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Episode Date: March 14, 2025

They were wrong on every level about Trump

He will never be president of the United States. Good call. He's not going to be president. He is not. I knew it. Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States. Take it to the bank. I guarantee it.

All right. All right. Donald Trump will not be called president. Doesn't stand a chance. Okay, here we are. And which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump. Are you retarded?

I think that man will be president. United States right about the time that spaceships filled with dinosaurs and redcapes. So you're telling me there's a chance. Take it from him. Take it from him. And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leading a Republican ticket.

Next. I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on. Sorry to laugh. He's not going to be president of the United States. Let's be clear. Donald Trump will lose the election. Crystal clear. Donald Trump will never be elected president of the United States.

Donald Trump is a here today gone tomorrow candidate for president of the United States. Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States. President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States, exclamation point. At real Donald Trump. Well, at real Donald Trump, at least I will go down as a president. Mike drop. I'll make a prediction though for you. I don't really get into predictions much.

But this one, I'll go way out on a limb. Donald Trump will never, ever be president of the United States. The Trump should not be in this race. He's an absurdity. He is a travesty. Donald Trump, just last week, he confirmed the National Review that he is again considering a run in 2016. Do it.

Do it. Look at me. Do it. I will personally write you a campaign. claim check now. Two of them? On behalf of this country, which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run. And so right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty, I just want to say, you're not going to be president, all right? Said the dumbest man on the planet. It's been fun. It's been great.

Cousy on the air. I love you. But, but come on, come on, buddy. All let's say, cow poo-poo aside. There is zero chance we'll be seeing you being sworn in on the Capitol steps with your hand on a giant golden Bible. We talk about him every day and we continuously bashing him. He's not going to be the president. Don't worry about it. Exactly. And we're coming to a point where if you're Hillary Clinton, you're honestly probably starting to think about not just whether you will win, but how big your win will be. Right.

And then you say that Donald Trump has the best day in the entire world. Yeah. completely outperforms expectations and he wins all of the toss-up states he wins all five of those states plus that electoral college vote in Maine that he's after he wins all of the toss-ups which would be insane because nobody wins all of the top-up states even if Donald Trump did win all of the toss-up states he would still lose I guess so why you're returning to the Republican Party despite Boris thinking that Donald Trump could win New York like this the presidential race is over it just just could I just cut through I have one thing to say one thing only What's that fat man? And that is that this race is over. Tomorrow morning, the money will dry up. The Republicans will start to hide. Trump has no place to go.

This race, effectively, as of tonight, is no longer a presidential race. That's why I've never seen you again. Everything I know about presidential politics, and I've been through five of them. I've never seen one like this. This race is over. You might as well accept it. And the question now is, how do you minimize damage? He had a really good change.

to be different and really have a chance to change things, but he doesn't do the work. He's lazy. So when you stand and deliver that state of the union address in no part of your mind or brain, can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering a state of the union address? Well, I can imagine it in a Saturday night skid. I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be present. I think Harris is on a trajectory to probably win by more than the 20,000 boats that for the last six.

Look, I think she's going to win by about the same margin that Obama won in 12. Oh, wow. Three point not. That's a big prediction. Particularly I'm watching North Carolina, and she'll end up winning the race not because she won North Carolina. It'll just mean that a bunch of other states on the bubble like we talked about before. She should win by a larger margin than bind.

That everything points toward a Harris win in all three of those states. When Trump loses North Carolina, when he loses North Carolina, that's an indication that he's going to lose the rest of the states that come in that night or most of them. And I wouldn't even be surprised to see something unexpected like we saw in 2008, where Obama wins a random state like Indiana. I think we've all seen the Trump campaign falling apart in front of us since Madison Square Garden. Dismal. I mean, it was falling apart before that. But that precipitated, I think, a pretty hard collapse. It's getting harder for him to get a crowd in the room.

I mean, Jeff, you said last night of Trump's rally in Michigan, you've had more people in your kitchen. It was sad. Nobody showed up to Trump's Michigan rally? Please welcome the next president of the United States. When he ends up losing on Tuesday that now he's, you know, out there. He's the only person laughing. Garbage trucks, I mean, it looks ridiculous.

Garbage trucks. It's not going to work, Trump. You know, as we all know, if she wins Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, he has to run the board and hope for miracles. He needs a sausage fest to happen today of non-college educated white guys, dude showing up who are in their 20s and 30s. He's not going to have that. And they're the least reliable voters on the planet.

No kidding. Joe Rogan fans? They got other things to do. Go drink beer, go to work. Chase girls, like they got stuff going on. They're not interested in politics. I love these kids. This election is mainly going to hinge on Pennsylvania.

And right now it's not looking good for Harris. I think Trump's going to win. Well, the reason why I don't think Kamala got my vote is because I feel like everything she does is pretty phony. So if that trend continues, we're not looking at just victory. We're looking at a wipeout. How old are you? You're with a young republic.

I'm 28. And to be honest, like, you're being honest now. You look at Harris's events, whether they're in Philly or in Detroit or Milwaukee in the last couple of days versus Trump, she's packing them. And I don't get the sense, you know, to sorts of points that they're. I think Donald Trump will be a candidate for president if he loses in February 25. The party's going to have to continue to lose for a while before it does what it takes to change. And I'm not sure what that would be. Republicans are going to be in a position where what's left of the party is older,

whiter, angrier, meaner, more afraid of the future. They're going to have some significant diversity, though. There's going to be Germans and Irish and Dutch and a whole lot of other white people. And after a decade of losing, they're going to have the same guy at the head of the party. That's going to be the reality when this election is over. over is Trump will have led the Republicans to yet another defeat, defeat in the House, defeat across the nation in state houses. I love it.

I love it. Legislature. And quite possibly they're about to squander the opportunity that was just there for the Republicans to pick up the U.S. Senate. And it looks like increasingly like John Tester, maybe the new Harry Reid. God bless John Tester, man. The guy behind the guy. Until election day.

The hell of it. The more likely scenarios they're going to have a civil war within. A big part of what we need to do in the aftermath of this thing is we want them to all be fighting amongst themselves. Better they have a civil war with each other than try and have a civil war with all the ones. There is a fear out there. What's the fear? And I think it's a legitimate fear about just where, just how bad the 76 days after the election are going to be. In this period between election and certification, what should Americans be doing and thinking about...

Lock your doors. The only way to, that I think that is going to be available for the Trump campaign to have any Hail Mary shot at winning in the courts. It's amazing. Now they're talking about what happens after Trump loses. Great prediction, guys. The worst! The worst on the planet! Look, I think that the period between the election and the 20th, it could be the most volatile period since the Civil War.

Three weeks after the election, he got sentenced. Is it 26th or something? He's going to jail. I believe it is 26th. Yeah. So who knows what's going to happen there? You can imagine if he's sentenced to prison time. Well, of course.

What that reaction would be like. Trumpism is still going to be wandering around the countryside like a, like a zombie for a while. We're going to have to to take some steps to make sure that that threat is, uh, mitigated a little bit going forward. And then, of course, there's Donald Trump. Yes. Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

Jokes on you, bitch.