Clinton Jaws - Wayne Gretzky Rookie Card | Clinton Jaws #104
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I could listen to that.
I listened to the song two times when I start my podcast, Clinton Jaws guys.
But I honestly, I could listen to it five times.
Right, Clint, five times.
Coming in, 10, 4.
Woke up this morning.
Yeah, I know.
I shouldn't say this stuff.
I shouldn't say it.
I wake up.
I'm sitting on the couch.
I wake up.
I wake up early before the whole family.
I'm sitting on the couch.
I'm eating my coffee, guys.
Eating it up a storm.
and the woman comes out eventually and she's sitting on the couch and she's kind of like you know
and I'm like okay what happened last night did I say something wrong last night so I think about last
night and I'm like I'm not going to ask her what's wrong but I can't take it anymore so I ask her
I'm like what's wrong what's going on do you know what today is I'm like uh oh yeah it's our anniversary
letting you know it's our anniversary.
I'm sorry, okay?
I forgot.
She knew I forgot.
Why wouldn't she remind me?
She was waiting for me to forget.
Do you know what I mean?
Probably shouldn't have shared that with you.
It doesn't make me look good.
But I end up going out and getting a bunch of things.
Think she got me something?
It's like our 40th year anniversary or something like that.
It's been forever.
Met her in 01.
Yeah, I'm not saying any...
I probably shouldn't have brought that up.
That's a terrible start.
I wasn't if I just thought about it.
I was watching Miley here.
And I thought, what could I start with?
Yeah, start with that.
No, I shouldn't have.
How about this?
Let's start over.
I got a question the other day.
Coy, what's behind you?
What are all those items behind you?
Then I start, I'm not going to go through all the items.
But then I opened one, I open, do you guys want to see my box?
I got a box up here, right here.
Do you want to see it?
what's inside i'm going to show you but i don't want you see in my underwear when i sit up so i got to be
careful i have no idea why i have a picture of myself with a heart this is me in depot i didn't i
didn't expect to show you that but look how eager i was in depot do you see that young and hot
that's why there's a heart i think uh because i met the woman a week before i went to depot i think
think this is hers and she put it on my my shelf okay my dad gave me this box when I got
back from depot and you put a little pin on top it's a it's a it's E division pin
don't know if you could see that of course you can't and I didn't sound good in it is a tape
recorder and a bunch of tapes when I was in depot my dad taped our conversations on the
phone I didn't know he did
this and every now and then I listen to them tape number six Clint's R C&P training
in February starting back after Christmas because we had a Christmas break they're all
labeled and it's kind of cool man if you have parents that do that it makes you
remember depot I'm like I didn't know that happened you listen to these tapes I
didn't know what that I didn't know that happened there's also something weird in
here. That was a lot of work for such a little payoff. Some kind of cross rifles. Don't know why it's in here.
Actually, no clue why it's in there. I guess I got my cross rifles. And I got to show you this.
This is so uninteresting, but hockey cards. I have some hockey cards in there. Gordy Lane.
Old hockey cards. Old Opeche, Steve Bozac, 19.
1881, Dave Babbage, Dave Babbage, Dave Williams, don't fall, don't fall asleep on me, okay?
Dave Williams.
A lot of these cards are 1980, like, that's a hockey card from O'Pici.
Do you guys even know what I'm talking about?
1980.
And what's funny about this is, look how many I have, okay?
I had thousands upon thousands of these hockey cards.
why is that interesting because when i started collecting hockey cards and i'm starting to date myself
i'm starting to age myself right but it was when wangretzky was around and i had a stack of
wangretzky's i had i had thousands thousands of hockey cards and i and i don't know why i have
this little bundle left when i was a kid i mean i must have been four years old i think
I can't even remember.
But when I was a kid, I would go down to Jack's store, the local corner store, I would get a
quarter, buy a pack of hockey cards.
That's all I did.
That's all I did was buy packs of hockey cards.
I wasn't allowed to eat candy, really.
So I'd buy hockey cards.
I didn't even watch hockey.
But sometimes I would get about $5.
And that gave me something like, that gave me 20 packs of Opeachie hockey cards.
Why is that interesting?
because I guarantee you the year of 1979,
I was down at Jack's door raping the store of hockey cards.
Wayne Gretzky rookie card.
I guarantee you I had multiple Wayne Gretzky rookie cards.
And that breaks my heart because the rookie card,
Wayne Gretzky, rookie card, just went for something like over $3 million.
And we used to go to school.
Everybody collected hockey cards.
and we'd whip them against the wall and we'd just play with them we had a lot of fun with them i don't
know why we had nothing really blair macdonald 1980 we had nothing like look at this i mean they
look i mean they look like the um this is when when gretsky rookie card came out so what do i'm an
idiot. And I know this is way too long and it's not interesting to you, but it's the 90s.
Okay? I still got my hockey cards. I got a ton of hockey cards. I have no idea where they are.
But all of a sudden, hockey cards became a thing where all of us found out, hey, we might
get some money for these hockey cards. So I bought a book. There was a book that came out.
And I took all my hockey cards. I took all my hockey cards and I put the bad ones over here and
I put the ones that are worth money over here. I had a staff.
And there was about 25 Wayne Gretzky's in there.
I don't know if a rookie card was in there, but it was Wayne Gretzky's.
When I was a kid, I'd just be like, Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky.
How do I get my hands on a Wayne Gretzky?
And I took that pack over to a girl's house, and I was trying to get with her.
And like an idiot, I give these cards to her brother Trevor so he would leave us alone.
I lost my cards.
I didn't get with the girl.
Years later, I see Trevor.
He's a teenager.
Maybe, man.
And I go, hey, Trevor, hey man.
Whatever happened to those hockey cards that I gave you?
Who I sold them a long time ago?
Made a ton of money off him.
Thanks, Clint.
That's about a 15-minute story of stupidity.
Hockey cards.
I want to show you guys something.
I'm going to show you one of the reasons why I started this podcast.
It was on another podcast.
This guy's a speaker.
It wasn't a podcast, actually.
He was a speaker.
I think he's speaking in Vegas or something.
But the words that he says, I just want you guys to see this,
maybe one day you want to start a podcast.
Here's the reason why you should.
And when he said those words,
I didn't think about it that way.
I thought about it.
I used to, I've talked to my family.
I'm like, you know what's really cool, guys,
when I'm dead and gone to my kids.
Shouldn't have said that.
You're going to be able to turn, maybe I said it to the wife, but you're going to be able to turn on the TV and there I'll be.
With my, you know, a thousand videos. You'll be able to hear me.
How cool is that that my kids are going to be able to just turn on the TV and there I'll be when I'm long gone.
This is even cooler, though. Listen to this. That's my grandma, my grandpa, okay? In that picture, I've,
met them. When you look at these pictures, you say, okay, Pat, where are you going with this?
I got a very simple question for you. How much money, be honest on the dollar amount, what would
you give dollar-wise to get a hundred hours of content of your grandparents and great-grandparents?
What would you pay? If all of a sudden Elon Musk invents this new technology to go back to the future and have a drone,
Follow your grandparents for 100 hours of footage to watch them.
What would you pay for that?
Scream out the dollar amount.
Somebody said priceless.
What's that word to you?
What's that word to you?
By the way, how many of you guys get emotional just thinking about it?
See, that gets me emotional.
That gets me emotional.
Because I've never met that man.
I'd love to sit there as a 43-year-old man who's got four kids right now.
But when I watch him, I'll be a five-year-old grandson watching my grandpa I never met before,
getting emotional over 100 hours to say, that's where I get that from.
Oh, my God, that's me.
That's where that comes from.
That's sick.
One day, your grandkids are going to hope there's content of you.
So for some of you that are sitting there saying, why am I waiting to create content?
the argument is over.
You're not doing it for you to become famous.
You're not doing it to make more money.
Create content because your grandkids are hoping you produce content
so they can study you when you're no longer here with us.
Does that make sense?
So now, let's continue.
How cool.
I think that's cool.
I like that.
And I never thought about it that way.
I'm not exactly doing this for my kids.
I'm doing it for,
and maybe you're watching right now.
My kids, kids,
who are they again?
I don't know.
I'll never meet them.
I probably won't.
I'll probably be long gone.
I'll be dead.
I started late with children.
And how cool
is it that one day
they're going to turn on the TV and YouTube
and I'm going to be there?
And they're going to be like,
he reminds me of me.
I don't know, maybe, right?
That's where I get.
that from. So maybe you're thinking about doing one of these stupid things. Do it for that reason.
That's a pretty good reason to do it. Why not? Okay, guys, I'm sorry about the hockey card story.
In my mind, I thought it would be way more interesting. Let's take some calls because I got some good
calls here. And I just want to say, you know, I feel terrible for Nova Scotia and places like that
that are dealing with that hurricane. And I thought I'd get on here if you still have power.
Maybe I could get, it's five o'clock on Sunday.
Maybe I could get this thing out here quick and give you something to watch.
Not like a bunch of people watch me.
But I thought of that.
And I hope everybody's doing well.
And Depo, too.
I do these things for Deppo on a Sunday.
It was Sunday right now in Deppo.
First of all, I'd love it.
I would think it'd be sunny out right now.
Kind of crisp.
Getting kind of crisp at night in the morning.
I don't know.
I'm just guessing.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
when I went to depot, I went to depot right now.
This month, this date.
Yeah, I did.
It was hot, but nice.
You're doing your little running, right?
Running around depot wearing your little shirts.
Your little shorts.
You've got some ear things in your ear and trying to look important.
I was so impressed when I showed up a depot for the first time.
People were running.
I'm like, oh, my God.
It just looked neat.
It looked neat.
Watching it.
It's serious. It looks serious and a little scary.
Hi, I recently came across your channel.
I enjoy watching your videos. They're very informative.
I have one specific question for you about the application process and something that happened to me in the past.
So I got charged eight years ago for forcible confinement.
The charge was drawn by the judge and fingerprints file were also destroyed in my lawyers request.
I was 20 at that time.
The website application lists that as an automatic disqualifier were on one of the links,
it says that they will consider the circumstances and severity and want collaboration.
So I was confused to put like yes or no.
I didn't want to rule my chances due to the confusion.
In the application, it says the former that it's an automatic disqualifier.
However, the website links say something else.
Because my charges were withdrawn, I put no in the question in the R&M.
RMAQ, but where it asked about...
If it said that, please answer this,
have you ever been charged with forcible,
forcible confinement, then you say yes, yes.
I just lost you there.
Only because I didn't want to ruin my chances.
I wanted to explain in detail
the interview or interview the day beforehand.
The reason was I was uncertain
to remove my prospect.
Because of the confusion, I said
I was not sure how to proceed, and I said no.
I want to tell the interviewer on the day before the interview or should I email him or should tell him beforehand of the past.
Like, what should I do?
So like, I really...
You should tell them up front when you fill out that application.
And I don't know if applications are online.
If maybe they made them all paperless, but if they're not paperless, then I would add a section.
I write a couple pages of your story about forcible, forcible confinement.
What's forcible confinement, guys?
That's when you don't let somebody leave the house.
Like what my wife does to me all the time.
She'll block the way.
She'll block me from leaving.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I don't know, dude, it's going to be tough becoming a cop if you were charged with
forcible confinement, but maybe you have a story out there.
I don't know what the story is.
Are you able to say, just because it was withdrawn, it doesn't mean you didn't do it.
Did you actually forcibly confine somebody?
Right?
And if you did, it ain't going to look good.
But maybe you have a story.
Like you said, you have a story and good luck.
Hey, Clint, it's Quinn calling.
I was just listening to your last podcast or YouTube video,
whichever you like to call it.
It was about one of the callers phoned in and said that the RCB has removed the need
for an exam, a written exam portion.
I was wondering, do you think that the RCB has got the benchmark for all police forces
throughout Canada and the other police forces will probably follow suit in the future?
or it's just just an attempt of the RCP to try and recruit more people?
Because I know before they, I know the standards then to change from time to time
when they be more people, they'll lower the standard and when they don't, they'll raise it.
So just wondering what your thoughts are on it.
And so yeah, keep up good work and look forward to more podcasts.
My thoughts are that they need bodies, they need heartbeats.
And you know what?
The exam is so stupid.
That written exam is dumb.
They shouldn't have a written exam with English and math and all the observation and memory.
It's ridiculous.
It's dumb.
Even, you know, I won't say that part.
It should be essays.
Write an essay.
If your essay is good enough, then you move on to the next stage.
So I'm glad they got rid of it.
And I don't even know if they really did.
There's something else in place there.
I don't fully understand it.
but I couldn't get over that barrier trying to become a cop.
And I think you would all agree I got the great personality to be a cop, right?
But I couldn't get to that second stage.
I couldn't get the package.
Couldn't get the interview.
Because I was a white male trying to get a good mark on that exam.
Am I in trouble?
Hello?
Oh my God.
So that's a guy on a Moby comes by me,
while I parked sideways by the garbage can.
He's like, nice parking job, dip shit.
And I start laughing.
I'm like, well, there's no one around at all.
I'm like, well, there's no one around.
Hold on.
What do you say?
He said, yeah, what?
Yeah.
Whatever.
And then he kept going on his mobile.
There's literally three cars by the gate.
You're not parking, though.
You're stopping for a second.
No, I stopped, and then I went down to the boat.
And I got my glasses.
And he called you a what?
He said, nice poking job, you dear shit.
And I started laughing.
I'm like, there's nobody around.
Oh, my God.
I would have snapped.
Okay, bye.
Wouldn't I have?
Yeah.
Hey.
If I'm on the podcast right now, I'm going to be really bad.
No, you're not.
But when you come home, can you be pretty to me?
Bye.
We drop off our garbage.
Oh, this is great.
I pay $1,500 a year.
I have a second boat.
It's a fishing boat.
And it's down at the wharf right now,
to Clue to Sea Haven Marina in Port Alberti.
It's the cat's ass, guys.
Like, if I want to go fishing in the morning,
I just drive down to it.
I go through this gate.
When I walk down on my boat,
I start up my boat,
and I go, I don't have to launch it or anything.
It's just, it's perfect.
And the great thing about this,
is there's a dumpster.
You open up the gate and there's a dumpster.
So we take all our garbage to the dumpster.
And we save about 10 bucks a week alone, just doing that.
And I guess this guy didn't like how the woman parked.
And I'm sorry, dude.
I don't know if I, I don't even, who are you again?
Who's this guy?
Recruit more people.
Because I know before they, I know the standards tend to change from time to time
when they be more people, they'll load the standard.
Yeah, that's why they're doing it.
They got rid of the test to recruit more people.
I mean, of course they got to recruit people.
Who wants to become a police officer now compared to what it was like before?
Everybody wanted to become a Mountie.
But with all the negative feedback and no positive feedback,
it's really hard to get people to apply.
So, of course, they've got to get rid of it.
dumb anyways
hey clint it's Josh
I hope everything's doing well
the podcast has been really good lately
you think
loving all the episodes
so this is my second call
I actually called you a few months back
I talked to you about my social media
presence and I make a lot of videos
on social media
I told you I had over 2 million followers
and I was asking you that would be an issue
on TikTok though
you remember but that caller was me
I was just calling to give you
you an update on my application. So I would say near the end of April, that's when I got a
response. And I actually got deferred for six months because in my initial application,
I just made this little mistake. It was about the I test. And it was just saying if you're from
this province, click yes. And I accidentally put yes when it was supposed to put no. And that's
the reason why I got deferred. So I actually applied for a flight attendant.
job with Air Canada.
Oh, gross.
I forgot about this.
Oh, my God.
Flight attendant.
Air Canada sucks.
Could you imagine being a flight attendant?
I mean, you got to be slightly, like, squirly to be a flight attendant.
You know what I mean?
How is that fun?
Put me in a bus.
Put me in the air in this bus.
And I'll fly around and I'll serve people.
Gross.
Sorry. It's probably a good thing for you.
I'm going to be doing for, I would say I want to do this job for about six months to a year,
and then I'm going to reapply to the RCMP.
And I just wanted to ask you what you think about the job I'm doing right now.
Would it be a good opening? Would it give you the job you're doing right now?
Good chances of making it because I know they both deal with like dealing with a lot of different people,
like the public or passengers.
And I was just wondering if you think
the fact that I got deferred for six months,
would that make a big difference for when I reapply?
And yeah, just give me any advice you can.
Thank you, man.
You know what?
Hey, Clint, it's Josh.
Hey, Josh.
You know what?
It just reminded me of a story.
Yeah, I think that you can,
I think when it comes to your end,
interview that you may be able to pull out an example from your air candidateist in i remember when i took
my interview i pulled out a story about when i worked up budget rent a car yeah guys i worked a budget
rent a car washing vehicles and vacuuming them out every time you bring back a rental there's a kid
back there that washes them cleans them up i was more than a kid it was like 25 i was like 25 i
worked at this budget rent a car. They ended up firing me. And yeah, when I was telling the interviewer
because she asked me a question, and I'm like, yeah, that happened when I worked at budget rent a car.
This is when I told the truth. Here's an example of me telling the truth. And when I brought up
budget rent a car, she started laughing. The cop's name was Schwartz, Maxine Swartz, who I really like.
and she couldn't stop laughing.
And I know she was laughing because I worked up budget rent a car.
And there was something funny to her about that.
So yeah, any job you do, you could always pull from using it in your interview.
And thanks for your call.
I don't mean to laugh about Air Canada, but I just hate Air Canada.
I just realize I'm really sloppy tonight.
And I shouldn't be.
Hey, Clint.
Hope things are going well.
Pretty good.
Some of my true mates and I, we called earlier, actually, a little while ago.
You did.
You did.
About midterms?
Not earlier, like weeks ago.
Weeks ago.
It was a while back.
I guess it's a while back now.
Well, that's done.
We're all successful.
Pistol call, done.
Next thing we have is...
Midterm done.
Pistol qual, qualification done.
Next you have is...
So call, done.
Next thing we have is driving.
So we just wanted to call.
and ask you about this for the fun, why not?
How did you do in driving?
How was it at here?
It's a hard benchmark.
It's not a hard benchmark.
Okay.
Driving's easy.
The only way you're going to fail driving is if you get into an accident.
I think.
Yeah, of course there's going to be something, you know, Bobby has got to go home because
he failed his patrol drive three or whatever.
I can't even remember what patrol drives there are.
Is there four?
I can't even remember.
But I was unbelievable at driving.
that you can't even really teach.
I should have been a race car driver.
I always knew that.
I was always natural with driving.
I did good at driving.
I remember Natalie McPherson and my troop.
After the driving, we had to go on a course, and I just kicked butt in this course.
There was a granny cone.
They called it the granny.
Don't hit the granny.
It was the easiest thing I've ever had.
I don't know why I'm telling you this story.
All of a sudden, I'm just starting to think about it, though.
here's this story we go out on the track that day we got one day to kick butt it's the like the high speed
driving in and out of cones and going nuts going as fast as you want going as fast as you can and
corporal pete i'll never forget it he um i'm driving i got to do two two of these things
and I get three minutes the first time I go around I get three minutes I remember it being three
minutes that seems like a long time now that I'm thinking about it maybe I got the times wrong
but I got three minutes which was a pretty good mark but I knew I'd get 250 two minutes 50
and as I'm doing it we're talking we're having a conversation as I'm going nuts I'm going
crazy and he goes you know what Clint I'm going to tell you something
You could come back here and teach this course.
And I said, oh yeah, yeah, but you won't write that down.
And he wrote it down on my paperwork.
Clint could come back here and teach this course.
So we finished the first lap and we're going to do the second lap.
You know what he says to me?
Okay, what I want you to do right now is I want you to slow it right down.
Okay.
Go slower.
I'm like, okay.
I really wanted to show you how fast I could really go.
So I go slower.
And guess what happens?
I got a slower mark.
And he says, oh, great job.
But I'll never forget that, that he said that.
And I know why he said it.
PZ thought if I went slower, I'd be smoother.
And I'd get a faster time, but he was wrong.
You're right.
I could teach it.
Don't tell cadets to go slower.
Smoother, sure, but not slower.
You know, I was really good at driving.
I was really good at firearms.
I got 250.
I don't know if you still have that score, but I got 250.
PDT, I was unreal.
I was unreal at those things.
There wasn't anybody better.
I'm just going to say it.
When it came to shooting, driving, and PDT.
Yeah, there was things that I passed everything, but there was things that I look back on it now and I shouldn't have passed.
Like when it came towards the end, where I was just a basket of nerves.
How did you do in driving?
How was it?
I hear it's a hard benchmark.
No.
How did you prepare for it?
How did I prepare for it?
I don't know.
I just practiced.
Before I forget, I'll tell you this.
We're on our final patrol drive.
This is what scared me about driving because I came from Port Alberti.
We didn't have one-way streets.
I didn't drive in Vancouver where there was only one-way streets.
So I was really petrified about these one-way streets.
So I drove downtown Regina.
constantly practicing, figuring out what you do with a one-way street.
And my biggest fear was I was going to be.
Actually, when I was younger, I went down the wrong way in Vancouver, down a wrong-way street.
And they told us, if you go down on your test a wrong-way street, you will automatically fail.
So in my test, there's three people in the patrol car, okay?
Something else I just thought about.
there's three people in the patrol car i'm done okay i've already passed jf he's he's driving now i'm directly behind him
in the back seat with another cadet and the instructor goes okay when possible turn right and he's out of
light so he puts on his ticotker he puts on his signal light he's in the light is red okay he's not
going he's waiting for the light to turn green or there might be a car in front of him
And I'm like, oh my God.
And I looked at my buddy, he's about to fail.
He's about to go up a one-way street the wrong way.
We can see that he can't go up that street.
But he's about to.
And tick-to-talk, tick-to-talk, tick-to-talk.
And I can't say anything, right?
I'm not allowed to say anything.
So I grab onto a seatbelt from behind because a seatbelt is like this.
And I grab my right onto it.
And I start going on this.
And I start pulling him.
and he looks at me he's like i think clint's trying to tell me something but i'm not it's not registering
and he still got the signal light on and i'm like i do it again and i'm like jf's about to fail and that
would have been terrible for me i wouldn't have liked that you know what the instructor did
light turns green or whatever he's ready to go jf's about to turn right up on this wrong way street
and the instructor goes one way street the other way and jf goes i'm looking at his face it goes oh yeah yeah
yeah okay and the instructor said something like you can thank me later didn't fail um didn't do anything
about it jf passed and i thought that was pretty cool because why would you fail somebody on
something that's so small and so stupid really and i thought if i ever came back to depot i
would be, I would do what that instructor did.
Saved his butt.
In search, I wrote down search.
I remember my first patrol drive.
They hid stuff in the couches and stuff.
Not the couches, sorry, there's people walking around upstairs.
In the backseat.
They will hide stuff so well that it's nearly impossible to find, like fake dives and
stuff like that.
And we pulled out the backseat.
We searched, we did our search, and we're like, it's all clear, but no, it wasn't,
horse. She pulled out like three other items. You miss this, you miss that, you miss that. Then we had to
write some kind of essay saying how terrible we are. What kind of stuff did you practice? And how did it go
for you? Just practice, man. Just practiced. Right. Doing your you turn. You know, you go past a street.
You got to make sure you go far enough to do the you turn almost into that street. I know I'm not
explaining myself properly. But you just become really, really good.
when you practice. You practice in the courses that are at depot. I remember I helped out a girl,
a cop. She was a couple troops down from me. Her last name was Munn. Bonnie? I can't remember.
Not bad. And really helped her out. The instructor actually said to her,
why are you so good? And she said, Clinton Jaws, help me out. She actually put in a kudos for me.
it sounds like I'm bragging but I will tell you when I'm do bad but I'm also going to tell you when I do good
go for your troop mates and how did it go for you how did it go for your troop mates
it went good for everybody yeah but no no it didn't and I'm not going to bring it up no
we also took your uh you hear that guy yeah but yeah we also took your uh your advice there
we're in uh hotels now yeah we're we're off base tonight so that's a for you guys you call me
super Canadian with the yes bud
I'm the guy you made the call the last time
we know you like
young guy like 19
bud and you know
it's so awesome that you guys is this the first hotel
that you got since you've been there because you're
past the halfway mark
I spent every weekend
in a hotel
except for one and it sounds like
all three of you guys are together I hope you're not watching porn
don't watch porn okay
I remember I'm at the quality in
three of my troop mates they get the
own room. I'm like, guys, you can't afford $39 to get your own room. And I walk in there. I got my
own room. I used to get the honeymoon suite for an extra $10. It was $49.99. And I remember I walked in there.
There's three guys. They're laying on the beds. And they got porn on. Maybe I've already talked about
this. And they're watching a full out porno. And I'm like, that's disgusting. How is this? How is
that comfortable. You know they all have boners. Like, why would you watch a porno with another guy
if you're a straight guy? There's nothing more grosser to me than that. And I'm like,
I'm sitting at the chair and I'm like, and the girl, oh, yeah. I'm like, okay. They're all into it.
They're looking at it and staring at it. And I'm like, I'm not going to sit here and get a boner with you guys.
so I ended up leaving I went back to my room and don't get porn
I get to use these calls for your podcast
the guy you made the call the last time
we know you like to use these calls for your podcast
and that next time you're doing one
you could just chuck this right on in there if you want to
we were real happy to have your response last time
we know you enjoyed having us call we enjoyed
more hearing back from you
click we also figured out one other thing
what we're going
I got lucky I get to go home
my two troop mates
not so much
yeah
yeah
Activision
yeah
again how did that work for your
troop how did dynamics go
when everyone found out where they were going
and all that because that's where we
Danny cried
we found out in the
we found out like
one day somebody would find out the next day
a few other people would find out the day after that
some more people would find out when Denny found out.
He said, can, will you go outside with me?
And we were in, what do you call it again when you're doing all your studies and your bookwork?
I know, it's not PDT.
It's something else, right?
Applied sciences.
I can't remember.
APS?
Is that a word?
And we went out.
I grabbed my cigarettes and I had a cigarette with him.
And he started crying because he was going to Prince Rupert.
And he was really upset that his girlfriend,
was going to she was from Victoria hot really upset that she was going to leave him what she did
but I couldn't believe that he was crying there was a lot of sad people there was some happy people
though I was happy like when they told me I was going to Duncan because that was six on my
list I covered the island right I picked every place on the island and Duncan was six it was
half an hour away from where I lived, which was the NIMO.
And I'm like, guys, I'm going to Duncan.
Nobody would look at me.
It's like, well, they were.
They were mad that I was the only one that really got what I wanted.
I got Vancouver Island.
I remember a month before that, a random instructor came in and talked to the group.
And he said, who wants to go to Vancouver Island?
And I'm like, I do.
And he goes, good luck.
I'm like, oh, God.
Nobody was happy for me except for my parents.
I even called up my girlfriend.
And she's like, I don't know.
Guess what happened to school today?
She didn't even care.
Nobody cared.
And my troop mate, they were mad.
And you know, you know, it's sick?
I bet you there's some people in your troop that are happy that you got F division.
But it's not forever, dude.
You can go anywhere.
you want to go if you set your heart to it if you set your mind to it i've done it it's easy
well it's not easy it's tricky but you can do it i just love it when you guys call
for your troop how did dynamics go when everyone found out where they're going and all that
because that's that's where we are so so yeah uh best just all you know good good and yeah
if you can pass along any advice for uh track and how the last half of training goes that'd be
Cool.
You want me to just talk about the last half of trading?
The very end was kind of horrific.
You were making those videos recently, too.
You've been keeping them coming.
Strong, solid stream.
Always appreciate it.
Strong solid stream of videos.
And you have yourself, a wonderful night.
Thanks, thank you.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, guys.
Thanks, I just think it's so cool that you're there.
In a hotel.
going out, but be careful if he go out.
I think back at my
times that I went out, and I
slipped on ice, and I bang my knee
so bad
that I refused to go
to the doctor at depot.
Is there a doctor at depot? I refused to
report it. And it almost
and I knew if I did, it probably
would have ended me. So I
had to fight through the final end.
Even during rings.
No?
Where you're wrestling. I should show that.
video me and mike kakoris wrestling ground fighting he was hurt he had a bad shoulder and i had a bad
knee and just be careful when you go out like i always say like get a room and go out go out to the
bars and pick up checks do things like that but then there was another member sebastian something
and sab or something he has some kind of uh youtube things
out there.
He never once went to the bar, and that might be a smarter way to go.
But I knew I would have went squirrely if I stayed there on the weekends.
I had to go out.
I was young.
It was like 26.
I needed to go out and be a 26-year-old on the weekends.
But it's very dangerous because you have a bunch of drinks in your system and you're guaranteed.
said the wrong things lots.
So be careful.
Be careful when you guys go out and about.
And thanks for calling.
It makes my night when you guys call.
I don't know why.
I might become a loser.
I don't know.
I just really want to...
I think I'll take my family there.
I don't know.
You know what?
I need a surge.
This sucker.
This is my original surge.
I only got one.
So I needed to be all fitted.
The boots don't even fit anymore.
That barely fit.
It doesn't fit.
I look like an idiot in it.
But I would put it on.
Like if something really bad happened in the world,
I would put it on and I'd do my marching and I would go out to the whatever ceremony I needed to go to.
But I feel bad that all my items aren't organized and ready to go.
I feel bad that I would look ridiculous if I put it on, but I would do it anyways.
But what I should do is I should fly out to Regina.
And I don't even know if you can.
If I can.
And just get them to suit me up again.
A new suit.
I need a new jersey.
It's tight.
And I don't know why I shared that with you.
It just, it's nice to hear the call from Regina.
And it's nice to think back.
It feels such a great moment for me when I was a kid, went through it.
Like I always say, there's two.
there are two lives when you become a Mountie.
One is Deppo, and then you become a Mountie.
Like you guys are talking to me right now.
You're going to become a bitter prick after a couple of years.
Hopefully you don't, but you probably will.
Right now you guys are innocent, fun, and just into it.
And yes, corporal.
But then you become a cop and you're like, ugh, you corporal.
The change is insane.
So that's why I tell you that there's two worlds, depot life and police life.
And the best one was depot life.
Piece is so satisfied after you get your badge.
When they put your badge in your hand, then you become a police officer.
And you're not listening to Clinton to Jaws anymore.
And I get it.
I totally get it.
And I think that's it.
I don't know if I'm going to play this one.
Hey, Clint, Barry Collin.
Just had a couple questions.
I'm not too sure if you want.
We've spoken previously in the past.
I wonder if you can give me a call.
I had a credit issue.
I know you did a segment on this prior,
a year ago or so,
about your credit file.
I had no signing bill, which I paid off.
And there was another issue that popped up as well.
and I'm not really too sure.
Okay, credit.
I'm not going to play this one.
But credit, guys, if you got an outstanding bill and you want to go to depot,
you're going to make your life really hard for you,
they turned down people close to me because they had outstanding bills, huge bills.
What I think you're saying is you got bad credit.
I think you're going to be fine.
Bad credit should be okay.
They just don't want you owing a lot of money before you go to death.
And I think I'm going to leave it at that.
I got to make a roast tonight in Yorkshire pudding.
And I want to, oh, the Broncos are playing.
It's 535.
I kind of want to throw this one up here just so you guys can watch it.
But I got edited it.
So I'm going to be sitting down here for a couple hours.
And I know I'm going to get in trouble for this one.
Not my best stuff by far.
It was the hockey card thing.
Not really.
that's still in the back of my head.
Okay.
Thanks for watching.
Bye-bye.
Good luck in Depo, guys.
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