Like, do you want to cut it and then I'll come back wearing it? No, I don't want you wearing it, though. That's okay. You don't even understand what it means. I think I made it the mistake because you're the second person to tell me that. I'm like, well, it's not the way that I'm going to interpret it, but it's the way that other people are going to interpret it, which is making the shirt good,

because that's the whole point of it is it's going to trigger people. Well, what shirt were you wearing today out of the deck? A $4 H-N shirt. What's it say? What's it say? Out of this world? See, that's offensive. Out of this world?

Oh, wow. Okay. Really, Fallon? Yeah. Out of this world. It's not about me. Oh, who's it about that? I don't know.

That's how I interpret it. Okay. It's just a... Maybe you have a point. It's a song lyric. Am I allowed to... I'm not... I can't smoke a cigar in here.

Can I? I don't know. Why? Because you get in trouble or because you... No, because you're staying here. Oh, yeah. You can, I guess. Just open a window.

It'll be fine. You wouldn't want me to, though. I wouldn't mind. What if I open the door? I don't want any, but I don't mind at all. Okay. Hold tight. The ironing board.

That's the door thing. Yeah. I ironed down here. What was that getting? A cigar. Aren't you glad you put it away? Put what away? What are you talking about?

The thing. Okay, so the one thing I wanted to ask you about, why'd you make that face? I'm not asking you. I'm not asking you. Scratch it off the board and forget it. You ever have a hard time finding batteries? What the fuck?

Are you being serious right now? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Why did you bring up batteries? I'm like weirded out right now. Why did you? Because it's written on your whiteboard.

Oh. Shit. You read it? No, I just saw the batteries thing. You can see that from that far? No, it saw it earlier. Oh. You freaked me out.

Why? Were you going to say yes? You have? Oh, they're just... Batteries have just popped, like, they've... I don't know. Just the word. It's...

The word? Say it three times. Batteries. It, uh... I've had it like a long history. With batteries. With batteries. Looking for batteries. Like batteries are always in your life. Yeah. You have to be. It's designed that way. My big battery. You know what the guys used to do in mission? My constables? They would say, I shouldn't say this. No, I want to hear it now. I'll like this first. Say things you're afraid to say. Brave spaces. But you don't do that. I think I do. To a point. It's not my podcast either. I'm just a guest.

I'm just here to pump your tires. Don't say that. Where was I? Constable admission. What about them? Said something about batteries that stuck with you for years, because here we are. So the guys, we had an ongoing joke. I didn't come up with it.

But if they were at a call, oh, so bad. Is it bad? Well, I feel it's bad. I'm starting to cringe right now, and I don't even know what it's about. Ew. No, I don't know. It's not that weird. What?

Okay. It's just guys being guys. They would say, Corporal Jaws. Do you got any batteries? I need some batteries at my call. And I'm like, okay, I'll bring you some batteries.

And it was code word for, hot chick. Oh. That's not bad. That's pretty bad. Is it bad? I feel terrible telling that story. Oh, I don't know if that's bad.

But I would hear my constables be like, hey, John, dude, I need some batteries. Like, you want to come and check it out. Right. That's bad. Is it bad? I guess it is. I don't know. I don't think it's bad for men to think that women are hot.

We're cops. But you're people. I'm sure people have a- People don't get that, though. Code words for hot people in retail and restaurants and stuff. Like, that's a thing. Yeah. And, well, maybe not the code words, but the code, you can't exactly say hot check over the radio.

Yeah. But in a restaurant, you go into the back and you're like, oh, my God, table of whatever. I've got a fucking beast at my table. Yeah. That's what you'd say. Yeah. Yeah, you just don't have to have a code word. I think that's natural and normal and approved.

and it didn't make me cringe at all. Yeah, but you can't do that as a police officer, I don't think. No. You agree? Well, I don't know. You can't do a lot of stuff as a police officer. It's not like we're even doing anything. We're just checking out the call, right?

Right. But you're going there unnecessarily. I mean, you're... We're so bored at night shift sometimes. Right. You know, it might be a Sunday morning. Running out of ice. And wine.

You want me to pour the wine for you? Might need some help. So yeah, I don't think that's really bad at all. It's not how you pour it. What? No, stop. Oh, wow. What?

Nothing. What? Is that too much? Did I take too much of your wine? Honestly. I guess I got to get more. I guess so. I feel like Kramer.

Yeah. Welcome back. A member of Griffin's something. He starts eating popcorn during the break. It was so funny. Okay, I'll stop drinking your wine. No, you know what? It's made me a little bit more.

Better? I guess. I don't think better. Welcome back, Fallon. Holy shit. I know I got to get used to it, but. We had fun last night. Did we not?

I actually just heard crickets in the... We did have fun left, though. What was the fun part? We went out. Okay. And the fun... I don't know. I guess we didn't live up to your standards of fun.

I thought we had a really fun time. I laughed really hard about a bunch of stuff. I don't even remember you laughing. I could not stop laughing. My face hurt from laughing. I never... Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not lying.

I'm not making this up. I don't remember you making one laugh. That's on you. I was laughing all night. Got to do a smoke rig. But you were out in the smoke pit all night. That's why you don't remember. remember having fun because you were out side.

I was talking to people. It was nice to see people, actually. People who rubbed your tummy? No, people that I like grew up with. Who rubbed your tummy? Oh, Diana's. Yeah. It was the first time I got high.

I told you that, right? First time I got high and I thought I was dying. And I was around 17 or 18. and my heart rate was going through the roof. And I couldn't stop touching my neck like that. Oh, I got a spa story to tell you. Okay, can you remind me? I couldn't stop touching my neck.

Okay. And no, no, it wasn't Diana. It was Michelle. Michelle. No, you kept saying last night Diana Spencer, which is... I did drugs in the back seat with her. When? Last night?

No, when we were kids. So her name isn't the same as Lady Di. That was Diane. I had two stories. Okay. But you mix up the names then. But Michelle, I got so high, she told me to lay down on her bed. And so I did.

And then she started rubbing my belly. Your tummy. My tummy. Yeah. And I didn't like that. Isn't that weird? I didn't like that? Well.

I'm like, I don't know. I'm fine. And I got up. And then I told somebody about the story. You actually told her from me. She said, I'd never rubbed your tummy. And I'm like, what? Well, such and such said I rubbed your tummy.

So what's the truth? She fucking rubbed my tummy. Well, I said last night you should ask her if she really rubbed your tummy. And did you or didn't do? I went outside. I got her. And I said, hey, remember when you rub my tummy? Yeah.

And I got, she goes, no. I don't remember that. at all, Clint. But then she said, hold on, then she said, on 12th Street. She said, did that happen on 12th Street? So, I don't know. I think it sounds like she remembered. Oh, in the basement on 12th Street, no, that never happened.

I don't know why she denies it. Like a girl would remember that. She liked, well, yeah, obviously she did. She's rubbing my belly. But I had a girlfriend. Did you just imagine it at all? Oh, no, it happened. I got very, I was like, I don't know if I like Michelle too.

I mean, you'd have to be pretty high to imagine something that didn't happen. Well, yeah. I don't know. So was she, like, maybe she was nervous that your girlfriend was going to find out and beat her up or something. Was that the? I don't know. I can't remember who I told, but I told somebody and it got back, got back to her. Oh, you wanted it to get back.

No, he didn't. Yeah, you did. Why would I want that? Attention? Attention. I'll see. Yeah, I'm going to spend this entire. Goddamn podcast.

When I edited it, I'm going to have to be like, increase her volume, decrease your volume, increase, increase. Okay. Increase. Okay. It's just, it's hard to like. Do you ever watch Joe Rogan? What does he say to his guests all the time? Speak into the mic.

Speak into the mic. Yeah. I don't know what. You know what. Okay. I feel. I know. I feel like I started this podcast with, I probably shouldn't have did what I did.

What? Before the podcast. Oh, I see. Probably shouldn't have. No, I think it's going great. Okay, thank you. I'm not failing. You're doing great.

Am I doing good? You're doing so good. So I am here to pump your tires. Confirmed. It's not my podcast. It's your podcast. Don't do that. I just, I told you earlier.

Don't do that. Why don't we have a podcast together? Because we live far away from each other. And if I said, well, why don't we just do it? You would be like, that's not going to work. No, you don't do it virtually. I could literally come down once a week. You just said.

Just wait. I could literally come down once a week. Yeah. And like we could do like like five podcasts in that one day. Five podcasts. Well, we fucking, we do it in the morning. We're changing outfits like each time. I would want to.

Well, you're giving away the secrets. Okay. Well, what else? Let's give away some more secrets. No. Change outfits each time. Yes. And we just crack it out.

We'll have content for a week. Holy fuck. But we talk about topics. Right. Right. And you'd have to be able to quit your job. I'd have to be able to quit my job. You can't just say anything.

You are big time. Am I seriously? Winnie the Pooh. Why didn't you tell me that? I've been like this whole time. That's why I don't like this. It's this fucking chair. It's the chairs and no table.

Like I want to be leaning forward, not back. It's like, you know. I've ruined it again. Why don't you just put us in a. couple Tommy Bahamas. Like, you cannot look at it in a Tommy Bahama. And that's what I feel like you've put us in. Okay.

Anyways, where were we? We were, I was saying we should do a, have a podcast together. And you're like, no, you can't do it. In my garage? I'm just going to, we can build it anywhere. Well, I have that corner. Yeah, there you go. Okay.

And then what? Wait, if we, we have fun, we just fucking, have fun. We create something. It would be fun. Do you like living life without creating? No, I hate it. Well, you're not doing it. I know.

You're just like, okay. Okay, I'll pay my bills. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna work for the man. What a loser. Hey, maybe I get a $2 raise today. Yeah, I know.

I know. So why not step out, give it a shot? I need money. If I win the lottery, I will. Maybe you're not putting enough work into it. If I win the lottery, I'll do it. We just said. Okay.

And I do buy tickets. You know you're not going to win the lottery. Why? Okay, Fallon. Okay, well, don't ask me for any money when I win then. I have a friend who's dad won the lottery. $20 million. It happens.

Has she changed? No. Actually, no, no. Really hasn't. I would change. Would you change? Would you change? I'd buy a quad.

You've already bought a quad. I sold it, I shouldn't have. Just buy all your stuff back. Would I change? No, I've already won the lottery. Aw, Tara? That's not what I meant. Just cut out your response to that.

No, I bet. That's not what I meant, though. I'm not talking to my kids. I'm not talking about my family. Okay. What am I talking about? I don't need any money. Right.

Like, honest to God, then I thought about this one day. I'm like, I'm buying a lottery ticket, right? And I walk out of the store and I'm like, if I want a million... That's not enough. That's not life-changing. I mean, it is life-changing. I don't want to say it's not life-changing.

Of course, it's life-changing, but it's like... I would just be like, oh, oh, wow. It would make absolutely no difference. Oh, well, it would make a difference. I think it's bitchy. Not with my happiness. No, probably not. Because I've got enough money.

Right. Well, they do say there's like, you know, as long as your basic needs are met, that it doesn't have an impact on your happiness. It's when you get into the lower. I would just upgrade everything, I guess. If I had more money, like I'd get, you know, instead of having two boats, maybe I have two amazing, like, half a million dollar boats. I would do that too.

I would do that too. Just upgrade. Pay off a mortgage. But I have everything I want. Like, I got the two boats. Right. I got the two cars. Yeah.

Or four. I got three boats. We count in the green one. Count, count the, yeah, it's the green ones. The brakes just went on it. I was, do you want to hear this? Yeah. So I'm going out the lake in the green car.

Okay, it's a beater, guys. My green car is a beater because I like that. I love kind of roughing it in life. And it's nasty. The kids cry when I pick them up from school. It's bad. There has been a rat in it once. Don't say that.

It was parked at your house, Fallon. Okay, with the window down. You guys brought a rat from Port Albany. No, we picked it up at your house. Okay. Anyways. So I'm driving out. I'm coming home from the lake at the lake place.

And I'm like, damn it, because I'm so stupid. I'm like, did you shut the front door, Clint? Oh, my God. That's like OCD. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know if you did, Clint. And I'm like, I got to turn around now. Like I'm almost home.

Okay. And I got to turn around. And I go to turn around. I hit the brakes there aren't any. Wait, where are you at the lake or here? I'm driving back from the lake. Almost here. Yeah.

And there's no breaks on your street? Well, your street's pretty flat. No, I don't know why I said I'm almost there. I'm halfway there. Okay. Okay. I'm still out the lake driving. Oh.

Are you on a hill? pull over and I hit the brakes right to the fucking floor. Oh my God. And I'm like, maybe I shouldn't go back. So I drove home using the e-break because the front went, but I only have back. Can you get in trouble for this? No. Who cares?

I don't fucking care if I get in trouble. Good. I need trouble. Publicity. But the front brakes went. and when you touch a brake and I think I'm right when I say this but when you touch a brake pedal

the first break to hit is the front and then the more you push it than the rear engage oh so I and the e-brake is attached to the rear brakes so I use the rear brakes all the way home okay with the e-brake

yeah why did I tell that story because we were talking about what you would upgrade you would keep the green car. I would keep the green car. If I had, I don't know, $100 million, I would keep the green car. You know a guy just knocked on the door the other day and wanted to buy it? I think I told you that last time. Well, you guys mentioned that everybody wants to buy it. Everybody wants to buy it. Everybody they want. They want it. Well, I've rats in my backyard now. Nobody knows where they came from.

But they weren't seen before. They've always been there. Your green car came to my house. Oh, yeah, right. Well, yeah, that's what I would do too. I would just upgrade things. So, I mean, really, a million dollars isn't, like, you can't quit your job for a million dollars now.

But my point wasn't, I wasn't, I don't need to quit my job. But I need to quit mine. I'm retired. Oh, I don't really need to quit mine. But to do what you're talking about, I would need to quit mine. It's not true, fella. Why can't you do two things at once? You're doing it right now.

I know, but to really. say whatever you want, you have to, like, not work for anybody, I think. You know? I guess you're right. I think so, because you have to be able to just say anything. Isn't that, like, that's so sad. Yeah. That you can't really not only say what you want to say, but talk the truth.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, it is. Well, yeah, it is. I guess. I think so. It's terrible. It is.

It's, boom. The thing, the reason I said, oh, is because people say your truth, right? It's my truth. And I think that's like a cheesy saying, but you should be. No, I said the truth. I know, I know. But at the same time, even though I think it's a cheesy saying, I think. The truth is cheesy?

No, no, your truth. How dare you? The word your truth. I don't even, yeah, that sounds as age. It is. But at the same time, I don't feel like I could really speak my truth unless I didn't have a job, right? Well, I think it's presumptuous to say it's the truth. Well, maybe it is the truth.

I think it's I'm right so, come on okay I think I know come on but so does everybody

is these losers and the wolkenism and the diversity and inclusion like stop it shut up really I just think

why is diversity so important I just think everything should be fair inclusion I don't even know what inclusion means shut up

well the thing is they want to make things fair but hold on how are they unfair hold on but who's the judge of

What, like, who's the judge of what's fair and what's unfair? Okay, if they want, so you say they want to make things fair. You tell me one thing that they're trying to make fair. Well, anything, no, I don't want to get into this conversation. This is a dangerous conversation. But I guess my point is I think if you can say it about one group, like, you can't, I think things have to be fair by being equal in terms of like you can say it about this person. You can't.

Okay. I'm being careful now, see? I don't want to say what I want to say. Okay, we won't go down the road then. I don't want to say what I want to say. So I know it sucks. It does. It does.

It actually sucks. It's wrong. You can't say the truth. Yeah. And my truth isn't really vicious or anything. It's just that I think things should be fair in terms of everybody should be treated the same. Isn't that wild? And they're not treated the same.

Yeah. You know, I don't like being a white man. I wish I wasn't a white man. I wish I was indignuous. Because the benefits I would have would be unbelievable. unbelievable. I don't want to be a guest on their land. Yeah, I understand that.

So I'd rather be indignious. Who wouldn't? Well, I think they'd be the owner of the land. They would say that you wouldn't want to be because then you would have had to go through like residential school. Yeah, they've had it tough. Yeah. But how long are we going to talk about this for? Ever.

Forever. and ever. And then they're going to keep on saying, why is there an overrepresentation in jail? Why? Yeah. This is racism. This is racist.

And I'm like, no, it isn't. They're in jail because they're doing the crime. I was a cop. Okay? I know the truth. We arrested 15 people one night. One guy was white. We weren't hunting.

down looking, searching, lurking for a color skin. We didn't want anything to do with any policing that night. We just wanted to sit and read a book. Right. But all these calls come in. We have to react to it. We're going to it. And it wasn't the white population.

And it was even the kids, the children running around and breaking into the liquor stores. Like shit like that. Yeah. I have no experience with stuff like that at all. Well, that's why Duncan is Duncan. that's why there's cops and Duncan. Maybe I've said too much.

I think so. I think you're going to have to edit that out. But why? Because people will take it the wrong way. Who's talking? But, okay, take it the wrong way. Let's pretend you took it the wrong way. No, I don't want to do that.

I really don't. See, you can just get in so much trouble now, and I think it sucks, but you want to be able to say what's true. So you have to say that it's racism. So one side's allowed to say, you know, it's racist, that there's an overreperper. of them in prison. Yeah, I don't know about that.

And then if I say, that's all they say, that's all okay to say. But if I say, that's not true, it's because they're doing the crime. I can't say that. Well, I can't say that. So then the arguing side, but it's a fact. Well, the arguing side then says, well, yeah, they do the crime and the reason is because and, you know. Don't give a rat's ass what the reason is. There's an overrepresentation because they're doing the crime.

Sure. But I'm just telling you what, you know, you know, you're not arguing. arguing with me. No, I know. I'm playing with you. I know. I just saying there's a, you have to tread lightly right now. Oh, yeah.

Really? Well, if you want to keep your job. So, yeah, you have to acknowledge your pronouns. You got to acknowledge that you're a guest. Oh, my God. Like, I can't believe my goddamn kids. They're guests on this land. Yeah.

My kids, really? What did they do? Well, what generation are you? Well, you're white. Like, were your grandparents from here? No, they came from like Ukraine. When they were. Like, so that's what I'm asking.

When did your family? Because I'm like, I think my family's been here since like the 18 or 1700s, like for a long time. Oh, no, my parents, my, my grandmother was an American. Yeah. And my grandpa, like Ukraine? Okay. God damn, I don't even know. I think I saw a family.

I'm told I'm Ukrainian. Yeah. And then my brother says we're Jewish. I don't even know what a Jewish person is. Ari Shafir, he's Jewish. Yeah, what does that mean? Well, he does a whole special comedy special. I don't get the whole, I don't get the whole thing.

But my brother, there's a lot to it. My brother says, Clint, I'm telling you right now, we are Jewish. Does he celebrate Monica? Because your great grandmother was something. And I said, well, prove that the great grandmother was there. Right. And my auntie said, the last name, she changed her last name. But so there's not really, oh, is that it?

We're Jewish because she changed her life. Stuff like that. I didn't get the whole story. I tried to get to the bottom of it. I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to get to the bottom of that stuff. But two people in my family say we're Jewish.

I don't know. I guess you are. Maybe you are. Well, I think my family came over a really long time ago. to the East Coast. And so I'm like fifth or six or something, like many generations here. So, I mean, yeah, at what point are you from here?

I don't know. That's an argument that sucks out. Yeah. Yeah. You can cut it all out. No, we're not cutting out. I think you should. People just like to sit back.

You know, I'm going to, this is the part I don't get, right? Okay. So before the podcast, somebody messaged me like a guy that watches right okay and I'm gonna forget why I'm showing you this because it can take me a long time to find it here it is and he goes uh his name's Doug why would his parents name him Doug you know what honey we'll call him Doug you know what I mean don't touch a Doug by his cover have you ever dated a Doug did you ever like a Doug no but I had somebody help me on the

phone the other day named Doug, like a text. Yeah, yeah. He actually blew me away. Doug, my name's Doug. As soon as I got him, I was like, he's not going to have a fucking clue how to help me. Doug? I even said that to Tom. And then he ended up totally fixing

everything, and I was like, Doug came through. You wouldn't believe it. He had to go ask somebody else, but he did it. And I was blown away. Because when I heard Doug, middle age, maybe late, late, middle age guy, going to help me with something that I couldn't figure out technically.

And I'm pretty technical. I was like, I'm fucked as soon as I heard Doug. And then. Or help on Margaret, my name's Margaret. Helen, I'm Helen. Okay, Helen's not. And I live on Helen Street. Would you believe that?

I like when you call the help, like support places and it's the states. I love them. Sometimes it's China. It sounds like China. It sounds like China. Okay, it's that accent, though. Well, anyways, I like getting the States. They're fun.

And they like us because we're so nice. Oh, I would love to talk to Americans constantly. When I go to Mexico, I just love talking to the Americans. Yeah, yeah. And getting their point of view. I agree. I love them too. Like I'm in the pool with a dude.

Last time I went to Mexico. and his wife. We met him on the last day. And she's like, we really wanted to meet you guys. She's hammered up. When do you leave? And we're like, one hour. Oh.

Anyways, I'm talking to the husband about politics in America. And he's saying stuff like, no, no Trump, man. No Trump. No, absolutely. I'd have voted for Biden again. He's given reasons why Biden and I'm just like biting my tongue. No. I'm just so shocked that you.

would vote for somebody that's suffering from dementia. We all knew that he was. Yeah, people argued it, though. I said that and people were like, that's not true. And people, I think even now people still say it's not true. I think people are holding on to them. He's not even leading. He's not even the president. Yeah. And we voted for him. I don't know. Yeah, it's bad. It's really bad. Things are way worse now. But of course. He'd rather have that. That guy in the pool would rather have that. So I'm like, man, dude, I want to like you. So I stopped talking.

I just agreed with him. I agreed with him. You got to sometimes. I have to shut up. Because if I would, like, it would have been a bad interaction if I'd be like, oh, dude, I think people are idiots for voting for him because he's not even there. He's not even with it. Well, you know, it used to be not really polite at all to talk about politics or religion and all that.

Now. Why is that? Why now are we talking about it? Well, now people lead with it. He's just so haywire. But they assume, everybody assumes, in my experience, everybody assumes that you're obviously on their side. You agree with them.

And so they just like blatantly talk about it and talk shit about people that might not think the same as them. And you're like, oh, okay. It's very fine to talk about it as long as you're on a certain side. And then, and they just assume that you're on that side. And so, yeah, I find it odd. They do. The left do think you're on that side.

And I hate the left right thing because I never thought of myself as right. I think I'm in the middle. I was left. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, even I would say I was left. Me and the woman were sitting upstairs back in like 20, I'd say 13 or maybe 15, 2015. Yeah. And all this left and right talking.

Yeah. And she says that she's left. And I'm like, I wonder what I am. What are you looking at? I don't know. What was I looking at? I don't know. Where was I looking?

I don't know. Okay, I'm listening. I'm looking around. I'm just. And so I brought up the definition of left and right. Okay. And I was left. I think I was looking at, can I have a Red Bull?

I don't want to mess up the mic and reach. Do you want one? What the fuck? No. Hey, can I tell you a story? I'm going to tell you a story. Remember last summer? We were doing Red Bulls?

No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We've got to get Red Bulls. I think we even hopped on the cart and went down to the golf cart and we drove on the road and went down to the store and got Red Bulls. Plastered. We were plastered. Okay.

Do you want? No. You put wine with the Red Bull? No. What the, no. If you want to put this, you make it so that I can't move. So, okay. So what about the Red Bulls?

So we started doing Red Bulls. Mm-hmm. And I woke up in the morning. And I didn't tell anybody that I shouldn't tell the story. We're going to stop it there. Wow. I thought I was having a goddamn heart attack. Oh, okay.

I'm like, what's wrong with me? Yeah. I'm like, I'm dying. Yeah. Like the mornings after, like that summer, last summer, didn't you just feel like a fucking train wreck? Yeah. I was like, oh. I guess I always kind of feel like that when I drink too much.

that's why I try to dial it back because I'll have a bad week, I find. A bad whole week? Kind of, yeah. Like, I just get, like, anxiety and I just feel, I have weird things where I think something's, I just don't feel great. Can't you just do it on the weekend? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like, even if I just drink on the weekend. You're not.

You're drinking Red Bull. Oh, you're saying the Red Bull is a problem. Oh. I think Red Bull's bad. It got me jacked. I don't know if I'm right. I don't know if I'm wrong. But I thought I thought I was going to have to drive myself to the hospital in the morning.

I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. And I remember you guys are trying to talk to me? I'm like, don't talk to me right now. I'm like, really? Yeah, I'm going out of my mind.

Why are you not so, like, not forthcoming with stuff? No. No, I hit it. I'm like, ah. So weird. Just tell you. And then you guys are like, you want a Caesar? And I'm like, oh.

And did you have the Caesar? Probably. That's the cure. There was no. But with you, now there's no social lubrication. It's cut in half. I just drank two glasses of wine. You gave me even a raised eyebrow because too much.

I was drinking too much of your wine. Yeah, that was impressive, I guess. I got to be impressed now with a drink. Anyways, you want to know what Doug said? Oh, yeah, Doug, Doug and the Slugs. He goes, this was today. Wait, who's Doug again? I don't know. You're going to find out, I think.

Doug emailed you. Yes. Okay. Message. Hey, man. I hope a vid is coming soon. Oh, no, I felt bad we were making fun of Doug. No, you're allowed to make fun of somebody's name.

My name's Clint. Okay, I went to the spa. You know what they wrote on the cup? Cunt. No, they did it. I swear to God. Did you take a picture? I swear.

No, you're not allowed phones in there. So I said to the. woman, Tara, I said, I'm bringing this, I brought this cup to every fucking stage. We went it. Because I'm saving the cup, right? Because it is, they wrote it. It's C, L, and they did an I, but it wasn't an I. It was a U. It was a U. So they did a U. And T. No, C-U-N-T. And I was going to go, I was going to take the cup out and go, excuse me, are you, are you looking for this person? I'm not this person. Oh, wow. You know, you might want to find where cunt is. I can't leave you to take a picture of it, though. It makes me question everything.

Okay, I brought it. Yeah, you can ask her. Okay. I brought it to every single station and I went through all the stations. Okay, so you can make fun of a name. Fine. And I leave it in the lobby. I just left it there.

Then we went for dinner and I went, fuck. Is it a paper cut? Yes. I forgot the cup. Yeah. You blew it. I guess I was going to show all my listeners. And now would have been the perfect time.

Do you go to spas? Not often enough. Have you and Tommy ever went to a spa? No, we don't. I don't think he'd like that. Oh, it's a real hoot. Yeah, I think he wouldn't like it. That was awesome.

Me and, me and Tara went to the spa the other week. Did I tell you about this? No. Holy fuck. Okay, it's nice that she bought that for me. It's nice that, do you know what the nice part was? Just hanging out with her, okay? Yeah.

Yeah. But she didn't like that I wasn't enduring it enough. You know what I mean? No, I don't. Tell me what you mean. Okay. So stage one, you go into a quarter of a pool. And I'm like, okay.

Like, what do you mean? It's like a quarter of a pool. It's like this podcast. And I guess it's got all these sensual things. It's got minerals. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. Like, what's next?

And she's like, well, I mean, enjoy it. Okay. Enjoy it. What do you mean what's next? So the next part was four different showers. I swear to Godfalan. I hop. So I go into one shower.

We're facing each other. Are you naked? No. No, I got shorts on. That's another thing. So I'm sitting there and she's sitting there and I have to watch her take the shower. And she watches me take the shower. Oh my God.

And so I hit the button. What button to turn the water on the wall? Okay. It was fucking. 10 fire hoses shooting at my body in this direction. Did you know? In this direction. And I'm like, in the water.

No, I didn't. I swear to God. I didn't know it was like that. And then she starts laughing because I'm like, I'm sticking my head out. I can't breathe. And I go back in and it's so uncomfortable. It's like it is like a fire truck hose at my body. Oh my God.

And I'm like, and you have to sit there for over a minute. And Tara's facing you. watching this and you guys are in like a little box of some sort like a shower. Yes. Yes. I love it. So then we go to the next one and. Was there a button on the wall? There's a button. You hit the button. And you pressed it again? Of course. It's a different shower now. It does different things. Like it just buckets of water on top of your head. Did she press the button? We go in after we're done. We look at each other and we hit the button. She's got one shower. I got another. Then I try her shower out after. Oh.

Well, I couldn't wait for this part to be over. I said, do we have to do the last one? Yeah. You're not liking it. Just relax. Relax. Enjoy this. I got to enjoy this.

And I'm nude. Like, I'm not nude. You're not nude. I got shorts on it. Are they your shorts? Yeah, they're my shorts. Okay. That's good.

But the problem is there's two girls like right behind us. They're on our heels. and I'm like, fuck it. Oh, it's like mini golf when somebody is right there. Exactly. And so I just wanted to keep on hurrying things up. Or you might want to let them go in front of you. Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, very golf. But I didn't like them around because I'm wearing a, I'm not wearing a shirt. And it's winter. It's different when you go to Mexico, right? After a couple of days, you're naked all the time. Basically, you're walking around noon. And everyone else is kind of, yeah, I know. But all of a sudden it's winter and you got to take off your clothes in front of people.

You know? It's not a good time to do that. At the end of it, we're in a bath. Together? There's, no, there's two. She goes, she can go in together if you want. But there's two, like right beside each other. It's the bath full of water?

It's filled with water. Okay. Any kind of special water? And I feel bad because Tara was so into it. I'll go with Tara next time. But she's like, okay, Clint, what you do is you rub this stuff on your body. Just rub it all over. It's good stuff for your body.

Yeah, that sounds. nice this all sounds amazing for a girl for a girl it does okay okay and so I rub all this stuff all over my body yeah and I'm like what kind of stuff is it I don't know it was pebbly okay it's like pea gravel oh it's an exfoliant I don't know and I'm laying there and Tara's happened the time of her life right she turns to me she goes don't talk just enjoy and I'm sitting there in the bath with these girls running around and I'm like I feel like a fucking tit. Did you enjoy it for one second? I feel so girly. At any point did you enjoy it? When she said like just enjoy it she just she kept on doing this looking at me.

She would look over. Are you enjoying it? Like look over. You literally had to look over. And I'm like yeah it's awesome. Still doing good. You don't like it. You're such a guy. Did you enjoy it for I enjoyed hanging out with her. Yeah. And I enjoyed hanging out with her. Yeah. And I enjoyed going for the dinner. Okay. But the showers and the tubs and stuff? No. I don't know why it was good in Mexico.

You did this in Mexico too? That was free in Mexico. They had the cold plunge. Oh, you want to hear about the cold plunge? Do you want to hear about the cold plunge? So you hit a button. Is this in Mexico or here? Here.

What we just did. Okay. I hit the button. I said, I'm going to do it. And a waterfall of, I don't. I don't know. Minus 16 water. No.

Okay. What is it? Oh my God. That would shock you. And you would have a heart attack. I'm going to tell you what it did. I can't tell you what it hit me. And I jumped the fuck.

I jumped the fuck out of there. My back completely ripped apart. It ripped apart. And I'm like, is that my back? Or am I actually having a heart attack? They kind of warn you like things can happen. And I jump in the warm water and I'm like this. Oh my God.

And she's like, what's wrong? I said, I think I think I'm actually having a heart attack. That water. My back is pulled. It's completely. It was an, and then I go into the other, I'm trying to get rid of it. Yeah. It was excruciating pain.

I hope you complained. No, but I realized it was some sort of Charlie Horse. Are you still allowed to say Charlie Horse? I've never thought about that as anything other than. I don't know. Sounds racist. I'm sure it is. Thank you.

Okay, I have to go to the washroom. Can we, we're going to apologize that. Maybe we should stop. We could. Oh god. Wow. Should we skip the calls? Oh no, we gotta do the calls.

Let me just use the washroom and then we'll be back. Yeah, we've been down here way too long. We have to do some calls, I think. Hmm. Shouldn't be smoking this. Why is that wobbling? Here she comes, ladies and gentlemen. Fall and B.

Mm-mm. What? We're gonna shut the door. The smoke's gonna go out. going to go out. We got to contain it into your living area. Yeah. What do you think? The ironing board. Yeah. Holding up the door of the ironing board. Let's take some calls, but, you know, so much other stuff I wanted to talk about. And you know what? You're getting married, right? We've got engaged in the winter. Yep. That's nice, right? Yeah, it is nice. Isn't it nice?

I don't know. I think it's nice. You sign a contract, right? That's nice. Yeah, I love those. Well, yeah, you do. Because you're signing one. Yeah. Oh. That's really good. That's a cab driver last night.

Signed five. Oh, yeah. He had five marriages. Yeah, he didn't like that joke about who's going to be the six. He's like, no one. What joke? Why would you think that? What joke?

So when we were driving to the pub, yeah. Somehow you got out of him that he has been married five times. And then you said, who's going to be the lucky six? And he was like, the audacity. He was so, like, couldn't believe that you suggest. I would. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I did say that. If someone made that joke to me, I would make fun of it back. But he was like, what? How dare you? You know it's not going to last. No. No, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about it.

I was thinking he's running out of time a little bit. He's kind of... What's with a signing of the contract in 20... Do we still do that in 2023? Even though I hope my kids get married, but... You know, Tara would not sign a contract with me now. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I could skip the contract part. I'd be happy to just go have a fake pretend thing, but... I don't even know why I'm making... Would anybody even go? I'm just... I guess I'm surprised by marriage. Hmm. I think it's more important than ever.

to be married. Because it binds you together, right? Yeah. It's hard to get out. Is that why? Yeah. I just think it's like, I think it's important. I think it's, I think, I used to not think it is and now I kind of do again.

Mm. Yeah. It's just, it's just, it ups the stakes, right? It's just, I don't know. I think it's good. I think it's good. You think it's healthy? I think it's good.

I think it's, maybe it's just like putting a little bit more, I don't know. You kind of, it's, it's, it, I think it's good. I can't really elaborate on it. Do you think it's good, though? I think it's good. I think it's good. Do you think it's good? It's good.

It's good. It's good. You know what, guys? I just want to tell you something. Marriage is so good. It's good. It's such a good thing. Everybody, get married.

It's what you want to do. Yeah. Let's take some calls. Let's take a call. Let's whip through them, okay? Because I feel like I'm going to get in trouble. Because it's been a long time, hasn't it? I don't know?

It's still light out. But, oh, Day. light savings. Can't go by the sun anymore. Because it's light later. No? Is that weird? What?

It's still light out. So I thought that that was... Okay, stop it. What? What? Play the calls. Please. Are you going to play them?

That's what I used to do. When I... You'd interview SussMax? Yeah. I wouldn't say anything. They would just look at them. Yeah. You know what they would do?

Tell you everything. Like what you were doing. Like what you were doing. They won't stop talking. I stopped talking. No, you didn't. I did. You kept on talking.

Kind of. You gave it a space and then I said, are you going to play the calls? But it's so uncomfortable for them. That's when the truth starts coming out. That's like all the good stuff comes out when you do this. Almost told you all my daylight saving secrets. Jaws, do not use this message. Erase it up.

Okay. Is it loud enough? Yeah. Hey, buddy. How's it going? I had a question for the guy who called in. Said he was a practical security officer. Tacticals?

I just want to know what the fuck that is. I've never heard of it. Anyways, man. Really appreciate the videos. And, uh, yeah, keep doing what you do. Take care. Did you hear any of that or did I? Tactical.

security yeah I did a video but some kid called in and said he was a tactical security officer okay do you know what that is felon no not really it's like mall security or okay can you answer the next one yeah okay thank you we're alternating yeah okay yeah okay so we're not too sure how to start this I'll just kind of lean into it I'm in Ontario uh right An RPN. And I fucking hate... What do you just say?

He writes an RPN? What is that mean? I don't know. I'm in Ontario. I write... I don't know what that means. Writes an RPM. Like, Tara's an RPM.

Yeah. Is he saying he's a nurse? I don't know. Maybe. Well, it's your call. I'm in Ontario. I write an RPN. RPN.

And I fucking hate it, man. I fucking hate it, dude. Like, I'm out here. at work man the other day and I got this big lady that I'm taking care of and I got to do bedside care. Okay. Real nice woman. I like talking to her.

But she's a big fat, she's a big, she's a big, she's a big fat fucking woman. And I got a, I got a fucking roll her over and wipe her ass and clean her up and shit. Can't stand it. You can't talk over. I got a fucking roll her over and wipe her ass and clean her up and shit. Can't stand it. Can't stand it. And on the high end, they're paying her.

I can't stand it. Is this your caller? Yes. Well, do you think, yes, it's my collar. I'm not buying calls off like some. Oh, good Lord. The guy called yesterday. Okay, I just don't know what is.

And I feel for him. Okay. Who the fuck? Well, why do we get in that field? I did the dental assistant thing. It's gross. Sometimes you make a mistake. He shouldn't have to deal with fat people, though.

Be grandee here or something. It's a joke. How much? Anyways, I can't stand it. On the high end, that one was on you. I can roll her over and wipe her ass and clean her up and shit. No more.

Can't stand it. Can't stand it. No shit. On the high ends, they're paying, what, 50 grand a year or something? It's a deal. Anyways, I applied to the RCP last year. Okay. Didn't hear anything back when I lived life experience,

got a life experience, moved out east, did all sorts of stuff. And I heard back from them this year when I applied. So, you know, there's a big process. I got to go see and everything like that. But I'm kind of interested. The only thing is, and this is what I'm talking about, that's the focus, is I got a girlfriend with me.

I got a real good girlfriend. We've been together five years. Got a house here for my parents that they gave me in Ottawa. I don't mind moving away for like a year and a half. If hopefully, you know, some rural place. But hopefully there would be a way to move to a fairly decent-sized city so that I could have my partner move with me

and she could have work because she's, you know, she's, she's, uh, she's got her own cleaning company, that's what she does. Well, you can do that anywhere. She needs to have clients around. So this is a bit of an issue

because, you know, she's, you know, that's like, you know, I know there's all kinds of women, but this is a real special one. I dated a lot, so I want to stay with her. It's just going to be a problem if it's many years where, You know, out in rural. Anyways, if you can make a comment on maybe that,

how much sway a person could have in terms of where they're going, if they have family or whatever, you know. Okay, I love your show. Well, he wants you to answer that. Okay, what's the question? Well, he wants to know if he can move somewhere a little bit less. He wants a bigger city so his girlfriend can continue her cleaning business. She's the special girlfriend.

Well, I appreciate that. I think that's sweet. I think moving away on his own would totally ruin their relationship. So she's going to have to go with him. What was this question, though? I guess he wants to know how much sway he could have to be where he gets placed. Zero, right? Zero.

Zero. Zero. None. Nope. And you want to go to a place? You want to police a place for 1.5 years? That doesn't even exist. There's no.

They're not going to send you any place for 1.5 years. No. I don't know anything about it, but if Clint says it. You leave Depot. You get what you get. You get what you get. That's it. You don't get upset. And you don't know where you're going to go. But Clint, you did end up only, you know, half an hour from where you lived. How did that happen? Well, not only that. I grew up here. Yeah.

So where's the half an hour from? Well, no, because you guys were in Cedar. Oh, I'm thinking about when you were in. When I was in DePaul got Duncan, yeah, which is in. insane. Yeah. I didn't even have to move. No.

You just drove there every day. I got lucky. Wow. Did you ever? What did you do to get that? I remember having my staffing interview. Like a guy comes over, he interviews everybody. You sit down a little office and you talk to the guy.

Mm-hmm. And this is that depot. He couldn't stop laughing at me. He liked you? He fucking loved me. Most people don't like you. And then he has a map. And I said, I pick Victoria.

Duncan up here, Porta, Bernie. And I'm picking all the, Poxfield, Oceanside. And he goes, pick somewhere more north. More north. And I said Squamish. And he started fucking howing. And

he actually liked you. He liked me. And because I remember sitting at Depot and they said we had staffing come to our classroom and talk. Okay. And we had to, you know, a couple of people put their hands up and uh at one point he said well where do you want to go and i said Vancouver island and he went

good luck and he's the guy that put you there i don't know who then it was a different guy interesting but no no you might go to but fuck nowhere yeah you might go to chamois where you're going to end up wanting to just slice and dice yourself to death okay that's good but she can come she can clean anywhere. You can do cleaning services anywhere. No one's going to pair in shamatoa. Well, that's okay. She can take a couple years off. Maybe she could take forever years off. Yeah, was that his only question? I think so. Yeah. He wants some tricks and trades and he wants me to tell him, okay, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. You can do anything you want to do, but it might be hard. It might be really difficult, but if you want to go somewhere, you'll figure it out. Like I

did. Like, you know what I did, right, Fallon. What'd you do? I called up staffing and I said I no longer live in Abbotsford. I live, I moved to Port Alberti. Really? Yeah, that's why we bought the place in Portauburni. Yeah. The Lake Place. Oh, but then you had to work over there for a while. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he was really upset with me. He goes, uh, I didn't encourage that. And I said, well, I'm just telling you. Yeah. That's where I live now. And I'm not telling you guys to do that. No. And he,

that broke us. He made, you made sacrifices to you lived in, like, you lived in an RV over there. I lived in a 40 foot with your family here. Class A motorhome, yeah. Yeah.

So that wasn't easy. No. No, no, that was bad. But there are sick ways that you can get your own way. And that's what I did. I did that for over a year. It's a gamble.

You weren't guaranteed that that was going to work out. No, but I knew that when they transferred me to Porte al-Bernie, it wasn't going to cost them $30,000 because that's kind of what it is. They don't want to pay the moving expenses. Well, they do. They pay for the moving expenses.

But I told them, like, the moment you say, well, I already live in Port Albertine, then they don't have to pay anything. Of course. So I gave them 30 grand. Yeah. And the next position that came up, the next corporal that came up,

they gave it to me. Right. We got somebody here. He's ready to go. go. And you know why I got the job on Port Al Burnett? Because they charged the other watch commander with assault because he assaulted. They say he, no, it's not.

They say he assaulted somebody in sales. Biggest load of fucking crock of shit ever. They demoted the guy and sent him to another police station. Anyways, I'm sorry, dude, that you're dealing with fat women. And, I mean, I don't. Yeah, nurses. Who wants to wipe? ass of a fat girl.

For 50 grand a year. Could you fucking imagine? No. No. I couldn't deal with dirty teeth, so. I had a girl wipe my ass. And it wasn't Tara. No, I swear to God.

Like when I was in Abbotsford. Why? Oh, okay. Do we need to know? I'm not going to get into it. But it was the first time I ever had the finger up my ass. Is this a medical thing? Yeah, you know how you get the finger up the ass.

Okay. I guess. Okay, well, it's the first time that it ever happened to me. I don't really know a lot about it. I go to the doctor and the doctor's supposed to be a guy, but the guy called in sick. Oh, yeah. And I've seen the girl. I remember this.

I'm like, thank God the girl. But she was hot, right? She became extremely hot after she stuck the finger up my ass. I'm just telling me. I'm telling you the truth. But when she pulled it out, I'm standing there up against the wall. She pulled it out. Are you really?

Yes, I swear to God, hands up. I'm not making this. that up. You think I'm making that up? Yeah. No, I am. I do. I swear to God. I'm not on a bed or anything. I'm on the bed. She goes, she's like talking to me. She goes, okay, come over here. You know what she says to me? Drop your pants. I'm like, holy fuck. And it's like a, uh, it looks like a piece of pea gravel, okay. What does? My dick. Oh. Because I'm so scared. Like it is completely frightened. I'm you getting bored with the story No I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to get that drink

Without knocking the microphone down Can I just finish this part Can you pass me that green thing? Well you tell me about Doctor whatever Anyway she says like drop my pads And I go over there She's she's on a stool

You know one of those stools like those drum stools Like a stool like a short stool Drum stool Oh okay yeah yeah yeah I do know And my ball Like I'm walking towards her with my balls and my dick out fucking weird. That's a wild story.

And she starts playing with him. But I swear to God, I'm not lying to you. She starts, she's doing her thing. She's telling you, look, here's what's happening. Clint, you've interpreted this so strangely. But she's absolutely playing with it. I want to hear her side. Let's find her.

I'm just telling you. That's what she's doing. She's inspecting it. But she starts talking to me, right when she does. does it, she starts going like us, okay, so how long have you been a police officer? What's it like? Do you like it? She's trying to put you at ease. No, she doesn't want me to get, you know, she's trying to redirect the intention of what's going on. Okay. She's trying to relax you. She, yeah. It's so stupid. It's very stupid. I know. Maybe I shouldn't fucking tell it. But it was a scary,

situation. It was a scary situation because I grown like fuck when she stuck it up there and I went, oh, and I apologize. I said, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Like, I think the waiting room heard me and she couldn't stop laughing at that. Oh my God. It was a good moment. Like, I didn't know I was going to make that noise. You know, the funny thing is I've heard this story about 10 times. It comes up. It comes up. It comes up more than you'd think. Why did I bring it up? I can't. No, why did I bring it up? know why it's going to. No, but why did I bring it up this time again? We were talking about being a RP. Is it RPN? RPN? Wiping people's butts. You were talking about getting your butt wiped. Let's listen to the next call. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did I finish it? Did I finish it? She goes,

hold on. I'm just going to wipe your bum. After she took the finger up, I'm just going to wipe your bum I feel like when you say that I get like almost throw up I don't know if she said bum my stomach does something weird I'm gonna wipe okay

I don't say it anymore it actually makes me like she grabbed you know those those boxes out of toilet paper a tissue yeah tissue yeah and she

and she went like this she really us no ew please stop it actually gives it makes something in my stomach it was so moist in there with all the best of lane anyway it's awesome it's awesome i'm like she's wiping my

ass right now okay oh oh that was the 10th and hopefully last time i've heard that story but i don't think it is play the next call i don't even know what it is hey clint a big fan of the podcast thanks i've been listening to it for quite a while now and i've been looking at going into municipal it's actually um i guess it won't say the city but uh local demand mission, looking into a municipal department. But I think I've decided to make the jump to the RCMP. So if there's any tips, I know you've gone over tons of times. But for a new person...

Can you remember what he asks? Yeah, he wants tips. No, I know. Just remember. Young married guy and 23 going to Deppo. I mean, for a new person, young married guy, in 23, going to Deppo, I mean, putting your applications. If there's anything you can recommend that's good to put on there, it might aid me in any way. I'd greatly appreciate it.

Don't get a girlfriend. Don't have a woman on the side. It'll help you. I shouldn't say that. But they won't investigate her. You'll get in quicker. I've been working as a cell guard for the last year. Today was a fucking, sorry,

part of my French was an absolutely interesting day because I found out that one of my coworkers, who's actually less senior than me, went to our recruiter, and said some falsities about me to the recruiter, which I'm sure as you can imagine, it's an absolute joyful thing to discover have happened. But, yeah, if you can give me any recommendations for getting to the RCMP,

trying to get good postings if there's anything you can do really to get closer to home posting. I would like to end up in B.C. here eventually. Honestly, mission's one of my goals of where to work. So anyways, good event. Fuck, I hate some people. I cannot believe that bitch went. She told the recruiter that I left the messes behind

when she's one of the most disorganized people I've ever met. And it's just a royal piss off. And then there's some other things. I don't want to get too specific. I don't know if she listens or not. Anyways, feel free to know this or not. I don't care. But yeah, I appreciate any sort of advice you can pass on through your next couple episodes.

All right, keep her pinned. Cheers. Bye. isn't it? Keep her pinned? I don't remember that being a slogan for Becky. Maybe it's not. What was this question? He wants to know if there's anything. No, hold on. What was he talking about a recruiter?

I guess a recruiter interviewed a co-worker. Why? He's not that far in that. Maybe he says. No, he's not. He said, I want to join the RCMP. I'm thinking of making the switch. Sounds like he's further along. I don't get it. Okay, well, somebody said something. Let's just believe that a recruiter, a field investigator, went up to you. started interviewing your coworkers

and finally your co-worker got what she wanted all this time to fuck you over yeah that sucks when I was becoming a cop I got fired guys I got fired from budget

and I got fired from thrifty foods because I wasn't putting out the produce well enough I was putting out bruised plums and and I fuck I can't remember now

you got fired and did anybody get to say anything back about you? I called up all these bosses. And I said, this is what's going to happen. A field investigator is going to interview you. And I always thought we had a great relationship. Please say nice things. And he's like, you know what, Klon? Good for you.

That's so nice. That's so nice. Thank you. Did they say nice things? Obviously you got in. Damn right. They did. Yeah.

Absolutely. you just have to kind of smother them a little bit I was totally fine calling them up and hating them and then I become a cop and I run into them and no I swear to God we show up at stables and an animal

and my fucking shock cable boss pops this he's like oh hey clan hey you became a cop and I look at him like this yeah I did didn't you say something nice about you he wanted to but he was a fucking cock sucker so I don't know why I'm telling this story

me neither but I was calling these people up and being like hey what do you think remember me yeah I'm a great guy remember you're a great guy not that I'm a great guy you're a great guy yeah you got to butter him up a little bit and so then when they're talking to the feel investigator

but after don't even love you at me. Don't talk to me. Fucking piece of fucking shit. They said nice things about you though. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What he did it to me at Shaw Cable?

What do you have to say to your caller? Did he steal your girlfriend? No. Well, why are you so mad? I don't know. I get worked up with bosses. Yeah, it sounds like it. What did he even do?

Ask you to not be late or like what? Oh, you want to know what he did? Yeah. Okay. So I had a program. Shaw at home. Remember Shaw at home? It used to be called Shaw at home.

Okay. It's the internet that Shaw came out with. We always had dial-up. So we're talking about like 1996. All of a sudden, Shaw Cable came out with the internet. And it was a dial, it wasn't a dial-up. It was instant. It was through the cable line.

Yeah. So my job, nobody else could provide two free months. If you called up Shaw Cable and said, get me the internet, they would give you one month free. Me? I gave people two months free. Yeah. It's not even there yet. It has not even installed yet.

And I'm signing up all these contracts. And each contract was like 30 bucks. I was making a ton of fucking money. Oh, 30 bucks for you. Yes. Yes. And of course everybody's going to. Am I getting over the top?

No. Of course everybody. You said yes. Yes. You know, it was something like yes. Everybody. Everybody wanted to sign up with me. And I had to do a group thing.

Like I would offer to all the cops, all the teachers. Right. Guess where I offered? it to malaspeana college oh course yeah guess what he found out that you were dating how much money i was going to make oh and cut me a check for two thousand dollars and said you can't do this anymore we're taking over the university who's your who's your guy oh what's your guy's your guy's name i went to a lawyer about it oh this is right before i became a god like right before yeah and i asked them blah, whatever. And he goes, don't cash that check.

But I did. You did. You did. Yeah. I don't want it some money. It's two grands a lot, especially 96. Anyways, why am I telling the story? Because we're trying to answer this question. Well, I asked you about your boss and why you hated him. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's like been so long. Yeah.

So he screwed you. Yeah, and then he wants to talk to me after I'm a cop. And I'm like, get the fuck away from me. Don't ask me for you. You fucking dumb fuck. You're a dumb fuck. They all got fired. felon. After I became a cop, there was like two people left.

They all got fired. That guy got fired. Everybody got let go. The shockable is ruthless. I know I were. You're ruthless, Shaw Cable. You guys are fucking cock suckers. No, I swear to God, they are.

Fuck you, Shaw Cable. You guys are fucking terrible. These people had families and careers work there forever. And you know, they outsource them all. I used to work there. All of them. I had a good job there. You worked there?

Yeah, I worked there for five years. Shaw Cable? Yeah, I worked there for five years and I had a really good job there. And then they took, it used to be that if you called into tech support there, you would get somebody, if you were called from Port Alberti Albany, you're going to get somebody who lives in Port Albanyi or in Nanaimo. Yeah. And then Victoria. And so people would know, they'd be like, oh, yeah, you live in Oak Bay. Okay, we have somebody there and you would know the city and you would be able to actually be like good, right?

Yeah. And then after I left, they, after after I left, they got. Do you hear the difference? Yeah, I do. Do you hear the difference? I hear the difference. When you're like, okay,

you're right. Anyways, after I left, now everything, when you call them, they're in South America, which is weird. South America.

Yeah, brutal. And they don't know, and you'll be like, I had my house kept almost burning down. Kling of that you? Well, my house kept having these weird things

where the power would, like, go really, really low and all the lights would go out and the fridge would turn off, and it was ever since Shaw did something. So I would get a tech to come out and look,

and then I would call the, like the help desk or whatever. and they'd be like, yeah, we don't get any of the notes from the tech support person. Like nothing. Anyways. And I'm like, my house is going to burn down and they don't even know. They don't have a clue. Wow.

So the customer service is just way different. Wow. And they gave away all the Canadian jobs, right? They should have, they should have unionized before. They're cock suckers. Yeah, they are. They are. They are.

And we're the only country that pays so much for all our cell phone and, like, they have the monopoly, right? In the States, do you ever see the commercials for cell phone plans for the whole family? It's like $100 for everybody. Yeah, isn't that fucking unreal? Yeah, it is. Mine every month is a fucking hundred bucks. Yeah. And then your kids and...

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's play another call. Okay. Let's do it. Year end is April 1st. Can't approve time off before April 1st for the next fiscal year. Okay.

What? Just the way What the system works. You must have said something. Did you say something on another podcast? I guess I did. It doesn't matter that that leave is approved.

You can't approve leave by that time. Because we got a paper calendar. And in January, February, the moment you put down that you're taking that block off, even though you haven't submitted it online, is the moment that it's approved. That's what I meant by that.

Okay. Hey, Clint, I noticed that in all of your videos, you are talking about your retirement life from the RCMP. I was wondering, are you aware of the RCNP reserves program because you could technically join back and work there part-time, do your own schedule? Also, I'm a fully excellent in both official language. and a university student.

I wanted to know your opinion on something. How would I increase my odds of being posted in either Ontario or Quebec, my first posting after Deppel? No. Thank you. No, your odds are zero. Yeah, that question gets asked a lot, doesn't it? People are scared where they're going.

Yeah, that's understandable. We had one person in our troop. His name was Tricker. And we were told that nobody's going to Ottawa, nobody's going to Ottawa. but Tricker, he got like 99% on the midterm and they're like, they put him in Ottawa for them. Guess who's going to Ottawa? Yeah, I guess that's a big deal. He don't want to go to Ottawa, dude.

Sounds like he does. Now you don't. And the odds are low, but you can make anything happen, remember? Did he say anything else? Nope. What was the beginning? Bilingual? Yeah.

He wants to be in Ottawa. That's all I got for. Sorry. I don't know. Maybe I need to pay more attention. Your retirement life from the R-San-P. Oh, you're going to be in the reserves. Are you aware of the-

Oh, yeah, the reserves. Dude, I am aware of the reserves that I can be a reservist. I have to be a constable, though, and I have to run around and take calls. I can't be, I don't know. I think I. Probably couldn't do the podcast anymore. The podcast's gone for sure. Oh, fuck.

Wouldn't that be sweet. wait the fuck I'd do it from the cop car why would I care like you know what I mean I wouldn't give a two rat's asses yeah that's a great idea oh it wouldn't last very long says who what are they gonna do what are they gonna do not like it they don't even know what to do half the time they have their little meetings they're like there's gotta be something wrong with us it's gotta be so we can't have this it's got to be something wrong with it they don't even know but no I just uh I don't want to make, I don't want to say anything wrong, but I just can't see myself walking back in. I would like to take the cop car for a drive and maybe pick up a drunk. That's about it. I don't want to sit around a computer and I don't want to type anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah, I definitely know.

Because five minutes of fun is three hours of paperwork. You had your fun. Now you do different stuff. also had a lot of pain Can we end this? We can end it and you don't want the last two calls? Let's just fly through them

and then we'll end it. Hey, it's Connor from BC I just wanted to let you know I just don't appreciate the videos and all that stuff, you know? Yeah, well, what would do your C&T in the future look like now with the

drug to decriminalization? Do you think it makes the job easier? Do you think it makes it harder? I think it's kind of kind of stupid personally, but, you know. You're going to save it for the next one. Yeah, I'm just wanted to ask you a question about that.

And also the thing, do you think if there's a priest lecturing of morality and integrity like the NYPD used to do? Priest? What? Um, do you consider that to be a good idea as well? Anyway, you get that? I appreciate videos from one cop family to the other. Oh, one cop family to him. Oh, yeah.

If any homicide up in Calgary. Yeah. I think he was saying police in the NDP. I'm not sure. What was this question? I don't even know. He was talking about, but. Decriminalization and how, if it's going to make the job easier or harder.

People are going to die because they've decriminalized. The bad guys want fentanyl guys. Okay, I'm sorry to tell you that, okay? It's already not working, too, like whatever they've done. everybody. Have you seen San Francisco? Well, that's us now or in six years. Portland?

The last six years, the death has gone up every year since we've started being looser and looser with it. It's disgusting. It is such a good topic to talk about for 20 minutes, but we can't do that. It is. But the cop, okay, this is it. They legalize 2.5 grams, I think 2.5 grams of like the worst drugs. Okay? You don't, as a police officer.

You don't want to be around their drugs. Because it might be laced with fentanyl. It might be total poison. Which can kill me if I smell it. Yeah. But now as a police officer, we play with it and then we hold on to it. And then we give it back to you. How about a sheriff?

How about a sheriff? Bad guy comes in. He pulls the drugs out of his pocket. They have to handle it. Not only that, they have to give it back to you. And it's not two point. 5 grams. It's way over 2.5 grams.

I guarantee you, I guarantee you. They say 2.5. The moment they said 2.5 grams are legal, all of it's legal. Yeah, I think so too. It's all legal. No cop is going to charge you for drugs anymore because Crown Council will not go with the charge. Because it's pretty hard to argue what you actually had, right?

Was it 2.5? Was it 1.5? The courts are going to just be like, it's legal, guys. It's legal. Like, Mayor, when I started being a cop, I arrested a kid for, he had six joints. Oh, it's really sad. No, he's a piece of shit. The kid was a piece of shit.

Okay, fine, I just think six joints is a million. But I forwarded the charge, and everybody's sitting there is like, Clint, that's not going to go through. Right. And I had to see for myself. Oh, and it didn't go through? It didn't go through. Yeah. Even though in the criminal code, it states you can't have, you can't possess marijuana.

So my point is, every cop, they wouldn't arrest you for marijuana. Yeah. We made it legal. We would cut down 80 plants. They would have a... Grow. A grow. Yeah.

And we still let it go by. Yeah. I don't think it's right that they... So, yeah, every drug is so dumb. It's so stupid. Well, and they have these safe sites. They don't want a stigma. Well, they have the safe sites now, and it's just so scary walking.

I can't get into it. I can't get into it. Well, save it for your next one then. Good. Okay. Hey, Clint. City cop, Jason, here. Word up.

Curious why you haven't, maybe you're working on it right now, why you haven't done anything without Alec Murdof case. Do you know about it? Netflix and obviously all over the news. That Southern one? I got to pay. I got to be. I can't. I can't.

Okay, we can just end it. I don't know who Michael up. Murdoch? I haven't watched any Netflix docu series. God, do you know what, dude? I'm sorry, Citicob, Jason, but I don't even watch news. No. I just turn on the computer.

I can't watch CTV. I can't watch Global. I can't watch CBC. I can't watch fucking garbage. It's garbage. Yeah. But I should be watching it because that garbage would spark my channel. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I could be like, look at this idiot. You'll hear about the bad stuff without even turning it on. You don't have to watch it. You'll just hear about it. Do you have to pee so bad that it's ruining the podcast? No, we're leaving. We're leaving, but is it going to be, it's going to be boring tonight?

It might be. I mean, last time we said that too, so. I don't know. Josiana. Thanks for calling me boring. I'll be back. No, no, no, no, it was a good podcast. Yeah.

You know what? I'm going to review it. It's going to be fucking. Dog shit. What? I don't know if it was good. I don't think so. I don't think so either.

Get what you get. It's bad. You get what you pay for Okay Cool Have you looked at the camera once? Yeah, it's pretty bright over there You know I gotta take selfies of you, right?

For the thumbnail Okay You got my bad side, so I'm not super happy with it Okay, let's end it Okay, bye Bye bye I do got to take selfies

This is gonna seem weird No, we're not doing that No, I have to for the thumbnail You do want a bad thumbnail? Do you want a bad thumbnail? Okay, my God. I'm not going to, like, do anything weird with a picture. No, I know that. I just...

Good side. There is no good. It's over here, and it's like, you've gotten it all messed up. Is that the good side? I don't know. Anywhere. Okay, look to the other side. What side? Look to a side.

Oh, yes. Okay, go over here. You're like on the wrong side. Okay. Okay, what are you doing? Okay, I don't know. You're taking a selfie of me. What do you want me to do?

Turn your head. Where? Yeah, just like that. More, turn your head more. What? Okay, now turn it the other way, all the way. Like you're looking at me. Like you're staring at me.

Pretend you're staring at me. Sit in there. Oh, look here. Yeah. Good case off. Enough. Pretend that you are. No, you've got it.

Okay. Pretend, no, you've got to look. Okay, good. There might be one good one in there. This is dumb. All right. Then be born. or implant.

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