Club 520 Podcast - 520 THROWBACK: Jeff Teague & 520 REACTING to LeBron James signing with Philadelphia 76ers

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

LeBron James MADE HIS DECISION and signed with the Philadelphia 76ers for two years, $8 million! Jeff Teague gives his take on Bron joining Jaylen Brown, Joel Embiid, and Tyrese Maxey in hopes for an ...NBA championship run with the Sixers. Hear Jeff, DJ Wells, and B Hen react to Bron NOT choosing the Cleveland Cavaliers, Miami Heat, or Golden State Warriors, as well as give their take on Philly’s team next season, and if LeBron can bring a title to the Sixers.Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-...Go to the app store or http://www.Kalshi.com and sign upCLUB520 - http://www.kalshi.com/r/CLUB520520 - http://www.kalshi.com/r/52018+ only. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Event contract trading involves significant risk and is not appropriate for everyone. Please carefully consider if it is appropriate for you in light of your personal financial circumstances. Kalshi products are not available in all jurisdictions. See kalshi.com/regulatory for more information.Club 520 Merch store is officially open! Head to https://shopclub520.com/#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:06 Brian got us in the studio for show, man. Let's talk about it. First thing's first shout to our family of Boost Mobile, man, you know, the vibes $25 unlimited nationwide tap in for show. I mean, everybody here, man, we got Bishop, we got Moot. We got Teague. Fells, good afternoon. How y'all doing, man? What's a-dadden, bro? All right, man, y'all. Y'all All right, LeBron James announced this morning. The heat is going to Philly. That's right, LeBron James is the Philadelphia 76er man. A shocking surprise, man. I know he was in a running, especially after J.B.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Trey. How shocked that y'all was surprised at the Brab made's decision today, finally, after wait for so damn long, and then to decide to go to Philadelphia on a two-year deal for $8 million. Going east, I thought he was going to go back to at least Cleveland, but shit, it's lit, bro. It's lit. It's time.
Starting point is 00:04:50 They didn't their champions already. Muck. How are we feeling, man? I know you're all the Braille. We made the right choice. You know, we try to get another ring. We're trying to get two in a row. He made the right choice, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Y'all think he's going to play both seasons? Yeah. Hell yeah. Are you surprised Brown took $4 million a year? No, I told y'all that. He had to take a... I told you to take a friend. No, Braun, you got to pay Brian.
Starting point is 00:05:13 He don't care y'all. It do look crazy to see. It do look crazy just to see, though, because it's Brian. Two year eight, Jeff could have gave him that. Jeff could have signed Brian? He could have got you that, man. Could have worked something out. You could put it right after pay.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I could work something out. Yeah. For sure, man. Now, you got it back for sure. For sure, I got that 10 times. All right. Now, first thing, we got to know that $8 million. All right, we know that's chump changed to LeBron.
Starting point is 00:05:44 But with him waiting so long, I think the vet minimum was all that he could pretty much sign with any of these contenders. If you are Golden State, are you pissed? If you wait this long and then do nothing for your agency to think you could possibly get Brian. Yeah. Which I think going to have. with Draymore on that bread.
Starting point is 00:05:57 You don't get that bread back for sure. It's only right. They have to. What have Mike Dunl if you'd be like? We appreciate you game. That'll be fucked up. I tell Brian, you're going to have to reimburse me because you made me do all this shit for no reason. I didn't make you do that to.
Starting point is 00:06:12 You didn't think told me it was good, bro. You don't go. You think him signing for four million, man. Something else is about to happen in Philly? Oh, yeah. It's about to be some new trees in Philly. You know the time, man. Essentially, get played for sure.
Starting point is 00:06:22 No, I'm not saying, I'm not saying. and the LeBron James Christmas Street on the way. It will be some more players in Philly, bro. Yeah, we got thing going to be gone because you got Mb. Somebody got to go. Somebody got to go.
Starting point is 00:06:35 And they said they got more people that they're trying to get on the squad apart of the KCC. There's a potential buyout situation pulling up. Clay Thompson. Clay Thompson. Are you trying to go to the Philly?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Yeah, come on now. We need some shooting, bro. I seen Clay said he want to go back to Golden State. Yeah. What did I make that up? probably oh i ain't seen man like Mike only you know boy I don't know if that
Starting point is 00:06:57 yeah he said he want to end his career in Golden State or something like what do he end up saying probably when he done playing and do the one day shit yeah we'll get you on the one day shit and he's done playing and he's gonna do the one day shit like Kyle Lires
Starting point is 00:07:10 yeah that's what you think I think Clay gonna go back to go on State for real get you in Philly we need some shooting so Dominique trending Jabari I'll do my dog trending like that I'll turn the Woffer man for sure
Starting point is 00:07:22 he will be training Jay, he just said Edwards. On Twitter. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, when somebody got to go. Just the Evers. He's a Philly kid.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I think he's going to be there. Some boys have definitely got a more round. Keep Justin Edwards. All right. Before we get to the Philly roster, did you all see some of course that LeBron was hoping that the Cavaliers made a trade for Kyrie
Starting point is 00:07:43 and he was something on going back there. Apparently he said, well, he didn't say, but there can't reportedly that wasn't a good fit with him and James Hart on the roster. So they was looking to try to get Kyrie, and that may have solidified the Brown going back to Cleveland. Damn. And any thoughts on that?
Starting point is 00:07:57 They should have tried James for Kyrie. I don't know what they were trying to do, but, yeah, they were trying to get Kyrie up there. They should have ran it back. Yeah. Yeah. They could have. They should have made that hard.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I'd rather see that. But this is just tight to see Jaylon Brown. She's just working out of his favor, bro. And this is all Brad Stevens fault, by the way, too. Y'all hanging on the Hugo Gonzalez. And all the boys up there in the rotation, y'all was high on. If y'all did got y'allness, this would have never happened.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Man. Let me ask y'all this, though. That is, like, mess up the rivalry between, it wasn't even a rivalry. I mean, they already had, the Celtic Sixers always had B or whatever. Yeah. We was looking forward to the J.B., J.T. matchup. It's still there. It's kind of ruined it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:08:36 No. Make sure they want to. It kind of warped down a little bit. Because the Philly is a superior, they're a superior team, bro. Like, by far. And now N.B. about to be one to play for real. N. N. B., about to play all these suit this year.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Before they got Bronon and all these people was a little more even. So it would have been a good game. That ain't gonna smack. So now you giving Brian all this love, you were just talking about he 50. Brian's my favorite player, bro. There's never ever, ever nothing against Brian, ever. This nigga.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Moose was sick of the shit. He bring up his age any other day. That's when he was on the Lakers. I ain't want to watch this shit no more. Now, we rejuvenated. I'll be going to say this for $8 million, bro. He could have stayed at the Lakers. He was hated to people.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Nah, fuck. I got to get away from him. I don't get him, bro. The Lakers was mistreating him, bro. Yeah, they act like that ring was just like so unimportant. I would have loved to see him back in Cleveland
Starting point is 00:09:24 just to make the story fire. I don't know. That's just me. Yeah. But 23s? Blacks? But that game
Starting point is 00:09:31 still has to be a Christmas game. That has to be a Christmas game. It's a Christmas game. It's going to be the Christmas game. It's going to beat them. No, I need a better game now. They're going to beat the shit out of them, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:42 You need a better game? Yeah, I need a better game. Because they just better. I need a mix. It's going to be the 12 o'clock game. It's going to be Nick's versus Spurs. again. They're going to run that back.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Yeah. What about if the patient's healthy? Y'all nothing. They won't be on TV. Oh, really. Hey, hey, don't. They don't do that's that. Shout to LeBron, roll out.
Starting point is 00:09:56 We got nothing to do with this. We had nothing to do with this. He's talking about Christmas guys. I know LeBron is really cooking because he started an office campaign with a lie. I thought I was done with the season ended. Lime number one. You knew dead well, you were not returning after this season. Lerner.
Starting point is 00:10:07 You know. Why y'all know? Because he says this to sound a two-year deal. They don't mean that, Brian. You just wait for, oh, I like, Phillyllielliellieie from a sudden. No, you're lying. You're lying. Y'all change your mind every day about shit.
Starting point is 00:10:19 You decided to take two more years after you thought you wasn't going to play no more? Yeah, I was pretty sure I played my last game. I can help this team. He went there for a re. He's like, these niggas is loaded. Yeah, he went for a ring. I can come in here. You think they loaded, though, for real.
Starting point is 00:10:32 No, they still need some work, but. Like, they back up big. What they need? Hey, on some real shit, bro. What more do you need? They need a backup big, because we know how NB is. They still need some shooting. Who they back up big?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Andre Drummond out there? No, he's in New York. He went to New York. Damn. We still need some shooting. But, Dan Bono, get it. They paid Dean Wade. Oh, we don't, um.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Bono played a lot of minutes for them last year. Yeah, but, yeah. Yeah, it's quiet. Okay. Dean Way pulled up. They got Anthony Simons too. What else is the team need, bro? You got a shooter, Dean Way.
Starting point is 00:11:04 You got Anthony Simons, who's a buck in. How did Caleb Love give over there? They just got him in the all season. Yeah, Ariel. Come on, bro. Slide. Damn. Slide.
Starting point is 00:11:12 He did my. Chounce to my boy of the bear and Files. Let's get it. He played on 28. They fucked up his rookie year. No, they didn't. He was going to get some good minutes. Oh, you're a little bit of final.
Starting point is 00:11:21 It's over. It's over because. He was going to get some good minutes. Learn. Shout to my boy, Dalitieri. But we was going to play. Yeah, we was going to get a lot of P.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Johnny Broome, you will play significant minutes this year. Vijay's going to take a step back. Hey, I, listen, y'all don't know if BJ. Philly, don't take no offense by this, bro, but free Vijay, bro. He's about to be quick miles, because he's about to be able to get the money he deserved. because he's not going to get the money he deserves. No, Brian is about to go here and facilitate. He ain't about to go be 30 a point, 30 a night.
Starting point is 00:11:46 You know who is about to be 30 a point tonight? Jaylor Brown Brown. Brown, bro. That's Tyree 60. NB, he's about to play all season. Yeah, bro. Y'all expecting him to. No, he got to be no.
Starting point is 00:11:55 He'll get the Bronn formula, bro. Yeah, whatever. They're going to have very limited shots, bro. P.G. left and what's had in the locker room. And Brian, at time, still going to be like, hey, hold on. VJ is okay, bro. I'm not saying he not okay. Y'all, if Brian average, like, 15, 16 this year, you'd think he retired.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, he got going to call a college. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they're killing and winning, no. No, I don't like that, bro. You know, y'all niggas is tripping. If they win and he's averaging 15, I don't God, he's coming back, bro. And Jalen Brown and v. motherfuckin-lawful-a-law-law.
Starting point is 00:12:25 He ain't retiring because you don't want to see him get 15 tonight. Do you know who that is? Nicky that is LeBron Jay. He didn't get traded to this team. He went to this team because not to average 50. It's two other niggies that can average 30 on my squad. Three. And I'm one of three.
Starting point is 00:12:43 He's going to average 20 points, bro. He's not fucking up his legacy. LeBron James is not averaging 20 points with these things. He's not fucking up his. He got to for them to be a championship team. He's not fucking up his legacy. So who's taking the back, which one of them's taking the back seat? Whoever fuck got to.
Starting point is 00:12:56 It won't be him. Oh, God. Do you know, Tyreex maxi is not averaging below 20 this year. Oh, my mind. It's a fact. It's not. Do you know the whole NBA stop? Jailin Brown not?
Starting point is 00:13:08 The whole NBA stopped into this nigga. Because of the name. Brian James is bigger than it. Yeah, exactly. So he's not about the average 14, bro. That's not going to happen. All right. Joe L&B is not taking the back seat,
Starting point is 00:13:17 Nick, anytime he can go get 50, he's going to get 50. Oh, God. Yeah, but we don't know how much he's going to play. Hey, you see what happened last year, B. We don't know how he's going to be in a playoff. It's different. It's different.
Starting point is 00:13:27 He came back in the playoff. Hey, you know how shitty Jlin Brown going to be. If Brian get over there and gets a damner trying to get 30 or 25 by night because. He's not going to try to get 20. No. He can't go like 20. I ain't a lot. The moment we see Jay B
Starting point is 00:13:38 tell LeB to swing, bro, that's gonna break my heart. It shouldn't, bro. It's that time. It's that time. That's an MVP type of nigga, bro. That means VJ coming off the bench.
Starting point is 00:13:47 No, VJ is starting. He's gonna start. Y'all nigs is crazy. Y'all from play the four. Y'all at the four. Brown at the four, Brian at the four, B at the five.
Starting point is 00:13:55 You know who at the one, two and three. Yeah, Brian. VJ at the three, two. I like that line up. Phil the Y'all got one. I like Brown at the four.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I like Brown at the four. I'm going to love that, bro. Brian, average them near coastal and triple double. You think Brian will average 14, 15 points? 15, A, 9 or some shit. Oh, yeah. Retire.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Oh, God. Now, at all seriously, you, I feel like this is a good place with, Brian? Yes, bro. I think it's a really good team. I don't know what they bench going to look like. I know they got Anthony Simons.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Yeah. They got a LeBaron filing. And then they don't have no big. They ain't got no big. They did pick up being weighed as well in the office season. He paid him with good chicken, another shooter. They do need another big. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Deway Howard put on the jersey, nigga. He made his post. Dwight did. He said he ready. Dwight said, I'm ready, Cah. Grab him. He might. Nick Richards. Nick Richards still out there? We'll take him.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Slide. Like, what's going on with the league? Nick Richards' quality in. He definitely take him, bro. Nick Richards might be, yeah. I swear, Lou. Grab him. A lot of guys still out there in free agency.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Bruce Brown. Bruce Brown. You see you see what they did in the rest, bro? Yeah, man. That's hate, bro. I don't like that. They, they're trying to blackball him. He's going to go to Miami.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Nah, they, they, they, they said, they said, they said, they like to call in on him, man. They did? Toad spolster. Toad spolster, he, he's not easy to coach. They hate him. Come on, man. They hate him. Damn.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Respect Russell Westbrook, for sure, man. They hate him. That's crazy. Man, you used to get everybody a chance for real for real. I've seen they're like on Drozzen and Clay right now is what the reports have been. That's the two additions they're trying to make to the squidy, for sure. All the six is better than an X. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I can't I'm not even going to do that They're the champs bro So we can't even say that Sixers ain't even play the game Cause we don't know what's going to happen for real I'm gonna take my chance with the Sixers I ain't gonna do that I'm gonna respect that
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's seeing that that line up Look a little crazy bro I think this is We already said the best four Player team like stars We already said it was Ball State That was the best four we ever see
Starting point is 00:16:01 Come on man Wardell Clay, KD and Draymond And their proms for sure So hello wheels No. You got to say you got the six is over now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Yeah. You got LeBron over Dreybaud? Every day. What D. He said, fuck. Everybody else. Everybody else lose. Everybody else is quiet.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Everybody else lose. And B. And B. He got to be with Draymore. So, Brian with Katie. Tom here they're right. Give me Katie right now. He's 60.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah. Tyrese Max. Tyree. Me step. Look what you use his age. But, nigga, that's the team he own compared to that Kaylee. Jalen Brown and Clay, who you got? Stop fucking playing, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:46 What are we saying? It's not Katie is Katie. It's supposed to be Katie and Jalen Brown. I'm sorry Jeff had to ask a tough question because it is what it is. Steph clears so bad. Steph clears and Katie clears, respectfully. They clear so bad that is a different. That's a young KD and an old bro.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I said not fair. Demner average 2620. Something crazy last year. Hey, we're going to wrap this show up. If you say anything about him with Steph Curry. I'm just telling you what he average. Don't do that. I didn't compare him.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I'm talking about players and what they do. We're talking about what he's a fire number one. unanimous. What are you saying? The point guard position, it goes to step. Two guard. It's not just going to step. You know what they're not doing this because of Dreybond.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Jeff, they're just doing it because they don't know what to do with Dreybaw. That's the only reason why they do you got Drake match up. You got Dreiber and B, bro. In B, bro. By what? By Lee. Okay. And we love Drake Bob by digging.
Starting point is 00:17:48 He didn't say that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So stop playing, bro. All right. Jaylon Brown is landslide. Katie and Brock. Clay.
Starting point is 00:17:56 At that time? No. He's better. But Clay was very quality. And Clay, I love Clay, bro. No, Jeline Brown. Clay has never. been in MVP talks?
Starting point is 00:18:05 Uh, he has nothing, because both didn't win MVP. He's not, he's not fucking with you. He finals. Got to respect it. That's more important. He is crazy. No, Jalen Brown clears him,
Starting point is 00:18:15 but I'm just saying. So it's kind of even, what it sounds like to me? Y'all got too clear. Bro, Brian being 50. I love God. But I said, Brown did,
Starting point is 00:18:26 you just said, Draymond get cleared by NB. Yes. Man, Drayman was very quality back then, though. Tyrese Maxie, nigga, ain't no slout. He not, but he not the guy. No disrespect.
Starting point is 00:18:39 We not even going to. Tyrese maxi is closer to Steph than fucking Draymond is to NB, nigga. Oh, my mama. Yes. It's about even, bro. Come on, Super Chat. No.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Niggas bullshin is bullshin is. No. Tyree Maxey averaged 30, bro. Oh, damn what he averaged, bro. He ain't closer to that one. He's nowhere near. Bro, he averts 30. Y'all did, cool.
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Starting point is 00:23:16 He winks on Halloween. He gets right up next to the microphone. I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on the IHard Radio Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, let's get this Super Jesse. Which I'm more excited to see, Philly versus the Celtics or Nix.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Celtics for that get back for sure. That whole little East Coast region is lit right now. I got to take my words back. But if we get a playoff series between the Knicks and the 76ers, it is going to be fireworks for short. The Pacers in trouble. We don't need that type of interview. The Pacers, they was already fighting for the play in.
Starting point is 00:24:00 They are out the playoffs. First of my, I don't know what the plan is. We don't know what the plan is. Taris, why is going to grab a couple more whoppers, going. I'm sorry, DeTorex, if you hear me, brother. We are troves. They made no upgrade, because they lost their draft pick. All we got was Kelly Ubrae, man.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Shout to my boy, Kelly. Shout to him. Shout to him. That's all the guy. They got is Brian and J.B for two wings, because Brassimis, you will pay him. You will pay for your sins. This is your fault.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Brand is cool. The sales are this move, because. No, they're not. They'll get their ass. They're going to be better than y'all. So? We both are. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:24:42 We both are. They're going to be better than that. Maybe. We'll see. You'll do they be better than y'all? No, not sure. I know y'all. Pace are fans.
Starting point is 00:24:48 But, like, yeah, we'll see. They're not better than the Hawks. I don't know. Please stop. We don't bring the Hawks up for the show. We are better than Hawks, matter of faith. We don't know what the plan is, respectfully.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Bro, we just got Lou Dork. Y'all had a great season last year. Okay, I can't wait to leave. We weren't going to play in. I can't wait till they. We were legit playoff team, cuz. Y'all played a team. Fifty, we're six-e.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Y'all sneeze away. You're a legit, bro. I'm playing. We was a sneeze away from a fifth scene. That's crazy, man. That's true. Two things can be true. Back in the, uh, Super chat, man.
Starting point is 00:25:21 We're the only one that got dubs on the Knicks, bro. We beat them twice. That's what I mean, we played it. We actually beat them. But respect. Bags. Braun to Philly. They had a different coach,
Starting point is 00:25:30 because I understood. Bront in Philly before a G-J-6 is crazy. That black six of Jersey going to be coached. Yeah. Villy merchants going up. I wonder if you asked Lou Will for that 23th. Damn. I'm sure you didn't have to have a shot to my point of Will.
Starting point is 00:25:43 The jersey already sold up? Damn. That's so hard, bro. Philly print. They printed that shit up so far. Yeah, Gilly, bro. Yeah, Gilly turn. Shout to deck.
Starting point is 00:25:52 All my Philly people was excited today, boy. Child to my nigga Dion Waiters. It's lit. It's lit. Why we don't ever get nothing like that in indie? This DJ a movie. With the reason? We got Zuka.
Starting point is 00:26:07 We got all this shit. Out of all this shit, out of one of the best drafts in years. Yeah, bro. We just, one of the best drafts ever, for real. Years, ever.
Starting point is 00:26:18 We got Zooka. They even got haters, bro. That's all I learned from this is we have to start cheating. All that snitching you did. Caleb was from one pick a wick of a week. Bro. We had killed us. We went to the finals.
Starting point is 00:26:30 But it doesn't matter because it didn't happen now, man. Yeah, I'll give us on us on us. Those my friends with my hips and packing my bags. Philly, here we come. Yeah, that's, that's good. They definitely trade NB for AD. Now, they've been trying to pair of AD the whole time. Is that going to happen to Philly?
Starting point is 00:26:45 Boy, if they trade NB for AD, boy, Philly going to go crazy. They both be hurt. Yeah. They go train the same situation. Yeah, go trade B for another hurt, Nick. Yeah, crazy. shit.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Afternoon, fellas, Moog with Broadway I think we should celebrate by hitting a circle
Starting point is 00:27:01 cat. My name's fucking that that Gatorade bottle cut all over Twitter cause. It's
Starting point is 00:27:09 twisting the tops, popping the top just like, man, in honor of a mooky, man. Honor
Starting point is 00:27:14 a mooky, they got the Gatorin' let's say in there honor they got the right on Twitter like,
Starting point is 00:27:19 all this shit actually good Gatoretterer ain't my boy is a fucking Gator Gatorin's fucking Gator it.
Starting point is 00:27:25 so I was actually good I guess a different drink I don't know it is a different What What you have Everyone What the fuck
Starting point is 00:27:35 What the fuck he just That nigga didn't leave a drip That shit That shit I said I said I said Cubs Thinking about that
Starting point is 00:27:44 Beats Get that boy Off that nats Get that nat off that nipple man Man Oh, but y'ar is saying There's a great team Like a team of All-Star, like Philly really need a coach
Starting point is 00:27:58 And win a chip coach, I already get a team coach myself No, you have to have a coach. Definitely need a coach. I like that coach, though, sometimes. Yeah. Man, they ain't cold. Nick Nurtz, boy, you have a short leash here, boy. If it's not cracking by all-star break,
Starting point is 00:28:12 LeBron will replace you, brother. Who's going to be the coach in Philly box? No, I don't do that, bro. We've been here before. He said I got two years, but I'm not playing with none of y'all. Y'all fucking around. When Brian come to your team,
Starting point is 00:28:24 your job on the line, bro. Oh, God. Yeah. Your job is instantly on the line. Yeah, be careful in the celebration. Boy, you play 20 games in a row. They're going to get you up out of there. Cool.
Starting point is 00:28:33 All right. That Brian throwback six of jersey. He's about to go so hard. Also, shout out of the chocolate. That is out of pocket. The Bront, the Philly merch is going to be insane. I think that's funny. That black Sixers jersey is going to be fired.
Starting point is 00:28:45 No, elite for sure. The Warriors front office thought they was getting bronze They used it to not make any moves They've got to run it back with the mid from last season Nasty Front Office Yeah, free Wardell, man Like who they got? Yeah, let's talk about the Warriors
Starting point is 00:28:57 before we get that. Who they got? Bernie Posinski. What up the roster? They have to, bro. You have shit he got to deal with? They got to, bro. What's his two-year max look like?
Starting point is 00:29:09 150, probably. Seventy-five years, something like that? Yeah, between 141-15. Right. Deserving. For the shit they make him go through, bro. Yeah, Steph deserved that shit. Yeah, give him that.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Do y'all feel like Steph ever kind of raised hell about there? He just go out and knew his job and just say, all right, whoever you're going to get. He probably just knowing his job, bro. What I'm saying to two years 150? Yeah, fuck it. Let's play. Line it up. I'm going to have a 30, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah, we're saying, fuck. I don't want MVP's. I don't got fined. He's eligible for two-year 136. Yeah. Yeah. As of August 29. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I need that. Yeah. Need all that. Right under 70-8 year, that's fine. And that's probably because he didn't have any accolades for the all-N-B-A and stuff like that due to injury or stuff. Yeah, because if so, I'm sure it'd have been 150, but. 68 million.
Starting point is 00:29:57 They roster is mid, though. Who care? Fuck my sister. You actually, let the board get ready to hoop, my boy. Yes, he will be a key component in the Warriors' lineup. Oh, yeah, you need to have to go to this. Will Richard, yes. L.J. Carr, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Shout to my boy, Prizigigas, securing a bag every time. Yeah. I'd be forgetting about Jimmy, being over there he got hurt no he heard they probably gonna be out half the season huh yeah fuck it rest up jim by the time he probably be able to hoop they're gonna be sad anyway bro so take it time jimmy that's up yeah shout to ward oh get paid my boy man man we got quiet on here let's get back to super chat for him yeah we don't talk about the words no more yeah this offseason has been insane man look at so many people with swiss jerseys man
Starting point is 00:30:44 down to the second apron getting it done man look at that stuff picture hey nobody pull up on us that is a crazy off what's more crazy this team is crazy that is a wild ass team that team is nuts
Starting point is 00:30:57 that shit look crazy what's crazy yon is going to Miami or Brian going to Philly Brian bro because Yonis was trying to get to Miami for two years yeah true he's been trying to get to South Beach for two years
Starting point is 00:31:08 hey they are me yeah you're more excited to see though you're excited to see Yonin's Is he Jersey or LeBron in that Philly? I don't care about Yonnes. I'm excited for this. The real squad.
Starting point is 00:31:19 In Miami. I mean, uh, Brown and Philly, bro. Yeah. You see what LeVar Ball said? Yeah. He said, man. He said, man, he said,
Starting point is 00:31:25 Hey, man, he said, man, some big ass thing over here in Philly. He said, way to beat him. Go get fans. Go to pick up my boy. Yeah, that shit was. Get lines on the boys on. I fucking say, gone.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Gone on about your business. Go on. Go on. Get you a mail, bro. Go on walk him out, bro. Oh, yeah. The D.I. Lakers, baby.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh, this is crazy. They look crazy. They're going to be good, though. They're not. I swear they're going to be good. They're going to be cool. They're making the playoffs. Oh, I mean, the West is a week.
Starting point is 00:31:55 They're going to make a playoffs. They're making the playoffs. They're making the ball. They just look crazy. That just looks crazy. Oh, yeah. Walker Castle pitcher is the same. But that team, that three is fire, y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:07 If they was black, it'd be lit. Oh And y'all lay him talking Yeah, that's the problem That's the problem That's the problem Man, kid he'd be seen I heard
Starting point is 00:32:22 Hey Kauai man, free Kauai He slayed off the paper shit man Oh, it's still pending Yeah It's not Not especially went through this Our boy still ain't sign just It's still pending
Starting point is 00:32:31 Told you He ain't got as much fool As y'all thought he did Kuaai gonna be back With the clippers Come up You bring your ass back Unless you try to tell
Starting point is 00:32:39 Come on back You did try to tell You need to tell you. How y'all feel about Jive Portland? Man, we didn't forgot all about this. Shot, man. I think that's going to be a hard deal.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Dave's return. Okay, back court better. And Lamello or Dane. We did not have to put Totho here up, I'm sorry. And Lamello right now. Yeah. And Lamello.
Starting point is 00:33:00 They ain't been hurt, and we just ain't seen John a long time. They got to stay healthy. Why they got him looking like that? I don't even know why they posted that respectfully. I don't want to see nothing about the Milwaukee Bucks. He looks crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:10 He looked like that little girl, Stranger Thines. He's about to kill, though, this year. Yeah, I hope you killed. 25. On ESPia is the Ocho, because I bet I see a Bugs game on. If I say, nobody's going to know he's killing. Yeah, if I will.
Starting point is 00:33:26 You never going to see the game. I hope you killed. I'm going to pick him up in Fancy, though. He is going to kill. He's going to hoop. Does Brownie-Stay-Laker? No, you know what time it is? The real sound sports on the way.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Bro, they have 17 players on Philly, bro. They're about have 18. Yeah, but that's my son. Yeah, that's my son. Don't know. Because one of these biggest good.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Lafair and finally, you are a Laker. Be good for him. He's trending on Twitter. I hope you watched the verses last night because you will be in that area. Trenner, man.
Starting point is 00:33:57 You're a good digger, man. I'm shocked. But he will be a Laker. Oh, my God. But Bob Myers do. Oh, he got Bron. He got Bron. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:07 He was Bob Myers. He went on the pie, bro. He took Rudy. Brown on that pot. He's a GM. For him to get Jalen Brown and Brian. He said if you want to win the chip, you know what to do. He literally said that.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Yeah, the same. I don't feel, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I knew. See, they do. They knew, because. That's why LeBron is so in my options, man. You know, I was doing all that show. Yes. Like, we knew Judge Irons to be the coach.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Rich, you be on bullshit. Yeah, Rich, I got to call you, Rich. Yeah, Rich Paul's. You know that. I should have, I should have pulled us. They be showing us. They do. That's shod of hand, but we just got to believe it sometimes.
Starting point is 00:34:38 All right, man, back in the Super Chat. Brian, being the only national playmaker on the 76 and started five, surrounded by four scores. You think he might lead the league and assists again. I can't average of 17. 10 to 6 rebounds, what you say? What's that? Ain't a bad stat.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I need 20, but I'm rolling for sure. I take 19. I think 19. I wish you made that. But 15, I can't. No, we can't have that on the stats at all. Shout out 5.20, 6th, 26, 27 NBA champs, put the house on it.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Shout to Hard Rock bet. One of those future bets are today, for sure. I won't we put in the house on them. Yeah. I'm still rolling with OKC or Spurs. It's crazy. A lot of people have, you know what I'm saying, been real quiet about SGA.
Starting point is 00:35:17 I think they're going to be back next year, bro. I think he's going to ease up on the flopping. He's going to just come out and kill for real. Let's see. Hopefully J.W. is healthy, man. Yeah. They can get back to it for short. With a movie, Cousness, does this move
Starting point is 00:35:31 for officially make LeBron a ring chaser? Yes. Yes. And who cares? he a ring chaser now man he is fucking yeah and it's cool shit he's Brian bro
Starting point is 00:35:42 the whole point of playing this win yeah what you're playing for yeah I'm going to the best available yeah facts I fuck with that he bring a championship to Philly bro
Starting point is 00:35:52 a Philly won the chip Oh my God yeah is it gonna be bigger than the next shit Yes Wow No no no
Starting point is 00:36:02 Brian do that Yes it is fuck no And I'm gonna say Philly fans are some of the most some noxious people on earth, but if there's anybody right above them,
Starting point is 00:36:08 it's New York. That New York chip is crazy. New York, yeah. But if LeBron go there and get a ring, bro. I think it'd be bigger than New York. The way it's going to be televised and documented, it's going to be inside. This nigga 43.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Yeah, yeah, if he go to Philly and win a NBA championship. Brian will get a Fals of a VP? No, hell, no. That would be insane. But if he just get a chip and Philly. Y'all niggas is crazy. That's going to be the biggest. Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:34 New York is tough, bro. I don't know. After 53. Three years, bro. I mean, it was lit, but it wasn't lit. It was lit if you was from New York. Yeah. Like, I'm saying, like, the whole world.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Brian win, like, everybody in the world going to watch. If Brian went in Philly. Like, everybody was definitely going to watch the games. Yeah. It's going to be through the fucking rules. He makes to the finals this old because he in Philly. Greatest shit ever, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:00 He won everywhere he went. That's tough, bro. If he gets a ring at every franchise he played with, that's his story. I think, I don't think the Knicks, because the Nix was so dominant last year in the playoff run, like if it was a better series, like, if it was like the OKC, Indiana series and televised like it was with the stars that they had, then I think the Nix championship would have been a little more like. Or they had some bigger players. But they just dominated so.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I get it. Because Brian, Brian is Brian. It's Brian. I get it. It was so easy that it didn't make it seem kind of watered it down. Like when they got up 3-1, it was like, shit. When they smacked Cleveland, it was. like, damn, right.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Like, let's see what happens. But it was a big for that city, though. No, yeah, it was big for us. I mean, New York needed that, but. Yeah. The last one, UDF giving out free mooch shakes after LeBron with to Philly. Oh, what that means. Brother, that sounds insane for sure, man.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Let us know how half in the comments, man, it's the 76ers going down. I can't wait for the NBA season. Man, a lot of transactions took place. It's going to be a lot of good bubble. It's about to be fun, bro. Yeah, it's going to be a great. 2K is lit this year. Hey, if you play with the 6th on 2K, you're cheating.
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