Clinton Jaws - Up your Nose | Clinton Jaws #98

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

Back from Whistler.  Clinton Jaws got infected by sticking a girl straw up his nose.  Clinton Jaws takes some calls and talks about life and policing.  RCMP officer Chris Lanteigne brew...s his own coffee as the RCMP force him to retire. Police background checks for applicants. Justin Trudeau and police tools.   Latank coffee https://www.downeastcoffee.ca/products/latank-coffee-blendcall the hotline 604-330-2512 Clinton Jaws: Official Website https://www.clintonjaws.com https://thegoldenbadge.comJoin this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxFkykJzUk32iGqzSzXNYQ/join https://www.instagram.com/clintonjaws/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3hWntbop6gLEg6RFR0aOzJ https://www.facebook.com/clinton.jaws.7/ https://twitter.com/ClintonJaws

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Starting point is 00:00:27 That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Clinton Jaws, guys. I got a, there's a website out there. It's not mine. It's called clintonjaws.com. And there's another one called the golden badge. com, I think.
Starting point is 00:00:43 I don't even. When's the last time I did a podcast? I think it's called the golden badge.com. If you're retired, you can get one of these. If you're current member, you get one of these, spit an image. Check it out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:59 You know what? Where have I been? That's broken. I went to Whistler. I went to Whistler. And guys, bear with me. You know what, bear with me? Testing. Testing, one, two, three. It's been a long time since I've been on this thing.
Starting point is 00:01:22 And it's hard to talk at first. It's hard to get going. I went to Whistler. It was amazing. We spent, uh, I don't know, five nights. Five nights at Whistler. We usually stay at the sundial, but we stayed at a place called Fairmont, the Fairmont. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Expensive, but unboated. I went for two drinks down in the lounge. I'm not lying to you. $55. I got an old man or an old fashion and a Caesar. $55. But the most of the most of it. amazing part was. The wife wasn't around and I got the entire day to myself at a me day.
Starting point is 00:02:16 And they got the most amazing pool. So outside, right outside, they got a heated pool, huge. And like four different hot tubs. And they also got hot tubs inside. Like the inside goes to the outside. And it was 22 Celsius. I'm laying. It's a lot of, it's, packed. I'm laying with, well, by myself, I'm laying there in the sun. It's just enjoying the pool for the entire day and they come around and they serve you alcohol. I had a bunch of my thermos, but very expensive. Very expensive. But if you guys go to Whistler and you stay at the sundial. They have hot tubs on the right on the balcony. your own hot tub.
Starting point is 00:03:12 But try the Fairmont. Incredible. Incredible. And we took a gondola ride up to the top and we had that dinner thing. And that was so cool. And I guess that's part of the reason why I haven't been. I neglected my YouTube channel. And I'm actually sick over it.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Sick over it. Bugged, bothered that I had done that. And there's so much to talk about. You know what? I won't do that again. I won't do that. I brought all my equipment up there to do podcasts. And I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I just shut it off. I just shut it off. And that's not who I want to be. I want to be a guy that has 80,000 subscribers. And subscribe, please. I want to be a guy that posts three, four times a day. And I'm not doing it. And that really bugs me.
Starting point is 00:04:16 me. I just thought I'd share that with you. Jaws? Yes. I haven't heard from me for a while. I know. Sorry. Is everything okay? Everything's great. Everything's great. You know, it's kind of nice that you have somebody like, are you all right?
Starting point is 00:04:49 Did you get shut down? Like, what's going on with your life? Yeah, okay, here. I wasn't going to say it. I got COVID. I got COVID right now. Yeah, I'm really pouring it on. You won't hear me say, uh, Trudeau just came out. And he goes,
Starting point is 00:05:11 Take your shots. I got. Trudeau apparently got COVID again. He got it twice. Come on. Do you even really believe that he got it? He's such a liar. Why would you believe that he actually has it?
Starting point is 00:05:28 Like, what's he hiding from? now. Didn't he get COVID when the truckers were coming? All of a sudden he's got it again and he made a post and I'm not prepared for this, but it was, I'm not sick because I took my shots. It just made me so gross though. Well, I'm sick. I'm sick as hell. And but Trudeau, hey, if you just take your shots, you won't get sick. Like, what a little. What a lot. What a lie that is. That's a total lie. It's a complete lie. I got three shots. Okay. Sick. Sick. But do you want to know the, um, you want to know how you treat COVID? Three Roman Cokes.
Starting point is 00:06:18 That, I swear to God. You know what? I wasn't going to talk about this because the moment I say that word, they, uh, YouTube silences my, channel. Oopsie Daisy. And I probably shouldn't have said that. But I shouldn't have said the C word. Three rum and coax guys. And a little bit of nude. That's what cures cope. That's what makes you feel better. You don't need monoclonal antibodies. Just rum and coax. Oh, here's another thing. I'm going to tell you how you guys can get it. This is how you. This is how you you get the vid. If you want to get it, and I know I'm not allowed to say this stuff. Am I even recording? But if you guys want to, if you're interested in getting the vid,
Starting point is 00:07:36 okay, this is what you do. You go to Whistler. We go to Whistler. My wife has a friend there. She's got her own room. She's kicking around. Lovely friend. Like I love all my wife's friends. and this is a new one. And she's, uh, I don't know, she's just great. She reminds me and me. Tell you the truth. We'll probably end up clashing one day, but I really enjoyed her company. Settle down.
Starting point is 00:08:11 This is how you get the vid, guys. This is exactly how you get the vid. We went to about 15 restaurants and pubs on our entire stay in Whistler. every single pub that she went to, she ordered a Caesar. American friends, I know there's 2% of you. A Caesar is a Canadian drink. It's the best drink in Canada. And every Caesar is served with a straw.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Step one. Find somebody that's infected with the vid. Step two. Grab their drink, because you always said to me, would you like to take a sip of my drink? My Caesar. The Caesar is amazing. and when I took this every single time, about 15 times,
Starting point is 00:08:59 I would pretend to drink it, but I would stick the straw straight up my nose, like right inside the nose, after she sucked it, after her infection made it onto the straw, I would then insert the straw right up my nose for about seven seconds, a little bit of a twist,
Starting point is 00:09:21 and then it would go into the other nostril. and I did that say nine times that is a surefire way to get the vid you find the infected person and you stick their straw like right up your nose like right inside your nose like right inside it like right up there like right inside like right in there like right in there and that's what I did because when we got back the wife says such and such and such just tests positive for COVID and she's not doing too well. And then I took my COVID test. And sure was, when I took it, I couldn't believe it.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I couldn't believe it when I took the test. And I don't mean to talk about this for too long. But when I took it, the bars on the COVID test were so deep and dark in color. And they came up instantly. I was like, oh, no. And then I started kind of like, like, I'm like, oh my God. I kind of freaked out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I'm sitting by the fireplace, puffing on a cigar. And I'm like, oh, people are, people like, some people don't do well when they get the COVID. Have you heard? And then I started like flipping out a little bit. Your heart starts racing a bit. And I'm fine. I'm fine. I guess that's all I want to say about that.
Starting point is 00:11:00 You know it really kind of pissing. This is me off, though. Like it was, I don't know, maybe day three. And I said to the wife, she actually asked after a while. Like, how are you feeling? And I said, you know what? I think today is my best day so far. No.
Starting point is 00:11:26 No. No. No, it's not. I'm like, no. No, I like, uh, like I feel, I feel pretty good now. No, no, you wait. You wait. Your worst day is about to happen.
Starting point is 00:11:42 And I'm like, no, but I'm just telling you that I feel pretty good today. It's like she wanted me to feel terrible. And she was looking forward to the fifth day. Oh, you just wait and see. You just wait and see. No, there's no way you're getting through this without feeling a little pain. Like she wanted me to. I don't suffer.
Starting point is 00:12:10 And she didn't like the fact that I was telling her that it wasn't all that bad. I probably should edit that part out. She was really irate that I wasn't doing too bad. She really wanted me to know, the worst is to come. You're going to get it bad. You're not healthy. So I think that upset her a bit. and I don't know it's a cold that's what it is
Starting point is 00:12:47 that's exactly what it is it's a cold 100% it's like a like Trudeau says I'm not sick because I took my shots like why does he talk to people like we're children I got the COVID but I'm okay because I took my shots It's like
Starting point is 00:13:14 And nobody's talking about it Nobody's talking about it in the news How Trudeau is talking to everybody Like babies Just so you know I took my shots That's why I'm not sick Take your shot
Starting point is 00:13:30 I'm like oh God And I'm not sick Because I took my shots What a stupid comment Idiot I can't stand the guy You know I I really don't want
Starting point is 00:13:49 to see people fail in life. I don't want, like Amber heard. Oh my God, her career is over. She's done. And I said to the wife, like, I said, and they cut her from Aquaman. And the wife's like, good. And I'm like, really? Like, do you really want to see somebody fail that bad? Like, just, I don't. I don't. But I do when it comes to Trudeau. Because he has hurt me. He's He's hurt a lot of Canadians. Amber heard. She's never hurt me. I don't, I don't, I don't want to see people lose their jobs.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I don't want to see people fail. Really, I don't. And I don't know why I just talked about that. Because I forget why I brought that up. I guess it's because I want to see Trudeau fail. It's his time. Like, he's done. He's got to be done.
Starting point is 00:14:50 And I was thinking about this today. I'm like, why am I talking? about a prime minister all the time on my channel. That's not why I started the channel, but he has taken over. Completely taken over. Authoritarian government in Canada. Can you believe it? In all his little buddies, like Mark Mendocino.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I can't believe that I, by fluke, brought Mark Mendocino up on a couple of my last podcast and all of a sudden there he is and I'm going to do an episode on this lying to parliament talking about police tools I'm not going to get into it let's just keep it going yeah
Starting point is 00:15:47 so I hope that helped you with if you ever feel like getting the vid you grab a girl's straw who's infected that was probably pretty stupid I mean what measures act yes
Starting point is 00:16:15 Justin Trudeau explains why he did it in detail. And now we know police needed more tools. What kind of tools? Have a great day. Bye. Isn't it fun? I did a video on this. Months ago.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Nobody talks about it. It's got like a few hundred views. But all you had to do is look at my video. So confusing. So goofy. So ridiculous. Justin Trudeau called the Emergencies Act, like I said months ago, because he wanted the police to have more tools.
Starting point is 00:17:00 To give local law enforcement across the country the tools to hand that required extra tools that can use these tools or no. Police of jurisdiction have the tools. Now give people the tools they, and it gives the tools. What tools? We still don't know. We still don't know what tools. he's talking about. Police don't need extra tools to stop a riot, to stop a protest. Could you imagine?
Starting point is 00:17:27 There's a riot going on? You think police need more tools to shut something down? And that's why I thought it was so goofy, such a lie, just a power grab. And I'm not using the right terminology right now. And I remember doing that video, I'm like, Colton, what tools? I got one question. I have many. No, no, just wait. Yeah, go ahead. What tools?
Starting point is 00:18:00 We don't need any more tools. We got pepper spray. We got batons, rubber bullets, tear gas. That's all we need. We already have the crime. We already can arrest. We got all the tools we need. But they want to make you believe something different.
Starting point is 00:18:23 They're lying to you. because I was a cop for a lot of years and that's why I picked it up like there's no extra tool that you need to shut down a protest tools need to get some more tools the police need more tools no they don't
Starting point is 00:18:42 I knew they didn't he knows they don't and that's another thing Mark Mendocino wants to cancel all rubber bullets all tear gas you can't make this stuff these people who are running Canada, I can't believe what I'm seeing. I can't believe it. Honest to God, I can't believe it. It is so, like, really disappointing to watch these important
Starting point is 00:19:15 people lie to you. And I feel like a conspiracy theorist when I say this stuff, but it's actually happening. lie to you twist it to save their job they're not benefiting you they're not trying to help you and then there's this Toronto there's this Toronto chief rammer he came out today said there's systemic racism in the Toronto police force this whole it's gross guys I can't believe it and wow you got a guy that you don't even know that's sitting down here saying, I can't believe it. Those are the only words I have. I don't have any important words. It's just unbelievable. I always say the unbelievable. It's amazing. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:20:05 It really is. I'm shocked. Oh, wow. You use the word shocked. I mean, what other terminology do I use? I just, uh, it's so wrong. But we just carry on. We carry on. I can't believe. The people that run Canada. There's like nobody that has any sense. And I hate that my channel turned political. But it turned political because I know what's true. I know what's right. I retire.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And then all of a sudden I pay attention to what people are saying. And I'm like, now, that's not right. I first started doing cop videos, like breaking down cop videos. and the media would say something so goofy and I'd be like no that's the reason why the police did it was because of this reason
Starting point is 00:21:08 I was countering them but it's everyone it's everyone there's no sense anywhere it's all gone and we gotta wait till 2025 to get it back and maybe we don't get it back how about that
Starting point is 00:21:29 how about we don't get it back maybe that doesn't happen C-11 Bill C-11's going to pass. They're going to shut down my YouTube channel. You guarantee it. Scary. Scary.
Starting point is 00:21:46 It's like we're living. You know how everybody was saying. It feels like we're living in China. Like they were kind of like exaggerating a little bit when they said that. No, it's not an exaggeration anymore. It's not. And yeah, I've had three rum of my coax. Okay. Kill me.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I've been watching videos for a long, long time. And man, I love your. long videos. This is just a comment. I love your long videos. Okay. He loves my long videos. I don't even know what going to say. I listened to this so long ago. I like do my long videos too. I could just sit down here and just like say whatever I want to say. I don't have to really care about editing. I don't have to care about pauses. But the long videos, this is the mistake I made with my YouTube channel. And it's not really a mistake. But for some reason in my head, I'm like, I got to get subscribers. I got to get subscribers.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I don't really need to because I got great fans. But the subscriber thing is kind of like a bonus. It's like a reward. It's like a thing to tell me that I'm doing good, even though my subscribers go up every day. But slowly. It's a slow crawl. And the longer videos, YouTube, they don't like it. That's how we started.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I started out with long videos. Well, I'm still doing long videos. and if you don't watch the whole video YouTube's like I'm not going to show this to anybody else people are clicking off at seven minutes eight minutes the other YouTube channels that are really highly successful they're doing seven minute videos 10 minute videos the longer engagement they get on the video then YouTube recommends it to other people I do an hour long video you know maybe a few hundred and then YouTube just kind of throws it in the trash but yeah I like doing them too and I'm glad dude that you like the longer videos
Starting point is 00:24:05 I'm up I literally listen to it at work and my dad goes like what are you laughing at and it's you're hilarious so just keep up the good work um and I see that your subscribers are going up and up so keep going take care of slowly and sweet dude thanks dude very nice very nice and i just uh you know covid's not an excuse and not get down here being at whistler is not an excuse that i've been off this long and i need to stop to i need to up my game i remember when i was in depo uh police training and i'm getting close to the 22 weeks that i that i stayed there and it was a little after half half my time there and My dad, me and my dad are having a conversation and he goes, okay, Clint, I think now it's time to step it up.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Yeah. Okay. I'll never forget him saying that. And if you're at Depo, time to step it up. And with my YouTube channel, it's time to step it up. I mean, if I'm going to do it, right? Do it. Hey, Clint.
Starting point is 00:25:24 My name is Devin. I live out in Langley, BC. Devin from Langley. God, I miss Langley. Not the detachment, but the, uh, just living there. I lived in Walnut Grove. There was a, I remember going to Fort Langley. And there was a little, that just came out.
Starting point is 00:25:47 It was a little bar. The hell was it now. It wasn't a tapa bar. Yeah, what kind of was? It was a tapa bar. It was really trending. It was like, uh, back in 08. And it was a, uh, not a margarita.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I don't know. It was fancy though. And I'm currently in my application process with the RCMP as well as Vancouver and Abbotsford. And I've been watching your videos as I'm going along through the process and I love the content so keep it coming. Just a few questions that I have for you that I haven't seen you address yet, maybe you have, but a couple things I was wondering.
Starting point is 00:26:32 The first was what age were you when you went to Deppo? None of your business? The second is how many years of service did you complete with the RC&T? None of your business. And the last is in recruitment, they often talk about fitness being such a big part of the job. And I'm just wondering how much of an effect being a super fit person actually has in your policing career. Nothing. I got a car, okay?
Starting point is 00:27:06 I don't have to chase after anybody. Okay. I got a car. My car will do it. And I used to always say that. Why would I go on a foot chase? I got a vehicle. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:21 And if they start running, I get out of the vehicle and I call the dog. Dog handler to come. Okay, maybe I'm kidding around a little bit. I think, not really, though. Kind of tell the truth there. They always say that fitness is good with the mental health. I don't know. I've never found that.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I've never. Of course, being healthy and fit is important. You don't want to be a fat slob at 3 o'clock in the morning trying to work a night shift because it's going to be that much harder on you. So yeah, I guess it's important. That's what they say.
Starting point is 00:28:01 That's what they say. And if you think being super fit really helps you as a police officer. No. You know, maybe I'm not giving myself, Maybe I was super fit at points of my career. You know, yeah. First five years I sure was.
Starting point is 00:28:19 And then, you know, I just let it all go. And then, like, the last four years, I started getting fit again. That didn't help, though. I was still crazy. I'm sorry, I'm not really answering your question. There's a lot of fat cops. And that can't be a good thing. Okay?
Starting point is 00:28:40 That can't be a good thing. you will only benefit the fitter you are the more better that will be for you i guess i'll tell you one thing i've seen a lot of unfit people at depot and i can't believe how many people are getting maybe that's the reason that people are leaving depot like what my troop there was there was unfit people in depot you know fat is just unfit and they passed You don't have to be a fit person to be at depot. But the fitter you are, the better chance you have. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:31 So keep the good videos coming and I appreciate it. Thanks. And really, why would I chase after him? I already know who he is, right? I'm not going to get out of my car and do a foot chase. I'll find you in a week. Then I'll arrest you. I used to do that.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I used to roll down my window. dogs on its way. The guy would be running right beside me. I'm not getting out of my car and chasing after him. And I'd say, dog handler's on its way. Here it comes. Hoping that would stop. Once I yelled at a guy, stop or I'll shoot.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I ran actually after a guy in Langley. A kid. Then the neighbor called the detachment and said, we have a police officer that said, stop or I'll shoot. And then my corporal asked me, did you say stop or or a shoot? shoot and I said no I want to say that what are you talking about I don't even know if that's a bad thing
Starting point is 00:30:34 to say you're allowed to lie but it was I felt like I was going to get in trouble for my corporal so I'm like no I'm going to say that it just came out actually are you mad at me are you mad at me YouTube viewers for saying stop all or shoot to a bad guy I don't know it's so easy to become unfit as a police officer I remember in Port Albert. No, I can't tell that. No, I can't say that. I don't think I can.
Starting point is 00:31:08 No, I won't say that. Some nights when I worked, I like to come home and have a couple of beers. Okay, it'd be 7 o'clock in the morning. Two beers go to bed. But the beer stores weren't open, okay? They were closed. Can't go to the beer and wine store, they're closed.
Starting point is 00:31:26 So sometimes I would go to my friend's house and raid their outdoor fridge. for a couple of beers and they to this day they don't even know and I shouldn't have said that it'd be like four o'clock in the morning and pull up through their empty place because they had a couple places oh that's bad they're rich hey josh I love your channel my name's Matthew I'm from Colorado Matthew Colorado Colorado Colorado Canada is there such a thing is this guy from the states I don't even know I don't know I don't know But if you're from the States, Matthew, I love people from America who call me because they don't.
Starting point is 00:32:19 And I don't know why you're watching me. I guess you love the show. I have a few questions for you. A few. I really want to become a police officer. It's kind of been my dream. I had a few hiccups along the way that kind of, I think, might prevent me from becoming a police officer. but I wanted to ask you, just what you think, and if I should go for it,
Starting point is 00:32:43 I have tried some drugs in the past. Same with me. Cocaine three times. Cocaine three times. I did a sleeping pill that wasn't prescribed to me. Who cares? And when I was 16, I did it. 16, doing acid.
Starting point is 00:33:10 No big deal. When I was 21, I've been quite a bit. I've stopped all that. It's been about five years since I've done anything. Okay, so I can't really comment on American rules. But so far you're good. In Canada, you're allowed to experiment. I don't know how old you are now,
Starting point is 00:33:34 but you said something about being 21. If you're 22, then you need a little bit more time. You need space. And about a year ago, I stopped drinking. Anybody who stops drinking that, I mean, how boring. Could you imagine? I couldn't imagine stopping drinking. I don't care what happens to me.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Like, I'm going to have friends over and not drink? Like, drink water? Like, not going to happen. That would help me when I'm in the interview or the background if that would help me to kind of show that I'm done with all of that. I put that in my path. Right now I run a business with my dad and my brother. We have about 25 employees and construction.
Starting point is 00:34:27 I don't know. If that would help too, I should go for it. And what your thoughts are on that. Love your channel. Thanks. Of course you should go for it, dude. Absolutely. You're allowed to experiment when you're a kid.
Starting point is 00:34:40 But when you say you're 21, how old are you now? I don't know. If you're 26, I don't see you having an issue. I don't see you having a problem. America might be different. I remember the RCMP, like, when I was in recruiting, they'd be like, like, how many times have you committed a criminal offense? Well, that's 17 times that you committed a criminal offense.
Starting point is 00:35:00 It didn't matter how many times that you committed to criminal offense of smoking marijuana. It mattered on how long of a separation it was from the first time. Okay, how about this? You smoke marijuana when you're young. You experiment. You're allowed to. Let's say you're 20. But now if you smoke it again at age 40, back when it was, we're assuming it's illegal, you're
Starting point is 00:35:30 done. They're going to be like, no, you should have known better. You're allowed to experiment with it. And yeah, that's it. There are so many police officers that have done cocaine when they were younger. And, well, they're police officers. but if you do cocaine at age 25 and then do it again at 35 it's not going to happen for you so yeah put a little space in between you sounds like the space is already between you from the time that you
Starting point is 00:36:04 did these these illegal drugs to now and yeah absolutely apply is uh you quit drinking going to show them oh I don't know if I was interviewing you I wouldn't care they just want to make sure that you are not dependent on drugs. They want to make sure that you can function without smoking marijuana in life. You just have to prove that to them. I did marijuana when I was a kid and I haven't done it for years. I'm good. Or cocaine. I hope I answered that question. I'm kind of happy I got the vid from being honest with you. You know what else? helps you with a bit. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:37:05 But I think I'm living my best life right now. Tell you the truth. Hi, guys. It's anonymous girl calling again. Talk to me. You know, I had it. I can't say that. She used to say.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Now my wife is like, shut up. You're not saying anything, are you? Will you stop talking? Stop talking. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know if I'm a little. love to play this one. I'm probably going to end it this out.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Just saw your latest episode. And you know what? I love that girls call because not enough do. Like I can't, I'm on TikTok again. And all my followers are girls because I did a Johnny Debt video. Like girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. Incredible. I don't know why I shared that with you. I guess I just like, like, I want an audience of everybody. everybody
Starting point is 00:38:32 not just boys just saw your latest episode that you just released a couple days ago and I kind of wanted to add on to the and I really like her voice she says she doesn't like her voice but I really like it security check
Starting point is 00:38:51 background check that was kind of brought up by another caller like the friends and associate like I don't know because of COVID I mean people kind of lost touch. I lost touch. I was kind of out of country too, pursuing a law degree.
Starting point is 00:39:06 But, like, if I have somebody written on my five list that's maybe, like, two and a half, almost close to three years, like, is that going to be an issue? No. I can always replace it, but, I mean, I kind of want to have people on there that are, like, my most recent contacts.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Also, I've had a previous security before, so, like, is my... security going to take like four months five months I know our CMP takes a really long time with their security field check so any um I don't know feedback on that I'll be greatly appreciated I'll call again you know something else comes up so love your show thanks Clint bye you're welcome thank you a little sweetie I uh I don't even know what your question is might be the rum and cogs no I think you Oh my God, man.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I want to do an episode on background check because I was so scared. I didn't know who to put down. Put down the people that... So the field investigator is going to talk to the person and try to get more information from that person. And there was people that I didn't want the field investigator to talk to, obviously. And so I came up with a great group of people that I put down and made sure that they under under man i've been fired from two places i don't want to get into this
Starting point is 00:40:40 right now but i was fired from budget rented car because i wasn't washing the car is good enough that's really another reason and thrifty foods and when i knew they went to every single boss that i ever had sat down with them and had conversations about me so i called up the bosses that I got fired from and had a short conversation with them. I'm like just trying to like ease it over like butter them up a bit, have them tried to be on my side. Like I actually did that. I'm sorry. I forget your question.
Starting point is 00:41:31 And I will do an episode on background check because it took forever. Absolutely. That was the longest part of the process for me. the background check i couldn't believe how thorough they were on the background check they would knock on every single place that i used to live they would knock on that door and then they'd knock on the neighbor's door and they'd ask like the neighbors they told me like years later i had somebody come down and ask about yeah i said you're really good but what if what if we had a horn party one night. And that's why you got to be careful about. And you tell your neighbor to, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:20 piss off. They're going to tell that story to the field investigator. That's how it was back when I was trying to become a police officer. Just pick people you can trust that aren't going to surer you. Because everybody's got something, like you're not a perfect person, even though you sound perfect. And I wasn't either. Nobody's a perfect person. We all got our faults. So I think that the background check is not something to be taken lightly. You should take it seriously and put down the proper people. And I don't think it matters how long you didn't talk to these people. If they're close to you at one point and throughout your life, I think you're good. I wouldn't stress over what you're stressing over about.
Starting point is 00:43:15 I guess, but there you go. I think that's it, guys. 604-330-20-25-12, I think that's the number. Call. I love it when you guys call. I love hearing from you. It makes me, like, have come up with more dialogue, more content with the questions. I need, you know what?
Starting point is 00:43:39 I need to do one last call. I need to. He called a while back. Hey, Clinton. It's Latank calling. Latank. Do you guys know this guy? Just want to say thank you, first of all, for all the contents you bring to the table. And you put my blend up on display that one time. I was glad to enjoy the coffee.
Starting point is 00:44:10 LaTank has coffee, guys. And you're an idiot if you don't buy it. Here it is. Right here. police officer makes his own coffee. This guy is inspirational. And I'm going, I'll play the video. I'm going to play the video.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I'm going to play the link. I'm going to put the link down in my, in my description. You guys got to buy this coffee. It's great coffee. This is what this cop has done. Simply getting up to make a cup of coffee has become a struggle for Chris Lantang. The New Brunswick RCMP officer was diagnosed with an aggressive form of multiple sclerosis less than two years after joining the force in 2017.
Starting point is 00:45:02 And it came on just suddenly I started falling. At one point Lantang was paralyzed and bedridden for a year. Now able to get around with the help of treatments. Chris is still serving as an RCMP officer on administrative duty, but he's no longer able to work the beat. You know what? I'm okay with it. I'm just trying to be as helpful as I can. Which is why this officer is now asking people to join
Starting point is 00:45:27 him for a cup of brew to help others with MS. It might be a little weird having my face on the tank, but it's hilarious. Chris earned the nickname La Tank back when he was a corrections officer, and he's now put his face on a tank and with the help of family has launched his own blend of coffee called La Tank. The self-proclaimed lover of Java is now selling his blend to help support an individual with MS who cannot afford some of the more costly treatments that are often not covered by Medicare or insurance. It's going to go to one individual who doesn't have the coverage for the treatment.
Starting point is 00:46:07 LaTangue teamed up with Downeast coffee to launch his special blend. Chris has a family connection with the coffee company, which was all too happy to help him launch his fundraiser. His unique blend is a tasty combination of half decaf and half dark roast. Looking to try out, La Tank Blend can make an online order through Down East Coffee. The profits will go to help support a cause that is even more dear to this officer's heart than his favorite cup of Joe. Shelly Steve's Quibble News. And I know because cops are so cheap.
Starting point is 00:46:42 You guys are so cheap. You wouldn't even pay money for a Christmas party. Well, I'm not paying the $50 for a Christmas party. That's how cheap cops are. So I know that me buying it and showing you this, that you're not going to go out and buy it. But you should. Because it's good coffee. Like it's a really good coffee.
Starting point is 00:47:08 And I'm not just saying that. Lenten's not giving me any money for this. But what this guy has gone through in life makes you, makes me feel like I've gone through nothing. Really, I've gone through nothing. I find the guy encouraging. And I don't know, I forget what you're going to say here. My question to you is, how do you keep saying after you retire? I mean, I'm being pushed out to medically release soon.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Letang just said he's being pushed out medically released. They're medically pushing him out. And I remember hearing that and going, no. No, they don't. They don't do that to you. you tell them you don't let them tell you okay maybe you want to be maybe you want to be medically pushed out because it can be beneficial to people but if you don't then you don't go and you fight it tooth and nail do you know how many police officers there are that can't wear a uniform and they're
Starting point is 00:48:36 recruiting when you're in recruiting you don't have to wear a uniform Do you know how many cops they need? Let tank. They could put you in recruiting. If you really don't want to go. So when I hear they're medically pushing me out, well, you need to call the union. If you don't want to be pushed out, you don't go.
Starting point is 00:49:04 You fight them. And what do you have to lose? Such a crock. Tried everything. And I know that it's not within my best interest. I'm being pushed out to medically release soon. I've tried everything, and I know that it's not within my best interest to keep pushing my limitations. I mean, we obviously try to push ourselves.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Isn't it amazing that they're pushing this guy out? I mean, this is the person that you don't push out. Oh, you're not doing it for us. So you've got to go. You don't have room for them? we need nothing but cops and you're going to push this guy out yeah yeah I guess other than the coffee blend
Starting point is 00:50:03 I'm going to start gardening and I know I can't be a star online that's right streaming and there's really no money in it a white male playing video games it doesn't really work out that well that's true uh yeah so I mean hobbies as far as gardening I'll probably go nuts.
Starting point is 00:50:27 You know what, gardening, I like that idea. I'm telling you, dude. That's not a bad idea. There's something to grow in a potato. And getting out there. It gives you something to look forward to, right? I used to gardener. Our first house was 2000, I don't know, four, three in cedar.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Massive garden. Lots of work. I loved it. I loved it. Guardine and music. Picking out weeds every day, but there's that. I know you have your own YouTube channel and everything. I know the golden badge will be nice because we'll have that encased.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I'll definitely do that. They sent me all that information. Yeah, I could push my call. They sent you all that information. You know what? I'm going to do a live stream with you. We need to have a conversation. And I need to do more live streams.
Starting point is 00:51:29 It was the last time I did a live stream. You probably already know this. You probably already know your benefits. You probably already know what you're entitled to. Right? CPP disability. I'm sure. I think that's what they call it. You're entitled to that.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Great West Life. I don't think they call it Great West Life anymore. I think it's Canada Life. You're entitled to so many things if they force you out. And I hope you got that all covered. Sent me all that information. Yeah, I could push my coffee a little more. The blend was, like you say, half decaf, half dark roast.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Which is unbelievable. Because, you know, you know how many pots. I would go through like a couple pots a day of coffee. And if you half it up, it's that better on your system. Correctional. I had an anxiety attack because I was drinking way too much full-fledged caffeine coffee. Yeah, I hear you. So I decided to, nowadays, I guess, I guess now I decided to make that blend so that I wouldn't have that.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Yeah. Oh, yeah, when you're a little caffeine intolerant, that's what happens. But yeah, no. and... Sounds like you're falling asleep on me, let me. Yeah, like I said, love is everything you do and
Starting point is 00:53:02 any tips you could throw my way. Yeah? Be helpful. I get a wife and two kids. And it's going to be the next raising the next generation female. Actually, there's one thing that's funny. I was going to turn my big police duty bag
Starting point is 00:53:19 to a hygiene bag. And that's... Since I have nothing but girl, daughters so when they're teenagers I can kind of run to the school lights and sirens if there's any issues that way I'll shut up now
Starting point is 00:53:35 thanks again and I'll talk you later and you're going to be babysitting your ass off when you retire I got a tip for you go on the stop market you know don't say to yourself that oh they can't do a YouTube channel
Starting point is 00:53:55 yeah you can you just spoke okay you just said some words and it was almost clear. Okay. Yeah, you can do a YouTube channel. And you're going to get severance pay when you retire. You're going to get money. You're going to get a chunkload of money when you retire.
Starting point is 00:54:17 You take that money, you add to that money. And I'm not talking about a whole lot of money. Like, don't listen to your wife when she goes, well, you can really pay down the visa? Like, can I take that safe? 17 grand? No, you don't give that 17 grand to your wife. You put that 17 grand into a bank account and you trade stocks with it. And you turn that 17 grand into 70,000. I did it. It's not hard. You can do it. Do you know how satisfying it is to wake up in the morning and play the stock market?
Starting point is 00:54:56 it's a lot of research, it's a lot of work. I'm probably going to lose all my money. But it gives you something to do. It gives you meaning. It gives you something to look forward to. And maybe you don't want to be rich. So don't do it. But if you want to be, if you're like, you know, I wouldn't mind being rich.
Starting point is 00:55:26 I was dumb about gardening and playing the stock market. Become good at it. That's what you do. And start a YouTube channel. What cares, man? Jesus. I still can't believe I got one. People in Port-au-Burney think I'm nuts. Like the wife, Orin Whistler, and she's like,
Starting point is 00:55:57 Glenn's got a YouTube channel. I'm like, shut up. Don't tell them that. And you know what they say? That's okay. Kind of like they felt bad for me. Like, I'm pretty proud of it. I'm proud of my YouTube channel.
Starting point is 00:56:15 I'm proud of things that are coming from it. It gives me something to do. It's like gardening. And who knows where it's going to lead? People will always laugh at you. They will laugh at you. Laugh in your face. The laugh behind your back over a nutty idea.
Starting point is 00:56:46 And who cares? I don't care anymore. I really don't. Look at me. I can put myself on TV with COVID. I got COVID and rum and coax. You're gonna go upstairs.
Starting point is 00:57:11 The wife's gonna be mad at me. You got COVID and you're drinking rum and a cock. She's not gonna be happy with that. Then I'm gonna go in the hot tub. Anyways, not a big deal getting COVID guys. Oh, no, no, no. You can't say that. It's a big deal getting COVID, guys, okay?
Starting point is 00:57:32 Don't get it. Subscribe? I know. I know. I'm going to do some videos tomorrow. I'm going to talk about Mark Manson and Dino. I'm going to talk about Pierre Trudeau. What he said about guns?
Starting point is 00:57:51 I'm going to cover a lot of topics. I'm going to cut it up into little pieces. So YouTube will be, you know, they'll reward me well. Thanks for watching. Bye, bye.

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