Club 520 Podcast - 520 in the Morning - Jeff Teague REACTS to Klay Thompson signing w/ HEAT, Enes Kanter KICKED OUT of WNBA game

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

On the Monday, August 24 episode of 520 in the Morning, Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen react to Klay Thompson agreeing to a buyout with the Dallas Mavericks, and signing with the Miami Heat. Jefd an...d the guys talk about how the Heat desperately needed shooting, and how even though Klay is past his prime, he can still provide elite perimeter shooting. The guys then react to Enes Kanter getting KICKED OUT of a WNBA game, as well as react to the Big 3 championship game. Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-...Timeline:0:00 - Kobe dropping 815:00 - Klay to Heat8:00 - Watson starter over Shedeur11:00 - LaMelo trade behind the scenes14:00 - Start a team with Giannis or Kawhi16:00 - Superchat questions 22:00 - Jeff’s Lou story25:00 - Jokic-Wemby, France-Serbia 27:00 - IT drops 56 in pro-am42:00 - CC & Kelsey cook49:00 - Get Well Soon#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:23 Hey, we are a lot. That is crazy. Yeah, we're going to have a good show. We're already wild. We're opening this show for sure. Good morning. Happy Monday is Bob 20 in the morning. Favorite sports show.
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Starting point is 00:02:50 We got Bishop. We got Mook. We got Teague. Folks, good morning. How y'all doing? All right, man. All right, man, have a good weekend, man. For sure.
Starting point is 00:02:56 All right, man. Let's get back to it, man. Happy belated to the Bean, man. Load it up, man. It's only right. Hopey highlights, man. 81 points, let's get it, Lou. All be right, man.
Starting point is 00:03:06 It's only right to honor the mom in the right way, man. 81 buckets. Number two all time behind them. Yeah, I say that, bro. Yeah, bro, I'm disrespecting. I go, bro. Thoughts up being. It would be another tough shot.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Some of the rookies, of course, at this point, hitting the wall to do the season as Kobe. Man, really had 81. That's crazy. And one. You got a chance to shoot a ball every time like this.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Y'all don't think y'all can score 60. Hell yeah. If I could just shoot every time? Yeah. And the NBA game? Yeah. If he comes out and they just let him shoot every play. I probably get 60.
Starting point is 00:03:47 He 100% can score 60. I think anybody could. Anybody can't. If you can play basketball. You're not tired of your arm, be. You didn't score 30 with way less shots. So you think your average starter in the NBA, if they had, say, 40 shots, they could probably get 50? I mean, I'm wild, obviously.
Starting point is 00:04:05 100%. We're about 30 shot of sims. If it don't matter if you win or not. I can just come down and just shoot. 30 on 60? No. That's tough. Nah, 30 shots.
Starting point is 00:04:15 No. You got to be able to have 45 shots. Yeah. Okay. That's a hell of a caveat move because what if it is for a win, though? Nah, it get tricky now. Like if it matter? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:27 That's a little bit. Yeah. I mean, you can still get it, but like, what he's doing is. What he doing is necessary, though. Yeah, that's a fact, they are down. This was needed. That's why this is crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Lay. He said, I'm not losing to the rapist today. They needed every bucket. Now somebody was 50 that wide open. This is a real clinic, though.
Starting point is 00:05:02 He scored every way that you can ask for. Bro, it's four people right there, and it did not matter. You do not believe in your gods. No swing, swing. All right. We saw the first half. I gave them chances.
Starting point is 00:05:19 It builds up to y'all. We're going to lose to the rappers tonight. I got y'all. He really was killing. That's tough, bro. I should have got 100. Fuck, yeah. I'm glad.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Now, I ain't hating on bam. The sport, he didn't have many points in the league. It's crazy, but it didn't look like this. No. No, it didn't look like it. It did not.
Starting point is 00:05:37 It's no shade, but. They just went crazy, though. Yeah. This one would be the Ty Wilp. Wilp Coke. It's Wilp. You see that? You see that?
Starting point is 00:05:50 You see that, bro. Respect. Now look at it now. On there twice. The list is different now. Because Bamb is here. True. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:06:02 20-point blowout because Kobe went crazy, man. Rest and peace of the mom. But 81 points. Always got to respect it, man. That's crazy. Like, he said, they really needed the Aldenbugs when they game, bro. No, man.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Shouts to the best. Rest and peace for sure. All right, man. Shout to Clay Thompson, man. He is in South Beach. Two years, $11. $1.5 million.
Starting point is 00:06:18 dollars took a little bit less. He could have got the heat with more space to get one more quality of that, or maybe even two, an event minimum. What are you feeling, man? How's the roster shaping up?
Starting point is 00:06:26 It's a good picko because he guard, too. They got a great defensive team. Yeah, now, as he coming off the bench, as I've been seeing, they said Tim Hardaway Jr. We'll be six-man-in-a-square. But y'all think Clayton's on. We got a squad, boy, I told you.
Starting point is 00:06:39 What I said? The heat was going to be better than the sixers. Yeah, they was killing you for that, too. They could be on that. I don't know always sex stuff earlier. But you know, nah. Y'all, y'all can't get on this clay train. I was talking about, I'm not on that train.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I said, I don't get height. He can shoot the ball. You know, get on clay train. It's cool. In the year of our Lord's 2026. But I thought, you know, respect to Clay. We just need you to shoot threes and guard. That's what he going to do.
Starting point is 00:07:03 That's all we need. Honestly, I don't even really need you to guard because in 2026, I'm not relying up on Clay Knops and lock up, but just knock his three down. They all guard, so they got a good ass. Yeah, they all competitive. Now, I moved last year, you know what I'm saying? He was high in Miami until I got wicked. You back on the bad wagon?
Starting point is 00:07:16 man yeah you're just on Philly I said they was Miami is gonna be better than Philly baby I'm back damn the east is raw so we got yeah I'm tip it up
Starting point is 00:07:26 be here and say that again the guys they listen to me bro the east was me they didn't get took all the players and brought them out there bro
Starting point is 00:07:34 so we got the real conference so we got Sam Janis Clay Whig Tim Raway Jim
Starting point is 00:07:41 John Misle Tim Rway off the pond Tim Rway off the pond Bobby Porter's off the pond That's a fact. That's a nice, man. We got a nice seven. Ryan Conwell.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Ryan Conwell is there. Shout to Ryan, boy. Damn, Bobby Porter's off the bench. I like a buddy, too, Nicola Yovitch. Joe's, yeah, he's solid, bro. Yeah. He ain't bad either. Hell, Arson, that week either.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I don't know how much men's going to get his car. Who's myriad? Marriotton. We're all right now, man. I'm not mad at it. Yeah, I think that gets, and Trey Donaldson, I don't know if he'll get men's the world. Miami, he is raw.
Starting point is 00:08:14 But obviously, the guard position is a little bit tricky. Yeah, I've seen that as well Yeah, we get another big too Yeah, we solid Miami team that would be scary Come by all time You know what I'm saying They get somebody else to playoff
Starting point is 00:08:26 Offrey spot but so far They got what it takes man How ya's feeling? I just find another guard Like point guard Don't let Drew Holiday I've seen that Portland
Starting point is 00:08:36 I bet I'll let you Holiday go bro He has to stay in the West He doesn't go to Miami man Don't let Drew holiday get out there Yeah man They should go to Philly If we're going to get annoying Let you go to Philly.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Nix have shook the league up, bro. Don't let Drew get out of there and get a buyout to the Knicks and go to Miami. All right, man. I am mad at a glade on South Beach. This is wicked. Get my jersey ready, car. Whenever you're getting. Yeah, I'm probably worth 55.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Miami is the top four C? Weel. 55. Miami better than Cleveland? Yeah, bro. For sure. So they drop down. DG.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah. Miami better than the Celtics? Yeah. They dropped down. They better than the D. Detroit Pistons? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:19 We are the number. We are the best team in the East. We've competing with it. Yeah. What was in the past doesn't matter. Respectfully, though. Miami and Philly taking over
Starting point is 00:09:28 them first two spots? Nah, the Knicks are still up there. The Knicks is still up there. Top three is sold up. They definitely top four. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I mean, that is Janus. And when Yonis plays, bro, Yonis kills. Yeah. Him and bam. And this teams usually are like top four in the east. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Now, Miami cold. I ain't know, hey, they fire. Especially if Clay just give them 75% They don't need some shoes. They just need you to hit three threes. Yeah, man, Tim Hardaway, you're going to space the floor. I'm going to say, fire ass. Yeah, wig too.
Starting point is 00:10:00 And you got vets in the locker room, too. Bals going to be high. Yeah, Miami, I got something to be happy about. Shout to Clay, man. Breaking news, the Brown sat Watson as their QB1, not Shador. Give it a couple weeks. You see the interview, Lou? Well, Deshaughta said, y'all hate me regardless.
Starting point is 00:10:17 He said, when I got hurt, they cheered. Yo, man, that's my favorite player in the NFL. Deshawned? Yes. God bless you. He used to be mom. I ain't gonna lie. That was my God.
Starting point is 00:10:26 That nigga threw a head so bad. I'm trying to camp. Don't worry about it. The check clear. Oh, the shit is clear. The check clear. They made me to be here. Him coming off the allegations and getting the biggest deal of NFL history is that.
Starting point is 00:10:40 That's on the Brown. That's my favorite point in the NFL, bro. Yeah. That's on the Browns. I hope you do it. get a shot, though. Don't you worry. If he outplays him, he needs to be QB1.
Starting point is 00:10:48 All jokes and sorry. He definitely been outplaying him. But who cares? The check has cleared. Either way, top offloading, bro. I'm just saying, if Deshaun is fucking up game one,
Starting point is 00:10:56 pulling, bro. Nope. Sit him down. They said, bro, we pay you 40 minutes. Bless your door and Rockout could. Yeah, you're not going to see to me Deshawn Washington. I love Deshavene.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I mean, they're going to boo him soon as he comes out. That Watson Jersey is, who, on sale for sure. They are nothing. He is cleaning up because I love it. Oh, he's going to play. So what's their first game?
Starting point is 00:11:21 Jaguars and Buccaneers, I hope he plays amazing. And then they got a cheer for him. If he kills. They got a cheer for him. I just said, too crazy. I'm going to tell you something right now.
Starting point is 00:11:33 There is nothing I would rather not watch on Sunday more than the Browns at Jaguars. No, because if he killed, he's bad. Yeah. If you are making on Deshaun watching the kill, then God bless you. We'll get another bag.
Starting point is 00:11:46 We're going to run it up. If he gets another crazy deal to the NFL. Rich Paul is his agent. I got hurt, I've been hurt. Respect. God bless everybody involved, man.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Get well soon to the Browns, another sad season loading for sure. Speaker for the opposite, man. Oh, here, load up, man. The Hornets talking about Trey Lemella Ball. Did you see this being? What?
Starting point is 00:12:10 The Hornet's room, quote-unquote. Go ahead and play this, Lou, man. What's us in a lot? I thought this is the Texas Roald House shit. They said it ain't Michael Jordan fault. Oh yeah, give us on Texas Roehouse.
Starting point is 00:12:20 The end of the email chain wilding right now. We have our strategy. We've looked at every team in the NBA and what could come, what conversations could come. We have a deal that we need to finalize before we can properly evaluate this time.
Starting point is 00:12:40 If we trade lamello, we're probably trade You guys are all in on that train, right? You got it. Okay. Nice job, everyone. He just leaked? No, it was important.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Oh, this definitely wasn't leaked. Yeah, I said, boy, if this is league, boy. The playoffs one time or make the playing one time. That's my guy, man. He was my head scouted in Atlanta. He was really, really proud of over a long time. He wasn't my fault for real. I thought I'd tap in with him.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I ain't never tap in, though. Never checking you? I ain't never used to check in. He used to give me advice, though. He's like, yeah, Jeff, man, you got to go to the games. Well, that's not advice, bro. I was like, that's your
Starting point is 00:13:23 because he wasn't my boss, but he was like the head scout. You know what I'm saying? I'm thinking he's telling this fool how to scalp. What to look for to play? Bro, you got to come to word. I have to come to the job.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Because I was, he took it. He took it as in face. Where is the game? you, man. I'm a scout from the crib, man. I had every channel. My boy weren't remote.
Starting point is 00:13:53 He pretty good. He's pretty good. He took a note. Oh, man. I can out of that thing, problem. My boy, the Hawaiian Scout. I can tell you. I can tell you wouldn't wait without being on the scale.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Respect. Also, be here. We're going to take a still shot of that with Minnesota kills this year, too. because you gave Wes and Miller like I ain't care, man. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. It's a lot of pressure in that.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I'm in the locker room right now. Shout to my boys, man. Oh, man. Never do a moment of the show at all, man. All right, man. Let's get in this hoop of chat. Come on 520. I want to work with a cliff with a mookeree.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And get through this hot work day. Hey, they've been going crazy. I know. They've been to gas stations. Gatorade, hey. This is kicking out of hand now. We need to pee for sure. You all over TikTok, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:43 You're out of hand. Luke loves to bring up championships. I know damn well. you know, taking Paul Pierce over mellow. Biles Brown looked like Malk and T. Mix, load it up, Lou. Paul Pierce. I love Paul, Brown.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I got Melk. I don't know who that is. Yeah. John is Miles Brown. Pye for sure. Pops hot on Monday. Bob's long Friday, though, with no pie. I'm calling HR.
Starting point is 00:15:06 I did it just one time do a Lil Kim stage dance. No. It's where I can't say on here. People get Brian, a lot of shit for switching T's. Should you imagine how boring the league would have been. if he never left Cleveland, dusty ass. Damn. I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 00:15:20 He never left Cleveland. He would have been kind of boring, though. Like, when he shook up the league when he went to Miami, like, it kind of made the lead vibe because it made people want to hate bronze. It made everybody else want to beat them. He kind of shook the league up a little bit. And at that point, I ain't going to say that's a candidate event, but definitely more important one that made free agency a whole event in NBA.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah. Even though people's pissed about that moment. And then you had that. same moment, what, a year or two later. Mm-hmm. Now you got KD or three years, whatever it was. KD. did the same thing. Oh, he shook the league up. Now, everybody was mad
Starting point is 00:15:56 at him. Yeah. Everybody hated the Warriors. Nah, it's been good. He changed a lot of stuff. He mad at that. Real game, which I start bitch cut. Brang, Kwa, Greek. Damn. That's my order.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Low key to say. That's the short. My order. Mon, Brian, Janis, Kau. Yeah, I got to do that. your quai healthy and ready to play bro I gotta take Greek
Starting point is 00:16:22 I ain't mad at it it was all killers too Kauai better than Yonis bro who it depends what you what kind of player you want on your team
Starting point is 00:16:30 I want that one I mean I don't know are we here we're starting the team be here why why would you pick
Starting point is 00:16:38 Kau over Yonis I mean shit he's damn to win more he can do more on the floor he can guard better than Yonis to me like legit
Starting point is 00:16:49 he probably a better defender than Yon. Yeah. On the ball. Yes. Can he get better rebounder? No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:16:57 But Kowai? No. Yeah, who? Yonis. I mean, Yonis ain't really known for a sister now. He gets triple doubles. Yeah, well, I see what DJ is saying. DJ ain't wrong for that either.
Starting point is 00:17:09 He make plays. But I'm saying he can, Kowai can score the ball better than Yonis. Hmm. Yonis. Yonis. He gets 30, bro. It doesn't matter what it looks like. Yeah, I see when they play.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Toronto, bro, they kind of shut his water off. They did. They did a good job. They shut Janus water off. Yeah, that was early, but we ain't seen nobody shut. Yeah, that was Yonis, God. I'm just saying, we ain't seen nobody. They built the wall.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Miami, you built the wall. Great wall of China. They couldn't do nothing. That mean you put four people on me. Yeah. But also, what Yonis did in the finals, bro. Auto-corrected his free throws and getting 50 to close out. That's elite.
Starting point is 00:17:44 But also, Kauai, the way he got it done, too. Bro, Kowai, bro, achieved. Toronto, bro. He bought a trip to Milwaukee. Like, I mean, I respect it. Same thing, there. But I'm a final MVP somewhere else, too. Mm.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Yeah, and one of done in the city is smart. I'm just, you're not wrong for taking yon. I just, be personal, I just think Kaua, Kaua Liner is a better. Two times. Yep. Yeah. Kwa said, I don't play enough games for wars, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I just show up in the process. He really doesn't. It's a personal problem, bro. No, you can have an AVP, bro. Respect, though. I get to work when I get there. That's a good thing. Chat, let us not here.
Starting point is 00:18:17 That's a good question. Fellas and out of course, B-Day, what's more pressing y'all is a hooper? Average 54 a week, 44-month, 81, or 562 and 3 quarters. Average in 44-month is insane. After the 54-week is crazy, but 44-month, you always owe some bullshit, bro. Yeah, 44 a month is crazy. That's all the shit he did.
Starting point is 00:18:38 The craziest part is he did all this shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I probably average 44 a month. Average in 44-month. Yeah, 44-mong. It's crazy. You mean, you're killing a lot of people. Facts.
Starting point is 00:18:47 What is about that? What should get, like three games a week sometimes, give or a take? Yeah. I'm going to take 81, though. You had at least 10 or 12 games that month. I'm going to take 81, bro. We talk about it. I'm just saying, if I'm Kobe, give me the 44th of the month.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, I killed. If I'm Kobe, bro. 81 is legendary, though. Yeah. And at 44 a month might have been time when the Lakers wasn't at their best, so I was getting double team. It was still crazy. The team he was on was so mid.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I ain't going to say 81 is easy to get. That's impossible damn there. But to average 40, that means. That means, like, you can get hot one game. Like, somebody game. It's some random people who got 50 points. 50 points, you know what I mean? I mean, 81 is crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Shout to my Williams. You can get, you can get hot. Cory Brewer got 50. Court. Yeah, Andre Miller. Cory Boer, 50 balls. Crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Big, bro. Average 40. I need it. That mean you just really. I really do this. Yeah, that's fair. And it was crazy. In the same year, bro, I had to kill.
Starting point is 00:19:45 In January, I average 43. April, I average 40 more, bro. Y'all needed a lot for me, bro Yeah, like, I'm crazy, bro We never mentioned a team Who's the hell? Why he MVP in 06? Whatever he got, he needed to pay.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Oh, take a guess. Steve Nash won in the 06. I'm saying, we gasped them, Iverson teams, how bad they were in that broad team? This team was just as bad. Steve Nash won in the 06? I was to Steve Nash, but come on, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Steve Nash is going to say, hey, bro. Steve Nash is tired of y'all playing with this. Stop disrespecting my accomplishments. Yeah, bro. Come on It was a record though The reason why he didn't It's a bad
Starting point is 00:20:24 That's gonna shake up the league Bro giving it to nash bro That's what they was other words N18 was fired Is that what they was doing DJ? Yeah 18 was fire though Yeah they was they was fired
Starting point is 00:20:36 They was shaking up the league Yeah they was ass You can't give yeah I mean they weren't really at They made the playoffs huh AFC wasn't they That's team That was low
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Starting point is 00:24:50 personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Chauncey Billups at 5, no disrespect. This is 06.07 or O'Bron? LeBron Co. Oh, LeBron?
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah, bro. Dirk 27 was elite. Yeah. He ever was 31. What? Oh, average. 35, yeah. Shout to Elm Brand for being hauling the MVP, um, list as well.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Respect. He was killing. John Marion was on there. 25 and 10? This list. Sean Marion at 10 is crazy. Oh, my mom. They was rocking, though, too.
Starting point is 00:25:38 That pissing squad. That was kind of weak. Oh, man. The way was killing. They was good. They went to the conference finals then. Yeah. That's MVP considerations for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:50 No, I think, well, Brown was going. Crazy. Yeah, bro. 31, 7 to 70. It was some other killers of a bad. Oh, he was 21. Damn, L.I. Arvich I average average 33. Come on, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:04 No average disrespect. Hey, I was going crazy, too. 33 and 7, bro. Shy Mary was on here. For me to be averaging 33 and 7 times, a lot of his average 11. It's crazy. Raw, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:15 That nigga is a shot man could shoot a 3-3. Sean Marion could really shoot a 3. You know what's crazy? Steve Madge won't have a lot of Hall of Fame players when it said it looked good. Nah, that shit. Sean Mary's going to probably get in a hallofane. Oh, Sean Mary ain't said. 18 and 10.
Starting point is 00:26:30 He shot 30% for the three. All right. I get back to the Super Chat, man. Good. I did that. Yeah, said Kyrie, being 6'6 would be a problem. Kobe said it before, too, so Jeff was cooking that day. You know, got the bro.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I want to see Kobe Hanno, watch this 35-point game in the 2000 playoffs versus Kings. Bagwork is crazy. Absolutely. Elite run. You know, Kobe got to it for sure. we're gonna run Uncle Mookie Hollis on the show I watched one of tape
Starting point is 00:26:55 and that jump but was filthy as an ugly damn I think Brian should go for six minutes a year what did he say
Starting point is 00:27:01 his job I know that was going that way Brian six many a year disrespectful bro I'm starting no Brian
Starting point is 00:27:05 never come off the bench so I was when we get Luke back on the keys and be hitting on the drums man
Starting point is 00:27:11 run it run it take mouth on the way back bro damn I don't get done
Starting point is 00:27:20 to throwbacks y'all post him today Aw, nasty. Wait till the end of the show, man. Dasty show, bro. Hey, let me tell you all the story about this. Whoever is saying 40 pounds lighter,
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm gonna get on your ass. And my headphones are poor. Hey, my mind you. And I swear to God, this is a bad year of my life. I'm like, Lou is the reason probably why I got so much bullshit. We was in the church, bro, playing Jay-Z and Kanye. All kind of rap music. The nigs was putting in pain.
Starting point is 00:28:02 No wonder why I got all these accidents. What fucks you hit my car? Babe Louis Garcia. I knew Blue was going to be, then, because I remember when he was in high school, he was practicing when Antonio, Lindsey could. That's a wild shout out. I walked in the career Cud. Lou was in a band back, Lou.
Starting point is 00:28:30 You're bringing a band back, Lou. Tonyo was singing, Cuck. They can't sing the shit. Lou was over there. And that Stevie Wonderland. Mike is the air on the day? It's hiding this one.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I just get back to the super chat. It feels good here. That still got this workout in me. You don't see. You're going to say you in that. That should be a good game. Pite up IU, though. U.S.
Starting point is 00:28:59 U.S. I've got some more players, y'all know. They're trying. You talking about IU as in the basketball? They got a couple players. Got Mark and Byrne. Yeah, that's my guy. Who else? They got somebody else?
Starting point is 00:29:12 The coach's done pretty decent too, though. He's on? He left? He was like, I was like, boy, he. Ah, damn. So he was good. He got another year, boy, they're cheating. Man, that's what I did with the dread.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Thought they get a fifth year? Yeah, six year. So, yeah, he? I'm foggown. Oh, you was the fifth, I believe. Well, Margaret's poor. Yeah, they got active in the portal this year. Yeah, they had a good year in the portal.
Starting point is 00:29:37 So we should be exciting to see. Shalded Marcus Barton, though. He's a real bucket. It's one of your game, low. Yeah. Yeah, wait to see my boy, who. Yeah, you won't see you're going to probably put belt, but we tapped me in for short.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You won't see? They ain't really, they lost Caleb. They lost, you know, boy, that went to Louisville. Yeah, I don't know about that either. Yeah, I mean, he's probably, they got wicked. They announced a sign in and said, oh, he is not eligible. I said, damn. I meant to call you when I see this.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Don't call me about that. My players take their top off on 2K, you're out of pocket. Let's go move on, man. Shout out to overseas basketball, man. They're too freaked out, cut. They too freaked out, cut. Why would 2K make that an option, though, bro? They're wilder.
Starting point is 00:30:22 I mean, a woman is okay, bro. It's okay. Oh, yeah. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. All right, man, Francie, secure service yesterday. 91 to 90, man.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Joker had 3413. Winby only had 18. Go ahead, load up the highlights of this, man. When we're locking shit down to paint. Why wouldn't be only have 18 and 5, cool? Oh, he's obviously, bro. I did that for my team to win.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Respect. I'm just saying. I'm just going through the motion, okay? I don't even want to play, bro. Same position. That's shit out of here. That ain't changed. That shit out of here.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah. It's so the last highlight, man. Another game went to bucket. It wasn't win me, though. But show the game win the bucket. Man, this thing had these weak-ass stats. Y'all not going to show Joker 3413. I don't think they clip any of that up, brother.
Starting point is 00:31:06 This is illegal streaming right here. This is how this game ended. Tough bucket right here. They said, look at Joker in the last player. Four seconds left. That's how they lost. Belgrade funnies, they're like, man, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:31:28 They probably thought the time was... What they plan for? This qualifying, I imagine, right now. Yeah, this hell is. I don't be knowing none of this stuff. It'll be too many games. As you see, that channel, dazzling death, so let you know it was not that accessible, man.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah. Yeah, well, soon. All right, moving on, man. Shouts to my boy, Nibi, man. Rico Hans. get into it. Go ahead and load it up, man. Real buckets. It ain't real summertime, so we see Brickle Hines runs, man. I'm glued it in on YouTube, man. My boy back uploading again.
Starting point is 00:31:59 All right, fine shit. How old Pacer squad out there? It need to be. We active out there in L.A. right now. Yeah. We need you, brother. Your time to shine. That's Walker, ain't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yeah. tough year for him loading up too oh this riko hans got approved some shit boy he's your octave was out there Rico two killer I know they'd be letting college players and all that shit rock out out there
Starting point is 00:32:47 because they always had to use slay teams out there but honestly if you're nice enough that let you get some wrong for sure shout to my boy Nemi bro big season low enough for you as well when you all the help we can get like you said the east is crazy right now and we got to contend man
Starting point is 00:32:59 moving on to the pro ass man I love to fight you bro you said what that might not make it you crazy I'm just saying you gotta think the pistons didn't drop, the calves didn't drop Magic didn't drop
Starting point is 00:33:09 We'll make the playoffs, I ain't worried about that We'll be a toxic seat for sure Hell my DJ I'm rolling Also they heard us talking too What happened? Top six And these? Yeah, we get six Respect, I'll be how much to see you
Starting point is 00:33:26 Franz at the Rico Hans No, you did He's not trade nothing I think he was out here killing her pro M for 56 Yeah, 56 Yeah, man Still a bucket For sure
Starting point is 00:33:39 Where he is? He just loves hoop Vancouver Pro M Oh Vancouver I think Jayla Wells out here hooping So he had 50 as well I don't think it's the same game though But
Starting point is 00:33:49 Hey Shout to I T, man Still getting buckets That's hard I'd love to see it for sure All right Moving on the Big Three championship game man Loader for Pargo
Starting point is 00:34:01 Oh man Four point game winner Yes, sir, for game four point. Game winner. MVP, you got the chip, man. About the Pargo. Big shot. My nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:34:13 On that screen, Greg. Yo. Oh, damn. Go home. So nice. For game. Get them out of here. Oh, the Pargo, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Shout to the Big Three, man. Hell of a season for them. Tap in with Backport connection, Muk. How you feel about Nause and Pat Bev, man? On it up. Mm. On it up. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:34:35 We saw it in the slurgy. I mean, but what you think, what you're thinking, though, because on some real, real top? In the ones? Yes. Uh, that's going to be tough, bro. I don't know. That ain't just going to go, but shit. I's going to lose, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:48 I don't know. Light it up. Mm. Yeah. You had to bet who you pick doing. Uh. I'm going to go. I had to pick.
Starting point is 00:34:59 I'm going to go pat bed, bro. Yeah, Pat is a little different, bro. Yeah. That's the type of basketball. He gets a foul. That shit's a single. I'm going to go. go pat bed on that.
Starting point is 00:35:07 This defense alone, bro. He didn't guard it the best of the best. He wants to foul and all this shit. I don't know. I want Pat to win, but I don't know if he played four dribbles. Like, this was just like an unlimited dribble game. I picked Pat because he'd be able to get to his shit. I don't know if he practiced, like, playing with just four dribbles.
Starting point is 00:35:28 That's different. You know what I mean? It is, bro, but it's going to be so tough for not to score on him, bro. that niggas an animal defense, bro. Yeah, it's tough. I think Padd would be able to get through that shit. I was figuring that shit out, though.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I ain't gonna act like he don't. No, he do. It's just hard. This would be his toughest matchup, though. It's just hard to score with four dribbles. Like, that's the thing that got with, like, Archie in there. Like, if you give Archie seven dribbles, he would have beat Nog. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:35:58 I mean, he could have beat Nod's a four dribbles, but it's, like, easy. Because you don't practice, like, one, ripple pull-ups with somebody fouling you all the time. Yeah. Not when you're working out. There's no pat of being shaped. He's gonna be in shape.
Starting point is 00:36:12 I got back winning because I just think like Pat one of them, he's like a dude. He had die out there. That's what I'm saying. You see how personal he takes it. Yeah, yeah, bro. He had die out there.
Starting point is 00:36:27 He was all dies of ass. I was going to hit one shot. Chalked a guy winner. Yeah, he'll have to go ahead of the game winner. Your team won, bro. That's what it's about. But it was Guarded.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I was like, yeah, Pat made that known, bro, I didn't play. Definitely. I didn't pull up because he was
Starting point is 00:36:44 I want to see it though, line that shit up. I got to see Pat on offense. I know what he can do on defense. I just got to see him with Ford Group. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:36:52 make it happen, bro. Tap in for sure. Big three, get them there, man. We need the ones going on. Speaking of one, shout to Kowah, man.
Starting point is 00:36:58 He went over in China still getting it done. He won 100 to 35. Told you, brother. Tell you that what he was going to do. Yeah, let me get that. He said that at his backyard.
Starting point is 00:37:07 What was Paul George doing out there? He just casually pulled it up. He had a whole sweats with all. He's chilling. He rocking the fro. That's what I just, I see it all of this. I don't know why people go against NBA players, bro. I still don't understand, bro.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Is it for clickbait? Because it's no way I think y'all better than these things. They not. He got some great concept. He won him this. Yeah, but I'm just saying it'd be really people thinking they can come Pete against y'all is just crazy As a whole move on why people be picking against
Starting point is 00:37:37 Kauai man when he pull up bro Kwokahawakaw yeah that's that's deep you know it's gonna be crazy Kauai had to sit out some games though it's gonna look crazy you know he's not gonna leave China he's gonna sit down some games the new stuff I'm over here
Starting point is 00:37:50 no I'm saying like they'd be like Kwai Niae was you know you gotta miss 10 he was fucking playing old buddy over there Shane God John Joe What's having a one-on-one battle?
Starting point is 00:38:04 John Joe is crazy. He's like, my season is starting December. I'm just glad, bro. Beat the case, man. I don't know. So, man. These tweets have been absolutely hilarious from the my player moments we've been talking about like the cold moments in history.
Starting point is 00:38:17 You can go back in time and redo. Somebody said, I'm going to go back in time with Jordan when he whipped on Steve Kerr and jumping. This is hilarious, bro. This is good. Bro, the tweets up there, I don't know if you seen the one about magic being in, I'll send it to your DMs, bro. They have been wild. What the fuck is what I do it?
Starting point is 00:38:31 What is this? It's a MOOC, like, this is how a movie. Yes, bro. You said that LeBron, bro. Shout out to Brian. Brian's going to beat that cold, because. Brian trying to do the MOOC video. I see chilling so.
Starting point is 00:38:44 He is super chilling driving. He's something going to bother, bro. Brian with the top down is crazy. He don't care. You're Brian. Oh, God. You definitely should be in the way. No top down.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Before we go to Super Chat, can we go to the Browns? Shout out to the Browns, make a history again. Dequine Wright. He was Wave. Now, he is going to play at LSU this year. In 2026, he warmed up in the game and everything. Making history, man. One of the first cosplayers to go back.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I love that. He's the first player who could play for NFL team to go back to play in college, legend, for sure. Shout to Tacon, man. Dayquan. L.S. you'll be here. You know who went to got him. Oh, you know that? I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:39:22 He went to Ole Miss, though. Lane. I ain't know. You don't think life and the turn up, bro? Oh, it's up, bro. I can't wait for that first. I pray, bro. If I get a chance to just go to the game.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I got to meet Lane. You got me, Lane Kiffin? Yes, bro. Ryan Clark lined up, man. We need a 5-20 episode with Lane Kiffin, bro. We have a lot of questions to ask him. Why y'all wants to talk to Lane? Is he not legendary, bro?
Starting point is 00:39:44 He'll be one of our best interviews, I promise, bro. He leaves everywhere in ruins and gets promotions. He is the goat, bro. And he's going to tell us what happened, bro. What happened to? What happened in the USC? No, I wasn't talking about Oakland. Well, he did the old miss.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I remember when I talked about. I'm going to get a phone. out of here. I'm going to get a powder here, man. We'll compete for that title, y'all. And if y'all win,
Starting point is 00:40:08 I'm going to get a little ring, too. And if you're coming with me, you better be here tonight. All right, man, Recipe's Mama and on I team. But there's a me in that motherfucker, Jeff, which Marcus Russell with the scouting. Damn, for sure.
Starting point is 00:40:20 That's a crazy player. Nah, bro. I seen the film. He didn't watch the film. He didn't watch the film. He didn't watch the film. He lied to say, man. He ain't watched it.
Starting point is 00:40:31 He's a little blank tape, because. It was bullshit with my guy, Mark is no. I actually, I watched the game. I just didn't go to the game. That was the same era, bro. Al Davis, bro. He is a legend, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:40 He was good game. Philly's still better than Miami. I think about the Rosent and Devere. They're really competing in the West again. States move. Yeah, we talked about that immediately. After we left here, DeMarter de Martin was on, it's complete up there in Denver.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I ain't mad at it at all. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I'm mad at it at all. Also, we talked about it.
Starting point is 00:40:58 We knew what's happening, but James Hardin, got that bag. As projected. Still got a little space to get another vet, but, hey, legendary. Over 500 ever. Yeah. Congratulations, James. Yeah, shot the bank.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Straight to the bank with this. Yeah, top tier. Get that bag, man. Nobody in the world is calling it. Entering them part in NV. DJ tried to get that off false. That's what we call him, bro. Come on.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Yeah, I remember the deep head man on our chest. Hitchmark Crop, right? You gave him that nickname, bro. It wasn't me, bro. I don't get nickn't name DJ gave him the nickname It's going to go History
Starting point is 00:41:37 That's not history Oh man That's hilarious bro I do call him Nim hard though Paul so it's kind of crazy That's that manate
Starting point is 00:41:47 Shout to dro That sound wild Maybe what you got for Port Top is crazy Lotto calls 45 and 10 Against the Spurs of Game 1 Why did he say that
Starting point is 00:41:57 On that song Give me what you got 4 for She threw it at me like I was a shortstop. Why did he say Gig was on their bullshit? A pork chop. Man, y'all got to go back and listen to E-40 lyrics, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:09 He got some shit. I'm gonna sit there to the shit. Jesus Christ-edged red. She's like one of the best verses ever. I ain't got a nothing. I'm growing or something. He lied. Why would he say, give me what you got for a pork chop?
Starting point is 00:42:24 Say, busts it, bro. A fry was crazy, poor. But that was a transaction? Like, you won't, you go throw me some for a pork shark. She's doing bad. Porchop meal down about 40. He didn't even say, side. He said, fucking down for the pork shop.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Give me what you got for. Push out of college and NFL teams. Go ahead and claim them now. No, switching midseason. I don't know if you're new here, brother, it will be switching teams. I'm like this. Sure, brother. We week by week.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Yeah, bro. Listen, my favorite team start the season off is the Rams. That is nasty word. You can't have the Niders and tagers and rams. I always been my team. I'm tapping it with the rims. No. I'm here to win, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yeah, bro. They get aired out of all. The rims and the heat, baby. We're on the way. Yes. Ohio State. No buck eyes, bro. My SUV is worth more than ever.
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Starting point is 00:44:50 Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week we talk to someone in show business, aka the biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head, right? How about we flip this script? What is the surprise woman? Actually, you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. I'm Scott. This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. I would never expect.
Starting point is 00:45:40 I have. I would never set expectations for something like that to happen. If the universe allows for something like that to happen, I'm open to it. I'm always going to accept. You know, Danny McBride, fine. Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell it walking down the hallway, to be honest with you. I was like, is that weed?
Starting point is 00:46:02 Nope. It's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. Because a lot of times, out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, what's the state. Everyone's so dumb. And fake.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Right, fake and also not interested or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life. And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the. show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinheiro, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone,
Starting point is 00:47:07 I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind,
Starting point is 00:47:22 or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a soul, solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip. I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, man, give us something. Yo, Jeff, my name. Class, can you say you know me so I can get a free grade? Better deal with the teacher.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Yeah. I don't know you, though. Your name. It goes your ass. What is that? What is the name? What's your name, brother? See what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:48:00 See? Bullshit. Nini's his name in there, man. I was on backwards. I want fellas. I watched I Connie game winners the other day. I got a little of I-T game winner for the Pact 10 championship. We did.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah, we did, brother. Legendary mom for sure. Shout to Gus Johnson. A1. A. Moot, Pat Bell versus Niles on the way. Has he got the best chance at packing him Nives versus the NBA vets. Yeah. I thought he's about to play a buddy, though.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Johnson, Simmons. Yeah. That's going to be a good game, too. I got Jonathan one in that one, though. That's a good matcher. Yeah. Bro, bro. Like 6-6.
Starting point is 00:48:31 He's 6-6 for show. He's active right now, so. Yeah, I don't know if that's a good match. That's going to be a good game. We're going to see. Yeah, I was going to read this one, but you put something nasty and put an emoji afterwards. That's word I can't stand here, man.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Nasty work. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Trek and Future All Time features killing Jay and Yay. Love y'all though. Jay from East Oakland. P-O-P hold it down. Shout to Oakland, but I don't know about that one, brother.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I know about that one, bro. We got a lot of songs together. Yeah. A lot of heat. though. Not mad at all. All right, man, moving on to W loaded up, man, Friday. You know what time is Livy and Miles take. Let's get it.
Starting point is 00:49:07 You know they'll lose. It's crazy how I said she was the best player in the W. MVP season, 24-7. Child to the mystics, though. They are in the playoffs. They've been working hard. She just be out here doing whatever, man. Yeah, that's the first possession of
Starting point is 00:49:23 Lazy pass. We'll get you every time. Let me get that. Same possession, bro. Or not. Next play. You know something. I'll bail you out. I'm better than y'all. She got to be MVP, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Childs of Asia, though. She'd been killing as well. She got to be a MVP. She's got to be a MVP. Come on, Candace Parking. Canada Parkers, man. How she moved like that? That's a die, though.
Starting point is 00:49:51 She's a crazy pace. Yeah, and she don't move like the guy. That's crazy, man. That's going to say, it sucks that we got to say that. She don't move like a girl. No. She don't. She don't, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:05 I don't even know how that's the word. He didn't look slow motion for her, though. Like, too easy. I'm trying to control and everything. Come on, man. I want to know. Like, worked with her when she was young. She's in slow motion, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:16 This is God-given, too, though. He's just nice. Oh, my God. I got rid of that, because. Yeah, her talent, bro. Give her some talent. Her movement. That's a good.
Starting point is 00:50:28 You can't teach nobody how to move. That's a real choreography. That's a kid, though. You cannot. Come on, man. How to move. Yeah. Special.
Starting point is 00:50:35 MVP, Michael on the team full of all stars. He's a catalyst. You gotta have the You teach some relaxed body to do it, but speak cold. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Shout to a little bit of mouth, getting to it. Counter. She ain't learned that. Azy Fult, obviously, y'all per season, bless up to hers. She's a really good, too.
Starting point is 00:50:55 But that's like, never mind. That's like San Bullie and Michael Jordan. Sheesh. Well. Who? Azy Fud. Aiz Fudd be killing, though
Starting point is 00:51:07 I ain't hurt though. I'm saying Sam Boy, good? I'm saying Sam Boy. Bro, it's happened to Sam Boy. It was cool. He got hurt. Needs was messed up. Man, said,
Starting point is 00:51:14 boy, won't worth a quarter to the league. I don't know. Azee Fub. She didn't have any problems her whole career. She's gonna be solid, though. I'm not saying she's not good,
Starting point is 00:51:20 but she didn't. She had any problems at you kind. Olivia Miles is looking like. You get some 20s. Louis, I just never seen no girl play like Olivia Miles. I just said that. Nah, she's special for sure.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Man, moving on the dream. Take care of Mercury on Saturday. 99 to 89 load up for Andrew Reese, 301 and 14. She'll be getting 2 assists at fever loss. Shout to the dream. Hope they don't see us in the playoffs, though. So I got to say, like,
Starting point is 00:51:49 like, I'm just saying the movement is so dear. It is, bro. Like, she's killing, but it's a little different. It definitely looked different. No, I'm going to say. And one. Now, going for the pump fact right there is out of pocket. Nothing that you're going for Andrews Pumpfack on the 3.
Starting point is 00:52:16 This is a get it out the mud. That's what I said, 31 to 14, bro. You're working hard. The junk you on a dog. Move. But it just, though. Yeah, she'd be killing. But it's saying like the movements is, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Yeah, watch out. I'm just, look how she's finishing around the rim, though. That's impressive. Yeah. The past. Pass. No, shout to Andrew Reese, man, getting it done. I am mad.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Shout to Alicia Gray. For sure. My dog. So I had 38 in that game as well, gosh, I'll show respect. One. Give us on to the Mercury. Go ahead, load it up for the real, man. You know what time it is?
Starting point is 00:52:51 Fever took care of the sky, man. 11 to 90. Come on, C.C. 22, man. 37 and 10. Kelsey Mitchell. Breaking, breaking records, 30 ball. Load it up, man. My auntie Francine can not stand Kayla Clark.
Starting point is 00:53:02 I'm like, she killing, bro. Sorry, she was a wrong color for you. Yeah, her. She's killing, bro. The fake. see fans that just want to get our racership to make them hard to protect. I can't stand her, bro, at all. Nah.
Starting point is 00:53:15 She's really cold. She is. She complains, like, she's Luca, for sure. Definitely Luca. Like, as much she complains, that's Luca. You can't deny her talent. Come on now. But she definitely is Luca.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Her and Kelsey Mitchell, Michigan counter for 98 points yesterday between buckets and assists. What a pass. Man. Easy work. She's special. She's not. stuff. She is cold.
Starting point is 00:53:41 But even the way like she played, you can still, it doesn't look like Olivia Miles. But she's still cold, right. She's cold.
Starting point is 00:53:49 She's cold. It'll be a mile's cut from a different club. This is tough right here. That's so. Come on now. That's nasty. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:53:54 They both are box office too. Yeah. Oh, Kaelan is. Yeah, when lose a draw, they play entertainment basketball. That's a dime. Cailin' car is the biggest in that. The Kailer is the biggest in all the bitch.
Starting point is 00:54:04 They're more famous than all the most people want to see. She had a heat check yesterday, bro. It was a halftime. that was so crazy. I didn't care it all, bro. I don't care it all. Shoot that shit. Taylor,
Starting point is 00:54:13 Cole. She's setting, like, records into all these stadiums and shit. What a pass. She brought the fans, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She turned the WNBA up. And honestly, I don't want to admit that, but. The favorite was like, a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:54:26 bro, don't want to give her to her. She's the least. A lot of people don't like her. Nah, real shit, they hate. Yeah, they'd hate. Yeah, they'd have some hate. She got some hate us.
Starting point is 00:54:34 No, that's hate. But the fake basketball fans Just support her and make it easy for them to hate because they don't be talking about basketball but they be on, bro. That's true. She turned to W. It's a race.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I went from Greyhounds to Delta. Back to fact. Loaded up for Kelsey Mitchell, man. But she's the code is on the team. She is the best player on the squad. Yeah, what's time to win? Give it to zero, bro. Yeah, she.
Starting point is 00:54:55 I mean, fever can't be looking for it. Yeah, but South Town be silly. Bob's been hot, bro. It's day one. See, her and Olivia Miles moved different. Like, you'd be like, True. Like, damn.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Gee Co. Like, they finish. Like, right here, like. Those are usually misses in the W. Yeah, like, they finish different. Come on now. Under the screen. Do not go under the screen.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Nobody can guard Kelsey Mitchell. That door comes. Hey. That's when you can't. I'll leave me. Easy money. Oh, too. Boston ain't played, this.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah, well, so. Like, her full of is She cold Yeah, man. Fever are elite. The only thing they need is a legit for going into next season.
Starting point is 00:55:48 KK. Tippen has definitely showed up. But they missed Natasha Howard. They met somebody like that to, you know what I'm saying? Finish off those roles.
Starting point is 00:55:53 But also, man, go ahead and little for Enis man, this is lame. This is lame, Enis.
Starting point is 00:55:59 This is why we didn't support another shit. Y'all was talking last week about that other shit. You and Royce White. This is lame,
Starting point is 00:56:04 man, let it go, E. Shout to the to the couch play out. That nigga said that about
Starting point is 00:56:10 That's weird, bro. That's weird. I ain't rolling. You gotta find you something else better to do, bro. This is corner. Yeah. You're going to a W game. Think you did something, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:25 You wasted your Sunday afternoon, bro. Let's lay as food, bro. Get on the course somewhere else, bro. Yeah, that's corny. That's corner. I ain't going to the game, but. Why they're mad at him? He ain't there being an extra, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:36 I don't know what he said. I just seen the truth with him talking about, well, what type of, which bathroom he should go to, that type of shit. Take it away. That's awesome. You being weird, bro. Yeah, he weird.
Starting point is 00:56:45 I don't fuck what you. Moving on for the wings, man, took care of the storm built to ass, 92 to 70, loaded up for page, Bucket's 32, didn't play the fourth, man.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Didn't need to. Light work. I ain't go live, but I don't understand why they'd be met at him because he's expert saying, but he's,
Starting point is 00:57:00 what he's doing, okay? He don't have nothing genuine to say about shit. He just likes being in the algorithm, bro. He just finds the issue
Starting point is 00:57:06 and try to put his something to it. He's not really support jobs. Maybe I took you, man. I thought he was doing that to say, like, it should be winning in sports, like,
Starting point is 00:57:14 just for one. Yeah, First, that's what I thought it would. Whenever shot I pushed back when I was saying, I was like, no, they just mean an extra for attention, bro. No, no. They ain't got real bottom line, man. Shout to page, but because I'm getting it done.
Starting point is 00:57:23 All right, moving on to the MLB, boy, the Padres. Put belt a ass against the twins, it's 8 to 1, man. Renal Tatis Jr., man, if you want to get this money, better on them home runs. Slowed it up. Six. To left field. Going back, it's going back.
Starting point is 00:57:39 It's going to be over his head and gone. Second home run of the day, Fernando. Getting it done, bro. like the Hal Hornet. Wow, Hornet. Yeah, the UPS goes. Brown high school jersey. Philp.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Yeah, you're having to wear brown jerse in high school. Boo, boo. Starter 2K. Fit? Nasty worked for sure, man. The Phillies beat the Cardinals. This game was crazy, Lou. Knife win in a row for the Phillies,
Starting point is 00:58:08 but they was down four on the ninth inning. Go ahead, load it up, man. Malpractice here for the Cardinals, man. Shout to college bar. We're getting it done at the end, though. Send them home. Boom. Good night.
Starting point is 00:58:18 inexcusable loss right here. Get well soon face for sure. I'm always turning there. Bob, he's pissed. No reason for y'all to smoke this game like that, man. Elite feeling for sure, man. Speaking of walk-offs, loaded up for the White Sox, man, secure the Mets.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Tristan Peters, man. Let's go home. Tristan Peters smokes this one of center field and is Ui backing up at the way. Oh, I know that hurt, though. Yeah, well, soon, man. Ballard's the Nationalsman, 62. Go ahead and load up for Jacob Young.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Save the homer right here. Oh, fire. Yeah, that's he league. Damn. He climbed the wall. That's fire. It's tough. Yeah, you owe him one.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yeah. All right, boy. Yeah, man. That's right there for sure. So we get a case. You go ahead and go to TNA, man. Uh-oh. They back?
Starting point is 00:59:46 Oh, Lord. TNakes me. Be here. What's up? What you man? What's up? They were wilding on TNA. He did this.
Starting point is 00:59:53 What's TNA? Nothing company. They get active. It's dangerous. It looks like it's silly in there. Oh, yeah. They're late. They definitely got a show, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Bro, come on. Yeah, he's wild. He's wild. That's what we used to watch growing up, Ultimate War and they were doing shit like that. Nah, hell, no. Not the Ultimate Warrior. They was jumping off the shit like that, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:12 That was a special moment right there, Bill. McFolly. He's talking about when Nick Foley got thrown off the cage. He didn't die for real. That would. I mean, it happened. It happened, but it wasn't posted. It should not be happening.
Starting point is 01:00:23 But he's not supposed to do that. He's saying, I'm trying to make it to the big week. He's trying to get a new deal. So this wasn't in the, is that shit scripted or whatever? Oh, it has to be. No, that's not, that one in the script. Okay. He just was like, you know what?
Starting point is 01:00:36 I'm going for it. I'm going to say, boy, he's doing that off a dribble boy. That's a hell of audible. I'm a different. Who is right here? Oh, he's talking about Mick Foley. Yeah, this wasn't supposed to happen. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Throwing off the cell was. Like, I remember that. I didn't take it without his mind, bro. I was like, I was going to
Starting point is 01:00:56 score I've seen this as a kid, bro. He said, why did you throw me off the guy to me? He told me he'd
Starting point is 01:01:02 been up there. It's like, I knew I was a trip because it was like dude said I can't feel my legs. You ain't going to need him,
Starting point is 01:01:09 you know, he got to kill him. That's insane, it was even crazy that he went back up there. Yeah. And then fell through the cage and a cheer fell on his head.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Yeah, true, bro. I love the game, man. A tooth was stuck in his nose, though. Back to the movie is still walking. They're not. They're not. They not. You guys, you ever seen them walk? Like, if you, it's a video, a viral video, all the old wrestlers.
Starting point is 01:01:36 How did it take her cool? He couldn't, he couldn't. He can't turn. He definitely took some damage, bro. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it looked right at you. Well, a fucking job interview now. So what about that thing?
Starting point is 01:01:48 I said, yeah, DJ, you got it. I don't even want to keep my other take like this. Hey, for our episode two tap in, well, shout to Undertake. He's dope, too, for sure. All right, man, get well soon. Go ahead, load up. Oh, yeah, this is crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:03 He tried to get on his Mike Tyson shit. And got whooped by the crowd. He biddy? Yeah. Wow. Oh, cool. Oh, shit. That hurts.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Somebody else whooped in that shit. Mike, so tight. Then I made some gummies about him later in their life. They got to get them. Oh, they got to go up in. Right. Damn.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Say, bro, I don't throw no chair, bro. You don't know you going. They hit him, too. He in the ring like, get his head. Yeah. Yeah, he got a hair gone, cut. Ew. That's real support, though.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah, bro. Don't do that black and shit. I like that. No, look, he got on the ground. He got wicked. They really ain't whooping him good. Boom. Yeah, but wait.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Look at him. Somebody came out of the back. That's not a fight. That's out of pocket, man. All right, man. Speaking squabbles. His baseball fans been out of pocket, man. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:20 White Sox, boy, Chicago. It's been a real rowdy these last couple games, man. Damn. That's some athletic shit right there. He went off the top, bro. Bro, he jumped up. What is it that beer, bro? For real.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Apparently the White House got some work in that beer, bro. They're in there squabbling. They're out there squabbling. Teach you man how to squabble. Uncle Jerome, for sure. What else we got, Lou? Oh, yeah, as high school coaches, is this enough to get you fired?
Starting point is 01:03:55 I don't know if y'all seen this at all. But coach lost in the practice, man, on the season opener. Damn. he got out of yeah he got fired for that yeah he got fired for that yeah yeah I mean did he mean
Starting point is 01:04:19 to do it cause oh yeah you did it and you ain't he ain't even help him cause look he could have like ah fuck
Starting point is 01:04:27 he he never to save his job though maybe it was an accident but he just he teed that bitch up just looked like on purpose
Starting point is 01:04:33 cause yeah this maybe he had a little too he ain't trying to help him if I help you
Starting point is 01:04:38 if you if you're securing my job then I help you could you hit me with a football these kids is terrible.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I don't. He can't do that. I probably would have tackle the hell out of my coach. He'd had to get it for sure. If that's Larry Bulletin, bro, I would have ran full head of steam. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Yeah, like, I would tour that motherfucker acu. Boo! He would have been. You didn't have to get a Lurian. What? No point. I got a Lurian.
Starting point is 01:05:03 The score should you be hitting me, bro. I didn't hit you, though. You kicked up a long. You can't hit your players. You was in a way. Shout to my boy, Antoine. Collins, bro. I know you.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Shout out to the Rutgers coach. Oh, that's crazy. What, Luke? Well, don't say that. Don't repeat that. Morning, fam, Joe, Jeff, I wasn't watching Kyle Corp. The heater.
Starting point is 01:05:22 We guys were cooking the books. You know, Kyle had a lot of moments like that where you just catch fire around again. Respect. Hey, I went and tried no smoke honey buns of cocktails at the Olympics on the Atlantic Gunsmoke. I brought y'all to my wedding November 7 next year. Put it on the calendar.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Go to a joke away. I'm definitely with that, cuz. I'm definitely with it. Definitely We're going to It's a real shit I never want to go Where in that? We definitely do a live pot
Starting point is 01:05:50 That this nigga with They're going to be fired For all that I'm going to be Somebody that was in the group chat I mean We had pulled up to his with Advice of rental guys You're going to win
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